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Joined 07-30-02, id: 243716, Profile Updated: 05-08-14
Author has written 17 stories for Harry Potter, Star Wars, and Sherlock.

About me:

I am a doctor with a horrendous work rota and no time machine to fix it.

Update 8/5/2014

I realize that nothing has been posted for over a year. This is because now that I have a more-than-full time job I find it difficult to get enough time to sleep or eat let alone write fanfiction. Having said this, I don't intend to adopt out or remove any of my current WIPs.

If you have seen any messages on forums about adopting out any of my fanfiction, please ignore it because I haven't authorized it.

Update 15/2/2013

Has it really been a year since I did anything to this page? I have been hooked by the Sherlock fandom and I actually stopped writing fanfiction in favour of writing character analyses and essays. If you are interested have a look at my tumblr: wellingtongoose (dot) tumblr (dot) com.

I'm now posting more chapters of Ginger with a Chance of Freckles and the new Land of Hope and Glory. The latter is complete and Ginger already has 11 chapters written so they will be updated regularly. As for my other works I really need to sit down and finish them. I used to work by writing one chapter at a time and now I realise that is just not a good way of doing things.

Update 15/3/2012

I'm currently taking a break from writing my Star Wars fanfiction. I think it was more fandom fatigue than writer's block. It reached a point where I just couldn't keep churning out lines for the characters. I still love all Star Wars and I always will but for the time being I would like to focus on some other fandoms, in particular Sherlock BBC.

Current projects (in order of that which I love best)

Crystals In the Storm Glass -
It's difficult to describe how this idea came into my head. I find Dom!John fanfiction rather unbelievable, and if Sherlock cannot even obey the simple social norms on a daily basis, how do you expect him to navigate the minefield of love like a gentleman? It's basically a John/Sherlock fanfiction the way I see them: a dysfunctional relationship skating the boundaries of consensual.

Scandal in Watsonia - This was a really funny prompt on the Sherlock Kink Meme and I just ran with it! It's been really fun to write.

Who Killed Moff Tarkin? - Despite the less than subtle title, this is currently my favourite work. This project was born out of watching too much CSI and reading too much Agatha Christie.

I decided to set this story in an enclosed Big-brother like environment because it adds an extra layer of tension. It's very much like the classic country house mystery with too many suspects and even more empty rooms.

This was primarily a detective story until the characters hijack the plot and turned it into poorly rehearsed comedy. However there will twists, turns and devious plots all in the grand tradition of the murder mystery.

Twelve Roses and a Recipt - This story unlike Who Killed Moff Tarkin seems to less popular but it's definitely much more fun to write. I've always wanted a Anakin/Padme story feature babies! However I found that making Luke a baby and still keeping his adult mind much more fun. Lots of embarrasing baby bloopers were planned but instead of it becoming the light hearted comedy I had wanted - Vaderkin's tormented (and histonic) soul decided to provide a nasty dose of angst. So the genre should really be Comedy/Angst.

The Illusionist - Oh this story has been up for so long, it's becoming quite a veteran. I've decided to take this story in a whole new direction - read to find out.

The Manipulator - When I said I would stop writing Harry Potter because it was a children's story, I was overwhelmed by the responses I got. I conceived this story because I was sooo sick of reading about Harry/Voldemort in a sexual relationship. This was about six years ago when I was still in secondary school and very prudish, so I decided to show people that if Harry and Voldemort ever got together, it would have nothing to do with sex!

Master Skywalker - This story first popped into my head after failing to find any stories depicting the mundane side of Jedi life. I mean no one ever writes about the tea breaks, the laundry rooms and the very present gossip mill. I first imagined a conversation between Anakin and Obi-wan where the latter gets extremely agitated when Anakin wants to get his own appartments because then there would be no-one to cook for him.

Future Projects:

Reluctant Empress!Padme - After reading Sins of the Father by Indie. I really wanted to have a crack at writting Empress Padme and her never ending quest to do good in a galaxy of evil run by her husband she still loves. Right now this doesn't even have title so...

Zevulon Veers fic - General Veers, the hero of Hoth apparently had a son who joined the rebellion. On there is a wonderful fanfiction called Angel of the 501st about Zevulon's defection to the Empire and it's given me some pretty good ideas.

Update 7/2/2010

Rumours of my death have been exaggerated ...

University is a whole new world and for the last year I've been trying so many new things that I've simply not had the time or energy to write fanfiction. My inspiration seems to have dried up completely and I'm no longer a fan of Harry Potter to say the least.

This means that I will not be updating the Manipulator in the near future. If anyone particularly wants to adopt this story just send me a message.

I am however still into writing Star Wars fanfiction.

My homepage has been destroyed so I am now shifting all the stuff I had on there to my account. This means that two new stories, with multiple chapters will be appearing. They do need a rewrite and new chapters but that's something for the new year.

I've already updated the Illusionist and Who Killed Moff Tarkin. I have whole new territory to take the Illusionist into and you will find out Who Killed Moff Tarkin.

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Eternity by LisaLovesCurry reviews
Here's a series of Carlisle/Esme one-shots about their years as a couple, as parents, and as individuals. Some fluff, some angst, and lots of stories from various points of view. Hope you enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 300 - Words: 530,854 - Reviews: 4216 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 2/15/2014 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
The Final Hiding Place by Paimpont reviews
Left alone with Dudley's computer, Harry googles "Tom Marvolo Riddle" on a whim. Perhaps he shouldn't have done that... HP/TR romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,125 - Reviews: 879 - Favs: 2,426 - Follows: 3,472 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Shadow of a Name by Yesac reviews
Padme Amidala of Naboo has agreed to a marriage with Lord Vader. Vader is not considered a good man, unless, of course, one asks the opinion of Obi-Wan Kenobi-though Padme cannot say why that is, considering Obi-Wan's position in the royal household.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,974 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker
Stained Glass Soul by Mackenzie L reviews
She falls from a tree. She falls from a cliff. She falls in love. The story of restless newborn vampire Esme Anne Platt and the shamelessly saintly Doctor Carlisle Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 435,837 - Reviews: 6275 - Favs: 1,376 - Follows: 1,126 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 2/21/2010 - [Carlisle, Esme] - Complete
Fear of Fire by Chicory reviews
After a disagreement with the Volturi, Maria has lost everything, and only knows one man who can help her get it back: former soldier/former lover — Jasper Whitlock. Details Maria’s “eventful visit” to the Cullen family home in Calgary.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 77,763 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Tripod by vampirelover44 reviews
Tragedy befalls the cullen family when one member falls dangerously ill. A tale of overcoming life's kinks as a family.AH. J/Ed/Emm
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 56 - Words: 213,164 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Jasper - Complete
Fire and Ice by Yesac reviews
Anakin wins the duel on Mustafar, but doesn't kill Obi-Wan. Along with Padme, Obi-Wan finds himself living in a chaotic world where the man he thought he knew has become the thing he swore to destroy. Can Anakin be turned back? If so, what then?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 111,903 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 9/4/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Thicker Than Blood by Masked Rose reviews
The Black family has its share of problems. Regulus just wants to keep his family together. Sirius just wants to get out. :: Story is complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,202 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/18/2005 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Sirius B. - Complete
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Only Mad Dogs and Englishmen reviews
In a high security ward at St. Mungo’s sits Lord Voldemort, his magic sapped and his memory gone. The Wizengamot says Voldemort can be rehabilitated but Harry knows otherwise.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,635 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/2/2015 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Who Killed Moff Tarkin? reviews
When the mutilated body of a man thought long dead turns up to haunt a dangerous diplomatic mission, Luke Skywalker sets out to prove the Alliance delegation is innocent but uncovers a horrifying conspiracy that threatens the stability of the galaxy. Luke Vader Father&Son story with humour, mystery and horror. Featuring Han Solo, Leia Organa, Admiral Piett and General Veers.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,284 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 9/11/2015 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Luke S., Leia O., Han S., Darth Vader
Land of Hope and Glory reviews
AU – Mycroft Holmes leads the grim war on terror and Sherlock is his best secret agent: cold, calculating and ruthless. He is obsessed with destroying the militant terrorists hiding deep in the disused London Underground – until one momentous day when he meets a child soldier named John.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,926 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Great Holmes Swap reviews
Anthea finally agrees to date John if he can prove that living with Sherlock is much harder than coping with Mycroft, but when they switch lives, chaos, hilarity and true love ensues.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,428 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 3/23/2012 - John W., Anthea
Ginger with a Chance of Freckles reviews
Sometimes it takes an extraordinary event to make two people fall in love - in John and Sherlock's case it takes an extraordinary pilot: Sherringford "I-go-by-Martin-Crieff-now" Holmes.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,698 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
A Scandal in Watsonia reviews
AU Unbeknownst to her brother, Harry Watson is The Woman, so when John finally walks in her confronting Sherlock Holmes stark naked, things turn out very different indeed.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,151 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Irene A., Sherlock H.
Crystals in the Storm Glass reviews
After a disastrous reunion, Sherlock and John find themselves becoming flatmates once more. When Irene Adler asks them to solve an international espionage case, Sherlock sees a chance to possess the one thing he's always wanted: John. Dark!Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,330 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Manipulator reviews
The world lies in pieces at Voldemort's feet but he does not have the one thing he truely desires: Harry Potter's devotion. "Because not all love is Eros".
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,094 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 713 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Those Who Favour Fire reviews
A moment of misplaced mercy leaves the galaxy at the feet of a suitless Darth Vader. Obi-wan and Padme find themselves captive to the Sith Lord and his twisted affections as they try to save the galaxy.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala
Twelve Roses and a Receipt reviews
After Bespin, Luke is reunited with Darth Vader when a cruel trick of fate throws them into an alternative universe where Order 66 failed and they are forced to act like a functional family. Vader/Padme and baby Luke
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,905 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Luke S., Darth Vader
The Illusionist reviews
PostESB. Traumatized and in denial, Luke is unwittingly thrown into a dark underworld of sinister intrigue and brutal murder, where only his father can save him. Xizor, Inquisitors and Boba Fett
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 115,020 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Luke S., Darth Vader
Master Skywalker, There're too many of Them! reviews
The outer rim sieges are nothing compared to the Jedi Temple, even the Chosen One has to concede with the more mundane, but no less frustrating, aspects of life. Dark humour.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,545 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K.
It's Just a Nightmare You Wish reviews
Harry Potter isn't a Potter but a Riddle and the heir of Lord Voldermort. Will he still fight for the light or will he accept his inheritance?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 42,821 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 4/23/2006 - Published: 9/22/2002 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Emerald Eye reviews
The dark era shall rise again as the silver serpent flys once more across the skies a seer speaks on the eve of his death. In a world of sinister prophecies, political intrigue and black magic, a young Voldemort finds his chosen path.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,670 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/22/2005 - Published: 2/18/2004 - Voldemort, Harry P.
One More Step reviews
[ Major HBP SPOILERS ] One more step along the world I go from the old things to the new
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7/16/2005 - Albus D.
Garden of Eden reviews
Ever wondered how Sirius' life was like at home? What if he wasn't the abused child at first but the Princeling with the hopes of the Black family on his shoulders after all he is the eldest son...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/11/2003 - Sirius B., James P.
Random Ramblings reviews
As you can tell from the title this is a hilarious and crazy story with lots of MWPP, Lily, Snapey and Lucius
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,629 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/23/2003 - Published: 12/20/2002 - James P., Lily Evans P.
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