Author has written 9 stories for Glee, Ugly Betty, and I Am Number Four.
I'm a massive Gleek and the Gleeverse seems to dominate my life. I've never written anything prior to Glee but Glee seems to get my creative juices churning. To any who have read my stories, you’d know by now that my main girl is always Quinn and I’ve tried different pairings for her. I think Dianna Agron is perfectly gorgeous. Time and time again I seem to go back to Jesse as there are so many different aspects of his character to play with and I still think he and Quinn look perfect together. If only this would really really happen on the show.
And then there’s Sam.
I loooooooved Sam and Quinn , at least before RM totally destroyed them. I still harbor the suspicion that RM doesn't like me LOL I'm ambivalent about Sam at the moment, so i'm keeping him in storage for a while.
My latest obsession is I Am Number 4. I loved Pettygron (Weren't they just gorgeous together?? Now who can deny that??) So with that relationship also in tatters, i'm left with just worshipping the film.
And so those are my obsesssions (my tumblr's called that) in a nutshell. ;D
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to beat someone up
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I am BIRACIAL(mixed) so I MUST have smart days AND dumb days
I love ANIMALS so I MUST become the CRAZY OLD CAT LADY
I DRESS NICE and I'M A GUY, so I MUST be gay.
I'm A GUY and I PLAY THE FLUTE, so I MUST be gay.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut myself.
I'm EMO, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST talk only about guys, clothes, and other girls.
I'm a CHEERLEADER/PREP, so I MUST be slutty, blonde, mean, shallow, and stupid.
I'm a MORMON, so I MUST be a polygamist.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm an ARTIST/MUSICIAN, so I MUST spend my weekends getting high.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be racist against black people.
I LIKE TO READ, so I MUST be a dork/nerd/geek.
I'm ADD/ADHD, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST bomb animal slaughter houses.
I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think you're all going to Hell.
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST be homophobic.
I'm ATHEIST, so I MUST hate God/worship Satan. (They don't believe in either of them!)
I'm FROM THE SOUTH, so I MUST have a country accent/listen to country music.
I'm FROM THE SOUTH, so I MUST be racist.
I'm NEVER SINGLE FOR LONG, so I MUST be a slut.
I LOVE SHARPIES, so I MUST use them to get high.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST like rap/r&b.
I DON'T EAT LUNCH (unwisely), so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic/bulimic.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST have gotten plastic surgery.
I CALL OTHER GIRLS PRETTY, so I MUST be lesbo.
I DON'T HAVE GAY FRIENDS, so I MUST be homophobic.
I still SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS, so I MUST be childish.
My HAIR IS BLUE/GREEN/PINK ETC., so I MUST be on drugs.
I have MULTIPLE PEIRCINGS, so I MUST be on drugs.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST play piano well. amazingly well.
I PLAY MORE THAN ONE INSTRUMENT, so I MUST be a band geek.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be in a gang.
I WEAR PANTS THAT DON'T FALL DOWN, so I MUST be gay.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST hate GLBT, Mexicans, and people who get abortions.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST be an illegal immigrant.
I'm HISPANIC/LATINO(A), so I MUST be from Mexico.
I'm EUROPEAN, so I MUST not shave.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be stuck up.
I'm SHY, so I MUST be stuck up.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST be shallow.
I'm ON A SPORTS TEAM, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm POPULAR, so I MUST be happy/have many friends.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be lazy.
I GO TO A PRIVATE SCHOOL, so I MUST be prissy or slutty.
I'm TALL, so I MUST play basketball.
I'm a GIRL and I PLAY SPORTS, so I MUST be lesbo.
I've decided to REMAIN ABSTINANT, so I MUST be GLBT.
I DON'T DATE, so I MUST be GLBT.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm JAMAICAN, so I must smoke weed.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I take ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST work at a casino.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be sleeping with them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.
I have GERMAN HERITAGE, so I MUST be a Nazi
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN, so I MUST worship Satan.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I act HAPPY so I MUST have a prefect life and not know real pain.
I hang with SOCIAL OUTCASTS, so I MUST be a loser.
I am a WICCAN so I MUST worship satan. (umm...no!! We don't even beleive in satan! that is a christian beleif!)
I am a FEMALE ATHLETE so I MUST be fit and olny play sports ment for woman.
I have REPEATED A GRADE, so I MUST be stupid.
I read MANGA, so I MUST be a nerd/geek/dork.
I have an UNUSUALLY HIGH I.Q., so I MUST make sraight A's.
I am a MALE who wants to DESIGN CLOTHES, so I must be gay.
I am GAY, so I MUST not belive in God.
I come from a BROKEN FAMILY, so I MUST be angry and repressed.
I am a GIRL who can OUTBENCH the boys, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I am GAY, so I MUST have a SECRET lover.
I am a JOCK, so I must be dating a cheerleader.
I like YURI/YAOI, so I MUST be a lesbian/gay.
I DON'T FIGHT so I MUST be weak.
I have a SUCKY LIFE, so I MUST turn to drugs.
My best friend is a GUY so we MUST go out.
I am a HOMEMAKER, so I must be a Stepford Wife
TO ALL THOSE WHO THINK HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG AND WANT TO FIGHT FOR A BETTER FUTURE FOR OUR GAY AND LESBIAN FRIENDS, PLEASE REPOST THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE.
-I am the girl who got kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
PLEASE REPOST THIS IF YOU BELIEVE HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG. PLEASE DO YOUR PART TO END IT.
One of my favourite poems:
Love Is A Great Thing
Love is a great thing, yea, a great and thorough good.
Thomas A Kempis
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