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Author has written 2 stories for My Little Pony, and Card Captor Sakura.

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Wearing Robert's Crown by drakensis reviews
The Robert Baratheon who takes the crown in AC 283 is not the man who they expected, nor will he be the king they looked for. Through the eyes of others as the Seven Kingdoms seeks an new balance of power under a new dynasty. (SI).
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 121,349 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 1,157 - Follows: 1,219 - Updated: 10h - Published: 3/26 - Eddard S./Ned, Stannis B., Tywin L., Jon A.
Blackfish Out Of Water by jacobk reviews
Brynden Tully wakes up with that worst of all possible curses, an unprepared self-insert. He knows a whole bunch of supernatural nonsense is about to wreck his kingdom. If he wants to do anything about it, he's going to need an army. Self-Insert, SI, no tech uplift or gunpowder
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 67,218 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 14h - Published: 4/29 - Brynden T.
Sleeping With The Girls, Vol II: Chaos Theory by Admiral-Tigerclaw reviews
The experiment continues. What are the side effects of one's pressence if you give it a little time to percolate? Think you can call the shots?
Crossover - X-overs & Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 266,533 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 1,081 - Follows: 1,066 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 6/14/2010
A wand for Steven by ShayneT reviews
Passing through the Veil to a world not his own, Steven Universe finds himself in a world of wizards, where he is forced to learn a different kind of magic to survive.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 86 - Words: 151,010 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 7/29/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Steven U.
Detox by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
There really is an easy way to explain all the weirdness and ridiculousness in Star Trek: Voyager. And of course, it's all because of Neelix. Buckle in, kids, this is gonna be a doozy...
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,482 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Kes, H. Kim, Seven of Nine
Mythbusters and the Marvel Universe by shanejayell reviews
The X-Men are moving to San Fran! And guess who is there to greet them... the Mythbusters.
Crossover - X-Men & TV X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,810 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 9/25/2012 - James H./Wolverine/Logan
Yet Again Still Even More Fragments! by dogbertcarroll reviews
Up to number six on the ADHD counter of random ideas. Enjoy!
Crossover - Book X-overs & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 62 - Words: 133,247 - Reviews: 1575 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 7/24 - Published: 4/12/2015
Please Adopt Me! by whitetigerwolf reviews
This is where I'm putting story's up for adoption. Rated M for any stories that may cross into the rating. Stories Up for Adoption: 26
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 47,973 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 7/23 - Published: 12/26/2012
On the back of the turtle by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander didn't dress as a soldier this time... Overkill doesn't begin to describe it.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,777 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 980 - Follows: 856 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 4/10/2014
Conflict by ack1308 reviews
Changing one small event has the potential for massive repercussions. What happens if things turned out differently between Contessa, Doctor Mother and Eden?
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,682 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 7/1
Thrilling Tales of the Downright Unusual by Clell65619 reviews
Renamed from 'The Big Box of Silliness', due to complaints that not all the stories were silly. Of course most of them aren't Thrilling either, but you've got to admit, they are Unusual...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 167,929 - Reviews: 3444 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 2/13/2008
Worm: Succubus Diaries by Zero-metallix reviews
A bad day and alot of frustration pushes Taylor too far and wakes her mothers legacy. Now Taylor has new powers and responsibilities but that doesn't mean she can't have a little fun. [Worm Au: Magic is real. Succubus Taylor.]
Worm - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,926 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 12/9/2015 - Skitter, Panacea
Phoning it in by dogbertcarroll reviews
A CYOA Story with a twist, an SI with no knowledge of the setting but the ability to escape anything except his fate.
Crossover - X-overs & Worm - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,074 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 8/13/2015
Polyamorous PSA by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
A special announcement courtesy of Sokka and his girlfriends. For Sokka The Man. [Sokkarem Week 2016]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/20 - [Sokka, Suki, Toph, Yue] - Complete
Mobile Fighter Evangelion by Ultra Sonic 007 reviews
"Are you ready to help save the world?" said Gendo, holding his hand forward, a small smile on his face. "Yes," answered Shinji, his face sporting an equally sheepish smile. "I'm ready." Without hesitation, he clutched his father's hand. (AU fic, if this doesn't make it apparent already.)
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 319,627 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 7/19 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Shinji I., Gendo I., Rei A., Asuka L. S.
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 161 - Words: 724,261 - Reviews: 9777 - Favs: 4,194 - Follows: 3,241 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 9/4/2005
I'm HALPING! by ack1308 reviews
When a stranger comes to Brockton Bay with the intention of HALPING, things are going to get interesting ...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,767 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 160 - Published: 7/17 - Shadow Stalker, OC, Emma B., Madison C.
Pokemon GO: the public service announcement by shanejayell reviews
Are YOU addicted to Pokemon GO?
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/17 - Complete
Roll the Dice on Fate by Jackercracks reviews
What happens when a SI gets reborn in the world of Naruto and is willing to lie, cheat and steal his way to power? Magical Vivisectionist Pretty Oro-tan, eat your heart out - this is how you bootstrap your way to godhood. No re-treading the same old missions here.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 59,193 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 1,311 - Follows: 1,523 - Updated: 7/16 - Published: 7/24/2015 - Sasuke U., Shikamaru N., Gai M., OC
A MODern Man by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry takes advice he shouldn't, to do something he really should have known better than to try. Still, all's well that ends well, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,224 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 929 - Updated: 7/14 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Harry P.
An Unfound Door by joe6991 reviews
War is coming to Hogwarts, and Harry Potter, fifth-year Ravenclaw, is beset on all sides by enemies unknown, unseen, and unfound…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,862 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 1,291 - Follows: 1,583 - Updated: 7/11 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Harry P.
No Good Deed by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Actions have consequences. Between provocation and punishment lies an impulse decision and a stroke of luck, whether good or bad, that will lead to results which few would have dreamed of and fewer still would have hoped for. Whether it is fair and whether it is right is entirely subjective.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,478 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 7/11 - Published: 1/15 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Loopholes by DschingisKhan reviews
Louise didn't summon a dragon or a loser from another world. No, she summoned a girl from across the yard. How humiliating! But why is Tabitha agreeing to be her familiar? And how many teenage girls does it take to destabilise a geopolitical region anyway?
Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,605 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 7/10 - Published: 2/28 - [Louise, Tabitha, Kirche]
MLP Loops by Saphroneth reviews
Twilight Sparkle has been here before. In fact, she's been here so often she's thoroughly bored. Time Loop stories for Equestria.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 183 - Words: 1,777,311 - Reviews: 1399 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 777 - Updated: 7/10 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Twilight Sparkle
Everything and Nothing by The Sage of Toads reviews
A story literally told a thousand times by now. Louise summons a different familiar, but the fun is guessing what the twist is!
Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 94,065 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Louise
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter; Harry's going to exploit the system.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 91,033 - Reviews: 3471 - Favs: 7,783 - Follows: 9,259 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
Effloresco Secundus by romantiscue reviews
Harry was never the only person with a penchant for tripping into the most absurd of situations. Reincarnated!Hermione. Somewhat darker than the usual take on Naruto. Political machinations. Character progression. Strong friendship, no romance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 190,985 - Reviews: 3278 - Favs: 4,493 - Follows: 5,227 - Updated: 7/1 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Hermione G., Sakura H., Team Seven
Take no Umbridge II: Taking Defense by Stephen Ratliff reviews
A companion to Take no Umbridge I, covering events in the first story until the end of the school year in a more serious angle, as Harry Potter takes over the job of teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,177 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 946 - Updated: 6/29 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Harry P.
Alea Iacta Est by ack1308 reviews
Taylor gets a different set of powers, and canon begins to diverge almost immediately ...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 55,647 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 955 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 7/11/2015
Summer Camp and Politics by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
A series of interconnected fics set in an AU where the elemental countries are modern nation-states locked into an uneasy regional standoff. Sakura, Naruto, Sasuke, Hinata, and others meet at summer camp as children and later fight to improve their world.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,833 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/27 - Published: 4/12/2012 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.] Hinata H. - Complete
Inside the Konoha Library by Carumati reviews
A library of Naruto one-shot ideas and plots. Warnings inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,572 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/27 - Published: 3/26/2011
Irrelevance by Adari reviews
A series of one-shots, which may or may not be considered connected, from a world where Harry Potter did not turn off his brain when sorted into Gryffindor. Usually Harry, but not always.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,941 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 889 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Harry P.
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 121 - Words: 596,314 - Reviews: 14512 - Favs: 10,043 - Follows: 9,729 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U., OC
Origin Story by Worldmaker reviews
Halloween ends, and Xander finds himself in a place he never thought was real, under circumstances he never saw coming.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 245,457 - Reviews: 1049 - Favs: 1,462 - Follows: 1,574 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 10/28/2013
Hidden Tales From The Chamber of Secrets by Polydicta reviews
The now obligatory selection of plot-bunnies, orphaned scenes, omakes and idiocy that sometimes bring my mind to a grinding halt. Ongoing warnings for smut, language, character death, bashing, torture, mutilation. Brain-bleach recommended!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 55 - Words: 45,687 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 6/18 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Harry P.
Shattered Ice: Super Sailor Mercury by shanejayell reviews
A world is shattered around Ami Mizuno, who must build a life again from the ashes...
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 78,515 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 7/8/2003 - Ami M./Amy/Sailor Mercury, Setsuna M./Sailor Pluto
The House of Potter Rebuilt by DisobedienceWriter reviews
A curious 11-year-old Harry begins acting on the strange and wonderful things he observes in the wizarding world. He might just turn out very differently, and the world with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 65,993 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 2,154 - Follows: 2,838 - Updated: 6/10 - Published: 5/6 - Harry P.
A sunny day in DC by dogbertcarroll reviews
Kicked out of his home universe and then booted from Marvel, Xander better hope DC has a more lenient immigration policy. A possible future for: Walking on Sunshine.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,359 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 433 - Published: 6/9
The Message from Doctor Soong by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
The Crystalline Entity is wreaking havoc across the galaxy, and it's all thanks to Lore. Dr. Soong tried to make up for this terrible mistake, but it was lost in the destruction of Omicron Theta... Until the Enterprise-D found it.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/8 - Data, G. LaForge, D. Troi - Complete
One Bad Day by ack1308 reviews
What if several Worm characters had a really bad day, the sort of day from which there is no coming back? What happens to Brockton Bay then?
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,727 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 284 - Published: 6/4 - Skitter, Tattletale, Victoria D./Glory Girl, Panacea
Yet, mad I am not by Erisah Mae reviews
...and very surely I do not dream"- Poe. Uchiha Itachi died. Then he woke up chained in a cell, in a Sound stronghold. Having fought his way free, he encounters some people he knew were dead, and some who when previously met have tried to kill him on sight, but now show concern. Is this an elaborate genjutsu? Or something else?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 76,532 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 1,206 - Follows: 1,278 - Updated: 6/1 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Mikoto U., Shisui U.
Security! by ack1308 reviews
A fanfiction writer finds himself within the story. What is he to do?
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 487,086 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 1,203 - Follows: 1,178 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 5/25/2014 - Skitter, Panacea, OC, Scion - Complete
Downsides of Daily Life with a Monster Girl by shanejayell reviews
The downsides of Daily Life with a Monster Girl. Drabble, may go lemon eventually.
Daily Life with a Monster Girl/モンスター娘のいる日常 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/24 - Published: 3/7/2014 - Miia
Patriot's Dawn by Inert aka Dr. Snakes reviews
Uzumaki Naruto was born to be a shinobi. He was supposed to be a killer; a protector of unparalleled skill. His lineage and the demon in his gut ensured that. In canon, his growth was stunted. In here, he had a reason to be strong. He has to survive. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 186,292 - Reviews: 2619 - Favs: 6,173 - Follows: 6,435 - Updated: 5/24 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter: Life of a Ninja by Flux Casey reviews
Raised as a ninja in the hidden land of the elemental nations, Harry Potter returns to Britain as Hari Toukou Nara, ninja of the Village Hidden in the Leaves.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,397 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 1,624 - Follows: 2,187 - Updated: 5/17 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Harry P.
Walking Backwards on a Tightrope by Lithos Maitreya reviews
...is actually a fairly common trick in the circus. It's also the closest equivalent to going backwards in time. So why should only one person go back in time if anyone who knows how can do it? It's just like walking backwards on a tightrope. And more than one person in a war-torn world of Ninja wants to change things. To fix things. Time travel fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 46 - Words: 149,446 - Reviews: 2199 - Favs: 3,251 - Follows: 3,944 - Updated: 5/14 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Shikamaru N., Shino A.
The Plagiarist by dogbertcarroll reviews
Halloween is a fun time in the Buffyverse, especially Buffy's first Halloween in Sunnydale. The trickster gods take a more active hand and Xander finds himself... someplace he's always dreamed of visiting. Which is probably for the best, at least until the girls at home calm down... and with multiple copies of some of his girls that may take some time.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,616 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 5/13 - Published: 4/24/2015
The Quinjet's Little Design Flaw by Lucillia reviews
The Quinjet wasn't made for really long trips, so it's missing a convenience or two. This one probably shouldn't have been left off however.
Captain America - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/11 - Steve R./Capt. America, Bucky B./Winter Soldier, OC, Clint B./Hawkeye - Complete
Tsunade's Heir by funkmasterjo reviews
Tsunade adopts Naruto. What will life be like living with two medic nins and a mother who's playful fingerflicks could bash through trees? Now how about adding an infamous pervert and a philosophic demon to the mix?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 205,946 - Reviews: 2362 - Favs: 3,543 - Follows: 3,320 - Updated: 5/10 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Naruto U.
The Secret Compartment by Morta's Priest reviews
This serves as a repository for plotbunnies, little ideas that went nowhere, or potential starts for future stories. Depending on interest, I might write sequel chapters as well to anything covered here. Will span multiple fandoms including my mainstays (HP, Naruto, Avengers) as well as new ones. (Doctor Who, Stargate etc.) and crossovers thereof.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 106,683 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 5/8 - Published: 5/27/2013
Shinji And The Girls of DxD by gunman reviews
A series of one-shots with possible continuations about Shinji being paired up with various women in the Highschool DxD universe. There may be lemons later on. And yes, this is another story I have been working on, because I liked these series and characters.
Crossover - Evangelion & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,436 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/4 - Published: 1/1 - Shinji I., Murayama, Momo H., Xuelan
Everyday Lunch for Monster Girls by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Kurusu Kimihito finds that sex isn't the ONLY thing his Liminal tenants crave... [vore, crackish]
Daily Life with a Monster Girl/モンスター娘のいる日常 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,783 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Kimihito, Miia, Zombina, Ms. Smith
The Realistic Evangelion Self Insert Fic by shanejayell reviews
What would REALLY happen if you ended up in the world of Neon Genesis Evangelion?
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/28 - Published: 9/5/2014 - Shinji I., Rei A., Asuka L. S. - Complete
Is it Too Late? by Stephen Ratliff reviews
Sequel to Remuneration for Instructional Services. Harry takes over the Defense Against the Dark Arts Professorship
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,212 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 4/28 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Harry P.
Applied Cultural Anthropology, or by jacobk reviews
... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 162,375 - Reviews: 2482 - Favs: 3,983 - Follows: 5,130 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Stem by Minnionette reviews
One day, Hiruzen has a brilliant idea. "Danzo, how would you like to be the leader of an autonomous but officially unsanctioned branch of ANBU that I can secretly use to root out traitors and dissent?" Danzo is not pleased with being dragged into this latest scheme. "Why do all your brilliant ideas make me look like an evil reprobate?" (Litter of Misfits)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,910 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/26 - Hiruzen S., Danzō S. - Complete
Neon Genesis Hallowe-vangelion by shanejayell reviews
Asuka and Mari are getting dressed up... what could go wrong?
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,655 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Asuka L. S., Mari M. - Complete
Patron by Starfox5 reviews
In an Alternate Universe where muggleborns are a tiny minority and stuck as third-class citizens, formally aligning herself with her best friend, the famous boy-who-lived, seemed a good idea. It did a lot to help Hermione's status in the exotic society of a fantastic world so very different from her own. And it allowed both of them to fight for a better life and better Britain.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 542,695 - Reviews: 1047 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 1,165 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 2/28/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Albus D., Aberforth D. - Complete
Uchibi Sasuke by Laryna6 reviews
Crackfic, AU. The Third Hokage granted Uchiha Itachi's request to spare the Uchiha children, only to realize too late that they were all horrible devil children. Literally. Which may be why Naruto fits right in with the rest of the little monsters Sasuke's too busy raising to brood.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 52 - Words: 100,573 - Reviews: 1290 - Favs: 1,666 - Follows: 1,576 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
Lux Aeterna by Lithos Maitreya reviews
Death usually comes at the end of things. That's rather the idea. But when Naruto wakes up after a fatal blow to some rather on-the-nose text telling him 'YOU DIED,' it's only the beginning of the weirdness. Stats, skills, abilities, and a UI with visibility settings are the least of his problems. What is Ascension, and what are Abominations? Video Game!Naruto, with replay value.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,583 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 53 - Published: 4/21 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Hallowed by Shinysavage reviews
Once upon a time, three brothers came up with a plan to change the world forever. Centuries later, wizards still fight over the scraps of their power. However, only one person can truly lay claim to their destiny. AU. Harry/Lisa Turpin pairing in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 84,326 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 1,304 - Follows: 1,722 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Harry P.
Atonement by CeruleanSlane reviews
Taylor died in the locker. In her guilt, Madison triggered instead and became a superhero, to make up for her mistakes. Seen first on spacebattles, archived here for easier reading and for other people to find.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 673,951 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 10/21/2014 - Clockblocker, Coil, Madison C., Marissa/Sundancer
Harry Potter: Oneshots and ideas by Zero-metallix reviews
A collection of one-shots and random ideas I have for Harry Potter. Forgive the spelling/grammer issues no beta. Most of these stories are up for adoption. Typicaly HP/HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,603 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 11/6/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Cut Bait by The-Caitiff reviews
Worm scenes and vignettes. AU starts with Danny and Taylor against the Terrible Trio in the Principals office. Alan Barns is reminded that power comes in many forms and some things get settled out of court.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,114 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 4/8 - Skitter, Danny H.
Vader's Folly by The Sithspawn reviews
An ancient site filled with ancient technologies, of course Dr Aphra can't resist playing around. The result, one Sith Lord with a lot of options. NB: Title and summary may be revised at a later date.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,307 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 2/12 - Darth Vader
Legacy of Uzushiogakure by Marquis Black reviews
The 2nd Shinobi World War left Uzu destroyed out of fear. Its inhabitants were left slaughtered or scattered. However, what if the members of Uzushio's famed Uzumaki weren't as scattered as people thought? What would it mean for one Uzumaki Naruto?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 248,132 - Reviews: 2061 - Favs: 4,774 - Follows: 5,148 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Naruto U.
Death is a vacation by Tarkus the Jaguar reviews
Taylor Hebert died in the locker. And in the ambulance on the way to hospital. A third time to an incompetent doctor. Then, a week later, she was hit by a car.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,301 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 12/3/2015
What's New, Naruto? by knuckz reviews
Uzumaki Naruto was not kicked out of Konoha; he left of his own accord. Not enough money, and no health or dental coverage? It was a bad job, really. Swearing and mature themes. Strong!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 90,286 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 1,251 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Naruto U.
For Him and Him Alone by drakensis reviews
Strange lights aboard a battleship serving as a memorial. Some things require personal attention.
Crossover - Legend of Galactic Heroes & KanColle - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/5 - Complete
Recoil by ack1308 reviews
The fight against Behemoth in New Delhi goes horribly wrong. Taylor, almost the only survivor, is sent back into the past by Phir Sē to try to fix matters. But there are complications ...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 262,272 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 1,062 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Skitter, Tattletale, Danny H., OC
Saruman of many Devices by Saphroneth reviews
Alone of every power in Middle-Earth, Saruman innovates, notably gunpowder. But he lost. What if he had a little help? Actually a cross-over between LOTR and the General series by David Drake. Uses both book and movie elements.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 130,580 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 1,178 - Follows: 1,158 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Saruman
Sickly Sweet by The Sage of Toads reviews
A collaboration with Ezit Meti. Akane Tendo is a young woman with a big cheerful smile despite being a little clumsy, Ranma Saotome is a well-traveled young man who enjoys the martial arts but has a curse, and when they meet the fireworks of love will go off. This story is an eternal reminder that love, joy, and all that comes with it is possible for everyone.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,977 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 61 - Published: 4/1
Freak by Rumour of an Alchemist reviews
Alternate Universe. Sketch. Lily Evans has a different family experience, prior to Hogwarts, from canon. One-shot. Rated 'T'. Warning: some readers may find this slightly dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/27 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
The Archives by Zoanzon reviews
A collection of Stories, both as Oneshots and as a Testing Grounds for Story Ideas, along with some other stuff. Rated M just in case but posted stuffs at T for now. Harry Potter, Naruto, Buffy, and other Categories posted and soon to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 40,654 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 10/13/2009
Hero System by dogbertcarroll reviews
Load Game Avatar - Xander Harris... Begin story in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... Story starts.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,475 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 1,285 - Follows: 1,296 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 11/12/2014
Finding the Way by ack1308 reviews
Taylor and Danny Hebert trigger at the same time, and get linked powers. As Compass Rose and Pathfinder, they must explore their new abilities, and the effects of these powers on the world around them.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 80,199 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 4/16/2014 - Tattletale, Panacea, Miss Militia, Danny H.
We All Fall After The Yule Ball by Don E. Delivery reviews
Harry's attraction to Parvati leads him to take his Yule Ball preparation much more seriously and his night is changed as a result. Includes an awesome Ron, an interesting Parvati and a drunk Katie Bell. Oh, and what's a Yule Ball fic without a little Fleur Delacour?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,644 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 1,047 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Parvati P.
You Should Be Ashamed by Stephen Ratliff reviews
Special to the Prophet. Professor McGonagall has a few words to those who vandalized a certain memorial. Side story to Summer Rituals
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/5 - Minerva M. - Complete
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 187,685 - Reviews: 6789 - Favs: 10,173 - Follows: 11,231 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Harry & the Mysterious Curse of the GirlWhoLived by Lord Jeram reviews
Harry always knew that there was something unique about him. In a way, the arrival of the Hogwarts acceptance letters was almost expected... except, why are they all addressed to 'Harriet Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 134,880 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 1,584 - Follows: 2,188 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Harry P.
Transcendent Humanity by Solaris242 reviews
Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,604 - Reviews: 1812 - Favs: 4,946 - Follows: 5,826 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 5/7/2013
Summer Rituals by Stephen Ratliff reviews
Sequel to Ritually Yours. Harry goes home with Hermione for a Dursley free Summer and the arrival of their baby.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 43,986 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 1,231 - Updated: 2/29 - Published: 8/13/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Beautiful Destroyer Sailor Moon by The Sage of Toads reviews
A heartfelt deconstruction of Sailor Moon set in the backdrop of the "Interview" setting, complete with alternative character interpretations, excessive violence, and a vulgar humor clad in black. This will get very ugly, very fast.
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 268,425 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon
Heartless by Leikiz reviews
My daddy loves me! [TaylorVasil][Heartbreaker][Alec][Cherie]
Worm - Rated: T - English - Family/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/25 - Skitter, Regent, Cherish, Heartbreaker
Ye Olde Titans by Silently Watches reviews
In one reality, the Titans protected Jump City in the 21st century. But if small changes can create enormous and unpredictable consequences, what would a LARGE change cause? Teaser, one-shot, medieval AU
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,297 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 11/16/2014 - Jinx, Raven, Robin - Complete
Mirror, Mirror by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF Xander gets a free costume from Ethan, but on reflection while it cost quite a bit, it was definitely worth it.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,632 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 3/21/2014 - Xander H.
Pieces of My Mind by drakensis reviews
A collection of plot bunnies that don't seem to be forming full stories. Various series.
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,909 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 8/7/2009
Your Summon is Pink by Lord Dragon Claw reviews
Attempting to summon a creature without a Contract is literally gambling with your soul. However, Uzumaki Naruto is extremely lucky when it comes to gambling and manages to summon something that won't kill him outright.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,350 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 1,403 - Follows: 1,540 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Pinkie Pie, Naruto U.
Strangers on a Train by Leikiz reviews
One little 'hello' can change everything. [Taylor][Jack]
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 126 - Published: 2/12
What If? by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A place for odd story bits that drip out of my brain.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 127,345 - Reviews: 1780 - Favs: 2,114 - Follows: 1,683 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 4/14/2007
Family Business by Leikiz reviews
What if Danny owned Somer's Rock? [Oneshot]
Worm - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 68 - Published: 2/7
The Angel's War by TheAngelsHaveThePhoneBox reviews
SEQUEL TO THAT WHICH HOLDS THE IMAGE. Life. All normal and stuff. With jobs and houses and boring-y, woring-y things like that. Normality, as Harry Potter realises, does not attract mad men in little blue boxes, so any hope of seeing his old friend the Doctor again is pretty slim. But then Ginny Weasley notices the sky is falling, and everything goes completely to hell.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,888 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 1,144 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 4/7/2013 - 11th Doctor, Harry P.
Rise of the Weasley Famiglia by jacobk reviews
Ron never wanted to be a crime boss. Pity he was so good at it. Even if he did spend most of his time worrying about what would happen when his mother found out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 281 - Published: 2/2 - Ron W.
Mosaic by Larry Huss reviews
Beginnings are delicate things; suppose Lucius Malfoy had been a little short of money...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,490 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 3/6/2012
Palimpsest by Larry Huss reviews
Hermione gets some of the answers early. She has trouble understanding what all the questions are.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 114,963 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 1,338 - Follows: 1,672 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P.
A Teacher's Glory by Larry Huss reviews
"Zest to over-achieve" marks Team 7's entry into the Ninja world. Kakashi teaches lessons better than he imagines. *COMPLETE*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 162,921 - Reviews: 1246 - Favs: 3,204 - Follows: 2,330 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Where Your Gentle Wing Rests by Laryna6 reviews
Free will means someone could decide to do just about anything. Anime/Rebuild AU oneshots.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,912 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 8/9/2012 - [Shinji I., Kaworu N.]
The Guardian and the Shipwright by JA Baker reviews
Korra is an up and coming Guardian, serving in the Vanguard as leader of the elite Fire Team Avatar. Asami is a lowly apprentice shipwright, toiling away behind the scenes at The Tower. What could they possibly have in common? (unashamedly Korrasami smut-fic)
Crossover - Legend of Korra & Destiny - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,253 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 9/26/2014 - [Korra, Asami S.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Heartlands of Time by joe6991 reviews
Sequel to Wastelands! Time has all but run out for Harry Potter. There are no more second chances. No more desperate bids for salvaged redemption. The game has changed, and in the end Harry will learn that the cost of his defiance has never run so high.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,498 - Reviews: 1179 - Favs: 1,810 - Follows: 2,041 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Once upon a time by jacobk reviews
This is a place for story beginnings that won't leave me alone. If there's enough demand I suppose I might extend them.
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,723 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 4/12/2013
Bits and Pieces a collection of sorts by BajaB reviews
A place to put all of the snippets and ideas that are never going anywhere. Mostly Crackfics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,990 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 10/19/2010
Apartment Manager sidestories by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Various short fics set in the world of 'The Way of the Apartment Manager' and 'The Guardian in Spite of Herself,' which don't fit into either novel.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,211 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., OC - Complete
The Guardian in Spite of Herself by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
The reward for a job well done is a bigger job. In this case, Ayakawa Yukiko's new job is a lot more complicated than anyone expected. The Uchiha massacre and its aftermath, in the world of 'The Way of the Apartment Manager.' WIP
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,886 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 1,160 - Follows: 1,403 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kakashi H., OC
Along Came A Spider by drakensis reviews
Jaime Wolf is dead. The Wolf Dragoons are in disarray and their mission to prepare the Inner Sphere against the Crusaders seems hopeless. But Natasha Kerensky has a plan...
Mechwarrior/Battletech - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 166,084 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 12/11/2015 - Complete
Adventures in Child Care and Other One Shots by Perspicacity reviews
An assortment of Harry Potter one shots. Though listed as "Humor/General," the collection also contains Drama, Horror, Family, and Tragedy, as well as a few experimental fiction stories as I work out my stylist chops. Contain crossovers with several fictional worlds, including the Cthulhu Mythos, Starship Troopers, Star Wars, and James Bond.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,590 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Harry P., Padma P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Endless Night by The Sage of Toads reviews
An infant Harry is adopted into the Hellsing Organization after Alucard went for an enthusiastic walk one fateful Halloween Night. Ten years later and now a Butler and Vampire Hunter for Hellsing, the matter of Harry's birthright still remains... A crossover with Hellsing Ultimate Abridged (Trigger Warnings: ALL OF THEM)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,411 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 1,371 - Follows: 1,523 - Updated: 12/26/2015 - Published: 9/6/2014 - Harry P., Integra, Alucard
Lighting Up the Dark by Velorien reviews
AU inspired by an omake in HPMOR. 12 years ago, the Fourth Hokage gave his life to seal Kyubey, the Nine-Brained Demon Fox, into the infant Naruto. Now, the time has come for a smarter, more creative Naruto to take on a world in which quick thinking and a solid grasp of strategy are worth a dozen rare techniques, and a brilliant mind can challenge even the deepest darkness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 153,181 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 1,457 - Follows: 1,787 - Updated: 12/21/2015 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Naruto U.
I Am NOT Going Through Puberty Again! by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 233,232 - Reviews: 3818 - Favs: 5,122 - Follows: 4,967 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Hinata H., Naruto U.] - Complete
Alternate Beginnings of an Uzumaki by Racke reviews
Unfinished stories of Naruto, some interesting ideas, some not-so-interesting ideas. For Want of a Nail, Time-travel, and AUs.
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 108,929 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 12/19/2015 - Published: 9/9/2012
The Merry Killers by The Sage of Toads reviews
The Hinata-sou is a dangerous place to be, even if you're Keitaro Urashima. But when it's the base for Japan's greatest assassins, danger comes in more forms than accidents...
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,259 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 12/16/2015 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Keitaro U., Naru N., Mutsumi O., Kaolla S.
Hell is a Martial Artist by Ozzallos reviews
When the Grand Demoness of Hell finds a new play toy, she gets more than she bargained for with Ranma Saotome, gender cursed heir of the Anything Goes School of Martial Arts.
Crossover - Ranma & Oh My Goddess! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 187,279 - Reviews: 1857 - Favs: 2,162 - Follows: 1,874 - Updated: 12/3/2015 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Ranma
An Unofficial Motto by Erisah Mae reviews
Or: Why Shikaku is pretty sure that Itachi has no relation to the Nara Clan. An Omake from Yet Mad I am Not. A really stupid one. I'm sorry.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/30/2015 - [Shikaku N., Yoshino N.] Minato N., Chōza A. - Complete
Omake! by Da Fox reviews
Various omake, written for various stories. Originally posted at The Fanfiction Forum.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,012 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/12/2015 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Naruto U.
The Hero Who Came In From The Cold by Random Equinox reviews
It's every guy's dream to be a spy. To go on top-secret assignments. Have thrilling adventures in exotic locales. To save the day. So when Shepard gets asked to join Alliance Intelligence, it must be a dream come true. Right?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,864 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/7/2015 - Shepard (M) - Complete
Sunshine Sidestories by Silver Queen reviews
Snippets from the D.O.S. story line.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 16,993 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 1,683 - Follows: 2,006 - Updated: 11/1/2015 - Published: 3/5/2012
A Jump To The Left by dogbertcarroll reviews
Soldier, Tinker, Tailor, Slider?
Crossover - X-overs & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,432 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 1/20/2014
Shifting Images by wlfgang213 reviews
Just after Harry's 11th birthday he has an unexpected visitor, that turns the future... and the past, on it's head.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 55 - Words: 132,892 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 1,506 - Follows: 2,077 - Updated: 10/29/2015 - Published: 5/23/2014 - [Harry P., Hedwig]
Of The Stars by Immatrael reviews
In the aeons before distant memory, an empire of myth and legend fell. But what has fallen can rise anew. The weight of ages falls on the shoulders of Usagi Tsukino. And her task will not be an easy one.
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 101,391 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 10/21/2015 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon
Unplanned Paternity by TwinTrouble reviews
Indefinite babysitting duty was so not on Kakashi's list of things he wanted to do with his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 142,550 - Reviews: 3066 - Favs: 5,042 - Follows: 5,258 - Updated: 10/18/2015 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Richard Castle, Watcher by Starfox5 reviews
Richard Castle did follow his girlfriend Kyra Blaine to London when she left him, and his life changed one evening in a pub there. He didn't know that joining a group of vampire hunters would one day lead him to Sunnydale, and later to the 12th Precinct.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Castle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 100,056 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 10/11/2015 - Published: 8/8/2015 - Buffy S., Vi, Rick C., Kate B.
Discontinued Ranma Stories by Racke reviews
Yup, I've been writing and discarding things for this fandom too. Again, it's pretty much Exactly What It Says On The Tin.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,107 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 10/9/2015 - Published: 10/30/2014
Centurion by drakensis reviews
It's a little startling to find yourself a battleship. It's even worse to find yourself at the start of what you know is going to be the most savage war in the long and bloody history of the Inner Sphere. Stefan Amaris is seizing control and the Star League is falling apart. But there's one praetorian guard who no one has taken into account...
Mechwarrior/Battletech - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 47,630 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 75 - Published: 10/3/2015
Honor To Serve by Stephen Ratliff reviews
A continuation of the world of Honor a Hufflepuff. Harry Potter takes up his seat in the Wizengamot before his fifth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 60,432 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 1,443 - Updated: 9/23/2015 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Harry P.
Who's Polyjuicing Whom? by Lord Jeram reviews
Hannah and Susan had a plan to capture the heart of Harry Potter. But plans rarely go as anticipated...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,523 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/22/2015 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Susan B., Hannah A. - Complete
An Incomplete Potter Collection by Racke reviews
Unfinished stories and general oneshots. Including time-travel, dimension-hopping, and cracky history-lessons from Salazar.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 240,077 - Reviews: 1054 - Favs: 1,266 - Follows: 1,138 - Updated: 9/22/2015 - Published: 9/15/2012
Incident Report by MoonClaimed reviews
Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,263 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 3,397 - Follows: 3,469 - Updated: 9/18/2015 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 419,605 - Reviews: 14497 - Favs: 20,061 - Follows: 19,652 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Enterprise Shuttlebay by Enterprise1701-d reviews
A collection of oneshots, drabbles, ideas, unfinished fics, and miscellaneous randomness.
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 149,968 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Complete
Shinobi no Kami by AlexDnD reviews
Hiruzen was considered the 'God of shinobi.' This story makes the assumption that the title was entirely justified. What happens when the Shinobi no Kami has a different response on the Hyūga abduction attempt? It is time to let slip the dogs of war.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,941 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 9/5/2015 - Published: 6/6/2015
Sailor Venus and the Quest for Power Ups! by shanejayell reviews
Minako is wandering the universe looking for power ups!
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Anime X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,358 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/25/2015 - Published: 11/8/2013
Matters of Faith by jclong reviews
Gendo is out to do some good, in the only way that he can; by being the most magnificent, manipulative bastard that he can be. Rei is out to help us all, by doing SCIENCE! Please Read & Review! Thank you for reading and sharing your feedback. Note- Re-uploaded with a workaround to the link filter editing out part of the story.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 421,095 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 8/24/2015 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Shinji I., Rei A.
The Wrong Reflection by StarSword-C reviews
Novelization of episode "Cardassian Struggle", mission "The Other Side". When the Terran Empire mounts an escalating series of attacks on the prime universe, Captain Kanril Eleya of the USS Bajor is assigned to transport the Orb of Possibilities into the mirror universe to switch it with its double and keep the Terrans out.
Star Trek Online - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,483 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/24/2015 - Published: 7/14/2014
Cleaning no Jutsu by Erisah Mae reviews
She seemed determined enough. Maybe she'd be able to finally answer the question that had been bugging him for a while now, since he had realised he'd forgotten the answer years ago. What colour was his carpet? eventual OC/Gai Rated for swearing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,425 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 2,113 - Follows: 1,118 - Updated: 8/24/2015 - Published: 6/21/2011 - [Gai M., OC] Genma S., Chōza A. - Complete
Magical Me by Publicola reviews
Most self-inserts are exercises in vanity, and nothing says 'vanity' quite like Gilderoy Lockhart. But with a new personality and knowledge of the future, who knows? Maybe Lockhart will turn out to be a useful DADA teacher after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 89,712 - Reviews: 1017 - Favs: 2,418 - Follows: 2,793 - Updated: 8/20/2015 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Gilderoy L., F. Flitwick, Hestia J., Amelia B.
The Bad Cut by Ozzallos reviews
The whisper of wind. The hint of movement. That was all it took for Ranma Saotome's life to be turned upside down after the surprise engagement to one Akane Tendo. Ranma!chan.
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 53,637 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 8/19/2015 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Ranma, Kodachi
Adorable Violence by Cloud Zen reviews
Hermione loves her books. Hermione loves her Harry. Get between Hermione and either at your own peril. Series of connected one-shots.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 41,182 - Reviews: 1010 - Favs: 1,307 - Follows: 1,418 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 7/18/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Mysterious Case of Neelix's Lungs by StarSword-C reviews
Star Trek: Voyager AU series, with worffan101. What if the Caretaker caught Gul Evek, too? What if Janeway and Chakotay were killed in the crossing, but Veronica Stadi survived? What if Harry Kim got character development, and Neelix had two brain cells to rub together? These and other questions answered, in a series of episode rewrites and original stories. SEASON TWO PREMIERE!
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 89,996 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/16/2015 - Published: 12/15/2014 - T. Celes, H. Kim, T. Paris, B. Torres
Prometheus Unbound by Stephen Ratliff reviews
Draco Malfoy's entire world is about to be turned upside down. If he hadn't stepped into Harry Potter's compartment to insult Hermione and her condition, he might never had found out about his father's first love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,608 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 8/15/2015 - Published: 10/18/2014 - Draco M. - Complete
We're NOT Going Through This Again! by Lucillia reviews
What might've happened if Sasuke and Naruto found out about a certain "rebirth" a few years earlier.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 210 - Published: 8/9/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
False Memories by Relden Calder reviews
What do you do when you wake up one day with perfect memories of the next fifteen years? Why, every time traveller knows that. You Set Right What Once Went Wrong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 93,386 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 1,278 - Follows: 1,607 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Naruto U.
A child-genius by Racke reviews
Ryoga's success with age-mushrooms kind of snowballs into a mess. Don't worry Negi, the school nurse is just a year-or-so older than you. Physically, anyway.
Crossover - Ranma & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,770 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 214 - Published: 8/8/2015 - Ranma - Complete
Cold blood by DerLaCroix reviews
Sometimes, the tide of events really changes a person.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,750 - Reviews: 3155 - Favs: 5,151 - Follows: 5,470 - Updated: 8/5/2015 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Alternate Scene in a Railway Carriage Compartment 4 by Rumour of an Alchemist reviews
Alternate Universe. Short sketch. One-shot. 'Boy Who Lived' Neville Longbottom on his way to Hogwarts for the first time, on board the Hogwarts Express, in September 1991. Rated 'K '.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2015 - Hermione G., Neville L., OC - Complete
Little Uzumaki by Lucillia reviews
After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,964 - Reviews: 1512 - Favs: 3,640 - Follows: 3,427 - Updated: 7/25/2015 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Uncle Quentin's Spy by Starfox5 reviews
In the summer following her 4th year at Hogwarts, Hermione Granger is visited by a great-uncle she hasn't met before, and learns that the world is older than she thought, and that wizards are not the only ones fighting the forces of Darkness.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,040 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 7/25/2015 - Published: 3/9/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Q. Travers, Albus D. - Complete
Counter Projection by Slayer Anderson reviews
She hated the thief, hated him for taking her father away, hated him for being the one that her father chased after, paid attention to, stood constant vigilance for…she honestly couldn't say when she first thought of putting on the costume. Ch 1 Rewritten.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,237 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/20/2015 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Aoko N., Kaito K.
Minimum Requirement by Lucillia reviews
A pair of shinobi come up with a rather novel way of shirking Naruto watching duty when one of them learns the minimum requirements for enrollment in Konoha's Ninja Academy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,579 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 2,028 - Follows: 2,245 - Updated: 7/18/2015 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S., Kō H., Fugaku U.
My Grandfather Was A WHAT? ! by Lucillia reviews
Harry rather complicates his life and unwittingly gets revenge on his relatives when he sends out a letter addressed to "A Blood Relative Who Isn't Petunia or Dudley" and a former follower of Grindelwald who'd just gotten out of prison and was looking for a place to stay receives it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,921 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 1,590 - Follows: 2,184 - Updated: 7/18/2015 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Harry P., Petunia D., Vernon D., Dudley D.
The Marriage Law by teshara reviews
When Hermione Granger and Severus Snape are thrown together by the ill-conceived Marriage Law, no one doubts they'll make a good undercover team for the Order. No one suspects that they'll find mutual respect, love, and a plot to destroy the world. A story in 3 parts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 144,409 - Reviews: 1255 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 1,122 - Updated: 7/15/2015 - Published: 11/9/2003 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] [Harry P., Ginny W.]
More Fragmented Ideas by Chilord reviews
Another batch of incomplete story starts that may or may not ever see completion
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,727 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 7/13/2015 - Published: 12/18/2014
The Key to a Successful Interview by The Sage of Toads reviews
This is Ranma 1/2 shaken, stirred, and smashed with a baseball bat. Written with emphasis on accuracy, which was then completely disregarded for the sake of comedy, if you're reading this with fanonical misconceptions, prepare to be disappointed.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 316,185 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 7/12/2015 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Ranma, Akane
Nineteen Years by whitetigerwolf reviews
Nineteen Years after the defeat of Voldemort, Harry Potter has come to Roanapur in search of someone the ran away after the battle. Only now she goes by a different name: Balalaika. One-Shot. COMPLETE.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Black Lagoon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/29/2015 - [Harry P., Balalaika] - Complete
Dragons Loops by Saphroneth reviews
Hiccup and the other characters of How To Train Your Dragon, caught in a series of time loops along the lines of Innortal's. What happens when a boy and his dragon take a jaunt across the multiverse? (Now contains other dragons at times. Like Pern.)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 149,829 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 6/22/2015 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Hiccup, Toothless
A Time for Peace by Fleet of Fog reviews
The Star Union of Ararat has known five hundred years of peace with the Melconians and other Humans, as well as peace with other species, since its creation by the Bolo known as Shiva. Now, a new species threatens this peace; the reptilian Alkultani. Basically, a sequel to A Time to Kill.
Bolo series - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,707 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/19/2015 - Published: 5/22/2013
We are the Hunters by Erisah Mae reviews
Something went wrong with Eren's father's experiment. Instead of turning into a Titan as he was supposed to, Eren woke up in the unfamiliar body of someone else who had just been through an incredibly traumatic experience. The infant Harry Potter. Rated for foul language in English and Japanese.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,727 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 6/15/2015 - Published: 11/24/2013
Call to the Bull Pen by apAidan reviews
I have a number of stories that are in varying states of completion in addition to the one(s) that are currently works in progress. These aren't ideas that are up for free adoption, and I'm slowly working on these as inspiration strikes. I'll be adding others and moving some of these to active published status as they reach a point where they're completable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,212 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 6/14/2015 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Luna L.
Ruined by whitetigerwolf reviews
When Rose, Hermione, and Ginny find themselves forced to marry Draco Malfoy, the three come up with a plan to ruin Draco's life, and his marriage to them. But first they need some help from Hagrid. One-Shot. FemHarry. M for blatant Innuendo and minor language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 49 - Published: 6/13/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Cool Jutsu Aren't Everything by Emerald Ashes reviews
Naruto Uzumaki wasn't the first mischievous child to have an open invitation to the Hokage's office.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/13/2015 - Hiruzen S. - Complete
Hooves, Plush and Magic: The Untold Tales by Harry Leferts reviews
This is the place for side stories, origin tales and plot bunnies for my fic: "The Wizard and the Lonely Princess". So come on in, take a look around and grab a cider.
Crossover - Harry Potter & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 84,344 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 6/8/2015 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Harry P., Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon
The Floating Castle by Racke reviews
Her summon didn't appear, and nobody saw fit to question it. It'd been a cloudy day, and why should they've been looking upwards anyway?
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,769 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 6/6/2015 - Published: 6/2/2015 - Complete
Far Too Many Time Travelers by Lord Jeram reviews
Someone has a daring plan to go back in time and fix everything. No wait, not him, I meant the other... how many people have time traveled anyway? Poor Harry seems to be the only normal one left.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 53,398 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 1,432 - Updated: 6/3/2015 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Harry P.
Nothing but Trouble by Mister Cynical reviews
The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,990 - Reviews: 2243 - Favs: 4,113 - Follows: 3,216 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Alternate Scene in a Railway Carriage Compartment 3 by Rumour of an Alchemist reviews
Alternate Universe. Short sketch. One-shot. Harry and his cousin and their new acquaintance, Ron, are on their way to Hogwarts, when someone stops by their compartment. Rated 'T' on account of some of the underlying background.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/25/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., OC - Complete
The Warren by DarkKing666 reviews
My dump-space for unfinished and/or abandoned plot bunnies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,862 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 5/20/2015 - Published: 2/13/2011
On This Night by Lady FoxFire reviews
On the night when the walls between the worlds of the living and the dead, truths that some would like to remain hidden come to light and justice is served
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,253 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 5/10/2015 - Published: 10/31/2014 - Complete
Latch Key Kids by dogbertcarroll reviews
Someone must guard the Key, but why look for a new guardian when the old one is still in the area?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,581 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 5/9/2015 - Published: 3/11/2014 - Beast Boy
A Freak, A Creep & A Psychopath by Legendary Legacy reviews
A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,196 - Reviews: 1461 - Favs: 3,552 - Follows: 3,065 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
Steal My Thunder God by Nauro reviews
Naruto has always carried his father's legacy, in more ways than one. When an attempt to replicate the Fourth's greatest technique sends him to times long passed, he must take up that legacy, far more directly than he ever dreamed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 103,824 - Reviews: 1425 - Favs: 4,941 - Follows: 5,757 - Updated: 5/2/2015 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Naruto U.
An Intervention by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Anko and Naruto are up to something. And the rest of the Konoha 12 are out to find out what it is. No matter the cost!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,340 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 947 - Updated: 4/30/2015 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 14438 - Favs: 18,942 - Follows: 16,519 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Yet Still Even More Fragments! by dogbertcarroll reviews
Started on a fifth one to keep the chapter numbers down. And man do I have a hard time NOT coming up with random ideas every five seconds!
Crossover - X-overs & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 112,591 - Reviews: 1720 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 4/12/2015 - Published: 6/28/2014 - Complete
Worm CYOA Oneshot - Perspective by Clandistine1 reviews
Solutions to problems may be more troublesome than anticipated. A quick CYOA.
Worm - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/8/2015 - Complete
Harry Potter Drabble Pit by Arpad Hrunta reviews
A series of Harry Potter drabbles on various topics and starring various characters. Hopefully each will be 100 words long.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 57 - Words: 6,587 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/4/2015 - Published: 2/20/2013
Appeal of Authority by jacobk reviews
Sakura is back in Konoha after a flurry of dangerous missions, safe and sound. Or so she thinks. Life in a ninja village is never simple, and she's going to find out what it really means to be Tsunade's protege. In the mean time, Konoha's enemies are hardly idle... Sequel to Trial by Ninja.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,469 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 1,079 - Updated: 3/30/2015 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Sakura H., Tsunade S.
Synesthesia by JonaBee reviews
Misato Katsuragi points a finger at a party. Where that finger lands doesn't seem like much, but it turns out to have profound consequences for everyone in the EVA Universe, and some who aren't.
Crossover - Ranma & Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,296 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 3/21/2015 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Ranma, Ritsuko A.
Infinite Stratos (IS) Yuri by shanejayell reviews
Short drabbly bits on IS yuri.
Infinite Stratos/IS<インフィニット・ストラトス> - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/16/2015 - Published: 1/31/2014
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 32142 - Favs: 19,019 - Follows: 15,583 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Spock Unleashed by BajaB reviews
Spock decides the temporal Prime directive has a different interpretation to his original one.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,566 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 61 - Published: 3/12/2015 - Complete
Scars by Rorschach's Blot reviews
The sequel to my first story in the Scooby Doo fandom, Vietnam. Story can be found towards the bottom of my profile page.
Scooby Doo - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,679 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 145 - Published: 3/11/2015 - Shaggy, Scooby Doo - Complete
Meh by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A place to put misc ideas that may or may not become real fics some day and don't fit into one of my other idea files.
Crossover - X-overs & TV X-overs - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,369 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 3/10/2015 - Published: 2/25/2015
The Wizard and the Lonely Princess by Harry Leferts reviews
We all have imaginary friends when we're young right? Well, as it turns out, Harry's might not be all that imaginary at all... Chapters 9-11Rewritten. Story Complete.
Crossover - Harry Potter & My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 155,306 - Reviews: 1546 - Favs: 2,100 - Follows: 1,869 - Updated: 3/10/2015 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Harry P., Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon - Complete
Masks by L. Mouse reviews
After Egypt, the Autobots cannot remain a secret. Can they make a new home for themselves on Earth? Can they defend Earth from a new threat? Ensemble cast, with numerous mechs imported from G1. Note warnings.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 113 - Words: 913,629 - Reviews: 1498 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 3/6/2015 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Bumblebee
Colors and Capes by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander in DC played for laughs. You've never seen crack like this before!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,607 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 3/5/2015 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Xander H.
Hermione Granger and the Marriage Law Revolution by Starfox5 reviews
Hermione Granger deals with the marriage law the Wizengamot passed after Voldemort's defeat - in the style of the French Revolution. Old scores are settled but new enemies gather their forces, determined to crush the new British Ministry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 127,718 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 1,081 - Follows: 974 - Updated: 2/28/2015 - Published: 8/5/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W., Viktor K. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates Fridays.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 72 - Words: 301,307 - Reviews: 5448 - Favs: 4,369 - Follows: 5,021 - Updated: 2/27/2015 - Published: 5/7/2012
A True Knight by MentallyDysfunctional reviews
A light Bolo awakens in the Riverlands as Lannisters forces sweep down upon them in raze and rapine...stranded in a strange world, the machine-warrior confronts his own programming, and chooses his purpose...another random boredom induced crossover which seemed too good (ie insane) to pass up.
Crossover - Bolo series & Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/19/2015 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Spygirl by Starfox5 reviews
Her father had told Harry that if Hermione was in danger he should hold that box in front of her and push the button. He'd never have expected that a series of flashing lights would transform Hermione into "Spygirl". Fortunately, the dozen Death Eaters facing them hadn't expected that either. Harry Potter/Spyboy crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Misc. Comics - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,789 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 2/13/2015 - Published: 1/9/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Doom of Lann by MentallyDysfunctional reviews
A dragon comes to Westeros, more terrible than any in the time of Aegon the Conqueror. Gold calls him, for all such serpents are creatures of greed, and only one place in Westeros holds the riches to slake his lust... Random boredom induced one-shot.
Crossover - Hobbit & Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/13/2015 - Smaug - Complete
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 997 - Favs: 3,842 - Follows: 2,167 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
The Road Not Taken by StarSword-C
Kanril Eleya AU, written for Unofficial Literary Challenge #7: "Skippy's List: Starfleet Edition" on the Star Trek Online forums. In an alternate 2409 where Eleya never joined Starfleet, she works as chief of security on Deep Space 9. Today her job is complicated by an international conference on the threat of the Borg.
Star Trek Online - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,335 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2015 - Complete
A Boy, His Dog, and a Firefly by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
You want a crazy crossover? I'll give you a crazy crossover!
Crossover - Firefly & Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/25/2015 - Complete
Sailor Moon Drabbles! by shanejayell reviews
A drabble. Also, cracky. Tuxedo Mask sees a movie and and thinks he has a new job. Part two: the Melancholy of Setsuna Meiou
Sailor Moon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/24/2015 - Published: 1/16/2015 - Ami M./Amy/Sailor Mercury, Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen, Rei H./Raye/Sailor Mars, Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon
Prologue to a Revolution by Starfox5 reviews
After the Battle of Hogwarts, the prominent Death Eaters taken prisoners were tried and sentenced. But what happened to the rest of Voldemort's followers? What happened to the Snatchers and the others who did his bidding in the Ministry? Harry and Hermione are about to find out in the prologue to "Hermione Granger and the Marriage Law Revolution".
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 59 - Published: 1/23/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Vehicular Manslaughter by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Fem!Shep finds a motorcycle. She invites Wrex along for a ride. The Warmaster accepts, though he fears he'll just be bored. That wasn't what he should have been afraid of...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/21/2015 - Shepard (F), U. Wrex - Complete
Downbelow by StarSword-C
Short vignette following on from "Shakedown Shenanigans", written for Unofficial Literary Challenges 6 and 7 on the Star Trek Online forums. As the USS Bajor leaves the shipyard for its first assignment, some of the junior crew get together in Ten Forward to discuss the mission and their captain.
Star Trek Online - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2015 - Complete
Konoha no Senkou Arashi by Minion of Set reviews
She's finally become a shinobi, after years of acting the fool. Well, mostly acting anyway... FemNaruto. NaruSasu. Please Read and Review. I think you'll be surprised. Indefinite Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 159,410 - Reviews: 1072 - Favs: 2,457 - Follows: 2,254 - Updated: 1/15/2015 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Naruko U., Sasuke U.
Children of Nemesis by Solaris242 reviews
There was a theory once, about Nemesis, the Dark Star. Stillborn twin to the sun, it wandered the void, black and cold, and every 25 million years, came back home. AU.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,142 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 1,175 - Updated: 1/15/2015 - Published: 9/11/2013
Via Osmosis by Uncle Stojil reviews
The night he was sealed inside the human child, the Kyuubi conceived a plan meant to give him freedom. Twelve years later, that plan is finally set in motion. And the brat is going to cooperate, that he knows it or not. AU and slight FFVII crossover.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 94,045 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 1,508 - Follows: 1,477 - Updated: 1/13/2015 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The First Flower of Spring by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
Because every ninja comes from somewhere. Lacking a presence in any ninja village, the Haruno are a clan just the same. Beholden to the traditions of her family, Sakura is changed, as are Team Seven's dynamics. What will become of them?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 90,167 - Reviews: 1478 - Favs: 2,159 - Follows: 2,301 - Updated: 1/10/2015 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Sakura H.
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,176 - Reviews: 1325 - Favs: 6,225 - Follows: 1,999 - Updated: 1/7/2015 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Ten Plagues by Lord Jeram reviews
Harry's search for the elusive Horcruxes takes a bloody turn, leading him into the crossfire of an invisible war - fought not between dark and light, but over the control of reality and magic itself. The players are unknown, and he must break free of a body of lies to find the truth.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 77,382 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 1/6/2015 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Mystery Twins: The Last Hurrah by ConiferousSiblings reviews
A fic with an older pair of Pine Twins (just graduated from High School) deciding to take a last summer trip to Gravity Falls together before they have to head off to college. Gotta warn you, the focus of the story is Pinecest so if that isn't your thing just don't read it. Fair warning: story gets a tad smutty in later chapters...
Gravity Falls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,694 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 1/5/2015 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Dipper P., Mabel P.
Strange Times Are Upon Us by StarSword-C
Written for Unofficial Literary Challenge #6: "Gods of Lower Decks in Wintry Timelines" on the STO forums. General Brokosh and his handpicked team of gangsters and mercs are fighting the Breen when technobabble ensues and they're transported to the Sol system in the mid-19th century.
Star Trek Online - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,953 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/2/2015 - Published: 12/21/2014 - Complete
Etymology by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU, post-Kakashi Gaiden, pre-Naruto, TWO-SHOT. A very young Naruto exploits a loophole and makes a flawed assumption. His mother is dismayed. His father thinks its hysterical. Read, review, and enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Reincarnation Roulette by Silver Queen reviews
Sometimes you get lucky. Sometimes you don't.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,491 - Reviews: 906 - Favs: 2,141 - Follows: 1,863 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 12/7/2012
From Iron to Gold by MentallyDysfunctional reviews
A Lord Commissar stands within the Red Keep, before him lies Westeros, now under the Imperium's benevolent heel, and a meeting with the man he has chosen to wield power in its name...
Crossover - Warhammer & Game of Thrones - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/25/2014
A Very Naruto Christmas by daniel-gudman reviews
Honestly this is probably even more ridiculous than what you're imagining.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,216 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Naruto U., Jiraiya, Tenten, Orochimaru
Harry the Hufflepuff 3 - Harry's Year off by BajaB reviews
Sequel - Read the others first, of course. Lazy!harry is back for another year of doing nothing. This will not be a long story. Sorry for the wait.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,967 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 2,032 - Follows: 1,021 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Complete
How to Think Without Thinking by sparrowette reviews
Reacting swiftly in odd situations is something Naruto has always been good at. But now Akatsuki is finally making a move, Naruto has a promise to keep and a promotion to earn, Karin insist he start procreating preferably yesterday and Jiraiya has left him alone again. You would think the Sannin would have learned something from the first time he did just that.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,999 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 2,605 - Follows: 2,940 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013
A Small but Loyal Fanbase by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
"Supernatural? You know that show about the hot brothers who kill monsters and demons? Andrew's favorite non-DoctorWho-related show? Yeah, apparently some whack-o went on a rampage and murdered half the cast and crew." The multi-dimensional aftermath of "The French Mistake." One-shot.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/16/2014 - Complete
Tinker, Golfer, Doctor, Trill by StarSword-C reviews
Written for Unofficial Literary Challenge #5: "Back from the Dead?" on the Star Trek Online forums. With the USS Bajor scheduled to head for the Delta Quadrant to fight the Vaadwaur, science chief Commander Birail Riyannis takes a layover at Deep Space 9 as an opportunity for her zhian'tara.
Star Trek Online - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2014 - Complete
Totally Normal by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
So, this new Karaoke bar is kind of weird, and Sweets' new girlfriend, who's currently in his face, ranting about his time in Los Angeles, is even weirder. Especially since Booth is pretty certain he's never met her before or dated her sister. One-shot.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/11/2014 - Dawn S., S. Booth, L. Sweets - Complete
Where ideas go to die by muishiki reviews
This is nothing more than a steaming pile of crap. These are plot bunnies and incomplete one offs that I probably will never complete or expand upon, so I'm putting them up for adoption.
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,526 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/11/2014
Harry and Luna Against the High Inquisitor by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Harry and Luna are in a new relationship, but have to deal with the machinations of High Inquisitor Dolores Umbridge. A tale of romance, unfair detentions, media relations, and charms. Sequel to "Protection from Nargles". HPLL, RWLB. In progress... and now finally updated (Dec. 2014)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 117,253 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 1,078 - Follows: 1,333 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 1/8/2012 - [Harry P., Luna L.] [Ron W., Lavender B.]
Solaere ssiun Hnaifv'daenn by StarSword-C reviews
Written for Literary Challenge #69: "Winter Wonderland Celebrations" on the Star Trek Online forums. While Lieutenant Commander Jaleh Khoroushi undertakes her Ramadan fast, the ch'M'R Aen'rhien travels to aid of a planet in the grips of an epidemic.
Star Trek Online - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,534 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2014 - Complete
Water under the bridge by dogbertcarroll reviews
No map, no home, but plenty of time and new sights to see for the few Scoobies who have left for the stars.
Crossover - Buffy X-overs & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,153 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 12/5/2014 - Published: 7/25/2010
With a Fox-Like Grin by fringeperson reviews
The most unpredictable ninja and king of pranks got to live to an old age, and the god of mischief would like to see his will of fire continue to burn. Oneshot, complete, don't own. Some heavy themes.
Crossover - Naruto & Thor - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 103 - Published: 12/4/2014 - Naruto U., Loki - Complete
NeverwhereHarry Potter Crossover by teshara reviews
An older Harry just wishes he could escape from his life. A chance encounter gives him his wish.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Neverwhere - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/4/2014 - Harry P., G. Ollivander - Complete
Deadlock by The King in White reviews
Orochimaru of the Densetsu no Sannin never falls to the darkness within, and remains loyal to Konoha. The future (especially that of three young genin-to-be) is changed forever. Co-authored with Ajax the Great.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,784 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 5/21/2014 - [Naruko U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.] Kakashi H.
No One Saw This Coming by Gigabomb reviews
Naruto x Sasuke, Kakashi x Gai. Naruto becomes pregnant. With Kakashi's child. ... Yeah, they don't know how it happened either.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,505 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 11/30/2014 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Last Rights by StarSword-C
Written for Unofficial Literary Challenge #5: "Back from the Dead?" on the Star Trek Online forums. Don't worry about the disruptor blast with your name on it; worry about the shrapnel addressed to "Occupant". When one of Captain Kanril Eleya's crewmen is killed by the Vaadwaur, the Kobali ask if they can pretty please have the body.
Star Trek Online - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,548 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/28/2014 - Complete
Mischief Managed by fringeperson reviews
A man with black hair, green eyes and pale skin watched over a child with black hair, green eyes, pale skin, and a variant of the Elder Futhark rune Sowilo etched upon his brow. Genfic. Do Not Own.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,705 - Reviews: 921 - Favs: 3,881 - Follows: 2,478 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 9/25/2014 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
Now You See It by Shana the Short reviews
[FANOWRIMO CHALLENGE, Sequel to The Eyes Have It] Thanks to certain efforts by certain people towards sewing discord and uncertainty amongst the other nations, inter-village politics convene in the Land of Iron months earlier than they might have without 'help'. Team Eight, against all odds, is dispatched as part of Konoha's contingent.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,420 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 1,214 - Follows: 1,228 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 11/1/2014 - Sakura H.
An American Geek in Halkeginia by Inner Legions reviews
An American takes what should have gone to a young man from another culture. Typical, just typical. WARNING: CONTAINS RAW, GRAPHIC KIPLING. May only be suitable for mature readers. (Chapters 1-14 have been revised. Working on Rumors of War revision at the moment.)
Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 198,005 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 979 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Louise, OC
Walking on Sunshine by dogbertcarroll reviews
Losing a bet and being forced to dress as Supergirl, Xander found Halloween a bit more of a hassle than he expected, but not nearly as much as the PTB did, so they sent him on a marvelous adventure.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,541 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 732 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Xander H.
O' Brave New World by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Year Five, crack pairing. Hermione's mum has come to visit after a nasty divorce. Sirius Black is an ex-convict. You get the picture... As do Harry and Hermione, unfortunately.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 69 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Catacombs and Kunoichi by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
A parody set in the world of a tabletop RPG where Sasuke is an egocentric munchkin, Naruto is an overzealous roleplayer, and Itachi is the GM who has to put up with their antics.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,690 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 11/6/2014 - Itachi U., Naruto U., Sasuke U., Team Seven
The Forest of Dean by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
A one shot AU of DH. Ron doesn't reconnect with his friends until three months later. But how much of a difference will THAT make?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 67 - Published: 11/17/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W. - Complete
Hero System SI DLC by Godogma reviews
"JOHN!" Being tossed by your friends into a crazy computer game to dance for their amusement can be ... stressful, but it can also be loads of fun. Watch the author as he bounces between universes following the rules of a game he didn't even get to pick.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,881 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 232 - Published: 11/13/2014
Consequences Are For Lesser Mortals by Sarah1281 reviews
After it's all over, Sakura isn't sure why they're even bothering to pretend that they need to decide Sasuke's fate. Everyone knows that they've been planning to just ignore everything he's done since he left Konoha years ago and she honestly can't see a little thing like, oh, every little act of high treason Sasuke's committed since then changing any of that.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,537 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 81 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Red Light Special by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Supergirl and Lex Luthor's attempts at experimentation with Red Kryptonite. No, not THAT kind...
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,620 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/10/2014 - Published: 10/15/2014 - Complete
How to Win Friends and Take Over the World by Silently Watches reviews
In which Voldemort is NOT an idiot, and so the world burns. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 64 - Published: 11/10/2014 - Lily Evans P., Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Auld Lang Syne by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
All good things must come to an end. [post-epilogue, public domain songfic]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/10/2014 - Team Seven, Team Ten, Team Eight, Team Gai - Complete
Charles Brown - SI at Large by Godogma reviews
Charles Brown was just a regular guy at a dead end job until he opened the box from Ebay. After which his life became an adventure. Join us for the story of the aspiring murder-hobo and his friends as they jaunt from universe to universe making money and causing chaos by exploiting reality. Current crosses AD&D, Harry Potter, BtVS and random movies and other RPG games.
Crossover - Misc. Games & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 42,105 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 11/10/2014 - Published: 11/6/2014
Möbius strip by JonaBee reviews
When Nodoka is attacked, it will lead to a strange connection between Ranma Saotome and Ami Mizuno. The fiance situation and fighting youma were bad enough, but how could things get even more complicated? They're about to find out exactly how convoluted things can be.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,981 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 10/28/2014 - Ami M./Amy/Sailor Mercury, Saeko M./Mrs. Mizuno, Nodoka, Ranma
The MILF and the Veela by whitetigerwolf reviews
When Harry doesn't step forward after his name is drawn from the Goblet of Fire, Dumbledore uses the Goblet to summon his wayward student. Awkwardness ensues. ONE-SHOT, COMPLETE. M for...embarrassing situations and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 386 - Published: 11/6/2014 - [Harry P., Narcissa M., Fleur D.] Draco M. - Complete
Saith Daehpahr hrrafv Llaiirevha by StarSword-C
Written for Unofficial Literary Challenge 4 on the Star Trek Online forums. When Velal, Praetor of the Romulan Star Empire, sues for peace with the Romulan Republic, Morgaiah t'Thavrau and D'trel tr'Rihannsu must make it happen. But can they pull it off despite their own doubts, Tal'Shiar interference, and D'trel's hatred of the Empire?
Star Trek Online - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,646 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/5/2014 - Complete
To Absent Friends by StarSword-C
Written for Literary Challenge #68: "STO Halloween" on the Star Trek Online forums. It's the Fourth of Kadera by the Bajoran calendar, the Day of Remembrance. Captain Kanril Eleya of the USS Bajor is between adventures, and she takes some time off to visit the ship's memorial wall.
Star Trek Online - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,483 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/5/2014 - Complete
Shakedown Shenanigans by StarSword-C reviews
Written for Unofficial Literary Challenge #4: "The Return of the Revenge of the Unofficial LC of DOOOOOMMMMMM!" on the Star Trek Online forums. A newly promoted Captain Kanril Eleya arrives at 40 Eridani A Starfleet Construction Yards to assume command of the USS Bajor. Paperwork, snipe hunts, and a bit of violence ensue.
Star Trek Online - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,916 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/5/2014 - Complete
Remembrance of the Fallen by StarSword-C
Crossover with the Masterverse shared universe, written with Takeshi6 for Literary Challenge #68: "STO Halloween" on the Star Trek Online forums. Tiana Lanstar visits the grave of her wife Sobaru for the Bajoran Day of Remembrance, and looks back on the first time she celebrated it at Starfleet Academy with Sobaru and an upperclassman named Kanril Eleya.
Star Trek Online - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,307 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/5/2014 - Complete
Frostbite by StarSword-C
Written for Unofficial Literary Challenge #2: "Time After Time" on the STO forums. The USS Bajor discovers an uncharted Class M planet in the Rolor Nebula with possible Preserver ruins on it, and Tess Phohl and Biri Riyannis beam down with an away team to investigate. But when the Bajor has to leave to protect a transport, the team is cut off from support and gets into trouble.
Star Trek Online - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,452 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/5/2014 - Complete
Waiting for one's arrival by Racke reviews
Albus Dumbledore has no Boy-Who-Lived. What he does have is a headache, and two very odd children searching for a cure to a wasting illness in Hogwarts' library.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,868 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 175 - Published: 11/2/2014 - Albus D. - Complete
Heroes by whitetigerwolf reviews
Anne Possible thinks of the diffrences between her and her children. FemHarry. One-Shot. Complete
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kim Possible - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Harry P., Anne Possible - Complete
Master of Death by whitetigerwolf reviews
When her daughter and unborn grandchild are threatened, Anne Possible assumes a role she had not used in many years. Sequel to Heroes (Don't Need to read, but recommended). Kim/Shego, Kigo. FemSlash. FemHarry. Anne is FemHarry. T for violence. One-Shot. Complete. No Plans to Continue. Challenge mentioned at the end of the story. Please Review.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 106 - Published: 10/31/2014 - [Kim P., Shego] Harry P., Anne Possible - Complete
Jinchūriki Nine by Lithius Osmius reviews
Sasuke discovers a truth hidden from him: that he is a demon container. Further yet, he learns that Naruto and he aren't the only ones in Konoha. Both need to find the others, survive intrigue and evil organizations, and not try to kill each other. And maybe, just maybe, they might save the world. AU, Epic length, Likeable Sasuke, Non-Canon Jinchuriki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,195 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 9/27/2014 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Sasuke U., Anko M.
Nanoha Crossovers that Should Not Be! by shanejayell reviews
First, Mecha Girl Lethal Nanoha! Two: Nanoha Fortress 2!
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,671 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/29/2014 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Nanoha T.
Walking in the shadows by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander's road trip takes him much farther then he ever dreamed possible.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,938 - Reviews: 1138 - Favs: 1,590 - Follows: 1,478 - Updated: 10/29/2014 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Xander H.
Duplicitous Destiny by CeruleanSlane reviews
When Harry Potter dies trying to save her life, Daphne Greengrass takes his place to prevent the wizarding world from collapsing into a panic at the return of Voldemort and the loss of the boy-who-lived. Can she keep her secret and pretend to be the hero the world needs long enough to find a way to bring the real thing back to life? Or will she eventually stop needing to pretend?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 68,010 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 10/28/2014 - Published: 7/5/2014
Semper Fi by MentallyDysfunctional reviews
As SICON struggles to confront the Bug threat on Pluto, a single Marauder trooper stands defiant on a lonely ridge. Her squad rushing toward the LZ with arachnids hard on their heels, she has chosen to remain behind to buy just a little more time...
Roughnecks - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2014 - Complete
Gravity Falls - Shorts! by dogbertcarroll reviews
A series of random one shots set in the world of the Falls.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,352 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/24/2014 - Published: 5/28/2014
Ninja Centerfold by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Wherein Karin learns one of the biggest downsides of traveling in a group composed entirely of teenage boys.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/23/2014 - Karin U., Juugo, Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Common Sense by DisobedienceWriter reviews
My odd ideas file. Little snippets that don't quite merit their own stories. Some funny; some less so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 118,728 - Reviews: 1608 - Favs: 1,664 - Follows: 1,061 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
Snape's Alternate Sorting by teshara reviews
What if Severus Snape had not been sorted into Slytherin? 100 Word Challenge #171: Snape's Sorting AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/19/2014 - Severus S., Sorting Hat - Complete
Tale of a num by Biigoh reviews
Utter and complete nonsense... but how does one determine what is sensible and what is nonsensical? Come, hear the tale of a num.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,714 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/14/2014 - Published: 12/18/2009
Chosen Successor by Kyogre reviews
Oneshot. How Naruto Became the Sixth Hokage at Age Sixteen. (Completely honestly and legally.) Or, five conversations that didn't happen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,582 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 1,182 - Follows: 314 - Published: 10/14/2014 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S., Tsunade S. - Complete
Petals From the Sky by teshara reviews
The kisses from Hermione's trip to Bulgaria.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/13/2014 - Hermione G., Viktor K. - Complete
Preconceptions by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander loses his memory and Buffy decides it's the perfect time to cut him out of the slaying. What he doesn't remember he can't miss and by the time his memory returns it'll be a done deal, right?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,038 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 1,211 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Xander H.
Sirrah, Sirrah by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Just another conversation over the water cooler between two Jump protagonists. [gen, crack]
Crossover - Naruto & Gintama - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/10/2014 - Naruto U., Gintoki S. - Complete
Apocalyptus Interruptus by v1dya reviews
This is basically an omake of Security! by ack1308. After reading it, I couldn't help but think of what I'd do if I was thrown into the worm universe. Then, I had this idea.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,239 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 10/8/2014 - Published: 8/9/2014
Underneath the Underneath by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
People see what they want to, and not what's actually there. Ibiki and Anko have plenty of experience with this, which is probably how they became such fast friends.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,146 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/5/2014 - Anko M., Ibiki M.
Questionable Content: At the NRRD convention by shanejayell reviews
As Marigold and Hannelore go to the NRRD convention, things change. YURI/Femslash later.
Misc. Comics - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,447 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/3/2014 - Published: 11/3/2009
Judgement by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Naruto and Sasuke's final battle begins. [gen]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/3/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Powers That Be by George P
The day after her defeat at Canterlot High, Sunset Shimmer realizes that she still has some powers. She knows what she wants to do with them, and she won't let the school janitor stop her. If that's who he truly is ...
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,380 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2014 - Complete
No Longer Alone by Iced Blood reviews
The world of ninja is a fickle one, filled with political machinations and too much backstabbing to be considered an accident. So what happens when one ninja village decides to place the safety and happiness of its youngest recruits over the general safety of the people they serve? You get a village with two demons, taught to kill, and the only thing holding them back is humanity.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 142,071 - Reviews: 1672 - Favs: 2,205 - Follows: 2,164 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 10/27/2005 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Coming Together by teshara reviews
While on a quest in the name of house-elf equality Hermione discovers both a living Severus Snape and a missing piece of wizarding history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,944 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/23/2014 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] OC - Complete
Falling Up! by dogbertcarroll reviews
The Pine twins are caught in an incautious moment by their parents. With their secret revealed they're sent to stay with Great Aunt, as apparently this isn't the first time something like this has happened in their family.
Crossover - Sky High & Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,302 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 9/23/2014 - Published: 8/3/2014
Silencio by DeviantD reviews
A worm AU - Taylor Hebert lost more than just some dignity when she was shoved in the locker. Infections hospitalised her and destroyed her vocal chords. In desperate need for people to pay attention, her powers developed rather differently. Mostly only T, but erring on the side of caution due to language and such.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,855 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 4/15/2014 - Skitter, Panacea
You Thought There Would Be a Happy Ending by Lucillia reviews
And, there will be. Eventually. Just not the one you'd expected.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/20/2014 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Drunken Black Magic by whitetigerwolf reviews
After a night of drinking in celebration of the defeat of Voldemort, Harry and his friends find themselves waking up in Roanapur...in the beds of some very dangerous people. M for language, Drinking, Adult situations. One-Shot. COMPLETE. Please Review.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 54 - Published: 9/19/2014 - Complete
Go Through His Pockets and Look For Loose Change by Lucillia reviews
Naruto is a good ninja and a good person. Aside from his little corpse robbing habit that is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 1,194 - Follows: 1,156 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Naruto U.
On the Loch-Out by teshara reviews
The Lovegoods have an interesting way of screening Luna's suitors.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2014 - Luna L., Zacharias S., Xenophilius L. - Complete
A Policeman's Lot is Not a Happy One by Lucillia reviews
Despite the fact that the job was practically a sinecure, the Uchiha officers of the Konoha Military Police Force didn't just hang around drinking coffee and snacking on doughnuts. Even though they didn't particularly care for Konoha's other residents, they had a job to do. And, as a matter of pride, they did it well. Even when it took them to the darkest places...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,069 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 9/15/2014 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Fugaku U., Obito U., Tekka U.
The Wide World of Magic by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Post-Hogwarts. Harry can't even repair a damaged house without stumbling into major trouble. Harry intrudes upon the kidnapping of former Minister Fudge and finds himself drafted into a secret attempt to find and rescue the wizard. Humor, Spy!Harry, Harry-searching-for-a-career, Bumbling!Harry-becoming-Powerful!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,105 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 894 - Updated: 9/14/2014 - Published: 7/18/2014 - Harry P.
Physical Reality by GrackleBird reviews
Sword Art Online was technically an all-ages game. Which means engaging in certain, er, aspects of a romantic relationship could be a bit difficult... Kirito/Asuna & video game mechanics.
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/13/2014 - Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y.
R&D by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF but why should all the costumes be American when the proprietor isn't? Xander dresses as the last human alive...
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,918 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 9/11/2014 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Xander H.
Hope Comes to Brockton Bay by ack1308 reviews
Worm is a dark world, a grim world. Everything is gritty, everyone has an agenda. The world itself is spiraling toward ruin. Enter Hope. She's just a nice kid with a unique set of superpowers, who only wants to help people. But will she have enough of an effect on the world to stave off disaster? Only time will tell. NOTE: Hope is an original character, created using the GURPS RPG.
Crossover - Misc. Games & Worm - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 127 - Words: 527,351 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 9/9/2014 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Skitter, Panacea, Danny H., OC - Complete
Aen'rhien Vailiuri by StarSword-C reviews
One-shot written for Literary Challenge 67: Delta Rising on the Star Trek Online Forums. Khre'Riov Morgan t'Thavrau is assigned to a medium-range exploratory expedition in the Delta Quadrant. It's the night shift and things are quiet, when they pick up a distress signal and warp to the rescue.
Star Trek Online - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,621 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/9/2014 - Complete
Strained Harmony by Sunshine Temple reviews
Chapter 5 up. this is a story of Ranma and a new job she gets... it's not exactly a manly job but that's okay, it makes for a more convincing disguise. And over time Ranma comes to really love her new job... and her new ward.
Crossover - Ranma & Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 213,349 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 928 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Hotaru T./Sailor Saturn, Setsuna M./Sailor Pluto, Ranma
In Fire Forged by OmgImPwned reviews
In a world where modern physics and chakra are seemingly irreconcilable, fifteen-year-old Haruno Sakura graduates as a first-grade genin with the year's highest academic scores and is thrust into a world more complex and a lot less nice than she would have thought at first. AU. Volume one of a planned trilogy. Ch 8, Ignition 1.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 53,144 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 873 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Sakura H.
SM Fragments by dogbertcarroll reviews
Stray ideas for SM stories.
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,964 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 6/20/2007
A Life in the Sun by romantiscue reviews
When Sasuke kills the man Hinata has decided she loves, she travels back to a time where she can grow strong enough to unmake that one event. All for him. At least, that's what she tells herself when she leaves the present. Pragmatic!selfish!Hinata. Because I got tired of blushing, sweet, canon-compliant!Hinata and onetruluv time-travel stories.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,394 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 8/21/2014 - Published: 1/24/2014 - Hinata H.
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1116 - Favs: 4,652 - Follows: 1,979 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Fragmented Ideas by Chilord reviews
A variety incompleted story starts that will not likely be finished.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 301,056 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Complete
From Bajor to the Black, and The Universe Doesn't Cheat by StarSword-C reviews
Written for LC66.2 on the Star Trek Online forums. Asked why she originally joined Starfleet, Captain Kanril Eleya of the USS Bajor starts reminiscing about her past, from what brought her to the military on up to becoming a Starfleet commanding officer. Also included is the one-shot "The Universe Doesn't Cheat", detailing her run through the Kobayashi Maru.
Star Trek Online - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,971 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/17/2014 - Complete
Man of Steel: A Alternate Take by shanejayell reviews
Short drabble on Man Of Steel. SPOILERS.
Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Clark K./Superman/Kal-El, Lois L. - Complete
Love at first sight by Racke reviews
It'd been a long, long time since he'd met her. A long, long time since he'd been struck speechless by everything that she was.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/13/2014 - [Archer, Rin T.] [Arturia Pendragon, Shirō E.] - Complete
TriWizard Alternatives by Larry Huss reviews
The TriWizard Tournament was a year-long plot by Voldemort's minions. Something that long and complicated with so many parts all having to mesh perfectly had many occasions when something could have gone wrong. Especially as some of the actions of the false Moody required experimental spells, never before attempted. Some minor glitches could have brought disaster for the villains.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,409 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 66 - Published: 8/13/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
First Knight by dogbertcarroll reviews
The Council is up and running, so the Scoobs have finally gotten a chance to take a breath and look around... only to find one of them missing. Xander's returned to the US and the search for the man leads to a certain hotel...
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Movie X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,024 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 7/16/2014
Ritually Yours by Stephen Ratliff reviews
When Harry Potter rescued Hermione Granger from the troll, he didn't expect it to complete a ritual that would give him a real family. Hermione Granger, on the other hand, was doomed to loudly regret that rescue laboring under much pain the next July.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,569 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 1,520 - Follows: 1,628 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 10/21/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Mistakes We Make by fringeperson reviews
Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes - Oscar Wilde. Sarah was coming to realise she'd made rather a lot of mistakes, but at least she could take comfort in the fact that she wasn't the only one. Oneshot. Don't own. Complete.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,186 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Complete
FUS ROH DAttebayo! by Huoyingmi reviews
Naruto! Naruto! By his honor is sworn! To keep, evil, forever at bay! And Akatsuki will route! When they hear triumph's shout! Naruto, for your, blessings we pray!
Crossover - Naruto & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,811 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Naruto U.
Top Gear 3025 by JA Baker reviews
Tonight, on a very special Top Gear: James gets a little agitated, Richard goes very fast, and I get a little hot under the collar. All that and more, tonight, on Top Gear!
Mechwarrior/Battletech - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,041 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/4/2014 - Complete
Sentinels by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
What if the US government response to mutants was a bit more... Measured? One-shot.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/3/2014 - Complete
Well, He's Always Saying It by Lucillia reviews
The man who creates cover identities for the 00s decides to have a little fun with 007's.
James Bond - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/31/2014 - James Bond/007 - Complete
On The Rocks by dogbertcarroll reviews
The sequel to Going over the falls. The time loop has begun!
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 64 - Published: 7/29/2014 - Dipper P., Mabel P.
It's a SIN by dogbertcarroll reviews
My SI bit it in Marvel and wakes up in a while new world, but can he survive in an anime universe as the main character?
Crossover - Marvel & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,394 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 7/18/2014
Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,544 - Reviews: 5362 - Favs: 7,746 - Follows: 6,531 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
He has a dog by dogbertcarroll reviews
The Order of the Phoenix calls in outside help to deal with their little problem...
Crossover - Scooby Doo & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,818 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 7/18/2014
The Headhunt by StarSword-C reviews
Written for Literary Challenge #65: Myths & Lore on the Star Trek Online forums. The USS Bajor responds to a reported break-in at the Federation supermax prison Facility 4028. Lieutenant Dul'krah, Clan Korekh is assigned to investigate.
Star Trek Online - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,365 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/12/2014 - Complete
The Instrumentality of Mankind by Chuckman reviews
We love you.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/10/2014 - Complete
The Unicorn at Hogwarts by Saphroneth reviews
After discovering that Cadence is not who she appears to be, Twilight is sent to another world entirely by the disguised Changeling Queen to avoid her plan being disrupted. When Twilight lands, she discovers that not only have Spike and their pets followed her, but that they've arrived in a world where the main sentient species is human. There's still a magic school, though.
Crossover - Harry Potter & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,925 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 7/10/2014 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Twilight Sparkle
Continuations That May Never Be by drakensis reviews
I've left an unfortunate number of stories that aren't completed. In some cases I have a substantial number of scenes written that weren't fully worked into the narrative. Since it seems a shame for them never to see light of day... here they are.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 68,915 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/9/2014
The Hammer by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Thor, Jane, and "hammers".
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/4/2014 - Thor - Complete
Not Your Average Konoha Academy Graduate by Diresquirrel reviews
The castle just collapsed and it wasn't my fault. Really. Can't a guy have a beachside vacation in peace? If you don't know, I'm Naruto Uzumaki. I'm a wizard. Here's my card. And for the last time: no, I don't do love potions.
Crossover - Naruto & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,914 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 864 - Updated: 7/4/2014 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Naruto U., Bob
Harry Potter and Milo Amastacia-Liadon and the innecesary subquest by Tyrwnts2buy reviews
Imagine everything went perfectly well, bullets dodged and everything as in H.P. and the chamber. Well, the H.P. and the Nat 20 story is so good I felt tempted to do something myself.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,322 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/3/2014
Saiyan Birds and Bees by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Vegeta gives Rule!63 Gohan... The talk.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 46 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Goku, Gohan, Vegeta - Complete
Yet Even More Fragments by dogbertcarroll reviews
Started on a fourth one to keep the chapter numbers down. Random ideas that aren't ready for prime time!
Crossover - X-overs & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 118,044 - Reviews: 1364 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 4/24/2014 - Complete
Legacy of ch'Rihan by StarSword-C
Novelization of the Romulan tutorial, inspired by the prompt for LC42 on the STO forum. Morgan t'Thavrau, the best vintner on Virinat, has always been secretive about her past, a past which violently collides with the present when the Tal'Shiar intrude upon the i'Haanikh harvest festival.
Star Trek Online - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/24/2014
Indomitable by ShaperV reviews
Naruto isn’t a moron. Jiraiya isn’t a clueless loser. The Kyuubi doesn’t intend to die. Three simple facts that will change the course of history. Eventual Naruto/Multi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,589 - Reviews: 1352 - Favs: 4,645 - Follows: 5,124 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Naruto U.
Rationalising Death by Scientist's Thesis reviews
What if the mentioned super intelligence of Yagami Light and his antagonists wasn't just informed, but was actually true?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Crime/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 54,841 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 897 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Light Y., L, Misa A.
Acceleration by The-Chibi-Poe reviews
The results of her trip into the locker yield a different sort of administration for Taylor Hebert. Overwhelming power isn't a solution to all of your problems. Sometimes it creates more than it solves. A lesson that Taylor is going to learn all too well.
Crossover - Worm & A Certain Scientific Railgun/とある科学の超電磁砲 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 99,999 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 1,078 - Follows: 551 - Published: 6/21/2014 - Complete
The Demon and the Dead Man by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto is three, he gets a brother. A brother that previously belonged to someone else.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 49,264 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 1,145 - Follows: 1,186 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Naruto U., Izuna U.
Reality Is Fluid by StarSword-C reviews
Two-parter written for Literary Challenge 64 on the STO forums. While the USS Bajor is testing a new sensor array on the Bajoran wormhole, something goes drastically wrong and Captain Kanril Eleya becomes swept up in the intrigues of the Prophets as well as intrigues closer to home.
Star Trek Online - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,694 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/19/2014 - Complete
Flowers by GenkaiFan reviews
What is the true meaning of what happened when 11 year old Harry is asked: "What would I get if I added asphodel to an infusion of Wormwood?" This is a one shot. Enjoy. Canon for the most part, character death at the end.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 148 - Published: 6/19/2014 - Harry P., Severus S., Neville L. - Complete
In Bad Faith by Slayer Anderson reviews
I never pretended to know what I was doing in my last life. Why should I pretend to know anything about this one? Well, the other option is a horrific and bloody death, so...I better start learning how to be a witch. OC Self-Insert/Draco's Younger Sister. [DEAD]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 73,552 - Reviews: 998 - Favs: 2,847 - Follows: 2,982 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 6/17/2013 - OC, Draco M.
Of the Day's Annoyances by Lucillia reviews
Excerpts from the journal of a Hyuuga Hiashi who raises Naruto. October 12, Potty Training: How is this my responsibility?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,880 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 993 - Follows: 962 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Hiashi H., Naruto U., Neji H., Sasuke U.
My Real Name Is by Lucillia reviews
Nobody in SG-1 is who they seem to be, or are they?...Just kidding. Colonel O'Neill came up with a game after reading some Wormhole X-Treme! fan fiction, and the rest of SG-1 decided to play along.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 4/4/2012 - J. O'Neill
Just Check Both by Lucillia reviews
Moments in the life of a Naruto who inherited a rather useless Kekkei Genkai from his father. Not in Chronological Order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 1,435 - Follows: 1,273 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Naruto U.
Knight Errant by JA Baker reviews
There are few problems in the multiverse that can not be solved by the appropriate application of Bolo's...
Crossover - TV X-overs & Bolo series - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,762 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/10/2014 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Complete
I Still Say it Looks like a Nail by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander takes a little time off to let his wounds heal after the Olaf incident. His mother's estranged brother's place should be quiet enough to give him the time to heal, after all how exciting could working in deep space telemetry be?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,138 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 1,124 - Follows: 1,153 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Xander H.
Naruto: Game of the Year Edition by Majin Hentai X reviews
On Hiatus due to Real Life and I'm sorry so deeply sorry for the broken promise
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 208,515 - Reviews: 2658 - Favs: 4,974 - Follows: 4,982 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Naruto U.
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragonfly by jacobk reviews
Who says living in Brockton Bay is suffering? If things went differently, even Taylor Hebert could have a little fun. My entry in the "Taylor triggers with a different power" genre.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,639 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 11/14/2013 - Skitter
The Rainbow Connection by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Shinji gets a slightly different guardian. A very possessive one. One-shot.
Crossover - Evangelion & Muppet Show - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 47 - Published: 5/31/2014 - Complete
FiM: Binky Pie by Miyajima reviews
Pinkie Pie is visited by a strange customer whilst working at Sugarcube Corner. Chaos ensues.
Crossover - Discworld & My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,687 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Death
Dis Guy, Eh? by dogbertcarroll reviews
A one way ticket to the afterlife gets derailed when the wrong person enters the portal...
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,880 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 1/25/2014
An Anomalous Nightmare by StarSword-C reviews
One-shot set in the Bait and Switch-verse, written for Literary Challenge #63 on the Star Trek Online forum. The USS Bajor becomes trapped in an anomaly en route to New Romulus.
Star Trek Online - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,862 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23/2014 - Complete
The Mad Scientist of Azkaban by Racke reviews
Pumpkins killing each other, extravagant masquerades in the honor of a merciless queen, abominations towards creation, and Dr Harry Potter. There's a lot of screaming coming from the Island of Azkaban tonight. WARNING! Crack, Horror, and gory imagery
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,287 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 215 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Complete
Doctor Dearest by Lucillia reviews
Auror Harry Potter runs into the Tenth Doctor during School Reunion, however, matters are slightly complicated by the fact that a future incarnation of the Doctor is Harry's mother. During a couple adventures together, Harry gets to know one of the parents he lost.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,841 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 5/21/2014 - Published: 2/6/2012 - 10th Doctor, Harry P.
No Way In Hell by Lucillia reviews
After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,121 - Reviews: 1064 - Favs: 3,472 - Follows: 2,003 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Chickenzilla by Lucillia reviews
For those who wanted the Chicken Chapter from The Consequences of Drunken Experiments to become its own story. Things go off into left field and the Uchiha Massacre gets derailed when the giant chicken that a smashed Orochimaru created escapes and a young Naruto finds it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 9,116 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 1,323 - Follows: 1,159 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Fugaku U.
Chasing Yesterday by The King in White reviews
Rokudaime Hokage Uchiha Sasuke is a man with nothing beyond duty to the dead. Yet when a second chance comes from the lips of a demon, his battles begin anew... REWRITING.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 183,469 - Reviews: 1386 - Favs: 2,965 - Follows: 2,939 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 3/5/2012 - [Sasuke U., Naruko U.] Itachi U., Hinata H.
Dead Sirius by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It's a seriously bad idea to ignore a man's last request.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,350 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 1,077 - Follows: 333 - Published: 5/11/2014 - N. Tonks, Sirius B. - Complete
Copyright Infringement by dogbertcarroll reviews
Johnathan and Xander burgled all the Coach's files and equipment on the swim team's transformation to make sure there wouldn't be anything fishy in their future, but what Johnathan does with the project's gear and a couple of blood samples...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,610 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Xander H.
Yet More Fragments by dogbertcarroll reviews
Started on a third one to keep the chapter numbers down. Random ideas that aren't ready for prime time!
Crossover - X-overs & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 131,163 - Reviews: 1542 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 2/7/2014 - Complete
Hope Through Overwhelming Firepower Side Stories by Border42 reviews
A place where I stick everything tangentially related to the actual fic.
Crossover - Gunbuster & Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,921 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 4/21/2014 - Published: 3/9/2014
Red Fire, Red Planet by StarSword-C reviews
Sol. The invincible paradise at the heart of the Federation. What happens when a Lethean mercenary and his motley crew of misfits find their way in? Novelization of the Cryptic mission "Second Star to the Right, Straight on 'til Morning", with perspectives from both sides of the battle.
Star Trek Online - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,806 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/21/2014 - Published: 3/24/2014
Policing Middle Earth by aotearoan reviews
Vimes is Ankh Morpork's Ambassador to Middle Earth. As might be expected from the man who hates kings and Destiny, Middle Earth makes Vimes angry. Will he punch Aragorn in the nose? Will he learn a few things? Tune in for the latest!
Crossover - Discworld & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,458 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Sam Vimes, Aragorn
Silencio Omake Archive by DeviantD reviews
These are an assortment of Omake written by readers over in the SB threads. Some are posted here only due to SB guidelines.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,926 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 93 - Published: 4/16/2014
A DIC-less SI by dogbertcarroll reviews
Summary? We don't need no stinking summaries! Not your typical SI, as actually inserting myself would be dull as he would sit at home and read fanfics rather than actually do anything, so enjoy your generic fanfic-author insert!
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,672 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 4/16/2014 - Published: 4/15/2014
Faithfulness by fringeperson reviews
Necromongers. They are the name that will convert, or kill, every last living soul. Sometimes, even faced with a horrific death, someone will choose to stand by their faith. Sometimes, watching someone else be that brave will have an impact on those who thought they had given up the fight long ago. Oneshot. Complete. Don't Own.
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/15/2014 - The Purifier, Riddick, OC - Complete
Hope Through Overwhelming Firepower by Border42 reviews
The smallest act or difference can be all that is needed to change the future. Now Diebuster!Taylor stands to make more than small or simple changes for the future of mankind.
Crossover - Gunbuster & Worm - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 75,958 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 1,080 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Skitter - Complete
The Prank by Erisah Mae reviews
Or, why it's a bad idea to start a prank war with the son of a Marauder. Slight Ron-bashing, non-graphic slashy themes. Malfoy with a sense of humour. Pure crack-fic, even beyond my usual levels.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/14/2014 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Limbo partners by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander is sucked into Acaltha's portal, but hell isn't his destination. Belasco's Limbo just went co-op.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,414 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 4/11/2014 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Xander H.
A Hogwarts Home Companion by Diresquirrel reviews
Welcome to Diagon Alley, where they food is disgusting, the clothes are out of style and all the pureblood children are below average. A Harry Potter and Prairie Home Companion crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Radio Dramas - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,372 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/10/2014
Don't fear the reaper by dogbertcarroll reviews
Summoning the Death God to seal the fox into his son goes slightly wrong...
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,190 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 201 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Complete
Common Name by fringeperson reviews
In just one city it is entirely possible that there live some fifty people with the same family name that have no relation to each other, or at least, not within the last five generations. Oneshot. Don't own. Complete. Marauders Era, kinda.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,228 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 148 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Sirius B. - Complete
Fox At The Front by Cy-Fox Unit reviews
Fifty years ago, Maria Robotnik was shot on the Space Colony ARK and left for dead. Managing to make it off of the doomed space colony, her transport crash landed on Earth. Little did she know, she had awakened her salvation, a Mark XXXIII Bolo, a sentient planetary defense tank that disappeared from its post in a storm. Together, they must defend Earth from the Black Arms.
Crossover - Sonic the Hedgehog & Bolo series - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,840 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2014 - Maria R., Shadow, Black Doom
Wait, What? by Publicola reviews
Points of divergence in the Harry Potter universe. Those moments where someone really ought to have taken a step back and asked, "Wait, what?" An ongoing collection of one-shots. Episode 16: Why I Like You.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,551 - Reviews: 1134 - Favs: 1,529 - Follows: 1,535 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
Shinji and Warhammer40k by Charles Bhepin reviews
Shinji Ikari finds a boxful of insanity and becomes even more unhinged than before. Somehow, this is A Good Thing. As the grim dark future melts into stark bleak present, upon a throne of tropes humanity might find the savior it so requires. [story halted; see REMASTER version]
Crossover - Evangelion & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 755,729 - Reviews: 1738 - Favs: 2,681 - Follows: 1,929 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 11/11/2007
Breaking in Rumia by Chibi-Reaper reviews
A successful summoning is all Louise ever dreamed of. It may well be all she ever gets. A Youkai is not a being easily brought to heel. Note: contains some formatting and line-break errors. I'll fix them in time.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Touhou Project - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 52 - Words: 71,781 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 3/30/2014 - Published: 3/17/2014 - Louise, Rumia
The Uchiha Problem by Sarah1281 reviews
Danzo was never pleased about the loose end that Sasuke represented but he could live with it. Three years of the kid living it up with the killer of their Hokage later, 'not pleased' might be a bit of an understatement. Tsunade could never understand just why Danzo didn't push for Sasuke to be in the Bingo Book but Itachi is really being quite unreasonable about the matter.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,079 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/30/2014 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Tsunade S., Danzō S. - Complete
Omake Mugen by Majin Hentai X reviews
A series of omakes for bad idea and crack filtration to improve over all writing
Anime X-overs - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,653 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/29/2014 - Published: 1/13/2009
Alternate Scene in a Railway Carriage Compartment 2 by Rumour of an Alchemist reviews
Alternate Universe. One-shot. It's September the first, 1991, and Harry Longbottom is hoping to get some urgently needed reading done in quiet, when someone drops by... Rated K .
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/29/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Neville L. - Complete
Copycat by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF Xander creates his own character from a bunch of partial New Mutants' outfits, but what happens when the spell ends?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,413 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 1,006 - Follows: 917 - Updated: 3/25/2014 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Xander H.
I wouldn't exactly call that sitting by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander is chosen... To babysit Dawn while Joyce joins Giles searching for Buffy in LA following the Alcatha incident. Unfortunately for Xander, Dawn has a plan, The Mayor has a spell, and TV has its first live broadcast Reality Show!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,141 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 1,208 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Xander H. - Complete
The Laughing Fox by Lord Dragon Claw reviews
What if Naruto were to be raised by the Joker? Such an idea is so wrong, and yet so right. Not to be taken too seriously.
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,908 - Reviews: 1515 - Favs: 2,982 - Follows: 2,621 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U., Joker
Lovehammer Collection by drakensis reviews
A collection of short stories and snippets I wrote for the Lovehammer crossover. Warning, mood varies from the dark to the very silly.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Warhammer - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,887 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/18/2014 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Khârn the Betrayer, Konrad Kurze/Night Haunter, Mortarion
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 8533 - Favs: 15,460 - Follows: 10,713 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Keitaro's Traveling Inn by dogbertcarroll reviews
Kietaro gets a monkey's paw and makes several thoughtless wishes...
Crossover - X-overs & Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,292 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 176 - Published: 3/14/2014
Storybook Hero by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry is sure he's living in a fairy tale with himself as the hero. Really, what else makes sense?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,295 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 2,103 - Follows: 2,294 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Harry P.
Switched Lives by AvocadoLove reviews
What if Kakashi led Iruka's life and vice-versa?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/11/2014 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Amontillado, Chilled by Diresquirrel reviews
"The thousand insults she had put upon me I bore as best I could, but when she turned to torture and injury, I swore revenge." A dark revenge fic.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 50 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Skitter, Shadow Stalker - Complete
For the Love of Fire Princess by drakensis reviews
Please remember that no matter who you are and what you do to live, thrive and survive, there are still some things that make us all the same. Everybody needs somebody to love. Azula/SI
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,490 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Azula
Elizium for the Sleepless Souls by Voice of the Nephilim reviews
The crumbling island prison of Azkaban has been evacuated, its remaining prisoners left behind. Time growing short, Harry Potter will make one final bid for freedom, enlisting an unlikely crew of allies in a daring escape, where nothing is as it seems.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,712 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Disintegration Mechanism by romantiscue reviews
You will grant him a kunoichi-style execution. One-sided Uchihacest, non-explicit. Darkish. Twisty.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,416 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/7/2014 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Great Romantic by MogtheGnome reviews
What are the odds that giving someone a gift would end up cascading into THIS kind of reaction? Probably pretty low... But this way is funnier.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,721 - Reviews: 1061 - Favs: 2,856 - Follows: 2,519 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
Lacking an Anchor by dogbertcarroll reviews
Willow tries to keep Xander safe, by sending him away from battle using a teleport spell she'd barely read. Xander's in for quite a trip, pity the multiverse.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,311 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 1,324 - Follows: 1,298 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Xander H.
The Snake Pit of Little Chucky's Mind by dogbertcarroll reviews
Why bother inserting yourself when you can insert someone else into your story to screw with?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,368 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 12/28/2011
Nine-Tenth by dogbertcarroll reviews
Law is a tricky wicket, especially three million years after the death of the last lawyer while in deep space.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/27/2014
The Leaf's Naruto by Morta's Priest reviews
There's something to be said for keeping the past as it was - makes it predictable, malleable. Naruto never bought those arguments. He's always been the one to power through adversity rather than wait it out, so why would now be any different? He'll do what has to be done, even if he steps on a few butterflies along the way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 188,736 - Reviews: 2988 - Favs: 6,570 - Follows: 7,391 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Naruto U.
Faces and Facets by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF done in my own hair-brained style. Xander's costume choice is inspired... by a committee.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,675 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 2/11/2014
A Fox among Snakes by Codename-ShadowFox reviews
Taken in by Orochimaru at a tender age, Naruto was molded by the snake sannin into his perfect weapon. Several years later Naruto has succeeded in staging his own death and free to continue his dark machinations and reign over the denizens of Otogakure. Dark/Manipulative Naruto. Lemon-fic revolving around Oto kunoichi. M for everything that falls under it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,581 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 422 - Published: 2/12/2014 - [Naruto U., Tayuya, Kin T., Karin U.]
Anti-Theft Device by Lucillia reviews
Sergeant Benton and the Doctor are out testing Bessie's new Anti-theft equipment. As with everything the Doctor does, the Master just has to interfere...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/12/2014 - 3rd Doctor, Benton, The Master - Complete
Back Again by Waugh reviews
Bilbo Baggins wakes up. He is twenty-one again, with all his life ahead of him. But first, there are things he must do. Time-travel, fix-it, friendship fic. Slow build. Cross-posted to Ao3. Currently under revision.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,198 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 1,840 - Follows: 1,888 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Bilbo B.
In A Gadda Da Vida by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
If she was Eve, then Kimihito was only happy to be her Adam. [oneshot, smut]
Daily Life with a Monster Girl/モンスター娘のいる日常 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 59 - Published: 2/11/2014 - [Ms. Smith, Kimihito] - Complete
A Basic Guide to Writing Fanfiction by Haiogh-Yai reviews
A guide to common errors as taught by one OC for the general community and, more specifically, the (normally) lovely Harry Potter fandom.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,213 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 11/18/2013
More Fragments by dogbertcarroll reviews
Started on a second one to keep the chapter numbers down. Random ideas that aren't ready for prime time!
Crossover - X-overs & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 111,105 - Reviews: 1494 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Complete
Bait and Switch by StarSword-C reviews
Novelization of a STO Foundry mission series of same title by this author. It is a law of the universe that routine patrols are never routine. Follow Captain Kanril Eleya of the USS Bajor as she puts her friends and her ship on the line to save thousands.
Star Trek Online - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,799 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 10/2/2013
A (Partial) Guide to Surviving Middle Earth by Lucillia reviews
So, you've landed in Middle-Earth. Now that you're there, here's a couple of tips for surviving beyond your first few hours.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/29/2014 - Complete
Blood Will Tell – But So Will Mothers by apAidan reviews
Neville gets a visit from an old housemate who is very distressed about something in the Daily Prophet. Unfortunately for Ginny, for once the Prophet has gotten it right. Inspired by, but not taken from, Seel'vor's classic 'Lily versus Ginny' story, this story references Harmony (HHr) though neither one appears in the story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,679 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 74 - Published: 1/28/2014 - Ginny W., Neville L., Hannah A., Susan B. - Complete
Alpha and Omega by Xed Alpha reviews
Long after the end came the next beginning. Something lost since time immemorial is about to return and two souls, so different and yet so alike, are set to clash. Rated M due to Violence and Sexual themes.
Crossover - Evangelion & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 26 - Words: 222,719 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 1,174 - Follows: 816 - Updated: 1/24/2014 - Published: 2/6/2013 - [Shinji I., Aria T'Loak] - Complete
Alexandra Potter by Taure reviews
First year fem!Harry AU. Alexandra Potter has finally come to Hogwarts, where she will meet new friends and discover a world of magic. But will an escalating rivalry threaten all that she's built? Character-driven story, lots of world building. No canon rehash, no bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 119,036 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 755 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Harry P., Albus D., Susan B., OC - Complete
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Zombie by alexanderwales reviews
Recursive fanfic of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Eliezer Yudkowsky. Fits in around chapter 94, and contains major spoilers. Harry Potter starts to come around to the idea that souls might exist.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,879 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 105 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D., Q. Quirrell - Complete
Honestly, Harry! by AvalonianDream reviews
Harry and Hermione exploit various aspects of magic as defined in fanfiction to achieve tremendous succes in stupidly easy ways.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,804 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 824 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Neville Reads the Prophet by Stephen Ratliff reviews
A companion story to Honor a Hufflepuff, Neville reads the Daily Prophet, and occasionally lends a hand to Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,293 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Neville L.
Stand Ins and Stunt Doubles by dogbertcarroll reviews
Alcohol kills brain cells and magic wipes memories, so why in the world would he rely on either one? Because there just aren't any other options. Xander's quest to clear his mind and evict past tenants may just change the world more than it changes him!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,509 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 12/6/2013
Links Broken, Bonds Forged by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander was kicked out of the group at Buffy's request, so why does he look so happy about it?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,130 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 1,093 - Follows: 1,050 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Xander H.
Magical Girls Support Group by shanejayell reviews
When Magical Girls need to talk...
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt/パンティ&ストッキングwithガーターベルト - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/6/2014 - Published: 9/12/2013
NBH by Chilord reviews
Switching opponents with Shikamaru during the preliminary round before the third stage, leads to an opportunity for Naruto, one that starts to drastically change his course in life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 195,041 - Reviews: 1294 - Favs: 2,476 - Follows: 1,774 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Complete
The Wrong End of the Stick by Lucillia reviews
When the Sandaime makes the mistake of telling a young Naruto about his mother, the boy jumps to certain conclusions. Matters aren't helped when Asuma realizes that this is the perfect opportunity to prank his father. Now, Naruto wants to be like his father the Hokage...The Sandaime Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,801 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 842 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Naruto U., Iruka U., Asuma S., Hiruzen S.
Jokers Wild by dogbertcarroll reviews
Naruto's an old soul, but the seal on his former life begins to wear away under the pressure revealing someone... much like himself!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,338 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 1,110 - Follows: 1,153 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Naruto U.
Ice and Darkness by Racke reviews
A screwed up spell sends Eva into the middle of Kyuubi's sealing process. She spends the next decade kicking the annoying little thing around their cage for shits and giggles. Then Naruto makes a friend, and suddenly Team 7 causes a bit more chaos than they really ought to. Crack (Now with extra Omake)
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,309 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 1,404 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Naruto U., Evangeline A.K. M. - Complete
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1453 - Favs: 4,916 - Follows: 3,043 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Kayaba's Dream by Racke reviews
A brief look into the reasons behind why Kayaba designed SAO the way that he did. Because it really was a well-thought-out masterpiece, and to change anything about it you'd probably have to change his entire motive.
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 70 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Heathcliff/Akihiko K. - Complete
A Lonely December by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Ginny Weasley is alone at Christmas, on tour overseas with the Harpies. Fortunately, some unexpected holiday cheer awaits her. Written as part of the Teachers' Lounge 2013 Holiday Exchange for Martine Lewis.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/27/2013 - [Ginny W., Harry P.] - Complete
The Last Christmas by alexanderwales reviews
The mantle of Santa Claus has been passed down once again, this time to an industrial engineer who starts to get some dangerous ideas in his head about the true meaning of Christmas. This fic is still being worked on. I finished it with Christmas (2013) as my deadline, but the story suffered for it, so even though it's complete there will probably be a reworking of it later.
Mythology - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,160 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 12/10/2013 - Complete
Twin of the BWL by dogbertcarroll reviews
A new take on the standard Harry as the twin of the BWL, minus a load of dross.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,639 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 12/17/2013
Harry Potter: Game of the Year Edition by Flux Casey reviews
Harry Potter dies in the graveyard of Little Hangleton. GAME OVER. Start new game? Concept borrowed from Majin Hentai X and Chibi-Reaper.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,205 - Reviews: 1439 - Favs: 3,854 - Follows: 4,874 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Harry P.
Time MixUp by Lucillia reviews
Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,082 - Reviews: 2108 - Favs: 4,097 - Follows: 3,271 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Yamato - Complete
When There's Homework To Do by fantasyessa reviews
Parvati always seems to become a particularly beautiful distraction when there's homework to do. Parvati/Lavender, one-shot. Christmas-themed drabble for SnarkyAndProudHufflepuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Parvati P., Lavender B. - Complete
Hakumei by Pryotra reviews
Danzo's plan for the assassination of the Hokage was almost flawless. To bad he didn't take six neglected children who ran away the night of the murder into account.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 270,839 - Reviews: 2738 - Favs: 5,803 - Follows: 4,208 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Play it again, Naruto! by dogbertcarroll reviews
Naruto learns that interrupting a kinjutsu by flipping off Sasuke while still molding the chakra for the jutsu was a bad idea, but possibly a great one as well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,456 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 1,038 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Naruto U.
Branches on the Tree of Time by alexanderwales reviews
Kyle Reese has traveled backwards in time, not to save Sarah Connor, but to help her rewrite the faulty utility function of Skynet. Together, it's possible that they might avert Judgment Day and save the world from nuclear Armageddon - and hopefully create a utopia ruled over by an AI god in the process. Fully completed. Diverges wildly from canon.
Terminator - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,847 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Kyle Reese, Sarah Connor, The Terminator, Skynet - Complete
Goal-Oriented by Emerald Ashes reviews
After defeating his evil older brother, Sasuke decides to return to Konoha and rebuild his clan...Why is everyone being so difficult about this? In which Sasuke completely missed the plot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 214 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Squad 7 and their Accidental Instructor by OTT-False reviews
Adopted with permission from Rorschach's Blot. Naruto sets out to retrieve his team's wayward sensei and comes back with...her?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,414 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 2,549 - Follows: 2,594 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Team Seven, Anko M.
A Familiar Calamity by Rakeesh reviews
When you battle a great foe, you will either triumph or be defeated... there is no middle ground. Louise would battle the storm, and win.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Pacific Rim - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,134 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 77 - Published: 12/6/2013 - Louise, Saito - Complete
It's Just Not Funny Anymore, Seth by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Meg Griffin gets a new lease on life. But it isn't everything it's cracked up to be...
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/6/2013 - Brian G., Meg G., Stewie G. - Complete
Madly Twinkling by fantasyessa reviews
'And it's Neville. It's Neville, and she was so sure that he had been dead. She couldn't remember who had screamed such—everything had dissolved into chaos, and Ron—a great gash running across his face, no less—and Hermione were lying cold on the floor, and Harry had been murdered, and suddenly there was a scream, a terrible, awful screech, that formed Neville's name.' One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/2/2013 - [Luna L., Neville L.] - Complete
The Runner by Erisah Mae reviews
Sarah always ran from everything. And then she had nowhere left to run...
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,627 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013 - [Jareth, Sarah] Toby
Are you sure this was a good idea? by Diresquirrel reviews
Stupid Magical Contracts! Harry and Hermione discover that magic doesn't have the same kind of sense of humor that they are used to. Also, Hermione accidentally becomes a Big Bad. Warning: 'Tis a silly fic.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,853 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Dawn S.
Well in Hand by Materia-Blade reviews
Naruto died as he lived. Saving anyone and everyone who he believed deserved it... Even the Kyuubi. Guilt is not an emotion Kyuubi had ever been well acquainted with. In his remorse, the Nine Tails vowed to do anything he could to repay the blonde boy who'd given him everything. Too bad Sakura got caught in the middle. A Time Travel story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 85,110 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 1,702 - Follows: 1,948 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
Three Word Reply by Lucillia reviews
Harry notices a slight oddity when it comes to previous Death Eater targets and learns why that is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 70 - Published: 11/8/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete
Child of Zero by Schlub-NoogieRat reviews
She had asked for a sacred, beautiful, and powerful familiar. Whatever was inside this egg, she was certain that it would at least fit the powerful part of that description, if nothing else.
Crossover - Godzilla: The Series & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,615 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Godzilla 2/Zilla Jr., Louise
The Irony in Misunderstandings by fantasyessa reviews
Roxanne Weasley was the only one who saw it coming when she was sorted as a Ravenclaw. And, of course, it would be the person whose reaction she's most afraid of that finds her first. One-shot. Brother/sister bonding.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Roxanne W., Fred W. II - Complete
In Search of the Most Sincere - A Tale of Halloween by apAidan reviews
It's Halloween and Harry Potter has a task more daunting than facing down a troll after two months in school, tracking down Hermione Granger when she's trying not to be found. While not a complete crossover, the story does reference the works of Charles Schultz with all do consideration to both his memory and the world of JK Rowling. And no bashing was intended or accomplished.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,907 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 43 - Published: 10/31/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Shattered Eyes by Lithius Osmius reviews
Tears of liquid silver will be shed as Naruto struggles to master a new Bloodline Limit that surpasses all, even the Rin'negan. Look into his eyes, the shattered mirrors of the soul. AU, Epic Length, pairings undecided.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 191,547 - Reviews: 2273 - Favs: 4,595 - Follows: 4,083 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Naruto U.
Motivation by Durandall reviews
Kakashi made a mistake. Shikamaru is smart. Shino is skilled. Naruto is strong. Maybe something amazing could happen, with the right ... motivation.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 136,375 - Reviews: 975 - Favs: 3,417 - Follows: 3,404 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 2/18/2011
Naruto: Ramen Days by Rathanel reviews
After dying at the end of the Sand-Sound Invasion, Naruto finds that his life is governed by a strange set of rules that he is still trying to figure out. VideoGame!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 122,571 - Reviews: 1963 - Favs: 4,515 - Follows: 4,782 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Naruto U.
Clone Story by DehNutCase reviews
Takes the perspective of one of the clones summoned on the night of the Forbidden Scroll Heist, who decides to stick around. Likely to stick quite close to cannon plot-wise. (Setting is 'slightly' AU) Rated M because people die when they are killed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 98,285 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Naruto U., Naruko U.
A Fighting Chance by Lord of Misrule reviews
An Alternate history of the Earth Minbari war. Earth finds an unexpected ally who provides a way to beat Minbari Stealth giving humanity a chance to fight back.
Babylon 5 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 95,817 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 9/25/2011
New Lamps for Old – Death is but a Doorway by dogbertcarroll reviews
This is story #1 of 4 that have major characters' personal memories removed and their souls switched around to see how they’d do. In case you were wondering this is an old Naruto switched out with a post wedding Ranma in a Sailor Moon crossover verse.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,105 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 10/11/2009
Baby's Day Out by Lucillia reviews
There were already enough people who'd thought the seven year-old Uchiha Itachi had gotten his early graduation due to family questioning his abilities as a Genin. He didn't need more joining in after he'd lost his young charge during a moment of inattentiveness on his first C-Ranked mission. Hopefully, he'd be able to get little Naruto back before someone realized he was missing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,258 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
A Parody of Peggy Sues by Diresquirrel reviews
Noting the cliches and tropes of Peggy Sue style time travel in the HP world. Silly, silly, silly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Xander of the Red Robes by Diresquirrel reviews
Jesse bought the costumes. It was too late to change into something else, and so Xander was stuck with face paint and hourglass contact lenses. Slightly AU for Buffy. Halloween fic for Halloween.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Dragonlance - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,405 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Xander H., Raistlin
Draco's Mate by Lucillia reviews
Draco's Veela heritage kicks in, and it all goes downhill from there.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
The Year's Entertainment by Lucillia reviews
Based on Rorschach's Blot's Things I Would Like to See in a Fic #403. The Philosopher's Stone wasn't bait, it was a distraction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 67 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Albus D., Q. Quirrell - Complete
The Sasuke Fan Club by jacobk reviews
At the age of six, Ino was the best friend Sakura could imagine. As they grow up, will the challenges they go through bring them closer together or drive them apart?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 33,893 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Crush by dogbertcarroll reviews
A one shot BtVS/JLU crossover that I decided not to continue, but a decent one shot. An increasingly mislabeled one-shot Continued by popular demand.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,899 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Xander H. - Complete
It's a stretch! by dogbertcarroll reviews
I've seen far too many stories where squealing fangirls (You know who you are!) try and pair Xander with Angelus, so I decided to try and write a couple of scenes were they actually got along.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Angel - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,200 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Xander H., Angelus
Soldiers and Heroes by alcimines reviews
In the early days of the Concordiat, the Dinochrome Brigade is forced to field war machines with artificial intelligences based on Marvel comics characters. Scott (Bolo Mark XV-M, Line Unit SCT) and Logan (Bolo Mark XV-C, Line Unit LGN) are good soldiers, but they're even better heroes.
Crossover - X-Men & Bolo series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,546 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Scott S./Cyclops, James H./Wolverine/Logan - Complete
It's Not Sexism, Your Show Just Sucks by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Maggie Simpson. Stewie Griffin. And a daycare that's too small for both of them...
Crossover - Simpsons & Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/24/2013
At least the Slayer was safe by katdemon1895 reviews
Buffy doesn't get "volunteered" for trick or treat duty, but Willow and Xander do, and Willow had an idea... YAHF with a warning that multiple characters have died
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,585 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Willow R., Xander H.
Sail Smarter, Not Harder by fringeperson reviews
What if Usagi's average test score wasn't 30? What if she could legitimately say "I'm blonde, not dumb!" and what if... well, enough with the speculation and on with the show! I don't own Sailor Moon. Complete.
Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,139 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen, Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon - Complete
Fragments by dogbertcarroll reviews
Just various fragments. Ideas and the beginnings of some good stories that came to me, but I lack the time to work on or a plot in some cases.
Crossover - Book X-overs & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 129,971 - Reviews: 1308 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Complete
Three Reasons by fringeperson reviews
What were Demetors doing on Privet Drive, anyway? Harry has some theories, and none of them are nice. Oneshot. Drabble. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 114 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Sharingan Rats by Lucillia reviews
At Wave, it is discovered that Naruto has the Sharingan, and everything goes off into left field from there. Especially after Sasuke and Naruto discover that the Uchiha clan has been cursed to be continually reborn as rats. One of two stories about Naruto with the Sharingan which diverge at Chapter 9. If you want the story without the Uchiha rats, see Uzumaki and Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,511 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Izuna U., Obito U.
Loose Ends by katdemon1895 reviews
The unrelated odds and ends that could be full stories but aren't and probably never will be. These particular threads all relate to the Harry Potter fandom one way or the other though there's a disproportionate number of crossover ficlets, now featuring a movie mostly set in New York City!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,704 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Homer says D'oh by Lady FoxFire reviews
What do you get when you mix lost luggage and Halloween in Sunnydale?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,193 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 120 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Xander H., J. O'Neill - Complete
Last Tango In Pape'ete by JA Baker reviews
A Jaeger pilot contemplates his final battle during the tenth year of the Kaiju War
Pacific Rim - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,133 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Stacker P., OC - Complete
Izuna and Madara Hogwarts Professors by Lucillia reviews
After Izuna's adventure ends, he and Madara go to another world to search for the Sage of the Six Paths' hidden legacy. What they find is a cursed job, another branch of the family, and that they're stuck there for a year.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,996 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Harry P., Izuna U.
Hokage Swap by Lucillia reviews
Thanks to a seal gone wrong, Senju Hashirama and company have ended up in the age of Rokudaime Hokage Uzumaki-Namikaze Naruto, and Naruto has ended up at the beginning of the Shodai Hokage's reign.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,130 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Hashirama S., Naruto U., Madara U., Tobirama S.
Family Reunion Extended Version by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto left the village for the first time on the mission to guard the bridge builder Tazuna, he ended up finding something unexpected across the battlefield...a living relative.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,403 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 2,302 - Follows: 2,412 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Naruto U., Zabuza M.
Duality by Lucillia reviews
In one world, the original Hyperactive Knuckle-headed Unpredictable Ninja Uchiha Tobi is a loyal Ninja of Konoha and Naruto's caretaker, Uchiha Madara is the mastermind behind the Akatsuki, both share the same body, and both try to live their lives despite this fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,859 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Obito U., Madara U.
Obito by Lucillia reviews
He knew that smile which he'd kill to see again, that laugh he'd kill to hear again, that attitude he'd once considered disgraceful. Though he didn't know it when he'd brought the child who had them now home with him, it would be through that child that his son would be returned to him.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,277 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 1,050 - Follows: 1,208 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Naruto U., Obito U.
A Blond and a Redhead Walk Into a Chunin Exam by Lucillia reviews
In which Karin was still a Genin of Kusagakure when she ran into Naruto during the Exams, and accidentally derails Orochimaru's plans. And, in which Naruto is forced to fend off Karin's attempts at restoring the Uzumaki Clan while things happen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,950 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 1,552 - Follows: 1,733 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Karin U., Naruto U.
Teach Your Children Well by AvocadoLove reviews
After Madara final attack on the village, Rokudaime Kakashi uncovers a time-travel scroll. Now he's Team Seven's sensei again. And this time, he's going to do things differently. A time travel fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,849 - Reviews: 3370 - Favs: 4,990 - Follows: 4,580 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Oops by michaelsuave reviews
Go back to the beginning, that was the plan. Stop Voldemort on the cusp of becoming a dark lord, stop him before he created his first horcrux and change history before it could be written. That was the plan, only Harry made a mistake.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,183 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 1,598 - Follows: 1,783 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Harry P.
Ranger Harry by Meteoricshipyards reviews
My 2010 Nanowrimo story. A crossover between Harry Potter and Advanced Dungeons and Dragons. Harry ends up in an ADnD world at a young age. Trained as a Ranger, when Dumbledore gets him back he's not a little boy any more.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 66,306 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 1,653 - Follows: 1,946 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 11/1/2011 - N. Tonks
Harry Potter: Hero of the Wizarding World? by JK Pratchett reviews
An aged Harry reveals the scandalous truth about his youthful exploits. Read how a lying, womanising coward became the hero of the magical world. Rated M for language and sexual content. Title changed to comply with website's guidelines.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,935 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010
The Filing Cabinet by Rathanel reviews
A collection of omake, crossovers, random ideas, and anything else that insists that it be written. First chapter serves as the ToC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 63,785 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 10/24/2011
Welcome to the hunt by Chilord reviews
They had stepped into realms unknown, bridging two minds, two souls, with the aid of an AI. Is it any surprise that something was born there that they couldn't see?
Pacific Rim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Gipsy Danger - Complete
Shotgun by Luan Mao reviews
Sometimes you do things not because it's right or because you want to but because someone makes you.
Kick-Ass - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Mindy M./Hit Girl, Dave L./Kick-Ass, Mr. Lizewski - Complete
Yet Another Reason by fantasyessa reviews
"Fred usually comes up with the rough outline. I 'spose he's the more creative one… I, however," he beamed, "am the one who figures out the real mechanics of each invention. How the magic works, you know?" Fred shows off a new invention to a family in need of some cheering up. Written for the FanFiction School of Imagination and Creativity, Business Studies Assessment 2. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2013 - George W., OC - Complete
Handler of the Jinchuuriki by Writing bunny reviews
Most Hidden Villages have a person assigned to take care of their jinchuuriki. Konoha doesn't. Why? Maybe there's a reason.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,108 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 719 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
A Different Dursley Family by Lucillia reviews
Getting expelled from Smeltings was probably the best thing to happen to Vernon. Finishing her Nursing degree was probably the best thing to happen to Petunia. In this universe, Harry Potter is left on the doorstep of a very different Dursley family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,280 - Reviews: 1188 - Favs: 3,198 - Follows: 4,558 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Vernon D., Harry P.
Once More with Feeling by Crazy-88 reviews
Third Impact AU. Shinji Ikari survives Third Impact only to find out that the end of everything is just the beginning...
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 277,351 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 1,574 - Follows: 1,479 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 8/20/2007
Knowledge is Useful, But Power is Power by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry and Hermione are gifted a handwritten book at the beginning of Fourth Year. A book that reveals horrible truths about the world they live in. Prepare for a tougher Harry and a battle focused on the Ministry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 93,462 - Reviews: 1325 - Favs: 3,424 - Follows: 2,607 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Complete
Send in the Clones by Lucillia reviews
Thanks to a variant of the Gemino Curse, Harry Potter is sorted into Slytherin. He's also sorted into Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, and Hufflepuff as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,134 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Harry P.
Blame the Alcohol by fantasyessa reviews
Pansy Parkinson knows it's selfish of her, but she can't bring herself to care. No one has given her as much attention as he does. Not ever. One-shot, Ron/Pansy, rated T. Written for the FanFiction School of Imagination and Creativity, PDHPE Assessment 2. WARNING: Non-descriptive character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2013 - [Ron W., Pansy P.] Hermione G. - Complete
Dragonlord's Brain Dump by Lord Dragon Claw reviews
This is what happens when my muse devours a plotbunny, then spits it back out. Misc. half chapters, one-shots, and random mental leakage. Also, abandoned fics are archived in here.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 126,867 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 6/25/2009
Kyubed:Shinobi's Revenge on Naruto by ContraBardus reviews
A young Naruto meets two strange men in the woods, with an even stranger story. After agreeing to special training, he finds the path of the true shinobi a bit different than he, or anyone else in the village expected.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 417,515 - Reviews: 1446 - Favs: 2,040 - Follows: 1,627 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 2/8/2009
Blood & Iron by JA Baker reviews
An Imperial Guardsman assigned to a covert Adeptus Mechanicus archaeological dig stumbles upon an ancient weapon that may just be enough to finally end the cycle of war engulfing the galaxy...
Crossover - Warhammer & Bolo series - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,258 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 5/6/2011
For a Season by Spoiled Sweet reviews
As far as Sakura's concerned, she has more than a paycheck coming to her after being personally requested by the Mizukage and shipped off to Mist as part of a diplomatic deal. After all, a team of painfully green medics is one thing, but she draws a line at tetchy, old hunter-nin. Crack, character study, crack, friendship, and crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,109 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Ao, Sakura H.
Mass Effect: Glorious Shotgun Princess by Gregg Landsman reviews
The Exaltation of the Unconquered Sun is a tricky thing. Especially when it doesn't come with an manual. Jane Shepard, who was able to talk Spectres into suicide before getting a spiritual superweapon grafted to her soul, has a new advantage.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 212,144 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 841 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Fly Me To The Moon by Dark Knight Gafgar reviews
"Abusing the Tsundere Kinetic Launch System for fun and profit!" - Motto of Project Home Run of the Molmol Space Program
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Keitaro U., Kaolla S. - Complete
My Gilded Life: An Alternate Ending by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
An alternate take on Perfect Lionheart/Skysaber's infamous fic "My Gilded Life". See what you make of it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,405 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Albus D., Gilderoy L. - Complete
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 3,963 - Follows: 959 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Kashimashi Naruto by Racke reviews
Naruto didn't like spaceships. Damn aliens should learn how to steer properly and not land on his head! Gaara/Fem!Naruto. WARNING: Bashing of Sasuke,Sakura,Kakashi.
Crossover - Naruto & Kashimashi: Girl Meets Girl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,792 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 107 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Naruto U., Naruko U. - Complete
The Council's Ace by JonaBee reviews
Come one, come all! See the amazing amount of screw-ups the Watcher's Council is capable of when they really put their backs into it! And to think, they aren't even trying! Includes running tally.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 68,194 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 4/28/2010
A Cunning Slytherin by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Daphne Greengrass enacts a cunning plan to deal with her housemates' silly objections to her decision to date Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,356 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 1,828 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Daphne G., Harry P. - Complete
Warrior Class by Ozzallos reviews
He hadn't asked for the fight with Ryoga. He hadn't asked for the fight with Herb. Or Kumon Ryu. Or even Saffron. He hadn't asked for this one either, but she would damn sure finish it no matter what the cost. Warhammer40k/Ranma!chan
Crossover - Ranma & Warhammer - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,795 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Ranma
What it Takes by Iced Blood reviews
Now complete as of its 30th chapter. Naruto and his teammates, and his mentors, find themselves faced with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and they take it. But time is a fickle thing, and even a ninja can't just jump inside the river of history and change its course. Not without getting swept up in it. Uzumaki Naruto is about to learn that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 90,673 - Reviews: 1887 - Favs: 2,669 - Follows: 2,553 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Minato N. - Complete
Hermione's Job Fair by Diresquirrel reviews
Hermione Granger wasn't sure what to do after Hogwarts. Business courted her favor and she visited quite a few. Eventually she took a tour of the preeminent magical hospital. This is the story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Hermione G. - Complete
The Assassin by Lucillia reviews
The ninja silently ghosted through the hallways of the strange Western castle, intent on reaching his target...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/3/2013 - C. Binns, Hiruzen S., Homura M. - Complete
Congratulations Kakashi, You've Made History! by Lucillia reviews
When people talk about Kakashi's greatness as a ninja, they mention how he graduated Konoha's Ninja Academy at the age of 5 and made Chunin at the age of 6, carefully leaving out what came afterward...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
A Matter of Perspective by Clell65619 reviews
One of the Magical World's strangest creations is the Mirror of Erised. But that isn't the only magical mirror in the world, as Harry finds out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 189 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Five Kingdoms for the Dead by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
After the Forest of Death, Sakura comes to realize that being weak is no longer an option. However, she finds that change is sometimes painful and that truth doesn't always come easy. Luckily, she'll have some help along the way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 220,628 - Reviews: 3252 - Favs: 3,444 - Follows: 1,812 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H., Itachi U., Sai - Complete
NGE: A Century Apart by Archangel38 reviews
Different times make different heroes. What is the the impact of 100 years of human history? An Alternate Universe, created under the premise that the Angels attacked in 1915 instead of 2015.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 117,379 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Shinji I.
Tony Stark Aims to Please by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Tony Stark tries his hand at matchmaking. Sort of Cap/Natasha.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
On An Island In The Sun by Rorschach's Blot reviews
You don't like the way this country operates? You think its bureaucrats corrupt, its politicians moronic, its people apathetic sheep? Fine! Go make your own!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,584 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 2,297 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Complete
Harry amidst the Vaults of Stone by NothingPretentious reviews
Following the fall of Voldemort, it is up to the Gringotts goblins to carry out the terms of the Potters' will. What will happen when young Harry Potter - halfblood, Parselmouth, curse-scarred, outsider - is raised in the stalagmite city of Underfoot?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 157,245 - Reviews: 2033 - Favs: 3,396 - Follows: 4,085 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Harry P.
From the Flame to the Spark by Ephemeral-Nightboy reviews
Ginny Weasley pulls a PeggySue after Harry dies in the final battle. Featuring a determinator!Ginny who doesn't care how the previous timeline went, she's going to save Harry no matter what. Also, a minor not-really but sort-of crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,794 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W.
A Spark of Genius by michaelsuave reviews
Xander Harris was never called a genius, but after a different choice of Halloween costumes he is hit with a 'spark' of mad genius, the abilities that go with it, and flung into a far different world. Come and enjoy the madness. GirlGenius vers costume.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 532,972 - Reviews: 2736 - Favs: 2,010 - Follows: 1,757 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Xander H.
History Exam by Lucillia reviews
After witnessing a visit from a future Hokage and an Academy graduating class, and learning how future history remembers him, Sasuke decides to change his life and model himself and his clan after the greatest person the Uchiha Clan ever produced...Obito. AU in which Obito had the temerity to go and die at thirteen before Madara dug his claws into him amongst other things...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,417 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 1,071 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Sasuke U.
A Lifetime of Chances by The Wandering Delusion reviews
It was a freak accident. A series of events joined together to achieve the impossible. Now Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke are living their lives over and over again, with no end in sight. So they decided, be it a blessing or a curse, to make the most of the situation they find themselves in. They will live by their own rules and do whatever they want to do. This is their story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 133,285 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 2,831 - Follows: 2,638 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Naruto U., Team Seven
Police Academy Naruto Style! by Lucillia reviews
What it says on the box. Enrollment in a formerly all-Uchiha institution has been opened to practically all comers by the Hokage. Let the fun begin.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,704 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Naruto U., Fugaku U., Madara U. - Complete
Rainbows by Lucillia reviews
Sasuke inadvertently imitates the First Hokage when he steals the Second Hokage's scroll of prank Jutsu from Naruto, and learns a jutsu that's "Guaranteed to stop any enemy in his tracks". Upon seeing it confuse the enemy, and not seeing how it does so, he uses it again and again... Short oneshots, not in chronological order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Sasuke U.
Reactions by Lucillia reviews
How a Kakashi/Naruto relationship would go down in the Canon Universe. Not for fans of Kakashi/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 5,926 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Note to Self by jacobk reviews
Gilderoy Lockhart was a successful con man, but that's all he was. So how did he talk Dumbledore into hiring him? And why was he such a failure as a teacher that a bunch of twelve year olds could see through him? One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 44 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Gilderoy L. - Complete
Projection by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
A one shot based on the First Class movie. What did cause all that irrational hatred of mutants apart from other superbeings in the Marvel universe? Well...
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Charles X./Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Son of the Corps by Lucillia reviews
On that infamous Halloween, Xander becomes something that would send the creatures of the night running and screaming.
Crossover - Babylon 5 & Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Xander H.
The Consequences of Drunken Experiments by Lucillia reviews
Orochimaru creates something that never should have existed while under the influence... A series of unrelated oneshots.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y.
A Child in Every Port by Stephen Ratliff reviews
Some Captains have a woman in every port. Captain Kirk took that a step further, and as a result, he's not the one getting any.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/3/2013 - J. Kirk - Complete
Seeking a Seeker by Stephen Ratliff reviews
When Harry Potter is in the Hospital Wing at the end of his first year, Percy Weasley is asked to fill in as Seeker for the last game of the year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,027 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Percy W. - Complete
The Road to Tsuchikage by Lucillia reviews
An infant Naruto was brought to Iwagakure where he was raised ignorant of his origins and heritage. Like his canon counterpart, he too wants to protect his village, gain acknowledgement, and become a Kage. Answer to Hecktols' Stolen Hero Challenge.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,498 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Naruto U., Ōnoki
Uzumaki and Uchiha by Lucillia reviews
Sasuke and Naruto discover that they're distant cousins after they both activate the Sharingan on the bridge in Wave. Family is family, and they won't let anything happen to the only family they have left, even if they want to strangle each-other.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,029 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 1,526 - Follows: 1,555 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Uchiha Kushina by Lucillia reviews
Kushina nee Sasuke has three goals in life: 1. Avenge her clan. 2. Restore her clan. 3. Become the girl her parents had wanted.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,897 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Sasuke U.
Stargate SG-1: Maybourne Unleashed by BajaB reviews
What if Harry Maybourne had been more effective? Stargate SG-1, with a little bit more emphasis on acquiring technology to use. Starts from the season one Episode Enigma and generally follows canon timeline. Highlights only, not full story dialogs and scenes. Fill in the gaps yourselves. :)
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,793 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Complete
A Fate Worse than Death by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter: The Sole Survivor of the Killing Curse. Ever wonder why?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,666 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 244 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Konoha's Greatest Hoax by Lucillia reviews
When something completely unpredictable that could end up destroying any number of plans and land two of them into serious trouble happens, three shinobi end up faking one of the most significant events in Konoha's history.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 125 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Itachi U., Kabuto Y., Obito U. - Complete
First Try: Shippuden by Lucillia reviews
It has been three years since Team 7 broke apart and each member went their own way. Now, the Akatsuki are on the move, as is Orochimaru, and things become more complicated as problems at home arise and threaten to distract everyone from their duties at a most critical time. Sequel to First Try: Team 7
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,679 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 1,287 - Follows: 1,677 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Fallen by ForgerOfLies reviews
Harry Awakens from a 68 year coma which he went into after defeating Voldemort. Then he gets summoned... to buffyverse, everyone seems keen to calling him a big bad for some reason.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,051 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 2,710 - Follows: 3,078 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Dawn S., Harry P.
Trial by Ninja by jacobk reviews
To become great, one must overcome great opponents. A moment of inspiration during the chuunin exam puts Sakura on the path to greatness, whether she likes it or not.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,067 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 1,391 - Follows: 790 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Alternate Scene in a Railway Carriage Compartment by Rumour of an Alchemist reviews
Warning! Silly, fluffy, Alternate Universe, one-shot. It's September the first, 1991, and Hermione Granger is sitting alone in a compartment on her first trip to Hogwarts, trying to read, when people start to drop by...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Hermione G. - Complete
Help Wanted by JonaBee reviews
A dark force awakens in another demension... again. Ranma's mother is hiding a secret... again. Everything is Ranma's fault... again, and Sailor Pluto is annoyed... Again.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,590 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Jadeite/Jedite, Ranma
That Which Holds The Image by TheAngelsHaveThePhoneBox reviews
Harry Potter faces a boggart that doesn't turn into a Dementor or even Voldermort, but into a horror from his childhood. Now the boggart isn't even a boggart anymore. There's no imitation. That which holds the image of an Angel, becomes itself an Angel.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,036 - Reviews: 1102 - Favs: 2,626 - Follows: 1,352 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 7/7/2011 - 11th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
First Try: Zabuza by Lucillia reviews
The adventures of Momochi Zabuza House Husband, and his faithful assistant Haku. Drabbles and oneshots, not in any particular order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Zabuza M., Haku
Jounin Present by Lucillia reviews
Obito may not have been the only one to forget to buy Kakashi a present.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Zero Art Online by Racke reviews
Louise gets bodily reverse-summoned into Sword Art Online, just as Kayaba's Forced Teleportation gathers all 10,000 players for his announcement. The Death Game is on.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,749 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Louise, Klein/Ryoutarou T. - Complete
Payback by Lucillia reviews
In a world where everyone but Madara and Obito got their happily-ever-after, Sasuke decides he wants a bit of closure, and like an idiot, Naruto decides to help him. After-all, when are such things ever so simple with one whose main goal in life is to get revenge?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 65 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Sasuke U., Tobirama S. - Complete
Say Goodnight, Vernon by apAidan reviews
Everything that ever went wrong in Vernon Dursley's life was the fault of those freaks. Especially The Freak, his nephew. But finally, Vernon will have some peace. Won't he?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Vernon D. - Complete
Here Let's Not Go Again by Laryna6 reviews
So, what should we do this timeline? We could start a rock band, or I could master another form of cookery. What, you want to end the reboots by saving the world? Why would we ever want to do that? Please tell me you're kidding. Come on, let's go stage a jailbreak.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,121 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 2/22/2013 - [Shinji I., Kaworu N.] - Complete
Two Drunks Equal One Harem by Lady FoxFire reviews
What happens when you learn that your father and godfather gifted you with your very own harem? It's not always a pretty thing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 103 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L. - Complete
For DireSquirrel by Lucillia reviews
I wrote this as a reward for DireSquirrel who found something I'd been looking for for me. The combined Shinobi army was defeated and Madara had implemented his Moon's Eye Plan. What the world became afterward however was completely unexpected...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 49 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Sakura H. - Complete
Cry Out, Curlew by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
Helping others was her passion. It became a revolution. With the power of an open mind, Hermione Granger changed the wizarding world forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,383 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P.
The Power to Vanquish the Dark Lord by ArgentNoelle reviews
Harry hears about love and the power that will defeat Voldemort, and comes to some very strange conclusions. ... ... ... ... ... Harry/Voldemort... sort of.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Reload of ARSENAL by The Sage of Toads reviews
ARSENAL, reworked, improved, and with numerous things added and removed. Shinji Ikari arrives at Nerv with a mission to save humanity from the Angels, Seele, Nerv, and itself. Strap in and put on your flak vests, because it's gonna be a bloodbath.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,005 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Shinji I.
Reunion by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,134 - Reviews: 1742 - Favs: 4,451 - Follows: 3,291 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
Butterfly Genjutsu by Erisah Mae reviews
Or, "Can Kunai go Snicker-Snack"? Alice was trying to visit Caterpillar at the Oriental Grove, but somehow got a little side-tracked and ended up in the Forest of Death... Konoha aren't going to know what hit them. Also known as that fic where Erisah went a bit mad. No Pairings.
Crossover - American McGee's Alice & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,926 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 1,008 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Alice, Kakashi H. - Complete
How Hermione Granger and AOL got Umbridge Sacked by apAidan reviews
This is an AU look at what might have happened the day after the Twins left the school during OOTP if Umbridge had had a reason to question Hermione as she did Harry. Since wizards don't understand anything about the internet, or computers or gamergirls, it's a classic example of what you don't know can hurt you. Rated T for ... well just because. AU Harmony. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 131 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
But, They Didn't by Lucillia reviews
Instead of asking why Obito had joined Madara and was trying to destroy the world - Konoha included -, Kakashi is convinced he knows. Much to his mortification, Obito - who wants Kakashi to pay for what he did to Rin - has to convince his former teammate that his assumptions in the matter are badly mistaken before he can tell him the true reason.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Obito U., Kakashi H.
Mindspark by Lucillia reviews
After the first human telepaths crop up, the galaxy learns why the Vorlons should have kept that Hetrodyne the hell away from certain genetic experiments.
Crossover - Babylon 5 & Girl Genius - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,952 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 2/11/2013 - A. Bester
Terminator: Night Watch by MentallyDysfunctional reviews
Mike Miller is a child of the apocalypse, shaped by a life spent hiding in the ruins of mankind's once great civilisation. A lifetime of fear fed on a diet of rats and scouring hot plasma. A patrol leader in Connor's loose knit Resistance, it is his responsibility to feed intel back to HQ, and keep his men alive. But more then HKs stalk the rubble of dead San Francisco...
Terminator - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Skynet
Warrior of the Emperor by MentallyDysfunctional reviews
Corporal Dorin Beck of the Imperial Guard has fought across a dozen worlds in service of his Emperor, and his friends. But now with the stroke of a pen, his war is over. But a new battle has begun, as he struggles to adjust to life as a mere citizen, on a world far from the Regiment, and far from home. My very first story, written almost three years ago.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Imperial Guard, Planetary Defence Forces - Complete
The Sisters of Saint Sophia by MentallyDysfunctional reviews
In the far flung reaches of the Imperium, the planet of Opheilia Prime is in revolt. Their oathes to the Emperor forsaken, traitorous troops now turn their guns on the holy shrine of Saint Sohpia, and its only protectors, the shrineguard of the Adepta Sororitas. But all is not as it may seem. The faith and fire of the Sisters clash with heretics whose only sin is being human.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Sisters of Battle, Planetary Defence Forces
Alternate Transportation by Lucillia reviews
At the shrine at which the Higurashi family resides, there is a well that takes Higurashi Kagome 500 years into the past. At another shrine however...
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Complete
5 Hokages by Lucillia reviews
After the first four Hokages are mysteriously returned to life, Konoha has to deal with the fact that they now have five Hokages, amongst other things. AU in which a perpetually drunk Madara lives long enough to do his own dirty work in the lead-up to the 4th Shinobi World War and Hashirama and Tobirama's personalities got swapped.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,093 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 1,966 - Follows: 1,886 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Hashirama S., Tsunade S., Madara U., Naruto U.
Team No Respect by sparrowette reviews
Not every Kekkei Genkai is a superpower lottery jackpot. Chunin Iruka and Anko and tokubetsu jounin Hayate team up to make Konoha and the world at large acknowledge the worth of their lesser-known bloodlines. They may not make Orochimaru's to-do list, but Anko definitely wants his head on a pike. No wimpy defeatist attitude is allowed here!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,797 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Iruka U., Anko M.
Love is a Many Splendored thing by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Short fic: Harry and Dumbledore catch up after the former's son reaches Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 91 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Drabbles by sliz225 reviews
My personal dumping ground for all my NCIS drabbles. Fluffy/funny/totally plotless. Suggestions welcome!
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 20,724 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 1/16/2011
Aria's Advisor by Xeno Major reviews
One minute, I'm at home; the next, I'm in a wretched hive of alien criminals. This universe is a death-trap; the apocalypse is coming and the Reapers are going to kill us all. I'm no soldier, I'm a cowardly thinker. To survive, I'll have to think outside the box. But first, I have to survive Omega. To do that, I'll have to cast my lot in with the ruler of this rock, Aria T'Loak.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 116,580 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Aria T'Loak
Forgive Us Our Trespasses by sparrowette reviews
Because an eye for an eye makes the world go blind. Naruto forgives everyone, Kyuubi only one, Sasuke wishes Naruto would stop forgiving him, Kakashi is willing to pretend for Naruto's sake and Iruka isn't quite deliberate enough for it to actually count as forgiving.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,235 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 141 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Voldemort's Bad Day by Diresquirrel reviews
Voldemort is having a bad day. A very bad day.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Voldemort - Complete
Self Insert VII by Lucillia reviews
The Author discovers why giving oneself awesome powers isn't a very good idea. At least, it wasn't the worst that could happen...
Babylon 5 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/26/2013 - OC, A. Bester, J. Sheridan - Complete
Where Have All the Elves Gone? by Lucillia reviews
There was a time when Man wasn't the only sentient species on Earth. That time ended nearly a thousand years ago when a war in the stars came to the Sol system.
Babylon 5 - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,478 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Complete
Super Robot Wars: Oh Geez by The Sage of Toads reviews
A playthrough of Super Robot Wars OG 2 written by a guy who hates Super Robot Wars OGs. Well, it's more that he hates the story and how it's been poorly handled, you know? Anyway, come in for the Super Robot Combat, stay for the obscenity, cruelty, hilarity, and extremely poor taste. Rated M for Sex, Violence, and Lamia Loveless. Stay Shiny!
Super Robot Wars - Rated: M - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 43,046 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 12/14/2012
A Ninja By Any Other Name by jacobk reviews
Haruno Sakura was a happy kunoichi, until she found herself summoned to the land of Tristain by a group of strangely powerful nins calling themselves mages. Thrust into a society she doesn't understand, she'll need all her wits about her to survive.
Crossover - Naruto & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,742 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Sakura H., Louise
Hiding in Plain Sight by Clell65619 reviews
The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 2,725 - Follows: 763 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Forgive and Forget by Lucillia reviews
For some, a friend is someone you're willing to forgive no matter where they don't tell you to shove your "Good morning Keptin".
Crossover - Babylon 5 & StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2013 - P. Chekov - Complete
Second Bloom by Just Subliminal reviews
Six year old Haruno Sakura was short, skinny, and high-pitched to a painful degree when she could be goaded into raising her voice. The twenty-two year old Haruno Sakura was cursing her younger self. Still, she had a whole life to get ready for. Again. AU, done really, really, really slowly. [DISCONTINUED DON'T HURT YOURSELF BY STARTING TO READ IT]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 148,410 - Reviews: 1301 - Favs: 2,324 - Follows: 2,512 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Sakura H.
It's hard to keep a Hitgirl down by dogbertcarroll reviews
Be it Illness or Injury, Marcus knows he can rely on Mindy staying in bed for Dave, but why does that fact seem as disquieting as it is comforting? Contest entry for Precocious Crush.
Kick-Ass - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Mindy M./Hit Girl, Dave L./Kick-Ass - Complete
When Two Maelstroms Collide by zerohour20xx reviews
Forced into another reality with no way back and no reason to return, Naruto finds himself in a world where he was never born and was instead born as a girl with the looks of Kushina and the personality of Minato. What will ensue when the two meet and will the world be able to handle the two existing? NarutoxNaruko pairing
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 487 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Naruto U., Naruko U.
Karin and the Other Uzumaki by Lucillia reviews
When Karin tries to call a certain someone out for using a certain family name shortly before the beginning of the first phase of the Chunin Exams, she gets a bit of a surprise, as we all know that he's the real thing.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,269 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 928 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Karin U., Naruto U.
Little Mistake by Lucillia reviews
AU, After several centuries, the Council finally closes a loophole in the code and decides to set an example to teach the Padawans that certain actions have consequences. Unfortunately for Obi-Wan, he's that example!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,866 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J.
Remnants of ANBU team 17 by Egregrisiousity reviews
Naruto's life changes as a result of finding a mask and a creed slowly built around an identity unknown to the world around him. "Stealth or destruction - no witnesses."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 229 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Naruto U.
Adventures in the Shinigami's Stomach by Lucillia reviews
Follow the adventures of four Hokages, Kurama's Yin Chakra, and Orochimaru's arms in the Shinigami's stomach.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Hashirama S., Minato N.
For Asgard by The Sithspawn reviews
SG-1 encounters a powerful woman while evacuating a village under attack by the Ori.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,317 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Complete
32 by Lucillia reviews
Idea from Rorschach's Blot's 101 things I'd like to see in fanfiction list. During the Invasion of Konoha, Sarutobi "goes ape". But, then again, part of his family name was "Monkey".
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Hiruzen S. - Complete
Service Temporarily Unavailable by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Arthur C. Clarke's third law states said that any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. I imagine it works the other way, too. An alternate look at Harry and Voldemort's final battle. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Remuneration for Instructional Services by Stephen Ratliff reviews
Investigation into the disparity in grades in Defense Against the Dark Arts after Harry Potter's Fifth Year results in a little extra cash for Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 246 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Kushina's Boyfriend by Lucillia reviews
Prequel to Naruto's BFF. Madara tries to free the Kyuubi early. Things go south for him when he compliments Kushina's hair, and she decides that it is love at first sight. Madara is soon forced to defend his chastity from his would-be suitor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Madara U., Kushina U.
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 5,755 - Follows: 1,437 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Christmas Carol'd by Lucillia reviews
Someone decides to give Sasuke a second chance. On the night after the Bell Test, Sasuke is visited by the Ghosts of Uchiha Past, Uchiha Present, and Uchiha Future.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,148 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
The Life and Times by Jonque reviews
An attempt at the time-travel genre, wherein a girl with a somewhat unhealthy fixation on a boy finds she suddenly has all the time in the world to get things right.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 119,658 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Hinata H., Naruto U., Anko M., Haku
Harry Potter and The Tournament of Doom! by bob-the-blue reviews
Sequel to Omni Law. Harry Potter must come to Hogwarts to compete in the Tri Wizard Tournament. God help us all.
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,315 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Harry P.
Kitty Kwest - The Adventures of Lord Tyranicus by Biigoh
Otherwise known as I got bored and started doing a Quest Thread on Space Battles...
Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 8,707 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Sailor Moon
My Little Denarians by Chengar Qordath reviews
Followup story to Forever! As his first task as the new Winter Knight, Harry must go to Equestria to stop an evil plot of terrible evilness by the Order of the Blackened Denarius. Warning: Includes massive spoilers for Ghost Story.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 225,414 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Pinkie Pie, H. Dresden - Complete
Water Aerobics for the Aquaphobic by Minnionette reviews
Umbridge's unorthodox field trip to Jusenkyo might have proven why her Defense curriculum was efficacious, if she hadn't accidentally cursed herself, Snape, half of Hogwarts's student body, two Death Eaters, and one hapless Dark Lord. OotP AU
Crossover - Ranma & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 154,622 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Akane, Harry P.
Innocence by linkhyrule5 reviews
Sometimes, you were right the first time. The decision won't change, no matter how much you think about it. And in the end... you can call yourself good, or not. Recursive fanfiction for Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality. Spoilers for Chap. 85.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Vulpine by Saphroneth reviews
Not entirely serious story. So, performing a summoning technique without a contract lands you with your most appropriate summon? Naruto sees someone summoning while still in the academy, and gives it a go.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 97,478 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 3,059 - Follows: 1,561 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Taking the Long View by Lucillia reviews
What if Palpatine had been given much stronger precognitive abilities back when he was young, back in the days when all he cared about were racing and pissing off his father? If he'd known how much work becoming Supreme Ruler of the Galaxy would be back during his teenage years, would he have even bothered?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 87 - Published: 12/7/2012 - E. Palpatine, Darth Maul - Complete
Chosen by Rakna reviews
An elsewhere story. Evangelion fantasy style! COMPLETED. Epub version available at: tinyurl (dot) com / acmal99
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 472,423 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 5/16/2001 - Complete
Exodus of Stars by keiranhalcyon2010 reviews
Aleksandr Kerensky has led the war weary Star League Defense Force on a two year long journey into exile. A chance decision leads to a long awaited discovery, and final proof that humanity is not alone in the cosmos.
Crossover - Mechwarrior/Battletech & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 73,164 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 7/4/2011
Escape from the Hokage's Hat by anothvortex reviews
My attempt at Perfect Lionheart's MH challenge. After recapturing Sasuke, Naruto is forced out of Konoha. However, he takes along some unexpected allies for the ride! First submission, and counting! Now NarutoxHinata!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 371,546 - Reviews: 2923 - Favs: 3,679 - Follows: 3,448 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Another Kind of Magic by Saphroneth reviews
There's more than one way to lead, and more than one way to be an Element of Magic. An AU looking at the effects of a slightly different early life for two unicorns.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,873 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Trixie, Twilight Sparkle
Bolotech: High Ground by drakensis reviews
On Terra, the Star Lords are expecting news of victories on the agrarian worlds of the Outworlds Alliance. But the victory on Sevon belongs to Pitcairn's Legion and to Bolo-04 of the Line.
Crossover - Mechwarrior/Battletech & Bolo series - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,358 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/15/2012
Bolotech: Pillar of Steel by drakensis reviews
The Star League has inexhaustible wealth and military power to subdue the periphery. But the Outworlds Alliance have a secret weapon...
Crossover - Mechwarrior/Battletech & Bolo series - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,766 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/15/2012
Dead Garden by Aaron Nowack reviews
The Fourth Hokage left a behind a legacy, a cruel burden that would change the fate of a world. It should have gone to a hero, a champion who could mend the broken and save the hopeless. Instead it fell on Haruno Sakura. Good thing she'll have some help.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 104,402 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 849 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Sakura H., Kushina U.
Life Starts at Sixteen by Another Reader reviews
12 year olds as elite assassins? Yeah right! Follow Naruto and friends who just graduated at 16, as they kick butt and chew gum. *New and improved! Major overhaul, with several improvements! Mature humor; Explanation inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 141,872 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Divergence Points by Publicola reviews
More points of divergence in the Harry Potter universe. These are those plot elements that, in the hands of a different author, could have driven the canon story-line right off the rails. An ongoing collection of one-shots. Episode 1: The Royal Wizard.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,216 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 268 - Published: 11/2/2012
Neesan by Biigoh reviews
While your parents are immutable. One's family and friends are what one makes of it.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,665 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Hotaru T./Sailor Saturn
Do Unto Others Before They Do Unto You by SmallBurnyThing reviews
1. Your name is Harry Potter. 2. You have seven days to marry Draco Malfoy. 3. Only one person was ever on your side. 4. She's trying to take over the world. 5. Harem? Tropetastic crackshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,922 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 277 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Distance by Friendly Uncle reviews
The sequel to "Correspondence" and "Moon Shy". Twilight and Celestia are in love! That's good, right? Because Celestia being a million years older than Twilight couldn't possibly cause any problems. And the mysterious masked ponies plotting to take Celestia's throne couldn't possibly make any of them worse...
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,204 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Princess Celestia
A Match Made in Hell by Lucillia reviews
Tobi was sure regretting having that super special Sharingan right about now.
Crossover - Naruto & Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
Back Again, Harry? by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Harry makes a different choice in King's Cross and is given the double edged gift of a second chance. Time Travel AU, DH canon. WIP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,606 - Reviews: 3267 - Favs: 6,324 - Follows: 8,438 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P.
First Try by Lucillia reviews
Due to a quirk of fate, Naruto passes the Academy Graduation Exam on his first try. Because of this, his life takes an interesting turn before he joins Team 7 after Kakashi poaches him from his sensei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,887 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 3,089 - Follows: 1,044 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Rocking the Boat by DerLaCroix reviews
Harry is left with the Dursleys just after his godfather had died. One thing leads to the other and Harry is fed up with being a puppet. He breaks free and finds help. And boy, does he start rocking the boat.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 245,779 - Reviews: 3273 - Favs: 6,813 - Follows: 5,307 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Saving Mizuki by Lucillia reviews
Mizuki's path to salvation hadn't all been roses. The man's thirst for power and respect didn't magically vanish with his decision not to betray Konoha, and old habits die hard. Companion to and expansion of the oneshot Salvation.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,046 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Mizuki, Naruto U.
Einherjar by drakensis reviews
Someone is waiting for Thor and Loki once they return to Asgard. Shortfic.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson, Loki
Oncoming Traffic Has The Right Of Way by JA Baker reviews
Space may be infinite, but paths can and do cross...
Crossover - Red Dwarf & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Complete
Tight Spot by hakanamu reviews
Naruto once believed he saw Sasuke as more of a brother than Itachi ever did. But stuck in the 13-year-old ANBU captain's body on the day of Uchiha Clan Massacre, could he really do any better?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 67,127 - Reviews: 1054 - Favs: 1,828 - Follows: 1,883 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
FiM: Pony Shorts by Miyajima reviews
A collection of short stories and silly ideas ranging from 300-1000 words. Will encompass all genres, but focusing mainly on comedy. Each chapter is tagged separately, and can be read in any order.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,227 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011
Ramen Doodles by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Omakes, story snippets, and random ideas for stories collected into one neat volume. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 111,602 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Naruto U.
Parent Trap by MisterQ reviews
Xander decides to dress up his sleeping parents before going Trick-or-Treating. Chaos results.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,408 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Complete
Four Teams by Racke reviews
The Genin 12 all graduated in the same year; thus, they were all separated into different teams. Sakura is professional, Hinata wears sunglasses, Ino is NOT crushing, Tenten battles Konoha's insanity, and Kiba hates everyone.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,851 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Complete
THE SHIP by drakensis reviews
Supposing the Adeptus Mechanicus dared to think just a little bit bigger...
Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 50 - Published: 9/20/2012
And If That Don't Work? by Sunshine Temple reviews
CH12 up. With enough gun, even an Angel can be destroyed, AT field & all. Wiping-out much of the nearby area, you don't want your Pilot & Ops Director getting caught in the blast. With a proven alternative, Nerv's position has changed & Shinji? Well...
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 254,979 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 11/23/2008
GSS by Lucillia reviews
Someone learns rather late in life that they weren't quite what they thought they were.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Take No Umbridge I: As Umbridge Sees it by Stephen Ratliff reviews
Harry Potter discovers that his being Triwizard Champion has some unexpected benefits regarding the teaching of Madame Umbridge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,601 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Dolores U. - Complete
Bad Trip by Lucillia reviews
Team Minato find themselves thrown forward in time...into a Kakashi/Naruto universe. They are naturally traumatized.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,532 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Minato N., Kakashi H.
The Joys of Crooked Accounting and Philanthropy by Pat Squared reviews
What happens when an young Uchiha girl discovers the joys of crooked accounting/charity scams, and decide to be born-again into the Church of the Orange Buddha and Accounting Genius Naruto. This is a one-shot gift-fic inspired by Layna6's Uchibi Sasuke and authorized by the author.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,564 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Aeon Entelechy Evangelion by EarthScorpion reviews
Dystopia. Utopia. Mankind's dabbling into the unknowable. But at the end of the world, as the beleaguered forces of humanity stand against uncounted horrors, what can one boy do? And that is not dead which can eternal lie... Rewrite of Aeon Natum Engel. Book II in progress.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 301,798 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Shinji I.
Unconscionable Silliness by Lord Jeram reviews
Various ideas I may never write more of - or perhaps I will! Who knows, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,842 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 9/5/2012
The End by Lucillia reviews
Ten Years after the Fourth Shinobi World War, Naruto has one last task to complete.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 101 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Dark Naruto/Yami Naruto, Kushina U. - Complete
The Stories He Told by Lucillia reviews
He'd told them several times, but nobody got it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Obito U. - Complete
The Zeppo and the Space Pirate by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
A story told in a series of short scenes. Xander has always attracted women who don't fit the definition of normal. So, of course he finds the only available space pirate currently on Earth. Xander/Vala.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,314 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Xander H., Vala
Food Fight by Lucillia reviews
Konoha and Iwa are epic rivals, and when teams from both nations meet competition inevitably ensues.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 57 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Reason by Lucillia reviews
Considering the fact that both sides believed that they were right, they would naturally believe that what they were doing was the right thing, and may even have similar reasons for doing what they were doing, and a shared inspiration.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Obito U. - Complete
The Path Has Been Set by Lucillia reviews
You were born in pain, darkness, and hatred, and you will likely die the same way, but along the way, you just might save the world. That at least is what you keep telling yourself as the number of sacrifices it takes for your plans to come to fruition continues to mount.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Obito U. - Complete
Gateway Book? by Lucillia reviews
For some, it would seem that reading Jiraiya's works leads to undesirable behavior. When Sai finds Jiraiya's only non-pornographic work at the library, there are a couple of small misunderstandings.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 78 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Sai, Kakashi H. - Complete
Unplanned Incidents by TwinTrouble reviews
Companion fic to 'Unplanned Paternity'. Any drabbles you lot want me to write, this is where they'll go. This is any gaps and silences, any cute baby moments, any bits and peices I missed out in the main story. Send me requests for bits you want. :
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,092 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Relics of Another Age by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
BtVS/Angel/Firefly xover. Series of one-shots set in the same universe. Dawn and Connor find themselves aboard Serenity after being asleep for 500 years.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,348 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Dawn S., River
Catch a Falling Star by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
Series of one-shots that form a story. Drusilla told her she'd do it. And that she'd have fun. But Elle refused to believe that she'd ever become a monster. Until the day it happened. Real-family. Also featuring Spike, Angel, Reid.
Crossover - Angel & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,290 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Drusilla, Elle G. - Complete
When In Doubt, Obliviate by Sarah1281 reviews
When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 114,644 - Reviews: 2466 - Favs: 2,440 - Follows: 1,693 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Gilderoy L. - Complete
A Name He Could Do Without by Lucillia reviews
There is a world where, thanks to a run of really bad luck and poor timing, Namikaze Minato picks up a slightly different nickname.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 56 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Minato N. - Complete
Thirty Years by Lucillia reviews
To an outside observer, he had been given an eternity. As far as he was concerned however, he was only allotted a mere thirty years.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 55 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
How Crap TV Saved the World by Lucillia reviews
A year after Dumbledore, Black, the Lupins, and Harry Potter's parents revealed themselves to still be alive after the end of the Second War, Harry decides to get his revenge on them by inviting them to Rita Skeeter's new talk show so they could reveal themselves to the world as they really were and bring themselves down. On the set, the Wizarding World gets an unexpected surprise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,604 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 126 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Harry P., Rita S. - Complete
The Controlled Chaos of Free Will by anothvortex reviews
In the spirit of Naruto Reads Naruto by Sage of Seals, and with his explicit permission, a new group of Naruto characters will be exposed to worlds spawned by the best and brightest fan fiction authors of our time! Rated M for safety!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,378 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 10/10/2011
Will of Fire, Heart of Stone by DisobedienceWriter reviews
The Hokage faces a terrible potential crisis when the Village Council spreads news of the young jinchuuriki, Naruto. The world changes when a more attentive, forceful Sandaime rears his head and takes back full control of his village. Sarutobi-centric. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 72,148 - Reviews: 903 - Favs: 3,256 - Follows: 2,080 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S. - Complete
An oath by Saphroneth reviews
One of Princess Celestia's guards has a secret.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,803 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Princess Celestia
Tales of the FoxCat by Ozzallos reviews
An act of betrayal lands Ranma changed and far from home. Naruto meets a red headed girl one day while goofing off and the destinies of both are changed forever.
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 162,023 - Reviews: 1766 - Favs: 2,058 - Follows: 2,000 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Ranma, Naruto U.
Playing Games by Lucillia reviews
Back before he started at the Academy, Naruto had a group of friends that he used to play with under the cover of darkness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,757 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Riddle of Steel: Director's Cut by Chuckman reviews
Grant me one request! Grant me REVENGE!
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 38,521 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Shinji I., Misato K.
When A God Emperor Goes To War by JA Baker reviews
In the grim-dark future of the 40th millennium, there is only an unpaid debt to be called in...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Warhammer - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011 - 11th Doctor, The Emperor - Complete
Potter, No Angst by Don E. Delivery reviews
Harry grows up without the threat of Voldemort and is sorted into Ravenclaw. He's been allowed a lot more free time... to chase girls. The only problem? Some girls want to chase him. Arrogant!Harry, Ginny/Harry/Hermione, Harry/Pansy, Harry/Luna. Humor and Romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,435 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Harry P., Pansy P.
Shepard, Queen of the Reapers by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Something happens that the Catalyst did not expect... And Shepard's taken on a few more upgrades. Oneshot, spoilers for ME3.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 73 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
In the Bright Sunshine by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
A fix-fic for Star Trek: Insurrection with Sisko in the place of Picard.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 3/16/2012 - B. Sisko - Complete
NaruShikaChou by Lucillia reviews
Otherwise known as Team Slacker.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., Chōji A.
Princess Molestia by StreakTheFoxz reviews
When an April Foals Day prank goes wrong, it's up to Princess Luna and Twilight Sparkle to stop Princess Celestia from turning them and their friends into Celestia's personal toys!
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,821 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Complete
Reflections of Demons by evil genus reviews
When the fight on the bridge takes an unusual turn, the whole Naruto tale changes, based off the one-shot Mirror, by Uchiki na Kage, see what happens when a hidden truth is exposed see inside for better summary Rated M for content
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 171,602 - Reviews: 1064 - Favs: 2,635 - Follows: 2,452 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Naruto U., Zabuza M.
Easy In Theory by Lucillia reviews
The concept is simple enough, and the materials are there, which begs the question of exactly why there are no firearms in the Elemental Nations.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Complete
Ponies in space by Saphroneth reviews
Science fiction setting version of Friendship is Magic, styled on the works of David Weber. Confound these ponies, et cetera. First arc currently complete, story being left open for potential second arc in future.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,825 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Twilight Sparkle
The Pyrotechnic Princess by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Jubilee tries to get some respect. It all goes down hill from there. Crack, oneshot. Rated for naughty implications and dialogue but otherwise clean.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,646 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Jubilee, James H./Wolverine/Logan - Complete
A True Cosmic Horror Pokémon by Flux Casey reviews
When Ash Ketchum is afraid of something, fair to say he has a pretty good reason.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Tempest by cywsaphyre reviews
Back in time and armed with years of future knowledge, Sakura is ready to take the world by storm. Except... she's four again, not twelve. Ah well, nobody said she couldn't start a little early. Gen, time travel, AU, Sakuracentric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,575 - Reviews: 1671 - Favs: 4,389 - Follows: 4,630 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Sakura H.
Naruto the Black Blade by Tigee86 reviews
Challenge fic. After stealing and opening the Scroll of Sealing, Naruto finds something more interesting then a clone technique whose details he never bothers to learn. A change he finds leading him down another path. femHaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 116,259 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 2,710 - Follows: 2,564 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Naruto U., Haku
A Cage of Blood and Circumstance by shadowsdeep reviews
You've been inserted into the body of someone in Konoha. Do you become a Ninja; killing others and likely dying, or run and live? An OC-insert into one of the worst possible people in the Narutoverse – Hyūga Hinata. AU. No bashing or serious relationships. INDEFINITE HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,036 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 1,574 - Follows: 1,778 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Hinata H.
Playing With Fire by Laryna6 reviews
The more powerful something is, the more damage it can do. Gendo's love for Yui drove him to insane and monstrous acts to get her back. Shinji is Gendo's son. Kaworu spent his last night on earth showing Shinji that someone could care for him. Maybe that wasn't such a good idea...
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/3/2012 - [Shinji I., Kaworu N.] Gendo I. - Complete
The Left ARM of God by RealmOfEmptiness reviews
"Oh sacred, beautiful and strong familiar!" Let's give her exactly what she asked, okay?
Crossover - Evangelion & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,404 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 914 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Zeruel, Louise
Tendologic by The Sage of Toads reviews
Third Place Winner of Week Three of TFF's Iron Fic and wildly requested to be made into a full story! Ranma's and Genma's first encounter with the Tendo Sisters comes with an unexpected and intensely awesome surprise... for Ranma at least.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 80 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Complete
Proportionate Retribution by The Sage of Toads reviews
Hailed as the worst fanfic I've ever written and winner of week two of The Fanfiction Forum's fourth Iron Fic competition. Ranma's final attempt at disarming Akane of the Battle Dougi ends in a decidedly painful way for him. Rated T for Level 3 Old-School Beatdown.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Akane, Ranma - Complete
ReTelling by fringeperson reviews
Every time a story is told, it changes a little bit. One teller will emphasise that a child was taken away, another that the king fell in love, and every time it is heard and told again, something else is forgotten and something else changes, though often in essence it remains mostly the same. JxS, oneshot, complete, don't own.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,911 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Vacation from the Norm by kgs-wy reviews
Kim's graduation? So the drama. Summer semester at Go City U? Even worse! But Ron has a badical plan: a month long European vacation for the two of them and Rufus! Can the world avoid mischief for a month or does Shego's sudden appearance scream trouble?
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 244,130 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Kim P., Ron S., Shego - Complete
Tale of the Nether Drake by StreakTheFoxz reviews
For everything good, there must be something bad. For everyone happy, another is left sad. Equestria is a world of harmony, but what happens their world connects to their opposite world? Equestria in chaos forever, devastated by the powerful Nether.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 48,007 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Spike, Twilight Sparkle
Gently Go by BajaB reviews
Harry's back on the ghostly platform where he last spoke to Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 98 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Guests of Honor by Lucillia reviews
During a festival to celebrate Konoha's surviving its first Winter, the founders bring in a group of people from another universe where it's the future already. Things don't go quite as planned.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,175 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Hashirama S., Madara U. - Complete
Estrus by Friendly Uncle reviews
Twilight doesn't know the facts of life, and it's up to her friends to teach her all about birds, bees, and ponies. This can only end well.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,490 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Complete
The Creature That Came to Ponyville by Friendly Uncle reviews
The crossover that nobody demanded! A strange creature roams Equestria, spilling innocent pony blood. Can Princess Celestia find this twisted monster before it infects everything, or is it already too late?
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,790 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Complete
Hokage Kakashi by Mirror and Image reviews
Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 2,197 - Follows: 406 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Dogtags by TwinTrouble reviews
Pet: n. 1. A fit of bad temper or pique. 2. An animal kept for amusement or companionship. 3. Uzumaki Naruto, host of Kyuubi no Kitsune.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,950 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 836 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
My Average Sized Human by The Sage of Toads reviews
Inspired by the Art of Megasweet and others, it's My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, but with a much more human element so to speak. Definitely not for kids, but definitely for the bronies.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,573 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Twilight Sparkle
Only a Moron by swabloo reviews
and a nutcase to the suicidal degree would ever find the concept of being born into the Shinobi world as cool, or any variation thereof that somehow implies any possible positive connotation. Self-insert to a certain degree. Dark, AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,045 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 1,208 - Follows: 1,502 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 2/5/2009
Obligate Endosymbiosis by EarthScorpion reviews
Symbiosis noun , from Ancient Greek συμβίωσις sumbiōsis, "living together" : A close, prolonged association between two or more organisms of different species, regardless of benefit to the members.
Crossover - The Thing & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 77 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Louise
Short Cuts in Learning by drakensis reviews
Harry wants to be trained to fight Voldemort, Dumbledore has doubts and Moody sees an opportunity.
Crossover - Ranma & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,164 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 72 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Alastor M. - Complete
The Magic of Deduction by knuckz reviews
As the truth behind Governor Tom Riddle's treachery rears its ugly head, there has been a death at Hogwarts. The general consensus is suicide, but Dumbledore decides to get a second opinion from an outsider: Harry Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 51 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Harry P.
Harry and the Sadistic Bastard by Lucillia reviews
After Harry dies and is given the mantle of Death and the job that comes with it, he gets some on-the-job training from the Death of another universe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Destination - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 91 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Deep Space Effect by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
This is what happens when you watch a DS9 episode and play through the Mass Effect games in the same week...
Crossover - StarTrek: Deep Space Nine & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Complete
The Day of The Squirrel by Lucillia reviews
In which Crowley attempts to cause mischief in Mississippi, and receives evidence that - just to be contrary - the Heavenly road crew had paved the path to their gates with bad intentions.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/15/2012 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Joker: Divergence by shanejayell reviews
What happens if, at the end of the horrible day that ended in the birth of the Joker, someone tried to help him?
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/15/2012 - The Joker
Enlightened! by Rumour of an Alchemist reviews
An alternate universe where the worlds of Harry Potter and of secret global conspiracies collide. Parody! Rated T just to be on the safe side.
Crossover - Misc. Games & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Naruto One Man Team by Ackdam reviews
After graduating from the academy, Naruto starts to reveal his true self. Won't everyone be surprised at what the 'demon' can do?...Powerful Naruto - NaruXHarem - Saku/Sasu/Kiba bashing - Rated M for language, violence and adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 431,868 - Reviews: 4142 - Favs: 7,676 - Follows: 6,532 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Til We Meet Again by Lucillia reviews
Between Madara's death and his revival in Naruto's BFF, Naruto moved on and lived eight years of his life, during which, he grew up and became a ninja. Not necessarily in that order. Oneshots and Drabbles, not in Chronological Order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Naruto U.
Strange Bedfillies Or, Nopony Loves Twilight by Tumbleweed reviews
The morning after Lyra & Bon Bon's wedding See: 'Twilight Sparkle vs. Bridle-Zilla' , a certain purple unicorn wakes to find an unexpected guest in her bed. Hijinks ensue.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,225 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Twilight Sparkle
Random Snippets by Biigoh reviews
It seems like everyone and their pet are doing one of these random snippet/idea thread. Here's mine.
Crossover - Misc. Anime/Manga & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,879 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 8/4/2009
Salvation by Lucillia reviews
A young Mizuki meets a dimension hopper who saves him during an escort mission gone bad.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 62 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Mizuki, Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto's BFF by Lucillia reviews
Due to an unfortunate choice of words, Madara gets a little stalker before the Massacre.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,049 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 2,310 - Follows: 1,083 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Madara U., Naruto U. - Complete
Shodai Hokage Madara by Lucillia reviews
The deskbound adventures of one Uchiha Madara who lived in a universe where the selection of the First Hokage went the other way.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Madara U. - Complete
The Toaster by Lucillia reviews
Stron wouldn't stop tinkering when he was stranded on Earth, and Mestral has to find something to do with the appliances he left behind.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/18/2012
Corrupted by Lucillia reviews
In the world of children where things are generally black and white, trying to get them to hold a double standard is often an impossible task.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Avoidance by Lucillia reviews
While Naruto was dense, he shouldn't have been so oblivious as to not notice that an entire clan with at least a hundred members had suddenly vanished...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Tekka U., Naruto U. - Complete
Without Naruto by Lucillia reviews
Team 7 and the rest of the world for that matter have to go on without Naruto when he falls in battle on the bridge in Wave.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,528 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Dancin' in the Ruins by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
Season 7. Blood makes them family, that's what their Father told them. Dean wakes up to an old and familiar enemy of the fanged variety. One-shot!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,032 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The Accidental Henge by JAC-Ossuary reviews
Frustrated with academy life, Naruto steals a third years training manual and resolves to teach himself the Henge before anyone else in his class. Done on the night of a full moon, Naruto has no idea what his attempts will cause. Naru/Ino Fem!Naru/Ino
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,966 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Truth or Dare? by xSlytherclaWx reviews
The marauders, firewhiskey, and truth or dare means trouble. Simple math. But when there are girls involved, and truth or dare becomes STRIP truth or dare, the only thing that can result is chaos.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,683 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 7/26/2007 - OC, Sirius B. - Complete
The Difference Between Mostly and All by Lucillia reviews
Haku is forced to take extra measures to convince his master's opponents that Zabuza is dead when Team 7 gets a slightly more...pragmatic Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 124 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Haku, Naruto U. - Complete
Izuna's Adventure by Lucillia reviews
Izuna decides to experiment with his Mangekyo Sharingan and ends up in a world where his counterpart is a fratricidal ass who wanders around wearing an open shirt and a purple rope for a belt.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,303 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Izuna U. - Complete
Raiders Of The Lost Horcrux by NothingPretentious reviews
Ron might end up getting killed chasing after his damned 'fortune and glory'. But not today. * Just a somewhat silly oneshot. *
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Ron W. - Complete
Slayer Magic by Perfect Lionheart reviews
After Halloween, it turns out nobody's costume left anything significant over. However, that doesn't mean they didn't wish it had. Also, in the backlash of all of that chaos magic, that doesn't mean there wasn't magic to be found.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,442 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 2/7/2012
Ach scheisse! by Dark Knight Gafgar reviews
What has been seen... cannot be unseen. Rating for language, sensitive themes, sexual references, alcohol/drug use and mind-searing mental images.
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,012 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 8/24/2009
Between Mizukage and Tobi by Lucillia reviews
Nobody knew what Madara was up to in the time between being the Mizukage's puppet master and his first appearance as Tobi, until now that is. Unrelated Oneshots, multiple crossovers. AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Madara U.
Shipwrecked by Solaris242 reviews
Daria made a deal with something before moving to Lawndale. She is changed, but what will happen when it is time to collect on her debt?
Daria - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Daria M.
The Harry Potter Omake Files: Innortal Style by Innortal reviews
Hogwarts, welcome to the Time Loops.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,419 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 9/1/2007
Tsunade's Heir: Omake and Extra Files by funkmasterjo reviews
Just as the title says. A collection of omake related to my story 'Tsunade's Heir' and other story-related items.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,185 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Naruto U.
A Book of Hogwarts Verse by Lucillia reviews
Good, bad, and mediocre poems about all things Hogwarts. I tried to make most of them humorous. If there is anything related to Hogwarts you would like me to write about, ask and I will attempt it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 5/6/2007
Someone Who Loves You by Lucillia reviews
Han marries the one he loves.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Han S. - Complete
Of the Dead by Lucillia reviews
He wandered through the village like a ghost, and for all of the attention the villagers paid him, he may as well have been one.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Tobirama S. - Complete
Rise of the Snake by Sakiku reviews
Iruka gets dragged into a surreal experience by Gai, Kakashi and Yamato. It involves a lot of nakedness, but not much sex. Or maybe it is all about sex? M/M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,139 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Iruka U., Gai M. - Complete
A Series of Somewhat Unfortunate Events by Lucillia reviews
The reason Dumbledore took a broom to the Ministry during Harry's first year rather than using the Floo or apparating.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Albus D. - Complete
Beating the Heat by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Or, "Friendship is Kinky". AKA, the one where I go to Pony Hell...
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 77,634 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Dr. Whooves, Twilight Sparkle - Complete
What a party! by StreakTheFoxz reviews
When Rarity finds out that her dress got the biggest article in a fashion magazine, she decides to hold a party with her friends. But when the party gets off, she decides to introduce a new type of drink that she was sent as a gift. The Weaver inspired!
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,802 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Rarity, Pinkie Pie - Complete
Their Little Brother by fantasyessa reviews
The five eldest Weasley boys gather around Ron's deathbed, and lament on the brother they should have watched a little more closely. "This shouldn't be him. We... we were all older than him. We were supposed to protect him." AU, Weasley-Bonding, Very Slight Romoine
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Ron W., George W., Percy W., Fred W. - Complete
The Problem with Homonyms by Polydicta reviews
He shall have the power he knows not. Simple, right? Wrong …
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Apple Surprise by StreakTheFoxz reviews
When Applebloom and Spike start dating, they decide to get together one night for something extra... but they get more than what they bargained for.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,799 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Applebloom, Spike - Complete
A Logical Solution by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Keiko O'Brien has a solution to Kira and Miles' sexual tension. A silly AU of "Looking for par'mach in all the wrong places".
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/9/2012 - M. O'Brien, Keiko O. - Complete
Bag of Holding: Plot Bunnies by Another Reader reviews
Ideas I have developed decently, but will likely not continue for the foreseeable future. More plotbunnies may arrive. entry 1: Warning- Time Travel may Hurt Brain
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,772 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Harry P., Albus D.
The Fight by teshara reviews
A drunken Trelawney decides to have it out with Firenze, once and for all. Mayhem ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2012 - [Firenze, Sybill T.] Minerva M., F. Flitwick - Complete
Battle Fantasia: Unity by Darth Artemis reviews
"Strange, isn't it? We've always said we weren't alone, and yet nobody ever realized just how literally true that was." Part 1 of Battle Fantasia, the Magical Girl Megacross.
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Game X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,390 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 10/6/2011
The Grass is Always Greener by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
One-shot. Her sister told her not to look in the mirror, and now Dawn knew why.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Dawn S., Bobby S. - Complete
Mommy’s Love by evil genus reviews
Companion piece to ‘How far a mother will go…’ This is not a sequel or new fic… it is a ‘filler’ for the ‘holes’ in the one-shot. Find out about things alluded to and other mis-adventures of the ‘Kushina lives’ world…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,901 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Kushina U., Naruto U.
And then suddenly, Ninjas! by The Sage of Toads reviews
On the day Naruto Uzumaki was born, the Third Hokage made a decision that would one day turn the world upon its head. Twelve years after the Fourth Hokage killed the Nine-Tailed Fox, Naruto Uzumaki sets forth to become the greatest Ninja of all time!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,030 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 906 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Naruto U.
Impossible by Belle's Noir reviews
Dumbledore had tricked him into becoming a Champion but Harry wasn't going to take it lying down. He may be forced to compete in the tasks but who says he has to complete the tasks?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,213 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 2,374 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Gender Bender by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
See Willow get drunk. See Willow write fanfiction. See Willow perform spell. She was on quite the Gender Bender last night. Oops. Crack-a-licious.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Willow R., Sam W. - Complete
Mandragora by NothingPretentious reviews
Consider the curiously humanoid mandrake root, or mandragora. It is hideously ugly, deadly dangerous, and a powerful restorative. Why would anything else matter? * * A tale of horror. Please review. * *
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 70 - Published: 2/23/2012 - P. Sprout - Complete
Where's the Cannon? by Lucillia reviews
Why Dudley asked about a cannon when Hagrid arrived, bringing Harry's Hogwarts acceptance letter with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Dudley D. - Complete
NGE: Nobody Dies by Gregg Landsman reviews
What would happen if we had everything we ever wanted? What if certain tragedies, in the past, were averted? One would normally think this would make a better world. Some old traumas could be gone. But the new pains could be worse.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 110 - Words: 596,438 - Reviews: 1957 - Favs: 1,597 - Follows: 1,227 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 12/13/2009
Better Off Dead by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
Draco and Buffy meet again after nearly ten years and reminiscence over that oh-so-funny time he tried to kill her. Post both series. One-shot!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Buffy S., Draco M. - Complete
88 Miles Per Hour by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Xander dressed as Doc Brown out of Back To The Future and invented a time machine. PTB got tired of him going back to wear costume after costume and kicked him out, beginning a Slider adventure. First stop? Halloween in a canon Buffy-verse.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Back to the Future - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,417 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Xander H.
A Very Different Dursley Family by Lucillia reviews
Harry had suspected that Vernon had a few skeletons in his closet, but hadn't thought they'd be anything like this. While Petunia did her best to hide the fact that she had a sister, Vernon did his best to hide the elder Mr. and Mrs. Dursley.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 96 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Vernon D. - Complete
Not My Type by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
Faith and Rodney usually stick to type...but boredom is a funny motivator.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Faith L., Rodney M. - Complete
Impulsivity by katdemon1895 reviews
"you don't have a plan?" "No, I'm just winging it." "But you're Hermione! You always have a plan!" "No I don't! I can be quite impulsive!" "Name one time!" "Well..." "Now doesn't count!"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Avatars and Interpretations by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF! The Scoobies dress as popular comic book characters, but popular characters are always subject to personal interpretations...
Buffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,126 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 5/9/2005
Jinchuriki Are Darn Epic by Huoyingmi reviews
Also known as the J.A.D.E. Team. Or the Knights of the Nine? Jinchuriki banding together and making their own village
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,981 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 74 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Naruto U.
Tat 'dat Geek by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
Andrew's fanboy nature led him to get a tattoo, and a few of the Scoobies find out. One-shot!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Andrew, Chuck - Complete
Left Behind: The Forgotten Bolo by KE7CDM reviews
Bolo unit 7352 LXE of the line Alexei Is left behind and forgotten by humanity, Now what?
Bolo series - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,195 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 7/22/2008
Chosen Tricksters by Chilord reviews
Very AU In their time, the Marauders went a bit further in their bid to be the best pranksters they could, invoking the power of myths and legends before their brotherhood was betrayed. Now, as Harry enters his 3rd year, those powers are rising again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 44,641 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 914 - Follows: 984 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Knockers by Lucillia reviews
Just one of the many ways in which Voldemort's resurrection ritual at the end of GOF could go wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 76 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
D&D by Lucillia reviews
The interesting thing about enemies is the fact that if something were the least bit different, they could become the best of friends, or more. If Dexter had been a touch more charismatic, and less of a loner...
Dexter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/6/2012 - J. Doakes - Complete
Progress by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
MLP:FiM A thousand years is quite the generation gap, so Princess Luna decides she has to get with the times. However, this isn't quite as easy as she thinks it will be...
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 82,870 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Princess Celestia
Evil Doesn't Scream like a Girl by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
Buffy is strolling through NYC when she runs into a certain author, whom she promptly mistakes for Caleb, the crazy priest. Oops. One-shot. Complete!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Castle - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Buffy S., Rick C. - Complete
Minuet II by Lucillia reviews
This time, rather than an impromptu dance, Harry discovers an unfortunate magical creature that is the result of another spelling error.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Over the Counter by teshara reviews
In his search for the perfect cup of coffee in foreign lands, Severus Snape finds more than he bargains for.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/4/2012 - [Severus S., Cho C.] - Complete
The Next Great Annoyance by dogbertcarroll reviews
Graduating from Hogwarts and on the brink of a whole new adventure, Harry finds himself summoned to another world where once more he is asked to put his gollies on the anvil for everyone else. It sucks being the hero sometimes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,414 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 1,005 - Follows: 1,088 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Harry P.
The Uzumaki's Peace by Inert aka Dr. Snakes reviews
The end of the Fourth Shinobi World War was the herald of greatness, and an era of peace and prosperity was ushered in on the shoulders of a legend. In the world of shinobi, however, nothing is ever as it seems. And five years later, all is not well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 95 - Published: 2/2/2012 - A/Fourth Raikage, Naruto U. - Complete
Meetings Across Time by Lucillia reviews
He was twelve when they met. The other boy who couldn't have been older than nine had been tied to the post next to his.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 67 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Naruto U., Obito U. - Complete
Of Tricks and Traps by teshara reviews
When Harry gets stuck inside his son's head he learns more about Albus than he ever wanted to.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,904 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/31/2012 - [Albus S. P., Scorpius M.] [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
That Rotating Thing That Holds Condiments by Lucillia reviews
Team 7's Mary-Sue seems slightly...defective.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Schrodinger by Lucillia reviews
It is almost always one or the other, but on rare occasions it is both, and the cat escapes the box before it is observed.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Obito U., Madara U. - Complete
Vulpine side stories by Saphroneth reviews
Little things taking place in the surroundings of Vulpine. Some of them could have happened in the canon, some of them couldn't, some are a mix. Again, expect seriousness to be low.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,820 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 7/18/2011
The Sanctuary by teshara reviews
HP Hound of Rowan crossover. Lucius weighs his options in a world on the verge of war.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Tapestry, Henry H. Neff - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,805 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Lucius M., N. Awolowo - Complete
First Try: Tetsuo by Lucillia reviews
The life and times of Shimura Tetsuo, Jounin Sensei of Team 5. Drabbles and oneshots, not in Chronological order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012
That Boy Is Trouble by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Privet Drive is home to many secrets, many lies... And many sexually frustrated women. As Harry Potter soon finds out. AU Fifth Year, HP/HG/NT/Various, rated for general naughtiness. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,733 - Reviews: 1315 - Favs: 4,602 - Follows: 3,315 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Surrogate of Zero by Charles Bhepin reviews
Being a documentary of the interactions of Shinjicus Ikaricus Ineptus, in Halkeginia, the natural habitat of the Tsundere. Narrated by Langley-Sohryu, Asuka, PhD.
Crossover - Evangelion & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 76,977 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 12/8/2011
Self Insert VI by Lucillia reviews
The Author finds herself in a place that could be considered Mary Sue Heaven or Mary Sue Hell depending on one's inclinations shortly after rediscovering a favorite series from her childhood.
Fear Street series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Complete
What's He Doing This Time? by Lucillia reviews
The Third Hokage muses on a four year-old Naruto's odd behavior as he watches the child run past the tower several times. His old friend Danzo - as always - has the answer.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 73 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Hiruzen S., Danzō S. - Complete
Wrong Coffin by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
Flash fic. Spike can't remember how he got into this particular coffin. Post series finale for Angel.
Crossover - Angel & NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Spike, Abby S. - Complete
Kid by evansentranced reviews
A Potion's "accident" turns Harry into an eight year old, and Draco Malfoy intends to kidnap him. But Harry's a passive-aggressive, revenge-obsessed little bastard. Maybe Draco will wait on that whole Dark Lord thing. POVDraco, pretty AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,867 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 2,170 - Follows: 847 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Multicolour Post Its by Wingwyrm reviews
Harry Potter's animagus form is the Kyuubi no Yōko. And now he's stuck in a little boy named Naruto. So he helps the kid out. And boy is the kid hyperactive. Gen, WIP, AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,629 - Reviews: 1013 - Favs: 4,036 - Follows: 4,608 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Pony Tales by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
In a world filled with magic talking ponies, there still exist things twisted, weird and bizarre. These are their stories.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,747 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012
Day Dreams by Chilord reviews
The world is filled with unconnected coincidence. Dreams are a reflection of the subconscious... most of the time. An exercise in a particular style of writing. As explicit as a romance novel.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,728 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 89 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Political Realities by Adrian Tullberg reviews
Commissioner Gordon receives an unwelcome education.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 52 - Published: 1/18/2012 - James G. - Complete
From Purgatory, With Love by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
Series of one-shots. Where do you put an ex-demon who slaughtered throughout the ages then died helping to save the world? Purgatory. But, she finds her way out. SPN S6. Sam/Anya.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,863 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Anya J., Sam W.
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1375 - Favs: 4,896 - Follows: 1,837 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Protection From Nargles by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Harry and Luna meet in the Room of Requirement. Mistletoe appears. Will Nargles be a problem? Takes place in during Harry's fifth year, as he and Luna get closer. Basically pure fluff, largely consisting of conversations. NOW COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,581 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 1,604 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
The Boys Who Lived by Lucillia reviews
Shortly after defeating Lord Voldemort, Harry Potter is summoned by Lily Evans Dursley to a universe in which the son of Petunia Evans and Peter Pettigrew became the Boy-Who-Lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,040 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Harry P., Lily Evans P.
Hell aka Shikon High by Lucillia reviews
Good old Shikon High where Kagome's pregnant, Kikyo is left wondering why people think she's Kagome's bitchy twin sister, Inuyasha can't decide what species he is, and Sesshomaru doesn't know whether he's a teacher or a student since he's apparently both.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,753 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Sesshomaru
First Try: Team 7 by Lucillia reviews
A wiser and more experienced Naruto is forced onto a team he hadn't wanted to join in the first place. However, as they say, "Those who break the rules are trash. Those who abandon their teammates are worse than trash.". Sequel to First Try.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 114,567 - Reviews: 1704 - Favs: 3,295 - Follows: 2,124 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Born Yesterday by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
Kevin Lynch wasn't born yesterday. But he was born just a few months prior. Just ask his mom and dad. One-shot.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Xander H., Kevin L. - Complete
Heavenly Bodies by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
Adventures in Ascension for a kinda-dead John Winchester and Buffy Summers. Supernatural/BtVS/Stargate SG-1 crossover. Told in a series of one-shots.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,244 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Buffy S., John W.
Cry Baby Bridge by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
Cry Baby Bridges are a nationwide phenomenon, and usually no more than urban legend, but Sam and Dean get more than they bargained for when they investigate one in small town Mississippi. S7, after "The Mentalists." Short story told in 2 parts.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,011 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Across a Lightly Clawed Gameboard by Lucillia reviews
A Go genius of the Heian meets a prodigy of the Kamakura in the modern day and Hikaru makes a brand new foul-mouthed friend.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,694 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Inuyasha, Fujiwara no Sai
Team Tensai by Wingwyrm reviews
They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,441 - Reviews: 2177 - Favs: 7,203 - Follows: 4,021 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
An Imperial Duty by Bob Regent reviews
Yet Another Halloween Fic, a darker night than usual for the two of the denizens of Sunnydale.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,852 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 51 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Xander H.
Greed and Avarice by Bob Regent reviews
What would it take to save the world... less than you'd think.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Xander H., Buffy S. - Complete
Black Dawn by Adari reviews
Sequel to Lost Hope. If the Wizarding World thought normal would be restored following the death of Harry Potter, the House of Black has news for them. So too did the new ghost...who's kind of green.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,780 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Sorting Hat - Complete
An Unexpected Turn by teshara reviews
Just when Monroe thinks he's got Nick figured out.
Grimm - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Nick B., Monroe - Complete
Millennium Eclipse by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
The scars of Luna's past are not so easily healed by a rainbow. In the present, Celestia asks about the events that led to her fall, triggering a flood of memory of past glories and tragedies, loves and losses.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,653 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Princess Celestia
Indiscretions by Ozzallos reviews
Saffron has fallen and Ranma is the man of the hour, however unwillingly. Truths and reconciliation follow. Oh, and high fructose citrus content.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,582 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 64 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Ranma, Shampoo
Honor a Hufflepuff by Stephen Ratliff reviews
Harry Potter has decided that the late Cedric Diggory needs to be honored, not forgotten.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,387 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 1,124 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Day of the Bolo by TheByronicMan reviews
...wherein 3 Bolos face the smallest and most insidious Enemy ever encountered by the Dinochrome Brigade. This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to persons living, dead, undead, or cybernetic is purely coincidental.
Crossover - Bolo series & Newsflesh Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,285 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: