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To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"
5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana
7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .
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WHETHER IT BE BETWEEN TWO MALES, TWO FEMALES OR A MALE AND A FEMALE, LOVE IS LOVE AND NOTHING LESS THAN JUST THAT!..copy and paste this into your profile if you agree.
If you want child abuse to STOP, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby preppy people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
Freak means weird,weird means diffrent,diffrent means unique,and unique is good so if you agree post this on your profile
if you don't care what people think then copy and paste this on your profile.
Friends will always be like, "well, you deserve better", but best friends will prank call him/her whispering "seven days.."
A friend helps you when you fall, a best friend says "Walk much, dumbass?"
A friend gives you their umbrella when it rains, a best friend takes your's and says "RUN, BEEP, RUN!"
A friend will bail you out of jail, a best friend will be in the room next to you saying "THAT WAS FREAKING AWESOME! LETS DO IT AGAIN!"
We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumbass.
If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, C & P.
If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever ran into a door, copy this onto your profile.
If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever tried to go into the backyard and ran into the glass door that you didn't see, copy and paste this into your profile.
When life gives you lemons, spit the lemons in life's eye.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
My mind works like lightening...one brillant flash and it's gone.
Out of my mind, please leave a message.
Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
Hate...A kind of love given to people who are dumb.
Life is like a pack of gums...I have yet to figure out why.
People: Dogs should be on a leash at all times...Dogs: Grrrr Bark Bark Woof Grrrrr Bark
Take candies, not drugs.
My imaginary friend thinks you have problems.
I am absolutely awesome agree or die
Oh no! Barney's gone pimp! What has the world come to?!
Don't like my attitude? Call 1-800-KISS-MY-A
Im not random, I just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL!
They say guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well, I'm pretty sure the guns help because if you stood there and shouted 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill a lot of people.
Elmo watches you from your closet.
Love is tender and knows no gender.
Smoking could kill a person one day...Maybe you should try it XP
Shup up voices! Or I'll have to poke you with a q-tip again!
OMG. I think I just saw Paris Hilton. No, wait, that was a twig.
Behind every girl is a dumbass guy/girl who did her wrong and made her strong.
Make love not war.
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because your all the same.
When the rest of the world walks out, I promise I'll still be here.
Just be who you want to be, not what others want to see.
Friends ask why your crying...best friends already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.
When the rest of the world ignores you, I'll still care.
We're not lost. We're locationally challenged. (John M. Ford)
Professionals are predictable; it’s the amateurs that are dangerous. (Unknown)
But there is suffering in life, and there are defeats. No one can avoid them. But it's better to lose some of the battles in the struggles for your dreams than to be defeated without ever knowing what you're fighting for. (Paulo Coelho)
"Even the wise cannot see all ends." (The Fellowship of the Ring; Gandalf)
"Man is many things, but he is not rational." (The Picture of Dorian Grey)
In overcoming prejudice, working together is even more effective than talking together. (Ralph W. Sockman)
Sometimes you put walls up not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to break them down. (Unknown)
"Pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a year, but eventually it will subside and something else will take its place. If I quit, however……it lasts forever." (Lance Armstrong)
A man once said, ”Genius is not being very smart, genius is thinking different from others.”
Man’s purpose is what he makes it to be. Scientists can argue over the facts all they want, but it’s always your choice on what you want your purpose to be, at one point or another in your life.
"Experience is what causes a person to make new mistakes instead of old ones," from anonymous.
Only the foolish try to impart wisdom, trying to look wise-
If at first you don’t succeed, don’t go sky diving.
If you see someone who is on the ground, hurt and bleeding, don’t go up and ask “Are you Ok?” OF COURSE THEY ARE NOT OK! What you should be doing is calling an ambulance. CALL NOT TEXT!
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together. - Unknown
I've never tried to block out the memories of the past, even though some are painful. I don't understand people who hide from their past. Everything you live through helps to make you the person you are now.” -Sophia Loren
If you have to hide something for the rest of your life, how is that much different from not having it?
Sometimes the easiest way to unravel a knot is to follow the rope.
Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely. Great men are almost always bad men.
The three warriors flew off to face the living incarnation of death itself, as much of a paradox as it sounded.
“The road to hell is paved with good intentions and sometimes the greatest evil in the world is not the kind that hides in the shadows, but walks among us in the light.”here is evil in this world. It exists in the hearts of man.
Caged Wolves Go Mad
"To the well organized mind, death is but the next great adventure." Albus Dumbledore, the Philosopher’s Stone.
"He's a member of our family first and a dog second." The smartest words ever said by Peter Griffin of Family guy.
'Everything that can go wrong, will go wrong.'
"If you aren't part of the solution, then you are part of the problem."
'Time is like a tunnel. If you don't know where you started, how do you know where you'll finish and if it's the right side?'
"Everyone has the same heart. Everyone hurts when they're rejected. But people forget that."
"'All truth passes through three stages, first, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident." Arthur Schopenhauer
"Potter, show respect for your former Professors," said McGonagall. "While he did have the minor drawback of You-Know-Who possessing him and that fake stutter, Professor Quirrell did have a decent understanding of his materials. Professor Lockhart...okay, Potter, you win on that one." Passage from a Harry Potter fanfic. Try to guess which one!
"Power doesn't always make a monster, people do."
A man can smile, and smile, and be a villain. Shakespeare
If wishes were fishes we'd all live in the sea.
["Hey! My name isn't boy!" Malfoy snapped. "I have a name and you should damn well use it!"
"Well yes but using your name would mean acknowledging that you exist," Bakura said. "So you'll forgive me if I want to delay this unpleasant prospect for as long as possible." From the story,Witches Wizards Shadows and Souls]
I need a drink. Most famous Naruto quote.
'Those who are willing to sacrifice freedom for security deserve neither freedom nor security.'
"The wise man doesn't only give the right answers, he poses the right questions." - Claude Levi-Strauss
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Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
Sakura and Itachi were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Sakura: Slow down, I'm scared!
Itachi: No, this is fun.
Sakura: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Itachi: Then tell me you love me.
Sakura: I love you, now slow down!
Itachi: Give me a Kiss.
Sakura kisses him
Sakura: There, Now would you Slow Down!
Itachi: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Itachi: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, Itachi realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want Sakura to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him and give him one last kiss. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrusted the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
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A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
Hey guys long time no see anyway here's my update
One day there was a parents night at the middle school a family came out with two kids. They had just heard their oldest's grade and they where furious when the kid came out they beat them till he was black and blue the entire school was watching them. the strongest boy in school walked forward and said "stop it!" but he did nothing about it the parents kept beating them. A second big boy walked forward and said the same thing. Finally the smallest girl walked forward and started beating the dad with her book bag until he stopped. The little girl said "the strongest one is the one who steps up and does something"
Re-post if you believe the strongest is the one who steps up
So wazup guys I know its been awhile but I've had a lot going on and kinda lost my inspiration. But now I am rewriting all of my previous stories cause they were written when i first started out writing. So if you have any ideas just PM me. See ya later.
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