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Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

Lets see here...what do i need to tell people about me?

Age: 152,508,096,000...seconds XP this isnt right anymore but whatever...

Family/Friends on Fanfic: Kiss Me Into Silence and DarkRoxas91

Well I cant think of much I need to tell. I love to draw, eventually i'm gonna get a deviantart account and then you can critique my drawings as well as my stories. I also love to write poetry, although i may not publish alot on here. And lastly, I absolutely love reading so I will point it out if you spell a name wrong from one of my favorite books!!!

Name: Unless you already know who I am I aint gonna tell you my real name, so you can just call me Relsieh (pronounced: rel*zay)

Favorite Authors: Marlene Perez, Rick Riordan, J. K. Rowling, Edgar Allan Poe, Margaret Haddix, Suzzane Collins...and SOOOO many others i cant name them all right now...

Favorite Bands/Singers in no particular order: Jeffree Star, Disturbed, Green Day, Taylor Swift, Reba MacEntire, Carrie Underwood, PopLyfe, Martina McBride, Lincohn Park, Falling in Reverse, Billy Talent, Tim Migraw, Billy Covington, Weird Al Yankovick, OwlCity, Avril Lavigne...the list goes on...

Favorite Book Series: the Inheritance cycle, Dead is..., Percy Jackson and the Olympians, the Heroes of Olympus, Twilight, Drums Girls and Dangerous Pie (read the book to learn what dangerous pie is!!) Shadow Children, Hunger Games...there are more but I cant think of anymore off the top of my head...

Things I Hate: People who insult others for their beliefs...I just cant stand that...

Things I Like: Animals, life, sports, archery, music

Random Comments: So MY laptop has been sold...i'm sad :'(...one good thing: they saved my stuff before they sold it...update of Akatsuki, Sound, and 2 Non-Innocent Girls to come!!

Now I believe this is all you need to know about me. Thank you for reading my stories!! Just don't forget to review!!!!!!!! Other wise I will be forced to send the flying monkeys after you!! And we wouldnt want that now would we?

Have a Wonderful Life!!!


Story News

The Akatsuki Sound and 2 Non-Innocent Girls

Well...no one really finds this story interesting apparently...except maybe afew...sorry ya'll but i think it's time to give up on this one...it was going somewhere...then Idealia0.0 left the story and i can't write from her perspective...we had a good process going on...but it just didnt work out..so sorry to say i'm just gonna delete it...

The Beginning of the End

Not sure who really pays attention to me...or if anyone cares enough to check up on this...but i'm really sorry i havent updated in a while...i got stuck babysitting small children for a month or 2...then school started...sigh...but an anonomys reviewer, shadow wolf, inspired me...i read his/her reviews on this story recently (today is 6/25/13 btw) and decided i need to get back on the horse and start writing again :P so shadow wolf...whoever you are...if you're reading this...thank you...

hopefully a new update will be up soon :) have a nice night ya'll!


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YUGIOH!! ORIGINAL YUGIOH (meaning not GX, 5Ds or Zexal!)

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Send This In An E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile!

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Blood Fang by Lynne1923 reviews
Sakura once had a normal life but one bad day changes everything. She smells good to everyone and everything. Can she survive with some help?. Pairing Gaara and Sakura. slight SakuraSasuke GaaSaku Sasuino NaruHina TenNeji
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,993 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/9/2016 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Sakura H., Gaara
Sunrise by Bluefire Eternal reviews
ExS. 100 years ago, the wild dragon Eridor was murdered by his own brother, Galbatorix's servant. With his dying breath he swore revenge upon both. 84 years later, Eragon is born. Now, 16 years later, Eridor is awakening and his host is not happy.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 163,545 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 4/18/2009 - [Eragon S., Saphira]
Letex's Tale One by JustAnotherBrony15 reviews
A lone traveler visits Ponyville, and may just reconsider travelling. This is a long story to-be trilogy , and is an OC x Rainbow Dash. No sexual content as of yet, T just for safety.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,991 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Rainbow Dash - Complete
Forgotten by Everfly reviews
Sakura, fed up with the constant loneliness and heart break she felt in Konoha, leaves for good. Somehow manages to join the Akatsuki and ressurect the one and only Sasori. Being rewritten!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,220 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sakura H., Sasori
Broken by PrettyMuchHercules reviews
Alex must escape to the world of Twilight after someone changes her life forever.
Crossover - Twilight & Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 30,007 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Jacob, Alex R. - Complete
A Complicated Series of Events by Mustsleep reviews
Chapter 21: Cupcakes. The reason Sasuke came to detest all sweets.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,495 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
I Was Made For Loving You by animejade49 reviews
For her last year of High School, Myra Sakamoto decides to leave Domino High School and attends Cross Academy. If she thought that only weird things happened in domino... wait until she finds out Cross Academy's biggest secret! KanameXOC
Crossover - Yu-Gi-Oh & Vampire Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 32,170 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 4/3/2011 - S. Kaiba, Kaname K.
Mrs Sakura ? by Frida-Froz reviews
Sakura goes shopping with Ino, but comes across a weird store. Meeting the hypo but two sided fortune teller Anak. With her spell Anak sends Sakura through a test to see who she really belongs with. SakuXeveryone! R&R! Idea is from KalliopeStarmist!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Love for his brother by SakuraBlizzard reviews
Sasuke is put in a coma for protecting Sakura on a mission. She loves him dearly, but what happens when she gets close to his brother? Doesn't she deserve to move on? ItaSaku, the Uchiha massacre never happened.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,847 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Life with the Akatsuki by KidGoneWacko reviews
After three years, Sakura,Ino and Tenten return to Konoha as newly promoted Anbu's. However on the way they get turned into animals and are adopted by Akatsuki members...itasaku,tensaso,inodei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,291 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
The Courage of a Princess by Layona reviews
A princess in hiding is forced to marry Galbatorix, after she has been there 8 months she escapes...and finds something she wasn't expecting. Will she survive the meeting of the new dragon rider or will he kill her without realizing who she is?
Eragon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,044 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Eragon
Werewolves exist: by Blackenflames reviews
The fever its getting worse! My body hurts, i can barely move. "Nana, its time for dinner" Zero knocked. "I'll be there" I stuttered. I need to leave! The pain is too much. "Nana Are you Okay!" Zero tried opening the door. But i made sure it was locked.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 28,779 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Zero K.
This is Everything by ilessthan3youtoo reviews
Songfic. Zero/Yuki.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 13,995 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Zero K., Yuki C.
Bestiality by Flamist.Rika reviews
Meet Sasori, a demon who hoards pretty things- and meet Sakura, a pretty thing. Unfortunately, Sasori is a cursed demon. By day, he's a scorpion- but by night he's in a human-like form- and plans on keeping Sakura around. SasoSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,027 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
Pink hair by NaruTardForever reviews
Sakura is born with a disease that has caused her torment sicne she was very young. She always hated her pink hair, until it brought her something worth all the pain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Killers in Me House! by LuvChiharu-CHAN reviews
I was just watching T.V. with my two best friends during a sleepover, when the Akatsuki decided to suddenly pop up. Now we would have to care for 10 dangerous killers until they go back to their world. But can we survive before it happens? T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,001 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Akatsuki
Dragon Princess by Germantownmaiden reviews
Anzu is your regular princess wanting regular things, true love, their 'prince'. But a spell changes that and she's forced to be a dragon, forever. Will she find love with a plain dragon, or will a certain dragon god steal her heart?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 61,973 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011 - [Atem, Anzu M./Tea G.] - Complete
Remember by xXFluffultasticXx reviews
A suicide note.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
Strange Girl by nacho-chan reviews
Sakura Haruno is a deadly, secret assassin known by all enemies. But when Sakura moves back to her old home, she finds herself carrying out one of her scariest missions yet- to pose as a regular high school student. DeiSaku, hints of GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,943 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Scrumdidileeumptious by BitterSweetCrimson reviews
[SakuxAkatsuki AU] She was a freshman and they were juniors but when insanity became reality, love and lust mix strangely, and life starts falling apart, lines typically get blurry. New philosophy: Don't look back. Kick some ass. And get the guy... guys* [Rated for language only. Currently updating all chapters, will complete]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 193,584 - Reviews: 3017 - Favs: 1,020 - Follows: 769 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Dead is the New Black Ryan's Point of View by AmandaElric reviews
My friend and I decided that it would be good to write it through Ryan's point of view. I hope you enjoy. Obviously the chapters would be shorter because they're isn't much information on Ryan, and his home activites.
Dead series, Marlene Perez - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/13/2011
Petals in the Wind by Poochie14 reviews
They're in high school, they're seniors, and random crap happens XD. sorry if summary sux, Will contain lemon. Pairings SakuxTemari is the main one but there will be some SakuxIno and some NaruxSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,048 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Sakura H., Temari
Last Thoughts by 1920sVintageGirl reviews
Mary did what everyone told her could never be done. She went out into the forest of hands and teeth and lived long enough to see the ocean. Now,so soon after accomplishing her dream, she lays dying. These are her thoughts. A short one-shot.
Forest Of Hands And Teeth - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Mary
My first life by Miss-Almond reviews
Gabrielle's story before she re turns
Forest Of Hands And Teeth - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Gabrielle
Memories by CandyPop777 reviews
Sakura is now in high school. She meets a bad boy called Deidara and as time passes by they get close to eachother, but what happens when Sasuke returns and with a girl names Karin? DRAMA! Who will Sakura choose Deidara or Sasuke?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,542 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Sakura H., Deidara
Moonlit Paths by saphire butterfly reviews
What if when Itachi left the village he took Sakura with him? What if she didn't die like he expected her to? What if she came to the Akatsuki with him? What if? Well, read to find out. Rating is mostly for any gorey areas. Title may change.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,101 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
My Smile by Piper-Knight reviews
They were friends since diapers. She has a rough family life, He has no one but his friends. She loves him, He's dating Konan. She decides to end her pain, He just so happens to get to her before it happens. Can He save Her? Will She let Him?AU SakuxPein
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,163 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Sakura H., Pain/Pein - Complete
Roze Tsubomi ken Ongaku Kou by Thirrin73 reviews
If you love something set it free, and if it loves you in return it will come back. Sakura never expected him to appear again, she had hated him. But by the time he left for the third time, she realized that she had fallen in love with Akasuna no Sasori
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
Love through Jade by chaosangel13 reviews
I have waited 500 years for you, Sakura Haruno. When his only love takes her life from a jade dart, Madara Uchiha, the immortal waits for her, then the reincarnation of his love has come back to him after 500 years . Based off parts of forbidden kingdom
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,677 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Sakura H., Madara U.
Dodging Death by TotalTeenageStereotype reviews
“You also must learn to love a certain woman, the one that helped to kill you. You must learn to love Sakura Haruno.” Sasori remembered the words as he glared at the pinkette sleeping. He couldn't believe how lucky the woman was. Rated T for language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Sakura H., Sasori
Collage Love by RolanX8 reviews
It was time for Sasori to go to college n he really hate it but what he didn't know is that he got a crush on a pink hair girl who is call Sakura,all characters in this fan-fic Except for the 1 i made up r property of Masashi Kishimoto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,553 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
Darker shades of Grey by IsabellaRosa reviews
She just wants to disappear, why won't he let her? Gaasaku. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,049 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Crimson Moon by Inuys-hispanicgirl reviews
COMPLETE: Vampires have needs. Too bad for Sakura that she's one of those needs. And vampires don't give up easily...:SasukeXSakura:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,259 - Reviews: 955 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 5/24/2007 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
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The Beginning of the End reviews
In a world with Hello Kitty sports bras and argumentative ominous voice overs...who knows what will happen in High School?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,871 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Madara U., Sakura H.
the Akatsuki, Sound, and 2 NonInnocent Girls reviews
A trip to Hot Topic, and the Universe was against us ever since we walked out the door! Beating up preps, getting hired because of Jeffree Star, who would have thought day before highschool would be so crazy? But we had no idea what crazy was to come...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,331 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Akatsuki