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I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!!


'Ha, I'm older than you!' 'Ha, you'll die first!' 'Ha, not if I run you over!'

Yes or no? No. No? Yeah. You mean yes. No! No? Yes. NO!

MOM MOM MOM MOM MOM MOM MOM! WHAT?! Nevermind, you're mad.

MOM, I can't find it! If I come up there and I find it you're dead! ...found it...

I'm bored so I get off of Fanfiction. I'm bored so I get on again.

MUST STOP LIKING THINGS...OMG that is so true *like*

Most common lie. I'M FINE.

Be safe. No Mom, I was planning on dying today.

I am THIS close to calling your mother! Tell her I said hi!

Hey, see that bright thing in the sky? It's the sun and the world revolves around it, not you.

types in password* Password doesn't work. *OMFG I'VE BEEN HACKED* oh, wait...CAPS LOCK WAS ON.

SHIT! THAT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN! SHIIIIIT!

SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT FUCK SHIT SHIT SHIT

You're cute when you're mad. Really? Well I'm about to get absolutely effing adorable.

SORRY! STOP SAYING SORRY! Okay, sorry.

Save the Earth. QUIT EXAMS, SAVE PAPER!

HEY! Three hours later... HEY! Oh, NOW you want to text back?!

Barrack Obama stole 'Yes we can!' from Bob the Builder.

They're called skinny jeans. Not MAKE YOU SKINNY JEANS! (I actually used this on a girl in Troddie Becks)

Did it hurt? Did what hurt? When you fell from heaven. Awww. Because your face is F* up!

I hate two-faced people because it's so hard to choose what face to slap first.

Why is everyone so hyped up about Justin Bieber? Just because he's famous and has great songs and cute...oh NOW i get it! (Still hate him...)

OMG! Stop talking while I'm texting! Why? 'Cause I'm typing what you say!

I just realized...I don't care.

I'm not antisocial, I just don't like you.

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I'm beautiful.

Coffee...do stupid things faster and with more energy.

Ah shit, you're gonna try and cheer me up, aren't you?

Deja vu - when you've done something you think you've done before, it's because God thought it was so funny, he had to rewind it for his friends to see.

A friend will call you in jail. A good friend will visit you in jail. A best friend will be sitting in jail with you saying, "That was awesome!"

Friends may give you an alibi but brothers will help hide the body.

Frankly, if you've never stuck your tongue in a light socket, you'll never understand.

If you're not living life on the edge then you're taking up space.

Best friends are the people who know all about you and still put up with you.

Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Have a nice day.

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.

One out of three people below average pick 3 friends and if they aren’t below average then you are the 1.

Everyone has photographic memory, some just don't have film.

42.5 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.

All those who believe in telekinesis, please raise my hand.

The early bird may get the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese.

If everything seems to be going well, then you've obviously overlooked something.

Depression is merely anger without the enthusiasm.

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I intend to live forever...so far, so good.

If Barbie is not a slut , why do you have to buy her boyfriends?

Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

If, at first, you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

The only reason I'm listening to music is to drown out the sound of your voice!

Careful of that light at the other end of the tunnel. It could be another train coming for you.

If you can't fix it with duct tape then you haven't used enough.

Smile and the world will smile with you. Laugh and the world will think you're on drugs.

I'll be sober tomorrow but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life.

Life's tough. Get a helmet!

I didn't lose my mind. I sold it on eBay.

Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.

If we quit voting will they all go away?

YOU! Out of the gene pool- NOW!

How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he's lost?

All men are animals. Some just make better pets.

Politicians and diapers both need to be changed and for the same reason.

Normal people worry me.

Those that think they know everything annoy those of us that do.

None of us are virgins. Life has fucked us all.

Everyone in life has a purpose, even if it serves to be a bad example.

If you die, I'll kill you!

There are some days I just don't feel like talking.

The only reason I talk to myself is because that I'm the only one whose answers I'll accept.

Learn from the mistakes of others because you can't live long enough to make them all yourself.

They say the truth will set you free. If that's true then why is it every time I tell the truth, I'm sent to my room?

Love is like heaven but hurts like hell.

You tried, you failed and the lesson is, never try.

Dying is just natures way of saying, "Hey! You're not alive anymore."

Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gurgle.

I tried sniffing coke once but the ice cubes got stuck up my nose.

The whole world is going to hell and I'm driving the bus.

Don't criticize my mess unless you want to be a part of it.

It's NOT my fault that I never learned to accept responsibility.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

If you love someone set them free! If they don't come back, hunt them down and kill them.

The reason attempted suicide is illegal: The government can't tax you if you're dead.

To put it nicely, I hope you choke. It's NOT my fault that I never learned to accept responsibility.

If at first you don't succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, then lie.

It takes 42 muscles to smile so just pick up your middle finger and say 'bite me' in a bitchy tone.

Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

No man is worth your tears and the one that is won't make you cry.

I'm smiling because I have no idea whats going on.

Curiosity didn't kill the cat...curiosity made the kittens.

I'm sure that someone cares that you're alive...its just not me.

I never meant to hurt you but you're pretty when you cry. I never really loved you but I'm pretty when I lie.

When you're born you're crying but everyone around you is smiling. Live your life so that when you die you're smiling but everyone around you is crying.

There are easier things in life then finding a good man. Nailing jell-o to a tree for instance.

If a safety pin, duct tape or a band-aid can't fix it then you have a serious problem.

Virginity is like a I'm not spoiled, just well taken care of.

I make sounds only other freaks can hear.

Girls live in heaven, boys live on the couch.

If the world is a theater, men need better lines.

I'll shop, I'll buy, in debt I will die.

So much money, so little is mine.

Love is blind, so I'm blind too.

If it wasn't meant to be, I can't follow.

Keep going and you will get hurt.

Do you know what the Chain of Command is? It's the chain I go and get to beat you with to show you who's in command.

An original idea? That shouldn't be too hard. The library is bound to be full of them.

If you itch for success, keep scratching.

The greatest pleasure in life is to accomplish what others say you cannot.

Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.

Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

It's hard to be an intimidating, evil dictator when you're pink and glow in the dark.

When in doubt, Google. It has proven useful time and again.

It was boredom that turned perfectly sensible people into morons and lunatics, casting common sense and decency into the wind. It was boredom that told the ninja that doing something was a really good idea when it was a really, really bad idea.

You say psycho like its a bad thing.

If at first you don't succeed, blow it up and say you did.

When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.

Get your facts fast; then you can distort them as much as you want.

If I ever find out I've got a terrible illness and am going to die in a few days; I'm going to go on a killing spree, I mean, what's the worst they can do to me, make me live longer? And I'm not gonna kill innocent people, just people who deserve it.

Don't blame me. It was my evil twin.

I'm waiting for my true love or the mother ship. Whichever comes first.

Half my brain went for a walk and the other half went to find it.

Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Come to the dark side. We have cookies and better dental insurance.

Big shiny things usually cause big problems.

I may be a bitch but I'm the bitch and that tops bitch to you.

I swear if it weren't for my friends I would have burned down the school long ago.

Life sucks. Deal with it.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're all the same.

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned...but you sure are screwed when that woman is a sorceress.

If I were able I'd live in one of my fantasy books. Why? Because reality sucks and I'd be able to have a bigger role in life.

Let them come. They will all burn.

I love you but I hate you and it's not fair.

Forget a knight in shining armor. I want a vampire in a silver Volvo.

It's not thunder. It's baseball!

WARNING! Everything you say will make me think of Edward.

I want Emmett to be my big brother, Alice to be my best friend and Edward to be my boyfriend.

TWILIGHT! It's not an obsession, it's a way of life.

TWILIGHT! I've read the book. I've seen the movie. I lost my heart. So I bought a T-shirt.

When you live forever, what do you live for?

You'll never know who you'll meet in biology.

Boys in books are just better.

I don't suffer from O.C.D, I enjoy every minute of it. Obsessive. Cullen. Daydreaming.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

There are people in Africa that can't afford sarcasm, and yet, you abuse it

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I see regular people!

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is full.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back.

One day, you will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?

As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year, you'll have a couple of days saved up.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

Make a man a fire, keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for life

Officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk

I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth

I've got A.D.D and magic markers, oh the thrills I will have! ( I don't really have ADD )

Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

You call me a bitch. Well, a bitch is a female dog. A dog barks. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. So thanks for the compliment :D

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars.

To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do? Kill me?

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls our good at 2 things: Staying Strong, and Being Ourselves.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it

Life was so simple when boys had cooties!

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

I'm not random, I just have many thou- OH A SQUIRREL!

Elmo knows where you live!

Forever isn't as long as it used to be.

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

The most important and least important letters of the alphabet is I and U. I is important. U isn't.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

An apple day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

You're intoxocated by my very presence.

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES and EDWARD ANTHONY FREAKING MASEN CULLEN!!

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

My friend's the kind of person that breaks the silence at a funeral by screaming "KUNG POW CHICKEN"

I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorous. But not so much tastey!

P.S I never changed, I just got tired of pretending I was happy.

BRB, I'm busy trying to jump off the roof with the kitchen broom.

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

Be nice to losers. One day they might be cool!

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

When there's a will, I want to be in it.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

If you love someone set them free! If they don't come back, hunt them down and kill them.

The reason attempted suicide is illegal: The government can't tax you if you're dead.

'Never Argue With A Woman'

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

The wife decides to take the boat out.

She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude is magnificent.

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.

He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am, pray may I ask what are you doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?').

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.

'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.

For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.

'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.

'Have a nice day ma'am,' he replies and leaves

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a friend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in more than a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her (yet it would be nice) and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.:HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, Pixel Alice, ME LOVEY JAZZY, Gandalf the Grey-Edelwiess, DoYouReallySeeMe, Potter's Angels, CelticHeiressFiona, The Love Dragon, I-am-a-slash-addict, Kactus Wrynn, Darkestfury, forest stalker, Kyra Maree Macntosh

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

IMPORTANT THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME!

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

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Insanity by Aiskuriimuneko reviews
Beyal, the usually calm and peaceful Monk has changed. He has become different. Now he is a Hunter; a dangerous hunter with a boundless desire to get his prey. Unfortunately for Bren, he's the Monk's target. Yeah, it's always the quiet ones. Beyal x Bren fiction; got permission from Glowblade998 to re-write her idea :3 Please read and review.
Monsuno - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,371 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Bren, Beyal - Complete
Commentarius by B.C Daily reviews
Lily has always considered herself ordinary. But as she enters her 7th year, things start changing and Lily starts going a bit mad. Suddenly, she's Head Girl, her mates are acting strangely, and there's a new James Potter she can't seem to get rid of. PRE-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 739,666 - Reviews: 3100 - Favs: 4,263 - Follows: 3,801 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 1/3/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Chained Blond by Everlasting Purple reviews
Draco failed the Dark Lord and he failed his family. Harry rescues him. Harry and Draco slash. Rated for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,005 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Standing Together by Samarus reviews
What happens to Bella when she goes to confront Jacob when he won't return her phone calls? When destiny throws Bella and Jacob together will they be able to overcome the obstacles thrown at them? Or will they be torn apart?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 53,057 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Bella, Jacob
ICE by AllTheWrongLoves reviews
embry call had been the best obstacle skater in colorado, until a horrible accident left him emotionally and physycally scarred.but what happens when he meets a shy and graceful figure skater? rated M just to be safe...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 78,633 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Embry, Bella - Complete
Kiss Me Or Not by Come l'Amante Va reviews
Inspired by the cover 'Kiss Me Or Not' by Caroline County. Lily is faced with her feelings and she's not running away this time. Fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
How Could He by CharlotteT320 reviews
James gets an earful from Lily because he took credit for some of her best work... He's dreadfully sorry and has some heart wrenching guilt. Seventh year. One shot. L/J.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Drama Queen by LittlePlumTree reviews
Sirius just can't get that spell right, and makes a fuss. It's lucky Remus knows how to handle his drama queen acts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Cleaning by LittlePlumTree reviews
The dorm is a mess, and Remus has had it up to here. What happens when he puts his foot down and orders a spring clean?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Midnight Eyes by Writings of a Blonde reviews
Zoey wakes up one night to see a pair of eyes staring at her house. Who is it? Zoey is determined to find out and will do anything until she has solved the mystery... whatever it takes.
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,603 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Zoey R., Erik N.
Footprints in the Sand by Writings of a Blonde reviews
How could this have happened? How had everything gone wrong, so quickly? And how will she cope, without her sun? ExB. AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,901 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
Lost by jesi lily reviews
Lily is a skater, she lives for her skate board. James is a player, he lives for good snogs. The two students just don't get along, she thinks he is an idiot, he thinks she is a loser. But one day can change everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 36,784 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Addicted by The Purple Eyed Fox reviews
When you hate someone, you HATE them. It's simple. It SHOULDN'T CHANGE. It's the rule of life, c'mon! Then why am I suddenly falling in love with the guy I hate? Lily and Grace were right...RL/OC LE/JP SB/OC DISCONTINUED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,677 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/18/2011 - OC, Remus L.
Kiss a Little Longer by PrncessButtercup reviews
Jake and Bells, garage kissing fluff. enjoy and review please
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
One word by My.Bloody.Tears reviews
A short fluffy story that i wrote. No summery to it and no plot. Just a random fluff! ZoeyXErik. basicly a "i love you" story
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Erik N., Zoey R. - Complete
Only the Beginning by momincombatboots reviews
Victoria is dead, Jacob imprinted on Bella, Bella is more important to the pack than anyone realizes. AH alternate history for those who need clarifiation -J/B same age 19 newborn battle never happened, Cullens reachable but not necessarily still in Forks
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,874 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Jacob, Bella
I Bloody Love Ginny by missnothingx reviews
Harry loves Ginny. And Ginny loves him. But they just cant admit there true feelings for eachother.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,815 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Holly Evans and the Spiral Path by wordhammer reviews
Holly is prickly and poisonous like her namesake, only with Hermione she's more normal. Dark and disturbing Girl!Harry tells her story via an enchanted journal.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 50 - Words: 405,903 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., N. Tonks - Complete
When the Dog Star Dims by Bloodpage-Alchemist reviews
A most disturbing set of prophecies are told to a young soon-to-be student of Hogwarts by a Seer. Prophecies that make the Seer weep as she states them. But what could be so bad as to make even the person telling people cry?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Complete
His Own Fault by DragonflyonBreak reviews
'Hiccup's brow was covered in cold sweat and he constantly twitched and groaned in his restless sleep.'
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Hiccup, Stoick - Complete
Harry Potter Characters and What They Should Do by Fox of Apocolypse reviews
This is something I thought of and with the help of Forest Stalker, it's coming along good. Pure humor. Sorry about the part at the top, I forgot to take it off. NO SLASH! These are just what I think of the Characters so far.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Complete
Dark Haired Children by halfwhisper reviews
Jacob Black is haunted by vivid dreams of the girl he loves - pale, furious, deadly. But she knows her feelings now and despite her approaching nuptials, Jacob is convinced he can save her. 'Until your heart stops beating' was a promise.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,934 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Bella, Jacob
Solace by Bribona reviews
Tag along to 'The Hand You Were Dealt.' Audrey and Duke find comfort in each other after the events at the Dockside Greens.
Haven - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Audrey P., Duke C. - Complete
werewolfs in the UK by loveswerewolfs reviews
I'm a werewolf who lives in the U.K. and is being forced to go to america for some odd reason
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Quil Jr., Claire
I Love You by CHSPatriot09 reviews
Just the first night of Harry and Ginny's honeymoon. I wrote this a really long time ago but forgot to put it up. Rated M, of course. Read and review if you'd like :
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,252 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
A Little Bit of Southern Comfort by JustDazzleMe reviews
After some life-changing events, Bella moves down South looking for a fresh start. What she finds is something unexpected.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Bella, Edward
Without You by ObsessedShadowhunter reviews
Just a little fic I wrote after reading the series. Takes place right after Clary flees from the Penhallows' after Jace says those terrible things to her. Got the idea from Kelly Clarkson's "My Life Would Suck Without You". One-shot at the moment...
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
More to life by nourgelitnius reviews
Dukes overall thoughts on Audrey and life. Spoilers for all episodes aired. A little Nathan in there as well.
Haven - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Duke C., Audrey P. - Complete
In the Air by Psyche29 reviews
Written around Christmas 2007 for an Advent Calendar project in which I was participating; this is a Harry/Ginny one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Mirror of Erised by pukaroxliza reviews
Harry has another encounter with the mirror of Erised, this one a bit different than the first... Rated T cause i don't like K. OneShot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Life Goes On by Ashlynn Lilacflower reviews
Harry,sitting on the front steps of the castle after the last battle,spots Ginny just before she tries to sacrifice herself to what's left of the Whomping Willow.He rescues her, and they have a bit of a chat...Harry/Ginny one-shot written for mypage1222.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
I Only Wanted a Sandwich by emopygmepuff reviews
"Harry opened the door to the seventh-year's dormitory expecting to collapse on his four-poster bed. The expanse of the mattress was taken up by the redheaded nymph he'd been dreaming about for months." ONE-SHOT, HP/GW lemon, post BoH. REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
You Took My Clothes! by VikkiHeat reviews
Audrey/Duke implied. How exactly did Audrey end up naked in Duke's bed in 'Welcome to Haven? Oneshot drabble fic. Reviews are loved.
Haven - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Audrey P., Duke C. - Complete
one shots post battle by shiftermina reviews
Harry has other plans for taking ginny out to pay Quidditch.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Spark by Abigail'Cullen reviews
Jace is having trouble coming to terms.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Almost Too Late by Breanie reviews
Harry and Ginny discover each other almost too late.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,728 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Place To Lay Your Head by Serene Cullen reviews
After banishing Kalona and Nefret to some unknown location Zoey revisits her HON but after her long trip home she's tiered and needs rest unfortunately she can't find a room anywhere until she tries a certain ex
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Erik N., Zoey R. - Complete
Emmett's 16 fun things to do in an elevator! by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Emmett discovers a list so magical, he beleives it was created by unicorns! He must complete this list! 16 days, 16 fun things to do in an elevator. What could go wrong?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 31,469 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Emmett - Complete
88 Things The New Moon Movie Has Taught Us by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
New Moon? Not educational? YEAH RIGHT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010
88 things the Twilight movie has taught us! by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Twilight? Not educational? YEAH RIGHT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009
Harry Potter's List of Things Learned in DADA by LivingInTheClouds reviews
Harry is thinking back on his past years in Hogwarts' DADA classes and decides to write a list of what he's learned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
New Beginning by dhfreak06 reviews
Hermione moves to Forks with her Uncle Charlie. What will await her there? Crossover Twilight/Harry Potter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,128 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Hermione G., Edward
I Love You by annasaurus-rex reviews
Harry/Ginny smut
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Complete
The Lord of the Breaking Wiccan Potter by Dizzy-Emm reviews
breaking dawn sequal. crossover between Twilight saga, Harry Potter, Wicca/Sweep series and Lord of the Rings! Not as crappy as it sounds . . .
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,908 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 10/10/2009
sirius teaches harry words by angel lily 985 reviews
sirius teaches harry his frist word so imagine lily and james reaction
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Fallen Priestess by Orlissa reviews
Because a small decision can change a lot of things...
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,543 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Zoey R., Erik N., Loren B. - Complete
New Beginnings by KJS X-OVER reviews
The war changed everything and everyone. Hermione was not the exception. Harry Potter/Twilight Crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,441 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Hermione G.
How to lose a vampire in 10 days by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Bella and Edward both receive bets from Jessica and Emmett. Jess bets Bella can't get a boyfriend to break up with her, Emmett thinks Edward's gay and says he can't get a girlfriend. Will they clash? Will their romance survive?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,741 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Defending You by JL Wrighton reviews
Someone hurts Lilly and James gets mad. Not romantic per-se, but very nice all the same. Please review, I love feedback.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/17/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
who's my daddy? by loveswerewolfs reviews
one day I know i'll have to tell them sooner or later who there father I just hope it's later.if you can guess what I based chap.2 on you get to be the person who helps me when I get writers block on this story!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
11 things Emmet should not do by loveswerewolfs reviews
11 things emmet should not do!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Complete
All Through the Night by Bloodpage-Alchemist reviews
Harry awakens transported back in time over 500 years. Hogwarts is still being built and, amid the bustle, Harry finds the warm, nurturing parental figure missing in his life, in none other than Rowena Ravenclaw. Will Harry ever go home? Will he want to?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,628 - Reviews: 1434 - Favs: 3,103 - Follows: 1,722 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Harry P., Rowena R. - Complete
the little girl by loveswerewolfs reviews
my oc sandy. rated T for langue
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Embry - Complete
Buttons by callmefall reviews
James Potter was a boy who loved to push people’s buttons. Lily Evans hated when people messed with her. So of course, she was his favorite target.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 4,771 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 11/2/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Harry Potter and the Twilight Crossover by KindKing reviews
This book takes place after Harry Potter 7 and before Eclipse
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 6/9/2008
Epiphany by callmefall reviews
Lily has an epiphany. James is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Still Love You by callmefall reviews
Harry/Ginny fanfic Harry finds Ginny crying... what will he say?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Twilight: Possibilities by porpierita reviews
Oneshot. What would've happened if Bella Swan and Jacob Black's daughter met Edward Cullen? Their emotions and feelings? Would it be pity? Hate? Or...love? A fic to Stephenie Meyer's Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse about possibilities. Please read & revie
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Complete
Words by haraamis reviews
A fight, makeup sex, and Harry thinking about his love for Ginny. HarryGinny. Romance
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Sirius Black is Just a Little Sick and Twisted by CrazieDasie reviews
After the prank on Snape, Remus refuses to talk to Sirius. So Sirius finds something else to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,494 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Knowing by SloanePeterson reviews
Harry and Ginny have always been friends. It's a weird friendship that lasts only because of something deeper. Everything is complicated and everything is wonderful. please read if you love a Harry Ginny ROMANCE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 36,991 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/7/2006 - Published: 2/24/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
101 Reasons Why You Shouldn't Wake Up Remus by Calsita reviews
Remus doesn't like being awakened...and he especially doesn't like people stealing his Goosey.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/5/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
More than that by Belle Pheonixjin-no-hime reviews
Harry is in love with Ginny, but Ginny's got a boyfriend. When Ginny's boy does something unexpected can Harry help? One shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/27/2002 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Friendship to Love by LilFlyergirl reviews
Ginny loves Harry. Harry loves Hermione. Hermione loves Harry. And Ginny is determined to keep harry as her own. H/H!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,336 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/30/2001 - Published: 11/27/2001 - Harry P., Hermione G.
the letter reviews
Harry/Ginny romance full summary inside
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W.
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