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Hi, Im McMuffin. I enjoy Basketball, sleeping and eating. (mostly muffins)
Im a guy who is bored out of his mind well over 50% of the day, and like most people who have too much on their minds, i am STRESSED.
I enjoy the Simpsons, Sports, (Celtics, Yankees, Giants) and Video Games.
Im accident prone, (Broke left arm 4 times, and 1 surgery, hurt right shoulder, fractured left middle finger)
I dislike fruit, (yes, all fruit) heights, and crowded spaces. I spend half the day alone, but i dont have a problem with it.
If you think you are a true Simpsons Fanatic, take my quiz!
1.Which vegtable was tainted in the mother nature burger? 2pts
2.How many pounds did homer need to gain to be disabled? 3pts
3.Is Lisa a vegan or a buddhist? 2pts
4.Why did bart skateboard to krusty burger and back in the hit Simpsons Movie? 1pt
5.Did a screaming caterpillar choose the simpsons yard as its ecosystem? 2pts
What is the name of the alien most seen in Treehouse of horror? 5pts
PM me the answers and I will put u on my top 5 if u do well enough
Quoted From: stuckinadream
-I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to "magically wrap around" Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody! A rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "oh crap, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!"
Quoted from: pizzarocks7
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
My top 15 foods (not including muffins)
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