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Joined 07-06-10, id: 2434755, Profile Updated: 10-06-10
Author has written 7 stories for Batman, X-Men, Kick-Ass, Deadpool, Spider-Man, Family Guy, American Dad, and Wonder Woman.

Hey there. The name's GHouse89. And my real name is...nah, I can't tell you my real name. I'd have to kill you. And since I have absolutely no way of knowing who the heck anyone on this website really is, it's gonna be pretty hard to kill anyone at all. So, I guess I should tell you a little bit about myself

1-About me

Name: See above

Birthday: October 13 1989 (Fun fact-look this date up. I was born on "Friday the Thirteenth". Isn't that awesome!!!...and at the same time, creepy as all hell?!!!

Nationality: I'm Nigerian, but I was born in Canada or something.

Occupation: University student, Architecture (which sucks like a b--h)

2-My Loves

Comics, Movies/TV Shows, Comedy, Writing, Reading. I'm actually kind of a geek and I do display some full frontal nerdity on occasion. Seriously. I mean, my older brother and I, are totally into books (Not academic ones, but we do well enough in school though). For example, I recently finished Gothe's original Faust, book 1 and 2, the ones with the rhyme scheme, literally written a century ago...and I enjoyed it. See? Who in the world does that? That's why I have no girlfriend.

Comics are a passion, because I love good art and Writing. And contrary to what the nay sayers'll say, comics have a lot of both. I would really love to get into that someday, maybe have a creator owned title or somethin'. The ideas are piling up and I would so give a limb to unleash them. I also love to draw. Actually, my avatar is a pencil sketching I did of Spidey just for the site. Although, I haven't drawn in months, maybe years and I'm losing my touch. Comics that I love: anything with good art and story and you got me hooked. Although, I did enter into comics through Marvel, so I harbor much love for them. DC too. Some obscure-like comics that I have really enjoyed and would recommend are:

--District X (Marvel- Pre-House of M): This was one of the best comics I have ever read in my opinion. David Hine brought his A game to this one. It's basically the gritty, ugly side of Mutantdom. Mutants whose strange, unattractive powers are like, for example, changing into wood as soon as the Sun sets, or leaking an acid from their tear glands that hurts even themselves and leaves them blind-- stuff like that. It's the scary, eerily realistic everyday life of a city district whose residents are mutants with unglamorous powers.

--Preacher (DC-Vertigo): Garth Ennis created a character who for over a span of sixty six issues, you realize is basically the person you want to be. Tough, morally upright, unafraid, determined. Although it's laden with cursing, it's a comic that's too intelligent for some and may not go down well with others, mostly because, it holds itself up as a mirror to the inane, idiotic face of todays pop culture, religion and politics mocks it unapologetically. The love between the Reverend Jesse Custer and his girlfriend Tulip was also very nice, flawed as it was.

--Kick-Ass (Marvel-Icon imprint): Just read the freakin' comic and find out why!!! Mark Millar hit a home run. It's violent, it's profane, it's gory as all hell, but surprisingly not done inelegantly.

--Irredeemable (Boom! studios): Mark Waid is a man who asked the question some of us have been pondering ever since we discovered Superman: what if he was not as Boy Scout-ish as he's made out to be? What if he was flawed and could crack under pressure like any one with immense responsiblity on their shoulders? The premise is basically: Superman-like hero goes evil. All Hell breaks loose.

I like movies alot. Some of my favorite are: The Matrix, all three parts (Yeah? So what? The trilogy is deep, ya'll), The Exorcist (The 1973 version, although I like some of the new ones), Fight Club (Another awesome movie that's a huge metaphor for brotherhood...and insanity, I guess), Observe and Report (It's my generation's Taxi Driver--and yes, I totally stole that from a Movie critic), The Dark Knight (Heath Ledger did the impossible--he is the Joker. Nuff said), District 9 (Alien movie that's not just an Alien movie), Kick-Ass (Mark Millar is a genius. Plus, Chloe Grace Moretz freaked us out in a totally good way. She rocked the role), and many others. Don't worry, as I update my profile, I'll make a list.

I also like TV Shows, my favorite being: House M.D, (hence the avatar name), Supernatural, Fringe, Dexter, HIMYM, Life, Better off Ted, Scrubs, and so many others.

3 Quick Fun Facts

-My favorite genre of anything is comedy

-When I was little, my mom made me go to my kindergarten Halloween party as Red Riding Hood. She thought it would be cute. But it wasn't. I have pictures.

-I can do the voice of virtually any character on TV that I watch for a while

-My favorite girl/woman in the Marvel Universe is...Blindfold!!! (I find damaged, withdrawn, funny talking women to be very sexy. Seriously)

-I love my baby sister even though she annoys me so much I want to strangle her (She's seven)

-I've been clinically dead for a couple of minutes (it's no big deal, really). 3:47.

-Number six is totally not a joke

Well, I'll try and update this as soon as I can, because there's so much more useless information that I want you to know about me.

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Precocious Crush by Makokam reviews
So, you meet someone who gets you. You have fun together, you like each other, and they're cute. But he says you're too young. What are you supposed to do? Just let it go? -Cover Art by Coasting-
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 220 - Words: 289,793 - Reviews: 7094 - Favs: 1,364 - Follows: 1,401 - Updated: 5/17 - Published: 12/29/2010 - [Dave L./Kick-Ass, Mindy M./Hit Girl] OC
The Spider Twins: The Begining by spidertwin68 reviews
Peter Parker, Spider-Man, has two teenage fraternal twins who inherited their father's spider powers. They must deal with high school, extracurricular activities, and dating. Normal teenage troubles, right? Not for the Spider-Twins.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,167 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Gwen S.
Olivia VS Olivia : Find My Way Home by Mydeus reviews
Chap. 18 up ! 'I'm just tired of all of this...' / O2 story / Some Polivia too / Please review!
Fringe - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,975 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Olivia D., Alt-Livia
Spider, Spider by zenith020388 reviews
He faces his family, grown larger by two. She faces her old life, lived by someone new. He faces the world, hated and reviled. She faces the beast, hopelessly wild. The fallout of the clone wars. Ultimate Spider Man
Ultimate Marvel - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,670 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 6/24/2007
Thin Ice by Mabel Lane Fox reviews
Loki decides that her brother need a little 'visit' to cheer him up. Shame that Thor isn't taking any of her nonsense. If you want something a little bit more... *wink wink* then just let me know, I don't know how 'in demand' this pairing is.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Complete
The Case of the Santa Claus Strangler by TorontoBatFan reviews
Dave and Mindy, aka Kick-Ass and Hit-Girl, have been making an impact on crime. Now, they must prove themselves as detectives as they try to find and stop a serial killer who is causing panic during the Christmas season.
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 66,273 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Dave L./Kick-Ass, Mindy M./Hit Girl - Complete
Life Kicked Back by Lizewski reviews
A sequel to Kicking Ass for Life, it takes place years later when both Dave and Mindy are adults. It explores how they have coped with their superhero adolescences and how it effects them now. Finished.
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,827 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Dave L./Kick-Ass, Mindy M./Hit Girl - Complete
Hit It, Hit Girl: A to the Glass by janaquinn reviews
Comes after the movie: Mindy tries to live a normal life for Marcus, but she's not Mindy anymore: she's Hit Girl, and she always will be. Add Marcus' visiting niece, the revamped Red Mist, and a trying-to-do-better Dave to the equation and s*** gets real
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,625 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Mindy M./Hit Girl
Afterlife by Chelsea J. Grinn reviews
She has a year to live. A year to define herself once and for all. In a desperate turn of events she becomes something she would never think of,all the while trying to give her life meaning. KA/OC
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,291 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Dave L./Kick-Ass - Complete
Paradise by sdde reviews
AU, A story that puts Batman in Steve Trevor's place in the mainline Wonder Woman comics but in the present rather than WW2, i.e. Batman crashes on Themyscira. It will eventually include other characters. Please read & review/flame.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,092 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman, Bruce W./Batman
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New Respawnsibilities reviews
Spider-Man is in the fight of his life with Kraven and Ana Kravinoff, and just when it seems Spidey's gonna lose, Kraven makes a revelation that changes his life forever, for better or for worse. Hopefully better than summ. Follows main canon continuity
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,868 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Kraven
The Queen and I reviews
Meg get's mistreated by Connie...again *yawn*. But Lois convinces Meg to do something about it this time, and the wheel of revenge gets to turning. Along the way, the Griffin's uncover a fascinating fact... A prelude to my coming 'American Guy' X-over fic
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,019 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Meg G., Connie D. - Complete
I'll love you if you incest
Stan mistakenly convinces Steve that his life is turning out like the Oedipus Rex, which is totally off mark...or is it? Also, Roger makes a startling resolution about his death
American Dad - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,505 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/22 - Complete
Second Best reviews
Lady Deadpool is always doing what other people want. But watch her as she finally decides to act of her own accord and realize what she wants. Seriously, all you have to do is click on the title and find out. Lady Deadpool/Wanda Wilson fic.
Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,215 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/14/2014 - Published: 2/22/2011
X23, Merc with a Mind reviews
Something happens. An event of staggering improbability! Actually it's just Deadpool and his voices becoming guest's in Laura's mind for the forseeable future. Will they eventually bond or hate each other? Kind of an X-23/Deadpool X-over. Maybe some Helix
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,359 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Laura K./X-23
We Shouldn't Be Doing This reviews
Batman/Wonder woman X-over. What happens when Bruce and Diana find solace in each other as distractions, even if it's only for a while? Read and Review, if you dare.
Crossover - Batman & Wonder Woman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,140 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Bruce W./Batman
The Bloody Adventures of Dave And Mindy reviews
It's the adventures of adult Dave and Mindy. Is it as a happily married couple with normal kids? F@#k no! It's more gore, swearing and violence as they teach their kids their craft while they keep screwing the crime underworld up, one corpse at a time.
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,275 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Dave L./Kick-Ass, Mindy M./Hit Girl