Author has written 5 stories for ManHua/Chinese Comics/漫画, Fullmetal Alchemist, Harry Potter, and Rise of the Guardians.
"There's a reason education sucks, and it's the same reason it will never ever ever be fixed. It's never going to get any better because the owners of this country don’t want that. I'm talking about the real owners. The big wealthy business interests that control things and make all the important decisions. Forget the politicians. The politicians are put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of choice. You don’t. You have no choice. You have owners. They own you. They own everything. They own all the important land. They own and control the corporations. They’ve long since bought and paid for the Senate, the Congress, the state houses, the city halls. They've got the judges in their back pockets and they own all the big media companies, so they control just about all of the news and information you get to hear. They got you by the balls. They spend billions of dollars every year lobbying. Lobbying to get what they want. Well, we know what they want. They want more for themselves and less for everybody else, but I’ll tell you what they don’t want. They don’t want a population of citizens capable of critical thinking. They don’t want well-informed, well-educated people capable of critical thinking. They’re not interested in that. That doesn’t help them. That’s against their interests. That’s right. They don’t want people who are smart enough to sit around a kitchen table and think about how badly they’re getting fucked by the system. They don’t want that. You know what they want? They want obedient workers. Obedient workers, people who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork. And just dumb enough to passively accept all these increasingly shittier jobs with the lower pay, the longer hours, the reduced benefits, the end of overtime and vanishing pension that disappears the minute you go to collect it. And now they’re coming for your Social Security money. They want your fuckin' retirement money. They want it back so they can give it to their criminal friends on Wall Street. And you know something? They’ll get it. They’ll get it all from you sooner or later 'cause they own this fuckin' place. It’s a big club and you ain't in it. You and I are not in the big club. By the way, it’s the same big club they use to beat you over the head with all day long when they tell you what to believe. All day long beating you over the head with their media telling you what to believe, what to think and what to buy. The table has tilted, folks. The game is rigged and nobody seems to notice. Nobody seems to care. Good, honest, hard-working people: white collar, blue collar, it doesn’t matter what color shirt you have on. Good, honest, hard-working people continue — these are people of modest means — continue to elect these rich cocksuckers who don’t give a fuck about them. They don’t give a fuck about you. They don’t give a fuck about you. They don’t care about you at all! At all! At all! And nobody seems to notice. Nobody seems to care. And that’s what the owners count on."
- George Carlin
Proud to be a hater of Twilight!
If Edward and Bella Cullen were standing on the edge of a cliff, 90 percent of Americans would freak, 9 percent would yell JUMP! If you're in the 1 percent who would give them a final push, copy this to your profile.
97% of teens would cry If they saw Edward Cullen On a skyscraper, about to jump. 3% would sit, eat popcorn, and yell,
"DO A BACK FLIP YOU SPARKLY RETARD!!"
If you are a 3% put this on your page.
"You need to learn how to say "Fuck you" with a smile on your face." - My father... He's so nice right? Although it is good advice...
96% of teenage girls would sob if Justin Beiber was about to jump off a building. Post this on your profile if you're the 4% who'd be at the bottom, eating popcorn and chanting "JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!"
Thoughts on Gay Marriage:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.
I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.
If you ever suffered from FanFiction withdraw copy this into your profile!
If you think Orochimaru is what you get when Michael Jackson and Voldemort have unprotected sex, C&P this into your profile.
If you are constantly comparing pairings from other animes and mangas, copy and paste this into your profile
FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile. -- Damn straight.
If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If your still reading this then copy and paste this onto your profile
"I'm only good at making eggs one way and that's boiling them. But even then they constantly blow up in my face."
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, , who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone
92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch and American Eagle said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.
If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.
Arguing with yourself is fine. It's when you argue with yourself & LOSE that's weird. If you've ever done that, copy & paste this on your profile.
If nobody knows the real you, copy & paste this on your profile
A good friend will come bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying "Damn! That was fun!"
If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile
If you have ever gotten temporary memory loss and then suddenly remember at a total random moment, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile
If you find people questioning your sanity, copy and paste this into your profile
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Out of my mind, please leave a message.
Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.
If you don't laugh at yourself, I'll be glad to do it for you. :)
Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now.
Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.
People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.
My imaginary friend thinks you have problems.
The worst part about being lied to is knowing you're not worth the truth.
If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so be quiet...
If you're gonna be two faced, sweetie, at least make one of them pretty.
Even the best fall down sometimes.
I'm not random, i just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL!
Weapon of choice? Hmmmm... I'd have to say... SPORK!
Do NOT label me, I'm no soup can!
THIS IS HOW WEIRDOS MAKE FRIENDS
People think weirdos can't make friends. Well, they're wrong.
Usually one weird person will find another weird person and those two will engulf themselves in mutual weirdness and we call those people our friends! =)
If you believe this as well, copy and paste this to your profile.
"I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it."
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil. -GoldFox -
"Your reign of terror is over. Mine is just begun." -House
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile
People are people. It doesn't matter if they're gay, straight, bi... those are just labels. Everybody deserves to have a happy life. If you agree copy and paste this in your profile.
Some people are like slinkies. They have absolutely no practical use, but they make you smile when you push them down the stairs
95 of kids are concerned about fitting in. If your part of the 5 percent that don't copy & paste this on your profile and add your name to this list:AnimeKittyCafe, HyperactivelyBoard, Gem W, Bara Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Reverent666, dragonsaor, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Moon-Freak00, clam theif, Sarah the Slayer, Kimitala, Kingdom Heartster, Larexene12, Organazation of 13 Ninjas, Verycrazygirl, FlameKiller, Nobodies Have Hearts, hyperactiveice, Suicide in a bottle, Vamplight22, AnimeVamp1997
OKAY SO UP HERE I'M GONNA LIST SOME STORY'S THAT I THINK ARE REALLY GOOD.
The Man Ed makes the wrong person angry and now Ed and Al must face an opponent the likes of which they have never seen.
Quiet on the Golf Course Cin was never a girl who went out looking for adventure. In fact, she was more than content with her average quiet life. But all that would change in one fateful day out on the golf course when she comes across someone who simply cannot keep quiet!
I Think My TV's Broken Let's face it Yukari's life sucks. She's been disowned, hated, and now her only purpose for living is dead. Her T.V.'s kinda broken so let's drag her and her friend into Naruto World and see just how messed up her life can get! Story better then summery.
I'll Come Back Soon, I Promise "That poor girl, what could've happened to her?"/"If you want to be a ninja you should learn to protect yourself." "What would you know? You're just a stupid boy."/"We got ambushed and separated."/"They're still out there, wounded!" NON-MASSACRE
Kidnap Me? Have Fun With That! Like it wasn't bad enough I got sucked into my TV, but did I have to land up with Itachi and Kisame of all people? And then they kidnap me for information? Well I'm not going down without a fight! I hope they can handle it! ItachiXOC... Randomness!
Invade My World? Enjoy Yourself Then! Finally I'm back on Earth, sent to live with my cousins in America. So, what happens when my favourite Fish and Weasel combo come flying out the TV? Add a bit of a crazy Government, some love, a pinch of craziness, and we have a sequel! ItachiXOC Random!
Oswego High School Host Club Thomas Smith sets out to become the best Tamaki Suoh cosplayer that Kana-Kon has ever seen! But before he can win the grand prize, he needs to collect the rest of his host club... (THIS ONE IS THE BEST OHSHC FANFIC EVA!!!!!!!!!!)
[O.o] - Moo, I'm a pig.
- Dude, you're an owl.
[O.O] - My mother has lied to me!
Random crap that seems funny!!
Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to.
Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.
Be yourself. That's crazy enough.
You always get whats coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail.
Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. I guess I can settle for second place.
They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG!" i don't think you'd kill many people. (Unless you're Deidara. And have explosives.)
Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.
I have animal magnetism-- when I go outside, squirrels stick to my sleeves.
The trouble with real life is that there is no background music
I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere
Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.
Forecast for tonight: darkness
If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do?
I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
How come when you mix water with sugar, you get glue and then when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go?
If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die.
Hell is full of musical amateurs
There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line
I'm not random I just have many thoughts
I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes
-sticks hand in electric box- CHIDORI!!
If you had a life you would stop talking about mine
We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!
Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking
The below statement is true
The above statement is false
Heaven doesn't want me there and Hell knows I'll take over.
Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies
Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner.
People are like slinkies. Basically useless and yet its so amusing to watch them fall down stairs
In a world of cheerios, be a frootloop!
Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later.
God must love stupid people...he made so many
There is no great genius without a mixture of madness
When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me.
Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor.
PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a bitch.
If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah!
Eat healthy. Work right. Die anyway.
I have a dream and in it, something eats you.
Its sad your own mom dresses you like that.
Everyone is beautiful on the inside. If you think bones and guts are beautiful.
Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its hysterical
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems
If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the hell are you scared?!
I called Sasuke gay and he hit me with his purse.
I met Nicole Richie!! No wait, that might've been a twig...
Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie doll.
If idiots could fly this place would be an airport.
I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words
Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret!
Quick, whats the number for 9-1-1?
You should always proofread what you write in case you any words.
I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap out a better conversation than you.
I ran into my ex today. Then I put it in reverse and hit him again.
By the time you finished reading this you'll realize you just wasted 5 seconds of your life
I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday
Hi! I'm human. What're you?
Have you considered suing your brain for non-support?
I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass!
Everyone has a right to be ugly, but you're abusing that privilege.
If we were to kill everyone who thought you were stupid, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!
I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
Wherever there is life there is love
I may not be perfect but at least I'm confident
Sometimes all we need are each other
Life is like a circle. No wonder I'm so dizzy.
Yeah I'm a loser, but I'm the coolest loser you'll ever meet
A friend would call you a retard but a best friend would call you one and act like one with you.
Boy break hearts so why don't we break their necks?
One night, I looked up into the sky. I began counting the reasons why I love you. I was doing great until I ran out of stars.
When they laugh, we'll laugh along too. Because we know better. We know.
I wanted to send you something SEXY... but the mail man told me to get out of the mail box...
When you call us BITCHES we just look at each other and crack up, because we knew that WAAAAAAAAAAY BEFORE YOU DID!
Last night I lay in my bed looking up at the stars and thought to myself, WHERE THE FUCK IS MY CEILING!?
Am I pissing you off-fa-fa?
We are the people our parents warned us about!
If I promise not to kill you... can I have a hug?
Some people are like slinkies... they're really good for nothing! But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs! ( )
I don't have a short attention span, I just... Oh look a kitty!
I love this RETARD I call my BEST FRIEND!!
I didn't hit you... I simply high-fived your face!
Exactly how much fun can I have before I go to hell?
If I had half a mind..I would still be smarter than you!!
Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water!
All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.
MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!
Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run--he hates that.
Come to the dark side. We have cookies.
In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.
I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly.
In the play Hamlet, Hamlet says to be or not to be that is the question. What I wanna know is... whats the answer?
Light travels faster than sound. That is why...some people seem bright until you hear them speak.
You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
An optimist is someone who falls off the empire state building and after 50 floors says "So far so good!"
Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three
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