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Orcbrat by The Lauderdale reviews
Orcs killed Maevyn's family and took her with them as a captive. It was never intended she survive. CHAPTER 27 UP: In which some clandestine conversations are had – and what's up with that forest, anyway?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 122,171 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 1/17/2003 - Orc, Uruk-hai
Transformation by Elf Cakes reviews
A typical teenaged girl is in for one heck of a surprise when she turns into a member of one of the most loathed races of Middle-earth. Oh yes, and did I mention the Orc slash?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,159 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 12/8/2003
All in the glow of the Mountain by Angel of Spiders reviews
A young Orcling struggles for survival in a world where the weak only get in the way of the strong... mostly. Chapter 9 up!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,996 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/15/2005 - Published: 12/24/2003
Something Wicked This Way Comes by Werecat99 reviews
A former corsair captain who resents the king, a strange, creepy man and their meeting in Umbar. Fourth Age. A Mouth of Sauron story.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,551 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/19/2004 - Complete
The Death of Muzluk by draylon reviews
In this story Muzluk, an original character Uruk-hai Orc, dies. It’s a sequel to the stories “Warg Pit One Hundred and Thirteen” and “The Leader of the Pack.” It contains profanity and a bit of graphic violence and some fairly unlikely element
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,178 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/17/2004
The Leader of the Pack by draylon reviews
Muzluk, an Uruk-hai, has some attentions forced upon him, not too explicitly, from a bigger, meaner Uruk, then hangs about Isengard, brooding, before the Battle of Helm’s Deep. All the Uruks swear like navvies throughout.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,186 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/10/2004
Warg Pit One Hundred and Thirteen by draylon reviews
Muzluk, an Uruk-hai, has an encounter with an Orcish companion, deep in the fortress of Isengard. The content of what happens next is entirely unsuitable for minors and people who don’t much care for Orcs. Please consider yourselves duly warned.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,321 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/29/2004
A Destined Reckoning by Gaslight reviews
Movieverse. Boromir, on his long road to Imladris, is stalked in the shadows by an Uruk hai. Boromir, Lurtz.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,780 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/27/2003 - Boromir, Uruk-hai - Complete
Thus Fell by Kielle reviews
They say your life flashes before your eyes... A brief tale of Fingon.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2003
The Poisoned Heart by DJ Caligula reviews
COMPLETE! A dream-like story in which the Grima of the books meets the Grima of the movies, and Eowyn finds herself caught between the two.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,383 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/27/2003 - Grima W., Eowyn - Complete
The Eyes Of An Enemy by shadow975 reviews
A vignette inspired by the film version of Fellowship of the Ring: the look on Lurtz's face when he hesitates, Boromir's gaze locked on his.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2003 - Boromir
One Dark Night by Enros reviews
SLASH. Elrond/Ugluk. Sounds unlikely? Read it and believe! Trust me. It's a beautiful thing. Somewhat AU in that Ugluk is still alive after the War of the Ring.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2002 - Elrond
Sauron's revenge! (or not) by Starbrat reviews
Sauron: I told them I was taking over their world and they said: "Hey, as long as we can keep the internet, we'll drink to that." Sauron is mad about losing his ring, so he teams up with some morally challenged fanfic Authors to get revenge.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,437 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/14/2002 - Published: 4/10/2002
Queen of the Darkness by faerietale reviews
Darkfic. Ungoliant wants what Melkor promised her, and will take it by force if necessary.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/19/2002
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1263 - Favs: 2,341 - Follows: 235 - Published: 1/8/2002
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