Author has written 13 stories for Ninja Turtles, Gallagher Girls, and Sonic the Hedgehog.
Hi!!!!!!! My names Emily, but call me Em (or write Em, if that makes sense), My Birthday is 24/2/1998. I live in England.
Fav colour: Blue (no specific shade) Fav books: How to train your dragon (series), anything Jacqueline Wilson, Horrible History's, Ology books etc (To be honest, I'll read just about anything recomended to me)
Don't even ask what my fav T.V shows/cartoons/movies/songs/singers etc are or you'll never hear the end of me babbling.
The reason I'm called 'chips and ice-cream' is: a) all other names I wanted were taken (I tried about 10 different names) and b) they do taste nice together (TRY IT!!!)
I enjoy writing songs as well and might put some of them in my stories, so ask permission before using them.
I'm the WORST speller in the MULTIVERSE so if I spell a few things wrong (nearly spelt wrong as wronge) please tell me so I might spell it right next time.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being popular, copy this on your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have a crush on an anime character that not many people pay attention to copy this to your profile.
If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
FRIENDS: never ask anything to eat or drink
FRIENDS:Call your parents Mr. Mrs and grandma and grandpa by there last/first names
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail
FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night
FRIENDS: Never seen you cry
FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you
FRIENDS: Will say you can do better
FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying
FRIENDS: Will help you move
FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall
FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain
FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected
FRIENDS: Tell you that you look nice.
FRIENDS: Say "good luck" when you go get your ears pierced.
FRIENDS: Roll their eyes when you start rambling yet again about your boyfriend (the fourth time that night).
FRIENDS: Smile when you get obsessed with something.
FRIENDS: Say "see you later!"
FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number
FRIENDS: Forgive you.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing
FRIENDS: Tell jokes with you.
FRIENDS: Tell you that you're the most annoying thing on earth.
FRIENDS: Annoy you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell
FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend
FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house
FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline
FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover
FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them
FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend
FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick
FRIENDS: Will ignore this
-30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.
Fire and Ice
by Robert Frost
Some say the world will end in fire,
I'm Nobody Who Are You?
by Emily Dickinson
I'm nobody! Who are you?
How dreary to be somebody!
If you have a scary crush on a book anime or game character copy and post this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive . . . . . . . ...
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won’t say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing just to help you cry. A friend is someone who will do what is best for you, even when you don't want them to intervene for your personal safety. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, put this on your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that you have scared people with your obsession, place this on your profile.
If you believe that preps travel in packs, then place this on your profile
If you think that being unique is better than being cool, then put this on your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, put this on your profile.
If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, put this on your profile. (many times)
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you), put this on your profile.
If you are odd and proud of it, put this on your profile.
Monkay Feh'! If you are really random, put this on your profile. (absolutely)
If you have siblings that drive you crazy, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Tell me about it)
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you fell down a flight of stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have fallen UP a flight of stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tried opening a door by pushing it when it said "Pull" or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.
If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile. (all of them are)
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy and paste this on your profile.
My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy and paste this into your profile. (sugar)
If you have ever tried to stick your head out of the car window and collided with the glass, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.
You know you have been on the computer TOO long when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
16 THINGS I'M GOING TO DO AT WALMART
1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.
2.Set all the alarm clocks in Electronis to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice leading to the restroom .
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,"code 3' in housewares.
5.Go to service desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
6.Move a "CAUTION-WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area .
7.Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8.When a clerk asks if they can help you begin to cry and ask
9.Look write into the security camera&use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
10.While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11.Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission impossible"theme.
12.In the auto department,practice your "Madonna look''using different size funnels.
13.Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
14.When an announcement comes over the speaker,assume the fetal position and scream...
15.Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly,"There is no toilet paper in here!"
16.Get several bouncy balls and throw them down a aisle shouting"pikachu I choose you!"
IF YOU LAUGHED AT THIS REPOST ON YOUR PROFILE .YOU KNOW YOU DID SO POST IT OR ELSE
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.
-I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!
"Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Ford Prefect (the Hitchiker's guide to the Galaxy trilogy)
-Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!
Normal people worry me.
People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it.
If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.
If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile!
If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If someone has ever told you that you need a life and you told them "i have a life. it's anime/ video games/ manga/ internet/ or fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you have a wild imagination and it seems that no one appreciates it or doesn't have an imagination for squat, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have WAY too much time on your hands and your on fanfiction.net with that time, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever put something in the bin at your school canteen, turned around and walked into a wall but luckly no one saw you copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name. Chips and ice-cream (a strange experiance),
If you have ever caught your foot in a door and your shoe came off copy and paste this onto your profile.
I am that girl,
The one who likes books more than boys.
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy
The one who always wonders what she did wrong
The one who writes to escape
The one who just wants to help
The one that really wants to make a difference
The one that sticks to her values
The one that refuses to believe that this is it
The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow
The one who won't give in
The one won't give up
- by Ravenhearst, copy and paste if you can relate to this.
If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.
If you couldn't possibly survive without your type of music, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile
Do the Questionnaire, please don't look ahead! (This thing really works!)
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so scroll down
(don't cheat- -)
1. You are completely in love with this person
2. If you choose
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul-mate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laid-back person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday
FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost.
BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions
FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.
FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down.
BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because she tripped me.
FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me.
FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops.
BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they’re after me in the first place.
FRIENDS: Lets me make an idiot of myself in public.
BEST FRIENDS: Are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps you find your prince.
A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you
A good friend will offer you a soda.
A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.
A good friend will bail you out of jail.
A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend tells you she knows how you feel.
A best friend just sits down and cries
Boys are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up.
Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies)
If you frequently use words that your spell checker says don’t exist, put this in your profile.
If you think stereotypes are stupid, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you or your best friend (or both) are insane, copy this into your profile.
If you are stupid copy and paste this on your profile (STUPID Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand)
If you have an army of purple cats with rabies and with flame throwers at your command copy this onto your profile.
If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.
If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile. (I RELATE TO THIS!!!! :()!!!! )
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you are over the age of 12 and still watch nickelodeon, cartoon network, disney channel ect., and are proud of it, copy this into your profile.
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.
If you want to be the type of girl that makes the devil go "oh crap, she's up!" when your feet hit the floor in the morning, copy and paste this.
If you're obsessed with a character so much that you have dreams about meeting or fighting them, copy and paste this.
If you've ever pushed off a school project till the week before it was due and still got a good grade on it, copy and paste this
If you've ever laughed at your friend when they've done something stupid, copy and paste this.
If you've ever laughed and couldn't stop yourself from laughing for the next few minutes, copy and paste this.
If you hate it when those pretty sissy girls get all the attention and the tough girls are ignored copy and paste this onto your profile.
if when you are trying to publish a story it wont let you and you despise your computer until it does then when it does thank every god you can think of copy and paste this to your profile
If your pretty different from others copy this into your profile.
hee hee hee im so weird but my moto is weird is good strange is bad so im good
If fanfiction shut down and you would go insane because of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.
female come backs
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Man: "Haven't we met before?"
If you re-post this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
RE-POST THIS AS "female comebacks"
Rule number one for ANYONE!: If meet Nova (from SRMTHFG) DO NOT MAKE HER ANGRY!!!!!! You have been warned. If you agree to this then copy and paste this to your profile.
Rule number two for ANYONE! : Stealing is wrong...unless it's from pirates. :-) If you agree to this then copy and paste this to your profile.
if you think TMNT is one of the most awesome shows and movies on earth and would die of excitement on the spot if they came into your room right now and said hello just a simple hello copy and paste this to your profile!!!!!!
ONE DAY A DAD COMES HOME DRUNK AND MAD. HE PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE AND THEN TURNS
THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS THE TEACHER: How did that man get
THE TEACHER REPLIED: He never did.
THE LITTLE GIRL ARGUED: Yes he did when mommy
66 of u won't repost this. BUT REMEMBER THE BIBLE SAID, ''DENY JESUS IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS
One day, a black man walked into a bar. A white man stood up and said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen Sir... when I was born I was black, when I grew up I was black, when I’m sick I’m black, when I go out in the sun I’m black, when I’m cold I’ll be black, and when I die I’ll be black. But you sir, when you where born you were pink, when you grew up you were white, when you're sick you're green, when you go out in the sun you turn red, when you're cold you turn blue, and when you die you'll turn purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man sat back down and the white one walked away. If you hate racism post this on your profile
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me! I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart
this is this cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.
Girls Don't realize these things;
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with buttholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough guts to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
Joey ate my last stick of gum, so I killed him. Do you think I'm wrong?In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap".
(And that would be how?)
On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost".
(But, it's just a suggestion).
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought?...)
On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".
(And...I'm taking this because?)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only".
(As opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor:"Not to be used for the other use".
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts".
(Talk about a news flash!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".
Every day may not be good, but there's something good in every day
life is like a rainbow you need both sun and rain to make the colors appear
Be strong now because things will get better. It might be stormy now but it cant rain forever
life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, its about learning to dance in the rain
loved you once, love you still. always have, always will
When a boy is quiet ... millions of things are running in his mind.
When a boy is not arguing ... he is thinking deeply.
When a boy looks at u with eyes full of questions ... he is wondering how long you will be around.
When a boy answers 'I'm fine ' after a few seconds ... he is not at all fine.
When a boy stares at you ... he is wondering why you are lying.
When a boy lets you lay on his chest ... he is wishing for you to be his forever...
When a boy wants to see you everyday... he wants to be yours 4eva.
When a boy says ' I love you ' ... he means it.
When a boy says ' I miss you ' ... no one in this world can miss you more
Life only comes around once make sure u s pend it with the right person...
Find a Guy .. who calls you beautiful instead of hot...
who calls you back when you hang up on him...
Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep...
Wait for the guy who ...kisses your forehead...
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats...
Who holds your hand in front of his friends...
Who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you...
Who turns to his friends and says, ' That's her!!
Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
He gave her 12 roses, 11 real and 1 fake and said, "I will love you until the last rose dies."
-Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to
I want to be known as the girl who always smiles even when her heart is broken. And the one who could always brighten up your day, even if she couldn't brighten her own.
Let's play Truth or Dare...or just Dare because nobody tells the Truth anymore...
Sometimes when I say 'oh, I'm fine' I want someone to look me in the eyes and say 'tell the truth'
You asked what was wrong and I said NOTHING but then I turned around and whispered EVERYTHING
True friends are hard to find, Harder to leave, and Impossible to forget
It's hard to wait around for something you know might never happen, but it's harder to give up, especially if it's all you ever wanted
I don't miss you, I miss the person I thought you were
Best Friends are about killing each other over a bag of chips, and then when it's all over not saying sorry but saying "Ha Ha loser.
Just for once...I want someone to be afraid of losing me
Best friends. Were the ones who Practically live at eachother's houses, Stay up all night talking about absolutly nothing, Dance until were out of breath, Laugh at the stupidest things, and still find a reason to love each other, even though were complete idiots
This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyones nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teachers last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it.
15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut, no one knows she was raped at 13. People call another guy fat. No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight . People call an old man ugly. No one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war.People call a woman bald but they don't know she has cancer Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 95% of you won't do it
Isnt it funny that when you go to the shops with your friends you look down at the girl with black jeans and studs but smile at the girl wearing a mini with a tshirt that barely cover anything?
Isnt it funny you can change your music taste to impress a guy but when it comes to a girl who likes her own music and her own style, you give her a mouthful?
ISN'T IT FUNNY that a guy can get away with being a gangsta but the emo gets a mouthful from everyone? are you laughing?
Isnt it funny a emo can be quiet all through the week but gets more shit from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity?
ISN'T IT FUNNY that you dont mind your friends drinking, smoking but the minute someone mentions emo music you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts?
I'm not laughing.
ITS SO FUNNY that you and your friends can make a girls life hell and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting.
ISN'T IT FUNNY that you can call emos, punks, goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart.
HOW YOU CAN CALL A GIRL A POSER, HOW CAN YOU SAY "YOUR NOT EMO" OR "ATTENTION SEEKER" WITHOUT SPENDING A SECOND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THERE ARE CUTS ON HER WRISTS AND WHY SHE SPENDS HER LUNCHTIMES CRYING INSTEAD OF LAUGHING WITH HER FRIENDS? KEEP ON LAUGHING!
isnt it funny you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this persons life without knowing her situation with her friends or her family or her LIFE!
BRAVE ISNT GOING UP ON STAGE AND STRIPPING!
BRAVE IS NOT SAYING A SPEECH OR DUMPING YOUR BOYFRIEND!
BRAVE IS GOING TO SCHOOL ON MUFTI DAY AND NOT FOR A SECOND CARE WHAT THE WORLD AROUND YOU IS SAYING ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES. ITS LISTENING TO YOUR OWN MUSIC AND BEING PROUD OF IT!
ITS GOING THROUGH EVERY DAY WITH THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO YOUR FACE AND BEHIND YOUR BACK AND YOU STILL KEEP QUIET. ITS KNOWING WHAT YOUR "FRIENDS" ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU AND STILL CALLING THEM YOUR FRIENDS!
BRAVE IS KNOWING THAT TOMOROW ISNT A BRIGHT AND HAPPY FUTURE ITS ANOTHER DAY OF COMPLAINING AND DODGING RUMORS! KEEP ON LAUGHING.
if you agree put this on your profile and advise others to do the same
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint
What makes 100 percent? What does it mean to give MORE than 100 percent? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100 percent? We all have been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over one hundred percent. How about acheiving 103 percent? What makes up 100 percent in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions;
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
8118423151811= 98 percent
11141523125475= 96 percent
120209202145 =100 percent
2211212198920= 103 percent
and look how far this one will take you,
1191911919199147= 118 percent!
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while HARDWORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, its really the BULLSHIT and ASSKISSING that will put you over the top. (and this iz the truth)
There is no peace...
by Pamela Prentiss-Harrison
The night falls gentle upon the earth
but hard within the heart of a terror-filled child.
There is no peace this night
but a sentry-like awareness of
every noise, every movement
within the house.
A silent prayer is taken upon the wings
of the mourning dove
who waters the ground below with its tears
watching puddles form where each drop lands
forming a new ocean of sorrow.
There is no peace this night.
The tender child draws itself
into a tiny ball as if to disappear
... footsteps are heard in the hall
"please no" is whispered, "please go" is prayed
as the doorknob quietly turns.
There is no peace this night.
The dove soars higher, shaking sobs within its breast
penetrating clouds, gliding on wind
seeking its source
looking for the Light
knowing there will be no peace this night.
The shadow falls across
clenched fists, tousled curls,
drawn up limbs, eyes squeezed shut
against the scene about to unfold
scarcely breathing, knowing
there is no peace this night.
Feverishly winging toward
the rainbow of light and celestial destination,
the dove contracts and gasps with the pain
of its little charges' spirit
and delivers the message
To the being of Light & Beauty
who swoops down to grasp the hand of the child
and deliver its pain to another dimension
to be stored until the child is stronger
and able to face the reality of evil on the earth.
The angel cradles her charge,
gently rocking, while tears stream down her face...
mixing with the silent tears of the child.
The dove quietly sings its grievous song of mourning
for the lost innocence of this precious tot.
There is no peace this night.
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