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Author has written 1 story for South Park.

This account is no longer active. All of my stories have been deleted, except for That is SO Not Normal, which has been dropped. However, if you would like to read a previous story of mine, you may contact me via PM.

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Letter Lovers by Kankokujinpoi reviews
Kyle gets a new phone and begins playing a game with a random stranger. Although, Kyle has a theory that this stranger isn't really a stranger at all. Just me trying to get into Kyle's head. If you've ever seen You've Got Mail its kinda like that.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,800 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Kyle B., Craig T.
Behind the Url by Torgaydo reviews
Genderfluid AU/High School AU- John has just moved to a small town in Texas where he is prepared to be judged for his differences. After all, he always had been. However, in comes tumblr famous, wanna-be cool kid Dave Strider who turns his world around.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,710 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 5/27/2014 - John E., Dave S.
Colors by Stoner Octopus reviews
Humanstuck. Kanaya Maryam coming to terms with her sexuality and resolving issues from her past. Rated T for sexual themes in later chapters.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,121 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 4/25/2014 - [Kanaya M., Rose L.] Karkat V., Vriska S.
As you wish by Akira-sun reviews
A series of unrelated drabbles featuring our favorite blonde and raven.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 120 - Words: 42,722 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/27/2014 - Published: 4/19/2011 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
White Lies by Cassis Luna reviews
(COMPLETE) Draco drinks a potion that makes him know if a person is lying, and Harry, apparently at fault that Draco is this way, is forced to 'help' him with the effects of the potion. For the first time, they deal with each other with no lies to hide behind. HPDM RWHG BZNL SSRL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 181,740 - Reviews: 1343 - Favs: 2,469 - Follows: 1,887 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Misfits by Flash12ssg reviews
Gamzee, Tavros, Sollux, and Karkat are a literal garage band of outcasts. They strive not to be accepted but to show people how to accept, and they'll show their town exactly what a few misfits can do. Fail summary is fail. Eventual PBJ.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,316 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Gamzee M., Tavros N.
Sticky Notes by PsychoNami reviews
The Eds break Kevin's bike and Double D offers to fix it. Kevin soon notices Double D is hiding a dark secret. BoyXboy KevinXDouble D Slash in later Chapters. I suck at summaries...
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,507 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Kevin, Edd - Complete
Paper Cranes by Canute reviews
When they were children, Thor taught Loki how to make paper cranes. "When you manage to make a thousand," he said, "you get to make a wish that would come true, no matter what." Thor/Loki
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,764 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Coffee Black by owlpostagain reviews
Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and you are A DISGRUNTLED EMPLOYEE. In fact, you are THE DISGRUNTLED EMPLOYEE, with a proper capital T-H-E.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,181 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Karkat V., John E. - Complete
Paperweights & Purple Pens by bellax-xmuerte reviews
Sometimes The Avengers just need a friendly face to talk to; that's why they creep into Bruce's lab. Bruce/Clint & Steve/Tony
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,560 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Houseflies by damn expensive eggs reviews
Clyde still has yet to get used to living with Craig. Craig still has yet to get used to crawling jellybeans, Clyde's new Facebook addiction, food philosophy, Tom Jones, and more recently, "bro hugs." pairings no longer really a thing. i'm writing this on the side with original characters, but i'll update the south park version for the next billion years. thanks for reading!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 48,990 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Clyde D., Craig T.
Kindle My Heart by Akira-sun reviews
A series of unrelated drabbles featuring Harry and Severus. Rating will change to M in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 8,893 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - [Harry P., Severus S.] - Complete
How To Catch A Sunbeam by spazmoid reviews
I had no idea what was happening to me. Just that every time you looked at me or even said my name I died... my heart forgot to beat, my lungs forgot to breathe .
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Kindergarten Goth, Ike B. - Complete
We Go Good Together Just Like Coffee And Cream by Mali Kollama reviews
I am Craig Tucker: Punctual. Boring. Expressionless. That is... until a little blond boy shows up on time one day. Why haven't I noticed him before..? -Creek! CraigxTweek -ALMOST M by much later chapters. ...Like, BORDERLINE. There, you have been warned.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 75,412 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T.
You're Getting Ancient by officerbuttbaby reviews
A collection of various documents from the boys' junior year. ON HIATUS UNTIL SPBB ENDS
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,375 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger
Mute by J.E.McCormickGal reviews
When Damien meets a mute boy called Pip, he swears to himself he's going to make the boy speak - and find out why he's mute in the first place. DISCONTINUED, SEE LAST CHAPTER
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,486 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Damien, Pip P.
Stay in Underland by Akira-sun reviews
Alice decides to stay in Underland with the Mad Hatter who she has fallen for.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 9/26/2011 - [Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp] - Complete
Suck My Duck by Nixing a Rose reviews
He doesn't even know my name. "Hey, Craig." Guess he does. Not sure if I want him to know anymore.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,181 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Craig T., Kyle B. - Complete
Smile! No One Cares How You Feel by monscandal reviews
Balancing the soul-sucking monotony of high school life with playing bass in the most non-conformist band in the history of music definitely isn't all it's cracked up to be.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,094 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Red Goth, Curly Goth - Complete
Wassail, Wassail by Ellena McKelles reviews
ONESHOT. Draco Malfoy prefers to be drunk and alone on Christmas. An appearance from Harry Potter seems to change that.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,192 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Couch Time by AnonymousStrawberry reviews
The Goth Kids are each sent to the counselor's office after being busted for smoking. Some angst ensues. Implied CuRed. Feedback is much appreciated!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,791 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Curly Goth, Red Goth - Complete
Stuck On You by I am Frankenteen reviews
Harry loves to doodle on his sticky notes. Usually he gathers the wasted paper to use as amo against Ron. Except for one. One that Malfoy ends up finding. Through the anonymous notes, the two begin an unusual friendship, that quickly turns into more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,286 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
Green Hues by kimmiesue reviews
Blaise comforts a troubled boy in the middle of the night. ONE-SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Blaise Z., Draco M. - Complete
A Sweet Thesis by theshadowswhisper reviews
Wendy thinks she may have the perfect thesis for her research essay. The problem? It requires the study of a rather uncooperative Eric Cartman. Candy
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Wendy Testaburger, Eric Cartman - Complete
Will You Marry Me? by moon's the limit reviews
A series of one-shot proposals, Drarry style! Each chapter has its own story. Suggestions are loved! :3 CHRISTMAS EDITIONS UP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,726 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Ring Around the Rosy by Penonymous reviews
A one-shot of the plague returning to Invader Zim's universe, and the consequences of it spreading. It also explains the song 'ring around the rosy', the true meaning of the lyrics for those who don't know already. ONE-SHOT!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Gir - Complete
The Adventures of Taco Man and the Robo Inferno by damn expensive eggs reviews
In a galaxy far, far away... one boy, Clyde, that's me, will have an unforgettable encounter with another boy, that's Kevin, and embark on a journey of epic proportions. ... Whatever that means. Kevin/Clyde. update for 2013: never writing an epilogue, sorry!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,188 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Clyde D., Kevin S. - Complete
That is SO Not Normal reviews
Craig Tucker is an average teenager. Actually, scratch that. He is the most average teenager. He didn't expect much of himself. But boy did he score...This is South Park, cursing is assured. Cryle.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,054 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Craig T., Kyle B.