Dubious Dane
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Joined 11-04-00, id: 24427, Profile Updated: 06-28-11
Author has written 8 stories for Gundam Wing/AC, Outlaw Star, Gravitation, and Harry Potter.

Well well. Major over-haul time, kiddies. And it's long over-due.

So.

Now that I'm actually an adult, and am in the possession of this thing called "better judgment," I realize that most of the stuff I had posted here was utter rubbish. (All right, all of it, but frankly my ego can't handle a blow of that magnitude.) Therefore, after polluting the internet for much longer than I should have, I've finally cleared most of it out.

See, it would be mean if it wasn't self-deprecating, yea?

I've left up a few things, either for nostalgia's sake, or simply because they're rarities in their field, like my Outlaw Star bits of fluff; I'm pretty sure they're still in the minority. And people seem to like them, so who am I to disappoint, really?

Anyway, while any number of things are possible, it's very unlikely I will ever update anything here again; if I'm to write at all, I'd rather work on something original, or something that would be too "adult" for this watered-down and kid-friendly ff.net. Oh, how the mighty have fallen. A rating system that begins with K is indication enough. What, the MPAA system was too difficult? The PG and PG-13 throwing people off?

But I digress.

This page is very much on its death bed, and I apologize for people who enjoyed reading my rubbish work. There are those far better at word craft than I, you simply need to look a little harder.

Never settle for rubbish, poor spelling, incorrect grammar, and for the love of God don't tolerate random Japanese inserted into an otherwise English work. I'm a Japanese major who's spent hours upon hours learning the language, and I'm still rubbish; I hate to see other people butchering it for kicks and thinking they're the shit.

All right. The ranting and raving ends here.

Good night, sweet dreams, and read your Shakespeare.

NOTICE: All right, to humor you all, I've decided to let you in on a little secret: everything I write nowadays (including the naughty stuff) gets posted here or here. Go ahead, knock yourselves out.

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An Angel in Disguise by Yo Xi Wang reviews
Yugi was a poor kid who was always picked on and had no friends until the day he met Yami and experienced the sweetness of true friendship. And perhaps a new feeling as well... Warning: SHOUNENAI YxY, BxR, S/J and Anzu bashing! ***COMPLETED*** 9/1/09 CH24
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 114,566 - Reviews: 1367 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 10/10/2002 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M.
Service Guaranteed by Zeff N Company reviews
AU. “I’m trying to help a customer clear his private data,” he stated. “Could you stop playing with my balls, please?”
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Leon/Squall L., Cloud S. - Complete
Don’t Pet the Duo by Werewindle reviews
Beware the native wild life. All you need to know about the fabled Duo Maxwellius and Heero Yuyium. not a chibi fic
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 19 - Updated: 3/31/2007 - Published: 6/25/2003 - Duo M., Heero Y. - Complete
Youth of the Nation by Neko-chan -Silvered Tongue reviews
FLUFFY! huggles fluff...Chocolate pudding. Mac and cheese. Bakura in a Chemistry Lab. Bakura and Yami playing football. Yami gets a hickey! Ruling Egypt was NOTHING compared to this... YAOI YamiYuugi...More pairings later!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,931 - Reviews: 1044 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/24/2006 - Published: 10/28/2002 - Complete
Guarding Monsieur Sorel by Schu no ko reviews
Siegfried destroys the Soul Edge to rid himself of it and prevent Raphael from obtaining it. Now he finds that Raphael can't be gotten rid of so easily and he has become the fencer's "bodyguard". WARNING: SLASHTASTIC! SIEGFRIEDxRAPHAEL
Soul Calibur - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,222 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/5/2006 - Published: 11/4/2004
Don't Get Over It by RianneHime reviews
Lucius, being an unlucky guy, gets caught in a rather . . . compromising situation. Raven, of course, gets possessive, and Matthew and Guy get . . . ah . . . -shounen-ai- MG RL
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,700 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/18/2004 - Published: 5/20/2004
Inns Are For Getting Drunk by RianneHime reviews
-ONE-SHOT- Matthew comes across Guy, and decides to share a drink . . . . and to cash in on a few favors. Sneakily, of course. Guy's POV (shounen ai)
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,013 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/17/2004 - Complete
Sweet Silence by yukuro reviews
Tired of Momoshiro's constant monkey chatter, Echizen goes to Fuji for advice. Unfortunately, Fuji is too willing to comply. Everyone knows there's really only one way to shut somone up... [MomoshiroxEchizen], [OishixKikumaru], [TezukaxFuji], [InuixKaidoh
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,892 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/8/2004 - Complete
My Master's Desire by Ryuuza reviews
Eclipse once said his only concern was what his master desired. So what is it exactly that Lord Raenef wants? Simple: Eclipse. [Yaoi. Fluff. Citrus.] Complete.
Demon Diary - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,282 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/10/2004 - Published: 11/25/2003 - Complete
The Colors of Autumn by yukuro reviews
On Kikumaru Eiji's birthday, the Seigaku Regulars cause mass chaos around themselves. Why do people that encounter Fuji and Tezuka always end up hospitalized? [Golden Pair], [TezukaxFuji], [MomoshiroxEchizen]
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,038 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/7/2003 - Complete
Cinnamon Eclipse by Ryuuza reviews
Eclipse goes to wake his demon lord. Raenef sleeps and dreams and Eclipse is tempted... Cinnamon, anyone? Yaoi. Fluff. Lime.
Demon Diary - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,269 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/18/2003 - Published: 11/4/2003
Early Morning Musings by Cheshire reviews
Jack gets Will drunk. Will thinks, mostly of Jack. Set in the same timeline as Freedom. JackxWill slash
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2003 - Will T., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Cool Inspiration by Ocean reviews
YY Yuugi is trying to get across to Yami just how many popsicles the pharaoh consumes. Only Yami doesn't really care as he as other things on his mind. The heat of the day is going to ruin Yuugi's concentration and inspire Yami's imagination. Complete
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,087 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/14/2003 - Published: 5/31/2003 - Complete
Chocolate Met Amethyst by Deiji Kuzawa reviews
*Shounen-ai/Yaoi, AU* They started out as friends, but as events change their lives and the people around them, Kenshin and Sanosuke find themselves being drawn to each other more and more. R and R!
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,388 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/31/2003 - Published: 3/7/2003 - Sanosuke, Kenshin
Tonight by LadyStardust3 reviews
Yaoi get together fic. Sora/Riku, fluff, *lemon* and absolutely pointess but nevertheless sweet.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,936 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/17/2003 - Published: 2/16/2003
Shadow by Ykarzel reviews
Part 1 of Shades Yugi's in love, and won't talk to Yami. All Yami wants to do is help, but that's so hard to do when he's heart broken. YAOI Link to lemon.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,938 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/6/2003
A Not So Typical Insert Fic by Neko-chan -Silvered Tongue reviews
...AKA: When Yaoi/Shounen-ai Authors Run Amok. ...what happens when Neko-chan and random yaoi authors are tossed into the YGO! universe? Why, insanity, mayhem, madness, chaos, and even MORE chaos, of course! Fun, fun!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/19/2002
The True Mary Sue by Java Green reviews
The Java-Sue abomination continues. It just won't die! Ch. 8 up - hobbit cuddles, growing a spine, and the naked elves
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,005 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/15/2002 - Published: 3/1/2002
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1176 - Favs: 1,981 - Follows: 162 - Published: 1/8/2002
Be Awake by Ruaki reviews
Morning after' fluffiness. I should be shot. Ren x Horohoro.
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/10/2001 - Horohoro U., Ren T. - Complete
Real Nice by Tomo Trillions reviews
[C/A slash!] Aziraphale discovers the risks of gambling with demons under the influence of alchohol. ^-^
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,745 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/25/2001
Queen Relena and the Beautiful Bishonen by FormerlyKnownAsRin reviews
Relena kidnaps Heero for her harem. Based on Veggie Tale's King George and the Rubber Ducky. (shonen ai)
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/15/2001
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Enigma reviews
Everything you knew, everything you thought... It can all be changed by one person. Gene Starwind is a college student. He thinks he's straight. His roommate Fred Luo begs to differ. Now, who is right, and who is wrong? SHOUNEN AI, LANGUAGE Gasp.
Outlaw Star - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,628 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/1/2005 - Published: 8/25/2003 - Gene S., Fred L.
Valentine's Day reviews
Sirius stumbles over a confession to Remus due to my poor writing skills. Really, J.K. Rowling should have come out about these two... SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,767 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/23/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Hear It In Your Sleep reviews
Yuki muses to himself one night as he watches Shuichi sleep. Bad summary, don't bother whining to me about it.. SHOUNEN AI duh
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/14/2003 - Eiri Y., Shuichi S. - Complete
What Is Love? reviews
Gene tries to figure out exactly what it is that he feels for Fred... and what the hell he's going to do about it. Meanwhile, Fred does a little musing himself. SHOUNEN AI and LANGUAGE Left up for the same reason as Pool Party.
Outlaw Star - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,642 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/4/2003 - Published: 4/27/2003 - Gene S., Fred L. - Complete
Pool Party reviews
There isn't enough Outlaw Star man smex out there, so I thought I'd leave this piece of rubbish up. Gene is invited to a pool party, hosted by Fred, of course. Hello, seduction. SHOUNEN AI
Outlaw Star - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,335 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2003 - Gene S., Fred L. - Complete
Duo and the Beast reviews
This makes me sad, it's such rubbish. But people seem to like it, so. If you can't get the concept from the title... well. AU Huzza. FINISHED W EPILOGUE Link to Lemon
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,162 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/21/2003 - Published: 11/13/2002 - Duo M., Heero Y. - Complete
Love in an Elevator reviews
Kinda hope we get stuck... It's old, it's rubbish, what can I say.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,772 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/14/2003 - Duo M., Heero Y. - Complete
Just A Little Mistletoe reviews
A Christmasy, old, rubbish 1x2 fic. Also appears to have hints of 3x4. Enjoy if you must.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,771 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/19/2002 - Duo M., Heero Y. - Complete