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![]() Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter, Justice League, and Dragon Age. Age: 30 Name: Jason Nickname: Gimpy I am working on five fics at the moment, and will be poasting updates soon. I hope you guys like them! Things I like to do: Play Vid Games Read Sleep Watch TV Sleep Play Pen and Paper RPGs oh and Sleep Favorite Pairings: Harry/Hermione Harry Potter Pansy/Hermione Harry Potter Harry/Daphne Greengrass Harry Potter Ashley/Spencer South of Nowhere ()() Copy the bunnies to your profile to help them achieve world domination FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS (Gentle replace the gender of just a few these) FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he/she rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him/her, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he/she breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince/princess. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him/her and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to berry the body of the person who made you cry FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will help you learn to drive BEST FRIENDS: Will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Will help you find your way when you're lost BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with your compass, stealing your map and giving you bad directions FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandma. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Hide you from the cops. BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they are after you in the first place. FRIENDS: lets you make an idiot of yourself in public BEST FRIENDS: Is up there with you making an idiot out of herself/himself too. FRIENDS: shout "BYE!" down the hall at school, not caring who thinks ur crazy. BEST FRIENDS: Shout "I LOVE YOU" down the hall at school not caring who thinks ur gay Your good friend: Will watch your pets when you go away. BEST FRIENDS: Are not allowed to watch your pets anymore because of what happened last time. FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with you BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with you FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl/boy drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste! FRIENDS: Would read ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit! |