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Joined 07-06-10, id: 2434967, Profile Updated: 07-07-11
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hello megzarie here!

things to know about me!!!! :

Name: Megan

Gender: If you havent allready guessed, I'm female T,T

Age: Since I'm probably going to be too lazy to update my profile every time I become a year older im just gonna say that I was born in 1993 and you can do the math from there. O.o

Likes: the fandoms mentioned below, frozen yogurt, ice cream, reading, playing video games(favs mentioned below), being crazy and randomish(hehee i made that word up!!!!!), laughing, and the color blue.

Dislikes: listing my dislikes, how movies like to skate over the good parts from the books, the arses who cut me off when im trying to drive(Im only learning!!!! geez!!!), and people who think they are all that

Country: U.S

State: California

i love legend of zelda but im NOT a shipper... but i do think some zelda pairings sound cool. Of course i support the zelda/link pair especially since since the producers acctualy agree with it as well. I think either zelda or midna are my fav characters, but link will have a v.i.p spot in my heart somewhere ;p

I've recently became a fan of pokemon games!!! Im excited that finally got my Black version a a month ago now. loving it!!!! my Black team:SolidSnake(serperior),UrMom(liepard),Ilykepie!!!(stoutland),Pancake(simipour), Derpdadurr(gurdurr), Agent 89(archeops) my Heartgold team: Malo(typhlosion),Talo(espeon),Faith(dragonite),Ashlee(noctowl),Alice(poliwrath), Tetra(Umbreon) my Emerald Team:Samuel(swampert),Requaza,Lady(ninjask),Foofooloop(tropius),Samus(wobuffet), Harri(hariyama)

My dad and my bro got me hooked on borderlands as of late. Ive played the game and OMG it's addicting as hell!!! props to Gearbox for making a good game :-D!

im a HUGE pirates of the Caribbean fan!!!! i love it!!! jack is my fav character of course... need i say more????

twilight is okay i guess... i do like jacob's sense of humor... it was hillarious when edward hecka started to freak out when bella frezzing her pants off and eddie is all like "dont touch her" and jacob says "truth is that im hotter than you!!!" um... wow... im starting to sound like im on team jacob or whatever... truth is im not not on a "team" its just a dumb argument over bella and which person she should be with... lame! =O

oookay i never actually played much of it myself,but im a bit of a fan of metriod. i mean samus is the only female protagontist in a nintendo game, or least that i know of... NOW that is bad a*!

the new alice in wonder land movie is pretty cool some of my new favorite quotes come from that movie! GO DISNEY!!!!

My Stories:

Wisdom and Courage:

summary: As Shiek talks to Link for the first time in seven years, she cant help but feel the pain of hiding the truth. Sheik is Zelda disguised as a male. As she gives a set of instuctions to Link, she cant help but feel pains for lying to her friend.

fandom: ledgend of zelda

type: oneshot

status: complete :) ( i may change the title)

Shadow Pendant:

summary: a girl from our world finds herself in hyrule with a strangely overly powered necklace. Can she kill Gannondorf with the help of our favorite Hero???? possibly!!! possible linkxOC, LinkxMidna ????Possible character death.

fandom: ledgend of zelda

type: chapter story

status: in progress...

random stuff:

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):(I joined because we have a vibirateing chair)

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me people: MWAHAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guy!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life

7. Money Money Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking that I think that you're thinking I'm thinking because if you think that I think what I think I'm thinking then we've got a problem?

Honesty is the best policy but insanity is the best defense.

I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours.

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

Love your enemies… it pisses them off.

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

I’m smiling. This should scare you.

When you trip a good friend helps you back up a best friend just keeps on walking and says "Walk much?"

If a guy breaks up with you a good friend conforts you a best friend goes up to the guy and says "It's becuase you're gay isn't it?"

A good friend conforts you when you cry a best friend has already killed the guy who made you cry.

If your house is on fire a good friend tells you everything will be ok a best friend is roasting marshmellows and hitting on the firemen

A good friend will ask if they can have something to eat a best friend just goes into the kitchen and grabs something and that's why you have no food

A good friend stands behind you a best friend stands in front of you

A good friend has never seen you cry a best friend sees you cry all the time but no one else knows

A good friend will stand up for you a best friend will let you fight your own battles and latter on slap you and say "Toughen up"

When you're upset a good friend will ask what's wrong a best friend will pretend you're alright becuase she knows if you want her to know you'll tell her

If you're being picked on a good friend will help you through it a best friends the one picking on you.

A good friend will leave you if that's what everyone else is doing a best friend will kick everyone elses ass then will come back and give you a hug.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy & paste this into your profile

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

There is at least one person I can never stay mad at no matter how hard I try

When you throw your phone in anger, then check to see if it's okay

When you walk in late and everyone stares at you

"Thank you, Captain Obvious." "You welcome, Lieutenant Sarcasm" :P

"Mom, I don't need a jacket." "Holy crap it's cold out."

I don't know, google it

Password Error -types again- Password Error -types again- Password Error "WHAT THE...oh, caps lock is on."

I Can Guarantee You Won't Find Anyone Like Me :)

"What if Google didn't exist?" "Man we would all be screwed."

I tell a funny story. No one laughs...IT WAS FUNNY WHEN IT HAPPENED OKAY?!

Walking in a room and forgetting why you entered

Your parents asking "How was school?" is like them asking "How was that drive-by shooting?". You don't care, you're just glad you came out alive.

Saying "Oh!" like you get it...but you have no idea :)

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair!).

On a bag of Fritos!: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (yeah, but it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

By St. Fang of Boredom!

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity got framed.

I used all my sick days so I called in dead.

Life isn't trying to pass me by; it's trying to run m over!

You're just jealous because I'm the only one the voices talk to.

The extinction of the dinosoars was no accident. Barney came along and they all committed suicide.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

Before you criticize a person, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away, and have their shoes!

An idiot is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire their work.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss!

Warning: trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

I find "good morning" a contradiction of terms

I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.

I like you. When I rule the world your death will be quick and painless.

"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? I just want to know who the heck is drinking my freaking soda"

They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

If you've ever screamed at a book or the TV copy this!

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If a random song has ever popped into your head for no reason at all- copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you've ever burst out laughing while reading a book and people look at you funny-copy and paste this into your profile.

You say I've lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can't lose what you never had

Yeah, Im a loser. but the coolest loser you'll ever meet

Stupid things! In bold are the thing's I've done lol.

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking

6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a grape squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it

32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in

38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole (if your driving don't laugh pedestrians running intopoles. may cause car crash.)
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.

46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye

49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it

54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie

61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions

67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out-
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them(i called it bob ;D)
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class.

100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

56 out 100??? man i do stupid stuff all the time lol

20 Ways to Maintain Chaos

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. Tell them there is no number twenty.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re-post it?

Top 66 Most Annoying Things To Do In An Elevator

1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

5. Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

6. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

9. Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

10. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

11. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

12. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

15. Swat at flies that don't exist.

16. Tell people that you can see their aura.

17. Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

18. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

21. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

23. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

26. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"

27. Put police tape in front of the door before entering.

28. Fart loudly when there are only two of you in the elevator. Argue vehemently that it wasn't you.

29. Do the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator door. Upon arrival, sigh and look greatly relieved.

30. Throw a rave.

31. Place potted plants and water fountains at strategic locations in the lift. When people ask what you are doing, tell them you "won't ride an elevator that's not fung shwei."

32. Greet everyone getting on with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral".

33. Hum the first six notes of the "It's a small world" over and over again.

34. Lean over to another rider and whisper 'Noogie patrol coming!'"

35. Have a heated debate with yourself.

36. Bring a melon onto the elevator. Try to sell it to the other passengers.

37. Drum on every available surface.

38. Write a big X on the elevator floor, and hand out "pirate" maps to everyone as they enter.

39. Give psychotherapy to the other passengers.

40. Greet everyone coming on as if they were your best friend. Use the same name for all of them.

41. Say "ring ring," then pull a banana out of your pocket and start talking into it.

42. Propose to the other passengers.

43. Challenge people to duels.

Now I feel a need to participate in one of those quiz things...

LIST YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY IN THE GAME:

1.
Link

2. Midna

3. Zelda

4. Shiek

5. Tetra

6. Grandma(lol)

7. Malon

8. Dark Link

9. Medli

10. Gannondorf

What would happen if number 1(link) woke you up in the middle of the night?

Me: Link! i thought i told you not to wake me up at 3 am!!!!!

L: i forgot to tell you that you have been sleping for 2 days!

Me: sh*t!

Number 3(Zelda) walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Me: Zelda! Knock before you enter! That is totally uncool man!

Z: im not a man

Me: whatever get out

Number 4(Sheik) announced he/she's going to marry 9(Medli) tomorrow?

Me: um ok... if thats what makes you happy...(i totallythink shiek i a girl ok?) um ...

Number 5(Tetra) cooked you dinner?

Me: thanks! what is it?

Number 6(Grandma) was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

WTF??? i dont even want to know!!!! lets just hope that she passed out from all the meds she probably takes...

Number 7(Malon) suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Me: Nice! Can i ride Epona too???

MAlon: sure as long as she likes you

Me: SWEET!

Number 8(Dark Link) got into the hospital somehow?

Me:probably got wounded in fight with link... Link is probably lying right next to him while the nurses are trying to restrian both from killing each other...

L:not uh!

DL: he started it!

Me: *sighs*

Number 9(Medli) made fun of your friends?

Me: um Medli that was sooooo not like you! what was that for?

Medli: *shrugs*

Number 10(Gman!) ignored you all the time?

:P meh typical of Dark Kings if ask me

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1(Link) do?

Me: aHHHH!!!! theyre gonna kill me!

L: *Still has arm cast from fight with Dark* I'll kill them for trying to kill a lady!

Me: thats sweet but maybe you should rest...?

serial killers: *dead*

Me: thank you?

L: anytime!

You're on a vacation with 2(Midna) and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Me: Midna! i was just kidding!

Midna: thats what you get for scaring me like that!

ME: ow that freaking hurts...

It's your birthday. What does 3(Zelda) get you?

Light arrows

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4(Sheik) do?

use her awesome sheikah skills to get me too safety

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5(Tetra) do?

embrass me more :3

You're about to marry number 10(Gannondorf). What's 1(Links)'s reaction:

LInk: wht the hell is really going on here?

Me: were getting married!

Link: *Raises eyebrow* ok...?

You got dumped by someone. How will 7(Malon) cheer you up?

Let me ride the horses *sigh...*

You compete in a tournament. How does 9(Dark) support you?

umm. i think he would bet money on me winning

You can't stop laughing. What will 10(Ganondorf) do?

Ask me what's so funny, then try to summon amionio to kill me for being obnoxious when i laugh

Number 1(Link) is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Link is the hero of the story! and he just awsome like that!

Number 2(Midna) tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9(Dark)

Midna likes Dark Link? How am I not supprised?

You're dating 3(Zelda) and he/she introduces you to their family. Would you get along?

Zelda: we're NOT dating we are both straight thank you!

Me: plus i dont think the royal fam will approve of lesbians...

Will number 5(Tetra) and 6(Grandma) ever kiss?

nope :)

Number 6(grandma) appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

SAYYYYYY WHAAAAT????

Could 1(LINK) and 6(G-MA) be soul mates?

nope specially since they are both related

You had a haircut and 7(Malon) can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

i assume that my hair is screwed up

Number 8(Dark) thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

im pretty sure there alot of fans that would love to be your girlfreind (assuming hes straight) dude!

Number 9(Medli) is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?

sorry still not talking to her

You spot 10(g-man) kissing 1(link). How do you react?

is that why link was yelling at me for trying to marry Gannon? so much for asking him out... :(

1(link) accidentally kicked 10(Gannon)

assming that they are still enemies.. i would guess that it wasnt an accident

You notice that 3(Zelda) and 4(Sheik) have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?

they are both the sme person if you ask me

Number 4(Shiek) is bored and pokes 10(Gannondorf). What happens after that?

nothing... shiek gone by the time gannon turns around ... what if there was sombody behind him??? lol

2(Midna) sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9(Dark) got it. What would happen?

Dark:hhahahahahahhahha

Me: hey Dark whadddya laughing at at

Dark: *shows message*

Me: no way! i never wouldve guess that she would do that! hahahahahahahahahaha!

link: *raises eyebrow* nice!!!!

Midna: Dark im soooooo gonna kill you for this!

6(G-ma) noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

noooooo! she wont give her soup! it pretty damn good!

1. Your real name: Megan

2. Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go): Xaegmn

3. Your Gangsta name (the first three letters of your name plus "izzle"): Megizzle

4. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): Blue Penguin

5. Your Soap Opera name (your middle name and the street you live on): Marie DeFlores

6. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): Johme

7. Your Super Hero name (2nd fav color, fav drink): Green Sprite

8. Your Witness Protection name (middle names of your parents): Lynnete Jay

9. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Daisy Black

1) Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on shuffle
2) For each question, press the next button to get your answer
3) YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN, NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
4) Put any comments in parentheses after the song name
5) Put it in your profile!

1. What would you say about your boyfriend?
3, Britney Spears. (wut???)

2. What is the first thing you say in the morning?3. Your teacher is...

A Little Less Conversation, Elvis (funny cuz it exactly what my teacher says... well sotra)

4. What's written on your classroom's blackboard?
Double Dutch Bus, Frankie Smith (anyone want to play double dutch rope?)

5. How would you describe your next door neighbors?
Like G6, Far East Movement (i don't actually know what that means, but it sounds boss so, let's go with that)

6. What would your best friend say about you?
Meet Me Halfway, Black Eyed Peas (Lol because it's true!)

7. How do you feel right now?
Shut Up and Let Me Go, The Ting Tings (no seriously)

8. What's on your bedside table right now?

Beverly Hills, Weezer (Lol not really though)

9. What did you do when you woke up this morning?

Half Way Gone, Lifehouse (exactly how I felt this morning...)

10. When you open your wardrobe you see...?
Double Vision, Foreigner ( Double the clothes, double the junk on closet floor ;D)

11. What did you say after you last attended a concert?
Get Ur Freak On, Missy Eliot (exactly what i said when I attended that Britney Spears concert went I was nine)

12. If you had to write a Ledgend of Zelda Fan Fiction right now, what would the title be?
Too Bad, Nickleback (actually it sounds like a great title for my next Zelda story...)

13. A song you would sing at your school's talent show would be...?
Endless Summer Nights, Richard Marx (hm... maybe I will?)

14. Your life's theme song is...
Can't Touch This, MC Hammer (seriously, you can't touch this. *points at self*)

15. How would you describe what you are doing this moment?
Billie Jean, Michael Jackson ( Um... the kid is not my son??? by the way, that was part of the actuall lyrics to the song)

16. If you had to go and jump off a building, what would your last words be?
More Bounce to the Ounce, Zapp& Roger ( if you're going to jump off a building, you might as well do it right...)

17. Your motto is...?
Hands All Over, Maroon 5 ( Yeah... all over that brand new Zelda game... What are you looking at??? PERVERTS!!!)

18. If you could buy anything in this world you'd buy...?
Give a Little More, Maroon 5 ( Charity anyone?)

19. Whad did you dream about last night?
Never Too Late, Three Days Grace ( that's what my mom keeps telling me about my spanish lessons)

20. Any last words?
C'mon Ride It (The Train), Quad City DJ's ( I'll ride Link's Spirit Train from Spirit Tracks...)


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Azelf's Aura by dbzespio reviews
No longer a ten year old Trainer, Leaf sets off for a fresh start in Sinnoh. While there, she manages to capture the legendary Azelf. However, can she and her friends manage to protect him from the relentless Team Galactic? And don't forget about the random laughs they'll encounter along the way...
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 85 - Words: 230,160 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Riley/Gen, Lucario, Leaf
Kingdom Hearts:Shattered Persona by Shirou Fujimura reviews
His soul shattered, his memories missing, Minato has nothing but the clothes on his back and the nagging feeling telling him to move forward. On a quest to find friends and memories alike, Minato will find himself involved in a war between the forces of light and darkness. Will he be able to keep both his heart AND soul intact? (I'm kinda inbetween rating it T and M).
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Persona Series - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 75,020 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/5/2014 - Published: 2/3/2014 - Sora, Minato A.
Mother by Rapis-Razuri reviews
For the first time in years, she had known what it felt like to have a mother's warmth and she wasn't ready to let go of such a feeling just yet. [The Future Past - Robin, Lucina.]
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/10/2014 - Avatar/Robin, Lucina - Complete
Valley of the Shadows by Igor Lollipop reviews
Glenna is a confidant of Princess Zelda with the cursed ability to shape shift. She lives her days reporting on the state of Hyrule until she travels to Ordon. Suddenly, Glenna is forced out of her comfort zone when Zelda surrenders to a strange man from a different realm and forced into traveling around with a manic, secretive twili and a farmhand boy on a quest to restore Hyrule.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 168,110 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Link, Zelda
Twilight Heroes by lightwolf8 reviews
Two years after twilight corrupts Hyrule, a new darkness stirs, just adding to the troubles of marriages, murders, and shadows. When the hero is not really the one to be saving the lands, who is...? Just a Shadow of the Light. Wow, I suck a summeries. :
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 64,062 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Link, Midna
Apollo Justice: New Beginnings by Gazing on the Arabesque reviews
My take on a second Apollo Justice game. Phoenix Wright passed the bar exam, but must watch five of Apollo's trials before he can officially practice law again. With Phoenix's new badge, old acquaintances arrive, some good, some bad.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 28 - Words: 83,397 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Apollo J., Phoenix W./Nick
Pokemon Black Adventures: White by 21xJoKeRx13 reviews
White/N. White sets off on her Pokemon adventure with her two best friends, but doesn't really hate the leader of Team Plasma. Suck at summaries, A/N explains it better. Eventual FerriswheelShipping
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,421 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Hilda/Touko, N H./Natural H. G.
I caught God by ServusSmith reviews
I think being able to catch Arceus is bullshit. If you were to really catch the 'god' of a universe, this is kinda what might actually happen.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,062 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Riolu, Arceus
Zelda oneshots by Chaosmaiden07 reviews
Several hilarious oneshots about Link and Zelda, the subject could be anything...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,460 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Link, Zelda
Aqua Mortis by Supa Supa Bad Truly Mad Moves reviews
"Master Aqua, the only way that Ventus and Terra will cease to exist will be if you no longer believe in them." "We can tell that you're never going to rest. Not until you've found them." "You're right." Prelude to Kingdom Hearts: The Next Generation.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,166 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Aqua - Complete
The Pokemon Anti Noob Guide by Killer of thy Cookies reviews
Ever wondered why you can never get to the Elite Four in your Pokemon games? Ever wondered why you are never able to beat the Champion? Well, this is the guide for you. Cheat codes will be given. Only disclosing emulator cheats, no DS or gameboy cheats!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,473 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Red
Apples and Derpheads by Lyra Kamiya reviews
Snivy's sick of Emolga's flirtatious, selfish ways. Especially since that's HER idiot she's taking advantage of. Why am I weak to tsun/kuudereXdorkus pairings? I regret nothing! Apparently called ShellPWNageShipping.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,433 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Snivy/Tsutarja, Oshawott/Mijumaru
After the Twilight Fades by Lord PotterXXVII reviews
After Midna leaves the world of light, Zelda gives Link a new task to fulfil, one that will change his destiny and that of the entire nation forever. Chapter 9 is up at last, epilougue to follow
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,741 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Link, Zelda - Complete
The Legend of Eevee: Pokéflute of Time by that one little guy reviews
The crossover you've been dreading: It's Ocarina of Time, but everybody's a Pokémon! Enjoy this less than accurate retelling of the classic game where the Hero of Time is an idiotic Pichu and his partner is the bitchiest Happiness Pokémon you've ever met!
Crossover - Pokémon & Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 74,036 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Pichu, Togetic/Togechick - Complete
My Hyrulian Adventure by Draconius du Vryle reviews
Written in First Person. I play a game, but the game becomes all too real. I fall into the Kingdom of Hyrule and faced with an unknown task. Will Link, Zelda and I cope? This story will contain Mpreg, but no yaoi. LINKxZELDA Please Review.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 63,129 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Complete
Steel 'n' Blade Co by UK-Underworld King reviews
Tired of getting little money on the tournament, Samus decides to open a joint with her good friend Link. What kind of misventures and jobs will the two have to endure to earn an honest money for once?... Rated T for minor violence and some language.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 124,896 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Samus A., Link - Complete
Just What The Hell Are Those Things! by NinjasWillRuleTheWorld reviews
Link has just awoken from his seven year wait in the Temple of Time. Upon arriving in Castle Town, he is shocked not to see townspeople, but these zombie things inhabiting the marketplace. Just what the hell are those things!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Link - Complete
The Three Musketeers by Dicen reviews
Edward left. Jacob got 'mono'. Bella is left broken and torn. Until three astroids fall from the sky. What do you get from three teenagers, three asteroids, and one enemy that threatens the ones they love? A heck of an adventure is what. Read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,940 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Bella, Edward
No Capes by NamiRhyme reviews
What does Silver do when he has to compete with a fellow redhead for our favorite marshmallow-hatted brunette? And not just any redhead- A redhead wearing a cape.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,250 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Lyra/Kotone, Silver/Rival
Once Upon a Time by Metal Chocobo reviews
In an attempt to put his precocious daughter to sleep, Link finds himself telling a bedtime story. Somehow, as usual, things don't go quite as smoothly as he planned. Zelink, warning one major OC.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,725 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Authorization by Davin Sunrider reviews
'Other M' parody oneshot. How the REAL Samus would react to somebody telling her when she can use her own equipment. Rated for mild language.
Metroid - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Complete
Born to be a Winner by Inhuman X reviews
David is 15 years old and he is just starting his Journey in Hoenn. I mean travling shouldn't be that hard right? He just has to take on 8 gym leaders, take down 2 evil orginizations and become Hoenn champ. Right? I"m taking Oc's. U know the info needed
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 66,273 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Complete
Rose by msfcatlover reviews
Link gets lost in the forest and meets a young Skull Kid who wants his help. My first oneshot, I'm not sure how summarize without giving away the ending.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Link, Skull Kid - Complete
Light of Twili by UK-Underworld King reviews
Set after TP. Midna is back to her realm, but regret having destroyed the mirror. However, when a new chance to open a path to the Light World presents, the princess got divided between her duties as the ruler of Twili and her own happiness. MidnaxLink
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 153,084 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Midna, Link - Complete
Hero of Worlds by Swordsman289 reviews
A/N: this is my first story, so don't be harsh. A few months after Zant and Ganandorf were defeated, Link's life won't be the same. As a portal which leads into a new world appears in the forest, a new evil arises. Will Link and his friends survive? R&R
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,801 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Link
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The Shadow Pendant reviews
a girl from our world finds herself in hyrule with a strangely overly powered necklace. Can she kill Gannondorf with the help of our favorite Hero? possibly! possible linkxOC, LinkxMidna ?Possible character death.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 16,497 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Link
Courage and Wisdom reviews
As Shiek talks to Link for the first time in seven years, she cant help but feel the pain of hiding the truth. Sheik is Zelda disguised as a male. As she gives a set of instuctions to Link, she cant help but feel pains for lying to her friend. Oneshot
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Sheik, Link - Complete