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Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

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Hello! I live in a lovely leafy street in the most wonderful city, in my opinion, in the world. London. I am waaay too old for all of this, but I love everything Henry Cavill, Benedict Cumberbatch, Michael Fassbender, James McAvoy, Tom Hiddleston and my beloved Dr Jonathan Foyle, the most delicious architectural historian ever born, as well as all things Edward and BDSM! Forgive my waffling and rambling in my story and enjoy my blurbs!

My poor son is mortified by his mothers crap, but hey ho, it keeps me young and i have made the most amazing and wonderful friends via my story and i enjoy writing it, so i will keep doing so until i reach the end. I hope you enjoy my stories, I love writing them, and they is a bit out of the ordinary, being set in London rather than Seattle or Chicago, and the way that her inner voices torture her to the point of hysterical insanity. i like sarcasm, not spite and cruelty and its fun to see how others struggle to understand my ideas.

MY STORIES ARE UNIQUE, SO BE WARNED! THEY ARE ALL ALSO TERRIBLY ENGLISH, JUST LIKE ME, DARLINGS, AND THE HUMOUR DOESN'T ALWAYS TRANSLATE VERY WELL.

ISS IS NOW ONLY AVAILABLE ON TWCS UNDER MY NAME, KITTES1FFN.

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Mergers and Acquisitions by Touchstone67 reviews
When Edward pays for a night of harmless fun, he didn't expect to get the purchase of a lifetime. Will his nights in Seattle change his whole life in Chicago? Full length story for the second place winner in the Slash/Backslash Contest. Rated M, J/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 647,177 - Reviews: 5030 - Favs: 1,614 - Follows: 1,333 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Jasper, Edward
The Ripper by HeartOfDarkess reviews
Edward, a nomad vampire, alone for more than three centuries, comes upon his next prey in the form of talk back radio psychologist, Bella Swan.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 34 - Words: 110,123 - Reviews: 1168 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Raw and Rosy Revisited by tuesdaymidnight reviews
A collection of outtakes and extras from Raw and Rosy's Spanksper and Assward. Spank!Fic. AH/AU/OOC. Rated M. Contains mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,633 - Reviews: 1827 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 866 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Jasper, Edward
Last Tango in Forks by AwesomeSauce76 reviews
Bella Swan has spent a lifetime putting everyone else's needs before her own. Could a chance encounter with a mysterious stranger begin to change all of that? AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,639 - Reviews: 16098 - Favs: 8,631 - Follows: 5,658 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Secret Sex by erinbatt reviews
Edward and Bella have a little secret...or so they think. A friendship that evolves into a very sweet love story. If only anyone knew about it... AH / Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 366,052 - Reviews: 6052 - Favs: 4,684 - Follows: 3,487 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sparkly PeensTeenage Dreams: A Twilight Crackfic by HeartOfDarkess reviews
Bella eats nuts on a plane, and before long finds herself in a town where there are way too many goodlooking people. Twilight crackfic, short chapters. Rated M for madness. Nominated for several Tomato Soup Awards. A very OOC BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 40,237 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Bella, Edward
For the Love of a Hero by HeartOfDarkess reviews
Emmett loves Edward, the two of them best friends as well as brothers. Before Edward is sent overseas to work, they go out to celebrate. What happens when the two of them meet the beautiful barmaid, Bella Swan? Emmett/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,126 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Bad Boy Cullen by HeartOfDarkess reviews
Bella was a successful journalist, but was unlucky in love. She craved to meet a bad boy. Enter Edward Cullen, a mysterious, charismatic loner...a bad boy with a traumatic past. Winner of 4 Tomato Soup Awards Best Canon/Angst/Emmett/Rose.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 51 - Words: 299,714 - Reviews: 1233 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Complete
Tie Me Up In Tinsel by mandy52799 reviews
Edward always had it bad for sweet & innocent Bella, but avoided her due to his kinky nature. This Christmas could change it all when Bella surprises him with an extra special gift. Merry Christsmut! Winner of 24hr SMutmas challenge.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,490 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 45 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Man Behind The Mask by mandy52799 reviews
What would you do if the man of your dreams appeared in your apartment one night, only to disappear again. Bella does whatever it takes to find out, who is the man behind the mask? FAGE3some gift for Midnightlove87.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 15,824 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Bella - Complete
The Third Wife by nails233 reviews
In my world when a man says "I do," he says it a lot. In my world it is not uncommon for a man to have more than one wife. We are not your everyday polygamist's, we are new breed. AH/AU Don't like it,don't read it. NC-17 for a contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,118 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Bella, Edward
Isle of Enchantment by HeartOfDarkess reviews
Esme loves her family, but something is missing. Her familiar world finally comes crashing down when Renesmee and Jacob return from their honeymoon at Isle Esme with the news that they are expecting. ***WINNER OF HOPELESS ROMANTIC AWARD***
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 75,356 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Complete
The Education of Professor Cullen by sheviking reviews
College professor Edward Cullen is thoroughly annoyed by his student Ms. Swan. Everything about her bothers him, and he longs for the semester to be over. But what happens when he meets her one night when they aren't in school?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 172,427 - Reviews: 10308 - Favs: 9,153 - Follows: 6,928 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Subject: Edward Cullen, aka The Womanizer by ericastwilight reviews
Edward's family hire Bella Swan to break the heartbreaker's heart in hopes to have him see the error of his womanizing ways. But she falls hard, too, at the risk of breaking her own heart when the truth is revealed. EXB-AH-OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 328,966 - Reviews: 9412 - Favs: 8,122 - Follows: 5,675 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ride by kris salvador reviews
Bella wanted to fulfill a fantasy - to be groped inside a crowded train. She gets her wish and more, when a sex-starved ex-convict decides she's fair game. ALLHUMAN. Mature but with plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,524 - Reviews: 4316 - Favs: 6,532 - Follows: 3,939 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Redemption by Chicbetty reviews
Now that Bill's Punishment for what he did to Sookie has been seen to, can they find a way to start all over again? Takes place after the story 'Punishment'.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,865 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Bill C., Sookie S.
The New Girl Downstairs: A TNGUS Sideshot, Part II by AngryBadgerGirl reviews
Written for the Nashville Flood Relief charity. It's chapters 2-3 of The Naked Guy Upstairs in EPOV. AH, E/B, rated M cos it's my favorite letter of the alphabet and lemons are my favorite fruit.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,910 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 141 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Raw and Rosy by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Jasper Hale hates his high school rival Edward Cullen with a passion. What happens when Jasper discovers Edward's little secret? Spank!Fic. AH/AU/OOC. Rated M. Contains mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,100 - Reviews: 3534 - Favs: 2,206 - Follows: 1,370 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
The List by Jayeliwood reviews
Bella is 30 but where has her life really taken her?She's got a job,but no real life.No lover,no kids,nothing.Feelin lost & alone on her 30th bday she writes a list of things she's never done before but has always wanted to.Maybe life really begins at 30?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 184,669 - Reviews: 7561 - Favs: 3,345 - Follows: 1,572 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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EDWARD CULLEN - SUBMISSIVE TO DOMINANT - A JOURNEY reviews
WE'RE BACK... DESPITE THINKING THAT WE WERE DONE BECAUSE MY MUSE HAD PACKED IT'S BAG AND HEADED FOR THE COAST, WE'RE BACK FOR A WEE BIT MORE! Edward, Carlisle, Katy, Riley, Jacinta, Jacob and of course Bella, are back for a wee bit more. Now remember, this story is NOT for the faint of heart so if you are of a weak and sensitive disposition, wander away... PLEASE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 519,201 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Bella, Edward
SATISFYING BELLA reviews
Another outtake that isnt ISS or ECSTD, its what MIGHT have been, if they had changed their limits and not had a problem sharing one another...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,420 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Bella, Edward
FOR MY MASTER'S PLEASURE reviews
This ISN'T ISS - a journey. It is based on the same story but it is how I imagine their relationship should they have decided to have VERY different limits indeed! This is NOT for the feint of heart so if you are of a tender disposition, please walk away.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36,264 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 53 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Bella, Edward
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