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Joined 07-10-10, id: 2441660, Profile Updated: 06-28-16
Author has written 5 stories for Maximum Ride, Ranger's Apprentice, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Gallagher Girls.

IMPORTANT NOTICE: I am in the process of editing, revising, and re-posting my fics at my new account. I will eventually be removing them from this account. The new home for all my fic on FanFiction.net is under the user name WordsOnTheBrain! See my new profile for a rough schedule as to what my editing and posting will look like. Have fun reading lovelies! UPDATE: "The One Thing I Cannot Lose" and "I'm Not That Little Girl You Used to See" have official been moved! Yay! Also, I'm pretty sure I nearly had a heart a heart attack deleting them from this account. Even if they are at my new one... Eesh.

Name: HAHA I'm not gonna tell ya!

Age: Older than my sister, but younger than my dad. and the president.

i am awesome deal with it.

Well behaved women rarely make history.

I did not slap you, I simply high-fived your face.

New offical names of your silverware

Fork= Dinner trident

Spoon= Dinner shovel

Never go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot your revenge.

Warning: Jumping into toxic waste does not give you superpowers.

I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up.

I run with scissors. It makes me feel dangerous.

Yes, I am a dancer.

Favorite Quotes:

"Love is a lot like dancing; you just surrender to the music." -Pierce Brosnon

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain.

When life gives you lemons...

a. make lemonade.

b. make apple/grape juice, then sit back and watch the rest of the world wonder how the heck you did it.

c. squirt the juice in life's eyes and see how life likes lemons then.

d. keep 'em ,'cuase, hey, free lemons.

e. take them and bide your time until life isn't looking, and then steal the oranges you asked for.

f. make root beer.

"No artist is ahead of his time. He is time; the others are just behind the times." -Martha Graham

"It takes an athlete to dance, but an artist to be a dancer." -Shanna La Fleur

"While I dance I can not judge, I can not hate, I can not separate myself from life. I can only be joyful and whole. This is why I dance." -Hans Bos

Do NOT interrupt me when I'm talking to myself!

"Dance is a little insanity that does us all a lot of good." -Edward Demby

"Either you do the pirouette or you shoot yourself. One or the other, but something must happen." -Monet Robier

Never frown. You never know who's falling in love with your smile.

"I'm dancing to the music of the madness inside me." -George C. Wolfe

What is this thing you call "normal'? Is it contagious? OMG! Stay away from me! I might catch your "normal"!

Dancing appears glamorous, easy, delightful. But the path to paradise of the achievement is not easier than any other. There is fatigue so great that the body cries, even in its sleep. There are times of complete frustration, there are daily small deaths. -Martha Graham

People tend to look at dancers like we are these little jewels, little cardboard cut-outs, and yet we have blood and guts and go through Hell. -Susan Jaffe

Someone once said that dancers work just as hard as policemen, always alert, always tense, but see, policemen don't have to be beautiful at the same time. -George Balanchine

To dance is to be alive.

I tried being normal for a while, but it got boring, so I went back to being me.

People will always talk about you. You might as well give 'em something to talk about.

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The Undying Fire by Boogum reviews
It all started when an arrow hit the wrong target. Zuko made a decision and, through a bond of blood and fire, the threads of destiny were rewoven. With questions needing to be answered, he set out on a new journey. Secrets would be unravelled. Faith would be shaken. This wasn't about who was right anymore, because Zuko had somehow healed the Avatar, and that changed everything.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 402,942 - Reviews: 1740 - Favs: 2,112 - Follows: 2,400 - Updated: 10/5 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Aang, Zuko, Iroh, Katara
A Maiden of Rohan by janelover1 reviews
Saffi, 19 and looking for excitement, will soon have more than she wants as her country gets swept up in the War of the Ring. As Saruman's orcs grow ever bolder, Prince Théodred's army comes to stay in her small village on Rohan's western border. But Saffi sees suspicious happenings within the army itself... Starts Aug. 3018 and now continues through the summer after war's end. AU.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 139,318 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 11/16/2010 - [Theodred, OC] Eowyn, Eomer
Fallen by Confusedknight reviews
Kicked out of Page training, Kel becomes entangled in a bitter struggle for the suffering people of Scanra. Four years later she returns to Tortall, a stranger to those who once knew her, a stranger who has not forgotten the promises she made...
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 83 - Words: 424,488 - Reviews: 11956 - Favs: 2,560 - Follows: 1,963 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Keladry, Nealan, Raoul, Domitan - Complete
AM I STILL ME? by Madd Kougar reviews
Alex breaks into the Academy under an assumed name and causes all sorts of problems. The girls just love their new teacher and a visit from the one and only Blackthorne boys. Add in 5:30 am running sessions and they're ready for some fun.
Crossover - Alex Rider & Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,939 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Cammie M.
The Family Reads the Ninth Key by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
sequel to the Family Reads Shadowland. moving on to the second diary how will the family handle the next installment of Suze's ghostly adventures? finding about Brad's rule breaking, how Spike came to the family and what really happened to Tad...uhoh
Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 84,844 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Brad A./Dopey, Andy A. - Complete
Iggy and the Olympians by kmbloomy reviews
Iggy wakes up in a strange camp that he has no memory of how he got there. But after he gets a strange prophecy, a few odd gifts, and new friends, he sets out to find the rest of the flock. Who knew the gods could almost destroy one boys life? R&R please!
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,029 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Iggy, Percy J.
Cinderella lived only in fairytales by Riauna reviews
LilyJames, AU! Lily Evans lost everything that night because of a war she always detested. Now she wants revenge for the death of her family, but under the King's law you have to be a man to fight.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 69,919 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 12/4/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
A Flower Turned Black by Optimistic Dreamer reviews
Sirius Black is released from Azkaban after Peter Pettigrew is found alive on May 4th, 1984. Now, it's time for him to get what is rightfully his. His 3 year old goddaughter, Alexa Lily Potter. Fem!Harry. HIATUS FOR THE TIME BEING.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,578 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Sirius B., Harry P.
My Best Friend by Freshie2013 reviews
James Potter has always had girls flinging themselves at him, since his father is Harry Potter, but he's never been able to find the right one. Could the girl of his dreams have always been infront of him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 72,506 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - James S. P., OC - Complete
One of the Boys by Sarcasm Extremist reviews
Clary swears, wrestles and plays video games. When Jonothan finally gets to her, she leaves for the summer and comes back different. Will Jace ever see her as more than a friend? Inspired by Katy Perry's song 'One Of The Boys'. AU AH OOC JxC
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,401 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Clary F., Jace W.
Legacy by Elfpen reviews
They say that imitation is the greatest reflection of a man's legacy. But when Will unwittingly imitates the legacy of his father, it costs him more than he has to lose, and Halt bears the survivor's guilt of two generations of martyrs.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,338 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Will, Halt - Complete
The Family Reads Shadowland by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
Dopey, Sleepy, Doc, Andy and Suze's mom is locked in a room together by Father Dom, with a pile of Suze's diaries. how will they react to Suze's secrets?
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,972 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Brad A./Dopey, David A./Doc - Complete
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Firedancer reviews
I thought when I got to Camp Half-Blood, I'd finally fit in, be normal for once. Yeah, not so much. And then I find out I'm even more of a freak than I thought I was. Fan-freaking-tastic.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 16,331 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/25/2016 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Complete
Dead Rangers Tell No Tales reviews
Picks up where book 6 leaves off. Tug turns up at Redmont alone, and Alyss and Halt set out to find Will.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 13,133 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/25/2016 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Will - Complete
Wings and Even More Wierdness reviews
Set after MAX and TLO. Six kids are discovered sleeping in the trees in CHB. As it turns out, they're winged demigods. Enter CJ, Percy's twin who just happens to be able to fly...
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,960 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/25/2016 - Published: 10/30/2010
Mutants Make Better Spies reviews
Meet Tyler, a sixteen year old avian hybrid sent to Gallagher on covernment request. She soon meets four other bird kids. But just when she's found her family, will the CoC tear it all away?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,046 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/25/2016 - Published: 7/12/2010
Keep Holding On reviews
Will has been rescued from teh Temujai, but the price was his memories. Now he's having strange dreams about a sinister polt that could spell disater for Araluen, unless he can remember in time. SEQUEL TO DEAD RANGERS TELL NO TALES.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/25/2016 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Will, Halt