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Author has written 11 stories for Mortal Instruments, Gone, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Pushing Daisies, and Skulduggery Pleasant series.

Hi! My name is Jessica, I'm 15 and I live in England.

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Truth or Dare Mortal Instruments Style by Fly Away Dreams reviews
What happens when Magnus learns Alec hasn't played Truth or Dare before, the game he believes to be one of the best things that happened to the world? Why, he invites over his sibling and Clary and Simon, of course. Read and see what hiliarity ensues.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Beautiful Disaster by GabbiCalabrese reviews
Any words that Isabelle or Alec were saying went completely over Jace's head as he watched Clarissa Fray attempt to console Molly. She was beautiful in ways that she didn't understand, which only made Jace crave her more.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,914 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Jace W., Clary F.
City Of Dreams by VixenOnFire reviews
In Simon's absence, his mother was brought into the world of Demons & Angels without his knowledge. To top it off Jace is missing & Sebastian's blood is threatening Simon & Isabelle's Relationship. Mild sexual content. Post CoFA.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,011 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Simon L., Isabelle L.
America's Idea by emo.xiggy reviews
America comes up with a 'brilliant' idea to help improve international relations: handcuff nations together for a week to force them to cooperate! Will they survive the week or go insane trying? ON HIATUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,945 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 3/27/2011 - England/Britain, France
Uncharted Web by jennifart reviews
"Wait, do you even know what the Internet is?" "It's a net that people share?" Jace, Isabelle and Alec are introduced to the Internet by Clary, Simon and Magnus!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,067 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 8/24/2010
Facebook And Other Shenanigans by Shuichi Saito reviews
What If...The Mortal Instruments characters had facebook? Whose in a relationship with who? And what on earth is happening to Alec's account! Includes all cannon pairings. Crack-fic.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,067 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 7/10/2011
City of Morons by Velvet Liquor reviews
When Clary meets Shadowhunter Jace, she is sucked into the violent world of cliche puns, plagiarizing authors, Chris Crocker impersonators, and 'hawt' urine-haired teens with daddy issues. What's a gawky ginger to do? Become a Shadowhunter herself, DUH.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,366 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 6/16/2010
Blood of a Lamb, Roar of a Lion by KageBecks27 reviews
Arthur gets kidknapped by a serial killer on the rampage. It's up to Francis to save him before it's too late. But just who is this psycho and what does he want with Arthur? Higher rating later on. Some dark stuff too. Contains hinted rape/torture FRUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,704 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 11/2/2010 - France, England/Britain
The Meaning of Flowers by Firekat Archer reviews
Nations receive mysterious bouquets, then disappear. Who is kidnapping them, and why?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,291 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011
Twenty One Slices of Pie by Evenmoor reviews
Castiel is suffering from Famine-induced cravings. Olive is suffering from unrequited love. One shot.
Crossover - Supernatural & Pushing Daisies - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Castiel, Olive S. - Complete
Distractions by bregolove101 reviews
Both Simon Lewis and Isabelle Lightwood need a distraction. And the perfect one is eachother. I DO NOT OWN THESE CHARACTERS! THEY ARE THE WORK OF CREATIVE GENIUS CASSANDRA CLARE!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,106 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Simon L., Isabelle L.
A New Leaf by changeling17 reviews
Poor Alec is told that he must break up with his glittery warlock boyfriend in order to remain a shadowhunter. What will Alec's choice cost him? What does this mean for our favorite couple? Why am I asking you all these questions? Please read and review!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,429 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Two Blushing Pilgrims by Solora Goldsun reviews
France believes that his beloved England knows nothing when it comes to romance. He quickly realizes, however, that there is more than one way to express love. FrUK fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/1/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
City of instant messages by debookworm01 reviews
Just everyone on instant messenger. Oh the drama!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,849 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Blame It On The Wine by Witty Teacup reviews
After the death of Jeanne d'Arc, Francis swears revenge, and he'll do just that, in the most painful way possible. After all, revenge is a dish best served ice cold.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2011 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Of Tulips and Edelweiss by SyllableFromSound reviews
AusHun one-shot collection. Chapter 1: In the Event of My Death-"By now you've probably already realized it, but…if you are reading this, I am no longer with you."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Austria, Hungary - Complete
The Switch by uchiha93 reviews
A mishap of magic causes France and England to swtich bodies! How will they cope before England can switch them back?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,617 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - France, England/Britain
Survey by waterrain reviews
America has been given a survey by England and he decides to have fun with answering the questions. Lies or with the truth or a bit of both or putting something random down.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,244 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 4/9/2011 - America, England/Britain
Hopeless Tomorrow by Nakimochiku reviews
November, 1914. Francis and Arthur share a moment in the trenches. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2011 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Divided We Stand, United We Fall by Little Patch of Heaven reviews
De-anon from Kink Meme. France had often wondered what a world without England would be like; he had just never believed he would find out.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2011 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Hide and Seek by Little Patch of Heaven reviews
England is excellent at hiding. France is excellent at knowing where he's hidden. Hints of FrUK. Oneshot. De-anon from kink meme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,802 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Last Chance by Solora Goldsun reviews
They have fallen on this deserted island. The Pict are coming. This may be their last chance at happiness before they are changed forever. Some scenes that were missing from Paint It White. Pairings: GerIta, Ameripan, FrUK, and maybe RoChu.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,869 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Germany, N. Italy
Accident by galileos-telescope reviews
While out in London, a drunk driver swerves and hits England. But Canada and America begin to wonder if it was truly an accident. DISCONTINUED.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,619 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 9/15/2010 - England/Britain, Canada
You Called? by Dennisthepinkgoldfish reviews
ONE-SHOT. Russia has been summoned by England several times. But what if England wsn't the only one who ever summoned the large nation?
Crossover - Mortal Instruments & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Complete
The Many Musings of Chairman Meow by MorbidMandy reviews
We have stories from Alec's perspective, stories from Magnus' perspective, but now I give you one from Chairman Meow's perspective. Thoughts and Musings from a cat. THIS IS A STRANGE STORY. Church/Chairman Meow Romance MERCH! .Multi-chapter.Malec Slash
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,515 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B.
The Curse of Twins by neko-nya reviews
In the streets of London, a murderer is caught and a story is told; one of cursed twins who weren't to be separated, ever.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,653 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/31/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
150 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Camp HalfBlood by Taayluur reviews
Why Hello liberated Demi-Gods of Camp Half-Blood! Connor and Travis Stoll here, and after much thinking. We decided ,Hell, Kronos is gonna kill us all soon anyway? So why not make a list! A list no one has ever dared to make before...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 13,444 - Reviews: 952 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Connor S., Travis S. - Complete
Operation: Shopping by Shuichi Saito reviews
Simon learns the hard way that Jace, Alec and shopping don't mix too well together. Especially when it's for feminine products. Contains: Mild swearing, epicness and lots of homour. Malec. - NEW AND IMPROVED VERSION
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Jace W., Alec L.
The Secret Grave by dolcespoir reviews
England finally goes to visit France's new restaurant that he's been gloating about for months, only to find that he isn't there. Spain accidentally tells him that France is at home and England decides to find out the reason for his absence.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,236 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Happy Hunter Games: Everbean Style by MaddieMary reviews
Katnit Everbean is shocked when she finds herself a tribute in the 74th Hunter Games with Peetal Mellurk. A parody of The Hunger Games.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,667 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Katniss E.
The Singing Shadowhunters by Bremond reviews
When Alec starts singing Eye of the Tiger, you know something's very, very wrong.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,208 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Disturb A Downworlder by etrainx3 reviews
One day, Clary and Jace are just hanging out at the Institute, and Jace has this crazy idea to play a game. Without knowing what she is getting into, Clary agrees to play with him. The only question is...what are the rules? Includes Jace/Clary Fluff!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,432 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Jace W., Clary F.
Infinite by Skittles001 reviews
Final chapter is up. Simon's got a lot on his mind, with the apocalypse and all. Sucks to be him. Doomsday is only a day away how would you deal with that? Hope you Enjoy. R and R, if you please.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 40,936 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Simon L., Isabelle L. - Complete
Happy Couple? by Darkfire75 reviews
FrUk. France and England are hiding a deep secret.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/20/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Misunderstandings by Shuichi Saito reviews
Jace, Isabelle, Clary and Maia are Mortified to find out what Alec does in his spare time. Jace/Clary and Magnus/Alec. Malec. Implied sexual themes and Simon/Alec. Please drop a review if you have a story request you want written :D
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B.
It's Bloody Early Evening! by PrussianAwesomeness reviews
About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Francis was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him that wanted me. Third, there was a part of me that wanted him. Fourth - coming out to my father was going to be difficult. FrUK AU Twilight parody
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 87,265 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Ghost of the Past by neko-nya reviews
After getting his dream home, Arthur Kirkland realizes that it's haunted by its previous owners who're trapped in a vicious cycle of life and death. Determined to break the cycle, he begins researching the family's history to find an unexpected surprise..
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,896 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Chupacabra by macrauchenia reviews
"It's too late for me, Quinn! Run while you can!" Perdido Beach's favourite fisherman has a frightening encounter with a Latin American beast from his nightmares. Created just for Halloween 2010!
Gone - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,962 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Quinn G., Edilio E. - Complete
For the Love of All that is Random by AllieAmberwhite reviews
Phobias, vampire teabags, and general insanity is captured in short little fics ranging from all characters and all genres.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 8/12/2010
Sparkles! by Patricia Sage reviews
Isabelle and Magnus go shopping to get Alec a birthday present. First ever fanfic! :D
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,083 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Stranded by thecivilunrest reviews
In the end love always wins. Simon/Isabelle
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,027 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Simon L., Isabelle L. - Complete
Big Misunderstandings by C.Queen reviews
Alec is kidnapped by a young, heartbroken warlock who decides to make Alec his own Dr. Phil instead of killing him. Meanwhile Magnus and co think Alec is in serious trouble and are out for the kidnapper's blood. Loads of misunderstandings ahead.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,810 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Prank by clarissafray reviews
Jace and Alec pull a prank on Simon-locking him in a car in the middle of nowhere.But when they go back,they realize he's gone.Where is he? And more importantly-what happened to him?Clary, Alec, and Jace have to find out.Sorry bad summary,but pleaseR&R!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,182 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Clary F., Jace W.
Jace Wayland: The Owner's Guide by lunareclipse3 reviews
As you are now the proud owner of a JACE unit, these are the instructions on having it reach its full potential!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Jace W. - Complete
Link by StarKid McFly reviews
Though Clary has pressured him time and time again, Simon Lewis just cannot come clean to his mother about being a vampire. Clary and Simon heart-to-heart, JxC, IxS. One shot, Rated K
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Simon L., Clary F. - Complete
Accession Day by DahliaLilly reviews
When Simon's 21st birthday rolls around and Magnus says it's his again , Jace decides to rent out a Renaissance re-enactment castle for a week. They must live the roles that are assigned randomly for their stay. JxC, SxI later
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,842 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Jace W., Clary F.
Seeing Things Differently by operaghost517 reviews
A series of one-shots from the point of view of all different characters at various times throughout and after the trilogy.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,973 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 6/1/2009
Fame, Fortune, and Demons? by waahoo reviews
A year after Valentine is defeated, and Clary has never been happier. But now a tricky filmmaker wants to make the story of the Mortal Instruments into a movie, and everyone involved in the story is called to be on the cast! Funny, lots of fluff :B
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,886 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Clary F., Jace W.
Not Jealous by Darkfire75 reviews
FrUk. France is NOT jealous that someone is trying to hit on England. Really.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/13/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
How To Shut The World Up by Blank Paiges reviews
The nations are arguing again, and America has no idea how to shut them up. Luckily, England has a plan. Crack! Pure crack! US/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/30/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Funny Little Fruit by Penelope Wendy Bing reviews
"Oh, and I suppose the apples ate the cheese." Katniss, The Hunger Games, page 318.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
FAYZbook by Hyperactive Lioness reviews
What would happen if 'Gone' was told through the character's facebook now "FAYZbook" updates? Find out here!
Gone - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,819 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 10/21/2009
Being Simon by MauMaster reviews
Simon Lewis has been a vampire - literally and figuratively - three times. Why is admitting it each time so much harder than the last? Oneshot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,184 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Simon L. - Complete
My Cat's Birthday OR My Glitter's Not Lame by Duck Life reviews
Magnus's POV. To the tune of "LoveGame" by Lady Gaga. Dedicated to Hoyt and to Molly for the V-neck thing. Please R&R! I can officially say that this is the most bizarrely titled story I've ever written.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Iratze by Duck Life reviews
Jace's POV. To the tune of "Paparazzi" by Lady Gaga.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Blood Clot by Duck Life reviews
Simon's POV. To the tune of "Tik Tok" by Kesha. Please R&R!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Simon L. - Complete
UnLucky by Instead of Reality reviews
Simon thought it was lucky to be in love with his best friend. Pre-City of Bones. One shot song-fic.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Simon L., Clary F. - Complete
Out Of The Closet And Into The Battle by Powersthatbe reviews
Crossover-Mortal Instruments/Morganville Vampires. The entire gang from Mortal Instruments are sent into Morganville to help destroy Bishop and return the city to its somewhat normal state. Friendships are made and craziness follows.
Crossover - Mortal Instruments & Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/17/2009
Pie in the Sky by AbydosGoddess reviews
With little more than a month left before his deal comes due, Dean Winchester leaves his brother behind. Dean took his car and hit the open road, and a day or so later he stumbled upon a little slice of heaven in the form of The Pie Hole...
Crossover - Supernatural & Pushing Daisies - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Dean W.
Mortal Fools! by honeyshoshana reviews
Tired of depressing angst/romance fics that seem like the standard for MI? It's the one and only parody of CoB! Contains bizarre references, snarkiness, insults, gag jokes, Edward Cullen, and randomness, besides the mockable Real Plot. Script format
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,962 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009
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Nightmare
How had it come to this? A year ago, Sam was renowned for being School Bus Sam- the hero that saved everyone's life. Now? Now, he was a murderer, or at least an attempted one. But in terms of his value as a person, was there really a difference?
Gone - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Sam T.
Lancel and Gretzil reviews
When mean old Sam and Astrid kick Lancel and Gretzil out of town, they embark on a not-so-epic adventure into the woods. But what will happen when the evil cannibal witch Diana decides that she wants Lancel Pie and Pretzils for her dinner? Complete crack.
Gone - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Zil S., Lance
Alec Lightwood and the Really Gay Spider reviews
The story of what really made the Shadowhunter boy gay. Please do not take this seriously! Based on a non-spoilery quote from CoLS.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Alec L., Isabelle L.
Perry Johanneson and the Toothbrush Thief reviews
When somebody steals Zeus' favourite toothbrush, poor Perry Johanneson is blamed. Can Perry and his friends Hannabette Face and Rover Overwood find it before it's too late? Parody of the Lightning Thief.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,245 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
The Cruellest Form of Love reviews
They say that envy is one of the seven deadly sins. They weren't wrong. One sided Olive/Ned, Ned/Chuck.
Pushing Daisies - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Olive S., Ned - Complete
Irony reviews
"I wasn't supposed to get powers. I'm the leader of the Human Crew, for God's sake. That means the crew for normals, not freaks! But that's what I am now. A freak. A moof. A chud!" Zil gets powers. And he isn't happy. Slight Zil/Lance.
Gone - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,016 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Zil S., Lance
Nico di Angelo and the MarySue Army reviews
All Nico wanted to do was to buy a Happy Meal from McDonalds. Instead, he is attacked by a screaming horde of Mary-Sues, all wanting to be his girlfriend. How will he escape alive? And who is responsible?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,184 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Nico A., Aphrodite
Be Careful What You Wish For reviews
A failed training session with Jace leads to many arguments. Enraged, Clary wishes that everyone would act differently. Little does she know that the next morning, her wish will have came true, but with unexpected results.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,158 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
City of Unwanted Adventure reviews
When Clary and the gang travel to Dublin to meet up with Magnus' old friend Skulduggery, they never expected to be caught up in all the drama and adventure in Skulduggery's world, just as the drama in their own had settled down. Post CoG and Mortal Coil
Crossover - Mortal Instruments & Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,112 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Clary F., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
Dark Eyed Beauty reviews
The worst thing about immortality? Watching the one you love grow old and die with somebody else. Simon/Isabelle. Post CoG
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Simon L., Isabelle L. - Complete
The Halloween Party reviews
Magnus throws a Halloween party, but nothing goes according to plan. Trick or treating, 'haunted' houses, costume competitions, Demons. Malec, Clace, Simabelle. Post CoG.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,312 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Magnus B. - Complete