blackrosepoison
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Joined 07-05-10, id: 2434377, Profile Updated: 09-21-11
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, Maximum Ride, and Castle.

Hey I'm blackrosepoison. Now if you expect me to actually tell you my real name (I'm smarter than the average gold fish), how old I am (you'd judge), my favorite color (well I'll give you that one it's blue) you have just been diagnosed by me, with insomnia (cause you must be so tired you cant think straight).

My whole life is what we call humiliating.

For instance: There is now a contact stuck to the Bible at Church cause when I was doing the reading yesterday it just decided to fall out. Talk about embarrassing. Also last week I was sitting in one of those desks where the desk and chair are connected, dropped my pen, went to pick it up, and tipped the whole desk over on top of me. Aren't I graceful?

ALSO REALLY BIG NEWS!!!!

My twin sister just got a profile on here and let me tel ya she's super pissed that she can't put anything up until a day after she made the account. BUT you guys should definitely go check her out!!! Her profile name is silverlilyvenom. yeah, i know it sounds kinda like mine, but we did that on purpose!!! We are twins after all!!!!

It's so hard to think of stuff to put on my profile.This is so different from Facebook. Uhhh...

So I'm just going to list a bunch of random stuff:

Color-Blue

Age-14

Book-See below

Movie- The Roomate

Play- Phantom of the Opera

Subject- Biology (I know ironic right)

Sport-Cross Country

Song- At the moment You Make Me Feel...

Grades- Well... lets just say taking all honors is a total b*h

High School- McAuley

Food- Ravioli from the Spaghette Factory

Commercial Quote- "What's a Bieber? I don't know, but it kinda look's like a girl." -Best Buy

Song Quote- "You just gotta ignite, the light, and lettttt it shine. Just own the night, like the fourth of July! Cause baby your a firework!!!" (long story trust me) -Katy Perry

"You know that I'm a crazy bitch i do what I want when I feel like it..." -Avril Lavigne

Movie Quote- "I'm gonna blow your freakin' head off! No I'm gonna blow YOUR freakn' head off!!!" -New Moon

I have a compulsive need to make a list of my favorite books ever. So here they are: Twilight Series (duh), Maximum Ride Series, Mortal Itsruments Series, Olympians Series, Uglies/Pretties/Specials, Everlost, Hunger Games Series, The Host, Bree Tanner, Triskellion.

My friends think its weird that I can just sit there and read even with background noise. So you know what I said, "How can you not!?"

Also I'd like to point out that my eigth grade teachers are the quinessence of weird.

One is the embodiement of lonely crazy cat lady. One goes "arrroooo" like a dog when she's confused. One says, "Cut the gab," instead of shut up. The other is a 60 year old lady who can yell louder than I can. She pretty much scares the crap put of us.

Anyways welcome to my extreme disturbing life.

ENJOY!!!!!!!!!

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The Dark Within the Light reviews
It started as your everyday, run-of-the-mill murder. But one phone call can destroy a lot more than just a case. Beckett's working on a case and when she calls Castle, Alexis answers. In the other room. With the body. Where she found the phone. Hidden.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,453 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Rick C., Kate B.
Love Wished Away reviews
It's been 3 years since the Cullens left in new moon. Bella lives in Seattle and has a new job and friend. When her new friend dares her to sing at a bar the cullens just happen to be there. What happens when there worlds collide again? Sorry bad summary!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,370 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Edward, Bella
SOF Ch 69 to 73 Fang's POV reviews
Okay I know this has been done a million times but you know what? I DONT CARE! Im going to anyway! If your smarter than the average duck then youve already figured out that its SOF Ch. 69-73 Fang POV, but to specify its when Max goes on her date with Sam!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,807 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Fang, Max