Itz All Good
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Joined 07-09-10, id: 2439943, Profile Updated: 04-01-11
Author has written 2 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Harry Potter.

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Itz All Good is a female. Her favorite color is green. She loves chocolate with a fiery, burning passion. She enjoys reading, both books and manga, and writing, (well duh,) and arithmetic. Actually, less arithmetic, more geometry and algebra and stuff. She plays the flute (though not extremely well,) and dances ballet (quite horribly. If you happen to know her personally, don't ever watch her dance. EVER. Mental scarring is unavoidable). However, despite her rather less-than-satisfactory skills in some things, she is fairly skilled in other things. Like math. And (some) writing. Her cousin, This Iz Pointless, is awesome sauce. She is a writer in her very soul. Go read her stories. Right. Now. One of Itz All Good's BFFs, ILoveGnomes, is new to the site. She is awesome sauce en fuego. That's right. Awesome sauce ON FIRE. She is one if the three people who inspired Itz All Good to write her first story. PM her and welcome her to the wonderful world of fanfiction! Itz All Good is also looking for a good abbreviation for her user name, because writing out "Itz All Good" at the bottom of everything is really, really annoying. Feel free to PM her with a suggestion! :D

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Hellooooooooooo!

Welcome back, folks. I now have second story posted, and guess what? It isn't Naruto either!! Wh-hoo!!!! Yeah, yeah, you probably all dislike me right now (cough TIP cough) but hey, I like the awkward story that I just posted, so don't get mad. Anyway, read and laugh, for it is Harry Potter parody, and HPP is love.

And now, the ever important section of things stolen from other people's profiles. Enjoy!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nickname 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breath anymore. Copy & paste this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance that you thought impossible to choke on), copy & past this in your profile.

If you're obsessed with fanfiction, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you wished Anime Guys existed in the real world, Copy and Paste this onto your profile

If Edward Cullen said it was uncool to breath, 98% of teenage girls would die. Copy & paste this into your profile if you are one of the 2% who would be laughing your ass off.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are never too old to be young at heart, copy and paste this into your profile.

99% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber on top of a skyscraper about to jump. If you are that 1% sitting there with popcorn and 3D glasses screaming "DO A BACKFLIP" paste this onto your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the ever growing list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil genius of the C.O.C.A., Invader Miley Phantom,dAnnYsGiRl777, Bloody Salvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, -xIxHEARTxEDWARDx-, sakurabloom1124, AzarathianWarrior, WolfofDoom, Mizu-Kitsune10, LittleCherrySakura, animeotaku4lyf,oXo-yellow-rose-violinist-oXo, uchiha.sakachi, Itz All Good

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

This is this cat. This is is cat. This is how cat. This is to cat. This is keep cat. This is an cat. This is idiot cat. This is busy cat. This is for cat. This is forty cat. This is seconds cat. Now go back and read the third word in each sentence from the top. Pass it on.

If you've ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're one of the 8 who would be watching and laughing and add ur name to this list. XxcrimsonxgothicxtidexX, kunoichixakura,cherryblossom429, Itz All Good

98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you threaten inanimate objects, copy and paste this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you are crazied and pround of it copy and paste this onto your profile.!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have a tendency to talk to your self, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. (Years ago, he did get a spoonful ONCE...)

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever talked about something that you're hooked on non-stop with someone who doesn't know what the hell your talking about then copy this onto your profile.

If you talk to animals copy this onto your profile.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you know (a) video game character(s) or video game weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else (alot), copy this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you are a perfectionist, who still manages to post chapters with over a thousand mistakes in them, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Vampiress19, PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld,Roxxi-and-Ali, Dragonrider47,Eeveegirlsakura, xXxyellow-rose-violinistxXx Itz All Good

If you love Sasuke and Sakura fics paste this onto your page(it rules!)

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you are against animal testing, then shout it loud, dammit!

I want Child Abuse to stop and if you do too, copy and paste this into your profile..

30 of kids go to college. the other 70 either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are one of the 30 that KNOW that your going to college put this on your profile and add your name to the list. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Gaara's-pandachan101, Evilfangirl, Feareth the Kitty,Monko25, leafninja345435, Tsukiko The Librarian, Erendhyl,selena11anuri, koolbrunette06,xXxyellow-rose-violinistxXx, uchiha.sakachi Itz All Good

If you are not gay/lesbian and you still think that homophobia is something that closed-minded pathetic idiots who are afriad of anything different from them have, then spread the word!

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.(all the time)

If you don't fit the description of the non-existent word of 'normal', then put this into your profile right now!!

If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you think that i'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

If you believe that the government should make levees and not war, copy & paste this in your profile.

Friends or best friends

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink

BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa

BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAM we really messed up

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number

BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS:Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS:Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS:Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS:Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough

BESTFRIENDS:Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste"

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BESTFRIENDS:Will repost this shit

Friends will ask why you are crying, but best friends already have a shovel ready to bury the asshole that made you cry.

She's my best friend. Break her heart, and I'll break your face!

If you agree, copy into profile please!

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.

when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.

"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.

You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.

You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.

You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.

Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

. . . Furbies

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.

Michael Jordan was a king.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.

You collected those Beanie Babies.
Carebears
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.

You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.



Bold everything you are... stop the stereotypes!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WRITE FANFICTION so I MUST have no life.
I WRITE FANFICTION so I MUST be a girl.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.(riiiiggghhhtt...)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, secilmis yazar, Holly Marie Fowl, Missy Werecat, Liza Taylor, toadflame, Leaf-Drifting-On-Wind, She-Who-Has-A-Very-Long-Name, Karm Starkiller, Dithinus, Itz All Good

^..._...^ This is Bob. Bob has a mustache. Help Bob achieve worldwide fame! Copy and paste him onto your profile!

I saw this on a fellow author's page and just couldn't resist. It is SO true.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(This section is courtesy of TheBlueFoxtrot A Samba)

To err is human... but to utterly foul things up requires a computer.
To be or not to be... technically that's not really a question.
Batteries are the most melodramatic inamimate object. They don't just run out... THEY DIE!

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Not just scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear up that dried up pulp in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you. Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock!

-Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dyslexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!
I'm not in denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.

OMGIT'SALINEBREAK!!!!!!!

Choose your friends by their character and your socks by their color. Choosing your socks by their character makes no sense, and choosing your friends by their color is unthinkable.
--Anon

Cynicism is not realistic and tough. It's unrealistic and kind of cowardly because it means you don't have to try.
--Peggy Noonan

Those who say nothing's impossible have never tried to slam a revolving door.

I became insane, with long periods of horrible sanity.
--Edgar Allen Poe

Crazy people who are productive are geniuses. Crazy people who are rich are eccentric. Crazy people who are neither productive nor rich are just plain crazy.
--Michael J. Gelb

Some people never go crazy. What truly HORRIBLE lives they must live.
--Charles Bukowski

I'm weird. Get used to it of GTFO.

--Anika, mi amiga.

In the beginning, the Lord created chocolate, and he saw that it was good. Then he separated the light from the dark, and it was better.

--Tabea, una otra amiga

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

--Oscar Wilde

I’m out of my sticky notepads of death!

--Miroku

Give me COFFEE and nobody DIES.

--Anonymous

You are not a beautiful, unique snowflake. You are the same decaying matter as everyone else.

--Ed Icon

Two weird people sitting weirdly explaining weird bits of deduction was, Misora worried, a scene of overwhelming weirdosity.

--Naomi Misora

Something's wrong when you regret things that haven't happened yet.

--1940, by The Submarines

Dear Gravity, you held me down in this starless city.

--Tiffany Blews, by Fall Out Boy

Aaaand it's another line break...

WISE THOUGHTS

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Life is sexually transmitted.

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection make him
a sandwich.

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet
and they won't bother you for weeks.

Some people are like Slinkies... not really good for anything, but you still can't
help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs...

Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut
saves you thirty cents?

WOMEN'S VOCABULARY

Fine - This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.

Five Minutes - This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.

Nothing - This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine".

Go Ahead - (With Raised Eyebrows!) This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine".

Go Ahead - (Normal Eyebrows) This means "I give up" or "Do what you want because I don't care". You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

Loud Sigh- This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

Soft Sighs- Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.

That's Okay - This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow".

Please Do - This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay".

Thanks - A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say "You're welcome".

Thanks A Lot - This is much different from "Thanks". A woman will say "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh". Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh" as she will only tell you "Nothing"

Ways to maintain a healthy leval of insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso .

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives,They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner."Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!!

Annoying things to do in an elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

Sakura: Do I ever cross your mind?

Sasuke: No

Sakura: Do you like me?
Sasuke: Not really
Sakura: Do you want me?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Would you cry if I left?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Would you live for me?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Would you do anything for me?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Choose--me or your life?
Sasuke: My life
Sakura runs away in shock and pain and Sasuke runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

RIP We shall remember.

Say No to Prop 8!! (for those of you who don't know, it's against gay marriage)
1) Being gay is not natural.
And real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning, tattoos, piercings and silicon breasts...
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay.
In the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behav​ior.
People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. Lamps are next.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all;
Hence why women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed;
And we can’t let the sanctity of Britney Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children.
So therefore, gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our population isn’t out of control, our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children,
Since, of course, straight parents only raise straight child​ren.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion.
In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home.
Which is exactly why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms.
Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
Re-post this if you believe love makes a marriage.

You know you are addicted to anime if...

you walk into a store/library and they tell you they have a new shipment of manga/anime in the back set aside for you.

if normal people have no idea what your talking about half the time.

if you get in a fight with someone and you start flashing handsigns

if you turn down 10 dollars because it isnt in gold

if you beat random people in the head with gitar hoping a robot will come out.

if you create a clan and more than 5 people are in it.

if you have a myspace/facebook/etc and the profile picture is anime

if you give people nicknames such as baka or panda-kun

if you add a surname at the end of everyones name

if you give anime names to your pets

if you have an anime nickname and will not respond to your real name

if you believe that you are a powerful demon

if you call all non-anime fans pathetic nengin

if you think flamers are random english teachers in skimpy outfits with nothing better to do.

if you wear a paper plate because you couldnt find your cosplay mask and no one must see your real face.

if all of these comply to you (guilty 100)

if you cry when a fanfic ends or a character dies

if you have a nose bleed whenever turned on

if you think glomps are normal hugs

if you randomly speak japanese and english together, and your friends understand you,

if you scream "O MY GOD! LOOK ITS A THUNDERSTORM!" and you and your friends go to get your metal suits because of a fanfic you read about being hit by lightning and going to the land of Naruto.

if you are still reading this and nod at every one you see copy and post this on your page


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Boys Like You by those other things reviews
He's the poster boy for the delinquents, and she's the valedictorian for her year. They end up in calculus together, and the rest is history. [High school AU]
Zootopia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,389 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 7/31 - Published: 4/6 - Judy H., Nick W.
Impulse by Avelyst reviews
After a cold, snowy night in Marinette's room, the last thing either hero expects are the new discoveries that follow. Things can only get more complicated from here.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,311 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 1/19 - Marinette Dupain-Cheng/Ladybug, Adrien/ Chat Noir
Lucky Us by Princess Kitty1 reviews
-AU- Marinette Dupain-Cheng's life isn't going as planned: twenty-six, recently dumped, and running her parents' bakery. The highlights of her day are the emails sent by her mysterious pen pal, Chat Noir. That is, until handsome model Adrien Agreste starts swinging by the bakery after hours. But how is he to know the Ladybug he loves is standing right in front of him?
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,479 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 3/4 - [Marinette Dupain-Cheng/Ladybug, Adrien/ Chat Noir]
Some Things are Simply Meant to Be by ZanyZ reviews
based off the Soulmate AU by raydrawlings.! Sometimes the universe just comes together and everything seems to fall into place. CONTAINS NO ORIGIN SPOILERS!
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,103 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 5/24 - Published: 2/27
An Uncommon Witness by Mangaka-chan reviews
Duck lived a quiet life until she witnessed a mob murder. Now caught up in a tale involving a persistent detective, a dangerous mobster, and a beautiful actress, will she ever return to her quiet life again? Or will the mob catch up to her first? An AU set in the the Roaring Twenties.
Princess Tutu - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 23 - Words: 147,912 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 5/23 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Ahiru, Fakir, Mytho, Rue - Complete
Switched by LadyNoirShipping reviews
Ladybug and Chat Noir switch bodies due to an akuma attack. Reluctantly having to reveal their identities to each other, the duo now must live each other's lives as they try to find a way to switch back. The switch may not be all that bad though as they learn more about each other than they ever would have before.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,281 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 2/27 - [Marinette Dupain-Cheng/Ladybug, Adrien/ Chat Noir]
Cause I've been Thinking by those other things reviews
"He'd almost choked on his tongue because the last person to tell him "I love you" was his mom, and that was when he was 18." A slice-of-life fic, served up hot. And with blueberries. (Beware, lots of laughing and fluff!)
Zootopia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,610 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 1,343 - Follows: 363 - Published: 3/12 - Judy H., Nick W. - Complete
Oleanders & Belladonnas by Underworld Angel reviews
(inspired by lovelyblogtime's tumblr prompt/post) Women all over Paris have been falling into a coma-like sleep, the perpetrator unknown and its latest victim was near their school. Can Ladybug and Chat Noir figure out who's behind this epidemic? Or has this new villain set its sights on sweet Marinette?
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 94,964 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 10/31/2015 - Marinette Dupain-Cheng/Ladybug, Adrien/ Chat Noir - Complete
Fee Fye Foe Fum by smart-blonde-the-oxymoron reviews
Demons are soulless creatures that feast on the souls of others. It makes sense that a demon couldn't love, right? Wrong. Every demon has a 'soul mate' and Sebastian's just found his. Let's just say... a stubborn human wasn't exactly what he had expected. Sebastian x OC
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 286,925 - Reviews: 2703 - Favs: 2,022 - Follows: 1,251 - Updated: 12/27/2015 - Published: 12/26/2010 - [Sebastian M., OC] - Complete
Secret Santa by TheLastPilot reviews
Adrien and Marinette draw each others names in their classes secret santa and do their best to get the perfect gift.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,542 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 1,890 - Follows: 1,010 - Updated: 12/23/2015 - Published: 12/1/2015 - Marinette Dupain-Cheng/Ladybug, Adrien/ Chat Noir - Complete
The Ghost and Molly Hooper by Doctor WTF reviews
When Molly moves back to London she finds the most beautiful flat up for rent. Too bad the previous occupant isn't ready to leave it yet. -AU-
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,769 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 928 - Updated: 10/31/2015 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Molly Hooper
Cas Bakes Dean a Pie by pleasedonttalktome reviews
Dean is watching a show about pies. Little does he know Cas baked him one?
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 909 - Favs: 1,523 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 8/11/2015 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
When the Moon Fell in Love with the Sun by Mejhiren reviews
"It's something out of an old tale: a golden young man in a white bearskin, striking strange bargains with desperate souls on the cruelest night of winter." AU fic, based on the fairy tale "East of the Sun & West of the Moon." Peeta Mellark, winner of the 74th Hunger Games, returns from his Victory Tour to make the starving Everdeens an offer they can't refuse.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 296,837 - Reviews: 3202 - Favs: 3,388 - Follows: 4,245 - Updated: 6/11/2015 - Published: 8/17/2012 - [Katniss E., Peeta M.]
Quietus by AngeLhearteD reviews
When first he laid eyes upon her, he thought her the very personification of spring. He watches, from the depths of shadow; waiting to steal her away from the land of the living. Waiting to make her Queen of the Dead. Hades/Persephone retold. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 568,649 - Reviews: 7639 - Favs: 3,192 - Follows: 3,082 - Updated: 1/15/2015 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Science of Perception by Tallulah99 reviews
Two years after the fall, Sherlock has come home to a new complication in his well-ordered existence - the shy pathologist he once trusted with his life. Can he now trust her with his heart, or is she simply a problem that needs solving? In the meantime, a rash of seemingly unrelated murders has followed him home. Who is behind them and why? Blatant Sherlolly. Rating changed to M.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 138,505 - Reviews: 1013 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 820 - Updated: 11/9/2014 - Published: 9/16/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
A Marriage of Convenience by Tigers and Dragons reviews
"Hi, how are you? Will you marry me so my sons won't have pink hair?" AU. SasukexSakura with a side of NarutoxHinata, NejixTenten and Ino and someone.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,720 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
La Verità Dolce by Sonnie reviews
Tenten convinces Baroque painting master Shikamaru to accept her as his newest apprentice. Unfortunately, this involves pretending to be a man. Will handsome, clever Lord Hyuuga find out the truth?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 142,589 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Tenten, Neji H.
Ren's Birthday by Bloody Rose021 reviews
Ren and Kyoko end up working together for a(n) (in)famous photographer's latest project. Concerned, Ren makes the decision to keep Kyoko safe from any untoward advances from the director. Unfortunately, once he understands Ren's intent, the sadistic director decides to make use of Ren's feelings to create emotional scenes that are as realistic as possible. Both on and off-camera.
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 99,415 - Reviews: 1527 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 1,033 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Kyoko M., Ren
Hot Chocolate, Zambonis, and Ice Skates by The Girl Who Flys reviews
Being an assistant manager at an ice rink is easy. Stumbling through a new relationship is like skating on thin ice. But Anna's definitely more than worth it. Kristoff can only hope that he is, too. Kristanna. Modern AU.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,864 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 1/10/2014 - [Anna, Kristoff B.]
persuasion by the blanket reviews
AU. Non-massacre. SasuSaku. It was, Sakura rather thought now, those two last words—"even me"—that had sent her feet walking out of the room without her even realizing it. Was he so promiscuous? More importantly, was she really so undesirable?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,837 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
I Am What I Am by PiellaGibson reviews
Molly and Sherlock go undercover as a married couple, to bring down Set Carter, a leading drugs lord with a secret society that could be the key to his downfall. The pair, along with John and Mary, are tested physically, morally and emotionally. Will they all realise what it means to be the people they are with the careers they have? Will romance blossom?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,622 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 7/6/2014 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper
While All The Vultures Feed by RationallyParanoid reviews
AU: A story about homicide detectives, grouchy tattoo artists, intrusive co-workers, and really bad coffee. Rating subject to change. UNDER RECONSTRUCTION
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,713 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Petra R., Levi
Sparks Fly, Tires Skid by orchidvines reviews
Elizabeth and Darcy meet at the scene of a car crash. They do not politely exchange insurance information. Modern AU. Completed.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 86,583 - Reviews: 1599 - Favs: 2,211 - Follows: 1,050 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Songs of Ice and Snow by thefireplanet reviews
There are burdens to being queen that have nothing to do with a curse. There are duties expected of the princess that have nothing to do with being a sister. And the course of true love never did run smooth.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 139,041 - Reviews: 1025 - Favs: 1,189 - Follows: 1,285 - Updated: 5/14/2014 - Published: 11/23/2013 - Anna, Kristoff B., Elsa, Hans - Complete
Push, Fall by Nerro reviews
We hope, we fight, we struggle, and yet life demands our suffering. LeviPetra
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,747 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 10/4/2013 - Levi, Petra R.
50 Things That Tony Stark Is Not Allowed To Do by SilverHeart09 reviews
Pepper writes a list of all the things that Tony Stark isn't allowed to do. He finds it, hilarity ensues.
Ironman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,391 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 4/18/2014 - Published: 12/13/2009 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper
where we land by ohwhatsherface reviews
Rivetra Anthology. 33. Petra decides to keep her surname.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 24,902 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Petra R., Levi
Her Soldier (Rivetra AU) by TakeruDream reviews
*Complete* Petra is a barista who has lost her way and is struggling to figure her life out. Levi is training in a program designed for future soldiers with the most promising skill sets. Petra refers to him as "her soldier" subconsciously because even though he comes into the cafe everyday she doesn't know his name.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,908 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Petra R., Levi - Complete
Enchanting by Holly-Batali reviews
College AU. She saw him at a glance across campus; somehow it escalated from there to tutoring, coffee, pizza and autopsies (though not necessarily in that order). Rivetra (LevixPetra).
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,710 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Petra R., Levi - Complete
Domina Esques by Shu of the Wind reviews
Or, The Lady Knight. At sixteen, Lizzy Middleford has been on a tour of the continent for a year. Now, she's a different, sharper person than before...and she's determined to take her place at Ciel's side, whether he likes it or not. All hail the Queen's Paladin. Eventual CielLizzy. Cover art by cielking-art on Tumblr. COMPLETE, with sequel upcoming. May be expanded.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 236,237 - Reviews: 1328 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 2/5/2014 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Ciel P., Elizabeth M. - Complete
Into The Darkness by Nina542 reviews
When Anna decides to pay a surprise visit to Kristoff at the end of the ice harvesting season, what would have been an easy trip to Lake Amstel goes horribly wrong when she and her companion are attacked. Now up against bandits, hungry carnivores and the growing darkness, Kristoff must find his princess - dead or alive. COMPLETE
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,118 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 11/9/2013 - [Anna, Kristoff B.] - Complete
Embers by Vathara reviews
Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 91 - Words: 757,722 - Reviews: 8356 - Favs: 5,384 - Follows: 3,167 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
Frozen: The Snow Queen by Halm Vendrella reviews
Living for so long in fear of her powers, Elsa never quite realized that the most difficult part of being the Snow Queen might not always be the "snow" part. A story of magic and mystery... of desire and responsibility... of love and family.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,198 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 12/17/2013 - [Anna, Kristoff B.] Elsa - Complete
Daddy's Little Girl by Armygirl0604 reviews
Dean's daughter is just like him, even when she's not. And if she gets her heart broken or falls apart a few times along the way, well, that's just the Winchester way, isn't it?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,628 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Dean W., Sam W., Kevin T.
The Fruits Basket Chatroom Story by CharlieBrownLover21 reviews
What do you get when you put all of the Sohma's on the Internet together? One totally crazy chatroom that ends up in a freaking insane story!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 119,868 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 6/25/2009
Vows of discretion by conchepcion reviews
Molly is engaged to Michael. Everything seems fine. Unfortunately according to the papers she's married to a Mr Sherlock Holmes. The same Sherlock who refuses to sign the divorce papers and wants her to prove why Michael is worthy the part. Nominated for Best Romance and Humor SAMFAS 2013.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,947 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Everto by Rayneken reviews
Hinata meets Naruto, falls in love, and then finds out he's a demon. Because just when you think everything is going perfectly is when it always manages to mess up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 92,801 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Stereotyping Uchiha's by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ /AU/ Without a defined relationship, they were just one too many shades of grey.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,478 - Reviews: 1691 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 774 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Ideal Boyfriend by XxSeriouslyJadedxX reviews
[Sasusaku][AU][High School] Uchiha Sasuke is the ideal boyfriend. He's everything a woman would want,except he doesn't care about women at all. Haruno Sakura is staying at the Uchihas for the school semester. Will he change his mind about women in the end? [RE-EDITING][ON HOLD]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 54,202 - Reviews: 3454 - Favs: 1,811 - Follows: 1,678 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Bad Behaviour by Seynee reviews
In which Sasuke tries to be a casanova, and Sakura is just Sakura. What's your excuse for bad behaviour? — Sasuke, Sakura. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 99,892 - Reviews: 2751 - Favs: 1,729 - Follows: 932 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
How to Kill Me by WitchyGirl99 reviews
Kagome's a demon slayer buying her way out of a life she never wanted. When a half-demon appears and begs to join her she's wary, even as feelings and lust bring them together. But Inuyasha has a plan and it's one Kagome doesn't come out of alive. InuKag.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 41 - Words: 244,237 - Reviews: 1213 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Meddling by The Girl Who Flys reviews
Molly's taste in men has never been that great. Lucky for her, Sherlock can always spot what's wrong before she does.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,177 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Ordinary to a Fault by Fox's Rose reviews
Being in the same class with two Host Club members isn't very easy, espeially when one of them always talking to you, wanting you to come with them. This is my life at Ouran, with my sisters, my father and a new family, oh and a maybe a boyfriend. Mori/OC
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 106,095 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Mori/Takashi M., OC
Echo by FlandersMare reviews
'She didn't want to go, didn't want to venture out there, didn't want to go find this 3rd year that had been shackled with her.' New school, new faces, new opportunity to blend into the back ground noise. Nice try, sweetheart. OC.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,488 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Mori/Takashi M.
The Missing Eyes by Robin Purdy reviews
After the fall. Sherlock's life in hiding, with Molly as his only key to the outside world. He is bored, obviously, and so takes the first case he can, undercover. Also has to fight his growing feelings for Molly. This story, unless I change my mind, is now permanently discontinued. I apologize.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,962 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper
Indecent Proposals by ohwhatsherface reviews
Anthology. SasuSaku. Because Sasuke Uchiha is always in a league of his own.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,946 - Reviews: 1421 - Favs: 1,717 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fangirls and Handcuffs by xElementFivex reviews
Drabbles. L gives up sweets, Near learns about fanfiction, Matt and Mello get into some trouble, and Light learns about the implications of handcuffs.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 9,260 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 10/25/2009
Drops of Mercury by sarsaparillia reviews
Or, that time two rich kids tried running away together and accidentally fell in love. — Sasuke/Sakura; 46/5o.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 95,293 - Reviews: 1083 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Butterflies and Hurricanes by KaryInTheSky reviews
Year six begins for Rose Weasley. Everything is so ordinary, except maybe for...those anonymous, disturbing and imprudently attractive notes she's been receiving. Is she crazy for feeling that drawn towards the mystifying sender?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 110,779 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Little Piece of Heaven by Leanne Ash reviews
SasuSaku: "I don't do it because I think you're weak! I do it because—! Because I… just… Never mind." Years later it finally happened. Unfortunately, she just didn't care anymore. A story of love and irony, where one is oblivious… and the other is Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 72,634 - Reviews: 3707 - Favs: 3,991 - Follows: 2,330 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Do Not Go Gentle by Dracoisalooker76 reviews
"We call it the arena. It's where you go to die." Modern Day AU. Everlark
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 62,824 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
What Happened Before by MoonMargaret reviews
Magic is legal and, just as it seemed that a time of peace was to settle in Camelot, Arthur receives a mysterious summons that he cannot refuse. Leaving Camelot in the care of his queen and his knights, he and Merlin leave, facing foes old and new.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 121,805 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Perfect Suitor by Aelan Greenleaf reviews
She bursts through the door of the flat, her face flushed and her eyes wide, in a complete state of panic. "You have to hide!" - Molly's mother comes for an unexpected visit. Sherlock comes up with an inventive way to explain his presence. (Post-TRF)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,291 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 794 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper
Avengers Adventures in Babysitting by ninjanervana reviews
The Avengers are taking turns babysitting Thor and Jane's son. Let's see how they all take to the littlest Avenger. Fluff chapters featuring the whole gang. Clint/Natasha, Thor/Jane, Tony/Pepper
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,972 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
some assembly required by runawaygoddess reviews
When friends suck, complete strangers are always the people to turn to. Unless they might be axe murderers. In which case, it's probably best not to move in with them. Unless you're desperate. Which she is.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 79,219 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Freudian by Fabulist reviews
*AU* Flynn Rider's terms of parole include going to therapy, and they don't expressly forbid hanging around with that one awkward graffiti girl.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,439 - Reviews: 1178 - Favs: 1,572 - Follows: 1,399 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Flynn R., Rapunzel
The Full House by Emcee Frodis reviews
When Sherlock asked Molly to help him, she never thought she'd be given a more difficult task. Until what he asked for next. HUGE SPOILERS for Series Two.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 137,038 - Reviews: 1995 - Favs: 1,717 - Follows: 810 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
100 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do in Middleearth by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Everything you shouldn't do if you want to survive in Middle-earth...yet the Fellowship and friends are going to do it all anyways. After all, where's the fun in war without a little chaos? Oh dear...It looks like Sauron will have a lot on his plate.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,819 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Aragorn, Sauron - Complete
Hooded Lies by smos reviews
AU. SasuSaku. In a desperate attempt to escape an unwanted marriage, poor peasant Sakura Haruno marries a convict bound for the gallows...not knowing that she just married the prince of their land. The scandalous prince that is.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,738 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 1,027 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
How Uchiha Sasuke Romanced Haruno Sakura by Nakoujou reviews
"Otousan? Romantic? PFFFF," Sousuke spat in disbelief. "You're as romantic as a hippo," added Kimiko dryly. "So Otouchan is a hippo?" Kenji quipped. Uchiha Sasuke smirked. It was about time his kids learned how he romanced their mother, Haruno Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 177,734 - Reviews: 1075 - Favs: 1,188 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
ePiKk FaLe by myfavoriteloser reviews
"Because Pig," I said calmly, "I accidentally told Uchiha Sasuke, AKA my BOSS that I think he's gay to his face and now he's out to reap my immortal soul." "...Yeah, I get THAT part, but why do you have to hide out in MY house?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,112 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Thoughts and Writings of Haruno Sakura by WardenCommanderTabris reviews
Man, what I would give to be a kid again. No complications, no drama, and none of this real world crap. drabbles/oneshots.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Sakura H.
The Pirate and The Doctor by Petra Todd reviews
Sherlock Holmes, a very unusual sort of pirate, needs help from a famous physician named Dr. Hooper. Adventure and romance follow, and lots of familiar faces. COMPLETE
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 99,162 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
The Taming of the Shrew by setlib reviews
Zuko and Katara are seniors in high school. He teases her, then ignores her. She despises him. But when Zuko's father kicks him out of the house and he has to move in with his hippie Uncle Iroh, he begins to see Katara in a new light. AU Zutara/Blutara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 75,756 - Reviews: 843 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Teeth in the Grass by Mrs.Monster reviews
Too much wine, boredom and broken glass lead to an interesting shift in Molly's relationship with Sherlock. Well, I say relationship…
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,584 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H. - Complete
The Heart Within by Sulova reviews
Four years later, Fakir makes one more attempt to write Ahiru's story. The results are unexpected. His choice draws both of them into battle against an unknown force that will ultimately show them the true nature of the heart within.
Princess Tutu - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,364 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Ahiru, Fakir
Take a Look at Me Now by Emcee Frodis reviews
Set between Chapters 30-31 of "The Full House". Sherlock is not taking his break-up with Molly well, much to the consternation of his flatmate. Sherlock/Molly, John/Mary
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Maybe I Should Have Seen it Coming by YoungAndLiving reviews
Yes, I do know that I'm a Weasley. I also know for a fact I am just like my mother, a Granger. So explain to me why my face is far to incredibly close to this blond haired Slytherin, whose surname just might happen to be Malfoy? Oh yes. I remember. Albus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,160 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
It happened one night by conchepcion reviews
"When did it start? Oh, I suppose it had to be the moment Jim from IT, the friendly commentator on my blog was suddenly revealed to be gay as a biscuit. It sort of comforts me that he ended up not fancying Sherlock, but wanted to blow him up instead."
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,451 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
The Unexpected Rose by theravenclawchaser reviews
Rose begins her 6th year of Hogwarts feeling that her life is perfect, but then an encounter with a certain blonde haired Slytherin changes her life forever. Story is much better than summary. Rated T because I'm super cautious. Read and review please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 103,077 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Mihael Keehl's Incredibly No Good, Very Bad Year by xElementFivex reviews
Mello's diary. His thoughts on everything from Near's undying hatred to Matt's potential case of rabies. Life isn't any easier just because you're a hot, leather wearing genius.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,489 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Mello
Hello Again by the birds were flown reviews
Peter falls and Wendy isn't there to catch him. He forgets all and so does she. But will one more 'hello' make the other remember? 'Coz you know, even Peter and Wendy deserve their happy ending. 2003movieverse. PxW
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,046 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Peter Pan, Wendy D.
Day out with Benedict Cumberbatch by Detective In Training reviews
What do you do when the unexpected happens? When you get to spend the day with the person you adore most in the world? But what if this person has other plans?
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 1455 - Favs: 2,105 - Follows: 198 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Complete
Grow Together by Miss Scarlett 05 reviews
Pre-epilogue Mockingjay. How Katniss and Peeta slowly pick up the pieces and begin again. My version of a fourth book for the Hunger Games series. Secret toastings, lots of plotting, crass drunk Haymitch and even a cake scene.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 93,243 - Reviews: 1816 - Favs: 3,662 - Follows: 1,497 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Laying Claim by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. An ancient law in Konoha permits people from prominent clans to buy people who aren't from clans at all. Unfortunately, Sakura just refused to believe it until her mentor confirmed that, yes, she was now owned by Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,610 - Reviews: 3404 - Favs: 4,462 - Follows: 2,572 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
What Goes Around by MoonMargaret reviews
Everyone expects Merlin's secret to come out in the heat of battle or saving Camelot.What if it happens on the most normal of days?And what if that makes it worse than it ever could've been? Set after 4x13 in a time of love, loss, & always laughter.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 112,058 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Unexpected by forthright reviews
AU. Kagome is the principal of an elementary school. Inuyasha is a janitor. A story told in bits and pieces.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 108,377 - Reviews: 3142 - Favs: 1,243 - Follows: 1,067 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Bring It On Home by thecouchcarrot reviews
Multi-chapter Dean/Cas AU. Dean the Sales Rep just moved into the neighborhood, and his neighbor is a definitely crazy shut-in. Ch. 30: "I'm not lovely. Knitted tea cozies are lovely." Now complete.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 43,626 - Reviews: 1594 - Favs: 1,789 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Dear Annie by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. Sakura is excellent about giving others advice about their love life, but she is absolutely clueless when it comes to her own!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 102,556 - Reviews: 1716 - Favs: 1,416 - Follows: 948 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Complete
The Long Way Home by the general girl reviews
Sakura finds Sasuke again in Wind Country five years after the war, when he is supposed to be dead and she is supposed to be beyond caring. Neither have been very good at meeting expectations. — SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,564 - Reviews: 809 - Favs: 1,359 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Dear L by VG Jekyll reviews
Dear L, you totally suck. Sincerely, Kira. (set on Completed, for I haven't had any inspiration for this one in months. Guess it is time to move on. Sorry guys.)
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 32 - Words: 15,133 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Hetalia Carols for the Christmas Season by iTorchic reviews
Tired of the same old Christmas carols every single year? Well, here's some new songs such as "Mother Russia's Coming to Town", "Hit the Bars", "Oh Germany", "I saw Sweden Kissing Santa Claus", and much more. Updated everyday till Christmas. Rated T.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 4,736 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Complete
Half of Mine by vanillavinegar reviews
"For the last time, I am not sleeping with my mechanic!" 50 sentences of Ed/Winry, written for the livejournal community 1sentence. Second chapter posted; 50 more sentences. Complete.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,166 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
You've Got Mail! by have-a-cookie reviews
Ah, the ever addicting internet survey has found it's way to Matt's computer. Hilarity is sure to follow.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,502 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Matt
Christmas Carols from the FMA Cast! by iTorchic reviews
Mustang got ran over by a reindeer! Edward singing about killing people? Some three unfortunate soldiers they are, going to arrest an unforgiving scar? What the heck is going here? Oh wait, it's just Christmas in Amestris! Back after spring and summer! D
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 7,348 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Complete
Compliments by 00Verisimilitude00 reviews
I showed him how to chuck girls and avoid the waterworks. I told him how to pick up girls without sounding like a tosser. I was his best friend. That was all I was to him: frizzy haired, library book Nazi, Rose. And I was happy with that... I thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 99,224 - Reviews: 1387 - Favs: 1,584 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Honourbound by Pen Sil reviews
AU. She was a princess forced through a terrible fate that seemed could only end in despair had it not been for a feared knight who would do anything to protect those he cared for. When those two meet they are taught an important lesson in life and love
Princess Tutu - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,399 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Ahiru, Fakir - Complete
Beauty and the Geek by StopJawnDasGay reviews
Sakura, the nerdy out cast with high standards and Sasuke, the popular guy who has never treated a girl right. A strange relationship forms between the two unlikely souls. The school crossed lovers must face the school status quo, how will they cope?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,421 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Froth by forthright reviews
AU. Few women have what it takes to work at Founder's, but when Sango complains to the manager about the coffee shop's flirtatious counter attendant, she's offered a job on the spot. A story told in bits and pieces. MirSan. COMPLETE.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 46,724 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Miroku, Sango - Complete
Despotic, Quixotic and Everlasting by BlueGreenApples reviews
SasuSaku. Drabble collection of various !verses.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,852 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hip Like Badass by RosaLui reviews
Crack. "I hate everything," said Sasuke, chugging more from the bottle. Sakura just fretted silently as Kakashi searched for the lost watermelon in the bushes.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 46 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruko U. - Complete
Happiness by WitchyGirl99 reviews
Inuyasha is an unobservant rich bastard. He has an OCD assistant and a perverted financial planner. Enter Kagome, a woman who has her own rules on how to live. He wants sex. She wants happiness. Well, that's only what they'll admit... InuKag MirSan
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 110,772 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Of Sameness and Change by maybe now reviews
Because Sasuke wasn't supposed to come back on his own, without them. And he definitely wasn't supposed to come back with his own team. sasu/saku, team 7, team hebi/taka
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,672 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
it's never as hard as you think by the general girl reviews
For the first time, Sasuke will chase Sakura. — SasuSaku, AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,680 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Immune by Bobapearl reviews
An unlikely scenario placed him under her care. A leaked rumor forced them to hide. But when trapped in an apartment with just the two of them, tricky predicaments and high-strung emotions begin to unravel until the secrets they so desperately wanted to keep are laid out for all eyes to see.
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 84,430 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 1,095 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
Malfoys Guide to avoid being Weasley pulp by Piper J. Nox reviews
Welcome to Malfoy's finishing School of how NOT to get the pulp punched out of you. Too bad I'm the only student attending.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,907 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Color Theory by BlueGreenApples reviews
Canon. SasuSaku. Red was the color of passion, womanhood. Pink was the shade of little girls and delicate things. Next to Karin, Sakura felt like a washed-out imitation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 95,052 - Reviews: 2884 - Favs: 3,013 - Follows: 2,513 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
When The Days Go Dark UPDATED by BloodyDagger838 reviews
I didn't know him, but then again. Life works that way. It may not make sense, But you sometimes become attached to those your hardly know. Like I did, to a person I thought was merely a butler...I was wrong. SebastianXO.C. EDITED. Black Butler.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,918 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Sebastian M.
Why I Love My Zuko Muffin by This Iz Pointless reviews
A list of reasons why I love Zuko, AKA Zuzu, Gadzukes, Babe, Mubs, Shnubbins, and anything else I can conjure up.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Complete
Life by AvarageJane reviews
Because Sasu-chan really doesn't get romance. At all. But Sakura doesn't care much, as long as she get's his last name. Anthology.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,866 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Casu Consulto by Pandastacia reviews
A twist in their story - the soccer captain and valedictorian. It's not what you think.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/2/2011 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
I'd love to And I love you too by ILoveGnomes reviews
Sakura's taken, and Naruto doesn't know who to take to prom, so Sasuke suggests he take Hinata. He finds that it was a good thing that Sakura was taken. NaruHina. High School Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Naruko U., Hinata H. - Complete
President of My Fan Club by moodyaura reviews
DISCONTINUED for now at least. I think I have a problem. Firstly, it turns out that the president of my fan club doesn't like me at all. Not one bit. The second is that she's a money hungry girl who's making profit off of me. And the third? I think I'm falling for her. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 77,415 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Behind the Bars by x.Kaze-chan reviews
//SasuSaku// AU She should have known better than to extend her help to him. Now, she has to deal with the many temptations clawing at her with the undeniably sexy street racer in her home. “Are you seducing me?” “…Are you seduced?” “N-No!” “Then no."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,551 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Revolution by the general girl reviews
He was sent to protect her, but Sakura couldn't help but think that her dark savior was just as dangerous as those who sought to pry the kingdom from her cold, dead hands. — SasuSaku, AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,513 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
hello fascination by vanity.x reviews
AU Drabble!Series. Everything starts with awkward moments. Smile, sunshine. —NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Hinata H.
Elevator Music by WitchyGirl99 reviews
Inuyasha and Kagome take the same elevator to the same floor every day. They never talk. One day the elevator breaks down. And then chaos ensues. There is fighting, then screaming, then kissing. And then...well no one takes the elevator after that. InuKag
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 34,965 - Reviews: 1492 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Pros and Cons Of An Arranged Marriage by BasicallyAnIdiot reviews
Because, in the end, Sakura knew she should have ran the moment her mother informed her of her engagement to the king of Tomato Country. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,618 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Crystal Clear by maple the wacky tree reviews
"What does Tamaki have that I lack?" Kyouya asked quietly. He didn't expect Haruhi to answer. Actually, he really didn't even mean to say that out loud. It just sort of escaped his lips before he could really think, something he tried to avoid doing.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,820 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
Play Secretary by Rai Lockhart reviews
After quitting her last job due to personal reasons, Sakura Haruno is pushed into a new one: Being the personal assistant of one of the best lawyers in town, Sasuke Uchiha. Not that she minds, however...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,293 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Dusk To Dark To Dawn by mellieforyellie reviews
Because while love can be found in the most odd of places, it can also be found through the oddest of things. — naruhina & sasusaku ; discontinued
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,520 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Wrong Number Text by L.M. Avalon reviews
Kagome receives a wrong number text from a stranger, so what does she do? Respond, of course. AU. InuKag. MirSan.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,200 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Carmine by Rayneken reviews
Neji, Tenten, and a sunset.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Lobster King by Rayneken reviews
Naruto still believes he is not to blame, Sasuke believes that Naruto is insane, and Sakura thinks they're both idiots. But, really, it's all the Lobster King's fault.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Wonderful Beginnings by Courtney777 reviews
She never knew a life were she was free to do what she wanted. She was told under law, that Lina, her cousin, was her master. In her final year of school, she is invited to join Ouran High School with her. But what if she falls in love? MoriOC. On permanent hiatus until further notice.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,654 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 11/30/2009 - [Mori/Takashi M., OC]
Speak Now by xxPiggyBankxx reviews
"Am I coming on too strong? I always ask myself if I should learn to let go, or maybe just keep loving you." A story in which doubt seems to overcome all senses. "Would you hold it against me?" Other pairings included. xx.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,377 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Konoha Press by Lillypop414 reviews
When you're told your hotter than a halfcaf nonfat Venti affogato espresso cappuccino, you're stuck with a choice on whether you should fire your assistant or make out with her. Sasuke leaned back into his office chair, sighing. Decisions, decisions...SS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,352 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Dimensional by Laora reviews
Sirius gets a strange visitor one dreary day at Grimmauld Place.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Sirius B., Edward E. - Complete
Schneewittchen by angel puppeteer reviews
AU/ He doesn't believe in Alice and Mad Hatter being madly in love, and Muffin Man who loves the Gingerbread Woman. But he meets her. And desperately, he wants a Happy Ending.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,495 - Reviews: 1156 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 756 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Where Does Hyperion Fit Into It? by Brittney373 reviews
"One minute, you're Scorpius, my best mate who jokes around and doesn't care who beats him at chess ... The next, you're MALFOY, the Slytherin Head Boy, who's out to prove himself in any manner possible to the world, or more significantly - Rose Weasley."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,047 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Gate Amidst the Ivy by Insane Romantic reviews
All Sakura had wanted to do was bring that sad little garden back to life. She never counted on igniting the curiosity of the infamous Prince Sasuke himself...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 76,453 - Reviews: 1429 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 1,058 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
A Little Dessert by WitchyGirl99 reviews
Kagome is a waitress who always looks after Inuyasha's table. Inuyasha is a player with a new girl every week. He likes the restaurant and the service Kagome gives. Secretly? He doesn't really come for the dessert, unless you think of it that way. InuKag
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,799 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
A Year in the Naruto Universe by kacheep reviews
Oh Em Gee! A year in the Naruto Universe? Will YOU survive? If you do, good job! If you don't...well, I don't really care. As of 11-23-2010, 43% done.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 164 - Words: 23,573 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 3/28/2010
Frying pans, elves and things better left unsaid by Kamai6 reviews
This one shot is based of a story by another author, Dithinus... You might want to read that first, but you don't have to... A random plot bunny that hopped into existence whilst talking to the author...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Epic by Mird reviews
Because this fic is, indeed, epic. -Crackfic- Chapter Twenty Five: Parental RoyEd- In which undying love is confessed
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 12/19/2009
The list of listless musings, by Rose Weasley by RoseScor90 reviews
When her life appears to be a total mess, Rose makes a list of random facts about herself, trying to find out why. Then why oh why, does Scorpius Malfoy manage to disprove them all? and right her life in the process? written for the 10 facts challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,767 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Blue Bloods by IrisEclipsed reviews
Tenten thinks he's an ass; Neji thinks she's dirt. Marriage seems inevitable for the couple that can't stand each other.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,521 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Tenten, Neji H.
Bombshell Records by angelforshow reviews
AU. SasuSaku. I vow not to let Karin win. I vow not to get shitfaced every night. I vow to get revenge. This is no fairytale, people. This is WAR.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,887 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Loyal Traitor by WitchyGirl99 reviews
Double agent Kagome Higurashi gambles with life. Trying to hide her secret is hard against the ones she cannot trust. But what if she falls for her partner on the wrong side? InuKag MirSan
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 109,600 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Beginnings by Rayneken reviews
Naruto was six years old when he met the man who changed his life. ...Now he's kind of just hoping he survives it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 81,685 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 1,229 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Reasons Why I Need To Get Over Uchiha Sasuke by DeathOrchid reviews
Sick and tired of being in love with a man that can't return your feelings? Have you decided that it's time to move on? How better to do that than create a list of his faults? Results may vary. Satisfaction guaranteed one way or another.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,146 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Letters by GhostOfBambi reviews
Abandoned by her best friend and suffering the torment of her hideous older sister - and her sister's hideous boyfriend, Lily Evans thought she was in for a boring summer. James Potter had other ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,975 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 1,237 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Teenage Girl's Guide To Surviving Life by The Girl With the Angel Wings reviews
AU. 21 Rules. 5 Girls. 1 Year. And a whole lot of trouble. SasuSaku, NaruHina, NejiTen, ShikaTem, KibaIno. On HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,492 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
sincerely but never yours by Alive In Wonderland reviews
SasuSaku - If you give fourteen people sixteen weeks to learn as much about each other as possible, what would you get? Drama. Hate. Love. One night stands. Tears. Joy. And awkwardness. ... Blame Anko. And Naruto. And Itachi. Actually... blame everyone.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 445,563 - Reviews: 1994 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Battle Of The Bands by The Girl With the Angel Wings reviews
Full summary inside; Pairings: sasusaku naruhina nejiten shikaino gaaOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,303 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
I'm Sticking With You by ScarlettSunshine reviews
A charm gone wrong has Lily and James stuck together. Literally. James is ecstatic to find out he gets to stay within less than a foot with Lily at all times. Lily is completely livid. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,096 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 8/19/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Blind by ObsidianSickle reviews
-SasuSaku- -Complete- It was almost time, Orochimaru was going to take his body as a vessel. He hated being used...he refused to be used. With that thought, he took the kunai in his hand and slashed across his eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 530,880 - Reviews: 8290 - Favs: 4,805 - Follows: 1,811 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
the little love that could've by ohwhatsherface reviews
Non-massacre AU. SasuSaku. And somewhere between her two year long I-no-longer-like-Uchiha-Sasuke-like-that-thankyouverymuch phase, also dubbed Denial by Ino, and a good chakra-laden fist to the face, Sasuke fell for her. Hard.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Comical by Blaqskies reviews
AU. Complete opposites with one thing in common-their hectic work schedule and bond time on their lunch break. SasuSaku. Other pairings involved.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,876 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Organic Chemistry by Kayka reviews
Sakura leads a lecture in which Naruto is an unselective Fluorine molecule and Sasuke's sexuality is questioned. Seemed like a good idea at the time. Crack-ish oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sepia Images by Jhiz reviews
Kyoko is offered the lead in a new drama: stolen kisses, rivalry and a jealous Ren ensue.
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 102,305 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
Artemis Goes To Sports Camp by Padfoot's Blondie reviews
When Artemis's parents force him to go to sports camp, Artemis is horrified. Juliet and Holly go with him to keep him company, but that doesn't mean they keep him from making a complete fool out of himself! AxH. Rated T cuz I feel like it COMPLETE
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,659 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
You Can't Be Serious by Takuma reviews
Naruto's typical day in Konohagakure: evading Sakura's pummels, constant rivalries with Sasuke, defying death under ANBU Captain Itachi's watch, and an arranged with the Hyuga heiress, Hinata. Yep, all in the days work. Non-massacre AU. Naru/Hina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,068 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Retreating Haze by Ori reviews
He would marry her, but in turn, in some sort of twisted secret compromise, something like self punishment, he would abandon his original intentions. He would not use her, he would not even touch her.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,179 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
And the Aftermath by Rayneken reviews
Sasuke has gone back in time, and he finds his experiences there to be different than he originally planned. Spin-off from Beginnings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,908 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Walk by Souzousei reviews
I feel a weakness coming on. / Enjoy.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,991 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
A Child's Hands by Rayneken reviews
Sakura is going to go crazy here.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
Hail the Conquering Heroes by Rayneken reviews
Kakashi scoffs. And Suna said they didn't know how to throw a victory party.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Complete
Death Note Chatroom by Ratt9 reviews
L decides to force everyone on the Task Force to sign up to a teenage chat site. Random crack follows.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 9/15/2010 - L
How NOT to write Ouran fanfiction by Fomalhaut reviews
Kyoya gathered some information about badfic, ready to share it with the Host Club members. Another one of my parodies, to be taken lightly. FINALLY UPDATED!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,210 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 4/9/2009
Blue and White Eyes by Kiiam reviews
Some NaruHina drabbles written for people to enjoy. Some drabbles may include other pairings, but every one will have NaruHina. Please review, it makes me feel like I did a good job.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 41,214 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto Chat Room by 1Tokyogirl11 reviews
This is a Naruto chat room. insane characters,EVERYONE IS OOC A BIT, JUST TO LET YOU KNOW, Slight HidanXKaku, and some cookiecest. PLEASE PRESS THE CUTE LITTLE REVIEW BUTTON!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 8/31/2010
A Secret Love by SasukeLovesSakura5 reviews
Sasuke is back from leaving to study with Orochimaru. He later reveals to Sakura that Itachi is after her and that will do whatever it takes to protect her. Where is Itachi now? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,497 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Variance by dances.with.sunflowers reviews
Life. Sasuke is back, her team is always gone, and the hospital is a grave. Sakuracentric. Updated weekly. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 78,192 - Reviews: 975 - Favs: 1,434 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Neighbors by Remi16 reviews
AU. When Sasuke's car broke down, he asked his neighbor Sakura for a lift to school. Little did both of them know that the ride would be the beginning of something great. SxS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 93,032 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mr Brightside by Lillypop414 reviews
I was on my bike. Yep. The Harley. I was so in the moment until I realized that I was reeving a silver bell, and the wind blowing my hair was Naruto using Sasuke's hairdryer set on cool. "WHEN IS IT MY TURN, SAKURA-CHAN!" I need a life. SxS AU -HAITUS-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,804 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
To Be A Gentleman by Rayneken reviews
Naruto and Sasuke decide to handle their fight in a more honorable, and less exhausting, manner. The outcome disturbs them both.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Types by Rayneken reviews
Naruto is the "Guy's-guy" type. Hinata is the 'Classic-girl' type. Together, they're a type all their own.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 46 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Burning Yesterday by sarsaparillia reviews
Soulless-eyed girls, gilded bird-cages, and the scent of burning photographs. Running, for the dying princess of a dead country, is all that's left. — Sasuke/Sakura. INDEFINITE HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,422 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Checkmate by have-a-cookie reviews
She glanced at her pieces, "The queen would protect the king, even if it meant sacrificing herself. Much like how you and I would do anything for our friends." Kyoya/OC written for SingingSyd.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Kyōya O. - Complete
Red Light, Green Light by orchidvines reviews
You're a little screwed up. No, seriously. Everything you meddle in just spontaneously combusts. Kind of like the Midas Touch, but just, you know, less about gold and more about crap. Emma, Modern Day.
Emma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 65,840 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Complete
Dance Partners by SunshineGirl09 reviews
Dance was my life and when my old studio closed down and the hopes of attending Konoha's famous dance school were confirmed, I was psyched, and painfully unaware that I was secretly forced into partner dancing. And not just with anyone. The widely known, stoic, and cunningly "perfect" Neji Hyuuga.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 79,633 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Six Signs That Sasuke Loves Sakura by TeddyBearHugs reviews
Hey! My name is Naruto Uzumaki, the future Hokage! Believe it! I'm here to tell you the six signs that Sasuke-teme is in love with Sakura-chan!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 64 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Kyoya's notes about Mary Sues by Fomalhaut reviews
Kyoya shares all the information he gathered about Mary Sues with the others. Basically an essay, a parody to be taken lightly. FINALLY UPDATED!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,329 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 3/5/2009
shades of grey by ohwhatsherface reviews
Anthology. SasuSaku. 05. Before she said baby. Like ONE. Now she's saying babies. Like... MORE than one. What the hell.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,676 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Envy, The Palm Tree by Amythista reviews
A song about our favorite palm-tree-haired homunculus...to the tune of 'Frosty the Snowman.' Enjoy!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Envy - Complete
Guessing Game by Valiant-Poptart reviews
If there was one thing you never questioned the almighty Kyoya Ootori, it was his sexuality.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,774 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
Mercy, Mercy Me by orchidvines reviews
Elizabeth is a gum-snapping Meryton High teen and Darcy just happens to absolutely suck at being affectionate. No big. One-shot! Hay.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 44 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Complete
Luck of the Draw by Aurora Ciel reviews
Tenshi: a brothel that kidnaps girls and forces them into prostitution. Sakura's mission: rescue the girls and shut down Tenshi. But what happens when she comes across the one person she never expected to see again? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
This Pendent Heart by LunaSphere reviews
When the story ends, almost everyone in Goldcrown Town forgets that their lives had once been turned upside down by a story, that there had ever been a girl named Duck at all. When Duck herself begins to forget, Fakir writes a story that costs him dearly.
Princess Tutu - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,109 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Fakir, Ahiru - Complete
Dresses by LazyPencilLender reviews
Who knew buying a dress would be such an adventure? CielxLizzie. Oneshot.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Ciel P., Elizabeth M. - Complete
switching sides by ohwhatsherface reviews
Sakura is done with boys and her teammates... well, they don't quite understand.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 55 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
This Summer by N-AngelFire reviews
I dropped the soccer ball on the ground and took a running start. I arced my foot back and swung as hard as I could. I didn't see him approach. Let's just say, I hit more balls than planned. "YOU CASTRATED SASUKE!" Oops! SasuSaku ShikaIno NaruHina NejiTn
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,592 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Making A List by MadnessinmyMethod reviews
Full title: Making a List and Realizing It Was a Silly Idea in the First Place and Therefore Not Bothering to Check It Twice. Someone is spreading rumors that Rose and Scorpius are meant-to-be, star-crossed lovers. They'll do anything to prove otherwise.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Warehouse 13 by single girl seeks good pizza reviews
In episode 37, Roy Mustang and his comrades search for the legendary "Warehouse 13." Little do they know, they are about to ruin one of the most dramatic climax scenes in anime history.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Complete
Sleeping Beauty by Mird reviews
So how are you guys handling chapter 104? Personally, I'm offended. Why wasn't I invited to the country-wide sleepover? You know, the one where they all fell asleep at exactly the same time. Warning: the deadline hates me.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
The Beauty and the Beast by Aurora Ciel reviews
AU If he could learn to love another, and earn her love in return, then the curse would be lifted. If not, he would be doomed to remain a demon for all time. As the years passed, he lost all hope. For who could ever learn to love a Beast? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,930 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6118 - Favs: 10,297 - Follows: 3,901 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Misinformed by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Because Sasuke's a fool. He doesn't realize Sakura's done pulling punches.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Oxymoron by AvarageJane reviews
Because poor Sasu-chan is emotionally constipated and needs help from Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,680 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Plaid Skirts And Skateboards by Anaghia-san reviews
Sakura's your average skater girl- living to ride on anythign with two wheels with her best buds, and the works. But what happens when her parents make a decision that could change her high school life completely? Rated T for Teens.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,204 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
word war one by the blanket reviews
Sakura and Sasuke engage in a Battle of Wits. Sadly, only one of them is armed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
You, Me and the Bourgeoisie by orchidvines reviews
Will Darcy had absolutely everything. Until the accident. In a glimpse of what could have been, he wakes up beside Lizzy Bennet, the artist he was supposed to dump ten years ago. The fork in his path. Still, what the hell happened to his Armani suits?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,053 - Reviews: 984 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Complete
Relationshit by Mird reviews
A number of short parodies featuring the stupidity of each and every FMA pairing. Crackfic. Do not enter if you are an easily offended fan of ANY pairing. Chapter Sixteen: AlxOC-- He rells her these things because she is cute, young and female.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 3,961 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 5/19/2009
Sinless by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
Nights, in Sakura's world, are meant for staying awake and hoping he doesn't find her. But running away only works for so long. SasuSaku. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Magically SelfAdjusting Pants by JanuaryEclipses reviews
It was turning out to be a boring, mission-less summer for Team 7. That is, of course, until a pair of magical pants enters the picture. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,813 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Larger Than Life by mokonahapuuuuuu reviews
Sally's a teen pop princess. Jack's an intern on the set of her studio. They have one thing in common: they both want something better in life. VERY VERY AU
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,078 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/29/2010 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Jack S., Sally
What you do to me by N-AngelFire reviews
Sasuke has a problem. He's in love with his best friend. He has an even bigger problem. His stupid Uchiha pride. Itachi walked by making the sound of a whip cracking, twice, before laughing aloud and dissappearing. SasuSaku AU oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,258 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Starts With One by maybe now reviews
--part ii, scorpius' point of view, is now up-- She could almost taste the words he was about to let surface: “I’m different.” “I promise.” -rose/scorpius: a bit of drabble, a bit of plot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,109 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Penmanship Smitten by HeyLookTheSnitch reviews
There were four things that I was incredibly certain of— 1. Prongs was a troublemaker. 2. He very well could be lying and really was a female. 3. I had no clue who he was. 4. I one hundred percent fancied the pants off the bloke.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,919 - Reviews: 960 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 6/17/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
graffiti by the blanket reviews
FLUFF. SasuSaku. “You give me the kind of feeling people write novels about.”
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Dolls by Trickster-chan reviews
Even though he was a demon, Sebastian loved playing with his dolls. CielxElizabeth
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Ciel P., Elizabeth M. - Complete
the Receipt by Xmarksthespot reviews
She wakes up one day to find an abundance of packages on her front door and a letter. Everything that she claimed Sasuke owed her were in those boxes. Sequel to the You Owe Me List.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
In Nine Days by cutecrazyice reviews
“Then prove it! Prove it to me in nine days!”. It was that, or run around naked in Konoha. Of course making the Uchiha fall in love with her was easier...right? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,849 - Reviews: 2787 - Favs: 2,654 - Follows: 961 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
the You Owe Me List by Xmarksthespot reviews
He wakes up one day to find a list, composed of fourteen things he has owed Sakura over the past several years. SasuSaku, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Letting the Cables Sleep by BlueGreenApples reviews
Drabble Collection from Cyberpunk!Verse. SasuSaku. NejiTen. KibaIno. ShikaTem. NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,371 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Complete
Candy Hearts by pinta15 reviews
For Valentine's Day, he thought it would be nice to send her some chocolates even though she didn't belong to him. L/Naomi-ish. One-shot. Nothing dirty.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Naomi M., L - Complete
I'd Be Your Anything by extraordinaire reviews
AU SASUSAKU. “Hey, Sakura, my REALLY ATTRACTIVE friend Sasuke, sitting RIGHT NEXT TO ME with the black hair thinks you’re really HOTT!” Sasuke blamed it on meat cleavers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
mine by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. Sakura gets territorial. Over a chair. Seriously.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
cherry apple wine by the blanket reviews
AU. SasuSaku. He decided, in that moment, that she was lovely. “Does it bother you that you aren’t the only man in her life?”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,280 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
A Different Kind of Lullaby by maple the wacky tree reviews
KyouyaxHaruhi oneshot. “KYOUYA-SEMPAI? How the heck did you get in my apartment?” “Through the door obviously. I thought you were an honor-student, Haruhi.” “That door was locked!” Kyouya is faced with a choice. Will he choose Haruhi, or his work?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,020 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
Anecdotes, Neji and Tenten by Yellow Mask reviews
A series of oneshots with a Nejiten lean. First oneshot, Trap: Tenten was not going to laugh. Grin, yes, smirk condescendingly, yes, but not laugh.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 58 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Neji H., Tenten
What's your problem? by Mird reviews
Mird becomes a therapist to help the cast of Fullmetal Alchemist sort out their problems. Victim Seven: Armstrong. "Therapitizing people is a skill that has been passed down the Armstrong family for generations and generations!"
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,068 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009
XOXO and Other Affectionate Letters by Guttersnipe reviews
Staring at the script, a pervasive sinking feeling swept through Sasuke. "You're actually serious, aren't you?" "Oh, I'm always serious about my porn, Sasuke. That's just not something you joke about." "I'm not acting in your porno, you sick, sick man."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 57,546 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Closer by everymonday reviews
Modern P&P. A love story. Lizzie's a ballet dancer that may never dance again; Darcy's a doctor that helped save her leg. A story exploring love and how it drives people to do some of the things they do. COMPLETE!
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 136,998 - Reviews: 1095 - Favs: 1,312 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Simple Like Him by Poisoned Scarlet reviews
NejiTen. Sometimes, she hated his obvious fixation towards himself. “You should be thinking of more pressing matters...” She felt his hand brush her cheek. “Like?” “Me.” Could his ego get any bigger? Tenten thought it could.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,258 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
he said by the blanket reviews
Sasuke, Sakura, and all that lies between. “I have never expected anything from you. That would have been the height of all foolishness, and say what you want about me, but I was never that. With you, Sasuke-kun, I only ever hoped.”
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 42 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Wink, A Poke, A Gentle Shove by MadnessinmyMethod reviews
Because Kuu wants to know when Kyouko will be his legal daughter. Because the managers have been planning this all along. Because sometimes all you need is a gentle shove. RenxKyouko. LAST CHAPTER IS UP!
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,054 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Ren, Kyoko M. - Complete
Muffins Are a Delight by done.with.marblesxx reviews
."I didn't ask for your opinion, Remus Lupin. I didn't ask you to speak either. Or exist. Or stare at me in that lustful way." "What?" "You secretly love me, Remus," sighed Sirius, "You want me." "Yes, I want you," Remus answered sarcastically. "To die."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Ten Things I Hate About You by Segunda Katigbak reviews
Kyouya/Haruhi. Haruhi lists ten things she hates about Ootori Kyouya. Not listed in any particular order nor timeline.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
The Road To Recovery by Twigs-N-Leaves reviews
SasuSaku eventually - 12 Fail-safe ways to Forget about a Certain Stubborn, Black-Haired, Hormone-less Sharingan wielding Jerk And Get on With your Life because It Is Too Short To Spend All Your Precious Time Chasing After Sasuke Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 90,458 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
a farmer's dozen by the blanket reviews
AU. FLUFF. CRACK. SasuSaku. In which—despite being His Own Worst Enemy—Sasuke still manages to get his mack on. “I, uh, really like the way you shuck your corn.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,638 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
How Do I Work This? by MadnessinmyMethod reviews
IMPORTANT NOTE FOR FORMER READERS! Set several years in the future, Neji and Tenten are sent on a mission that appears completely ridiculous but may in fact hold more danger than they anticipate.NejiTen. T mostly for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,722 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Cindersoot by BookWyrrm reviews
Sakura is the heiress to one of the richest noble families in all of Japan. However, her stepmother takes away all of that when her father dies. What happens when she meets Prince Sasuke by accident? AU. R&R! •Updated - Chapter 17•
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,316 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
young and awkward by the blanket reviews
SasuSaku. “I kind of want to fall in young, awkward love with you.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
lines in sand by the blanket reviews
SasuSaku. Sasuke draws a line in sand. Sakura, dreamer that she is, does not tread lightly. Team 7 love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Home by rawrchelle reviews
Sasuke/Sakura. AU. How does your hair stick up like that? Do you notice my mismatched socks? Why are you so amazing? After all of these years, why don’t you see me the way I see you—as a place I can always return to?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,708 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 46 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sasuke is a Moron by Natarie reviews
It started as many things are prone to: With a bet and the Akatsuki. Women are always right. Therefore, whatever happened, it was all his fault. One-Shot Crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,764 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 1,439 - Follows: 211 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
The Uchiha Sweetheart by angel puppeteer reviews
Endless. Everlasting. No Love can beat Death. But who knows? Maybe Sasuke's can. After all, an Avenger's love is the best love of all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 124,303 - Reviews: 2156 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
kiss me through the phone by the blanket reviews
CRACK // FLUFF. SasuSaku. “Sakura? Did you pass out? Yell if you’re being molested.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Like VitaminWater by angelforshow reviews
AU. SasuSaku. 15 flavors. "Ino, I bet no guy can be like VitaminWater."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,804 - Reviews: 1615 - Favs: 2,150 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
what i go to school for by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. Sakura decides not to go to prom and text messages are sent. A lot of them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 51 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
silk lines by the blanket reviews
AU. SasuSaku. Signed, sealed, delivered—“I’m yours.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Three Wishes by Mird reviews
Roy finds a genie. -oneshot-
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Complete
Personally, I'd Rather Lick Sand by orchidvines reviews
Lizzy is feisty and spirited. Darcy, not so much.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 115,784 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 1,351 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Complete
Flu Shots by Takara Makoto reviews
Sakura laughed“You are scared of needles! Don’t worry Sasuke when you’re done, I’ll give you a pretty band-aid and a lollipop for being such a good boy. Now roll up your sleeve.”Sasuke smirked at Sakura, “What if I don't want to be a good boy?" SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,777 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Of Video Games and Growing Up by sarsaparillia reviews
I'm just an ordinary kid. I listen to music, I have a twin sister, my parents fail as parents, and I hate the boy who lives across the street. — Suigetsu/Karin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,224 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Suigetsu H., Karin U. - Complete
Ripples by Yellow Mask reviews
Complete. AU from 309 onwards. Following a botched mission, Sakura is made a slave by Sound, a position that could very well alter the future…especially concerning a certain familiar missing-nin. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 143,883 - Reviews: 4391 - Favs: 5,521 - Follows: 1,487 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
NaruBook by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
CRACK. Facebook is addictive, even to ninja. Uchiha Sasuke is annoyed, Uchiha Karin is sad, and Uzumaki Naruto and Haruno Sakura are now engaged. Confused? The MiniFeed has all the answers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 99 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Unintentional by Pheoknee reviews
She had expected to fight Kira and be done with it. Too bad. It’s never that simple when dealing with an impulsive genius. She’s in a bit too deep now to possibly get away. LxNaomi
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,336 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - L, Naomi M.
Radio 1039 by Apple Syder reviews
AU. She hated those rich, arrogant type like Sasuke Uchiha. She swore that the only reason she was hanging out with him was so they could get Naruto and Hinata together. There was no other reason! None! Zip! Nadda! So why was her heart beating so fast?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 57,519 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Better Than Edward by Xmarksthespot reviews
Curiousness: Sasuke wonders who the person Sakura keeps talking about. Jealousy: Sasuke hated the fact that this 'Edward' guy is so perfect. Love: Why would you fall in love with someone who sparkles?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Feel Good Inc by Kawaii-Akuhei reviews
“So basically you want me to go whoring around with the higherups over at Uchiha Inc.?” “No, Sakura, I want you to go whoring around with THE higherup.” Rated for language and suggestive themes. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,391 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Just a Pinch of Pixie Dust by partbritishtowhead reviews
I don't care how charming he may appear to the others; I don't trust that boy. Peter Pan had trouble written all over him from the start...Too bad my mother is making me date him. Peter/Wendy Modern version! R&R
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 63,799 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Wendy D., Peter Pan - Complete
No Comment by Lady Mage reviews
“Are you blind, Granger? How much more obvious do I have to get? I watch you all the time, and I kissed you good morning!” “So what, Malfoy?” “I BLOODY WELL FANCY YOU, THAT’S WHAT!” Hermione and Draco dialogue, Christmas of their seventh year. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
freefall by the blanket reviews
SasuSaku. He can’t make her any promises, but that’s all right. She just wants him to make it easier. “It’s hard to fall,” she said pointedly, “when no one will let you.”
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Redefine Typical by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
It took Sakura four meetings to ask for Sasuke's name, and only one to tell him not to fall for her. It took Sasuke one meeting to realize Sakura was very likely insane, and four for him to decide that that was okay. SasuSaku. Oneshot. For Anne.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,896 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 1,406 - Follows: 122 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Uchiha Elections by The Loser Lord reviews
Hop on the boat, come out and vote. –SasuSaku, AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
50 Things To Remember When My Wife Is Pregnant by dogstar-ebony reviews
-"18. When Hermione is having a Hormone, do not anger her. Do not speak to her, do not breathe in her direction." Ron Weasley has written a list of Do's and Do NOTs to remind himself how to behave whilst Hermione is pregnant with Hugo. Silly oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Ron W. - Complete
lover's knot by the blanket reviews
SasuSaku. He’s never made it very easy to stay. But, that’s all right. She’s never been very good at walking away.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
say anything by the blanket reviews
AU. ONESHOT. SasuSaku. Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder. But sometimes radios help, too.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,453 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Flipped by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
Who knew Naruto could be such an expert matchmaker, Kakashi could be so cunning and perceptive, and Sakura could ever get over the boy of her dreams? Not Sasuke, that's for sure. Team Seven will never be the same. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,344 - Reviews: 1440 - Favs: 1,520 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Pinkish Green Saga by dance of isis reviews
Uchiha Sasuke never gets jealous. Haruno Sakura is never obsessive. That's their excuse. Their friends know they are delusional. SASUSAKU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,944 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
get a life by the mockingjay reviews
AU. SasuSaku. I'm vaguely positive I just met my Soulmate. It's a pity he just called me fat. Sort of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,581 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Dating Game by the blanket reviews
[cowritten with ohwhatsherface] “Aa.” Kakashi’s lone eye crinkled in amusement. “It would appear that the two of you are doing ‘The Dating Game…”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,948 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Breaking the Glass Ceiling by MintiNeko reviews
Between masquerading as a boy, school, the Shinobi games, an arrogant captain and her crazy friends, it's amazing Tenten can survive. AU. NejiTen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,487 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
The Do's and Don'ts by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Toph's got some very strict specifications about who can - and CAN'T - date Zuko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 83 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Dignified by ohwhatsherface reviews
I like your um, raincoat, Sasuke. It brings out your eyes. And it's very... dignifying.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
winning her heart by extraordinaire reviews
SASUSAKU ONESHOT. 'List of How To Treat Your Lady Love So She Doesn’t Leave Your Home-Wrecking Ass For Someone Better'. Sasuke should have known better than to take advice from her; it was Ino after all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,710 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Seeking Forever by extraordinaire reviews
AU SASUSAKU ONESHOT. It's not stalking. Really, it isn't. It's merely observing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,428 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Biohazard by Yellow Mask reviews
Complete. A dangerous disease is spreading through Konoha like wildfire, and it is a race against time to find the source...and a cure. SasuSaku, NaruHina, NejiTen, ShikaIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,502 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 1,407 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Loopy by MadnessinmyMethod reviews
He truly wondered how the world had gone so loopy in the ten minutes he had spent in the shower. What the hell? GaaraxMatsuri.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,361 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Gaara, Matsuri - Complete
love shack by smartalker reviews
It was only a matter of time before Sakura snapped and fed Sasuke drugs to make him horny.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Not Superstitious, Just a Little Stitious by Xmarksthespot reviews
Likes me...likes me NOT? AGAIN?" Sakura screamed. A chuckle. Did she say that...a little too loud? "Sasuke-kun..Ohayo?" Oh no...did he hear the part where she screamed to the world that she wasn't over him? SasuxSaku oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Director's Cut: Damnit Sasuke! by sarsaparillia reviews
And this is what happens when you let a teenaged girl direct a movie. First in a series of four. — Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Keep Breathing by iMissa reviews
“Hey, Sasuke,” Sakura mused, “you know, your butt is really big. It’s kind of like your ego.” SasuSaku. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 55 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
sticks and stones by the blanket reviews
CRACK. Dialogue. SasuSaku. “Doesn't make sense? Sure it does. Your Sharingan? Red. Your skin? Pasty. Clearly, you're albino. And, also, P.S, Sasuke-kun. There’s this thing called sunlight. Get some.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Daughter Of The Land by Yellow Mask reviews
Complete. New powers awaken in Sakura, an old enemy returns from the dead, and sets into motion a chain of events that has been building for longer than anyone realises...SasuSaku, NaruHin, NejiTen, ShikaIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 184,203 - Reviews: 971 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Faux Pas by MintiNeko reviews
Mikoto is paranoid that her son will follow his father's courtship patterns. Non massacre. FugakuMikoto,SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Mikoto U., Fugaku U. - Complete
Safeguard by MintiNeko reviews
Sasuke's first kiss was with Naruto. Sakura's first kiss was also with one of the same sex. Surprisingly, she didn't mind too much. After all, under jutsu or not, it's still Sasuke. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Coversations with the Mirror by Kamikakushi reviews
Tenten has a series of conversations with her own reflection following the certain anxiety-driven crises in her life that affect her life and relationships. Especially with a certain someone. NejiTenten.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/27/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Neji H., Tenten
The Devil Wears Quidditch Gear by HeyLookTheSnitch reviews
Darn those bloody Quidditch robes. For all Lily Evans cared, Quidditch could be chucked into the next century. In fact, the stupid sport should just be outlawed all together. Come to think of it, so should the game of Truth or Dare. LJ 7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,890 - Reviews: 1024 - Favs: 1,095 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 1/4/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
ctrl c, ctrl v by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. Team7. I don't understand. This level of failure should not be possible.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Jump Rope by BlackElement7 reviews
Cinderella, dressed in yellow, went upstairs to kiss her fellow. By mistake, she kissed a snake; how many doctors did it take...?" SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Of Towers and Damsels by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Let the prince come to the rescue. She's already saved herself.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Complete
Leap by MadnessinmyMethod reviews
Leap Day is the only day women are allowed to propose to men. They are fined if they don't accept. I, Haruno Sakura, will get a husband if it kills me. I hope it doesn't. Marriage is pointless if you're deceased. SasuSaku. T for lang.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
About a Rose in the Fire by MintiNeko reviews
Maybe telling his father that he was dating Rose while his head was stuck in the fire hadn't been the best idea... RoseScorpius
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Scorpius M., Draco M. - Complete
101 Reasons Why Snape is a Vampire by Moonlite Knight reviews
Presented by Messers Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley. Miss Hermione Granger would like to state that she did not encourage, assist, or acknowledge this list in any way, shape, or form, and hopes Snape never learns of its existence.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 47 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Breaking the Rules by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
SasuSaku. I don't love you anymore, and this is not a love letter, she says. Sasuke refuses to believe it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 66 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Darling, My Dearest by bell.esque reviews
NaruHina for HPBabe91. “You want to do what Sakura and Sasuke did last night?” I don’t think I could stay conscious after that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Atypical by iMissa reviews
Sakura always thought her One True Love would rescue her and they would live Happily-Ever-After, but you never get what you expect, and Sasuke is no Prince Charming. SasuSaku AU
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Ultimate ANBU Test by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
The truth behind the lies. Hatake Kakashi, Uchiha Sasuke, and a Lie Detector Machine, all revolving in the ANBU exam. Who said the road on becoming ANBU was easy? Sasusaku. CRACK fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 92 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Eccentric Files by Ren and Missa reviews
When Ino met her dream boy, it was on a bus to New York, and it took her several hours to learn his name and stop calling him 'Pinapple Head'. Sakura, on the other hand, literally ran into hers and got cake all over his shirt. Nice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,190 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 1,791 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
morning encounters of inevitable love by lucidic reviews
“I think that possibly–maybe, I’ve fallen for you.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Puzzled Proposal by MintiNeko reviews
Sometimes I really hate Sasukekun. A ring for my birthday? A puzzle ring? With a message I can't read until I solve it? Come on!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,666 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
About a Scorpion on the Fellytone by MintiNeko reviews
Rose Weasley calls her father to tell him about her new boyfriend. Ron doesn't take it well. implied ScorpiusRose.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Scorpius M., Ron W. - Complete
ReWriting a Fairytale by MidnightRosebud reviews
A marriage contract was signed to seal a treaty of peace. She fell in love at first sight. In one horrifying night he was dead. The treaty still holds, but her new betrothed holds secrets behind his cold, emotionless facade.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,824 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 8/14/2007 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
loving is a freaking art by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. It's the chase, isn't it? The thrill of the chase. You're bored. Your brother is dead and now you have no one to chase, so you're chasing me. Right? I'm right, aren't I? It's the chase. Well screw you, Sasuke!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Pastel Drug by Verboten Byacolate reviews
Welcome to Konoha Academy of Fine Arts, where you can find a wide variety of oddities, such as pigs wearing sweaters at the front desk, cousins, and such a thing as 'no salad bar'. [SasuSaku][AU]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,164 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Wait! I'm marrying who? by N-AngelFire reviews
It's been six years since Sasuke left Konoha. Now he's discovered a prearranged marriage between him and Sakura. Mission revive clan is in action. Easy right? Not if an upset Sakura has anything to say about it...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 71,354 - Reviews: 1017 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
growing pains by the blanket reviews
Gift!fic for Missa. Team 7 with SasuSaku. Now, now, Sasuke, no need to get huffy. Are Naruto and I going have to give you The Talk?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
and this is where we start by the blanket reviews
Gift!fic for Ailey. SasuSaku. A series of sort—of love letters between Sasuke—Demon Spawn—and Sakura—the Kleptomaniac Shrew. Every relationship needs a beginning, and it's not love, if there's no hate.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The First 100 by 2supersmart reviews
Oneshot '“And just because I wish that dress I saw today would fall out of the sky, doesn't mean it will, right?”, Sakura yelled. Ino looked up as well, almost anticipating the garment to start raining from the sky.' SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Where the Heart Is by Aurora Ciel reviews
AU She was the sweet, innocent daughter of the Headmaster. He was a rebel and a rule breaker. In hopes of leading him to a better path the two are forced to spend all their time together. The one thing no one ever expected out of it was love. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,099 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
naked sundays by the blanket reviews
AU. SasuSaku. I must have done something truly heinous in a past life or I wouldn’t be here, in this shopping mall, standing in a pineapple suit, while the Love of My Life walks toward me looking like he just stepped off a damned runway.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
bitter cream by the blanket reviews
[SasuSaku] His voice is light and teasing, unfamiliar because where is my Sasuke—kun with the noncommittal grunts and the too angry eyes and who are you, stranger in my first love’s skin?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Shipping Wars by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
SasuSaku. Oneshot. Because everyone has a preferred pairing, even Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 1,263 - Follows: 108 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sasuke's Dictionary by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
Let Uchiha Sasuke define the people around him for you. sasusaku. slightly crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 68 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Role Reversal by MintiNeko reviews
It appears that only Hyuuga women can initiate the first kiss. NaruHina NejiTen.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
where she walks by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. Oh yeah. Because this is REALLY how I want to be spending my birthday...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Venus or Themis by NessieGG reviews
[NejiTen AU, Story 3 of the New York Society series] It seems doubtful that Neji Hyuuga, an upper level attorney, could make a relationship work with his latest client, rising arms consultant Tenten Long. It's the personal choices that make the difference
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,120 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
of déjà vu and desteenee by the blanket reviews
[SasuSaku. for HPBabe91.] In which History repeats itself, and Sakura is amused. If you don't want him, please let me know, because I want him and I want to marry him because of his pretty hair—and because he looks a little like my Kenji doll.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,564 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Belly of the Snake by MintiNeko reviews
In Hebi, the dynamics are simple. With the addition of Sakura to the team, however, it gets a little more complicated. SasuSaku, slight SuiKa.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,388 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sugar Kiss by MintiNeko reviews
It appeared that the great Hyuuga prodigy could handle Tenten on a sugar high, just not as well as Tenten could handle him. For IrisEclipsed and NakoudoByakugan’s contest
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Excuse Me Miss! by the blanket reviews
[SasuSaku. Team 7ness. crack.] “But didn’t you hear, Sakura? Sasuke needs to learn my Oiroke no Jutsu to sex up some yakuza!” Oh. Hell. No. Features femme!Sasuke, photographer!Naruto, and tutor!Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,195 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Young and Brilliant by NessieGG reviews
[AU oneshot] [SasuSaku] [Story 2 of the New York Society series] Sasuke Uchiha guards Mayor Sarutobi of New York City, and he must rely on an attractive young doctor to save his charge and his career.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Like Liquid Rouge by Trickle reviews
[SasuSaku][AU] “What are you doing, Karin?” Sakura said, raising an elegant brow. “Is that, like, your supposed bedroom eyes or something?”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,960 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Tough Guys Like Pink by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
[Inspired by The Eccentric Files, done with permission][Oneshot] Sasuke never let anyone touch his crayon. So, Ino couldn't help but wonder, why was her best friend getting away with it unscathed? [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 1,398 - Follows: 141 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Truth Be Told by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Hyuuga Neji falls for Tenten the day she almost broke his nose. Tenten doesn't think of Hyuuga Neji as boyfriend material until an hour before he confesses.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Omiyage by matsujen reviews
NejiXTenten. He’s a stranger. And she’s falling in love with this stranger, again. The sequel third chapter is up. Finally, truly completed XD
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,546 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Trapped by pom-chan reviews
Kyouya and Haruhi. Trapped in a broom cupboard. Nothing happens. Yes, the Hitachiin twins are disappointed, too. But maybe you'll be a bit more persistent? [KyouxHaru fluff]
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
Professional Secrets by NessieGG reviews
[AU] [ShikaTem] [Story 1 of the New York Society series] Shikamaru Nara did not like the theater.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Speaking Sasuke by kiera golightly reviews
Kakashi, Sakura, and Naruto explain and translate Sasuke's language, including the multiple meanings of 'Hn.' Sasuke is not amused.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 101 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Draco Malfoy Is Evil And Still Gets The Girl by starrybutterfly reviews
After those hectic Hogwarts years, the alumni feel like doing no work at all might be a very good idea. The ministry have a duck problem, everyone's sexuality is questioned, and other mayhem ensues. I suck at summarys, it's funny, I promise! DHr,HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,653 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/21/2007 - Published: 12/21/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Death and the Nonbeliever by IrisEclipsed reviews
[AU] Neji's life is getting complicated: School is becoming chaotic, Death is on his case, and he might just be falling for his best friend. [Neji x Tenten] [Minor pairings: SasuSaku, InoShikaTem, NaruHina] [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,628 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Confessions of the Inuyasha Cast by A.D. Williams reviews
Many of the Inuyasha characters release some steam with a psychiatrist. And yes, even the emotionless Sesshomaru gets in on the action! And also...Naraku? How will this end? Read and find out!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,765 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Inuyasha - Complete
Fashion Sense by ohwhatsherface reviews
Naruto wears all orange. Sasuke had an assribbon. Who did they think they were insulting Sakura's taste in clothing?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
I Don't Like You by runwitskizzers reviews
[SasuSaku] “I said, I. Don’t. Like. You.” She hissed. She actually hissed at him. In which Sakura is angry, and Sasuke is tortured. And confused. PseudoCrack. Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,633 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Brown Drug by twitch and spaz reviews
OneShot. The art of subtlety cannot go unnoticed under Hyugga Neji's eyes. Or at least, that's what Tenten thinks. NejiTen slight crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,702 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Expect the Unexpected by MoonlitElegy reviews
COMPLETE: Kakashi overhears a conversation between Team 7 that will scar him for a while. Rated T for the many sexual innuendos.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,348 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/9/2007 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Firsts by 716799 reviews
[Oneshot, NejiTen] First kisses are important to all young girls, even kunoichi. Tenten is no exception. Unabashed fluff.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Naruto the Badfic by RedLotusNin reviews
ONESHOT. Vampires, sappy romances, MarySues… I think it’s time for these Naruto fanfic clichés to go down. I’ll start. [CrackParody]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,242 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Complete
Kaidan: A Ghostly Tale by matsujen reviews
NejiXTenten. He's avoiding her. She's avoiding him. But can they avoid each other in the dark? This is the sequel to 'Gotcha' but according to me, it can stand on it's own.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Notes by 716799 reviews
[Complete, NejiTen] [AU] Tenten finds herself developing a strange relationship with the new guy in Homeroom.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,095 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/20/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Guilty Pleasure by UntappedChaos reviews
[also known as Sasuke's Hair Fetish] He didn't like long hair, per se, just... HER hair.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/18/2007 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1577 - Favs: 3,890 - Follows: 421 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
You've Got Mail by 2supersmart reviews
sasusaku Sakura bday fic 'First of all, he completely forgets my birthday. My sixteenth birthday. Which is today. Which I've been dropping such big hints about that even Naruto understood them! NARUTO' Through emails, we watch the story unfold.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,643 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Into Sakura's Lair by ohwhatsherface reviews
While Sakura sleeps, Naruto and Sasuke go through her bag in search of food. Tampons and underwear galore.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 60 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Repercussion by iMissa reviews
Sasuke makes fun of Sakura’s hair. Bad idea, Sasuke. Very, very bad idea.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tomatoes by iMissa reviews
Sasuke loves tomatoes, but as stalkerish as Sakura was, she never knew this. Poor, poor Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Foxes and Fans by AdariasWrath23 reviews
Naruto has grown too powerful so Akatsuki must find another way to capture him...they abduct Sakura, knowing he will come for her...but Naruto knows that his only chance to save her is to locate Sasuke and Orochimaru and enlist Sasuke's aid. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,961 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 12/20/2006 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Messages in the Fruits Basket by Cherry-sama reviews
I think I am the first to do this... One day, Shigure decided to buy an answering machine for his house! ...And everyone else he knows... Who knew what chaos would erupt?
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,137 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/13/2006 - Published: 10/14/2006
Mission: Matchmaker by 2supersmart reviews
Feeling like your heart is going to beat out of your chest? That's love. Wanna squish the guy flirting with her? That's jealousy. And your stomach doing flip flops? That's indigestion. I'd slow down with the ramen if I were you [naruhina],sasusaku,nejiten
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,699 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/6/2006 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Misunderstandings by iMissa reviews
What an Uchiha wants, an Uchiha gets. And what he wants is her. SASUSAKU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,162 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Confessions by Cyberwolf reviews
Tenten is trying to tell Neji something. He's not quite getting it. [NejiTen]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,931 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/8/2006 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Music, Fame and Hell by WitchyGirl99 reviews
Their music affected people. They were new. They were hot. But fame becomes delusional when lives are in danger. Hell breaks sanity and music is the only thing they can hold onto. And love? Well, that will come in time. InuKag MirSan SessRin
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 260,700 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/2/2006 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Rainy Day Cliches by the blanket reviews
She smiled mischievously, her long lashes dripping with rainwater. “Every girl wants her upside—down kiss in the rain, Sasuke—kun.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,784 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 10/26/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
One Week by Cyberwolf reviews
Can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad? [nejiten]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,670 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/18/2006 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Three Kisses by the blanket reviews
[AU. SasuSaku. oneshot.] Sakura knows she can never be enough. Sasuke only wishes he could break the chains around them both.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,901 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Graffiti by Yummei of the Dream reviews
[SasuSaku] That wall is sacred and only meant for couples who are actually a couple! You can't write that, Naruto, he doesn't even love me!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,711 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 105 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
SASUKE: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Wicked Enough reviews
/Done with Permission/v 2.0/ Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an UCHIHA SASUKE unit! With a little help from this manual, you'll learn the basics of feeding, bathing, and glomping an UCHIHA SASUKE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Sacrifice: Wilted Blossom of Spring by Crystal Renee reviews
During a mission, Sakura scarifices her morals and innocence to protect her team. She begins changing slowly, worrying her team, especially Sasuke. Can he figure out what happened before she loses herself? SasuSaku, some NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,702 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 8/6/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
An Issue of Competition by asteriskjam reviews
[SasuSaku][OneShot] Sakura's first kiss had been accidental, stolen by some other man. Jealous!Boyfriend Sasuke finds an unorthodox way to make up for that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Confessions of an Avenger by sharingank reviews
In which the mighty heir of Uchiha keeps a journal...Language, spoilers...oh yes. Chapter 2 is up! Even more spoilers, so watch out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,502 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 7/14/2006 - Published: 8/11/2005
Growing Pains by desolate butterfly reviews
[crackfic, Team Seveness] How puberty defeated Team Seven.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mittenless by Rusti Cherries reviews
Oneshot. Sakura has forgotten her mittens, and her jacket, and ran out of the house wearing sandals on the same morning it happened to be snowing. She figures she'll have to deal with frostbite and possibly amputated toes, but is there another solution?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Obliviate by Laora reviews
It's the final battle, and Harry and Voldemort are duking it out to the death. Then, Harry casts the last spell anyone expects to hear on a battlefield...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 44 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Brain Freeze by sharingank reviews
Among other things, Gaara is protective of his ice cream. Sand sibs oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/5/2006
Water by Kamikakushi reviews
[Elementum I] During a training session, Tenten decides to gawk at Neji as he trained in the water. Unfortunately, it lands her in an odd perdicament that she doesn't really want to be in. [Neji x Tenten]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
My Hand on Yours by Toboe LoneWolf reviews
A Hyuuga genius he may be, but Neji was not Konoha's resident weapons mistress. Tenten has a few pointers to give him, and it may take an actual hands–on lesson to get it through...if the two of them can concentrate on it. [Oneshot, Nejiten]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
YOU KNOW YOU HAVE TOO MUCH NARUTO WHEN by Shioan reviews
You want to know? Read on!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/13/2006 - Complete
Scribbles by white epitome reviews
Sakura accidentally throws a crumpled sheet of paper at Sasuke's direction and all her hidden desires... er, deep feelings are exposed. Erasers, anyone? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/27/2006 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Touchy Feely by firefly reviews
Among other things besides threatening, killing, and maiming, Gaara loves hugs.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 1,243 - Follows: 118 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Confessions of an Insomniac by sharingank reviews
Who said redheaded homicidal maniacs can't keep a journal? Sand Siblings craziness. Possible manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,877 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 6/22/2005
That Time by Kaeru Soyokaze reviews
On the way back from a mission, Sakura falls ill and Kakashi rushes to get supplies, leaving her teammates to care for her. Too bad Sasuke and Naruto know absolutely nothing about periods! SasuSaku, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/25/2005 - Complete
Something Better by Kamikakushi reviews
[NejiTenten] They were children once, who loved each other innocently, unaware as to the degrees their love and passion would become. But people grow up, even if we don't want to. [Complete : My 40th fic]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,115 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/17/2005 - Published: 5/25/2005 - Complete
Men Who are on the Brink of Second Childhood: Neji by syaoran no hime reviews
NejiTen request. With threats of marriage taking Tenten away from Team Gai, Neji embarks on a mission to save her from, well, marriage. His solution? Take her out on a date. That is, if he ever gets to the asking out part.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,639 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/11/2005 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Inori by syaoran no hime reviews
NaruHina gift grant. She only wanted his prayer to be answered, even if it meant hers being unheard. His happiness over hers, for always.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,113 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/2/2005 - Published: 1/27/2005 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Down the Aisle by syaoran no hime reviews
NejiTen request and epilogue to Inori. Tenten must walk down the aisle as bridesmaid for his cousin's wedding, even if it'll kill him...or make him look at his teammate the way he wouldn't admit out loud.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2716 - Favs: 6,621 - Follows: 471 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Just a Piercing by firefly reviews
It's a late night at the Sabaku household, and Shukaku decides that he has a few demands he wants met. The story of how Gaara got his first piercing, and how Temari and Kankuro were forced to be the cosmetologists to do it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 53 - Published: 12/18/2004 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Maybe Definitely by 716799 reviews
[Oneshot, SasuSaku] Maybe, just maybe, she's starting to grow on him. (But NO, she had to go and get all strong and reliable and crap.)
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/17/2004 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Friendly Advice by 716799 reviews
[Oneshot, NejiTen] "A piece of friendly advice, Tenten?"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/13/2004 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Intoxicated by syaoran no hime reviews
AKA why Neji must not be left drunk. NejiTen request.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/18/2004 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Nothing and Changes by syaoran no hime reviews
The day starts badly for Tenten, Lee unwittingly makes it worse, and her breakfast-less state makes her a monster. But wait, there's still Neji. NejiTen request.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,228 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/13/2004
Bokia 6600 by syaoran no hime reviews
The newest model of cellphones in Konoha shows how it could disconnect...er connect people, even the proudest of people. NejiTen request fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,663 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/27/2004 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Yubiwa by syaoran no hime reviews
SasuSaku sidefic to TFTP. He may be the denial king of all Konoha, but she is hell bent on being his queen, no matter what!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,360 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/24/2004 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Frog and the Princess by syaoran no hime reviews
Once upon a time in Hidden Leaf kingdom ruled by Uchiha Sasuke, there lived a frog-girl morphing boy, a schizophrenic lady, a timid maid, and some other colorful personalities that make life for Konoha less boring. And of course, romance. NaruHinaInoShika
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 141,994 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 9/21/2004 - Published: 5/31/2004
Coffee Beans and Jenga Pieces by firefly reviews
Funny how it’ll take moments of paralyzing terror, missing coffee beans, and Hasbro games to make Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro realize how much they love each other, ne? Ch.2: Kankuro explains porn to Gaara and sibling love is realized.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,161 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/17/2004 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1776 - Favs: 4,904 - Follows: 603 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dead Famous by Torenza reviews
[Complete] InuKag. Au. The most wanted prize bachelor is up for grabs... but the one who gets him is the only one who doesn’t want to keep him...
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 182,799 - Reviews: 11086 - Favs: 4,506 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 3/22/2004 - Published: 10/6/2003 - Complete
My Funny Valentine by Torenza reviews
Have all the men in Kagome’s life finally become too much for Inuyasha? One-shot, Inu-Kag, Valentine’s Special (NOT A LEMON).
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,709 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 46 - Published: 2/14/2004 - Complete
What's in a Papercut Heart? by syaoran no hime reviews
Sango meets a Valentine Card for the first time. MiroSan
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,555 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2004 - Miroku, Sango - Complete
Bonding Time by Lady Pyro reviews
Life is just peachy for Sango and Miroku... until their supplies are stolen by a tanuki, and they find themselves handcuffed together. *New* No, not a new chapter, but a rant about a sequel.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,643 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/30/2002 - Published: 11/3/2002
On the Other Side by syaoran no hime reviews
What will happen if Sango suddenly finds herself in Modern day Tokyo with Kagome, and finds a new love there? What will happen to Miroku? Updates every 2-4 days!
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,914 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 13 - Updated: 11/27/2002 - Published: 11/8/2002
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Harry Potter 7: How It Should Have Ended reviews
The Giant Squid was done. The environmental policies had gone down the drain, and she was still ticked about that Triwizard Lake Race, or whatever it was. And now, they were having this enormous battle next to her lake? Oh, these wizards were going daown.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Giant Squid - Complete
LOTR: How It Should Have Ended reviews
No one likes Frodo in the ROTK movie. He is whiny, angsty, which is cool with some people, but a hobbit? No. and generally annoying. Sam realizes this as Frodo stands at edge of the convenient cliff in Mount Doom. He acts accordingly... MAJOR CRACK.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Samwise G. - Complete