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Hi, Im McMuffin. I enjoy Basketball, sleeping and eating. (mostly muffins)

Im a guy who is bored out of his mind well over 50% of the day, and like most people who have too much on their minds, i am STRESSED.

I enjoy the Simpsons, Sports, (Celtics, Yankees, Giants) and Video Games.

Im accident prone, (Broke left arm 4 times, and 1 surgery, hurt right shoulder, fractured left middle finger)

I dislike fruit, (yes, all fruit) heights, and crowded spaces. I spend half the day alone, but i dont have a problem with it.

If you think you are a true Simpsons Fanatic, take my quiz!

1.Which vegtable was tainted in the mother nature burger? 2pts

2.How many pounds did homer need to gain to be disabled? 3pts

3.Is Lisa a vegan or a buddhist? 2pts

4.Why did bart skateboard to krusty burger and back in the hit Simpsons Movie? 1pt

5.Did a screaming caterpillar choose the simpsons yard as its ecosystem? 2pts


What is the name of the alien most seen in Treehouse of horror? 5pts

PM me the answers and I will put u on my top 5 if u do well enough







Quoted From: stuckinadream

-I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to "magically wrap around" Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody! A rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "oh crap, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!"

Quoted from: pizzarocks7

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

My top 15 foods (not including muffins)

15.Hot Dogs

14.Bacon Omelets

13.Chocolate Bars


11.French Fries

10.Ice Cream



7.Fried Chicken







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LeBart James reviews
Bart joins a school basketball program and finds out his skillset is wider than he expected.
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 7/29/2010