Ophelia Havisham
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Joined 07-09-10, id: 2439994, Profile Updated: 12-14-12
Author has written 8 stories for Scott & Bailey, Primeval, Sherlock, Black Books, X-Files, and Les Miserables.

Hi! So you've found your way to my profile page!

I'm TheCatInTheHourglass (by the way, if anyway happens to have a decent image of a cat in an hourglass they wouldn't mind me using for my profile pic, I'd be very grateful!).

My main fandoms are The X Files and The Vampire Chronicles, and my OTPs are Mulder/Scully and Lestat/Louis, but I write loads of other stuff too! I try to review everything I read because it's only fair!

Enjoy my fics!


I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a Mexican, so I MUST be a criminal

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I'm AGNOSTIC so I MUST be an indecisive person.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid and stuck up.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or Emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm American, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be f--king them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I am polite to teachers, so I MUST be a teacher's pet.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I love ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be rich.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I’m a Christian so I must hate slash

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

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Raising a Copper's Daughter by Lestrade's Lady reviews
Snippets from Keira's life, with plenty of focus on her parents.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,659 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 12/29/2011 - DI Lestrade
Together by NCISfan98 reviews
Somethings wrong with ziva and only Tony knows what. It brings up hidden relationships and secrets. Tiva, slight Mcabby and Jibbs
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,962 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Ziva D., Tony D.
Gavroche's First Wine by RayneEmily reviews
Gavroche is given wine by Grantaire. K for alcohol because apparently its bad.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Gavroche, Grantaire, Enjolras - Complete
A Slow Boil by INMH reviews
Fill for the Les Miserables kink meme. Prompt: "Enjolras and Grantaire having an intensively hot make-out session."
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Enjolras, Grantaire - Complete
Glass for Glass by INMH reviews
Fill for the Les Miserables kink meme. Sequel-ish to Take the Bottle Back. Grantaire and Enjolras get into a drinking contest. Naturally, things get a bit carried away. Warning: Sexual Content and Consent Issues (Both parties are reasonably drunk).
Les Miserables - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,461 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Enjolras, Grantaire - Complete
Comfort Me by INMH reviews
Fill for the Les Miserables Kink Meme. AU: A Little Fall of Rain, with Enjolras and Grantaire at the barricade rather than Marius and Éponine. Warning: Major Character Death, Blood.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Enjolras, Grantaire - Complete
Take the Bottle Back by INMH reviews
Fill for the Les Miserables kink meme. In which Enjolras should have considered what sort of consequences he might face for his actions.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,994 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Enjolras, Grantaire - Complete
Jim from IT by ChickenSoupForDinner reviews
A bunch of one shots I wrote after I decided that Jim from IT worked at Reynholm Industries. Jim and his adventures as he tries to be a normal.
Crossover - IT Crowd & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,212 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 10/26/2011 - J. Moriarty
My death and My Love by Khaleesi221B reviews
After Akasha's death, Lestat is very different. Louis tries to understand why his Maker, the man he loves with all his black heart, is no longer the same, but Lestat is not so friendly and things easily get a little ugly...Vampire Chronicles story for my favorite VC pairing: Louistat!
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Complete
Mike's Cravings by DinoMoMo reviews
Mike is pregnant and having some weird cravings late one night. ONESHOT and Established Relationship also MPreg
Suits - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Harvey S., Mike R. - Complete
DCI Murray by HedgieX reviews
Gill is the heart and soul of MIT: she holds things together when they're tough, she mothers her team. When it becomes apparent she's not invincible, though, everyone - even Kevin - wants to support her through her suffering, but will she let them in?
Scott & Bailey - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,850 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Gill M. - Complete
The Porn Publications by A Machiavellian Figure reviews
Part of a prompt for Kink meme - Donna moonlights as a 'vivid' romance novelist, but the main characters of her most recent novel look a little familiar... Part 5 now up
Suits - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,606 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Mike R., Harvey S.
Lacrimosa by stetsonblack reviews
The building had gone up in smoke, folded in like a house of cards, and scattered debris everywhere. It had taken all of his willpower to pull Mike from that room. Written for a prompt on the suitsmeme.
Suits - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Harvey S., Mike R. - Complete
El secreto de John H Watson by the most important word reviews
Sherlock Holmes creía que conocía perfectamente a su compañero John H. Watson, pero en un caso descubrirá que John es un enigma sin resolver. SH/JW. Edito: M Contiene relaciones sexuales .
Sherlock - Rated: M - Spanish - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,911 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
What Are Friends For, After All? by Red Valerian reviews
In which a gigantic spider scares Hathaway out of house and home, and Lewis saves the day, as usual.
Lewis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Complete
More Than A Memory by suitsfan reviews
Mike suffers amnesia after a head injury. When he wakes up, he can't remember Harvey, let alone the fact they're in a relationship.
Suits - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,249 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Harvey S., Mike R. - Complete
The Expanding Family of a Copper by Lestrade's Lady reviews
Fourth story in my series. Covers Kate's pregnancy, and the challenges that come with it.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,110 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 8/6/2011 - DI Lestrade - Complete
Caught in the Middle of It by chocolate-colombo reviews
Mike had no time to react before he saw a glint of silver and felt a sharp pain in his chest.
Suits - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Mike R., Harvey S. - Complete
Body Heat by Enigmaforum reviews
He had never pegged Harvey Specter to be a cuddler. Warning: Slash.
Suits - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Harvey S., Mike R. - Complete
Sleeping Arrangments by Expression812 reviews
Mike's sleeping position changes and Harvey's worried.
Suits - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Mike R., Harvey S.
Everybody's Shuffling by Cryptic Nymph reviews
Pressing shuffle on my iPod and seeing where it takes us. Oneshots. CONTAINS PRESLASH/SLASH. T for safety.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,034 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Rumours by vespertine dreams reviews
Written for pornbattle using prompts- Ambulance, Rumour. Explicit slash- Ashley/Stuart.
Sirens, 2011 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Ashley G., Stuart B. - Complete
photo by tatty ted reviews
All these years later, she wishes she took the chance. - —Janet/Andy.
Scott & Bailey - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Janet S. - Complete
The case of those damned teeth by Arrow'Nash reviews
A 221B fic, slash S/J , in which Sherlock wonders who is the dominant one in the relationship. John soon answers his queries. R&R please! :D
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Life As a Copper's Wife by Lestrade's Lady reviews
Third part of my series! The ups and downs of being married to a cop aren't always easy.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,810 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - DI Lestrade - Complete
Too Late by Jambammer reviews
John was too late. But that day, so was everyone else. A series of oneshots about a picture spoiler that's been going around the net. Don't want to know, don't read.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Day the Music Lived by Morgan Stuart reviews
Lestrade knows why 7 September, 2011, is a date worth remembering. So does Mrs Hudson.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,836 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/22/2011 - DI Lestrade, John W. - Complete
Trust Me, Trust Nobody by BlueMoonOnTheRise reviews
Whatever he told Mycroft, John trusted Sherlock almost instantly. When a new case shows up - smattered with the usual thrill of danger, death and cool logic - such trust ends up pushed to its very limits...
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,751 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 5/28/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
In which Jen helps Richmond with boy problems by Silent-Bob123 reviews
Richmond is in love with Roy and doesn't want to tell him but luckily it's Jen to the rescue!
IT Crowd - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,179 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011
Friends, Boyfriends and Car Keys by Ella Dean Pendragon reviews
Emily came back with Matt to the 21st century but things have changed since the last time she was here, things between Matt and Becker, what does she think? I'm not Emily's number one fan but I have tried to make her come across as nice in this. SLASH
Primeval - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Becker, Matt A. - Complete
Damn english kiss by RosaRossa reviews
I have neither courage nor deside to reject him and he knows it well.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Married to a Copper by Lestrade's Lady reviews
Sequel to my first story. This follows the adventures of Kate Watson Lestrade during her first year of married life.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,673 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - DI Lestrade - Complete
Of The Stranger Before Him by Monster Tesk reviews
John grieves. He can't move on. All the little pieces of him fall apart without the biggest piece holding him together. He isn't whole. He isn't complete. Rated T just in case. "Character death" Part 2 in a 3 piece mini-series. Triggers: self harm. Gen.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,094 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Peace, Love and Angst by LeahxLeah reviews
"People are stupid, John. You aren't. What that makes you, I don't know. But don't fool yourself into thinking that you are one of them—you're mine." Bits and drabbles surrounding Sherlock and John. SLASH, Pre-slash. Don't like, don't read.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,204 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Faults by sunshineofthespotlessmind reviews
Why Sherlock is a pain in the ass to live with, and why John puts up with it. Please review/comment- no slash.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Breakdown by TheModernSherlock reviews
It was the first time I had ever heard Sherlock scream. It was the scariest thing I had ever heard.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
1o Fics Challenge by akisura12 reviews
My attempt at the game where you have to do 10 fics according to 10 songs, and you can only write for their extent…1. Set Fire to the Third Bar, 2. Secret, 3. Human, 4. How to Save a Life, 5. Summer Nights
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
5 Percent Secrets by ZemyxDexion reviews
"You do know," he stated calmly, "That secrets are not something I appreciate, John, unless they are absolutely necessary." John/Sherlock slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
I think I might've inhaled you by Nightengale reviews
As John sinks toward the bottom of the pool, Sherlock tight against his chest, he thinks that now his life will forever be defined by these moments – he realizes from now and forever his life will be defined: before and after Sherlock Holmes.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,331 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Cyanide Raindrops by AllTimeNatalie reviews
Roy isn't so laid back anymore. Roy isn't so unorganized anymore. Roy isn't so happy anymore. Roy isn't so Roy anymore. Character death and Jen/Roy.
IT Crowd - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Complete
Danse Macabre by Dr Dragon Mistress reviews
John makes a number of mistakes on a case one of them is getting seemingly harmlessly wounded, the dance of death is about to claim John and to make it worse Sherlock cuts John out of his life. John's simple mistake more consequencial than he realises.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,614 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 4/6/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
The Times They are A' Changing by Kylestra reviews
a year and three months after Danny left to chase Patrick he finally steps back through an anomaly back home. Except he finds everything has changed while he was away, including the most important thing. Warning: Slash Danny/Becker, Matt/Becker
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Danny Q., Becker
After the End by ImpishTubist reviews
There was life before John and life with John. It never occurred to Sherlock, not for a moment, that there could be life after John.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Falling For a Copper by Lestrade's Lady reviews
When she moves to London, John's cousin, Kate Watson, doesn't expect to find love right away. Then she meets a certain Detective Inspector.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,725 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 3/28/2011 - DI Lestrade - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 4447 - Favs: 10,359 - Follows: 1,032 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Stay With Me by SpecialAgentZiva reviews
"Oh God, no, no, no, Sherlock, please…" John is actually crying now. For a moment, he actually feels the urge to burst into tears himself, but Sherlock Holmes has more pride than that. He allows his eyes to close slowly and his grip loosens...
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Blind by luvmyangelofmusic reviews
Sherlock holmes has a run in with a murderer which leaves him blind the worlds only consulting detective blind
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 8,246 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
End by redandbluetastepurple reviews
A bullet. The end. Character Death.
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/25/2011 - F. Mulder, D. Scully
sometimes by Settely reviews
sometimes I wish I wasn't such a big coward everyone but myself seems not to see in me; deathfic, slash or pre-slash
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
loser by Settely reviews
Sherlock once wished his dreams would never become reality; slash; death, kidnapping, Moriarty
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Nothing To Blame by Feathers Fall Like Snow reviews
John dies in a way no saw coming, and Sherlock can't believe it
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Live Like You Were Dying by WhatTheF-ckHaveYouDoneLately reviews
Of all the things Nick Cutter thought he may die from, cancer was not one of them. His entire life has been turned upside down, and he finds himself turning to the only person that truly understands him, Claudia Brown. He finds love a little too late.
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,897 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/30/2010 - N. Cutter, Claudia B. - Complete
Team Mully by corruptone reviews
"You know Scully, I've been thinking, we should have a team name…something like Scudler or perhaps Mully." DRABBLE
X-Files - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2010 - F. Mulder, D. Scully - Complete
Silent Night by Shy Spirit Kitty reviews
Death-Fic. John finds out he's dying, Sherlock tries to spend every last moment with him until the end. J/S Character Death, OOC, Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/20/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Crime of Passion by Deb Zorski reviews
In the Victorian Era, homosexuality between men was illegal. When Holmes realizes this, he must keep his love for Watson hidden, or be arrested. But in a case full of gruesome murders of accused homosexuals, how long can Holmes stay silent? SLASH.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,863 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
The Highest Form of Flattery by fukuji mihoko reviews
There were no real differences between sticking a pen in your eye and having sex. Except sticking a pen in your eye would be slightly less embarrassing. :Mark/Jez-ish... Very vaguely... If you squint:
Peep Show - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Complete
Spookier Things Have Happened by cheri1 reviews
10Rose MulderScully XFiles Crossover. After landing in 1990's DC, The Doctor meets Mulder and Scully who end up helping him find Rose and bringing her back.
Crossover - X-Files & Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,689 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 3/5/2008 - F. Mulder, 10th Doctor
First Impression by WhatTheF-ckHaveYouDoneLately reviews
An AU take on Jenny's first impression of Lester. One-shot.
Primeval - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Jenny L., J. Lester - Complete
My Halo by Blackcurrant Bonbons reviews
Sherlock finds his angel - in Watson. Small slash at end. Slightly tearful
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
I Survived by WhatTheF-ckHaveYouDoneLately reviews
One-shot set roughly around Series 4. Lester's P.O.V. No matter what, the team will survive. Rated T for minor violence.
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2010 - J. Lester - Complete
Fragile by Exorcist-Miranda reviews
Sherlock goes to see another body in the mortuary, but this time is not like the others. Be warned- character death and suggestion of Sherlock/John. No spoilers for any of the episodes.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Words by Jambammer reviews
Sherlock has John's blood on his hands. Meant to go before Left Unspoken.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Left Unspoken by Jambammer reviews
Sherlock is dying; Mycroft is with him. Written for a prompt, one shot, post-TGG.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
He's a Vamp by Beechwood0708 reviews
Douglas has computer issues, but the enitre IT department seem to have vanished, along with anyone he sends down to find them. Affectionate mashup with Dracula.
IT Crowd - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,062 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Complete
You Can Imagine the Christmas Dinners by ardenteurophile reviews
Sherlock drags John along to Christmas dinner with Mycroft and Mummy And "Anthea", too . Over the course of the evening, John realises that everyone in the room - apart from him - seems to think that he and Sherlock are a couple. Shenanigans ensue.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,725 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 1,591 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Cold Hands by ZannaBQ reviews
John has cold hands. Sherlock helps. J/S, fluff
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/8/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
I Thought I'd Lose You by wolf with panther eyes reviews
Sherlock thought he'd lose John. So when Moriarty walks away, Sherlock is willing to let his feelings show for the first time. AU ending of The Great Game, one-shot, written for a prompt on the lj kink meme. John/Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/9/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
3patchproblems by ardenteurophile reviews
Sherlock tries out twitter. Disaster ensues. Crack, implied Sherlock/John. If you want to read chronologically, start at the bottom.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
IT Wars by ruk182 reviews
What happens when the IT guys we know and love meet the IT guys from the company across the street? It's time for full out war! Umm, haitus? IDK, I'm sorry...
IT Crowd - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,576 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 5/17/2010
Whiskey Lullaby by HalfBloodAlchemist-10 reviews
AU fic. Dean struggles with alcoholism. Cas gets caught in the crossfire. Rated for domestic violence, language and mentions of dub con. Unbeta'd sorry. All mistakes are mine!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,815 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Xfiles: So much for Happy endings by matash21 reviews
Mulder's life is in the hands of Scully after 1 false moved places his life in grave danger
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - D. Scully, F. Mulder - Complete
Shot Through the Sky by Aki Griffin reviews
An accident during a hunt leaves one hurt. Dean/Cas pure fluff.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Richmond and The Peculiar Black Door by sexybeardedlover reviews
Richmond finds a peculiar black door. Having that feeling that something important is waiting for him beyond it, he must go through. What does he find? Read and find out!
IT Crowd - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,560 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Complete
Your Surrogate Sinner by Mandolin77 reviews
A poem written from the point of view of the portrait, watching as Dorian slowly condemns them both. Rated T for mild language.
Picture of Dorian Gray - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Dorian G. - Complete
Richmond's Bird by Deidra Carmichael reviews
Have you ever wondered what Richmond's girlfriend will be like? It all started when Jen and he are invited to a party. Jen complains of having no beau while Richmond is thrilled with having one. It's up to Moss and Roy to find out who she is.
IT Crowd - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Complete
Paranormal Activity 2 by McGinty's331 reviews
With the hunt for Katie Featherston in progress, the police call in the FBI and two unlikely people to help them solve the case of paranormal activity.
Paranormal Activity - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Amber, Lt. Randy Hudson
The Golf Incident by ruk182 reviews
What was the golf incident? This is it! Roy and Moss flashback!
IT Crowd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Complete
Boys Who Like Girls Who Are Boys Who Are Girls by Beechwood0708 reviews
Written for a prompt on LGBTFest on LJ.Moss accidentally ticks the boxes for men and women on an online dating site, and after having gone on a date with an Alex, he still can't quite figure out which category Alex belongs to. Moss/OC of indeterminate sex
IT Crowd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,367 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Complete
How to catch a chocolate addict by TalliW reviews
Nick has found a way to impress Claudia.
Primeval - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Claudia B., N. Cutter - Complete
The feel of the rain on her face by TheRugMaster reviews
The old man was back again. Every time that Erin walked in to see them together, even if he was staring into the distance whilst holding her hand, she felt as though she was intruding on something intimate, something private.
X-Files - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
An untimely case of the giggles by TheRugMaster reviews
Mulder and Scully get the giggles. Cant think of a good title, any ideas? Stupid little thing that I wrote in the car. Some swearing. Supposed to be kind of funny, but probably not. Oh well! XD
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/24/2008 - D. Scully, F. Mulder - Complete
I think I'm dying by TheRugMaster reviews
Some final thoughts...
X-Files - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Complete
Hello Again by Beechwood0708 reviews
IT Crowd/Hello Friend crossover. Reynholm Industries begins to use Praemus units, and only Moss realises how much danger everyone is in.
IT Crowd - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,600 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Complete
Goodnight Moon, Goodnight Scully by ATX reviews
Warning: Character Death Every night Scully and Mulder put William to bed with a story... can't say much else without giving it away. R&R!
X-Files - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/15/2003
JD Junior - A Series by Elisa reviews
JD may be dead but Veronica's carrying his child.
Heathers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,745 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/29/2001
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Late Night reviews
Fem!joltaire because of reasons. (Fem)Grantaire and (Fem)Enjolras have a fight. Fluff.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Enjolras, Grantaire - Complete
Running Up That Hill reviews
Scully/Reyes AU. T for later chapters. Dana Scully is a single mother coping with the disappearance of her partner, Fox Mulder. Her life changes when she meets psychic Monica Reyes, whose work she sets out to debunk. Before long she finds herself in love, and her beliefs challenge, and changed.
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/9/2013 - D. Scully, M. Reyes
Fish reviews
Personal headcanon, early season 1. Mulder needs a hobby, so he considers a pet. Maybe a fish? MSR if you're looking. Enjoy x
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/12/2013 - F. Mulder, D. Scully - Complete
Precious Time reviews
Post season 8 AU. Series of Mulder and Scully drabbles, mostly fluffy, domestic snapshots. Requests more than welcome. Enjoy x
X-Files - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2013 - F. Mulder, D. Scully
The Making Of DC Rachel Bailey reviews
For HedgieX. Rachel's new at the office, and Andy and Kevin might be taking bets, but Janet has faith in the newbie. Please R&R!
Scott & Bailey - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,540 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Rachel B., Janet S.
Huddling For Warmth reviews
Who knew Bernard Black was a cuddler? Fluffy Fran/Bernard, set just after the episode Party. T for one swear word.
Black Books - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Bernard B., Fran - Complete
Only If For A Night reviews
Inspired by Florence & The Machine. John has a dream about Sherlock. All belongs to BBC/FATM. Sort of long drabble.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Saint Jess Of Valentine's Day reviews
It's Valentine's Day and Connor has forgotten. Luckily Jess has stepped in to surprise both him and Abby.
Primeval - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Connor T., Jess P. - Complete
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