Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, Naruto, Dragon Age, and Borderlands.
“If I am going to descend into madness, I am going to do it in style.” –Less Wrong
"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimization." –Less Wrong
“I don't want to rule the universe. I just think it could be more sensibly organized." –Less Wrong
“Bad things happen to good people, but bad things also happen to bad people, too.” –Logan Duck
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not so sure about the universe.” –Albert Einstien
“Try all you like to make something more foolproof; but all you'll manage is finding a better fool.” –insomniac1
I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge - myth is more potent than history - dreams are more powerful than facts - hope always triumphs over experience - laughter is the cure for grief - love is stronger than death. -Robert Fulghum, The Storyteller's Creed
"Almost doesn't cut it except in horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war." –Auralee
“You find happiness by smiling.” –Arthur Uther Pendragon (Archdruid)
“It’s nice to be important, but it’s far more important to be nice.” –
May your troubles be less, may your blessings be more, and
Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.
“Be kind to people on the way up, you'll see them on the way down” –tyro12
"Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence" –
“In the spirit of all good adventures…” –Rorschach’s Blot
“If I cloned myself, we'd fight to the death and the winner would be the new me.” –The Comic Irregulars
Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them? –Abraham Lincoln
You may have created my past, and screwed up my present, but you have no control over my future. –David Klass
The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his. –George S. Patton
"The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra." -Jimmy Johnson
“I need you to trust me.”
“But you don’t always tell me the truth!”
“If I always told you the truth then I wouldn’t need you to trust me.” –The 11th Doctor and Amy Pond
“May your swords stay sharp, your victories final, and your foes headless." –DylanBlack
There’s no such thing as paranoia. There’s just the cautious and the dead. –Soxman
Per audacia ad astra –Bungie (To boldly reach the stars)
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able, and willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God? -Epicurus
There is no overkill, there is only 'open fire' and 'I need to reload.' - Howard Tayler
10 Reasons Gay Marriage is wrong! (INSERT EPIC SARCASM)
If you support gay marriage and want to show it, paste this into your profile.
Iam the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Post this in your profile if you believe Homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.See If They Slow Down.
2.. Page Yourself Over The Intercom.Don't Disguise Your Voice
3. Every Time Someone Asks YouToDo Something,ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Decaf In TheCoffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over TheirCaffeine Addictions,Switch to Espresso.
5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, WriteForMarijuana.
6. Skipdown the hallRather Than Walkand see how many looks you get.
7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is'To Go'.
9. Sing Along At The Opera.
10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because Youhave a headache.
11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'
12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards theParking lot, Yelling'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
13 Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.
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OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
RIP We shall remember