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Author has written 5 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

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Why hello there. Here is a series of facts about me. Enjoy.

I am frequently anxious and enjoy the indiscriminate collection of useless trivia. I am partial to linguistics and wish I could have more conversations about phonology in daily life. I dislike onions and overbearing people. Decisions frighten me so I chronically procrastinate. Sometimes I procrastinate on the thing I was using to procrastinate.

Despite my terse manner of speech I am actually just awkward and will probably like you if you are not a villain or an onion. Remember: I am more afraid of you than you are of me. Approach slowly so as not to spook.

My inadequacies at normal communication make me a very good listener. If you are in the market for a good listener then I am probably your man. Also, if I ever say something that could be construed as offense, I probably did not mean it. This is an advance apology.

Okay then.

In a matter of greater relevance, here is a list of things I like:








the color Green

Playing Music

Collegiate A Cappella


If You're Bored, Then You're Boring by scarlettshazam reviews
Craig is miserable and alone, and can't solve his problems without using his fists. Tweek reappears in South Park for the first time in over a year, leaving chaos everywhere he goes. But sometimes, chaos can change things for the better. Creek.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 118,451 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
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Bulletproof reviews
Sometimes parental approval is overrated, especially when the parent in question solves problems with a right hook and a bottle of vodka. Sometimes the only thing left to do is get a tattoo, put on your tightest pants, and run away to the New World with your dumb bestie-cum-boyfriend (even though you told him not to come, dammit) Fr/punk!UK...slash. *Companion-ish to Oblivious*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,287 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 12/25/2011 - England/Britain, France
Oblivious reviews
Alfred Jones isn't popular. Instead of sports and friends he gets comics and the daily abuse of Ivan Braginski, his unofficial nemesis. But when he receives a note from a secret admirer, he learns something rather interesting about this "enemy"...slash.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,954 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
Lazy Saturday Morning reviews
Austria and Hungary have recently separated, and Austria is having a bit of a slow musical day. A visit from Hungary and some piano lessons may provide a bit of closure for their failed relationship. AusHun fluff...kind of. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Austria, Hungary - Complete
Hide and Go Seek in Russia's House reviews
Russia's angry and he's decided to play a little game of 'hide-and-go-seek'...but the stakes are a bit higher than usual. One-shot. Pretty over-used premise, I know.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Russia, Lithuania - Complete
We do hate each other, after all reviews
France wants a little love but England's not so keen on the idea...fail summary fails. FrUK oneshot, fluffy ; Rated T for...adorableness? I don't know. Slash.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete