That One Genius
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Joined 07-08-10, id: 2438059, Profile Updated: 01-16-12
Author has written 3 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Pet Girl of Sakurasou/さくら荘のペットな彼女, and My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute/俺の妹がこんなに可愛いわけがない.

Bollocks, really? A whole useless paragraph that just gives stupid random facts about me or what I like that helps no one but your local pedophile?

I can't be fagged to do this (fagged means bothered by the way) in English/Brit slang.

So lets get on with it shall we mates?

I'm English if you have not figured it out.

I'm a English Teen (I'm not going to give my exact age, but a teen is generally 13-17 years old)

Why do I call myself That One Genius? Blast I don't even know myself. I'm certainly not smart in the least bit, just think of it as a slightly clever name.

Cheers I'm done!!! *Looks at other peoples profiles* "Wow thats a lot of words, I should add more to mine"


Yeah, I dress in black... All the time, I'm not goth or emo, as some of you cheeky bastards may think, I just like the bloody color, and the fact that I listen to metal does not mean you are right. bugger I can't believe how much I get this.

Yeah... Books are cool, video games are nice, TV is great, girls are hot, and living is your day to day boredom.

Bob's your uncle, God save the queen, yatta yatta yatta I really don't have much more to write that I can think off.

Maybe some lists?

Favorite Bands:

Asking Alexandria

Bullet for my Valentine

3 Days Grace

Bring me the Horizon

A Day to Remember (sort of)

Evanescence (ok I guess)



Rise Against

Sienna Skies

Story of the Year

I have more, but that post comes later.

I read a lot, while most of my mates would rather listen to music or sleep, I'll sit my bum down with a good book. Books are healthy and stimulate your imagination. i haggle between ideas here and there for writing Fanfiction. I don't know why i exactly write romance, its not exactly something I'm very good at, but hey, believe it or not, romance is one of the driving factors (for both you guys and girlies) to actually continue reading a book or series. I'm not very good at writing, but I'll improve mates, trust me.

Well, that'll do, this wasn't very posh and I apologize mates. But shite, writing a profile page... Not really something high up on my list.

I notice there is a lot of my English accent slang in this, just assume a word means something and move on.

All right then, pip pop everyone (old fashioned way of saying goodbye, I never really say it).

More updates :D

So I notice a lot of people are very concerned with getting reviews... Which seems utterly stupid to me. Some people go as far to say "if I don't get (x) number of reviews I won't write anymore."

With which I say, "Well what is the bloody f*cking point of writing then?" I write because I like to write, end of story. I could care less with the number of views or reviews I get on my book. As long as I entertain at least one person, screw everyone else. It seems so odd to me someone would write a story full of words, to read more words about it. Kinda attention whore-ish. Writing is a fun activity, it relaxes people, the point of Fanfiction is to share work that you are proud of with other people who like a similar thing. Not to hope your story is the next big one and people everyday from around the world who have no idea who you are and probably didn't even read most of your story can write a few words either praising it or bash on it. Thats full on f*cking retarded. If you care at all about writing, you won't care what anyone thinks or says about your book, if you enjoy it, then thats all the reason you need for writing it.

Look, I know getting reviews is good, but the point is, thats not what this site is for, and if thats all you want out of this site, you're chasing after something to fill yourself with that will never actually fill you. Wait until you actually become a professional author and have the New York Times review your story, then you have something to feel proud about.

Not to mention you are basing your book off of something thats not even yours.

Writing is fun, not for attention.

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Love Stinks by Ninja123Paramore reviews
What happends when you take a bunch of random one shots and mash them into one story? I'll tell you...randomness.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,905 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/19/2017 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Complete
It Started With a Surprise Bash by WhitneyNotHouston reviews
Sonamy (and other couples) : Sonic messes up...BIG time. He messes up so bad that Amy is encouraged to seek out better people, and this she does with much difficulty. Sonic, meanwhile, is seeing how his pride is pushing him farther and farther away from all those he cares for and has to decide what he is willing to do to make it up to them, especially Amy.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,674 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 10/14/2016 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Sonic, Amy
Part of The Hunt by LegatusMik reviews
Percy has just become a god and has been admitted to be a guardian/warrior in The Hunt. Artemis and the Huntresses aren't very fond of the idea, but eventually, feelings might change. UP FOR ADOPTION - or it will be subject to deletion.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,215 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 812 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Percy J., Artemis
I Will Always Be There by FinnickOdair-Will-Live-Forever reviews
Thalia Grace had a perfect life. Despite previous drama with a daughter of Hecate, she had finally got Nico back and was starting at a new school with him. But when they get caught up in an underwater war, Thalia's relationship with Nico is tested to the limits. Will it break? Sequel to I Will Get You Back di Angelo
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,573 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Nico A., Thalia G.
Change by TheGreekGoddessAphrodite reviews
Things change. Of course, I had realized this before. In four years, a lot can happen to make things different. Only, I didn't expect things to change so much. I didn't expect him to change so much. And most of all, I didn't expect me to change so much.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,492 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Nico A., Thalia G. - Complete
The Only Exeption by klainebowsandpercabeth reviews
Thalia's a hunter. Nico's the death obsessed son of Hades. They'll never become a couple, right? WRONG! THALICO!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Thalia G., Nico A.
Percy Jackson & The Olympians: The Burning Sanctum by Starblaze808 reviews
Percy defeats Kronos and is receiving a gift from the gods. What happens when Percy and Annabeth became gods? Hmmmm... Read this to find out!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,253 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Percy J., Athena
I Don't Love Him by lostandmisplaced reviews
Katie Gardener and Travis Stoll hate each other. Or do they? What happens to their relationship when it's pushed to the limits. When Travis gets kidnapped will Katie be able to save him. Or will her quest fail miserably. Tratie. Now finished.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,823 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Katie G., Travis S. - Complete
The Plaza by GoodGirlGoneFANG reviews
Chiron thinks that some of the campers deserve a vacation after the big war. So he sends them to the Plaza for a month. What will happen? Percabeth Temp Hiatus! Sorry!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,802 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Artemis Fowl and the Magicacareo by Vexx Scalemark reviews
Artemis is suffering from a bizarre illness that might be fatal. When Holly comes to help, she and Artemis travel to Haven and, with the help of Foaly, attempt to find a cure for Artemis' ailment. However Artemis and Holly may find more than just a cure.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,302 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Friends Before Love by TrackRunner73 reviews
Annabeth has had a crush on Percy ever since she was twelve years old. By the time she gets the courage to ask him out though, he's dating her best friend.AU Perlia, Thalico, and Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 46,545 - Reviews: 954 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
All I want for Christmas is you by animal.luver22 reviews
Artemis is doing a very unusual thing - he is throwing a Christmas party at Fowl Manor. But this won't be any ordinary party...especially with both Holly and Minerva coming along...And what happened to Opal? A Holly/Artemis romance/adventure set after TTP
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,949 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Holly S., Artemis F.
New by Foxipaw reviews
Magic is a strange and dangerous thing. When a magical mishap transforms Artemis into an elf, his life is reborn in Haven. Follow him as he struggles to regain friends, family, and his fortune. Bad summary... Sigh. A/H
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,035 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S.
An Unlikely Pair by sliceofpie reviews
It seems Katie and Travis have to quest together, much to their horror. And it seems that it wouldn't be the monsters that finish each other off, but themselves. Will they survive their time together? Probably not, if Easter Bunnies have a say.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,693 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Katie G., Travis S. - Complete
Artemis Goes To Sports Camp by Padfoot's Brownie reviews
When Artemis's parents force him to go to sports camp, Artemis is horrified. Juliet and Holly go with him to keep him company, but that doesn't mean they keep him from making a complete fool out of himself! AxH. Rated T cuz I feel like it COMPLETE
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,659 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Christmas with a difference by Captain Holly Short of the LEP reviews
Artemis, Holly, Foaly, Mulch, Butler and Juliet are all enjoying the cliche days leading up to Christmas the usual A/H stunt until Artemis's family make a surprise drop in and a date doesn't go as planned. Epilogue: the wedding. COMPLETE
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,903 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
An Artemis Fowl Valentines Day by SpellboundX reviews
The LEP’s Annual Valentines Festival and the Champagne Ball is to be set at Fowl Manor this year. What interesting things can happen in only seven days... Set after EC **UPDATED! CH 7 UP**
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,618 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Wear Iron Shoes by Kelitzo reviews
Artemis’ mother finds out about the school dance and says Artemis has to go. Then Holly turns up. I rewrote the last chapter, so please read the new ending!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,420 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
If This Isn't Love by Kelitzo reviews
Foaly is messing with Cupid’s Magical Love Karma, so Cupid takes matters into his own hands. FoalyxOC ArtyxHolly JulietxTrouble RootxVinyaya GrubxLili. Need I go on?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,322 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/6/2006 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Foaly, Holly S. - Complete
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Black Cat reviews
Kirino has left for America, leaving Kyosuke all alone, one day, while walking back from School, Kyosuke comes across a black cat... Literally. Kyosuke X Kuroneko (Ruri Gokou)
My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute/俺の妹がこんなに可愛いわけがない - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Kyousuke K., Kuroneko/Ruri G.
I think I love you reviews
Sorata is having trouble coming to terms with his feeling for Mashiro, will one day and one confession change that? One Shot Mashiro x Sorata Mashata Soriro, w/e you wanna call it.
Pet Girl of Sakurasou/さくら荘のペットな彼女 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Complete
School Daze reviews
Thalia is the popular girl in school, Nico is that emo kid no one pays attention to. So what happens when this unlikely pair are assigned a project together? ThaliaxNico Thalico T for some language. AU
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,116 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Nico A., Thalia G.