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Author has written 3 stories for Sisters Grimm, and League of Legends.

8/5/12

I lied. I'm probably gonna do another Sister's Grimm story. The characters are just so easy to work with. Especially Puck. Aside from the fact that he'd be a pretty cool (and extremely irritating) fairy to have in real life, he's a wonder to work with when writing. Moment getting too tense? Throw Puck in. Too serious? Throw Puck in. Sabrina about to die? Guess what, throw Puck in. Too much Puckabrina? No, this time you throw Henry in.

Other than that, Puck is a pretty good solution to most scenarios that end up in writer's block. If only every story had someone like him. Also, he's a main character (or at least the much loved love interest of the main character) so nobody can yell at you for writing him in every two lines.


Profile Stuff

Gender: C'mon. How many guys do you know read The Sisters Grimm? (Of course, I've seen guys read Twilight, so maybe I shouldn't be talking.)
Height: Short.
Weight: Underweight. Mostly due to the shortness.
Hair Color: Black.
Race: Asian.
Age: Mentally? Negative 18. Physically? 15..
Favorite Random Object: Banana. Or a chicken, depending on what's on hand. What can I say? I'm resourceful.
Religion: I don't know. I'm pretty open to anything, although I lean more to the atheist side...


Words of Wisdom
Laziness is a virtue.
Never say "ain't" in English class.
If at first you don't succeed, maybe you just fail.
Do NOT Google “Rocky Mountain Oysters”. Do not. Spare you eyes. Or “Cowboy Cavier”. Or “Montana Tendergroins”. Or “Swinging Beef”.
A list of character traits does not a character make.
Let's learn Latin! Take the word "pedophile", for example. "Pedo" means "children", and "phile" means "like". Therefore, "pedophile" means "likes children".
You know you like reading when there are more books in your bathroom than toilet paper.
When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and let people wonder how you did it. Then sell it on eBay.


Books I like:

Fairy-Tale Style:
Ella Enchanted
The Little White Horse
Howl's Moving Castle

Series:
The Sisters Grimm
Maximum Ride (Fang was completely messed up in the manga though. I thought he'd look like a less-Asian version of Sasuke with different hair.)
The Hunger Games
Harry Potter
Percy Jackson and the Olympians
The Chronicles of Narnia
His Dark Materials

Books with Songs in Them: (Yes, I know it's random.)
Boy 2 Girl
I Wanna be your Shoebox
Criss Cross
The Clockwork Three

Others that don't seem to fit anywhere:
Fairest
Every Soul a Star
Operation Redwood

Anime:
Howl's Moving Castle
Laputa
Princess Mononoke
Naruto
Hetalia
Bleach

Movies:
Avatar
How to Train Your Dragon (I don't know why I like it so much... maybe it's just the dragon.)
Inception


What kind of music I like really is a day-to-day thing for me... I like MSI, Tokio Hotel, and MBLAQ the most at the moment.


There's a lot of profiles out there that have a part about ridiculous product warning labels. I thought those were pretty funny- the first fifty times I saw them. So I decided to look for my own.

In the instruction manual of a Razor Scooter- Warning: Scooters can, and are intended to move. (...Are they good for anything else?)

On a carton of Pearl Coffee Soy Milk- Not for use as an infant formula. By age 2, they'll be buying frappuccinos at Starbucks.

In the "Precautions" section of an earbud manual- During dry weather, you may experience mild pain in your ears. This is not by malfunction of the headphones, but is due to static electricity accumulated in your body. It is reduced by wearing clothes made of natural materials that do not generate static electricity. Okay... am I the only one wondering what kind of "malfunction of the headphones" would cause your ears to hurt?

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I'm Knocked Up by Ms. Goodfellow reviews
I'm Sabrina Grimm. I'm 17 years old, a senior in high school, and...I'm pregnant. Oh, and the best part? The father is the absolute bane of my existence. How did I get myself into this?
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 58,323 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
Jobs the Sisters Grimm Characters Should Never Do by jabberwockyandthevorpalblade reviews
It's here! What jobs should the Grimm gang NEVER do? Find out inside.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 35 - Words: 6,757 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 2/1/2009
A Guide to Not Making Your Tribute Suck by FoalyWinsForever reviews
In which Deyna Balthazar has several conniptions. The first and worst, as far as I know. Now rewritten. Again. It's even legal this time, isn't that exciting?
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,855 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Other tributes
Take me to the autopilot by Starslug reviews
AUTO is reactivated to a nasty surprise: its been replaced, and the replacement wants to chat. Finally finishing this darn thing after a 6-year hiatus. Edited to remove spelling mistakes.
WALL-E - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,002 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 7/27/2008 - AUTO, OC
Behind Closed Classrooms by Lara D reviews
AU Fanfic; Sequel to For the First Time; With the arrival of two troublesome new students, Daphne and Mustardseed's secret relationship starts getting rocky, and Mustardseed is finding it harder to stay away from Daphne in school. To top it all off, Sage has a big surprise for everyone. COMPLETED
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 296,736 - Reviews: 1062 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Daphne G., Mustardseed, OC - Complete
Through a Mentor's Eyes by hella-cupcake reviews
"Honestly, unless someone's maimed, dead, or dying, I'm going back to sleep." The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins written from Haymitch Abernathy's point of view. Because I've always wanted to know what Haymitch was thinking/doing.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 56,279 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Haymitch A.
Good Riddance by Bree Williams reviews
101 one-shots in which we can all finally say "Good riddance" to jerkface Doria.
Inkheart - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Meggie F., Farid
Call me Char by bookworm1137 reviews
The full story of Ella Enchanted from Char's perspective.
Ella Enchanted - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,385 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 3/19/2010
Fang's Journal by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Saint here decided, after a little fight we had, that I deserve my own 'Fanfiction'. She even took the liberty of stealing my journal to make it...Yeah. So, this is excerpts of my journal, rather I like it or not...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 32 - Words: 40,552 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Fang - Complete
GirlUdon'tMessWith Interviews with Sisters Grimm by GirlUdon'tMessWith reviews
I interview characters from the Sisters Grimm. Rated T for extreme craziness!
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,392 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 10/5/2010
For the First Time by Lara D reviews
Majorly AUish. Daphne's teacher has a dangerous past and a possibly dark future. Who would've thought he had been a charming prince-like fairy that she had met as a kid? Know that everyone has hidden secrets- kept hidden for a reason. Oops, did Daphne find out too late?
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 255,135 - Reviews: 1363 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Daphne G., Mustardseed - Complete
The Essay by justanothercrazybrunette reviews
Sabrina gets assaigned to write an essay on Puck
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,308 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
What Happens When Granny Relda Leaves by technoghost reviews
Truth or Dare Spin the bottle Are You Nervous Yet 7 Minutes in Heaven
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Sabrina G. - Complete
Savoring the Book by The Shrubbery reviews
Katniss discovers a book that transfers her to a place where she has to read, with the audience of Peeta, Gale, Prim, Haymitch, Effie, and more. But what is this book? It's...The Hunger Games! Chapter 13 has been up!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,494 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 1/13/2010
The Random Games by The Shrubbery reviews
The randomest thing ever! The Hunger Games characters are entered into strange concepts and situations that will make you laugh out loud! Rated T for some strange content. Oh, did I mention that Effie will be nude in here?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,646 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 3/2/2010
Daphne's Distraction by Lara D reviews
FTBroChal. Daphne's daydreaming in class about a certain fairy prince. But what happens when she finds out he's engaged to a 'controlling' fiance? For Estrangelo Edessa and Sofie! Rating upped because of Puck's 'humourous' jokes. Puckabrina and DxM fluff.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,041 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Daphne G., Mustardseed - Complete
Little Pictures by Penelope Wendy Bing reviews
Drabbles about life and death in Panem, where both are much more common and meaningful than anywhere else.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 6,815 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Other tributes
Me, Max, and Ratchet :D by SpyNya-Chan007 reviews
Out of boredom, I kidnapped both Max and Ratchet. Now the two must deal with my random life. -sighs- Well . . . . this should end well. R&R please! :D
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 17,863 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Max, Ratchet
Of Wolves and San by Draco Libro reviews
This will be a collection of short stories set before the movie that are meant to answer questions I have about San. When did she start wearing clothing? How did she get her ears pierced? Read and find out!
Princess Mononoke - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,882 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 5/2/2010 - San, Moro no Kimi/The Wolf God - Complete
The Heap Drabbles by MizukiMai reviews
A collection of drabbles about various SH characters...Rumors are terrible things. Please R&R!
Septimus Heap - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 6/12/2010
Muffins by ILoveGeorgeCooper reviews
When Jake and Daphne make muffins and get Sabrina and Puck to eat them, there are disastrous consequences. Puckabrina, rated T for a reason, no flame.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,524 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
Sabrina GrimmEverafter by Graci-and-Cheri reviews
Sabrina becomes a special kind of everafter, an Alestrial. Puckabrina is promised! T for mild stuff. My sister Cherissa aka Cheri who has Cancer is Co-Writting this with me! Chapter 13 is up ya'll! Graci & Cheri
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,263 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Sabrina G., Puck
Bonding Time by GirlUdon'tMessWith reviews
Used to be Sabrina and Puck together at last! Granny is tired of everyone fighting so she sets up bonding time for everyone. What will happen when Sabrina and Puck need to spend time together? Puckabrina. I'm back and updating!
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,013 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Sabrina G., Puck
One Hundred Chapters by Alexa Twitch reviews
One hundred chapters, one hundred thousand words. I don't own Inkheart.
Inkheart - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,838 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Dustfinger, Meggie F.
A Midsummer Night's Dream According to Puck by ThinkChimerical reviews
Shakespeare took poetic lisence with A Midsummer Night's Dream. Sabrina and Daphne want to know the real story. Puck tells it all...from HIS side of the story. Minor Puckabrina.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,657 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Complete
How to End a Conversation by XXForrestStarXX reviews
Title says it all.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 6,054 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010
Peeta's Honeymoon Survival Kit by Medea Smyke reviews
Co-written with Geeky-DMHG-Fan. What could Peeta possibly need for his honeymoon? Lord knows. Good thing he's got such good friends, like Gale and Finnick, to help him figure it all out. Rated T for innuendo and buffoonery. Mind yer retinas. P/K. Very AU
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,040 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Peeta M. - Complete
What If? by Consul Mike of Denmark reviews
All the what ifs in the Underland. Flames Welcome
Underland Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010
Inkheart: Questions Only Style by The Rook Thief reviews
Yes, it's silly, but this is what happens when you put an author without the actual book on hand, the game Questions Only, and Inkheart together. WARNING: May contain spoilers.
Inkheart - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,601 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Dustfinger, Mo F.
Basta's Wrath by The Rook Thief reviews
Everybody's favorite knife-lover is back! Starting before Dustfinger finds Silvertongue, view Basta's scenes in Inkheart the way he saw them, including some behind-the-scenes action and steamy encounters for our enigmatic villain finally Enjoy, review!
Inkheart - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Basta, Resa
Twilight Parodies by chelsea'97 reviews
Pretty much what the title says, it's twilight parodies. Warning: lots of random silliness. You have been warned
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,311 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Complete
Flock Makeover by xxXRandomRainbowSkittlesXxx reviews
The rest of the flock are setting Max and Fang up. First? Makeovers! 3 month makeovers. Just to torture them. FAXFAXFAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Max, Fang
Change by Fallen Ark Angel reviews
When you leave, no matter how long, things change. And no matter how hard it hurts, some things are for the better... Mang.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 104,066 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - [Max, Fang] - Complete
Letters of Lament by cinfinngale reviews
The characters of The Hunger Games Lament to their creator, Suzanne Collins, about their endings in letters. Post-Mockingjay spoilers!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Peeta M., Cinna
Will Never by And-Your-Point-Is.542 reviews
Max will never admit her undying love for The Voice. Iggy will never admit to his gayness. Fang will never sing "Love Game" to Jeb. Lists of things the three oldest of the Flock will never do. R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 2,476 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 7/23/2010
Translation Monster: How the Cullens Die by AcidicCookie and ScrapPancakes reviews
All joke. No insult or serious emotional injury intended. We wrote a story translated it into another language and translated it back. Totally hilarious, so we wanted to share it with you. Once again, no offense intended.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Emmett, Edward
Musings of a King by Ayns and Sky reviews
Sky: A collection of one-shot type stories from Puck. Kinda sister story to "Flip", which was my original one-shot on this concept. All told from Puck's POV, random scenes from the books. First chapter: when Puck saves Sabrina from the Jabberwocky
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,432 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Puck, Sabrina G.
The Body Snatchers by Bigtimebooks reviews
This is a Switch the grimm bodiesChallange story so yeah. What happens when everyoe is changing, switching places. Pucks a girl, Sabrina's a boy, Daphne's a dog. Red and Charming switch,Elvis a a boy. One shot, much more interesting inside.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Jacob G./Jake, Mustardseed - Complete
2 0 1 2: An Epic Parody Event by Zephdae reviews
We Were Warned... how ridiculous this movie would be.
2012 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,914 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010
The Pirates Go to Walmart! by poeismyhero reviews
With a title like that, I'm pretty sure you don't need a summary, mate.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,310 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010
You Know You're Obsessed with Hunger Games When by Boomerang Fish reviews
You've always known you liked THG...but are you completely obsessed with it? Figure it out with this handy guide. /accepting reader suggestions/
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 9/22/2009
The Birds And The Bees by Lumiere And Cogsworth reviews
"Umm, Fang? Max is three weeks pregnant," Iggy said, flinching. "You said you wouldn't look at her private parts!" I bellowed furiously. "Dude, I'm BLIND. BLIND! GODDAMMIT, THAT MEANS THAT MEANS THAT I CAN'T SEE!" Iggy yelled. Parody, bashing, and F-U-N!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,996 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Max, Fang
A Genie's Point of View by justawriter33 reviews
Castle in the Air from Howl's point of view. Sequel to my other story. This is the result of me breaking my promise. :D. Book by Dianna Wynne Jones. HIATUS
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,511 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 8/17/2010
Baby Names by limegreenwordmachine reviews
Sabrina and Puck have a decision to make, but ice cream and banter get in the way...as usual. Oneshot.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Puck, Sabrina G. - Complete
You are so obessed with the Hunger Games because by scoobygal reviews
You can't wait for Mockingjay! Here's a list to measure how obsessed with The Hunger Games you are. 12 days till Mockingjay!
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010
Flight by the status is not quo reviews
Told through the eyes of Angel and Max as they face the challenges and dangers of Pandora. Pre-and-During Movie. Rated T for Language and Violence
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Avatar - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,835 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Angel, Grace A.
A Thirst For Life by Ultrawoman reviews
100 Word Drabble. A continuation of the flashforward scene at the end of PotC 3 : At Worlds End. The child at Elizabeth's side may not be quite who you thought...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Elizabeth S. - Complete
They did not need to die by T.E.D.S reviews
Are we really sure some characters died? Now it's six drabbles, I mark this "complete" but I still may accept requests. NO PAIRING! Grace, Trudy, Tsu'tey, Eytukaan, Trudy again, Norm's avatar.
Avatar - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Grace A., Trudy C. - Complete
Justice by Scott Washburn reviews
What if Miles Quaritch had survived the Battle of Pandora?
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,788 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2010 - M. Quaritch, Jake S. - Complete
Inktherapy by The Agent Of Insanity reviews
What happens when the characters from Inkdeath get therapy? Read to find out. Oh and spoilers for Inkdeath as well :
Inkheart - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Complete
One of Those Cliche Chatroom Fics by freeProphe reviews
Prophe's attempt at humour. Henry is a noob. Most pairings are homosexual. Inside jokes come with later chapters.
Underland Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,925 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Hamnet
After the revolution by Warriors Heart reviews
Collection of one-shots about Katniss and Peeta as they make a family after defeating Snow. Most are fun and random. Enjoy!
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,889 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Lovesick, Broken and Hurt by The Winged Wonder reviews
This is the untold story of Gale Hawthorne: What he feels, what he thinks, what he sees. You know you wanna get in his head. Everyone does. Read on to find out. Reviews are loved.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Gale H.
Pandoran Truth or Dare! by Adventus reviews
First ever Avatar Truth or Dare fic! Review and send dares or questions for characters! My first story!
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,464 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010
Crazy Friend by Lemon Zinger reviews
'I was beginning to get frantic. "Ben!" I jumped in a ball pit for you Ben, you'd better be okay' Riley's thoughts as they are stealing the Declaration of Independence. NO SLASH.
National Treasure - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,541 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Riley P., Ben G. - Complete
The Pandora Joyride by Jeffrey2853 reviews
Norm, Jake, Trudy, and Wainfleet hijack Papa Dragon and take it for a joyride. Chaos ensues as are four trouble-makers fly around, hunting Banshee's, getting drunk, and driving up to Hometree so Jake can fight Tsu'tey.
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2010
In Laws: that terrible word by motes of dust reviews
Follow up to Propose. The tale of Howl and Sophie who must now face the dangers of dundundun IN LAWS! Will they survive to marry and tell the tale? Read on...[temporarily on hold]
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,841 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 6/13/2005
Reason by Grey's Princess reviews
HMC- Because Howl has ulterior motives for everything he does. Drabble, HowlXSophie
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Complete
Which Concerns the Future by Grey's Princess reviews
HMC. Howl's and Sophie's visions of the future are far from perfect.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Complete
Puck, Justin Bieber, and Why Puberty Sucks by limegreenwordmachine reviews
Puberty has never been a breeze for any of us, and it's no easier for our hormonal fairy boy. Random Puck rant. T because it sounds cooler than K . NOTE: I wrote this story when I was approximately 12. I apologize to the world. (Although some of you still seem to really like it! I'm flattered.)
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Puck - Complete
Avatar: The abridged script by The Ultimate Person reviews
Yeah, yeah, evil insensitive humans, hot blue alien chicks, guns going pew-pew-pew, we've seen it all. The scrpit however, nobody ever pays attention to the script ... Right?
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Complete
HOWL JENKINS: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by tinkerchu reviews
Congratulations! You are now the owner of a fully-automated HOWL JENKINS unit.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,752 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Complete
30 ways to die on Pandora by Adventus reviews
Something Jake should have read. A little project before the new chapter of Truth or Dare comes up. Enjoy, and review.
Avatar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/21/2010
Pandora Nope by The Ultimate Person reviews
These are the scenes that James Camron didn't want you to see.
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,221 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009
Knock on Wood by Redmoonfae reviews
An arrangement of ficlets varying in topics. First chapter: Jake tries and fails to explain a human superstition to Neytiri who is forced to question her mate's sanity. Accepting requests.
Avatar - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,554 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Jake S., Neytiri
10 Ways to Annoy Gale Hawthorne by anatagasuki reviews
Don’t blame me if you get badly, badly mutilated.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Gale H., Peeta M. - Complete
What Hurts the Most by anatagasuki reviews
What hurts Gale the most was being so close, but not quite close enough.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,578 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Gale H., Katniss E. - Complete
Whispers by aecul reviews
25 bits of BeetlexJenna fluff. No chronological order.
Septimus Heap - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Beetle B., Jenna H. - Complete
Parr For the Course by Shahrezad1 reviews
“When you got down to it, they were only human.” Unrelated glimpses into each of the Parr’s lives. Up to Dash now. And he's in for a big surprise...
Incredibles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,291 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 3/30/2009
Frigid Falsehoods by WinkyGoMoo reviews
Spying a small red flower on the path, Red picked it up, trying to find some comfort in it. But the small red petals slowly pulled in, revealing a blue outer color. 'Red is blue,' she thought to herself. 'Huh. Sounds a lot like me.'
Hoodwinked! - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Complete
Underland Interviews by Evil Gregor the Overlander reviews
Well, I got this idea a long time ago, read it and enjoy it! Private Message me if you wanna be in this story! Don't worry anyone can join, well anyone that's a fanfic member! Please R&Review!
Underland Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 1/13/2010
Forced by Deadross12 reviews
Dieter's cameras have been stolen! What's worse is that he has to work with a new partner for an article, and his cameras are really needed for it. To get them back quickly, he'll have to spend time with his new partner. But he gets more then he expected.
Nancy Drew series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,956 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Dieter Von S., Heather M, OC
When Vampires Sleep for 200 Years by whydoesitalwayshappen reviews
Due to a slight overdose of some artificial sleep agent, the Cullens find their selves stuck in what is now known as the futuristic US. But it's not the US as they know it...and what happens when Edward gets thrown into the Hunger Games?
Crossover - Twilight & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,195 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009
The Prophecy of Bob by Gempol reviews
Bob is a normal rager/scentseer/sexy person. But what will happen when a prophecy calls Bob to fight the Bane? This story is written badly on purpose. Written by Gempol and Prophe-De-Esperanza. UPDATED WITH THREE NEW CHAPTERS!
Underland Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,942 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Andromeda
Gregor and friends discover this website! by Nick410 reviews
Just as the title implies...
Underland Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Gregor
Ten Ways to Annoy Characters by Wingless205 reviews
Mouse is coming up with ten ways to annoy people, and nobody's happy! Dumb title and summary, i know, read it anyway!
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Mouse
What's This? by Moonrise31 reviews
The Underlanders come upon a curious device...what the heck is it? Maybe Gregor can enlighten them...
Underland Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Gregor, Luxa - Complete
Flip by Ayns and Sky reviews
A one-shot from Puck's POV on the scene from book 7 where he knocks Sabrina off the tower. Possible OOCness, because this is a solo work by Sky, and Ayns is the one who usually plays Puck XD Unrelated to our epic story.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Puck, Sabrina G. - Complete
My Third Bathtime by MournTheToothbrushes reviews
Getting Puck into a bath is very difficult. The third time Canis had to chase Puck down to get him into the tub. K for moderate violence.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Puck - Complete
Rager to Rager by Dead Chick Walking reviews
Don't worry kids, it was an April Fool's joke. And an amazingly creepy one at that. Disregard the author's note, but relish in the horror of the crack pairings. Rated T for Totally Messed Up
Underland Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Complete
City of Ember, but better by Zombies8Me reviews
Pretty much the best FanFiction ever made.
City of Ember - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Complete
TUC Hot Spot by LuxaTheUnderlander reviews
Welcome to TUC Hot Spot, an interview show for all of our favorite TUC characters, featuring questions that make the interviewed character squirm with embarrassment and discomfort!
Underland Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,360 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008
A Very Amazing Blue by Ghilanna Faen Tlabbar reviews
[post Gathering Blue]Kira and Jonas meet for the first time.[Slight KiraJonas][Oneshot]
Giver - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Complete
Giver Me a Break by flashfox reviews
A parody of the song "American Pie" I wrote a while back for my English class while we were reading "The Giver".
Giver - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/15/2003
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When you Give the Grimms Computers reviews
Grimms meet technology, discover the so-called "Puckabrina" fanfics, and hilarity ensues.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 25,500 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
10 Stanzas to Being a n00b reviews
A noob's point of view about playing Ashe in LoL, I'm writing this from personal experience. xD Rated T for slight censored language.
League of Legends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Ashe - Complete
Rants and Musings reviews
The rants and musings of random characters of The Sisters Grimm series.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Complete