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Joined 07-30-02, id: 243485, Profile Updated: 05-05-09
Author has written 37 stories for Redwall, Pirates of the Caribbean, Lord of the Rings, Discworld, Sherlock Holmes, Harry Potter, King Arthur, Doctor Who, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Gravitation, Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王!, Fullmetal Alchemist, Starsky and Hutch, Yu-Gi-Oh, and Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney.

Hey, I'm Demus. I'm probably far too old to still be doing this...

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Paradise by llivla reviews
Season Zero. Yuugi never has any idea of what's going on. Post Shaadi Game. YYY
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,853 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M.
The Pirate In The Bed Sheets by LadyBush reviews
A little fantasy of mine... Jack Sparrow, that undeniably gorgeous pirate, in between the bed sheets.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Complete
Love, the Universe, and Tomato Sauce by Les Lapins Mauvais reviews
Arthur didn't care what Walt Disney said, spaghetti was not a romantic food. Slash FordArthur
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2005
How Will Turner Killed His Wife by Les Lapins Mauvais reviews
Navy peeps from the Hornblower series go visit Bush's uncle, Will Turner. Crossover duh. Sparrington, Horchie, Stylesews. Read it or Will will kill you too!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,940 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/28/2005
The Shadows Within by JustTwisted reviews
NEW: CHAPTER 10 UP The dark side of Vimes that emerges in those certain kinds of cases....With Carrot recovering from an attack, its up to Vimes and Angua to solve a mystery...featuring angst, shippiness, and the woman who Vimes was 'brung low' by.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,076 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/2/2004 - Published: 4/2/2002
The Care and Feeding of Hobbits by Baylor reviews
Ruminations on the Little People by Boromir, Man of Gondor. NEW CHAPTER: HOBBIT CUSTOMS AND CELEBRATIONS.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,649 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/15/2004 - Published: 11/17/2002 - Boromir, Peregrin T.
Murder With No Clues by LadyBush reviews
Watson's POV on Holmes' cocaine addiction.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2003 - Complete
Patterns by samvimes reviews
Vimes faces up to some interesting truths about the Watch.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,393 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Published: 2/12/2003
Valhalla by Skybright Daye reviews
Baker Street, 1937. A young nurse cares for an aging Doctor Watson, and is there when he is finally reunited with an old friend.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/22/2002 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
My Brothers Keeper by VimesLady reviews
Commander Sir Samuel Vimes faces betrayal, threats to his family, danger, anguish, and paperwork.*FINISHED, INCLUDING AUTHOR'S NOTES*
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,415 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 5/31/2002 - Published: 5/8/2002 - Complete
The Cheviot Hills by Jennifer reviews
An old friend passes on, and is mourned...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,758 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/17/2001
Nightfall by GM reviews
Watson's nightmares have an unsettling effect on Holmes
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,267 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/9/2001
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Cloying reviews
Phoenix Wright's unfortunate habit of turning into a limpet when he's asleep has unforeseen consequences. Or; Miles Edgeworth might be unwilling to admit his insatiability, but that doesn't mean it's not real. PWP.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Miles E., Phoenix W./Nick - Complete
A Little Emotional Vice reviews
Scifi AU, slash. K. Hutchinson leaves his reclusive planet for the life of a police ranger. His destination- the LA Spaceport, where the crimes are as varied as the lifeforms. For Det. Starsky life is about to turn upside down! Co-authored Azzy/Demus
Starsky and Hutch - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 46,325 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 8/21/2011
Loneliness reviews
'Watson tells me that self-delusion is the most dangerous of all human sins. He is, as so often is the case, erroneous in his conclusion. The most dangerous of all human sins is loneliness.' Gen, quite dark, old kink meme response.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Five Years reviews
'It had been five years since their last meeting, five years since an awkward farewell at an airport shrouded in an Egyptian desert's haze, but from the nonchalance in Kaiba's tone it could have been mere days.' A reunion, of sorts, and a rediscovery.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,594 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Yūgi M., S. Kaiba - Complete
A Blurring of Lines reviews
Every face is a blurred approximation, queasy in his heart, but sometimes it is the flaw in the looking glass that lets us see things for what they truly are. This man's secrets are new, dark, they draw him like a moth. Munich, pre-movie, Ed/alt!Roy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,154 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Edward E., Roy M.
A Cosmic Mix Up reviews
During the Doma arc, there's a hiccup between dimensions and the Yugis from two different universes are accidentally sent to each other's worlds. What will happen when they find themselves sharing a body with someone else's Puzzle spirit? YxYY and gen
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi
Heart, Mind, Soul reviews
'The first thing he hears when he climbs the stairs to his boyfriend's room is the sound of retching.' Jounouchi discovers the more serious implications of hosting an ancient spirit and finds a place where he will always belong. Slash, Wishshipping, Y/J
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,398 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/8/2011 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., Yūgi M. - Complete
What You Bargain For reviews
"It probably wouldn't have gone down in history as the most romantic setting in the world, but for Jounouchi's money, it was pretty damn perfect." Jounouchi discovers the pitfalls of semi-accidentally kissing someone with two minds. Slash Y/J Wishshipping
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,567 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/17/2011 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., Yūgi M. - Complete
Game Time reviews
The other children didn't like playing with Yuugi; he could speak to shadows, head tilted as if listening for their replies, and he seemed...empty, somehow. Teaser for an AU concept, probably slash, YY/Y
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi
The Wizard and the Wyrm reviews
It is a well known fact that dragons take the loveliest of ladies to be their prisoners...so how exactly did this legendary, and surprisingly-charming, fire-breather end up with a foul-mouthed, half-metal wizard in his castle? A Fullmetal fairy tale, au
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 61,942 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 942 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
HALP! reviews
Crack!drabble response to Kitty!Ed chimera fics. Ed has a vry srs question for Roy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Pacing Out His Cage reviews
There is something of the lion in Edward Elric. Something that goes deeper than his tawny mane and predatory golden eyes.' Roy Mustang is an observant man, but he is not the one with lion's eyes. Hinted EdxRoy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Centrefold reviews
For Edward Elric to scream and rant at his commanding officer is nothing new, but why has he chosen to bring along a dubious publication called 'Big Boys in Uniform? And why has he gone such an interesting colour? MaesxRoy, hinted EdxRoy, mature content
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,186 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Roy M., Maes H. - Complete
Catch as Catch Can reviews
The Fullmetal Alchemist was in hot pursuit of his quarry. Considering his quarry was the Flame Alchemist, Hawkeye was genuinely surprised that every single building in the headquarters was still standing.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Lovers' Notes and Stealing Kisses reviews
Sequel to Incubus. The Maou has staked his claim on Conrart's heart and body, now Yuuri and Conrart must learn to live in awareness of their feelings. It takes the breaking of an engagement, lover's notes, enforced separation, a shared bath, a shared bed
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,371 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Complete
Honourable Intentions reviews
Twist on the traditional Hughes-Gets-Pissy-About-Roy-And-Ed-Getting-Together. Contains, unsurprisingly, RoyxEd and a little bad language. All the good stuff in life.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Maes H. - Complete
Inmate reviews
Death row au. It is yards of faceless grey concrete and steel that made the prisoner forget. He has forgotten so much that to miss anything is alien, and to live is as futile as to breathe. And yet breath continues. Contains hinted EdxRoy
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,567 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Big Brother reviews
It is only in the shifting sands of sleep that Wolfram remembers his brother. When he wakes, he knows only dislike for the man he calls Sir Weller. Introspective character piece.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: K - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Complete
Incubus reviews
Sir Conrart Weller has a gentle smile, kind eyes, and a lust that devours him each night. Contains Conrart x Maou and Conrart x Yuuri and is for mature audiences only.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,648 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Complete
Waltz reviews
His Majesty prepares for his first formal ball at Blood Pledge Castle, where he, and his amateur dancing skills, will be placed under the harshest of scrutiny. If Wolfram's assertion that 'dance is seduction' is correct, what will this mean for our hero?
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,610 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
An Apple for Your Thoughts? reviews
Fellowshipfic. During a peaceful interval, Frodo and Boromir share a glimpse into each other's cultures for the price of an apple, accompanied by the delightful soundtrack of cousins at war.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Frodo B., Boromir - Complete
Rinse reviews
Menacing, brooding and sullen, the black clouds sulked on the city skyline like the memories of an unsettling dream. A story for those of us who were disappointed with the treatment of the aftermath of the rape of Shuichi. 3rd person, from Hiro POV
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Hiroshi N., Shuichi S. - Complete
Unfold reviews
Time watches her favoured child die, desolate tears tainting her elegant eternity. Surreal and strange. Angsty. Contains refernces to the old series as well as the new.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Complete
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Royal Navy reviews
HHGxHornblower crossover, with explanation of the latter fandom. When a strange white shape crashes in the ocean next to Lt Hornblower's ship, he is unsure what to make of it, or its two bizarre occupants. Rated for slash and some cussing. FPxAD and HHxAK
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,029 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/14/2005 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Complete
My Staunch Boswell reviews
Today I have been thinking about death. For is not all life pathetic and futile?...The year is 1928. At the age of 76, Watson is fighting for his life.' Holmes remembers the moment when he realised the value of his friend's life. Like 'My Dear Fellow'
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Complete
Puppy Love reviews
Arthur is depressed. Ford gives him a present to cheer him up. Sickeningly cute PWP for Les Lapins Mauvais, who wanted something fluffy to cheer her up. Not relly slashy at all. gasp
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/2/2005 - Complete
A Tale of Five Seconds reviews
Five second LotR stories, not for the faint hearted. Authors Mrs Miniver and Demus are not liable for any strains caused by laughing too much. Additional extras now available creative, helpful morals after each tale.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2005 - Complete
Old Girl reviews
A TARDIS lies forsaken in an old junkyard. Bereft of its partner, it is dormant and alone.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2005 - Complete
Set a Criminal reviews
In Discworld Noir, they say Vimes is prejudiced against Lewton because he took a bribe- but it seemed there was more to it than that. And was Vimes really 'brung low' by a woman? Was it all that simple? No DiscNoir knowledge needed. VL slash
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2/19/2005
Restless Stars reviews
The night when the knights are told of their final duty, Galahad cannot sleep. Wandering in search of solace, he finds that when the stars are restless wild creatures do not sleep.
King Arthur - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Complete
Lesbians Don't Eat People! reviews
The Marauders, in the midst of some drunken revelry at the end of the Christmas holidays, discuss anarchy, homework, songbirds, cannibalism, socks and wossnames.Rated for a little bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Time Before Twilight reviews
My name is Gonff, Prince of Mousethieves, and today my world fell apart. Martin has passed on and Gonff remembers, in a series of recollections from 'Mossflower', containing spoilers. Prequel to 'Twilight Thief'
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,997 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2004 - Complete
My Dear Fellow reviews
Holmes reflects on his chronicler, watching him sleep as they travel to their temporary home at the end of a particularly galling case for Watson. Not slash.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/18/2004 - Complete
Sammies reviews
Late one night, a styleless, capitalless assassin makes an attempt on an innocent life and learns just why Sammies are dangerous… Rated for language.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Complete
Not So Different reviews
In empty halls of white stone, a brother and a friend, both Soldiers of Gondor, meet to discuss one whom they both loved. They discover that, despite their appearances, they are not so different…
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2004 - Peregrin T., Faramir - Complete
The Duel reviews
After the Black Pearl fiasco Will Turner is triumphant, James Norrington the jilted suitor harbouring thoughts of terrible revenge. Well, that's how Port Royal sees it. Norrington and Will decide to disprove these allegations once and for all. Complete
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,761 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/24/2004 - Published: 7/30/2004 - Complete
Twilight Thief reviews
Gonff the Mousethief dies of old age His friend and his love have gone before him, and he is anxious to be reunited with them. But what dangers lurk on the Path of Shadows that leads to the Dark Forest Gates?
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/6/2004 - Complete