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Author has written 7 stories for Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis, Hunger Games, and Orphan.

Well, Basically, I'm a 13 year old girl who LOVES the Hunger Games, and... well... The ending of Mockingjay didn't really fill me. I'm a huge Gale+Katniss fan, so I thought it would be fun to make a series :) I also love Big Time Rush and House of Anubis, so I might make those stories too :) My friend got me to read her copy of The Hunger Games, so I began it, loved it, locked myself in my room one Saturday, and read it. I then bought Catching Fire and Mockingjay and I just finished Mockingjay, and yeah :)

I am a proud hater of the Critics United!! If you are, go here!!:

To all of you who have been oppressed and have had your Submit your Own Tribute stories reported. WE ARE REBELLING! It's time to start governing our OWN stories and if these people can't leave us be, then we WILL strike back! There are far too many SYOTs out there for them to start reporting us now and if we don't do something about it, these stories will cease to exist. I am getting a petition going to show the mediators of that we want that rule changed for the peace of mind of us Hunger Game fans! If you're with me, please copy and paste the petition below onto your profile and type your pen name so that others will know you're on board. (And after you're done, please PM me so I know that you signed so I can keep an eye on this thing.)
Once we hit 500 pen names, we'll aim for 1,000. Thanks to everyone for reading this and in the words of the great Katniss Everdeen...
"Fire is Catching! And if we burn, you burn with us!"
Yours sincerely,
Flamboyant Cuttlefish, The Epic Bookworm, Shadowming1998, Plancor, Rebel Autumn Summer, RuexxRose, Katniss Peeta Perfect, Maddie Rose, Sylvanna, Kateriffic, Hijacked.Imagination, M0CKlNGJAY, LostInTheWorldOfFiction, HungerGamesAddict,


Reaping Outfit for the 101th Hunger Games:

Interview outfit for the 101th Hunger Games:


I support:

iCarly: Seddie (Sam x Freddie) (THEY FINALLY PREVAILED!!); Cam Friendship (Carly x Sam)

Glee: Puckleberry (Puck x Rachel); Klaine (Kurt x Blaine), Raine (Rachel x Blaine)

Big Time Rush: Cogan (Camille x Logan); Ko or Jendall (Jo x Kendall) Kogan Friendship (Kendall x Logan)

House of Anubis: Fabina (Fabian x Nina); Parome (Patricia x Jerome); Ambie (Amber x Alfie); Mack (Mara x Mick)

The Hunger Games: Kale (Gale x Katniss); Cate (Cato x Clove); Glarvel (Glimmer x Marvel) Matniss (Katniss x Marvel... don't judge me!!!)

American Idol Season 10 (Totally Random): Cailey (Casey Abrams x Haley Reinheart); Lotty (Lauren Alaina x Scotty McCreery)

Lemonade Mouth: Wenlivia (Wen x Olivia)

Divergent: Whistnia (Will x Christina... RIP Will.); Tour (Tris x Four/Tobias)


Quotes from school: (I'm at a new school)

"Math. Mental. Abuse. To. Humans." - Me

"Nista, Nista, Nista, Can't you see? Sometimes your words just Hypnotize me, And I just love your flashy ways, I guess that's why they broke and you're so paid." - Ben and Jack

"Haha! That was Nist-erical!" - Jack (They have so many ways to change my last name... haha)

"Ok, since Danny died, I need help throwing him into the pendulum," - My science teacher (He wasn't really dead, he just was pretending to be)

"Sadie, we're going to tell you this one time. Your boyfriend is gay!" - Danny

Worthy Quotes:

"I was in the pool, I got out, my pants fell down, and the camera got a shot of this! *Points to butt*" - Kendall Schmidt; Big Time Reality

"Oh yes, the Banana King of course, ABSOLUTELY NOT!" - Charlie the Unicorn (I just love that quote)

"Oh I suppose the Apple ate the Cheese!" - Katniss Everdeen; The Hunger Games

"Gale is mine, an I am his. Everything else is unthinkable." Katniss Everdeen; Catching Fire

"Um, Finnick? Maybe some pants?" - Katniss Everdeen; Mockingjay

"Okay so the answer to number three is number one and number two too." - Michael; My Wife and Kids

"Hello, my name is Apl.D.Ap. I own a Very unsucessful line of resturants called "Apple De Apple Bees," - SNL; Miley Cyrus Episode

"Why do you think I will say no? I won't!" "So Can I go?" "Hell no! See, that's not no!" - Michael and the daughter (Can't. Remember. Name.)- My Wife and Kids

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

Ninety-six percent of teens in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this in your profile.

Why do we sleep through Church, But stay awake through a 3 hour movie? Why is it so hard to talk about God, but so easy to cuss?Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly bebo bulletin, Yet we repost the nasty ones? Why are churches getting smaller, But bars and clubs are expanding? Why is it so easy to purchase beer and drugs? But so hard to donate 25 cents for a Charity? Why is it so easy to worship a Celebrity? But very difficult to engage with God? Think about it, are you going to put this on your page? Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at? Put this on your channel...seriously. 80 % of you wont put this up. The Lord said: If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my father.

97% of you won't post this.
When Jesus died on the cross he was thinking of you. If you're one of 3% that cares, put this on your page.

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl:Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy:Then tell me you love me.

Girl:I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this into your profile if you would do this for someone you love.

My bucket list:

1. Graduate school

2. Travel around the world... without getting shot

3. Be on American Idol (Or the X Factor)

4. Be on TV

5. People to realize I'm more than a regular 13 year old :)

6. go to prom

7. Shoot a Zombie (JK!! Okay... maybe no JK... xD)

8. Bungee jump

9. Drive

10. Go scuba diving in the Great Barrier Reef

11. Do Something for socitity

12. Win a Nobel Prize for medical

13. Become President? lol

14. Be a world known author`

15. Reach a hundred chapters on my stories


17. Be on the Ellen show :)

18. Think of a better bucket list.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

To put it nicely, I hope you choke.

I hear voices and they dont like you.

I've stopped listening, why haven’t you stopped talking?

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

One day, I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, Then it hit me

Two men walk into a bar, The third one ducks.

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

Boys are like slinkeys. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

If life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and let the world wonder how you did it.

Kids are the future. Be afraid, Be very afraid!

Don't hit kids. Seriously, they have guns now.

If your heart was really broken, you'd be dead. So SHUT UP!

WARNING- stop throwing your cigarette butts on the carpet! Seriously, the cockroaches are getting cancer!

Warning: trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust?

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do kill me?

If two wrongs don't make a right...try three.

When life gives you lemons, squirt them in the eyes of your enemies.

Don't knock on death's door, ring the doorbell and run- he hates that!

My knight in shining turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

It's better to keep quiet and let someone think you're stupid, than to open your mouth and prove it.

It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt...then it's hilarious.

if you talk about me i got some advice. click your heels 3 times and say 'i wish i had a life'!

OMG! i think i just saw a flying bird!

let me write that down in my 'things i dont really give f about' notebook.

yea you have the right to your own opinion, but i have the right to think your stupid.

warning: im sarcastic and i hurt peoples feeling sometimes, boo hoo. get over it.!

I don't obsess, I think intensely!

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda."

I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their morals questioned.

"The greener grass on the other side is probably just artificial turf."

"Nobody move! I dropped my brain."

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"He who laughs last didn't get it."

Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

-When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

-Education is important; school however, is another matter.

I had my soul removed to make room for sarcasm and I don't regret it.

-Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder!

-Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.

-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

-The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

-I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor doesn’t exist.

-If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.

-Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?

-There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots.

-Politics is war without bloodshed. War is politics with bloodshed.

-High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw. (XDDD)

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

-People say satire is dead. It’s not dead. It’s alive and living in Texas, used to live in the White House.

-I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.

-I do not deny everything.

-Sometimes the mind, for reasons we do not necessarily understand, just decides to go into storage.

Love me or hate me. Personally I could care less

-Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us

-Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.

-Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over...

-Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

The road to success is always under construction.

Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.

Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape

Life's tough...Get a helmet

I stopped fighting my inner demons... We're on the same side now!

SHUT UP VOICES!! or I'll poke you with the Q-tip again...

If Barbie's So Popular, Why Do You Have To Buy Her Friends

Life's Greatest Pleasure Is Doing What People Tell You Not To Do

Never Go To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died

Man Invented Language To Satisfy Their Deep Need To Complain

Magic is the stuff Science hasn't made boring yet!

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?

'Hold my purse.'

"If you don't understand my silence, then you won't understand my words."

Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads :P

I wouldn't have OCD if everyone else would just do things the right way.

Alice in Wonderland Oh! Is that the story of Alice before she went into the Asylum?

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people.

An atheist is a person who believes in not believing anything.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people. (I would love to see someone do that)

Everyone has a wild side--me and my friends just prefer to make them public

Labels are for cans. And in case you haven't noticed--Im not a can.

Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

I ran with scissors, and lived!

My friend's the kind of person that breaks the silence at a funeral by screaming "KUNG POW CHICKEN"

BRB, I'm busy trying to jump off the roof with the kitchen broom.

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk

Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.

1) i need to tell you a secret. go to 5

2) the answer is... go to 11

3) dont get angry. go to 15

4) calm down don't get frustrated. go to 13

5) first go to 2

6) dont be angry just go to 12

7) i just wanted to say hi

8) what i wanted to tell you on 14

9) Be patient and go to 4

10) this is the last time im going to send u to a number. go to 7

11) i hope ur not annoyed when i say this...but go to 6

12) sorry out of order. go to 8

13) don't get mad just yet...go to 10

14) i dont know how to say this but... go to 3

15) You must be really bored so go to 9



1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,

" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,

"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,

say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..

"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

17. If you get caught, run as fast as you can, grab whatever clothes you can fit in, and put them on, run to the café and pretend to be in line/reading at the table. See if the person runs past you.

18. Bring a friend, have one of you get in a cart, have the other one push, and grab random items off shelves, putting them in your cart and then go up to the cash register and have the one pushing say “How much is this person?” See how they react.

19. Walk around the store pointing to people with your fingers forming a gun and yell “Bang!” When they turn to see you.

Repost this is you laughed... or are planning to do any of these things

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, flyaway111,MyIllicitLover, Shadowed White Rosebud, Ana3498, NightGirl25, Fragrance-Of-The-Paradox,physics chick, CrazyNerdyFangirl, Safira Rue Mellark, The Fabulous Killjoy, HungerGamesMaxRide, HungerGamesAddict,

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If you have ever yelled at and/or slapped an inanimate object from anger, paste this on your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

The basic rights of all human beings are the ability to live life and pursue happiness. Apparently, the government only thinks that this right belongs to heterosexuals . . . and rich people. All over the world, men and women are denied of their right to live, laugh, love, have children, go to church, or even have a happy home or half-way normal life style, simply because they don't conform to what society thinks is normal, simply saying that homosexuality is not natural. In truth, homosexuality occurs in animals and plants, among other things, meaning that it is in fact, natural. Homo's are people too, and people need love just like everything else! Without love, nothing is possible! - If you think that homophobia is wrong, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you think racism is wrong and dehumanizing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have gotten hit by a basketball, soccer ball, baseball, or volleyball, more than 5 times, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten hit by a car... that was parked, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever been attacked by a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Justin Bieber is a girl, copy and paste this into your profile. (Duh! He wears lip gloss, sounds like one and looks like one. But that would make 95% of teens Lesbian... O_o)

95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5 that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP".

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it!

If you don't have a problem with Homosexuality copy this into your profile.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you are writing a book, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you love horses, add this to your profile

If you can't go without crying at the end or Marley and/or The Blind Side, copy this on your profile. :'(

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm STRAIGHT, so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. (Ironic looking at the one before this one...)

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERTARIAN, so I MUST be gay.

I am a LIBERAL, so I MUST also be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm an INDIAN MALE, so I MUST have a mustache at 10.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. (I kinda have to...)

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (Sometimes. But I ALWAYS wear black skinny jeans. What? They work with bright colors!)

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. (Well, I fell in love with James from American Idol, and he's married. LOL)

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". (I’M A GIRL!!!)

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (o.O)


I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.


I'm a FRENCH GIRL, so I MUST be a dirty whore.

I'm a RUSSIAN CHICK, so I MUST be a HORNY nympho.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. (Uh, it's not prude when you're 13...)

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly. (Better than my guy friends at Mario Kart, Wii Fit Plus, Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games, and Just Dance...)

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. ( A girl in my class is a STICK and she eats lunch.)

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (wow. Self esteem boost. -_-)

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff (Well, I'm not a skater but I do ride a mean scooter ;) )

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.


I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm a HAPPY PERSON so I MUST be taking pleasure in RUINING the lives of others.

I'm a JOCK, so I MUST be muscular and have a bad attitude.

I LIKE to COOK, so I MUST be womanly. (Uh, I'm a girl so...)

I sometimes have a VIOLENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUSTbe a total asshole. (Does this mean like I crack up when watching Wipeout?)


I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. (I don't even wear those!... But I do wear Aero)

I take PLEASURE in PAIN, so I MUST be a sadistic, kinky bastard.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm in the CLOSET, so I MUST be a complete coward.

I'm NOT PERFECT, so I MUST be some kind of hideous freak.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. (Prep means Prepitory school... it prepares you for college.)

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I have DOUBTS, so I MUST be an untrusting weirdo who doesn't think God exists.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.


I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.

I'm not too BRIGHT, so I MUST be in special needs classes.

I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a nerd. (Sometimes I wear them!!)

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I don't have LONG hair, so I MUST be a boy.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I don't have a JOB, so I must be a lazy alchoholic.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.


I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cybersex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm a teenager, so I MUST be a lousy sex hound.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I dress like a BOY so I MUST want to be one.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.


I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.


I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.


I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pendantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I think I look SEXY, so I MUST think that nobody's good enough for me.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I like small boobs, so I MUST fantasize about nine-yearolds.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I have lots of PETS, so I MUST have a house that smells like animal pee.

I am FEMALE, so I MUST be afraid of SPIDERS and PUBLIC BATHROOMS. (I am afraid of some spiders, but the other one? Good god...)

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I am TALL, so I must be a MAN or a BUTCH-LESBIAN.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

I play with NEEDLES, so I MUST be addicted to HEROIN.

I like LOLI, so I MUST be a budding rapist.

I have a GIRLFRIEND, so I MUST treat her like SHIT.

I hang out with a pair of lesbian twins, so we MUST be having threesomes together.

I am respectful to my superiors, so I MUST have something wrong with me.

I have AIDS, so I must be a prostitute.

I keep a CONDOM in my back pocket, so I MUST hump every human being I come into contact with.

I think Barack Obama sucks, so I MUST be in the KKK.

I wear thick-rimmed GLASSES (Sometimes!), so I must be a nerd or an EMO.

I add things to this, so I MUST not be fed up enough with all the stereotypes out there already.

I like fried chicken, so I MUST be southern.

I MASTURBATE more than once a day, so I MUST be a sinful wretch.

I am on the COMPUTER a lot so I MUST be a dork with no life.

I KNOW lesbians so i MUST be one too.

I am close to my FAMILY so I MUST be a friendless Loser

I get BULLIED so I MUST be an easy target

I get along with the POPULARS so I MUST be a bitch

I am “POPULAR”, so I MUST be a rude stuck up brat

I'm AUTISTIC, so I MUST be mean and have no self control

I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress

I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's butt (Uhh... not always... XDD)

I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up

I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention

I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean

I haven't EVER HAD A BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be a unromantic

I'm a BRUNETTE, so I MUST be a smart alec

I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all

I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports

I'm SUSPICIOUS, so I MUST be an arrogant jerk


I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life

I'm IMPULSIVE, so I MUST be an idiot.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be prejudiced.

I WRITE, so I MUST be a loner.

I'm FORGETFUL, so I MUST be doing it on purpose.

I sometimes SAY STUPID THINGS, so I MUST be stupid.

I'm TALL, so I MUST be good at basketball and volleyball.

I'm a GYMNAST, so I MUST be a wanna-be cheerleader.

I GOT SICK so I MUST be bulimic.

I'm NOT POPULAR so I MUST have no life.

I'm POPULAR so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm FRIENDLY so I MUST be fake.

I DO SCHOOL CLUBS so I MUST be a suck up.


I HAVE NO MYSPACE so I MUST have no friends.

I LIKE A "LOSER" so I MUST be one too.

I WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST be a slut.

I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST "think i'm all that".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I LIKE TO LOOK GOOD so I MUST be insecure.

I LIKE TO SING so I MUST be some "pop star".

I DO STUDENT GOVERMENT so I MUST be a class-act suck-up.

I TRY so I MUST be an over-acheiver.

I act CRAZY so i must be craving attention.

i LAUGH ALL THE TIME so i must be a party girl.

I'm british, so I MUST be either a football (soccer) obsessed drugee/alcoholic or a rich and snobby with high society english.

I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.

I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.

I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.

I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird


You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night



You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop. (I don't shop often... but I do enjoy it.)
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink (Ehh... I wear whatever's in my closet)
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. (I have about 4 pairs. So not really.)
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can. (They are fine to wear, as long as it's not too short... or too windy.)
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total: 16

Fill in #s 1-12 with names of people from your favorite characters and answer the questions. You can mix shows or not. Your choice.

1: Caleb 2: Will 3: Tris 4: Tobias (Get it? Cause his nicknames Four?) 5: Peter 6: Eric 7: Tori 8: Al 9: Drew 10: Christina 11: Uriah 12: Edward

Ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? (Eric & Uriah)

No I don't think so...

Do you think Four is hot? How hot? (Tobias)

Well, they don't really describe much of him, but he seems really hot ;)

What would happen if Three got Four pregnant? (Tris & Tobias)

It would be baddd timing but it would be a huge plot twist!!

Do you recall any fics about Nine? (Drew

A few. I haven't read them, but I'm seen them.

Would Two and Eleven make a good couple? (Will & Uriah)

Nahh... that would be weird haha

Five/Eight or Five/Ten? (Peter & Al/ Peter & Christina)

Uh, Well Christina belongs to Will and she hates Peter, but I'd have to say that sounds like it would make more sense...

One walked in on Five and Six having sex? (Caleb/ Peter & Eric)

Oh... that would be really bizarre...

Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic (Tris & Christina)

Calling them friends till the end is an understatement. Until Christina finds out she killed Will, the one person she loved. Can their friendship survive?

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? (Caleb & Al)

They never met, so no.

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic (Tori & Edward)

Seeing isn't believing (If you read the book you would understand that with Edward)

What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? (Tobias & Caleb)

...Even I can't think of that.

What might Three scream at a moment of great passion? (Tris)

Help! (?)

If you wrote a song'fic about EIght, what song would you choose? (Al)

Bad Day by Daniel Powter or So Alone by Anna Blue... he seems depressed!

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fanfic, what would the warning be? (Caleb, Eric, & Edward)

War, death, and Violence?

What might be a good pick-up line for Three to use on Four? (Tris & Tobias)

"Hey, could you help me? I need to work on fighting." idk...

What would happen if One woke you up in the middle of the night? (Caleb)

I would scream... since he's a story book character... haha

What would happen/ what would you do if Three walked into the bathroom while you were showering? (Tris)

Again, Scream since she's a story book character...

Four announced he/she' going to marry Nine tomorrow? (Tobias & Drew)

Uh... wtf?

Five cooked you dinner? (Peter)

I would be afraid it was like poisoned or something haha

How would you react if Eight got into the hospital somehow? (Al)

I wouldn't be surprised. he's a Dauntless.

Nine made fun of your friends? (Drew)

I would use my ninja powers to knock him out ;)

Ten ignored you all the time? (Christina)

Well, she's a story book character...

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What would One do? (Caleb)

Use his intelligence to make me invisible so I can kill them ;)

You're on vacation with Two and suddenly manage to break your leg. What does Two do? (Will)

He would carry me to the hospital, and would joke at me to make me feel better :)

It's your birthday. What does Three get you? (Tris)


You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does Four do? (Tobias)

He runs into the house to find you, carries you out, and goes back to make sure nobody else needs help :)

You're about to do something that will make you extremely embarrassed. What will Five do? (Peter)

He would take pictures.

You're about to marry Ten. What's One's reaction? (Christina/Caleb)

As confused as I would be...

You got dumped. How will Seven cheer you up? (Tori)

She would take me like rock climbing, and it will be a girl's night! lol

Which number do you think is the hottest?

1, 2, 4, and 9 ;) Their characters (Or what was described) sound hot... but Tobias sounds the best :)

What's your favorite couple?

Will & Christina, and Tris & Tobias


This is the evil plot bunny. Copy and paste him onto your profile to help him achieve world domination.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will already have the shovel to bury the body of the person that made you cry.

FRIENDS: Give you their umbrellas in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and run.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Will be in the cell with you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number for them.

BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial already.

FRIENDS: Knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'M HOME."

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

- So funny

If you have ever wanted to kill someone (including a man in a purple and green dinosaur suit known as 'Barney the Dinosaur', any sound-nin from Naruto, George Bush, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, or any other fool) then realized murder is illegal then copy and paste this into your profile.


You know your in 2012 when...

1) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years. (My teacher made my classmate)

3) 95% of electronics start with "i"

4) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or myspace.

5) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

7) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. (Well, I’m a babysitter. No freaking kidding)

8) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

9) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

10) And you were too busy to notice number 6.

11) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 6.

12) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity: Copy this on your profile!

Fun Things To Do In A Lift

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,

peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly.

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on theshoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it

23) If someone is on the phone, get right up next to them and say "Tell them I say Hi."

24) When the door opens, block it an yell "No! They will test your organs and try to eat you!!" Or something like that.

25) SMACK your forehead while muttering: "Shut up, shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26) WHISTLE the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

27) OFFER name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

28) WALK on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

29) WEAR a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers 'through' it.

30) STOP at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.

Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. *

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? Blue.

3. Your first initial? R.

4. Your month of birth? November.

5. Which color do you like more, black or white? White.

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. *

7. Your favorite number? 7

8. Do you like California or Florida more? California

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? Ocean

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). *

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)


1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you


Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are


3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to


S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your


5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

List your twelve favorite Hunger Games characters in no particular order:

1) Katniss

2) Clove

3) Cato

4) Peeta

5) Marvel

6) Rue

7) Rory

8) Prim

9) Glimmer

10) Effie

11) President Snow

12) Gale (He's one of my faves)

1.Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Rue and President Snow? Uh, No, and hell no!

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Well, I'm more Team Gale, but Josh Hutcherson is a babe...

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Gale got Prim pregnant? Ohhh, Katniss would not be happy girl!

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Glimmer? Sure, why not?

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Clove and Rue? Yeah... no.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Marvel/Glimmer or Marvel/Effie? That's easy. Marvel and Glimmer because they are District Partners... :)

7.What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?

If Rory walked in on Clove and Gale making out? Uh... I don't even know...

8. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Katniss/Prim fluff? Uh, maybe, but they are sisters...?

9. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Uh... "Until the War is Over"? They're brothers, so...

10. Does anyone on your friends’ list read Three hot?

Cato? Yeah I guess so. I think Alexander Ludwig is SMOKING... so...

11. Does anyone on your friends’ list write or draw eleven?

God I hope not.

12. Would anyone on your friends’ write Two/Four/Five?


13. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

In The Arms of The Angel

14. If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Katniss/Rue/Gale ? Um, a love story, Lime (You all know what that is) and character death? (It would probably be Gale and Katniss in the Hunger Games)

15. When was the last time you read a fic about 5?

Well, Marvel just became a character... so never.

16. Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.

Cato/Effie? A parody of Cato being chosen as a District 12 tribute instead of Peeta, and Cato becomes obsessed with Effie's wig?! I really don't know...

17. What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Oh this is so exciting!!!

18. What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?

Effie to use on Clove? I don't even know...

22. The end! By the way, I set you up on a date with two.

You set me up on a date with... Clove? Why?

Actual things on products:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (that's the only time I have to work on my hair)

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On just about all Ads: "And you could get double the product free! Just pay Separate Processing and Handling" (That's not free though...)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On Puffs Plus Lotion: "Contains Lotion" (...Isn't that why I bought it?)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a carton of milk: "Warning: This product contains milk." (OMG REALLY?)

On a cup of Dunkin Donuts Hot Chocolate: "Caution: This Beverage is Extremely Hot" (Well, that's why it's called HOT chocolate...)

Random Convos:

At lunch:

Me: *Holding up a hershey Kiss* Who wants it?

Cooper T: *Sitting next to me, grabs it out of my hand* Me!

Sarah: Aww! Rachel gave Cooper a kiss!

Claire K: Her first one!

Me: Says who?

In Math:

Teacher: Ok, did anyone have any questions about the homework?

Mike: Yeah, what's my name?

Teacher: Excuse me?

Mike: Nothing.

Rest of the Class: *Cracking Up*

In Science:

Teacher: Ok, if you had to chose between having your foot be cut- no, having Carpenter ants chew your foot off, and being clocked in a small room with Danny for an hour, which would you chose?

Entire Class (Including Danny): Ants.


They claim they hate each other.

They bet each other.

They bug the heck out of one another.

One hurts the other physically and verbally.

The other takes the punches or tries to come up with a good come back.

One pranks the other.

The other has surprisingly succeeded in pranking the one back.

One loves food.

The other is disgusted by the one's eating habits.

One loves techy stuff.

The other messes with it to bug the one or hurts the one with it.

One's a straight A student,

The other's a straight D student.

One's a bully.

The other's a dork.


One gave up a cruise for the other so they wouldn't be upset anymore.

The other defended the one when being made fun of for not having their first kiss.

Sometimes they get along.

Sometimes they share looks and smiles.

Once they shared their first kiss.

They've dated and pined after so many other people, yet are still left single.

Each want a companion.

Sometimes they do admit they care for the other.

They love one another.

Not one of them will admit, though,

But deep down they know.

I mean, how else can you say, "I hate you" with a grin plastered on your face?

List of my Favorite Characters in The Hunger Games; and why:

Katniss: Well, obviously. She's confident, independent, and is a good hunter, and strong no matter what. She's what I wish to be, and... yeah :)

Gale: He's Katniss's best friend, and he is devoted to her. He has his own family to help care for, but he still makes sure to take care of Katniss's family. And he still loves Katniss even after the thing with Peeta. I personally wish Katniss chose him, but you know. :)

Clove: I personally love her ruthless killing machine attitude. She is awesome, and I think if I could be cast in one part, I would want Clove :D

Prim: I think even being only 12, she is amazingly confident. She is so cute, and I was so sad when she died!!

Well, those are my top 4, and these are the others, without describing why.

1: Katniss

2: Gale

3: Clove

4: Prim

5: Rue

6: Foxface

7: Cato

8: Glimmer

9: Thresh

10: Haymitch

11: Effie

12: Cinna

13: Peeta


I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message to show the warnings of Drunk Driving.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

Sadest Poem Ever: I cried, can you not cry to this?

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mommy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mommy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mommy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mommy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mommy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mommy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mommy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mommy warn the others, mommy I left without a kiss
And mommy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mommy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mommy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mommy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mommy I wanted to live
But mommy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mommy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mommy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mommy all I wanted to say is "mommy I love you"

Her name was Auroura

She was only five

This is what happened

When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk

Her mom was an addict

Her parents kept her

Locked in an attic

Her only friend was a little toy bear

It was old and worn out

And had patches of hair

She always talked to it

When no one's around

She lays there and hugs it

Not a peep of sound

Until her parents

unlock the door

Some more and more pain

She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg

A scar on her face

Why would she be

In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear

And softly cry's

She loves her parents

But they want her to die

She sits in the corner

Quiet but thinking," God, why? Why is

My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life

For a sad little kid

She'd get beaten and beaten

For anything she did

Then one night

Her mom came home high

The poor child was hit and slapped

As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly

Grabbed for a blade

It was sharp and pointy

One that she made

She thrust the blade

Right in her chest,

" You deserve to die

You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out

Leaving the girl slowly dying

She grabbed her bear

And again started crying

Police showed up

At the small little house

They quickly barged in

Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly

Opened a door

To find the sad little girl

Lying on the floor

It must have been bad

To go through so much harm

But at least she died

With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile.


who would move the hair away from my eyes and then kiss me,

hold my hand in line at the mall and make all the girls jealous.

Someone who would sing to me at random moments.

Who would let me sleep on his chest.

A BOY who would get mad at someone if they called me UGLY or were mean to me.

I want someone who would call me 3 times a day if he went away.

Someone who would let me gossip to him

and just smile and agree with everything I said.

He would throw stuffed animals at me when I acted dumb and then


Someone who would make fun of me just to make me laugh.

He would take me to the park and

put his hands around my waist and

give me big bearhugs all the time.

He would tell all his friends about me and SMILE when he did.

And we'd make out in the pouring rain.

He would never be afraid to say "I love you" in front of his friends,

and we'd argue about silly things and then make up.

I want a boy who would kiss me at midnight on New Years

and COUNT STARS with me.

Who would stay home with me on a Friday night

just to help me make dinner and watch movies together under the same blanket.

Someone who would tell me I'm beauiful but not too often,

who would make me laugh like NO ONE else could.

But mostly, I want someone who would be my best friend and would never BREAK MY HEART

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you start dancing in Wal-Mart to it's cheesy music. Crazy is when you laugh uncontrollably at your own jokes. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" Crazy is when you have a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!” Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you memorized every single line of the Harry Potter series. Crazy is when your so obsessed with CSI that you bang on the T.V. every now and then to see if Grissom will come out . Crazy is when you’re going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random moments. Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day. Crazy is when your crazy. Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym. Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown. Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them. When you go to look at cats and can't stop. Crazy is when your binder of Spanish vocabulary words gets so big and thick that you title it Harry Potter and the Spanish Vocabulary. Crazy is when you doze off playing your virtual iPod in your head and are snapped out of it when I friend asks you why your wiggling to what seems like a beat. Crazy is when you stand on the street corner dressed in snazzy costumes and sing the Lollipop song at the top of your lungs while waving at random cars as they drive by. Crazy is when you fall out of bed and then ask the floor if it's OK. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Jasper Hale is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you try to make up the twilight characters signatures. Crazy is when you go on a sugar high when you haven't eaten anything sugary all day. Crazy is when someone knocks you flat on your back and your the one who gets up laughing. Crazy is when you draw shoes on your revision paper when you're supposed to be revising. Crazy is when you scream when the toaster pops after watching something kind of scary. Crazy is when you start having illusions after playing Guitar Hero for hours with your cousin. Crazy is when you get drunk with soda. Crazy is when you count the number of steps you take while walking. Crazy is when you've done all of these things. Crazy is when you suddenly forget what you were going to do. Crazy is when you don't noticed something that is right in front of your eyes. Crazy is when you suddenly decide to hit someone and laugh when he/she yells. Crazy is when you become obsessed with every single book you read. Crazy is when you stay up until 3:00 in the morning reading. Crazy is when you talk to someone, start doing something, then when they talk, you scream like they snuck up on you. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you should be doing homework right now, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your friends give you odd looks for being yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't and never will smoke, drink, (Like get drunk and do something stupid. Occasional wine and church wine is fine) and do drugs and are proud of it, (Which you are!) copy this into your profile.

92% of the teenage population would die if Abercombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8% that would be laughing your butt off.

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Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

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If you are against animal cruelty, copy and paste this into your profile.

~If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories, copy and paste this into your profile.

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~I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetballs? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy (which I am) but I'm just random! If you're random (Or can be at times) and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

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It looked fun to try! Thank you UnofficallyClove for having it on your profile!


Rachel :)

YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 4 letters of real name plus izzle.)

Rachizzle (That's kinda cool!)

YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)

Purple Horse (That's not weird... lmaoo)

YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and street you live on)

Marie Ridgewood (That's not crazy...)

YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters Of your first name)

Nisra (Ummm)

YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink)

Pink Lemonade (Oh haha... Really??)

YOUR ARABIC NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, 1st letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and last letter of your moms middle name)

Asmvcra (Wait... what?)

YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets)

Black Starlight (That's kinda cool!)

The Time of Our Lives

1.Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle

2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer



Speak Now (If you think, that's pretty good :D)


Last Kiss (WTF?!?!)


Dancing Crazy

4.WHAT IS 2+2?

Back to Tennessee (Alright?)


5 Minutes of Gulf Coast Ocean Sounds (What? I need something that helps me sleep!)


I'd Lie


This is Me (Awesomeness!!)


Never Grow Up (lmaooo)


Born This Way (lmaoooooooo)


City is Ours (That would be weird)


Forever & Always (I hope not!)


Mean (They better not!!!!!)


Wake me up When September Ends


Dear John


I Wanna Know You


District 12 (I have the unofficial Score)


Mixed Up (I will die confused?)


Never Had a Dream Come True (That actually works!!)


Hoedown Throwdown


The Hunger Games




Fireflies (Figures...)


Shakespeare (So Shakespeare's a pedophile?)


Prim's Name is Drawn (If it wasn't, Katniss would have married Gale.)


What Hurts the Most (Lmao Ironic...)


The Time of Our Lives

A Hunger Games Addict’s Prayer

I promise to remember Rue

When mockingbirds’ songs wake me

I’ll think of Foxface every time

I eat a strange new berry

If my little sister pets a goat

I promise to think of Prim

And if my best friend acts depressed

Then Gale; I’ll think of him

When I toss some wood in the fire

I’ll think of Katniss every time

And I’ll always think of Peeta

When my birthday cake’s sublime

The Capitol will cross my mind

When someone is unfair

I’ll be sure to think of Clove

Each time I pretend to care

I’ll always think of Glimmer

If someone’s pretty, but a dunce

And Thresh will occupy my mind

If I spare someone, something... Once

Whenever I watch a reality show

I will think of the Hunger Games

I’ll sure imagine Haymitch

If someone calls me names

I swear to think of Cato

When I’m homicidally inclined

I’ll make sure I think of Effie

When there’s nothing on my mind

I know I'll remember Finnick

When I walk next to the ocean

I'll also think of Coin

When someone causes commotion

I swear to remember the Hunger Games

Catching Fire and Mockingjay too

It’s important to think of the characters

But they’re NOT mine (So, Collins, don’t sue!)

Copy above on your profile!

1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

It's Mocking Jay... "'So you had all this,and you left the rest of the districts defenseless against the Capitol.'"

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

My laptop screen.

3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?

American Idol :)

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

Almost 11?

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

10:47... I was close!!

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

My dad's country movie, annoying...

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

When I came home from guitar lessons :)

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?


9. What are you wearing?

Sweatpants and a baggy Patriots Tee :)

10. Did you dream last night?


11. If the answer to 10 was yes, tell us about that dream.

Well, I was walking into a room, following a panicing Emily Osment (idk...) And then I see a hole in a giant mountain in the room, and a man comes out, and he's on the ground breathing heavy, then a giant red creepy monster comes out and tries to eat me, so I distract him by throwing him my shoes, a book I hate, and... a random dude, then I run away, and he chases me until I wake up screaming and sweating... that's the last time I read a horror novel before bed.

12. When did you last laugh?

When my dad played baseball with my broom and my laundry bag, and hit the railing in front of me,

13.What is on the walls of the room you are in?

My wall of awesomeness (Lots of posters) Pictures, A horseshoe above my door, and lots of other shtuff.

14. Seen anything weird lately?

Um, A kid in my class dancing like a moron, and a kid in my advisory calling our class "The Brady Bunch" (If you knew, you would get it. XD)

15. What do you think of this quiz?


16. What is the last film you saw?

Percy Jackson and The Olympians; The Lighting Thief (I loved the movie!!! It was the 10th time I've seen it!!)

17. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Big Time Rush Tickets! The rights to The Hunger Games I guess... and maybe a huge house for my family?

18. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I have a fake front tooth from when I fell on my face in gym in 3rd grade?

19. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Change things I've said.

20. Do you like to dance?

YES! But I suck horribly.

21. George Bush:

Ummm...a president who everyone hated?... Seriously...

22. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Hmm... Tori, Annabeth, or Clove :)

23. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Tobias, Carter, or Andrew (Characters in my stories/books I've read)

Put your ipod/mp3 player/ect. on shuffle and answer each question with the song that comes up.

My Life Movie:

Opening: Rock God - Selena Gomez

Birth: Let's Make This Last 4Ever - Mitchel Musso (Does that mean I will live long, or what?)

First Day of School: Can't Be Tamed - Miley Cyrus (WTF? Or as Steven Tyler says... Wednesday, Thursday, Friday?? lmao)

First Best Friend: Supergirl - Hannah Montana (Sick.)

First Boyfriend: Let's Do This - Hannah Montana (Okay?)

First Date: Freak the Freak Out - Victoria Justice (Wait, What?)

First Breakup: Teardrops on my Guitar - Taylor Swift (Wow... I'm serious that's what came on. It's so true!)

Sweet 16: Game Over - Steve Rushton (Huh?!?!)

College Years: Intuition - Selena Gomez

Wedding: Speak Now - Taylor Swift (Better not!!!!!!!!)

First Child: Summer's Not Hot -Selena Gomez (WTF????)

First Day at Work: Off the Chain - Selena Gomez

First Grandkid: Ghost of You - Selena Gomez (Does that mean she'll look like me? And what's with all the Selena?)

Death: Mixed Up - Hannah Montana (Why is it my death is always this song??)

Funeral: Halfway There - Big Time Rush (They better not! I'll be fine with a slow song like WorldWide by BTR but not this!!)

Credits: Alyssa Lies - Jason Michael Carroll (My name's not Alyssa though, and I'm not abused...)

Copy and Paste if you think that Katniss should have ended up with Gale, not Peeta, and that Clove and Cato should have lived!!!

Copy and Paste if you wish you could be a Career Tribute in the Movie!!

Copy and Paste if you wish that Mocking jays existed!

What I love about my school:

We all are freaks and weirdos ;)

There's only 33 kids in my grade

We don't have a cafeteria and can leave lunch whenever we want, if we even go (Some of us just eat outside)

There's a ton of clubs & Sports

The teachers are funny

The classes are small

The dances are small and super fun

...Other stuff... hehe

Yeah that's about it... XD

Read this if your looking for a scare...

Bloody Mary

Bloody Mary was a witch who lived in a little cottage deep in the woods and practiced dark magic for a living. She was known to cause grief for her neighbors, making their children sick, causing livestock to die and crops to dry up amongst other events. The witch did a lot of horrible things but mostly she was ignored until little girls started disappearing from the town. Of course, everyone's suspicions turned to the witch but she denied everything. The families were so desperate to find their children that some went to her creepy house to search for them. Of course there was no proof that she took the girls but things started to get more suspicious when all the villagers noticed she was getting younger and more attractive.

Then one night, the miller's daughter woke up out of her sleep and was walked outside following a humming sound. The miller's wife was downstairs in the kitchen when she saw her daughter in a trance walking towards outside. She screamed and woke up her husband and together they tried to restrain their daughter but couldn't hold her back. The daughter walked to the edge of the town and by now all the neighbors heard the screams and followed to help the parents rescue their daughter. One of the farmers pointed towards a light in the edge of the woods. They realized it was Bloody Mary glowing while she pointed a magic wand and put an evil curse on the miller's house.

The townsmen all saw her and grabbed their weapons to put an end to her evil. When she saw the people running towards her, her concentration on the spell was broken and she tried to run back into the woods. One of the farmers loaded his gun with a silver bullet and shot Bloody Mary in the hip where she fell to the ground. All the angry villagers carried her limp body back to the field and burned her at the stake. As she was burning, she muttered an evil spell to all the townspeople. If anyone said her name out loud in front of a mirror, her evil spirit would come back and get revenge by causing the one who spoke her name to die horribly.. After she was dead, the villagers went to her cottage in the woods and found the graves of the missing little girls and discovered she was using their blood to make her younger.

From that day on, anyone who chants Bloody Mary three times infront of a darkended mirror will call the spirit of the witch. She will then tear the bodies of her victims to shreds and rip their souls from their mutilated bodies. They will be trapped forever in the mirror and their souls will burn in agony like she once did.

List 10 of your friends in no particular order:

1. Sadie

2. Me haha

3. Amanda

4. Sarah

5. Ben

6. Aida

7. Cooper T.

8. Annalisa

9. Justin

10. Miranda

1) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?

Sarah invites Amanda and Annalisa to dinner... They start playing Soccer? idk haha

2) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a yoga class. What happens?

Justin tries to get Ben to go to Yoga class? Well, for starters, why would Justin be doing Yoga class? haha

3) You need to stay at a friend's house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?

Do I choose Sadie or Aida... tough choice. haha

4) 4 mugs you in an alleyway. Who comes to your rescue 10, 2, or 7?

Sarah mugs me in an alleyway... sounds like something she would do. hahaha jk... Miranda, Me, or Cooper saves me... uh, I save myself? that would be cool haha

5) 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later, what is happening?

Sadie's house is burning down hahaha

6) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?

Cooper T kidnaps me and demands something from Ben... idk, his GoPro back? haha

7) You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you choose?

Sadie or Aida... idk haha ik them well already.

8) 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why?


9) 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in...their reaction?

Okay... Me and Cooper are... wow... freaking hysterical. Anyways, Miranda would take a photo and txt everyone... but that would never happen. So...

10) Everyone gangs up on 3. What happens?

She stays quiet haha.

11)Why is 7 afraid of 6?

... Cooper isn't afraid of Aida... idt at least...

12) 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?

Miranda isn't the fairytale kind of person haha

13) 3,4,6 all go to the zoo for 8's birthday. How does it go? What presents do they get 8?

Amanda, Sarah, and Aida go to the zoo for Annalisa... i guess it goes great and she gets sports stuff? haha

14) Everyone gets together and start protesting something outside your house. Why are they protesting? What do you do?

Because I'm sick of my nicknames haha

15) 9 murders 2's best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them?


16) 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save 1 or themselves?

Aida saves... idk haha

17) 5 is trapped in a cave and 10 comes to rescue them. What happens?

Ben's trapped in a cave... Miranda probably would get trapped too...

18) 3 starts a day camp. What happens?

Amanda starts a day camp? Oh no...

19) 4, 6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 2 walks in. What happens?

I would look at Sarah, Aida, and Cooper, and shake my head before joining haha

20) 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good?

Cooper's probably a horrible cook. haha

21) 8 and 5 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring food. What do they do?

Annalisa would leave Ben to die! no jk. But she would blame him.

22) While they're camping they run into Barney. What happens?

Ben shoots Barney with a crossbow.

Calve for life!! (Ca-to + C-l-o-ve)

Kale for life!! (G-ale + K-atniss)

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My Favorites:

Movies: Diary of a Wimpy Kid, The Lightning Thief, Kick-Ass, Let Me In, Yogi Bear, Easy A, Tooth Fairy, NOT TWILIGHT, Vampires Suck, and shtuff like that :)

Music: Anything but Metal. I can't STAND Metal.

Singers: Taylor Swift, Dr. Dre, Eminem, Bruno Mars, Selena Gomez, Miley Cyrus, Bridgit Mendler, Big Time Rush, Jennette McCurdy, Scotty McCreery (American Idol Season 10) etc :)

TV: Big Time Rush, Victorious, House of Anubis, Good Luck Charlie, Wizards of Waverly Place, Pretty Little Liars, Wipeout (Who doesn't love that show?) American Idol, Everybody Hates Chris, George Lopez, My Wife and Kids, Secret Millionaire, iCarly, True Jackson VP, Spongebob Squarepants, Phineas and Ferb, Hannah Montana Forever, Shake it Up, Suite Life on Deck, SNL, and a lot more :)

Books: DIVERGENT TRILOGY!! The Last Survivor Trilogy, The Hunger Games Trilogy, Maximum Ride, The Bar Code Tattoo, Soul Surfer, Goosebumps, The Clique, Pretty Little Liars, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and anything I can get my hands on :) But not Twilight or Harry Potter. Just no. lmao


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The Past Comes to Present by PiscesWriter8 reviews
Katniss and Peeta have a daughter. She grows up and falls in love with someone that brings horrible memories from the past back to Katniss that haunt her and soon she is faced with a person she thought she'd never see.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,987 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 5/11/2011
The Hunger Games: The Careers' Revenge by UnofficiallyClove reviews
Obviously, none of the careers won the 74th Hunger Games. But it seems as though the career tributes are not gone for good, and they are brought back together to avenge their deaths and save the capitol's reputation. Clove's POV.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 73,373 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Clove
The Ballad of a Dove by UnofficiallyGlimmer reviews
Glimmer's sister reminiscing during Glimmer's funeral. If I die young by The Band Perry.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Glimmer - Complete
Life in the Loft: A Hunger Games Parody by UnofficiallyGlimmer reviews
Here's a wittle belittle parody about the HG, BABY, WOOO! tributes! ENNNNJOOOY, KIDDDLINGS!
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/16/2011
The Mockingjay's Final Song by DaDancer09 reviews
AU. If Katniss had died during 'Mockingjay' when they invaded the Capitol. WARNING: CHARACTER DEATH!
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Katniss E. - Complete
Mine by stydias reviews
"You made a rebel of a careless mans careful daughter, you are the best thing that has ever been mine." Song-fic to Mine by Taylor Swift. Nina/Fabian, Fabina. AU.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,009 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Nina M., Fabian R. - Complete
Before They Fall by akatrixie reviews
A chapter on everyone's death from the 74th Hunger Games, in their POV. To be a bunch of chapters. Well, not chapters, actually. Tiny scenes. But I digress. Please review!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 8,769 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Other tributes - Complete
I can't take it, I love you by ForeverUndyingFlame reviews
What if,Clove loved Cato?At the feast that changes her emotions and feelings,which alternates the scnenes.She awaits the moment when she can finally confess her love to him. But will she do it in time? Will they die, live, will Cato love her too?One-shot.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,456 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Cato, Clove - Complete
How Not to Make a Tribute by dimitrisgirl18 reviews
How to not make your tribute suck, learned by reading about "Personality Traits...Not Just Sentences Anymore", "Grammar Nazis", "Is Every Tribute a Freaking Orphan?" and "Is It Just Me, or does Every Single Person in Panem Look Weird?"*credit to Foaly* :D
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Complete
12 days of Sam by Pinklady5751 reviews
A parody to the tune of the 12 days of Christmas.
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Speak Now by Haine-chan reviews
A songfic. This takes place at Peeta and Katniss' wedding. Gale's starting to feel like the whole 'marriage' thing isn't what Katniss really wants. So he decides to intervene, Taylor Swift style. KatnissxGale!
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Katniss E., Gale H. - Complete
Hide And Seek by UnofficiallyClove reviews
We had to write a horror story for Literature, and my friend told me it was really good and that i should post it. So here is my own story, not from any book, called Hide and Seek. :
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Complete
Obsessed with The Hunger Games? by junbug24 reviews
How to know if you have an obsession to Hunger Games.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Complete
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Battlefield reviews
"Why does love always feel like a Battlefield?" What if, The Hunger Games followed Clove and Cato? And what if they won? Would two District Two winners, always babied by the Capitol, be able to rebel and save Panem? Or would they watch it crash and burn?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,023 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Clove, Cato
Orphan 2: Like Mother, Like Daughter reviews
It's the year 2011. Esther is dead. The Coleman's are at peace. So now, the story follows a family, who lost a father in a car wreck, as they adopt sweet 14 year old Abigail. But is Abigail hiding a deadly secret? And can they get out in time?
Orphan - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Leena K./Esther
Close Your Eyes reviews
24 tributes in the First Games. 2 lived. We saw what they thought after surviving, but what about the others, who had the brutal fate of the Hunger Games. A story of the death of every tribute in the First Annual Hunger Games. READ If I Die Young FIRST!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Other tributes
If I Die Young reviews
"Who ever though forever could be severed by, The Sharp Knife of A Short Life" Sound familiar? It isn't just familiar to the 24 children in the First Games. Nobody knows what to expect, but they all know one thing. 23 of them will die young.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 47,792 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Other tributes - Complete
When Family Steps In reviews
When 14 yr old Abbi comes to live at Anubis house, she discovers Fabian is her long lost brother. But what happens when Romance begins to fly between Jerome and Abbi? And what happens when someone causes Abbi to change? I stink at summarizes. but read
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,923 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Fabian R., Nina M.
Love at Last reviews
When Fabian saves Nina from getting caught by Victor, how does she react? Series of One-Shots, Follows the Episode that aired on January 25,2011, and has minor Fabina Spoilers towards end Enjoy :D
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Nina M., Fabian R. - Complete