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Joined 07-11-10, id: 2442553, Profile Updated: 07-04-12
Author has written 12 stories for Skins, and Glee.

Um, what do you want to know about me? I'm 21. I go to University. I'm almost clinically obsessed with Skins. I met a bunch of weirdos that I now call friends on this site writing these fics. I am completely unquality. I never know why people like my stuff (seriously, I'll see someone gushing over a 'really great fic' with a link and then I got to click on it and its MINE and I'm just like 'wait that's a mistake, right? like you meant something else and you put mine on accident. its okay you can say yes.')

My nickname is God. It is not a nickname I gave to myself.

I'm ohmightysmiter (dot) tumblr (dot) com on Tumblr and @FitchSwitch on Twitter.

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"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein

"I don't think people are defined by their sexuality, it doesn't change who you are as a person. Plus I don't think anyone should label themselves gay or straight because there's no point. If you love someone, then you love them, regardless whether they are male or female." - Kathryn Prescott

(On what she's stolen from the shows she's worked on) "Now, listen. I'm an honest kind of girl. I've only taken thing that have been so graciously given to me...by other people that have stolen them. Like Nathan Fillion. (The irony that he's playing a guy who helps the cops right now is not lost on me.) I had some lovely things from Firefly, such as my "Kaylee's Room" door sign, my hammock from the engine room, some Alliance money, and one pink bra I swear I forgot to give back to the wardrobe department. Most of these things have since been given away to charity auctions, except for the bra. Because that would be weird. And also because I can't find it, and I'm scared to look in Nathan's underwear drawer. Sadly, nothing came back with me from Stargate: Atlantis, except for Paul who's still on the couch. He says hi." - Jewel Staite

"Dear America, when you tell gay Americans that they can't serve their country openly or marry the person they love, you're telling that to kids too. So don't be fucking shocked and wonder where all these bullies are coming from that are torturing young kids and driving them to kill themselves because they're different. They learned it from watching you." -Sarah Silverman.

"Maybe I was a pirate in a past life. I didn't kill people, though. I was just a badass." - Dianna Agron

"It's very dear to me, the issue of gay marriage. Or, as I like to call it: 'Marriage.' You know, because I had lunch this afternoon, not gay lunch. I parked my car; I didn't gay park it." - Liz Feldman

"Everyone is a genius. But if you judge a fish on it's ability to climb a tree, it will live it's whole life believe that it is stupid." - Albert Einstein

"The greatest battle is not physical but psychological. The demons telling us to give up when we push ourselves to the limit can never be silenced for good. They must always be answered by the quiet, the steady dignity that simply refuses to give in. Courage. We all suffer. Keep going." - Graeme Fife

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Ink by niceoneBlondie reviews
AU. Naomi had a throbbing headache and no recollection of the night before. She quickly realized that not only was her head hurting, so was her wrist. As she stared down at it in disbelief, she tried to remember how the letter E got tattooed on her skin.
Skins - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 147,647 - Reviews: 1548 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 1,030 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Naomi C., Emily F.
A Voyage of Discovery by reddawg82 reviews
Skins Big Bang entree on Live Journal. Please visit my page to view the artwork done by pennylane101. Summary: Naomi ends up on a cruise ship for singles after Effy sends her on it ... Emily happens to work for said cruise line. Completely AU
Skins - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 58,642 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Naomi C., Emily F. - Complete
Starbooks by LoveTypeThing-SureTypeThing reviews
Naomi and Freddie own a book shop. And then they meet the neighbours. Rated M for later chapters.
Skins - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,367 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Naomi C., Emily F.
Turning Slowly by Peppersister reviews
Emily Fitch was taken from her bed in the middle of the night, put in a room, and hasn't had contact with anyone for over a month. Until one night, when she heard a knock on the wall...
Skins - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 106,894 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Emily F., Naomi C.
Kissing Quinn Fabray by vondrunkaton reviews
Quinn comforts Rachel after Finn says something oafish. Rachel is surprised by how sweet Quinn is. There's also some making out in delicious detail. Fluffy getting together fic, rated somewhere between T and M. Faberry.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,756 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 2,242 - Follows: 1,186 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
I Hold A Force I Can't Contain by HyperFitched reviews
AU future story. Naomi and Cook run a Circus Company in Bristol, where most of the other gen2 characters are also performers. What happens when they decide to hire a new act from London for their forthcoming show? Don't be afraid, this is modern circus.
Skins - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 138,699 - Reviews: 1192 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Emily F., Naomi C. - Complete
Nowhere To Go But Everywhere by butcherthebar reviews
AU: Naomi is a wanderer, travelling with family and friends. Emily is trapped, stuck with nowhere to go. Their paths are set to collide.
Skins - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,821 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Emily F., Naomi C.
You Hit Like a Girl by shaddowsong reviews
The summer after her sophomore year, Rachel Berry has three goals: 1. Prepare for Glee 2. Befriend Quinn Fabray 3. Create a Lasting Romance with Finn Hudson. By the fourth week of summer she's completely failed two of them. Now what is she supposed to do?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,291 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 1,181 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Rachel B., Quinn F.
Two Tongues by funnypain reviews
Attempt at writing season three from Naomi's perspective. Some scenes will be from the series and others will be made up. "Two Tongues" is a song from The Swell Season which I think applies to Naomi throughout. Watch season four or this will spoil it.
Skins - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,645 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Naomi C., Emily F.
She drives a vegetable car except not really by letyourdorkout reviews
Quinn has a crush on a girl who takes the same underground train she takes everyday. She tries to strike a conversation or two, but always ends up failing and worse, embarrassed. Will she be able to meet her? One-shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,748 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 43 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
99 Problems by HyperFitched reviews
Katie and Effy form an unexpected friendship whilst on tour with a travelling circus. As the bond between them grows deeper, and they find new strength in one another, will it lead to something more? A companion piece to 'I Hold A Force I Can't Contain.'
Skins - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 185,051 - Reviews: 1014 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Effy S., Katie F. - Complete
Swan Song by whyyesitscar reviews
Completely AU. After a chance encounter on the beach with a mysterious blond woman, Emily needs to know more. If everyone told you to stay away, would you? What if everything wasn't as it seemed? Emily Fitch wouldn't.
Skins - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 72,527 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Emily F., Naomi C. - Complete
Redheads and Hospital Beds by bethybaby008 reviews
AU." Whoever said you needed candle lit dinners and bottles of expensive wine to find romance? I found it among the incessant 'beeping' of my heart monitor and the slow, intravenous 'drop' of my IV drip…"
Skins - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,192 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Naomi C., Emily F. - Complete
The Game by Predators and Prey reviews
Round robin Naomily story featuring such epic authors as: esdiferente, HyperFitched, imagine alex, LuvActually, and Heather mother freakin' Hogan. No one can resist the power of The Game. Click me. You know you want to…
Skins - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 12,369 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Emily F., Naomi C.
Flickers by Ladyhawk1709 reviews
How could she explain, when she didn't even know what was going on herself? What if things didn't happen they way they were supposed to. AU setting
Skins - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 152,959 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Naomi C., Emily F. - Complete
Half asleep by RuinMyLife reviews
AU- Naomi is a med student, Emily has a plan. A plan in which Naomi takes an important place, but Emily never thought Naomi would become the center of everything. Neither did Naomi.
Skins - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,341 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Emily F., Naomi C.
Smoke, Steel and Salt by AssassinsLover reviews
AU. Naomi Campbell is a notorious pirate. When her and her crew sink an enemy merchant ship, she gets far more than she bargained for.
Skins - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,290 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Naomi C., Emily F. - Complete
Grenade by kickstarts reviews
A/U, Naomily. Oh yes, people. I've entered the realm of gay bullying.
Skins - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,686 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Emily F., Naomi C.
Packing the Dragon by noblsheep reviews
Naomi meets Emily and Katie when backpacking through China in gap year, and end up traveling together. Pretty much everyone else mentioned or run into along the way. AU. Naomily.
Skins - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,003 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Naomi C., Emily F.
Better by FerryBerry reviews
When tragedy strikes, Rachel's friends all want to support her. She just wants to be left alone. Warning: character death - not Quinn or Rachel.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,410 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/6/2010 - [Quinn F., Rachel B.] - Complete
Yours Is The First Face That I Saw by antisocialgod reviews
She feels like Alice falling down the rabbit hole and, even though the fall seems never-ending, she is aware that somewhere, somehow, someday, she's gonna hit the bottom.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,233 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
Everything Once by lizardwriter reviews
It had been what Emily had said to get Naomi to do blowbacks, which had been the catalyst to the first time they’d had sex. It became kind of their unofficial motto. Fluffy one shot. // Disclaimer: I don't own Skins or the characters!
Skins - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Emily F., Naomi C. - Complete
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Tell Me A Story reviews
Chapter one: Katie adopts a child. Naomi is sarcastically reluctant moral support. Rest: feature loads of Naomily. Also features the worlds youngest Naomily shipper. Literally nothing in this story but pure fluff. Collection of one-shots from their lives.
Skins - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,076 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Emily F., Naomi C.
A Very Naomily Christmas Carol reviews
In an AU where every Skins storyline happened except Naomily's, poor grumpy Naomi gets some sense knocked into her in a very Christmas-y way.
Skins - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,146 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 70 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Emily F., Naomi C.
What the Heart Sees reviews
AU: Emily Fitch has been waiting her whole life for something major to happen. Now there's a new girl at Roundview who just might be that something.
Skins - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 142,212 - Reviews: 1046 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Emily F., Naomi C.
When It's Time to Party reviews
Naomi's friend Cook is pretty sure she'd get along with his friend Emily. Slight AU. Fluffy, smutty one-shot. Because I felt like writing one.
Skins - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,296 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Emily F., Naomi C. - Complete
Never As It Seems reviews
AU. Naomi Campbell liked being a loner. But a horrible night and a fortunate meeting with a certain redhead and she decides that maybe friendship and love isn't so overrated. Naomi should be careful though. Not everything is as it seems. Naomily.
Skins - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,999 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Emily F., Naomi C.
The Princess Bride reviews
This is EXACTLY what you think it is as long as you think this is Naomily set to the story of the Princess Bride .
Skins - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,331 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Emily F., Naomi C.
Three Times Effy Made Katie Feel Better reviews
And the one time they switched. Twisted canon. One-shot. Keffy.
Skins - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,392 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Effy S., Katie F. - Complete
Best Girlfriend Ever reviews
In which Naomi decides Emily needs a bit of cheering up after a bad day. Technically in the Tell Me A Story universe but can stand alone. One-shot. Smut.
Skins - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,887 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Emily F., Naomi C. - Complete
Origins reviews
Sort-of-drabble. The beginning of the pinky link and several other less adorable Unholy Trinity traits . Brittana. One-shot.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
Gratitude reviews
Franky reflects on the appropriate feelings one should be feeling towards one's best friend.
Skins - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Franky, Grace - Complete
Have A Happy Holiday reviews
AU. Tell Me A Story universe: Naomi and Emily get ready for their first Christmas as a family. Mia is...Mia. So, you know, awesome.
Skins - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,812 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Emily F., Naomi C. - Complete
Give Me Some Candy reviews
AU: Tell Me A Story universe. It's Halloween night at Naomi and Emily's and this year they have a much smaller person to take Trick-or-Treating. One-shot.
Skins - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Emily F., Naomi C. - Complete