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Fang's Journal by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Saint here decided, after a little fight we had, that I deserve my own 'Fanfiction'. She even took the liberty of stealing my journal to make it...Yeah. So, this is excerpts of my journal, rather I like it or not...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 32 - Words: 40,552 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Fang - Complete
St Fang's Poetry Corner by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, I got bored in Spanish class. Out of boredom, I decided to write some Fang-related poetry and other little writings. I learned one thing fo attempting this: I am no poet. At least it's kinda funny. Narrated by me and Fang! Fang: Not again...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 101,661 - Reviews: 1319 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Fang - Complete
50 Ways To Die: Dylan Style by noodlearms00 reviews
50 oneshots of Dylan dying, it has gore, it has murderous flock members, It has PSYCHOPATHIC SHEEP. You know it's gonna be good.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 39 - Words: 19,066 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Dylan
High School Ride by Xx-Erin-xX-AthrunxCagallifan reviews
All human. Max and her mum and sister have moved to Arizona much to Max's dismay. She doesn't believe that Arizona will have anything to offer her, until she meets Nick Ride, Fang, and his friends and family who call themselves a 'Flock'
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 262,365 - Reviews: 4892 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 959 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Max, Fang
Give a Little Bit by Skye Maxwell reviews
A series of unrelated drabbles. Different themes, characters, genres, and whatnot. Quick and fun to read. Suggest a drabble idea, and I might write it and dedicate it to you.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 100 - Words: 22,053 - Reviews: 1006 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
51 Things Emmett Cullen Is Not Allowed To Do by twilightnite reviews
Based on the indifferent child of earth's one-shot/list. The story behind the list. Think you know everything about Emmett? Think again. Any brain combustion, confusion, or gut busting can't be held against us. Read at your own risk. Enjoy! No.4-5 up now.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,454 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 2/15/2008
Maximum Ride: Feel the Music by SarahBelle96 reviews
I hummed the tune and smiled as the calm feeling flowed through me. I slowly started to play my guitar. The melody sounded just about right. I took a deep breath and began to sing. . . SongFic! All human! Max's life as a human! FAX! Plz R&R! Thanks!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 103,680 - Reviews: 1549 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Meant to Be by MyNameIsCAL reviews
Takes place after FANG. Fang returns and Dylan gets protective of Max. While Max doesn't want to hurt Dylan, her heart lies with Fang. And where has Angel disappeared to? Maybe things are more complicated than they seem. Fax, Niggy, and Dax if you squint.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,454 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Max
Guardian Angel by All Mighty Ruler reviews
Max and Fang have been friends for years but when tragedy strikes Fang become distant; she gets worried. He starts hanging out with the wrong crowds and soon becomes hostile. How much will it take for Max to save him? Can she really be his guardian angel?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,725 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Max, Fang
Amazing Cliches by rainbowstrike reviews
This parodies the many over-used fanfiction topics that I've seen around here. Stupid, random, & OOC in a good way :D. Hopefully I can give you a good laugh. Rated T because I dunno what will pop out of my mind at times. Chapter 35; A/N Chapter of doom
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 31,205 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 7/10/2009
Making Memories by Not Dumb. Dim Blonde reviews
Max, her Mom and sisters move from NY to Arizona. They meet Fang and his family. Will Max and Fang be just friends or more? Will they grow apart or stay together? AH.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 65,327 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Max
The Battle of the Exes by eclipsed heart reviews
Two years after Fang left, he's back, with his own flock, on Jeb's orders. Chaos ensues as Dylan fights for Max, Max wreaks havoc on Fang and his new 'girlfriend', and Fang tries to execute his own plan without revealing his ulterior motive for returning.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,616 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Change by Fallen Ark Angel reviews
When you leave, no matter how long, things change. And no matter how hard it hurts, some things are for the better... Mang.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 104,066 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - [Max, Fang] - Complete
Stories of the Flock Through Music by MyNameIsCAL reviews
A compilation of short stories with music. I thought it would be much nicer to put these little stories together. POVs will cycle through the flock. Each chapter is a story, so chapters are unrelated unless stated otherwise.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,719 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010
Emotional Shields and Joyless Eyes by ObviouslyObsessed reviews
Max has been gone from the small town of Ari for two years. Now she's back, but completely different. She has become the thing Fang hates the most - a rich snob. With their joined - and unforgettable - pasts, high school has never been so hard. FAX. AU.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,405 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Get up and face it by AnnaMapple reviews
Max gets a new life, one she doesn't like till she meets fang... FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 54 - Words: 53,908 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Pretend or Not Pretend? by Fly On Aya reviews
Fang had this "stalker" for 2 months. Desperate to get her off his back, he grabs a random 18-year-old girl. But, Max will be Fang's "girlfriend" if he pays her. That works between them. Will their "love" more than pretend? WARNING: HIDDEN LOVE SCENES
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,106 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Living in Max's Shadow by MyNameIsCAL reviews
Max died 5 yrs ago. The flock is moving on. The world no longer needs to be saved. Everything that was against the flock seemed to disappear. But Fang isn't ready to move on and feels very alone. Everyday is a struggle. He doesn't believe max is dead.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 54,409 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Complete
The Kid Next Door by Who are you I am me reviews
All human! Fang is in a feud with one of his neighbor's. What happens when Max moves into the house in the middle of Fang and his rivalry. What will happen? Read and find out! MAJOR FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,974 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Max, Fang
Daddy by xxIceCrystalxx reviews
When Max discovers that she's pregnant, she has no choice but to leave the flock. Six years later: Something terrible has happened to Max and her daughter has to find the family that she doesn't remember. The family she's not even sure will take her.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,330 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Complete
If Only by eclipsed heart reviews
Seven years ago, a terrible battle involving the flock played out in a forlorn forest clearing. But what really happened on that day can only be told by revisiting the bloody past and unlocking the secrets of the flock's sole surviving member...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 54,505 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Angel - Complete
24 Oneshots in 24 Hours by Vera Amber reviews
Complete! Exactly what the title says. I have 24 writing prompts, and I'm going to write a oneshot based on each. The catch? I have to write one every hour, for twenty-four hours. Starting at midnight. Cue insanity, insomnia, and insijokes.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 5,178 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Complete
Still by Fly On Aya reviews
Set twenty years after FANG. Max is now 35 years old. Nothing have changed. But, when she receives a mysterious package, she knows she's forgetting something. How can she forget? WARNING: PROFANITY
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,707 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
I Can't Sleep in Silence by This Rhythm reviews
Oneshot of Katniss and Peeta in "Catching Fire" while they're in the Capitol. Rated M for a reason.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,851 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
MR Bloodlust 2 : Queen of Hearts by heaven-angel-15 reviews
/FAXNESS/ Now that Fang is safe, Max just needs to wait out her bloodlust, and then everything will be fine. Until they find out the bloodlust has spread. And Lissa is...dying? ! And Fang's bloodlust is BACK ! ? /
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 76,315 - Reviews: 1659 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Fang, Max - Complete
Songfic oneshots by Aleria14 reviews
A series of songfic oneshots about Max/Fang and other members of the Flock. Contains lots of FAX expressed through our favorite songs. Previously a 'Fall For You' oneshot but I decided to continue it. Lots of FAX...obviously!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,475 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Max, Fang
School Days by Fallen Ark Angel reviews
life in the school when they were kids. Things will be different than what the books mention because the books won't happen. Little kid Fax. In the begining they were three but age as the story goes on. T for langague and for what happens to Fang.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 25,708 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
A Red Haired Wonder by eclipsed heart reviews
Why does everyone hate Lissa? Is she really that dreadful? Or just misunderstood? An object of jealousy? Find out what was in that red head when she fell for the drool-worthy new guy. ONESHOT.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Lissa, Fang - Complete
Wait for Me by Aleria14 reviews
Set after FANG. Partly a songfic, but you don't have to know the song to understand it. It's mainly Fang's feelings after he leaves Max and the things he misses about her. Plenty of FAX for Faxlovers. Hope you like it
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Fang
The Dylan Bieber Conspiracy by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Dylan is really Justin Bieber? He's working for the Italians? Little Men will infest Fang's mind? Maple Syrup Farms? IT'S ALL A CONSPIRACY! Another random parody brought to you by St. Fang of Boredom.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Fang, Dylan - Complete
A Ruined Moment by Call me Mad reviews
What if Max decides that the Flock would be better off without her? Fax fluff
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
What Max Got For Christmas by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
A parody of 'The 12 Days of Christmas' Maximum Ride style.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Max - Complete
BrownEyed Boy by All Mighty Ruler reviews
Just a little one-shot with Max and Fang. It obviously has romance. Rated T- Because I'm paranoid. R&R please!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Maximum Ride: Drabbles by turquoise.seas reviews
--Fax-- Warmth, Reverse
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,990 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 5/15/2008
The Wings of Wrath by AvengingMyInnocence reviews
The World’s Longest FanFic EVER. Has literally been called an ‘Epic’. SUMMARIES inside…
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 111 - Words: 260,120 - Reviews: 1722 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 3/28/2008
The Crazy Things we do for Love by redroseinsanity reviews
Max has to destroy Itex's last branch. Along the way, Max and Fang do a whole bunch of crazy stuff for love.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 49,378 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Complete
Shadows of the Flock by MyNameIsCAL reviews
Max and remainders of the flock deal with the death of other flock members. If you're not interested in seeing flock members die, do not read. I'm serious. Nudge and Angel won't be the only ones gone at the end. There will be Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 33,958 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Complete
Love, Pain, and Wings by MyNameIsCAL reviews
Max,Fang, and the flock after The Final Warning. Max and Fang sort out their relationship along with the saving the world and staying away from the people who want them captured.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 72,149 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
The 'Most Likely' Awards by rainbowstrike reviews
The Flock decides it'd be fun to resurrect a game from the days of the E-Shaped House. Fang & Iggy discover a boredom list, Gaz eats broccoli like a dinosaur, Nudge and Ella are running the show and Max wants the house kept intact. FAX. EGGY. R & R.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,165 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 9/25/2009
A Heart To Be Found by ShadowJumper reviews
This takes place after MR 4. Max and the flock come back to Ella's to rest up and Fang says something to Max that may change her outlook on their future together. Lots of Fax! Read and review please!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,437 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 8/5/2008
Stuttering by Weightless reviews
Fang is trying to tell Max how he feels, but it turns out to be harder than he thought. What happens when the Flock try to help him? What will Max do? FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,185 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Unmasked by ObviouslyObsessed reviews
After a depressing break up and a lot of alcohol, Fang finds himself in bed with his best friend's sister, Max. He has to decide whether it was a one night stand or whether he actually has feelings for her. AU. FAX. A little OOC. Minor sex references.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,246 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Fang, Max - Complete
Relocation by ObviouslyObsessed reviews
Max and her flock are captured and relocated. The scientists have taken their memories. They are sent to live in different towns and attend a normal school. What happens when Fang moves to the same school as her? Can she remember? FAX!Was WANNABE-AUTHOR92
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 95,502 - Reviews: 1763 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Complete
I'm Yours by PeruvianChick reviews
Fang loves Max. When will she finally realize it? When will she finally realize that Fang . . . is hers? Songfic, oneshot! FAX.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Fang, Max
More Normalness by Amy-Katherine914 reviews
This is the sequel to Maximum Ride: Our "Normal" Lives. It's just a bunch of stuff that happens those years after that experience. FAX, EGGY, Nudge,OC/Kudge or Nyle, Romance and humor... Visions are coming true...Or are they? Read to find out... Rated T
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 102,430 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Jeb's Magic Mirror by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Why Jeb really left the Flock: Jealousy! How could his magic mirror say Fang was the best? Fang didn't even have a mustachio! Oneshot, people, for real this time!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,815 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Jeb B., Fang - Complete
Rating by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Fang, bored, starts to rate girls walking by along with Gazzy and Iggy. The trio gets more than they bargained for when a familiar-looking girl walks by. Fax, oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 93 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
My Flock Oneshots by Amy-Katherine914 reviews
These are just a bunch of oneshots of the flock couples and flock members. Some have music and some don't. I'll let you know if any continue to another chapter...plz read.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,230 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Max - Complete
Gozen and the Feather Kids by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Gozen went to Antarctica so he could get his lollipop back and save the pygmy marmosets. But then, as he captured the feather kids Gerald, the UD, sent him for, he met Fuzzles. Gozen loves his Fuzzles. This is Gozen's story of The Final Warning...Kinda
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Gozen, Fang - Complete
Strength by turquoise.seas reviews
For as strong as we were apart, our strength together was unbeatable.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Soaked by turquoise.seas reviews
.Fax. Max and Fang and the flock are trying to figure out how to cool down on a warm day. human
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Bubbles, Football, and Pygmy Marmosets by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Written for LiveLaughLuv311's contest. Fang spends a day with Ella and her slightly neurotic friends. A perfect example of why Fang doesn't socialize much. Pygmy Marmosets! Don't ask I basically pulled this story out of my sleeve, so here goes nothing!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Fang, Ella - Complete
Ninja Fang by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
It's better than Spiderman! Fang hits his head and develops ninja powers! Or, at least, he thinks he has....
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,817 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Fang - Complete
Falls Apart by Julie AV reviews
a oneshot. this is about what fang felt like when he walked away... flew away from Max in the third book. how i think everything happened. read and review if you have a heart. i dont really no if i should even post this, so you all will make up my mind.th
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,486 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Maximum Ride: Our 'Normal' Lives by Amy-Katherine914 reviews
Max and the Flock get to settle down after Itex is gone. Max and the gang have to go through teenage troubles and Flock troubles. Fax, swearing, romance, action, sillyness. Read please, it's good!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,875 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Max - Complete
I won't, Not Ever by Xx-Erin-xX-AthrunxCagallifan reviews
Recognise that line? Well this is Fang's point of view for the reunion in MR3. Enjoy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Fang, Max
Costume Party by Max Brown reviews
The Flock decides to go to a costume party for New Year's in New York. FAX.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2868 - Favs: 2,066 - Follows: 970 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
The Story of Justin by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
This is the story of Justin, Fang and Iggy's illegitimate child, who was adopted by Rosalie and Emmett. This story is a Christmas Gift to all my 'Avian Flu' readers. So, if you haven't read my other story, this may not make sense to you.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Iggy, Fang - Complete
You Mean by beautiful imperfections reviews
Christmas oneshot...need I say more? Fax!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,643 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Smolder by turquoise.seas reviews
--FAX-- There’s something magical about a fire.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Max, Fang
Chocolate by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Fang discovers what he can do when he takes Max's chocolate hostage. Oneshot, Fax, and a bonus for anyone who can figure out how to get the chocolate back.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Complete
Dance Dance Revolution by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Who knew Fang could shake his hips? Then again, who knew he even had them? Oneshot, Faxness
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Complete
I Am Maximum Ride by Spirited Heart reviews
I am Maximum Ride. No longer a hero...just a shell of what I used to be.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/2/2008
Bust it Baby, Fang style by Julie AV reviews
FaxOne shot, My first oneshot, and first songfic, so ya, I am not going to be picky about the reviews, but just please do it. Thank you!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Ten Ways by kikofreako reviews
I've told Max a thousand times... she just doesn't hear me. -fax-
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Hurt by turquoise.seas reviews
Nudge slammed the door behind her and raced down the hall, trying to get to her room before the tears overflowed. Through the jumble in her mind one coherent thought floated to the surface: Guys are so /horrible/ sometimes. Iggy/Nudge, read author's note.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Complete
The Hardest Part by MyNameIsCAL reviews
This is during Maximum Ride: School's Out Forever. Max is confused about Sam, and is still in love with Fang too. She's a little angry at Fang that he's with Lissa. Well, it's just hard for Max. Max's POV. The song is "The Hardest Part" by Coldplay.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Complete
Fix You by MyNameIsCAL reviews
Itex is finally defeated, but of course, there are casualties. Fang and Max are the only ones left and here they are at the funeral for Iggy, Gazzy, Nudge, and Angel. The song is "Fix You" by Coldplay. Fang's POV.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Complete
What About Now by MyNameIsCAL reviews
It's been years since Fang has spoken to Max after leaving the flock, afraid that her wanting to save the world would destroy him. But he's found that he needs her and so he's been watching her everyday. Song is What About Now by Daughtry.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Complete
MR : Bloodlust by heaven-angel-15 reviews
/FAXNESS/ Fang develops an irresistable attraction to Max one night to the point where he could be dangerous. What happens if Max suddenly gets it too?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,521 - Reviews: 1083 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Max, Fang - Complete
Stupid Boy by MyNameIsCAL reviews
Fang always loved Max like Max loved him, but he didn't understand what he had until it was gone. Told with Keith Urban's "Stupid Boy" song as a Songfic. One-Shot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Complete
A Little Person Called God by nyanja14 reviews
God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages. Sequel to A Little Place Called Home. Max's and Fang's POV. Faxness. Rated T for Language and Dark Themes. DISCONTINUED
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,014 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Max, Fang - Complete
This Time, on the Swings by turquoise.seas reviews
“Why do you have to be so freaking stubborn?” He growled, in an echo of the last time that we had been alone like this. And, just like last time, he leaned in close and kissed me. FAX Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Complete
Chocolate by turquoise.seas reviews
-Slight FAX- “Why are you in here so early?” he said in his low voice. “’Cause it’s your birthday, lunkhead!”
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Complete
Jealousy by Spirited Heart reviews
What happens when Maximum Ride sees her lover, Fang, with another girl? Jealousy can cripple common sense, and Maximum certainly leans this. PLEASE READ! YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/22/2008
In Sickness or in Health by turquoise.seas reviews
FAX... Fang has a fever, what does Max do? Oneshot.. cutesyness.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Complete
Together Forever by turquoise.seas reviews
Blood began seeping over my shirt as I hit the dust. I was alive. Unfortunately, Fang didn’t know that. Oneshot. slight FAX/friendship.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Complete
Promise by turquoise.seas reviews
It could have killed Max. MY Max. Fang POV, redo of the beach scene with the seashell. Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Complete
Rose by turquoise.seas reviews
That which we call a rose by any other name would still smell as sweet... Shakespeare.FAX oneshot.. major fluff!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Complete
Storybook by turquoise.seas reviews
I'd be a knight.. MaxFang oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/16/2007
Iris by turquoise.seas reviews
I have a confession to make.I'm obsessed with Fang's eyes. FAX oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
Impressions by turquoise.seas reviews
Sometimes, first impressions can be everything. Oneshot, Fang reflects on how he and Max met at the School.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Complete
What are Words? by FlamingFlie reviews
Simply the end.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Complete
Brainstorming pranks by Llama Mama23 reviews
The Cullens decide to play a prank on Edward. Will he find out? How is Bella involved? How far will the Cullens go with this trick? A silly oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,960 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 68 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Complete
Out in the Open by ObviouslyObsessed reviews
FAX! Max is trying to hide her feelings for Fang from herself. But how can she suceed if he is with her all the time. And everytime something is about to happen between them they are interrupted. Until Fang decides to take it into his own hands...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,764 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Complete
Vampiric Peaches by Llama Mama23 reviews
Emmett decides to attempt to turn peaches into vampires. WARNING: Extremely pointless and stupid!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 125 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
Llamas by Llama Mama23 reviews
what will happen when Edward and Bella go to a Llama farm? with REAL Llamas!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,813 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
Happy Birthday, Max by FantasyFan5 reviews
The flock decides that Max needs to celebrate a real birthday. One shot with FAXNESS!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Complete
Because It Was True by nyanja14 reviews
Do you know what tonight is? Oneshot. Fax and kind of fluffy, but it's all it's all in character, so not really. Not related to my other stories. Enjoy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Max, Fang - Complete
A Little Place Called Home by nyanja14 reviews
Home is not where you live, but where they understand you. Post SOF. Max's and Fang's POV. Faxness. Rated T for Language and Dark Themes. Check out the sequel, A Little Person Called God.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 88,793 - Reviews: 1207 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Max, Fang - Complete