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Author has written 2 stories for Poison, and Hell Girl.

love me or hate me your still thinking about me or you wouldn't be reading this :P



ok now for reals heres my profile ^^

HELLO!!! i've been an anime fan for a few years but a docter who fan my whole life!!! I'm really into scary thrillers and horrors! I LOVE TO PLAY BASKETBALL but i hate playing on a team with people i really don't like >:( too bad i can't just have a team with like 10 of me (-_-') but thats just how it is! Another thing you should know about me is i loooooove DRAGONS! I just think they are soooo cuuute!!!!~ i'm also really into xbox!!! oh and loud music XD my fav band is AFI! My fav anime is zombie loan! No wait i mean inuyasha!no thats not is.. full metle... wait i know thats not it ummmm uhhh got it! its hell girl! also known as jigoku shoujo!!! But its not like all i do is watch it.

yoυ goт a proвleм wιтн мe? ѕolve ιт.
yoυ тнιnĸ ι'м тrιppιn'? тιe мy ѕнoeѕ.
yoυ can'т ѕтand мe? ѕιт down.
yoυ can'т face мe? тυrn aroυnd.


kiss kiss fall in love!


i see you come

i watch you go-

you never seem to leave me though

so is ths love? or hate?

we'll see your making me crazy!

inside my dreams your all i see

-well all i see is you or me!
lady? maybe? or host?i find ireally don't mind!

if i had to choose a (idk if its rose or host) host

in this gardon of romance
maybe we can take this cance?


and i would like to find! a hand like yours in mine!

and with one kiss,we could stop time and i'd fall in love with you!!

tomarrows far away, let's place hope in today!

just you and me!in a beautiful spring!

and we'll always






you know how on jigoku shoujo or hell girl theresa site? the site you go to to send someone to hell! andafter hell girl takes them to hell when you die you also go to hell? :) here are all the links i could finddo they work? do you want them to work? do you care? find out! attt 12am :D

p.s. i only think that if it only works at 12am it will work

p.s.s. if you read through everything on my profile i'll read all your stories... good luck though

scary O_O

this one only works at 12:00am to 12:10am

works all day :D

haven't checked it out yet but people say it only works at 12am sharp

not in english at all D: but its still creepy :D

creepy! go to this one right at 12 am or it won't work!

andif you find the real hotline to hell tell me!!

nowif you want to know some japanese










Sono toori desu.Exactly!

Zettaini sou desu.Absolutely!

Ii desu yo.Good!



Sore de kimatta.Done!


Dame desu.Bad.

Muri desu.Impossible!


Yamete kudasai.Stop!


Okashii desu ne.Strange.














Mou ichido itte kudasai.Pardon?



Sou deshou?Right?



Wakaru deshou?See?



Sou nee.Well...


Maa maa.So so.

Ii yo.Okay.


Ariuru koto desu.Possibly.


Ogenki desu ka.How are you?

Genki desu.Fine, thank you.

Ikaga deshita ka.How've you been?

Ikaga desu ka.How're you doing?

Aikawarazu desu.Same as usual.

Anata wa ikaga?How about you?

Gokazoku wa ikaga?How's your family?

Tenki wa dou?How's the weather?

Dewa mata atode.See you later.

Dewa mata suguni ne.See you soon.

Dewa mata ne.See you again.

Dewa sono toki ni.See you then.

Dewa sonouchi ni.See you around.

Dewa mata ashita.See you tomorrow.

Dewa kore de.Bye for now

Doushite? means how come. Dono kurai hayai no? means how fast. Dono kurai okureru no? means how late.

Ikura desu ka? means how much. Dono kurai tooku? means how far. Dono kurai kakaru no? means hoe big. Dono kurai ookii no? means how big.

Dewa mata.See you.

Ki o tsukete.Take care.

Oyasuminasai.Good night.

Sayounara.So long.

Gussuri oyasumi.Sleep tight.

Yoi yume o.Sweet dreams.

Yoi ichinichi o.Have a nice day.

Gokouun o inorimasu.Good luck.

Shinpai shinaide! means don't worry. Tabako o suwanaide! Tabako o suwanaide! Tabako o suwanaide! means don't smoke (i did it three times :P) Ikanaide! means don't go. Nakanaide means don't cry. Tomaranaide means don't stop.

Ai shi teru. I love you

o genki desu ka. How are you

hai, genki desu. anata wa? I'm Fine Thanks and you?

well thats all i have so far :P

wasn't that fun : D


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Yaaaay kitty!

This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
profile to help him gain world domination.

( )_( )

O/ This is Bob, copy & paste him
/▌ if you think he's a gay
/ \ little stick man

ಠ_ಠ thats mister face copy and paste him if you think he looks weird

.(\_/)copy and paste me
.(¤-¤)or i'll kill you
.(")(")with my mind

. ^ ^

-"--"-- this is an owl copy and paste him or els!

My names

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Elizabeth

2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Eliizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav colour and fav animal): blue cat

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name): Brooke Jayhawk

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): curelkey (wth)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite color, favorite drink): Black tea (the funny thing is i hate black tea)

7. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): black coco

list of sterotypes

animal lover
Anime freaks= kids who talk and draw anime daily
Art Freaks
Band Kids
bandgeek[no band kids and band geeks aren't the same]
Class Clown
Cool Kids
Drama Club
Drop outs
Druggies( goth druggies, emo druggies, cool druggies, loser drugies)
Fat Chick
Floaters - these people are practically friends with everyone
Frat Boys
Freaky Girls
Gays and Lesbians
gross kids
High Achiever
Hippies-like save the world man
Hipsters= stuck up and only talk to other hipsters
Innocent girls
Juvenile delinquent
Know it Alls
over Achiever
Metro Sexuals
moochers=people that say "Dude, can I have a dollar? I'll pay you back I swear!"
preps (true preps, snob preps, and bicth prep)
Popular Kids
retards (by choice not mental defect)
rockers(punk rokers, metle rockers, and plain rockers)
rich kids
si-fi freak
skin heads
Smart People - not nerds, but they look decent but really smart
Social Butterfly
Social Elites
social deviants
super size kid (or just really really fat)
Teacher's Pets
tech nerds
teen moms
Wanna Be's ( wanna be emo, wanna be punk, wanna be prep, wanna be joke, wanna be gangster, well really everythig can have a wanna b)
White Trash
Valley Girls
vamps-kids that think they are vampires. But are preps at heart.
Z catcher- kids that sleep in every class

and then the new sterotype the stoper. A kid who is different from all there friends.

Things To Do On An Elevator:

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it... quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, say in "Who wants to be a millionaire" style is that your final answer.

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "You should be ashamed of yourself!" and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

38. Sing tik tok kesha.

39. When there is only one other person ask, "Do you think we are the same person?"

40. Eat a one of those big candy bars LOUDLY and if anyone looks at you tack a step back, look at the while twiching, and go back to eating.

41. Talk backwards.

42. Have everyone whip there hands before touching anything.

43. Make it look like your ordering pizza and be sure to ask if anyone els wants some.

over 50 ways to make your teacher want to hit you

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, “wow I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!!!”

6. Flick pieces of paper around the class.

7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, “Your racist against paper aren’t you.”

8. Don’t do your Homework.

9. When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” then sit there and smile sweetly.

10. When you have a supply teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name it Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say “PROVE IT!”

11. When your teacher asks why you were late say, “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears.

12. When handing in your homework, write this paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds at the bottom.

13. When you leave the class bow and say, “May the force be with you, young one.”

14. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing opera as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused.

15. Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream “OMG GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!”

16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena

17. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room

18. Raise your hand and say "I totally agree" after everything your teacher says

19. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow

20. Speak in French.

21. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was "a disturbance”

22. When they tell someone to turn around have everyone in class do it as well

23. "The homework’s due now? Oh, give me a minute then."

24. Hand in an essay where every word is mispelt.

25. Run in the room screaming, “THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!”

26. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, “the queen is never late, everyone else is simply early”.

27. When a teacher asks you a question, say, “I’m sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you.”

28. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector, scream “AAH MY EYES!!”

29. Tell yourself knock knock jokes, then laugh loads.

30. Hide under your desk and yell “THE SKY IS FALLING!”

31. When someone knocks on the door, shout “OH NO, THEY’RE COMING FOR ME!”

32. Bring in a year 7 and says he’s your new pet.

33. In your technology lesson, when the teacher asks you what you are making, say a nuclear bomb.

34. When your teacher asks you a question just stare at them.

35. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice.

36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it.

37. If you’re playing a really boring game, make a big deal if you win.

38. Glue all their scissors together.

39. Make paperclip jewellery. E.g. necklaces, earrings etc…

40. Pull out one strand of someone’s hair and yell “DNA!”

41. Wear a sticker or a badge that says ‘I am retarded’

42. Talk to a pen.

43. Put your hand up in a test and wait for your teacher to come over. When they whisper what’s wrong, yell “NO I WON’T SNOG YOU!”

44. Yell “LIAR!” to everything they say.

45. Smile. All the time.

46. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger everyday. Look at it and say, “It’s spreading, IT’S SPREADING!”

47. When a supply teacher is taking the register, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say ‘Your worst Nightmare’

48. When you know the answer, bounce up and down a go " OOOHH I KNOW THIS"

49. When a teacher calls on you say, " I forgot"

50. If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favourite song.

51. When the teacher is not facing you, the whole class moves their desk forward towards the teacher

52. Hum throughout the lesson.

53. When a teacher asks you a question... Reply "ERM, COMPUTER SAYS NOOO!!!"

54. When the teacher makes a statement, stand boldly and shout "I OBJECT"

55. Repeat the last word the teacher says but say it much louder!

56. While the teachers back is turned, everyone swap seats!

57. If you are sure you haven't passed the test, write your phone number at the end with a heart!

58. When you hear a police car siren from outside, run around screaming in the classroom shouting "Oh no, they're here. Oh my god. Shit. Shit. Shit. What do I do? Miss/Sir you have to help me! Oh God. They must have found the body! HELP!"

59. When it's your turn to answer a question, shout "NEXT!"

copy and put on your profile if you love this poem!

My name is Desiree, and this is a poem about how life used to be for me.Red

© Desiree

This heart is hoping.
Hoping to be free.

This heart is blind.
Wishing it could see.

Hiding from him.
In the dark alone but not for long.
People seeing but knowing nothing is wrong.

Praying for a savior.
Still having a little hope.
With all this unnecessary behavior.
All these issues and not knowing how to cope.

From five to Twelve.
Life was a living hell.

Things are just getting better.
And I'm doing well.

Source: Red, Abuse Poems

1) Favorite object in your room?


2) Have you ever smoked heroin?

god no!

3) Do you own guns?

paint ball guns!

4) What flavor do you add to your drink at sonic?

i don't go to sonic XD

5) Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?


6) What do you think of hot dogs?

eww! icky!

7) Favorite song?

i'm just a kid by simple plain

still waiting by sum_41

take me under by three day grace

hollywood hore by papa roach

devil in a midnight mash by billy talent

(yes i know thats more then one song)

8) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?

uh water

9) Can you do push ups?

uh yes

10) Can you do a chin up?

umm maybe XD i don't know what that evem is though

11) What's your favorite piece of jewelry?

hate all of it

12) do you like blue cheese?


13) Ever been in a car wreck?


14) What's one trait that you hate about yourself?

i'm short

15) Middle name?


16) Name 3 thoughts going through your head at this moment?

1. netflix

2. crap schools comeing up

3. 16's a gay number

17) Name 3 things you bought yesterday? hair dye

2.thats it

3.thats it

18) Name 3 drinks you drink regularly?

water and milk (thats it)

19) Name 3 foods you eat regularly?

ummmm... food food and food

20) Current worry?

when will my sister come home i need her help with hair dye!

21) Current hate right now?

you (jk)

22) Do you spend Christmas with extended family?

yes sadly ( all little kids and old people)

23) How did you bring in the New Year?

ummm counting down

24) Where would you like to be right now?

down town

25) Name three people who will complete this?


super girl

super dog

26) Do you own slippers?


27) What shirt are you wearing.

an i heart ninjas shirt my friend made me

28) Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?

umm i sleep on sheets but i don't know what kind

29) Can you whistle?


30.) Which hand do you use to write?

the other one

31) Would you be a pirate?

yes! for Halloween

32) What songs do you sing in the shower?

kyle's mom is a bitch by south park

33) Favorite girl's name?


34) Favorite boy's name?

firo or keegon

35) What's in your pocket?


36) Last person that made you laugh?

my older brother

37) Best bed sheets as a child?

ummmmm my white ones?

38) Worst injury you've ever had?

none >:D

39) Do you love where you live?

yes! i love it here!

40) How many TVs do you have in your house?


41) Who is your loudest friend?

me and all my friends would think so too!

42) How many dogs do you have?


43) Does someone have a crush on you?

a few but i really don't think i'm ready for a boyfriend right now

45) Did you notice that there is no number 44

yes why?

46) What is your favorite candy?


47) Favorite Sports Team?


48) Where is the next place you want to travel to?

Tokyo, Japan!

49) What were you doing 12 AM last night

yelling at my sister

50) What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?

oh god its 11am!

The Ouran Alphabet

A is for Academy, which is where the Ouran students attend

B is for Boy-Lolita, which is Mitsukuni Haninozuka

C is for Cosplay, which the Hosts do every day

D is for Debt, which is 8 million yen

E is for Emo Corner, which is Tamaki's depression spot

F is for Female, which is Haruhi's true gender

G is for Guy, which Haruhi has to dress and act like to pay off her debt

H is for Hikaru, who is the confused one of the Hitachiin Twins

I is for Innocent, which Honey claims to be

J is for Jealousy, which Hikaru expresses towards Haruhi and Arai

K is for Kaoru, who is the sweetest of the Hitachiin Twins

L is for Love, which is the feeling that Hikaru doesn't quite understand

M is for Mori, who is the strong and silent type

N is for Nekozawa, who will put a curse on you if you don't watch your back

O is for Ootori, which is a big name in the medical business

P is for Puppet, and its name is Belzeneff

Q is for Quiet, which basically describes Mori

R is for Roses, which every Host Club member has in their own color

S is for Swimsuit, which the Hitachiin brothers would like to see Haruhi wear

T is for Tamaki, who considers himself as the "King" of the Host Club

U is for Usa-chan, which is the name of Honey's stuffed bunny

V is for Vocals, which Renge uses a lot

W is for Wonderland, where Haruhi had seen her mother

X is for X-Ray Vision, which the Hitachiin Brothers wish they had

Y is for Yaoi, which the Ouran show has a lot of thanks to the Hitachiin Twins

Z is for the Zuka Club, which Haruhi was almost forced to join

If you have never heard or seen the Ouran Alphabet before until now, copy and paste this into your profile


1. Name: will smith

2. Birthday: 1/1/11

3. Birthplace:the moon

4. Current Location: the sun

5. Eye Color: red

6. Height: 19ft 76inch

7. Right or Left Handed: the other one

8. The Shoes You Wore Today: shoes are for losers

9. Your most Overused Phrase: >insert answer here

10. Thoughts First Waking Up: Mr. Fipples stole my space cow ship!

11. Your Best Physical Feature: My tail

12. Your Bedtime: 1p.m.

13. Your Most Missed Memory: the one i can't remember

14. Your Fears: being ask the same thing twice

15. Your Weakness: merry me

16. Perfect Pizza: the kind with no cheese no toppings and no crust and i like it all in a bowl plz

17. Thoughts First Waking Up: ahhhhhhhhhh! no not again! plz for the love of facebook ask me something els!

18. Your Best Physical Feature: ... AH! AHHHHHH!

19. Your Most Missed Memory: plz stop making me think of it!

20. Pepsi or Coke: coksi

21. MacDonald or Burger King: hmm i pick that one

22. Single or Group Dates: silly picture frames don't go on dates

23. Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: your face!

24. Chocolate or Vanilla: oh plz robots can't taste

25. Cappuccino or Coffee: the third one

26. Do you Smoke: Crayola, blue!


28. Do you Sing:yo mama!

29. Do you Shower Daily: funny!

30. Have you Been in Love: with you O_O

31. Going to College?: I am one!

32. Going to get Married: MERRY ME!!!!!!!!!

33. Believe in yourself: yes! who am i again? i'm such a loser!

34. Get Motion Sickness: haha! funny human! but you know that cars can't get motion sickness

35. Think you are Attractive: why you don't? you b*tch!

36. Are you a Health Freak: yes! i hate getting dirty! thats why i lic myself all the time!

37. Get along with your Parents: they threw me in a well this is my ghost BOOOOO!!!

38. Like Thunderstorms: i'm still waiting for those to give me super powers

39. Play an Instrument: thats kinda hard to do when you have no limbs! and so is typing

40. Drank Alcohol: i'm drunk right now

41. Smoked: blue Crayola!

42. Been on Drugs: does water count?

43. Gone on a Date: are you asking?~

44. Gone to a Mall: We don't believe in malls where i'm from!

45. Eaten a box of Oreos: no! Oreos are my best friend!

46. Eaten Sushi: sorry what? wasn't listening

47. Been on Stage: yes! i'm a puppet after all!

48. Been Dumped: are you breaking up with me?

50. Stolen Anything: you stole 49.!

51. Ever been Drunk: on air

52. Ever been called a Tease: i tease my hair :D

53. Ever been Beaten up: yes! by giant flying laptops!

54. Ever Shoplifted: your heart

55. How do you want to Die: in your arms ;)

56.You want to become a: "i want to be a real boy!" as said that puppet on a Disney movie

57. Country you want to visit: mars

this was filled out by LizDaKILLER! liked it? copy and paste it then fill it out on your own and add your name on along with mine :)

49 ways to waste a study hall

1. talk
2. ask to go to the bathroom and walk around the school the whole time
3. tell the teacher you are sick and need to go to the nurse, then walk around your school all study hall
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4. megadesk( only when sub is in) put all the desk in the room together
5.go to a fake tutor
6. ask to go see the priciple then walk around your school
7. go to the school libarary and look at every book
8. open your binder and star at it the hole time
9. draw
10. ask the teacher if she needs help with anything
12. stare at the celling
13. actully do your homework... ya right
14. read... never
15 wright an appology note to cyo
16. color
18. throw things
19 chew gum
20. spit all over
21. pass notes
22.look aorund
23. play with pecils
24. write your thoughts
25. cell phone
26. make stuff out of paper
27. get a tissue like 10 times the teacher
29 getting yelled at
30. eat
31. clean desk or locker
32. sit and stare into your desk
33. watch a movie
34. look at the celing
35. look out the window
36. go to the computer room
37. get in trouble so you get to leave the room
38. say imma alot
39. poop on people
40. air drum
41. get rejected by the teacher
42. tell jokes
43. crack your knuckles(other body parts)
44.scream at the teracher
45. eat candy
46. shapen pencils
47.get naked
48. paper air planes

49. stare at the teacher says stop, then say stop what??

100 ways to annoy Voldémort

1. Ask him why he why 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'

2. Laugh at him.

3. Wake him up by singing Beach Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'

4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.

5. As he's plotting dark deeds, pretend to cough and mutter things like 'Not gonna work, 'stupid, 'as if, or 'not a chance.'

6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say you taught him everything he knows.

7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.

8. Dance the Funky Chicken.

9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.

10. Pat him on the head and give him flowers when his plans are foiled yet again.

11. If you ever need to say 'Like taking candy from a baby', be sure to add 'Of course, SOME of us might find that harder than others.' Stare pointedly at him.

12. Play 'ding-dong-ditch!' at his bedchamber door late at night.

13. Call him 'The-Man-Who-Let-the-Boy-Live.'

14. Ask why the Dark Mark couldn't look like something 'more socially acceptable?'

15. Insist that you have met chunks of cheese with more cunning plans than his.

16. Pinch him. Make sure he squeals.

17. Be cheerful.

18. When he tries to impress you with his powers, say 'Awwwww, lookit. Voldie's got a twiggle!'

19. Try to teach him to play a mouth organ.

20. Roll your eyes during plotting sessions and say things under your breath like 'You're the boss, boss' or 'It's your funeral.'

21. Greet him in the mornings with a sarcastic 'My sir, you look particularly menacing today.'

22. Taunt him about his middle name. 'Marvolo? What's that - a washing detergent?'

23. Keep a 'good-behaviour chart'. Award points and give out gold stars.

24. Magic-marker Potter-style glasses on him while he sleeps.

25. Apparate into and out of his room rapidly. Do this non-stop for an hour. *poof* there *poof* gone *poof* there...

26. Play cards with him. Tell him he has no poker-face and how does he expect to rule supreme without one?

27. Let off party-poppers in his face whenever the urge strikes you.

28. ask him 'Did you even HAVE a girlfriend? Like, ever?'

29. Get a pair of finger puppets closely resembling himself and Harry Potter. Re-enact all of Harry's victories over him in a spectacularly childish way. Be sure to give them both squeaky voices.

30. Anytime he enters any room, insist on entering first and announcing him grandly.

31. In these announcements, fake a trumpet noise and give him an equally fake drumroll.

32. Exclaim sarcastically 'You're breakin' my little heart here, O Dark One' whenever he starts to talk of what caused him to become who he is.

33. Encourage him to 'think happy thoughts!'

34. Ask him to give you written summaries of his sinister plots for revenge and war. Correct his spelling.

35. Mock his choice of Quirrell as a 'host.'

36. Tell you think a yoga class could 'cure him of his wicked ways.'

37. Get the song 'Mr. Tambourine Man' stuck in his head.

38. If he's having evil-plotter's-block in one of his scheming sessions, 'Wingardium Leviosa' a light bulb to float above his head. Turn it on. Look offended when he gets angry and say you thought you were helping!

39. Tell him constantly to stop repressing his anger.

40. Buy him a stress ball.

41. Hint that he is only a character in a book and will never triumph.

42. Call him Tommy-boy.

43. If you're feeling gutsy, call him Voldie-poo.

44. Whack him in the arm and say 'mosquito' - every few minutes.

45. Say he 'looked better under the turban.'

46. Eat his pet snake. Offer him some.

47. Endeavour to teach him to steeple his fingers, lean back and say 'Eeeexcellent'.

48. Start drawing outlandish parallels between his life story and 'Star Wars'. Talk at great length.

49. Be generally in awe of him and never look away.

50. 'Imperio' his Death Eaters into a rousing chorus of 'All Things Bright And Beautiful.'

51. Shower him with confetti and rice, anytime you think he needs to make a 'grand entry.'

52. Paint all the Death Eater masks with bright colours and glitter.

53. Throw him a 'Carebears'-themed birthday party.

54. Tell him what Snape's really up to.

55. Politely exclaim now and again that you don't know how he can be so afraid of dear old Dumbles.

56. Sing 'California Dreamin' at the top of your lungs when he's trying to have an 'evil moment.'

57. Should you ever be eating with him - drum tunes with your cutlery, play with your food and blow bubbles in your chocolate milk.

58. Ask him to dance a polka with you.

59. Work cutesy phrases like 'pushing-up-daisies' and 'smooth-as-a-baby's-bottom' into conversation as much as possible.

60. Ask him if he's sure 'the whole evil-maniac-out-for-power-and-revenge thing isn't getting a bit old?'

61. Get him to play 'Twister' with you.

62. Tell him you know this great therapist in London...

63. Throw Tupperware parties. Insist he sit through them.

64. Tell him you've met plently of people more evil than he.

65. Hide his teddy bear. That ALWAYS makes him cry.

66. Get him a plant. Act mortally offended when he doesn't water it and it dies.

67. Steal, snap and bury his wand.

68. Tell him Lucius did it.

69. Give Rita Skeeter full knowledge of his whereabouts and contact details.

70. Remind him that he isn't even really alive.

71. Write him a theme song. Start singing it whenever he is about to do or say something particularly clever and nasty.

72. Offer to sacrifice Draco Malfoy 'to the cause.'

73. Insist on reading him bedtime stories. Include 'The Ugly Duckling.'

74. Make vague allusions to Harry Potter being his son.

75. When he's done something particularly nasty - cross your arms, waggle a finger and say 'Now now, do you really think Salazar would have approved of that?'

76. Ask him how he can possibly wish to harm a single hair on the head of 'that sweet, innocent, cute little boy.'

77. Tell him Wormtail has a crush on him.

78. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophecy."

79. Leave disgusting and rotting dead things near him. Insist that it is 'Aromatherapy.'

80. Begin any question you ask him with 'Riddle me this!' Emphasis on Riddle.

81. Do not EVER act in the slightest way intimidated by him. Treat him as you would an eccentric aquaintance.

82. Cuddle him at random moments.

83. Be Harry Potter. Be Alive.

84. Ask him why he's afraid of a frail old man with a beard the size of a beehive and can't fight babies.

85. Throw biscuits at him. Constantly.

86. Tell him you think evil master plans of world domination are 'kind of girlie.'

87. Quote Argus Filch. Insist HE will one day rule the wizarding world.

88. Wonder aloud whether the name Voldemort commands as much respect as, say, Potter or Dumbledore.

89. Mimic everything he says in a sing-song voice.

90. Mimic everything he does with exaggerated limb-movements.

91.Three Words: Potter Puppet Pals.

92. Insist he help you with the newspaper crossword every morning.

93. Follow a few paces behind him, spraying everything he touches with a can of disinfectant.

94. Tell people he's 'really just a big softie.'

95. Psychoanalyze him. Conclude that he is 'mildy depressed' and 'a bit of a control-freak.'

96. Mock his baldness.

97. Smile and say loudly 'Who loves you, Volders?' at inopportune moments. (Ie: another of his attempted 'evil moments')

98. Get him drunk.

99. Drag out a banjo at Death Eater revels and start playing 'Kumbayah.'

100. Let him catch you trying on Death Eater robes.

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101. Write rude things in his diary and see what it says back.

102. Post the location of all his Horcruxes on Twitter

103. Have a dress up like Voldemort day. Do face paints and everything.

104. Ask him if he sparkles upon walking in the sunlight?

32 ways to Prank Call your friends. I will create up to 100, and possibly more. I want you guys to create more.

1. Go to for a list of pranks calls.
2. Act Indian and start talking about a 5.99 Grandmother that you ordered a few hours ago, and it is not yours or his Grandmother.
3. Call someone and pretend like they called you, and once you are a few minutes in, start talking about tacos.
4. When someone calls you, before they can say anything, say "STALKERS!".
5. Call someone pretending you are on a Phone Dating Service, and say that you are there date (Works best with the same gender).
6. Start singing a random 80's song that will break someone's face off, but sing it in the language of a Wookie.
7. Call someone, say "BLUE OR RED?!?!", wait for them to say a color, then make an explosion noise in the background.
8. Say in the Best Arnold Schwarzenegger Accent you can do, and say "Who is your daddy, and what does he do?".
9. Talk in a high, and screeching child's voice and say "RONALD MCDONALD HAS GOTTEN ME BY THE LEG!!!!". If you want, hold the phone away from your face and say"RONALD!!! I TOLD YOU I DON'T HAVE ANY MCNUGGETS!!!!!!!".
10. Talk Redneck and pretend you had just seen an opera.
11.Whisper "Seven Days" into your phone, and see how many people just wet their pants.
12. If someone ever prank calls you, counter their prank, and say "9-1-1 Phone Department. How may I help you?".
13. Call your parent (mother or father) and say you just pressed the fart button.
14. Conference someone in with another friend (has to be in on the prank) and talk about the penguins in China.
15. Make noises on the Phone like you are wrestling, and suddenly say "Now where is the toilet paper".
16. Act like a toddler meeting Elmo.
17. Say "You have Grandmother DNA all over you".
18. Barf. Works better if you actually barf.
19. Be English and yet, act like a Chinese person, AT THE SAME TIME!
20. Say "Don't open in the fridge. That is not where I hide my Mayonnaise.
21. Freak out, pretend to have spasms, and rabies foaming from the mouth, and say "Sorry, I was just yelling at my cat."
22.Call and hang up, repeatedly, 12 times in a row.
23. If you call someone who is in the middle of a conversation with someone else, say "So I was saying, there was peanut butter and Duct Tape everywhere."
24. Moan, Groan, Then gurgle, and say "I'm ready to...*groan* get married."
25. Rap about kittens and flashlights.
26. Say "The Burger King kills orphans like me."
27. Talk about...yourself...and tell deep secrets about yourself, and say "I know where you live."
28. Sing them a love song.
29. Randomly say everything you Canada
30. Tell them to lick themselves, or you will do it for them.
31. Pretend your at Aeropostal and ask them what color of Speedo they want (Say you only have Pink, and Gay Pink).
32. Breath with Bronchitis while trying to sing the national anthem.

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