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Joined 07-06-10, id: 2435744, Profile Updated: 08-09-12
Author has written 38 stories for Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series, Doonesbury, Beka Cooper series, Miles Vorkosigan, Chalion series, Doctor Who, Discworld, Diana Wynne Jones, Trickster series, Torchwood, Good Omens, Queen's Thief series, Supernatural, Harry Potter, Firefly, West Wing, Sarah Jane Adventures, and Dollhouse.

I can't actually believe somebody would enjoy my work enough to look at this, so thank you very much for appreciating me. Here goes...

Name: Why should I tell you? You could be a creepy Internet stalker.

Age: teenager

Location: I will give you clues. I live... a.) In the land of the summer fog, and b.) near a fairly well-known college, but c.) not in the capital city of any country, province, state, or district, including New York

Me: To give you some insight into my personality that might be understood by visitors to this site especially, I am what you get if you mix together

-a quart each of Miles Vorkosigan (Lois McMaster Bujold) and Piggy (Lord of the Flies)

-a generous helping of Hermione Granger (Harry Potter)

-a pinch of Tiffany Aching (Discworld, Terry Pratchett)

My List of Super-Amazing Under-Appreciated People, who I Doubt Exist in Reality because They're Simply Too AWESOME :(

1. Samwise Gamgee (Lord of the Rings)

2. Neville Longbottom (Harry Potter)

3. Castiel (Supernatural)

4. Captain Simon Illyan (Vorkosigan Saga)

5. Rory Williams (Doctor Who)

6. Eugenides "Gen", Queen's Thief and King of Attolia (Queen's Thief series)

My List of Authors who can Do No Wrong

(Which means, nothing I have read that they have written has every made me feel more than slightly annoyed at the writing. And I've read a lot of their writing. Each name is followed by series for which they are most-known.)

Orson Scott Card (Ender's Game)

J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter)

Terry Pratchett (Discworld)

J.R.R. Tolkien (Lord of the Rings)

Lois McMaster Bujold (Vorkosigan Saga)

Tamora Pierce (Tortall books)

Jane Austen (Pride and Prejudice)

Douglas Adams (Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy)

Jim Butcher (Dresden Files)

I really love the comic strips Calvin&Hobbes and Doonesbury, and I watch Castle, Supernatural, Doctor Who, and How I Met Your Mother. I freely admit that I watch Castle almost exclusively for Nathan Fillion, in hopes that some episode he will spontaneously transform into Captain Malcolm Reynolds.

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If you have ever pushed on a door that said 'pull', copy this into your profile.

Random Definition: The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.

I like you. When I rule the world your death will be quick and painless.

I belong to the dwindling minority who still buy, read, and love daily newspapers. If you think it's incredibly ironic that this is a Web-based copy&paste statement, copy and paste this onto your profile.

It's you and me against the world... WE ATTACK AT DAWN!!

If you think that Mary Wollstonecraft and Stephanie Meyer should have a debate about the quality of Twilight, copy this to your profile.

If you would be laughing your head off when Mary Wollstonecraft won the debate before Stephanie could say a word, copy this to your profile.

If you know who Mary Wollstonecraft even is, copy this

*end of copy/paste stuff*

BTW: I am really, truly awful at updating. The annoyance of plot bunnies running around my head will fuel my initial drive, then once I've started, it will just fade away... I'm working on it. Please be patient. If you review, I'm more likely to update. Also, I write much more in the summer.

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Orders by CodexKiller reviews
After being recalled for the final battle, Crowley and Aziraphale are sent back to earth with very specific orders. Can they follow them?
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,148 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2011 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
As Events Dictate by Ololon reviews
In the aftermath of a fire at the Patrician's Palace, Vetinari is feared dead, and Drumknott gets a most unusual job offer...but all is not quite as it seems.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,429 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Drumknott, Death - Complete
100 Things Crowley Would Do Before the World Ended by shewhoguards reviews
Other people plan 100 things to do before they die. Crowley planned 100 things before EVERYBODY died.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,286 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
End Of the Line by shewhoguards reviews
Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 1,550 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
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Prologue to a New Story reviews
The Apocalypse began without a hitch. Lilith was killed, Lucifer rose, the Winchester brothers accepted their fates and Castiel and Ruby were lauded and rewarded for their successful roles in bringing it all about. Yet neither one can shake the feeling that they don't deserve this, that something is wrong, that someone is horribly missing from what should be victory.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,165 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Ruby, Castiel, Bobby S. - Complete
Well THAT was Surreal reviews
Dean Winchester was in a bar. He started flirting with a hot chick. She flirted back. Her name was Amy Pond.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
A Long Time Ago reviews
A couple decades from now, Alex Braeden is stuck at home with Dean, his aging, slightly demented adopted grandfather. It's boring as hell...until the Definitely Not Human in a trench coat shows up, and Dean recognizes him, and he has very little idea who Dean is. (Based on the Doctor's first meeting with River Song, and I apologize for my ability to summarize.)
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,170 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Charlie's Angel reviews
It wasn't that it was competitive, that Dean was so happy with Cas that Charlie, having moved into the Bunker, wanted an angel of her own. It was completely unintentional. And, like everything important in Charlie's life, it happened because of her fandoms.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Charlie B. - Complete
The Operating Room reviews
Dollhouse!AU of SPN. Sam's a doll and Dean made a deal to get him a shorter sentence. But it's not with "Lucifer" that ex-FBI agent and new handler Dean Winchester is paired. [Might be a one-shot; might be TBC. Feel free to offer advice.]
Crossover - Supernatural & Dollhouse - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Dean W.
Carrying Out Orders
When Dean considers the possibility of the existence of an Angel Tablet, Castiel is forced into an impossible position. (A.k.a. My Worst-Case Scenario for the Future of S8.) Warning: character death, for REAL this time.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,893 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Castiel - Complete
Lullaby reviews
Castiel, being an angel of the Lord, can of course do the whole "sweetly singing o'er the plains" thing. Dean discovers this when he has the flu. Destiel as fluffy as it's possible to be without breaking character.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Domestic Destiel - The Dangers of Apple Juice reviews
Set in the domestic!destiel 'verse found at Cas gets home one days to find the house completely a mess because, well, Dean wasn't paying as much attention as he could have been to what Zeppelin was drinking.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Gabe reviews
After "Hammer of the Gods", because Gabriel is quite simply too awesome and clever to be killed. It was not, however, a simple process. Fluff warning.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,151 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Gabriel
In the Library reviews
Early on in her new life as a computer, Cal meets a most interesting man.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/12/2012 - 11th Doctor, CAL/Charlotte L. - Complete
Sorting Ivan reviews
Ivan's experience with the Hogwarts Sorting Hat. AU in which they all attend the school. Lame title; sorry about that.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Miles Vorkosigan - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Sorting Hat - Complete
Sorting reviews
One-shot, A/C if you squint. Aziraphale has acquired a certain battered old wizard's hat, and suggests that Crowley try it on. Results may surprise.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Sorting Hat, A. Crowley
Sleeping Beauty reviews
Destiel fluff. A crazy old witch gets Dean with a sleeping curse, and, well, you know where this is going.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Message from Beyond reviews
"I'm sorry I don't normally do this during business hours, but do you know an Eleanor or an Ellen? She seems quite concerned about you." -Museum Curator of Lily Dale, most psychic town in the country. How he got the message in the first place, from the perspective of those in Heaven.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Ellen H., Dean W. - Complete
In The Way reviews
It's the first time Gabriel's seen his big brother in centuries, but it's just the same as last time.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Gabriel, Lucifer - Complete
The Messenger reviews
SPN scene with AU Queen's Thief characters. Gen wants to know why he isn't dead, so he and the magus do a summoning spell. The nature of the answer is...unexpected.
Crossover - Supernatural & Queen's Thief series - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Complete
Queen Thief reviews
Eugenides's mother, just before she fell.
Queen's Thief series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Complete
King's Thief reviews
"'Will you serve me and my god' 'I will, Your Majesty.'" Late at night, Costis has reason to regret that oath. Repeatedly. A.k.a. What I Think/Hope Happened After KoA.
Queen's Thief series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Complete
Bring It reviews
Crowley is walking into a trap, eyes wide and duffel bag filled with weapons. Aziraphale doesn't want him to go. Post-GO. Inspired by the music video at the end of the movie Snakes on a Plane.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2012 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Security Rating reviews
UNIT intern Luke Smith is trying to look at a certain file, but can't get in. And he's not sure why. Pure crack, and Jack does not technically show up; he's just very involved.
Crossover - Torchwood & Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Jack H., Luke S. - Complete
Jealous Partners reviews
A drabble inspired by The Doctor's Wife. What would realistically happen if Jack ever tried anything with Sexy.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Jack H., 11th Doctor - Complete
Williams' Family Reunion reviews
I'm honestly surprised nobody's written this yet. For Rory, it's the latter half of Series 6. For Rhys, it's after Season 4. Enjoy!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Rory W., Rhys W.
Tricksters' Game reviews
"You have until the end of the month to get all your people out of the Isles," Aly told George at the end of Trickster's Queen, "or I'll ship them home." She wasn't kidding.
Trickster series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Complete
Every Time A Bell Rings reviews
The third-to-last scene of "Big Bang 2", Supernatural-style. You don't need to have watched Doctor Who to get it, but it's much better if you have.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Dean W. - Complete
An Administrative Meeting reviews
The new Administrative Warden of Stormcage Prison stops by his office after hours, only to find an unexpected visitor waiting to discuss arrangements for the prison's newest inmate.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/16/2012 - 11th Doctor
Old Friends, New Companions reviews
When most people die, the go on to...somewhere. But Kathleen was special. For Dogsbody, my favorite DWJ book of all.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Complete
Vale reviews
When Dolores Landingham visited Jed at the LSE once, she met a most mysterious man with a fantastic blue box. They had some adventures together. Then she went home, and left it all behind. Until one day, he came to visit. She had just gotten a new car.
Crossover - Doctor Who & West Wing - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Published: 1/16/2012 - 10th Doctor - Complete
An Occurrence at Merliot Falls reviews
Simon is missing from his hotel, and so is the Doctor. River Tam and River Song have to team up to find them. Jack shows up too, eventually. Totally for fun, slight OOCness.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,217 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, River
Death and the Clever One reviews
There is an old Earth legend about Death being trapped inn a tree by the personification of poverty. I read it, and thought, "What if this had happened on Discworld?" I wrote a story. Here it is.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Death, Susan Sto Helit - Complete
If Sexy Had Stayed reviews
Nine conversations that might have happened if Sexy had been able to stay in Idris's body. Dialogue only. Despite what the characters say, not just Sexy/Idris and 11. Ch. 3 is formatted like a script.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - TARDIS, 11th Doctor - Complete
Vorkosiverse Blurbs reviews
Random spewings of my brain, ranging from Ivan to Elena, Alys, and Simon post-CyroBurn to Helen Natalia, all grown up. SPOILERS! There's a character limit here, so the 'X to Y to Z' is the last three chapters published. Please read, enjoy, and review!
Miles Vorkosigan - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,891 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 8/17/2010
Love Story reviews
Song fic, from the TARDIS's POV. Sheer fluff, but kind of awesome fluff. How could it not be epic, with these two?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/20/2011 - TARDIS - Complete
Discovery reviews
In Mirror Dance, Bel admitted that it and Tung had known for years about MIles' secret identity. Ever wondered how they found out? And what that conversation looked like when they did? Wonder no more! Just read, enjoy, and review!
Miles Vorkosigan - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2011
When Gods get Playful and Greedy reviews
Most of Chalion-Ibra assumed that Chancellor Castillar Lupe dy Cazaril would be taken up by the Father when he died. They were in for a surprise. Read, enjoy, and review! Inspired by Musings, by the way.
Chalion series - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Complete
Memory Exercises reviews
Continued story of fluffy Simon/Alys. Theoretically meant to continue, but functionally on indefinite hold. Sorry.
Miles Vorkosigan - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 10/2/2010
When the Dog is a Rat reviews
' "She arrested the second cove herself," Aniki said. "She arrested her own partner." ' -Bloodhound, p7 For all of those who wondered about the story behind that quote...
Beka Cooper series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/6/2010
I Feel Petty reviews
Inspired by the Doonesbury strip of 7/10/09. Melissa has just been promoted to Sergeant, E-5. Rating only for language, and probably higher than necessary. Sorry about odd formatting; I'm new to this site.
Doonesbury - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Complete
Yraelia reviews
Megarra, granddaughter of Nick and Lirael, writes a report for school on a town in the Old Kingdom, giving us a general idea of what happened in the forty or so years after Abhorsen. Random fun. Read, enjoy, and review! Please review; I'm desperate.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Complete
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