hide bio
Poll: In stories, what do you prefer? Vote Now!
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 07-08-10, id: 2438189, Profile Updated: 12-16-14
Author has written 1 story for Twilight.

I hate scanners.

That's all you need to know about me.

[Sept. 2nd 2010] Actually... no it isn't. If you must know things about me, here is a list.

1. I can't stand non-canon parings.

2. I hate women. We suck at emotions.

3. I love freaky dark stories.

4. I read more than I breathe.

5. Contact lenses are awesome.

6. I only started writing because I needed more to read.

7. It took me 3 weeks to write the first chapter of Mental. And I still think bits are lame.

8. I do art. Not very well, but I do it anyway.

9. I had an old FanFic account, but then I forgot the password :/

10. I like sharp teeth... bite me.

[Sept. 4th 2010] Want to read more?

11. I often growl. Rawr.

12. Loads of things make sense... in my head.

13. I have an over-active imagination. You probably know that already.

14. In my world, things are easily resolved. Death is usually involved.

15. You may call me a geek. I certainly am one.

16. Paramore for the ultimate and glorious win.

17. I wish I was Jane. I want many people to feel pain.

18. I'm not English. I'm British. There's a difference.

19. R-Pattz? Lame. He is totally unattractive to me.

20. Can't end on 19... gets me nervous :S

[Oct. 30th 2010] I now have a FanFic/Twilighted specific email address-- Feel free to ask me any questions, although SPAM me and I will hunt you down...

[Mar. 22nd 2011] Whoop, another boring addition to this profile!

21. I have other (darker) fic ideas that are fleshing out in my mind, but I do not want to start them due to lack of time. Once I finish Mental I will start them.

22. I plan to finish Mental.

23. Please don't worship me. I do not take compliments very well.

24. It blows my mind to see people older than me reading my crap. I am honoured.

25. Pet peeve: people not knowing the difference between your and you're.

26. Education sucks.

27. YA fiction is my life. It's much more straightforward and imaginative, in my opinion.

28. I have a potty mouth. I'm trying to stop.

29. My online friends call me Char(lotte). It's not my name.

30. My aim is only to improve. If you have any criticism, I would be happy to hear it.

[Oct. 26th 2012]

Click to read how disturbing my story is according to a feminist :)

[Dec. 16th 2014]

I'm back. I'm working on it. I promised. I don't break promises.

Lovegame by moneybeet reviews
Every night she goes about her business ignorant to the man who watches her from her window. She doesn't understand what is coming. She couldn't know the horrors he would subject her to in the name of fascination. E/B, DARK. Nom for Immortal Sin Awards
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 67,679 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
Mental reviews
When Bella Swan moved to Forks for work experience at a local mental care 'Home', the last thing she expected was to have feelings for the murderous Edward Cullen. Rated for the language, extreme violence and sexual content. Not for sensitive readers.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,860 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Edward, Bella