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Author has written 86 stories for X-Men: Evolution, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Numb3rs, Criminal Minds, Labyrinth, Supernatural, Avatar: Last Airbender, NCIS, Sherlock, Sky High, Young Justice, Cal Leandros, Romeo & Juliet, Shakespeare, Merlin, Batman, Magnificent Seven, Calvin & Hobbes, Marvel, Avengers, Tangled, and Frozen.
NOTICE: To the Guest who reviewed "Another Round" and asked about "helping people get their stories out." Yes, I love to help. I am not registered as a Beta on this site, but I am perfectly happy to look over a story for spelling, grammar, and punctuation typos. If you would like help on content as well, I would be honored to help. Send me a PM.
Oh my gosh, Melodious Nocturne is so amazing! Look at what she's done for us! Indy and Ash everybody! Seriously, Nocturne is amazing. Everyone go check her out at the link below!
00-The-Melodious-Nocturne-00 has created fanart for Social Status! Check her out on Deviantart, 'cause she's amazing, and the drawings she's done for SS's Romy and Jonda are so cool.
More fanart! This time it's for RBH, and once again, Melodious has graced my humble story with pretty pictures. Check her out at the above link.
I believe in Jesus Christ as my Savior.
Indy is the creative being that lives inside my head. She is literally indigo-ey and I guess the best way to describe her would be to say she's slightly pixieish. She's got blue hair and and eyes and pale, death pale, skin. Her hobbies include fanfiction, reading, writing, and (her favorite hobby), terrorizing the Aussie. She, incidentally, is Cajun, and often speaks in third person. She's an obsessive Romy fan, and lately appears to be into Supernatural (because, as she says, "The boys are hot"). Indy is a mutant, apparently, with powers similar to the hexes thrown by TSW. They will do almost anything she wants them to, as far as we can tell.
Ash is Australian, the same age as Indy, and (in my personal opinion) enamoured of her. His hair is literally a dark purple-y red, and his eyes are chocolate brown. He's taller than Indy, who is about 5'2 inches tall, and shorter than me, who is about 5'6". He likes fire, and violence, and a multitude of fandoms. Ashy manipulates air, and bothers Indy.
X-Men is the main one. All of them. Shows, movies, comics, etc. I LOVE the X-Men.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer has slacked off a bit, but I still enjoy.
Other fandoms: Avatar: the Last Airbender, The Labyrinth, Phantom of the Opera, Criminal Minds, Numb3rs, Supernatural, NCIS, Sherlock/Sherlock Holmes, White Collar, Avengers/Thor/Ironman/Marvel, etc., Young Justice. And omijoss, Cal Leandros (I may be in love with this one.)
I don't really ship much in the crime drama shows. If I do, it's probably canon couples. Most of that -if and when I write it- will be team/family/friendship humor/drama stuff.
Labyrinth and Phantom of the Opera fanfiction will-mostly-probably all be based off of Pika-la-Cynique's fabulous fancomic, "Girls Next Door." It's fantastic, and incredibly inspiring. (If I could figure out how to link it, I would.)
I'm more likely to favorite authors than I am stories. If an author writes more than one story that I like a whole lot, I'll fave them, but not their stories. It seems redundant to do this, as I'll just go to their profile and read more stuff anyway.
ROMY is my X-Men OTP. Everyone else is all well and good, but Remy or Rogue pairings without Remy or Rogue, respectively, just make me want to throw things and scream a little. They belong together. End of discussion.
I like Pyro/Wanda and Kurt/Kitty a lot as well, and will probably never write any Evo pairing for John, Wanda, Kurt, and Kitty that isn't those two.
In Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Spuffy is my OTP and likely all I will write, although I do like the character of Dru quite a bit.
I like crack pairings. Just not with Romy and Spuffy. Everyone else is fair game.
(Many of the crossover couples in GND and "Roommates)
Canon couples in Avengers/Thor/Ironman/Marvel etc., except for:
Hawkeye/Black Widow because They. Are. Adorable.
and Loki/Darcy because it Tickles Me how perfectly cracky and yet believable it is.
If/when I'm shipping, it's Niko/Promise. And that's a big IF. I am not, however, totally adverse to crossover/crack pairings.
I like my Romy spicy, my J/S snarky, my Spuffy snappy, and all of them snoggy and sweet. :D
I appear to be building one. Slowly. Brick by brick, with long bouts of time in between layers. But it's happening.
The RBH 'verse in order of being written. They can all stand alone, but are probably more fun if RBH is read first.
Red and Black Harley
Of Katanas and the People Who Use Them
Of Fire and Other Shiny Stuff
Of High Priced Halls and Doors of Steel
Some notes about AU and AR as I define them:
AU: Alternate Universe. Used by me to denote a removal of characters from their universe, completely changing setting, (sometimes) backgrounds, and occasionally going OOC.
AR: Alternate Reality. Used by me to denote a change in canon events. Characters remain in their canon universe, but events do not necessarily proceed as dictated by canon. Put simply, AR is more significant Deviation from Canon than fanfiction already dictates, but not so much deviation that the characters are in a completely different world.
If I don’t make a note of either AU or AR, then it’s safe to assume that canon events either happened or are being rewritten without notice. This is most likely to occur with AR stories, as I generally mark AU pretty thoroughly. If anyone is confused, PM me and I’ll try to explain better.
Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke. Lynda Barry
No one can understand love who has not experienced infatuation. And no one can understand infatuation, no matter how many times he has experienced it. Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960 (I want this book. It sounds freakin' hilarious.)
Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. Robert Frost
Love is a game that two can play and both win. Eva Gabor
When you're attracted to someone it just means that your subconscious is attracted to their subconscious, subconsciously, so what we know as fate is two neuroses knowing that they're a perfect match. Sleepless in Seattle
What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. Pearl Bailey
We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love. Author Unknown
"Love isn't brains children, it's blood. Blood screamin' inside you to work it's will..." Spike, Buffy the Vampire Slayer (one of my personal favorite philosophers)
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? Author Unknown
Falling in love is so hard on the knees. Aerosmith
" Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves."
" A kiss can be a comma, a question mark or an exclamation point. That's basic spelling that every woman ought to know."
" People who throw kisses are mighty hopelessly lazy."
" I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth."
" A legal kiss is never as good as a stolen one."
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
- Oscar Levant
Control your life through insanity. (Cliff Burton)
I voluntarily inflicted a certain level of insanity on myself. (Jonathan Franzen)
Insanity - a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world. (R. D. Laing)
Insanity is knowing that what you're doing is completely idiotic, but still, somehow, you just can't stop it. Elizabeth Wurtzel
I like nonsense. It wakes up the brain cells. - Dr. Seuss
Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. - Phyllis Diller
The most successful people are those who are good at plan B. - James Yorke (This would be Spike, if he didn't bore so easily...)
"Some of us have issues, and we're mostly all insane." -Me
"Insomnia keeps me awake; coffee keeps me company." -Me
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