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Joined 07-06-10, id: 2435330, Profile Updated: 03-19-15
Author has written 21 stories for Danny Phantom.

And neither do I.

Heyo, I'm Codiak.

NOTE: Random things about me ("Random Stuff About Me") is right after "Practice!". And then there's "Other Stuff About Me", which is more personal information.

NOTE: My "Story Log" is AT THE VERY BOTTOM above the actual stories.

NOTE: If you feel like drawing something for one of my Fanfictions, have at it. Just tell me first so I can find it.

My DA account is CodiakM. I have a god awful picture of something called "Kevin" there. Note to world: don't ever draw something that looks like Kevin. Just don't do it.

NOTE: I have a tumblr. codiakm . tumblr . com Hit me up on there. It's probably the best way to get in contact with me. ;D

NOTE: I have a tumblr specifically for my writing. collections-of-codiak . tumblr . com

I have a FictionPress account under the same name (Codiak). If you want me to read and review something of yours, let me know.

I have Archive of Our Own account, also under the same name (Codiak). If you want me to read and review something of yours, let me know.

If you ever have a question about something, send me a PM (or an ask on tumblr). I will eventually answer it, but just know I have the misfortune of being a procrastinator.

Disclaimer: Danny Phantom does not belong to me. Thank you and have a nice day. ;)

(If the line breaks have disappeared, I'm sorry about that. I don't know what's up with this.)


Practice!

Practice! Practice! Practice!

I shall be the first to admit my writing is not always perfect. In some cases, perfection is a long way in another direction. However, practice truly does, as they say, make perfect.

When I began to write in elementary school, my grammar was atrocious. I misspelled words, had no clue how to use proper sentence structure, and had even less of an idea how to format speech and paragraph breaks. I practiced, though. I took what my teachers taught to heart, and I searched out answers to questions I never raised my hand to ask. Most of what I know today is information I self-taught myself over the years, and after one learns something, it makes sense to practice, right?

Not everything I write is as good as it can be. Not everything I write will become an award-winning novel or even a popular hit on a fanfiction website. Not everything I write will be read by another for critique. None of this, however, stops me from writing. It also does not stop me from learning and practicing.

It should not stop you, either.

Practice what you love. It's what you love, isn't it? Take new lessons and technique into consideration. Self-teach when no one else is there to answer a question. Use critique, positive and negative, to find your strengths and weaknesses. Remember this is your writing, and only you, the author, can control it.

Practice makes perfect, but perfect only comes when you practice. You will get better as long as you try, so try with everything you have.


Random Stuff About Me

-I love Danny Phantom! One of my favorite shows of all time!

-I love to read and write.

-My favorite colors are black, white, neon green, and neon blue.

-I love animals.

-Daydreaming is one of my favorite pass times.

-Daydreaming about what it would be like to have a life is an even bigger pass time.

-I think meerkats should have their own holiday. They live in the ground just like groundhogs do.

-I play the alto saxophone. Her name is Autumn, and I hate her.

-The Burger King guy is creepy.

-I am a Grammar Nazi, even though I tend to make my own mistakes.

-I'm not perfect, but neither are you.

-Simple gestures can really change a person's day. The middle finger is one of those gestures.

-I am distracted by shiny objects and sometimes find myself staring at light fixtures.

-I like to laugh.

-I hate commercials that have those stupid jingle rhymes. Injury? Call DLP to name one.

-I'm an introvert.

-I hate the general idea of people.

-People say you are as white as a sheet. What if the sheet was blue?

-Small children sometimes scare me. They are unpredictable little monsters and often possess sticky hands. Actually, I hate children. Fucking gremlins.


Other Stuff About Me

-Hair color: Brown.

-Eye color: Brown.

-Age: 19.

-Likes: Danny Phantom; writing; yaoi; books, books, some more books; music, even more music; animals of all kinds (except bugs). Oh, and I like other stuff but whenever it comes time for me to list shit, I can't remember. Go figure.

-Dislikes: SPIDERS; bugs; bridges; stupid-ass commercials; stupid-ass people; the dentist; the ocean; dying (not that I've experienced that quite yet); public speaking; mangoes; peaches. Oh, and other stuff I can't remember. OH. I hate it when toothpaste falls onto your shirt when you're brushing your teeth. And then when you wash it off, it'll fade away and come back at a later time.

-Personality: I can be loud, obnoxious, and all around freakish with my friends. I'm also rather reserved and shy at times, and I tend to have a very moody personality. I like to be by myself a lot. I don't automatically jump to conclusions about people, and I try not to judge people by the way they look. Also, my memory is just horrible with simple things. So if I forget something you said, it's not you. It's most definitely me.

-Music: Nickelback; Three Days Grace; My Darkest Days; Black Veil Brides; Vocaloid; Eminem; Skillet; Linkin Park; Katy Perry; Red; Eyes Set to Kill; The Neighborhood; Walk the Moon; Yeah Yeah Yeahs; and much, much more.

-Favorite Song: Face Down, by Red Jumpsuit Apparatus.

-Movies: Fast and Furious franchise. I love those movies to death. Torque. I'm a sucker for action car/motorcycle movies, as well as action movies. Jurassic Park franchise. The Punisher (2003); Columbiana. Rise of the Guardians. We're the Millers. I like many more movies, but I just can't remember.

-Books: Besides the shit we read in school, you mean? Chances are that if I've read it, I've liked it. And I've read a lot of books.

-Television: Danny Phantom; Free! Iwatobi Swim Club; Attack on Titan; Junjou Romantica; Black Butler; Durarara!!; Pokemon; The Vampire Diaries; The Fosters; Criminal Minds; Dexter; Law & Order: SVU; CSI; Ben 10; Generator Rex; Nikita; Buffy the Vampire Slayer; a few more as well.

-Sexual Preference: ?????????

-Hobbies: Writing on my laptop, whether it be Fanfics or my own works; reading; listening to music; sleeping; hanging with friends sometimes; talking to Skellingtonfan1 for hours at a time.


An Original Poem, made by Skellingtonfan1.

I live in a world...

Where being normal is too mundane, too boring for a human being...

Where animals talk, and actually have something to say...

Where Christmas is magical, and miracles actually happen...

Where Halloween is brought by a dancing skeleton and a rag doll woman...

Where snow is because of a man with scissors for hands...

Where superheroes protect the innocent...

Where wardrobes have magical worlds inside...

Where wizards and witches are common...

Where owls bring the mail...

Where imagination powers everything...

Where half-god children go on adventures...

Where ghosts are real, and many are friendly...

Where anyone can fly, if they believe...

Where children never grow old...

Where fairies exist...

Where everyone is different...

Where the beds are made for jumping...

Where we spend the day laughing...

I live in a world different from everything, care to join me?

O.O.O

From my good friend, Skell. She's on my favorite authors list. Check her out! ;)


Welcome to Skellingtonfan1 and I's odd chats portion of my profile. That's right. They're so epic, they need their own section. ;D

Me: Also, I was asked a question by a guy on FictionPress. Why DO girls love yaoi so much??? I don't know how to answer. XD

Skell: Yes, why WOULD a girl like to watch two drop-dead handsome men f*ck each other? The mystery will never be solved...

Me: ...I think I have my answer.

0-0-0

Skell: Okay, Joshie poo, let's make up some stalkers for you! :D

Josh: Meep.

Me: READY. SET. DRAW.

Skell: YAAAAY!

Josh: Have I mentioned that I hate you people?

Me: Yeah, but we've learned to turn your hate words into "TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME".

Josh: ...

0-0-0

Skell: *hyped up from yaoi fangirlism* Destery, maybe Josh would feel better if you snuggled against his neck. :D

Me: :D Much better.

Destery: Joshy, I'm sad. Cheer me up. ;)

Josh: Josh can't come to the pervert right now. Please leave a message after the beep. BEEP.

Destery: When you get back, Joshy, I'm going to ravish you. I'll trail my hands all the way down to-

Josh: BEEP. BEEP. FUCKING BEEP. NO MORE ROOM LEFT ON THE MESSAGE MACHINE. NONE. BEEP.

Me: *nosebleed*

Skell: *passed out from Destery's nosebleed inducing hotness*

0-0-0

Skell: I remember...back when you were just another reviewer for Internet Madness...

Me: I do, too... And I remember...back when I had no Internet friends... AND THEN YOU CAME ALONG! *plays heartwarming music* SHUT THAT SHIT OFF AND LET'S GET SOME AWESOME THEMESONG PLAYING.

Skell: YEAH. *plays SF-A2 Miki's Lience* LET'S GET SOME TECHNO IN THIS BITCH!

0-0-0

Skell: PPPoooTTTaaaaTTTToooEEEEssss

Josh: NO MORE FUCKING POTATOES.

Skell: I NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT MAKING LOVE TO POTATOES.

0-0-0

Skell: I like potatoes.

Josh: WE KNOW YOU LIKE FUCKING POTATOES.

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Skell: I AM THE SKELL FAN. FEAR ME!

Josh: That's wonderful.

Skell Fan: THAT'S WONDERFUL. FEAR ME.

Josh: *pauses* No...

Skell Fan: NO... FEAR ME.

Me: *grins*

Skell: YES, I HAVE CREATED A NEW ANNOYANCE TOOL!

Skell Fan: YES, I HAVE CREATED A NEW ANNOYANCE TOOL. FEAR ME.

0-0-0

Skell: I dedicated a page in my sketchbook to our weird convos! WE SHOULD HAVE BEEN SIBLINGS.

And there was that one page dedicated to Damian and Destery, but that's not important right now...

Me: WE SHOULD HAVE BEEN! We would've been unstoppable... SO UNSTOPPABLE!

Skell: ...maybe that's why we were separated in the first place...

Me: ...damn. That is so true, that it's not even funny... Okay, it's hilarious, but still. XD

Skell: IT WE EVER MEET AND DO A BROFIST IN REAL LIFE, THE WORLD WOULD EXPLODE.

Me: ...you thinking what I'm thinking? XD

Skell: WE MEET IN VEGAS IN THREE WEEKS.

Me: BRING IT!

0-0-0

Muse: ...there's a note on your back, Codi.

Me: ...what the hell? *pulls it off*

You and the pixie are going down.

JV

...I'm trying not to laugh.

Muse: I already am.

Nebula: *from her mother's cafe, about to take a sip of coffee* ...someone needs to die. There's a disturbance in the Force.

Skell: AND ROUND ONE BEGINS.

0-0-0

Skell: Yup. I like potatoes.

Me: If Josh wasn't being mauled, he'd probably say...*clears throat*... WE KNOW YOU LIKE FUCKING POTATOES. :D

Skell: Joshy, I do not have sexual intercourse with potatoes. That's just wrong.

0-0-0

Skell: Destery Marshall: Makes males everywhere reconsider their sexuality.

0-0-0

Skell: DESTERY, YOU SEXY BEAST.

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Skell: *clutches heart* OH GOD...

Me: I'M SORRY. I COULDN'T HELP IT. IT WAS TOO GOOD TO PASS UP.

Skell: YOU'VE KILLED ME.

Me: ...I'LL WRITE YOU BACK TO LIFE- FUCK, THAT ONLY WORKS WITH CHARACTERS.

Skell: IT'S OKAY, MY GHOST CAN KEEP TYPING...

Me: GHOST WRITER- OH, FUCK, ANOTHER PUN.

Skell: SEE, THIS IS WHY I'M DEAD.

0-0-0

Skell: The power of yaoi brought me back.

Me: That's a pretty strong power... *nods head* I can see how two hot guys fucking would do that. XD

Skell: YEP.

0-0-0

Skell: I drew a picture of Destery in my sketchbook, *which is now full* : "All good men are Gay, Fictional, or Taken. This is an example of all three."

On the next page is chibi sketches of you and me with our weirdest conversations. The pigeon porno one confused a lot of people.

Me: OMFG. YESH.

And yeah, not many understood the powers of pigeon porno... XD

Skell: Then there was me saying "Yes, why on EARTH would a female like to watch 2 sexy men bang each other?" in the corner was "-explaining yaoi-"

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Josh: She's going to maim you for saying that.

Me: Yeah, but she'd probably maim you more if you said her real name. ;D

Josh: Who'd be stupid enough to-

Me: *cups hands around mouth* JOSH CALLED NEB 'ELIZA'!

Josh: What?! No, I didn't-

Me: HE DID. THE STUPID BOY DID.

Skell: *vending machine crashes through window*

Dammit, I just finished fixing the last one...

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Skell: *door is torn off hinges*

Nebula: WHERE IS HE!?

Skell: Closet.

Nebula: *grabs closest available blunt object* Give me ten minutes.

Me: o.o... *flattens against wall* Poor Joshy... Still funny, though...

Josh: DON'T LET HER GET ME. D:

Me: You think I have the guts to get in her path?

Josh: SHOVE MUSE.

Nebula: Hello, JOSHUA. *shoves him in closet* Hold my calls while I'm busy. *goes into closet and slams door*

.*beat*

.*incredibly girlish scream of pain*

Nebula: *comes out with mysterious red stain on cheek* Alright, I'm done. *leaves*

.*beat*

.*another beat*

.*even longer beat*

Skell: Uh...does anyone else wanna check if Josh is alive...?

0-0-0

Skell: Ah, a wonderful day to read about Josh getting molested by gay twins.

0-0-0

Skell: WAL MART IS A COMMUNIST ORGANIZATION TRYING TO OVERTHROW AMERICA WITH IT'S LOW PRICES.

Me: ...don't you go to Wal Mart, like, all the time? XD

Skell: Yeah. I didn't say it was a BAD Communist Organization.

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Skell: Yeah, those plots tend to suck. I tend to throw around names to show that there are way too many species to name. Apparently they all exist in the Wings-verse.

...even unicorns...

Me: Unicorns are nice. And it just adds to the universe. Like, this COULD happen, but it doesn't mean you'll see it. :D

Skell: YUS. STRING THE FANS ALONG.

Me: GIVE THEM WHAT THEY WANT IN FAKE WORDS OF NONSENSE.

Skell: IT'S SO MUCH FUN WATCHING THEIR FACES AS I LEAD THEM ALONG

Me: It's like, "In this world there are unicorns."

"REALLY? :D"

"Yup! And you'll never hear about them again."

0-0-0

Skell: You know, I remember back when Destery's family first got the "he's gay" idea...

10 year old Destery: *while passing a farm* PONIES!!!!!8D 8D 8D

Family: O_O

...I made him such a flamboyant child...

0-0-0

Skell: And knowing Destery he'd probably pull Damian close and try to calm him the fuck down before he passes out.

Me: Aw... Destery

Skell: Because we both know he's a sweetie under all that pervert.

0-0-0

Skell and I: Nice shoes.

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Skell: Had to do that "7 Habits of Highly Effective Teens" thing. I answered every question with a funny answer.

"What was a bad habit you got rid of, and what was the positive effect?"

"Stopped resisting ponies, gained Pony Swag."

0-0-0

Skell: BECAUSE A DESTERY THAT DOESN'T LIKE DICK JUST ISN'T DESTERY.

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Skell: Tee hee, Destery in a closet...

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Skell: MY SUBWAY BRINGS ALL THE PEOPLE TO THE YARD...

Me: AND THEY'RE LIKE, "YOU WANNA GIFT CARD?" DAMN RIGHT. I WANNA GIFT CARD. I WILL BUY ONE. IT'S PLASTIC AND HARD.

Skell: Tee hee, plastic and hard...

Me: Oh, yes.

0-0-0

Skell: You were such a dumbass.

Me: Still am. :D

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Me: All hail my stupidity. :D Or run it over. Either one.

Skell: RUN IT OVER.

Me: ...aw...

Skell: IT'S TOO LARGE TO CONTROL. SO IT MUST BE DESTROYED.

Me: Farewell, stupidity. *waves*

Skell: *blows up stupidity*

Me: Oh, pretty lights :D

0-0-0

Skell: *talking about Destery* That boy has the libido of an entire rabbit colony...

0-0-0

Skell: 34

Me: 17.

Skell: WOMAN

Me: I HAD TO GET READY FOR "BED" AND I WAS READING SOMETHING REAL QUICK. I KNOW. D:

Skell: I SHOULD HIT YOU FOR THIS

Me: BRING ON THE BITCHSLAPPING.

Skell: I'LL BITCHSLAP YOU WITH A BAT

Me: ...DO IT. MAYBE IT'LL GET MY ASS IN GEAR.

Skell: *GETS BAT*

Me: ...FU-

Skell: *BIG BAT WITH SPIKES ON IT*

Me: ...OH, COME ON.

Skell: *ON FIRE*

Me: ...now you're just fucking with me.

Skell: *WITH TINIER SPIKES ON THE BIG SPIKES*

Me: ...HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?

Skell: *ALSO ON FIRE*

Me: YOU DAMN TROLL.

Skell: *smug*

Me: -_-" Well, I think I'm getting in gear...

0-0-0

Skell: WRITE FASTER

Me: MAH

Skell: *TROLLBAT*

Me: RAWR.

Skell: *BEATS WITH TROLLBAT*

Me: OW- FUCKER DAMMIT- DO YOU WANT THESE DRABBLES OR NOT?

Skell: I WOULD LIKE THEM YES PLEASE.

Me: THEN DROP THE TROLLBAT.

Skell: *puts it in Trollbat case* It comes back out if I catch you slacking.

Me: Aye aye. *salute*

Yup. Pure friendship right here. Threatening each other with drabbles and Internet bats.

Skell: We also call each other bitch and talk about mansex.

Me: *BROFIST*

Skell: *BROFIST*

0-0-0

Me: *explains how a bear got into a teacher's car and destroyed the inside*

Skell: Dammit Smokey, this is not how you prevent wildfires...

0-0-0

Skell: That picture is one of the things that boy loves more than AIR. He will push you on a fucking land mine to keep that thing.

Me: I could picture that.

Skell: ...you did not just make that pun- *CLUTCHES HEART*

0-0-0

Me: On another note, my one friend is now calling me "Fag-a-tron." Don't know what kind of transformer I'm supposed to become...

Skell: Simple. You turn into a trashy van with shag carpeting that plays porn music on the radio.

Me: With a rainbow flag attached to the antenna. Got it.

Skell: You would make an amazing Transformer.

Me: With style like that, yes, I would. :D

0-0-0

Skell: Today: "I'm a special kind of stupid. I think a flamethrower is the best way to approach a spider."

Me: ...this is genius.

Skell: I'm a special child.

0-0-0

Skell: I'm just going to slink away to my little computer corner and stay there for 2 months.

Me: Sounds good.

Skell: "*slink slink* Now watch as my body and this chair morph into one..."

Me: PFFFFFFFFFFF-

Skell: "Skell, get up." "I CANNOT. *tears away blanket* MY LEGS ARE NOW WHEELS."

Me: ...dying...

0-0-0

Skell: I should shower, actually...

...but I don't wanna move...

Me: You're attached to the chair again, aren't you?

Skell: Yep.

Me: Thought so.

Skell: MY LEGS HAVE BECOME WHEELS...AND THE MAN ROOM ISN'T ATTACHED TO THE HOUSE.

Me: YOU, MA'AM, ARE FUCKED.

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Skell: Oh for christs sake: I GOT HIPSTER SHADES

Me: ...WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Skell: My face is very hard to shop for.

Me: HIPSTER SHADES

Skell: It's very thin at the temples so almost every pair I tried on was too wide.

Me: Damn.

Skell: We went around for a while, I even tried on some made for little kids, AND THEN THE DOCTOR WENT TO THE BACK AND PRODUCED RAY BANS. Me: *turns to Dad* To hipster or not to hipster?

Me: You certainly hipstered.

Skell: At the time I had my headphones around my neck and was wearing a Doctor Who shirt and spiked converse. I was certainly a hipster.

Me: AND NOW YOU'LL HAVE THE GLASSES

Skell: And when fall comes I CAN WEAR MY SCARF AND SOME SKINNY JEANS AND DRINK STARBUCKS WHILE OBVIOUSLY WRITING SOMETHING ON MY MACBOOK COMPUTER LOL

Me: LOLOLOLOLOL-

Skell: And over my hipster glass, I CAN WEAR SOME PUNCHED OUT 3D GLASSES. BECAUSE ONE SET OF HIPSTER SHADES IS TOO MAINSTREAM.

Me: ...I freaking can't right now-

Skell: YO, I HEARD YOU LIKE HIPSTERS SO I PUT SOME HIPSTER IN YOUR HIPSTER SO YOU CAN HIPSTER WHILE YOU HIPSTER

Me: I'M TRYING... BUT I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO PROPERLY REPLY TO THAT COMMENT. XD

Skell: :D

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Skell: CODIIIIIIIII...

I SWEAR I WILL START SINGING SOON...

AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, WIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL ALWAYS LOVE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU

WOMAN I AM BORED OUT OF MY MIND

GODDAMN CHUWEROS

AND ON THE FIRST DAY, GOD SAID 'FUCK YALL BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKERS, LET THERE BE HOMESTUCK'

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Skell: You know what's funny?

Me: Do I WANT to know?

Skell: HIPSTERS IN A CONGA LINE

Me: ...WHAT THE SHIT?

Skell: :D

Me: WHAT? WHY WHY WHAT? I CAN'T EVEN...

Skell: LET'S GET SOME GODDAMN HIPSTERS DOIN A MOTHAFUCKIN CONGA

Me: YOU CAN JOIN IN WITH YOUR NEW HIPSTER SELF.

Skell: BITCH I BE LEADIN THAT LINE OFF A CLIFF. YEEEEEEEEAH BOOOOI I BE CONGA-IN BEFO IT WAS COOL

Me: *FACE PALM*

Skell: IMMA GANSTA HIPSTER

LOL WHITE PEOPLE

Me: ...fuck it. Who needs to breathe-

Skell: YOU JUST HATIN CUZ I'M BLACK

Me: I'M NOT EVEN SURE HOW TO RESPOND TO THAT. I'M NOT EVEN SURE.

Skell: BITCHES BE JEALOUS OF MY HIPSTER SWAG

Me: You know what? Shit's even funnier at 3:39 in the morning.

Skell: WAT

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOI

MARMALADE

MAAAAHMALAAADE AND CHEEESE

Me: I think I inhaled pillow fibers when I tried to smother my laughter...

Skell: The sad thing is that I'm still completely coherent. My brain is used to my sleep schedule.

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHMALADE AND CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE

Marmel marmel marmel marmel

Me: Shit I cant'-

Skell: :D

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Skell: MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHMALAAAAADE

Me: WHAT IS THIS MARMALADE?

Skell: I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA.

Me: MARMALADE, WHAT SAY YOU?

Skell: HE SAY 'HAM'

CATSBY AND TWISP, CATSBY AND TWISP

Me: SAYS THE MARMALADE.

Skell: SAY THEE ROYAL MAAAAAHMALAAADE

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Skell: But still: YUM YUM CRISPIN FREEMAN

Me: DAT VOICE, YO

Skell: I'd likie to kidnap him just to hear him talk all day.

Me: It'd be like angels just screaming to be released...

Skell: We're demented.

Me: I regret nothing.

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Me: OH GOD, IF IT CAN STAND AGAINST THE TROLLBAT...

Skell: IT'S JUST BEEN FUCKING WITH US THE WHOLE TIME.

Me: ...YOU BASTARD.

Skell: *GLARES AT MOUSE*

Me: YOUR DAY WILL COME, MOUSE. AND IT WILL COME HARD.

...that's what Destery said...

Skell: PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF- he probably actually said that at least once.

Me: Sounds about right.

0-0-0

Skell: COME AT ME BRO

Me: *TAPS CHEST* YOUR MOVE.

Skell: ...how the hell does one fight over the Internet...?

Me: ...I don't know, but we managed to do it over a box of fruit rollups...

Skell: ...shit...

Me: ...I try not to analyze our conversations. It'll only make my brain cells divide by zero...

0-0-0

Skell: Damian does ruler-fu. :D

Me: ...and dying...


My OCs and Skell's OCs

Josh: I weigh nothing.

Me: You're a fat nothing.

Josh: WHAT THE HELL?

0-0-0

Josh: ...they're having sex up there? (From "Super Bowl 46")

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Destery: *in reference to a recently passed out Josh* Damian, there's an elf on our kitchen floor...

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Shane Crane: Don't tell me to take a break. I am installing a MEGAS operation program and trying to get the Spiral Engine running and THIS DAMN LEG won't function with the rocket boosters AND I STILL CAN'T GET THE COMBINING FUNCTION WORKING, SO DON'T TELL ME TO TAKE A BREAK. I'M NOT BREAKING UNTIL THIS THING CAN KILL OPTIMUS PRIME WITHOUT HIM COMING BACK LIKE ROBOT JESUS.

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Josh: Pixie bitch.

Nebula: Elfish whore.

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Destery: That is the GAYEST thing I have ever seen, and I fuck dudes on the weekend.

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Destery: If God hates fags, I don't get why he made me so sexy.

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Destery: Yes, yes, I'll go to hell and whatnot. You keep ranting while I enjoy my expensive martini and flat screen television in my custom hot tub.

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Destery: Just got hate mail saying I was corrupting children. Stupid woman. I only corrupt small children on Tuesdays.

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Destery: My phone activated voice command and I felt like being a smartass. Apparently telling it to make you a sammich results in calling your spouse.

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Destery: I just got stabbed in the hand with a spoon. Note: Never threaten to take Nebby's donuts.

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Destery: I've been hit with a book seven times today. The knowledge burns within me now. It feels like painful throbbing.

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Destery: I still have no idea why everyone is afraid of me when I wake up. All I do is glare and they think I'm a serial killer... Speaking of, when someone says serial killer I think of cereal killer. Nothing funnier than stabbing your Cheerios to death.

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Josh: I do not care how it comes as long as it does. Some people wish to live forever. I consider them idiots.

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Destery: I'm like a drug. You can't quit me.

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Adrian Marsh: I do care. Just not enough.

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Adrian: Where are my fucking Twinkies?

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Ree: You just hate me 'cause I'm black.

Tyler: Dude, that joke was dead when the last black guy did it.

Ree: Nah, I think I can pull it off here.

Tyler: You's a short white girl. No way you pullin' it off.

Ree: You're just jealous because you can't pull it off.

Tyler: I'm actually black-

Josh: Are... Are we seriously- Why are we having this conversation?

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Ree: *to Josh* Dwarf.

Josh: How can you even say that!? You're shorter than me!

Ree: Yeah, but I have the personality to make up for it.

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Josh: ...fuck me. (No, not in that way.)

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Josh: I will slaughter you.

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Brady: I'm just in it for the sex.


Quotes of My Life

--Me: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands! *clap, clap* I feel complete.

--Me: If you don't know what you're doing, clap your hands. *clap, clap*

--Me: May I search through your purse in a strange fashion?

--Me and Gabby: We do some screwed up shit when we're fucked up. We say some screwed up shit when we're fucked up. The one time I was fucked up, I didn't say shit.

--Me: Good fairies. They are in a different category from the typo fairies and the fairies that steal shit like the match to one of your socks.

--Me: If you want to hit somebody, clap your hands. *clap, clap*

--Marshal: Choose your next words carefully, Codiak. You're walking on thin water.

--Me: I'm not a pyromaniac. That blazing flame and the fact that I'm holding a packet of matches IS A COMPLETE COINCIDENCE.

--Me: I'm married to my subconscious. We get along quite nicely.

--Me: I'm married to my subconscious. We get along quite nicely except for when we argue.

Friend: How is that getting along nicely?

Me: We work it out.

--Gabby: It's blunt, so it would probably hurt more.

Me: *cuddling with the wooden door stop*

Gabby: Let me see that.

Me: I'm concerned.

Gabby: I just want to measure it.

--Emily: *glances at Gabby* French horns are cool...

Me: Emily, you're only saying that because she's holding an eight inch wooden stick.

--Me: I like the way I am. Randomly losing sanity.

--Mike: *on a chat* cuz the unexpected is expected by the unexpecting people who judge the expecting people to be unexpected

--Me (as Mike is coming up behind me while I'm eating dinner): I knew you were there.

Mike: What? Felt a disturbance in the force?

Me: Yeah. It was like, 'Thump. Thump.'

Mike: You calling me fat?

--Kiki: Like, the square dimension of pie!

Me: ...there's a square dimension to a circle?

--Thorn: What am I thinking about?

Me: Pie.

Thorn: DAMN IT. Now what?

Me: Tacos.

Thorn: DAMN IT. Okay, now what?

Me: Narwhals.

Thorn: DAMN. IT. NOW WHAT?

Me: Fire.

Thorn: DAMN IT.

Me: Are you just screwing with me?

Thorn: No. NOW WHAT?

Me: ...Destery.

Thorn: ...DAMN IT!


Quotes

--"Tell your friend a lie. If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth." Ancient Proverb.

--Actually, guns do kill people.

--"If at first you don't succeed...go back and reload the gun." Unknown

--Some people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them. (I have this as a wooden sign on my wall.)

--We are not retreating...we are advancing in another direction.

--They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled "BANG!", I don't think you'd kill too many people.

--Whoever said "anything is possible" never tried to slam a revolving door.

--Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

--Everyday I think people can't get any dumber. Every day I'm proven horribly wrong.

--Never knock on Death's door. Ring the door bell and run like heck. He hates it.

--Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

--I stopped fighting my inner demons quite some time ago. We're on the same side now.

--Be the type of woman, that when your feet land on the floor when you get out of bed in the morning, the devil thinks: "Oh, crap! She's up!"

--Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid.

--I did not hit you, I simply high-fived your face.

--Someday we'll look back on all this and crash the car.

--Eagles may soar, but wolves don't get sucked up into jet engines.

--"Pardon me while I find a container for my joy." Debbie of the Wild Thornberrys

--"Of course, you realize this means war." Bugs Bunny

--If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

--Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

--"Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat." Unknown

--Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

--Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.

--Most learn by observation. Some learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually touch the fire to see if it is hot.

--Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

--There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It’s just weird when you lose.

--"What no wife of a writer can ever understand is that a writer is working when he's staring out of the window." Burton Rascoe

--"The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes." Agatha Christie

--I'm not fluent in stupid so speak slowly to me. (Another wooden sign on my wall.)

--What are those football players doing on the band's field? (And another wooden sign on my wall.)

--"The road to Hell is paved with adverbs." Stephen King

--"It is impossible to discourage the real writers- they don't give a damn what you say, they're going to write." Sinclair Lewis

--"Loafing is the most productive part of a writer's life." James Norman Hall

--"Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia." E.L. Doctorow

--"Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?" Ernest Gaines

--"There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex; they should draw the line at goats." Elton John

--"Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16's going, 'Who'd you call a faggot?'" John Stewart

--"People fear death even more than pain. It’s strange that they fear death. Life hurts a lot more than death. At the point of death, the pain is over." Jim Morrison


1. Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public.

2. Do not talk to fictional characters in public.

3. Do not answer fictional characters in public.

4. Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.

5. Do not go out in public.

6. Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4.

7. Note expressions.

8. Don't die alone. Take many people with you.

9. Floor is slippery when wet.

10. Lake is slippery when dry.

11. Only talk to strangers you know.

12. Strangers you don't know are spies... Kill them all.

13. For legal purposes be sure to delete above note.

14. Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.

15. Kill them for security purposes.

16. Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings.

17. Make a scene whenever humanly possible.

18. The men in white coats are not your friends.

19. Ask them for a room with lots of sharp, pointy objects.

20. When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket.

21. Chicken soup, although good for colds, is not the best cure for drowning.

22. Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.

23. Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age.

24. Always remember, um... um... Damn.

25. Train army of flying monkeys.

26. Goldfish don't like milk.

27. Do not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits.

28. Find out who invented the word "pianist".

29. People are staring at you.

30. So act insane.

31. People are weird, but not as weird as me.

32. Do not taunt animals at zoo. They have feelings... And teeth.

33. Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people.

34. Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experiance. Do this as much as possible.

35. You'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry. It's only me... Bonding.

36. Never pet a burning dog.

37. Never make eye contact with a naked man. Especially if you are wearing a parka.

38. Naked men dig parkas.

39. Beware the naked man who offers you his parka.

40. You know what would look good on you?

41. Immolated cockroaches.

42. Don't worry. It's only a harmless pimento bug.

43. The size of Danny DeVito.

44. Making an amusing facial expression. Like this.

45. Numbers are evil. Count in clovers.

46. Stalking is fun. Do it more.

47. Make a large sign saying, "Look at me, I'm a gumnut tree!"

48. No matter what anyone says, there is a way to get to your fantasy world.

49. That way is rum.

50. Constipated people don't give a sh-t.

52. You cannot kill the snow.

53. The snow can kill you.

54. Grass can also kill you.

55. The leprechaun on the cereal box said I can't get his lucky charms...

56. Catch and castrate leprechaun.

57. HE is real... No matter what the men in white coats say.

58. Staple paper in the middle of the page.

59. In case of blank looks, laugh maniacally.

60. You are not haxxor l337 or an uberhacker or anything like that.

61. Pretend to be so around teh n00bs.

62. Do not go out with voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul sucking demon.

63. Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway?

64. Ask Senior Diablo for a bigger pitchfork.

65. Remember to kill HIM...

66. Tell the small children in Toys 'R' Us that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood.

67. Note reactions. Avoid parents.

68. The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory.

69. Scream, the doctors don't like it, they'll give you a shot of something nice.

70. Hide the bodies, otherwise peole ask embarressing questions.

71. Eat the evidence.

72. But not if it's broken glass.

73. When in the presence of someone much wiser than you, point in a random direction and yell, "Look, a distraction!" Then run.

74. Do not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats kids.

75. Disregard last note.

76. Note reactions.

77. On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year.

78. Stock up on ball point pens.

79. Learn to fly. Tell no one.

80. The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing.

81. Do not stick fingers into blender.

82. Blender... Bad... Ouch.

83. Blood loss is bad.

84. Find way to re-attatch fingers.

85. Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM.

86. Answer every question with a question.

87. Ask people what gender they are.

88. Note reactions.

89. Refer to people as "mortal".

90. The Seagull From Hell is out to get me.

91. Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible.

92. Start by drowning them in fire ants.

93. Find the creators of pop-up messages.

94. Kill them.

95. Brutally.

96. Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination.

97. Dunk head in boiling water.

98. Disregard last note. Was written by Voice #7.

99. Gullible IS written on the ceiling!

100. Investigate this whole "critical mass" thing when the klaxon dies down...


Story Log

--"Video Memories" This has been edited for a second time. Status: COMPLETE.

--"Prank Wars" This has been edited: Status: COMPLETE.

--"Missing Her" Dedication to my goldfish. This has been edited. Status: COMPLETE.

--"The Fight" Final Counts: Reviews: 31. Favorites: 92. Views: 2,518. Follows: 2. Status: DELETED.

--"Be Mine" Valentine's Day themed. This has been highly edited. Status: COMPLETE.

--"KEK Chats" Final Counts: Reviews: 20. Favorites: 21. Views: 1,926. Follows: 8. Status: DELETED

--"Cliff Side" This has been edited. Status: COMPLETE.

--"That New Car Smell" This has been edited. Status: COMPLETE.

--"Broom Closets are So Wrong" This has been edited. Status: COMPLETE.

--"Walking the Line" This has been edited. Status: COMPLETE.

--"Deserves a Flame!" Crack fic. This has been edited. Status: COMPLETE.

--"Aurora's 25 Topic Challenge" A challenge from Aurora Borealis 97. This has been edited. Status: COMPLETE.

--"The Dentist" This has been edited. Status: COMPLETE.

--"Beliefs" Easter themed. This has been edited. Status: COMPLETE.

--"The Affect It Holds" A venting and a dedication. This has been edited. Status: COMPLETE.

--"Because Titles Are For Losers (BTAFL)" Chat story. Currently being edited bit-by-bit. Status: FOREVER ONGOING.

--"A Toasting Challenge" A challenge made from a chapter in "BTAFL". This has been edited. Challenge Status: Always Open. Status: COMPLETE.

--"Cracking the Facade (CtF)" Status: HIATUS.

--"Memories Come to Haunt (MCtH)" The sequel to Video Memories. This has been edited as far. Status: HIATUS.

--"Super Bowl 46" Super Bowl themed. Features characters from "BTAFL". This has been edited. Status: COMPLETE.

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Turning Pages by sapphireswimming reviews
A collection of drabbles, each exactly 100 words long. Various characters and genres. 147- Daylight. It just didn't make any sense. Humor, rated K.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 148 - Words: 24,645 - Reviews: 1356 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Danny F., Clockwork
C'est la Vie by KeyBella reviews
AU Samantha Manson woke up with twelve hours until her wedding...only to wake up the morning of to discover that she was already married to some guy named Danny Fenton, who was definitely NOT her fiancé. Oh...crap. Her mother was going to kill her.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 117,763 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 11/17/2014 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Danny F., Sam M.
Incommunicado by PixieGirl13 reviews
Sequel to Powerless: Full Summary Inside: Another horrible summer is in Danny's future as he's forced to stay at Vlad Master's mansion for two weeks. Things seem to get worse when Vlad takes Danny all the way to Ecuador this time to visit an uncle, but
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 35 - Words: 174,446 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
The Collector by PixieGirl13 reviews
Full Summary Inside: The Curator to the most prestigious and honorable ghost museum in all the Ghost Zone is tired of collecting simple artifacts of art and history. He's not satisfied with interesting, important ghosts that enjoy being on display...
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 34 - Words: 316,166 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Danny F., Vlad M.
Adventures in the Locker Room by Thatgayanime reviews
While changing, Rei gets interrupted by Nagisa who decides to 'help' him.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Nagisa H., Rei R. - Complete
Dolphins Get Me Hard by Childish Sadism reviews
Haruka lost a bet, Rin won. Now what? Dolphin time. (it is as bad as it sounds)
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,268 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Haruka N., Rin M. - Complete
Holding His Breath by AoiGensou reviews
Ever since he had noticed the difference between boys and girls, Makoto had noticed Haru more than anyone else.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 67 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Makoto T., Haruka N. - Complete
The Suave and the Awkward by Dream Trance reviews
Upon having his pride damaged, Danny realizes he needs to learn how to kiss, but great kissers aren't born—you need determination to take the first step, a splice of awkwardness to set the mood, and a willing participant for you to practice on. Pitch Pearl, DPxDF. Kissing scene practice; constructive criticism wanted.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 46,487 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Dan Phantom, Danny F.
What You Don't Surrender by caffeinekitty reviews
No one else needed to know all the ways Shizuo could break. When Shizuo fell apart, he needed to know Izaya was the only reason for it. And a broken, afraid Shizuo was of no use to him whatsoever. Kinkmeme fill. Shizaya/Izuo.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 207,757 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Welcome to the Jungle by celtic7irish reviews
It was a monthly ritual, carried out every month on the anniversary of their contract.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Bent by celtic7irish reviews
Ciel is ordered to investigate the disappearance of dozens of children. The easiest way? To become the bait.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,542 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Undeniable by Dream Trance reviews
It's ingrained in a ghost's very core to take whatever it is he desires. A trinket, a shiny gem, a possession unknowingly obsessed over...For Phantom, it's no different, though the young hero fights against the impusle to near exhaustion. After all, if he gives in, he won't be the only one damaged. Pitch Pearl AU, mentioned rape
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,415 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 66 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Danny F., Dan Phantom
After by sapphireswimming reviews
Danny chuckled once, very aware of the irony of his situation... after all, he had always wondered what it would be like to die. Angst, Phantom and Maddie bonding, and lots of Danny whumping. For DannyPhantomSG-1. Now with a sequel.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,156 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Danny F., Maddie F. - Complete
Chats Gone Wild by ThornNB reviews
*FIXED SO IT'S NOT IN CHAT FORM* What do you get when you cross DP, my OCs, and random thoughts from my friends? Absolute chaos. Facebook will never be the same when all hell breaks loose.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,030 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 9/21/2011
Routine by Reizo Myu reviews
"You don't have to work to understand it anymore." Rated M. Not for sensetive readers.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,895 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Robin, Slade - Complete
Quid Pro Quo by Dream Trance reviews
In exchange for Phantom's freedom, Danny asks for one thing: a kiss. Heroes always keep their word…but that doesn't mean Phantom won't try to wheedle his way out of it. Too bad for him Danny's so dead set on getting what he was promised. DFxDP Pitch Pearl AU
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Danny F., Dan Phantom - Complete
Informal Inspirations by Danny Phantom SG-1 reviews
A collection of oneshots. 3 - When the World Brings You Down - Jazz comforts Danny while trying to keep him in the dark that she knows about his secret.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,303 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Danny F., Jazz F.
Phantom Mania by KP100 reviews
Random plotted conversations from our characters. FUNNY!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 4,773 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011
Of Prisoners and Paper Planes by Algorithmic Paradox of Love reviews
Folded paper in the shape of planes meant the world to them - for one imprisoned, her letters gave him freedom, and for one so close to death, his letters gave her a reason to stay alive. Izaya/fem!Shizuo Shizuka
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,816 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Stable Orbit by Asphodelium reviews
She is a satellite. She used to be a satellite for someone else, too, until he was violently taken from her. This is the story of how Star fell to pieces and Paulina put her back together, and how even the most shallow satellite can have hidden depths.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,317 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Star, Paulina - Complete
Urban Phantasy: Death by Skellingtonfan1 reviews
Daniel Fenton was supposed to die. He was supposed to die in that accident, life would go on, that would be the end of it. Setting study
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Clockwork - Complete
Ethos, Pathos, and Logos by PhantomInvader reviews
Sometimes even a relatively normal day in Danny Fenton's life can be amusing and eventful by itself. Yes, even during Mr. Lancer's class. Oneshot collection. Now: Lancer assigns partners for a project: learn 10 things about each other, and present them.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,612 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Danny F., Lancer
Block by sapphireswimming reviews
I felt like banging my head on the desk. Multiple times. But then a thought struck me... "Where's the Box Ghost gotten to?" Semi-crack fic.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/23/2012 - The Box Ghost - Complete
Revenge is Sweet by sapphireswimming reviews
Standalone sequel to Green and Gold. Vlad is devastated after the Packer's surprising loss to the Giants in the Super Bowl playoffs. Danny knows just how to make the situation better... it's time for a little consolation conversation.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
Shattered Tears by ImmortalPhantom22 reviews
Danny is kidnapped and five years later, he returns to Amity Park. Now, Danny is an assassin for an organization and has no memories of the past, and the worst part is who he has been hired to assassinate. T for violence.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 80,302 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Danny F., Sam M.
Passero by Urchin of the Riding Stars reviews
Oneshot. Take your miracles where you can get them. Holiday fiction tribute to Nimrod the Writer's Domination.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/20/2011
Love And Ootoro by caffeinekitty reviews
"All's fair in love and ootoro, ne?"
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,984 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Wondering by Phantomrose96 reviews
A continuation to Cordria's starshot #69 "Wondering". Danny's been captured and tortured by his parents, but he refuses to say a word until his psychiatrist starts connecting the dots. Can he risk keeping it a secret any longer?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 25 - Words: 89,057 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Danny F., Maddie F. - Complete
Steadfast by sapphireswimming reviews
Danny was coming home. After being forcibly locked away who-knows-where for four long years... he was finally coming home. [no slash]
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
Total Drama Halfa by fighterofflames reviews
Ok people this story is officially canceled since I forgot about most of what the characters are like, but I am starting a whole new version of this over for me to work on, and I will try to not abandon it. I would like to get my new ideas for OCs on my new competition. Sorry everyone.
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 51,373 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/9/2011 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Chris M.
Shards by Foureyed-Pufferfish reviews
A collection of oneshots. Newest: I remember the date. January 8th, 2006. Everything else is a blur. But no matter what, I know it was my fault.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,561 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 8/9/2010
Backpack by CoronaIgnis reviews
A misunderstanding traps Danny, Sam, and four of their schoolmates in the Ghost Zone. With no weapons and no way out, can they even survive, much less keep Danny's secret intact? Adopted from shamrock17.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,573 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Danny F. - Complete
My Fair Lady by Urchin of the Riding Stars reviews
Twoshot. Note: When your four year old finds the vengeful specter that you told him was probably lurking in his closet to be a better playmate than you, chances are things won't exactly work out in your favor. AU Danny/Vlad Fatherson
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,042 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Danny F., Vlad M.
Painting the Roses Red by Urchin of the Riding Stars reviews
Oneshot. When reason meets sentimental, the paint on a flower can become unbearably toxic. DannyxVlad
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Danny F., Vlad M.
Snooze by sapphireswimming reviews
Because when Danny just needs five more minutes of sleep, nothing in the world is going to keep him from it. Well, except for... maybe... yeah... except for maybe that...
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Danny F., Maddie F., Jack F. - Complete
The Devil's Nine by what-happened-2-nice reviews
Unfortunately, hearing ghostly voices doesn't always mean there's a ghost, even in Amity Park. Post-PP. *COMPLETE*
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,240 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Complete
And this is why I hate Mondays by ChocolateSunshine500 reviews
"THE WORLD IS OUT TO GET ME, SAM. SOMEONE KNOWS I FAILED MY TEST AND NOW EVERYONE IS INSULTING ME FOR IT. WHY?" "Your overreacting..." "YO, DANN-AY! C'MERE YA-!" "OVERREACTING? I. THINK. NOT." In response to Codiak's: "Insult a Danny Day challenge"
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Danny F. - Complete
Facebook Sucks by PhantomPotterGirl reviews
In response to Codiak's "Insult Danny Day" Challenge: Danny said something. Something seriously stupid on Facebook. It's time for Clueless1 to finally understand the importance of "think before you speak".
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Danny F. - Complete
Dark Prince by The-Other-Ghostwriter reviews
Three years after his imprisonment, Ghost King Pariah Dark breaks free from the Sarcophagus of Forever Sleep. He gives his nemesis Danny Phantom a choice; to have everything Danny ever loved laid to waste, or to become Pariah's bride. DP/PD
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 84,112 - Reviews: 798 - Favs: 1,054 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Danny F., Pariah D. - Complete
Ghost Zone Experience by Dream Trance reviews
"I'm a weatherman, not a—Good afternoon, Amity Park! This is Lance Thunder bringing you live to what looks like a ghostly tug-a-war with our own town hero, Danny Phantom, as both the rope and opposition. Anything you'd like to add, Mr. Phantom?"
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,277 - Reviews: 848 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 928 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Danny F., The Box Ghost
Internet Madness by Skellingtonfan1 reviews
The gang goes viral. Madness ensues. Discontinued until Urban Phantasy gets its formal revamp.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 32,262 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 9/27/2010
Whisper by Links6 reviews
It all changed once he stepped inside the Ghost Portal for the first time... FentonxPhantom drabble!fic
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Danny F. - Complete
The Science of Friendship by kewliobeans reviews
Sequel to The Science of Popularity. Star is now dating Tucker and becoming close to Danny and Sam. How will she react to the fact that they are hiding something from her? Complete
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Poetry - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,514 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Star, Tucker F. - Complete
Defenseless by sapphireswimming reviews
One story, six povs. Team Phantom thought this new ghost was going to be just like all the others. If only they could have realized just how wrong they were...
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,848 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Danny F. - Complete
Breaking Dawn by Quill N. Inque reviews
By popular demand, the sequel to "Shatterglass!" After defeating Vlad and clearing his own name, Danny struggles to adjust to life in a world that knows his secret... COMPLETE!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 70,848 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
In the Dark of the Night by MissIdeophobia reviews
"It was a secret they would take to the grave." A short exploration of a twisted relationship from the future that never was.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Dan Phantom, Valerie G. - Complete
Interview with the Phantom by ghostanimal reviews
Lance Thunder has convinced his boss to promote him to TV anchorman. Yeah, he knows even the thought of getting an interview with Danny Phantom is impossible. But then again, he thought him becoming a news anchorman was impossible too.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,448 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Danny F. - Complete
Some Things Never Change by Skellingtonfan1 reviews
Oneshot collection: Discontinued and no connection to revamps unless said otherwise.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 18,474 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010
The Outlet by Windsurf reviews
Danny follows Jazz's advice and writes a journal about the problems he experiences, just the mundane ones that are the cherry on his problem sundae that has a vastly unhealthy number of calories. Prepare for a good bad dose of teenage angst. 3 chapters
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Danny F. - Complete
Vaults of Love by KP100 reviews
NOT. A. SLASH. What happens when Sam, Danny, and Dash all get locked in a vault? SxD. Codiak's new story Broom Closets are So Wrong gave me this idea!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Complete
The Science of Popularity by kewliobeans reviews
Everyone thinks Star is just a dumb popular girl. But, is she really? What if, secretly, she loved science? Sequel out now!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 11 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Star - Complete
Hole by ContemplatingUnderland reviews
The key to wisdom is absolute ignorance.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Danny F. - Complete
Demonic or Angelic: Relative by SoundlessSong reviews
A oneshot for now. This is a snapshot of sorts from a larger story idea, a sort of what-if. Introspective piece; Valerie tries to understand an enigmatic figure she's never truly managed to pin down. I don't own DP!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Danny F., Valerie G. - Complete
Lonely by Batman Lamp-Writer reviews
Our town was scary. Kids disappear all the time. Kids my age. Kids vanish, and when they're found, they're cut up, bloody, dead. It's lonely, being here, being friends with everyone out of fear. Because, really, when everyone's your friend, no one is.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Danny F. - Complete
Life Envy by Ellyven reviews
When a ten-thousand year old evil is accidentally released by Starfire, The Teen Titans, the Fenton's and Sam and Tucker must unite to save Danny. TTxDP Warning for character deaths and graphic violence.
Crossover - Teen Titans & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 29 - Words: 45,964 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Robin, Danny F. - Complete
Storms by Lord Jace reviews
Somethings never completely disappear. Constructive Criticism greatly appreciated!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Danny F. - Complete
The Meaning of Love by Ecokitty reviews
An effort to save his beloved ghost half's life goes horribly wrong.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,256 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Danny F. - Complete
Stupid Questions by ghostanimal reviews
Oneshot: Danny's English class has a substitute: Mr. Lancer. No, not the old, fat, bald guy. His son. Cue the stupid questions.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Lancer - Complete
Dead Carolina by X-Hayze-chan-X reviews
Rated T for dark themes and implied character death. Songfic to Dead Carolina by Wednesday 13.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Danny F., Dani - Complete
Introuvable by sapphireswimming reviews
AU. It was cold, lying against the jagged stone wall of the cave, staring into the blackness with nothing to do but wait for the creatures to come finish him off...
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,526 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Danny F. - Complete
Into The Ghost Zone by harry-ron-hermione-fan-101 reviews
The Fenton's and Mr. Lancer's class take a field trip into the ghost zone. But once they get stuck there, will they get out? And if they do, will Danny's secret be reavealed? Slight DxS! I've re done some chapters, so it's longer/better now!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,230 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Danny F. - Complete
Stargazing by EverAfterGirl reviews
Maddie Fenton goes out to see the stars. She doesn't expect to find a certain troubled teen with eerie green eyes already at her stargazing spot. Bonding occurs, and secrets might be revealed. Bonding fic. Oneshot.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,022 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Danny F., Maddie F. - Complete
Clones Have More Fun by ghostanimal reviews
Oneshot: "What the hell!" Sam sputtered, wiping her lips as she stared at the halfa that was grinning sheepishly in front of her. DxS
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Sam M., Dani - Complete
Send me a Song by Rin0rourke reviews
Nursery rhymes and lullabys can inspire just as much as a playlist. Answer to a Challenge, collection of shorts, contains slash of varying ratings so tread carefully. Changed the title.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,763 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Danny F., Dash B.
Married with Children or Ghostbuster? by ghostanimal reviews
3rd in Ghost 101 series: Mr. Simon's reached a breakthrough in the research and can possibly gain his powers back very soon! But uh-oh. Somebody very important to him isn't very happy about this...Lame title. Help me change it?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,327 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Danny F., Dani - Complete
Shadows of the Past by Quill N. Inque reviews
When Danny angers Clockwork by blowing off his History class, the powerful ghost decides to let him experience history firsthand...by throwing him back in time to the height of the American Revolution! COMPLETE!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,046 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Danny F. - Complete
Shattered by Shining Zephyr reviews
He gave his body to science. When he was still alive, anyway.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Danny F. - Complete
YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! by Rachpop reviews
For Skellingtonfan1's contest. Shane's biology class proves itself to be made of win. Thank Lancer for providing the correct question.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Complete
Popular by Bittersweet Romanticide reviews
At the Fenton home, she's Jazz. IN school, she's something more. She's popular, and Danny wants to know why.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Danny F., Jazz F.
Secrets by Skellingtonfan1 reviews
An example for my Return Challenge. Read to see what you can submit. Everyone has secrets, even though they never admit it. Fear, hatred, the need to end it all. Everyone has that one inner demon. -Discontinued-
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,033 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 9/9/2010
Trapped in the Ghost Zone by ghostgal4 reviews
Danny, Sam, Tucker, Dash, Paulina, Kwan, Star, Mr. Lancer, and Danny's parents are all trapped in the ghost zone with only Danny to get them out. Will Danny be able to keep his secret? A little bit of DxS
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 62,542 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Danny F. - Complete
We Can Fix You by NeverEnough15 reviews
This is what I want. I want to walk down that staircase and tell Mom and Dad that I want to be human again. - Jack and Maddie found out that Danny's half ghost, and now they want to fix him. But is this what he really wants? One Shot.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Danny F., Maddie F. - Complete
Click Clack by MistressKiko reviews
Izaya is too much of a work-a-holic. Shizuo wants his time, and he wants it now. Established relationship, one-shot, smut.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,430 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Green and Gold by sapphireswimming reviews
The Green Bay Packers just won Superbowl XLV. Danny thinks it's the end of the world. And that's when Vlad decides to give him a call...
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
24 Hours by ParadiseAvenger reviews
Drug Dealing Awareness. He didn't know why he started selling. Maybe because they needed the money for her medical bills. Maybe because he needed to cope. Maybe because he was just addicted. Either way... he sold her death. Partial AU. Adult themes.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,953 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Shatterglass by Quill N. Inque reviews
When Vlad frames Danny and exposes his secret identity, our hero must flee for his life as the world begins hunting him. But even as Danny's persecuted by those he's sworn to protect, Vlad's plot may require him to make the ultimate sacrifice… COMPLETE!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,198 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Danny F. - Complete
Highway to the Ghost Zone by ghostanimal reviews
Sequel to Ghost 101: Mr. Simon managed to get permission to take the class to the Ghost Zone on an all-weekend field trip while under the supervision of the Fentons. Will this field trip reveal his secret to his class?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,025 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Danny F. - Complete
Not Even Once: Success Version by ParadiseAvenger reviews
Meth Awareness. Part Three of Three. Success Ending. It all started on the night of the rave. He found her and got her in rehab. On his own, he wasn't enough, but someone else was. Partial AU. Adult Themes. Different from original one-shot. DannyXSam.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,485 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Tinker Bell by sapphireswimming reviews
Class is almost over, and Danny is looking forward to enjoying a perfect afternoon with Sam and Tucker. Too bad Dash and crowd have other ideas...
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,575 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Danny F., Lancer, Dash B., Paulina - Complete
Not Even Once: Failure Version by ParadiseAvenger reviews
Meth Awareness. Part Two of Three. Failure Ending. It all started on the night of the rave. He found her and got her in rehab. He thought she'd get better, but... she didn't. Dark. Partial AU. Adult Themes. Different from original one-shot.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,648 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Not Even Once by ParadiseAvenger reviews
Meth Awareness. Part One of Three. Montana Meth. "This is what I said when she told me she was going to try Meth." Nothing, silence. It all started on the night of the rave. This is how it happened... Dark. Partial AU. Adult Themes. Original one-shot.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,841 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Sam M., Danny F. - Complete
Cheap Thrill by Soul Under reviews
AU. They love each-other. They also love to kill. Dark!fic. Serial killers.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,856 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Shizuo H., Kasuka H. - Complete
The Newbie & The Hottie by Phanton Flame reviews
My debut story! The school Heartthrob, Danny, meets the new girl in school. He falls for her, but a secret of his could tear them apart. Or will it? AU DxS. Complete. Chapter 2 now revised!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,561 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Losing my Humanity by eternal-love23 reviews
One-shot. From the time Danny is sent to live with Vlad and the time that he turns into Dan Phantom, we get few details on what exactly occurred. This story is going into more details about what exactly happened, from a mixture of Danny and Vlad's POV.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,036 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
Catch Me Now by Phanton Flame reviews
My second story! He was too late to catch her. Because of what he did, Sam's leaving Amity and never looking back. DxS, One-shot song-fic, featuring "White Horse" by Taylor Swift. Complete.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
More Than You Will Ever Know by Tay1019411 reviews
His blood crust face turns slightly in my direction; I could see the bruises lining his jaw, dark purples and blues. His normally stark white hair mixed with a sickly green. I bite my lip to stop a gasp, trying to keep myself calm. Sam's PoV
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Sam M., Danny F. - Complete
Ghost 101 by ghostanimal reviews
A new mandatory class has been ordered by Mayor Masters: Ghost 101. The trio thinks it's an easy A. Well, it is for them, but Danny's secret is immediately in danger when the new teacher begins the section on ghost types which includes halfas...
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,833 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Danny F. - Complete
Bite Me by ghostanimal reviews
Oneshot: Danny's secret is, in a way, exposed at Sam's Halloween party. Contains OCs from Ghost 101, but you don't have to read it to understand.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
I'm Still Here by Cordria reviews
Buried in the backyard, Danny's locked away in a forgotten Thermos. When it's finally found seventy years later, Danny is released and he needs to learn to deal with his new life. Can he survive what the future can throw at him?
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,982 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Danny F., Jazz F. - Complete
A Bitter Rabbit by Kaletin reviews
Alois goes to a carnival, where he wins a Bitter Rabbit. He has quite the night in store for it.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Alois T., Ciel P. - Complete
Phobias by Audrianna13 reviews
It's the Friday before Halloween, and Mr. Lancer decides to let his students relax and have a fun day discussing phobias. However, three students commandeer his lesson when they know more than expected of them...
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 55 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Lancer, Danny F. - Complete
Ghostly Shenanigans by Artgirl4 reviews
Another collection of one-shots, with several differences. Rated TEEN for alcohol, Danny-bashing, abuse, and language! BEWARE! Chap 2: He gets his shirt taken off...and not for a good reason.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,788 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Danny F.
Ben's Stupid Questions by KandiLips reviews
What started out as a single, weird question quickly turns into an epidemic of insanity. And it's all thanks to none other than Ben. **ONE-SHOT. Filled with Ben's gift of never-ending craziness. Rated K.**
Ben 10 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Ben T. - Complete
Danny and Sam: What the Future Holds by Skellingtonfan1 reviews
Danny takes Sam to the park and asks a very important question. MY FIRST TRY AT FLUFF! REVIEW!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
The Dumbest Thing You Could Ever Do by Skellingtonfan1 reviews
As the title says, the dumbest thing ever. You'd have to be drunk or completely stupid to do this at home.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Complete
Angel of Darkness by ImmortalPhantom22 reviews
There is a new villain in Amity Park, a murderer that seeks blood and revenge. And the villain just so happens to be Danny Phantom's daughter. Rated T for violence.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,404 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Complete
The Man Who Wasn't There by Vague Apparitions reviews
One-shot. Based on the poem "Antigonish," the story tells of Danny once again encountering a dark figure from his childhood, an entity known only as "the Shadow-man." Please read and review.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Danny F., Maddie F. - Complete
New Girl's First Day by Skellingtonfan1 reviews
The first day of new student Nebula Thorn, choas will ensue! -old canon, only keeping for sentimental reasons. See Urban Phantasy for new canon concerning this character-
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Dash B. - Complete
A Desperate Message by JuneLuxray reviews
Danny has something dire to tell the whole school...What will happen once he delivers his message? And what IS his message?
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Danny F. - Complete
A Philosophical Discussion by Quill N. Inque reviews
ONESHOT Danny and Vlad have a violent "discussion" above the skyline of Amity Park.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
Through the Eyes of the Jock by rainbowstrike reviews
Every action has a reason. Dash Baxter; resident jock and Danny's bully. But why does he do it? Why does he constantly push Danny to the edge? "People don’t deserve to be scared shitless like that, like they are every time a ghost attack hits our town."
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Dash B., Danny F.
Powerless by PixieGirl13 reviews
Full Summary Inside: While all his friends and family are away, Danny gets a strange visit from Vlad. Soon, the ghost boy finds himself kidnapped by the man and flying across the world to Japan where Vlad is investigating a mysterious and dangerous...
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 157,584 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Persuasion by A. LaRosa reviews
Danny/Sam, one-shot. "Danny didn’t know how long he had been staring, but when she looked at him expectantly, he knew he had spaced out at an inappropriate time." Mature-ish conversation inside. Review!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Don't Knock It by AnihyrMoonstar reviews
In three, painfully awkward minutes, Tucker comes out about his sexuality, gets a busted lip, and receives his first kiss—but not in that order. Tucker/Danny, OneShot
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Danny F., Tucker F. - Complete
Monster In The Mirror by Donteatacowman reviews
Oneshot. Ever since the accident, Danny's reflection in the mirror has always been that of Phantom, even when he's in human form. Rated T for horror themes.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Danny F. - Complete
Static Cling by PhantomInvader reviews
When Danny's field trip is held at the same place as a local middle school's, Danny is paired up with probably the most annoying kid he's ever met! And now she's stuck to him like glue! How can he keep his secret when she won't leave him alone? PrePP DxS
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,364 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Danny F. - Complete
I Am? by XiaoDui reviews
Who am I?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009
Numbers, Numbers, And More Numbers by XiaoDui reviews
Danny has a question, and Jazz might have the answer. Maybe . . . maybe not!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Danny F., Jazz F. - Complete
Pits by Cordria reviews
Danny has been captured and thrown into the Pits by Walker to fight for his life. Listen in as he tells his dark, twisted tale of surviving despite the odds. Warning: dark and depressing. Sequel is 'Final Exam'.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 168,574 - Reviews: 1027 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Danny F., Walker - Complete
Circle by Bittersweet Romanticide reviews
“I’m a demon,” she clarified further, ripping her eyes from the circle to look into Beast Boy's. “Even if it’s just by half, I’m still a demon. Anything protected by a religious symbol, a religious notion, is supposed to keep me out." No pairings.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
Ghosts in the Closet by MyAibou reviews
Every family has skeletons in its closet. For the Fenton family, it's ghosts. But as their secret, spanning more than a decade, weaves into every aspect of their lives, they find it's not really the ghosts that are the problem.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 160,371 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Danny F., Sam M., Tucker F., Dani - Complete
Worst Nightmare by Nylah reviews
Halloween special. Fright Knight is taking over Amity Park, now that there is no longer a half ghost hero to stop him. Or isn't there? Rated for violence.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,700 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Fright Knight, Danny F. - Complete
By a Wire by MyAibou reviews
It wasn't the first time he'd put her in danger, but it was the first time he'd done it by his own hand. Post Control Freaks. DxS-ish.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Narcissism by WTFWonder reviews
“Huh, I guess this makes me a sadist, a sociopath AND a narcissist.” Chapter 8 is dedicated to a very good friend and contains yumgood sexual tension and CHARACTER DEATH. Now you HAVE to read it.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 58,005 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Dan Phantom, Danny F.
Perfect Little Angels by Nylah reviews
One shot. Mrs Manson takes care of her granddaughters. They seem to be a happy family, but then a dark secret comes out in the open...
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,478 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Complete
Just Like Peter Pan by dragon of spirits reviews
My name is Danny Phantom, or Danny Fenton. Which ever you prefer. I turn 117 in two months. I look like a fourteen year old boy... Two-shot, now with Sam's view. R&R.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Danny F. - Complete
Peter Pan by Cordria reviews
Danny's hurt and Sam's the only one left to help him.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
The Lunch Club by MyAibou reviews
Sharing five days of lunch detention can forge the unlikeliest friendships. Danny, Tucker, and Sam, precanon.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,568 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Sam M., Danny F., Tucker F. - Complete
Senior Party by Rin0rourke reviews
It was a warm night, the crescent moon rising to the heavens. A perfect night for a party, and for long awaited revelations. The last chance to express long hidden emotions.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,466 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Danny F., Dash B. - Complete
Love at first sight by MotleyKrew reviews
Just another Hermione Snape love story
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Something a Girl and a Guy Do Together by BJA Fan reviews
[Crack fic] Vlad has bugged Danny's room. But as he sits down in his lab to spy on him and his friends, he may get more than he bargained for... [Implied DS]
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Vlad M., Danny F. - Complete
Final Exam by Cordria reviews
When Danny has to write a paper for Lancer detailing one of his most traumatic experiences, this is his creation. Caution: extremely depressing and dark. Sequel to 'Pits'.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,060 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/21/2006 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Danny F., Walker - Complete
Metaphors by Cordria reviews
Phantom is on the roof of City Hall studying for a test and doesn't notice Val sneak up until she is inches from him. Will she finally be able to destroy him?
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 49 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Danny F., Valerie G. - Complete
The Inevitable by timydamonkey reviews
[Drabble, upsetting?] Four years since the accident, things started to go wrong for Danny. Maybe the accident had other unforeseen consequences... and with each day, the inevitable is harder to turn to.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Danny F. - Complete
Phantom's Sketchbook by AkoyaMizuno reviews
Mr. Lancer finds himself in an unparalleled situation, he has access to something which can give him incredable insight into the personal workings of Amity Park's local ghost teen hero, Danny Phantom. COMPLETE!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,818 - Reviews: 1053 - Favs: 2,450 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 10/6/2006 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Danny F., Lancer - Complete
Mirror Effect by Saramis Kismet reviews
What do you see when you look at me, Valerie? Danny... After a long night, Valerie has a nightmare encounter with her mortal enemy. But is her enemy someone she never suspected?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,135 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Valerie G., Danny F. - Complete
Running Blind by Dejah Thoris of Mars reviews
Crossover with CSI. Something supernatural is killing people in Las Vegas... and it all seems to lead back to a fifteenyearold runaway named Danny Fenton.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,332 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 1,848 - Follows: 207 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Danny F. - Complete
Deathday Revelations by Angel Baby1 reviews
Just shy of his second year, Danny learns of a custom meant to honor the day each ghost first entered the next world. Now the great Danny Phantom must face a throng of well meaning ghosts and somehow survive their gifts with his secret and sanity intact
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,755 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 1,492 - Follows: 159 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Danny F. - Complete
Outside Looking in by Ellen Brand reviews
Casper High's new psychiatrist has some interesting interviews ahead of him.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,634 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 6/26/2006 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Complete
Puzzle Known As Life by GraySkyeMourning reviews
An unseen demon is slowly murdering Danny’s soul, piece by piece, and will not stop until he claims all Danny has ever held dear. Completed 6906
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,474 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/9/2006 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Complete
Love Me, Love Me by Raina Wolfe - Lateraina reviews
Nine year old Samantha Manson decides to tell Danny how she feels, so she writes it down in a note, but then it's misplaced. Soon the whole school knows she likes someone..but who?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,124 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/28/2006 - Published: 5/24/2005
Constants by Silverflare07 reviews
Mr. Lancer, who seems to move up a grade as they do, is giving his senior class a lesson about constants...No one ever expected to see this... –DS all the way!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Freeze Out by Raina Wolfe - Lateraina reviews
[Complete] Another field trip goes wrong when Danny, Sam, Tucker, Valerie, Dash, and Paulina get stuck with a broken down van in a blizzard! Sequel to The Elevator Game. Deleted Scene included.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,879 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/10/2005 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Complete
The Legend of The Ghost King by wafische reviews
The story of Lord Pariah Dark, the King of all Ghosts. Please R & R.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/3/2005 - Pariah D., Fright Knight - Complete
The Elevator Game by Raina Wolfe - Lateraina reviews
[Complete] On a class field trip, a storm cuts off the power for an elevator, and Danny, Sam, and Tucker are trapped inside. And what's worse is that Dash, Paulina, and Valerie are also there.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,877 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/29/2005 - Published: 1/5/2005 - Complete
Another Long Night by Aeris9919 reviews
Yaoi Warning! I actually think this is the first yaoi danny phantom fic. Danny gets a visit from his other half after a long and tired night. DXD
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Complete
The Death of Ash Ketchum by Kim Hoppy reviews
Everyone is welcoming Ash home at 18 . As Misty's on her way over to Pallet, she meets Shan. Riding together, Misty tells the trainer whether he wants to hear it or not what happened to Ash. It is told mainly from Misty's point of view with flashbacks.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,501 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/15/2000 - Complete
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Cracking the Façade reviews
When Danny's sentenced to spending daily sessions with his school counselor, she can't seem to find a way to get past his elusive answers and dead silences. But then again, what secrets could an outcast teenager be hiding, right?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,989 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Danny F.
Cracking the Façade: Oneshots reviews
An inside look to what Danny and company are up to when he's not seeing the counselor. Currently playing: The Silent Game, in which Danny and friends discuss his new sentencing.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/19 - Danny F., Tucker F., Sam M. - Complete
Video Memories reviews
They are graduating. Sam, Tucker, Valerie... For the entire last day of school, everyone was watching old pictures and videos, but no one was ready to see what Tucker had put together. Not even Sam. But truths had to be told. So they were.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,326 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Danny F., Tucker F., Sam M., Valerie G. - Complete
A Toasting Challenge reviews
"National Insult a Danny Day" challenge from BTAFL. As well as an odd story about Danny, his mom, and toast.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Danny F., Maddie F. - Complete
Because Titles Are For Losers reviews
Yes, I know that there are multiple chat stories going on. However, this is mine! And I'm sure you'll love it like a deformed platypus. Now, enjoy, my peoples! Enjoy like cookies and milk. Oh, and this involves the DP gang. Obviously. BEING EDITED. YES, I KNOW CHAT STORIES AREN'T ALLOWED... I'M FIXING IT, THOUGH. SO NO REPORTING PLEASE KAY THANKS
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 76,004 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Danny F.
Super Bowl 46 reviews
Giants vs Patriots. Anyhow, I decided to write a one-shot while watching the game. And we know how this game ended, don't we? With me in a very happy mood. Go, Big Blue!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,127 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Danny F., Tucker F. - Complete
Memories Come to Haunt reviews
Sequel to "Video Memories." When Danny makes a return, can he lay to rest the last details of his human existence while finding a way to fit himself into the life that was built without him? HIATUS. But don't worry, I'm not forgetting about it.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Danny F., Tucker F., Sam M., Valerie G.
Prank Wars reviews
Danny played a string of harmless pranks...which then made Vlad want to get back at him! As the saying goes, "THIS MEANS WAR!"
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,756 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
The Affect It Holds reviews
In honor for anyone who's here and then just...gone.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Danny F. - Complete
Beliefs reviews
Easter one-shot about the Easter Bunny. You're never too old to believe in Danny's case.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
KEK Chats reviews
Deleted. More information inside.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
The Dentist reviews
"Dentists are evil liars who are out to get money by claiming that children need braces or cavities filled," Danny stated.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Danny F. - Complete
Aurora's 25 Topic Challenge reviews
My shot at a drabble challenge, issued by Aurora Borealis 97.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 9,258 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Danny F., Tucker F., Sam M. - Complete
Deserves a Flame! reviews
Crack fic. Flame it. No, really. Flame it with the rage of a thousand flames. Rated for stupidity and cursing.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Walking the Line reviews
"I bit my lip. I wasn't sure if I wanted to do it, but maybe it was something that needed to be done. I closed my eyes to think and hoped that my decision wouldn't end badly."
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,345 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Danny F. - Complete
Broom Closets are So Wrong reviews
Danny and Dash accidentally get locked in a broom closet together. NOT A SLASH. But things can certainly get awkward.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Danny F., Dash B. - Complete
That New Car Smell reviews
It was quiet for a few minutes and then, "Mom?" / "Yes, sweetie?" / "I don't like the car." / "Too bad."
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Danny F., Maddie F. - Complete
Cliff Side reviews
When a field trip goes awry, Danny Fenton decides to step it up.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,325 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Danny F. - Complete
Be Mine reviews
It's Valentine's Day in Mr. Lancer's class, and everyone has a heart to give. Three hearts, to be exact. / Much of this has been rewritten. If you've read it before, you may want to read it again. /
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,646 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
The Fight reviews
Deleted. More information inside.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Missing Her reviews
He really loved her...and now she was gone...
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Danny F. - Complete