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It's only awkward if you make it awkward. Nuff said:)
~I found this story, read it and loved it right from the start. It is called 'Cullen House for Unwed Mothers' by Insert Fangs Here. Read this story I personly thought it was amazing!
Megan and Liz
Annoying Things People Do:
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for
the time... I know where my watch is buddy, where the
heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask
where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their butt to
search the entire room for the TV remote because they
refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your
cake and eat it too".
Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you
Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking
after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and
where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film "did
you see that?".
No Stupid, I paid 12 bucks to come to the movies and stare
at the floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"...
Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya pal?
7. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks
"Has the bus come yet?".
If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
8. When you're eating something and someone asks
'Is that good?' No it's nasty - I always eat stuff I hate.
Make your move before he is gone because people change and hearts move on.*
My head says "who cares?" But than my heart whispers "You do stupid..."*
Go ahead and walk away...i am not running after you this time.*
"...'I love you' has 8 letters in it... but then again, so does 'bull-crap'..."*
I named my IPad the Titanic, so everytime I plug it into my computer it says the Titanic is now syncing!
~ “To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.”
― Ralph Waldo Emerson
Twelve favorite twilight characters in no particular order.
1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?
2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?
Not really, I personally like dudes.
3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?
Well considering he is a werewolve, she would be his imprint.
4) Do you recall any fics about nine?
Yes many actually.
5) Would two and six make a good couple?
No they are supposed to be brother and sister.
6) Five/Nine or five/ten?
Neither 2 guys and grandpa/granddaughter..eww
7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve having sex?
He would get a divorce from her...But it wouldn't happen cause vampires don't like werewolves.
8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.
The vampire mom who tried to adopt the werewolf boy.
9) Is there any thing as one/eight fluff?
No because Rose would be pissed.
10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic
The mood controler and the young wolf.
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four to de-flower one?
It would be lke the other way around.
12) Does anyone on your friends list read three?
IDK...My friends don;t talk about Twilight.
13) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven?
14) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?
That would be very interesting but no not that I know of.
15)What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?
I think he would howl!
16)If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would you use?
Something to do with you being quiet.
17) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?
IDK...i wouldn't write one.
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