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Author has written 11 stories for Naruto, and Harry Potter.

So sad.

Hey, I'm Lee.

I'm too old to have lived this long and too young to talk about the way I want to die.

Born in CA, grew up some in NY, went to High school in CT, and now I live in PA. If you live in Philly, talk to me any time. I need new friends.

I've changed my name, so if you knew me before, it was AngelArchive18. My name now is Cyrano Lee. Its pronounced sigh. rah. no. (I know there's another way to pronounce it, but I like it this way)


I just decided that change was needed, and this was it.


Click Orgasm- Doesn't live up to its rating. I just put it there because more people'd view it if I did. Not meant to offend. It was also written for a friend, who started clicking her pen and...

Letter from the Deceased- Also less funny and inappropriate than expected. I just wrote it because I was wondering what my sister was learning at school. Obviously, I didn't expect it to be that.

Together [Complete] (Kyu.Nar)- One of my older pieces of work. I should re-write it but... sex is sex, ain't it?

Puppy Love [Complete] (Nar.Nej)- One of my more successful fanfics. That's the first time I started experimenting with new kinds literary sex... in writing style I mean. I'm trying to progress more in The Mask as well, because I want to figure out how to write in a way that doesn't make either men out to be a female.


Rave, Love, Sex [Complete] (Nar.Gaa)- One of my first times ever writing sex. And writing about dances. I've improved with that, but I'm still trying to perfect the image of dancing so people can actually envision it the way they do scenery. It is old. Don't judge me; I've gotten better.

The Kitchen Table [Complete] (Nar.Ita/ Sas.Nar.Ita)- Raunchy Ita.Nar and then Sas.Ita.Nar, which I like to acronym as S.I.N. People like to sin, so why not give them their own proper nature. It involves kinkiness and vegetables. (Please do not try this at home.)

Short Stories

To Loathe a Sunbeam [Complete] (Gaa.Nar.)- Has some of my sexiest material in it yet. I've gotten the reactions okay, I think, and it was written as a response to Heaven or Hell's I'd Crush You if I Could story. I loved the story (even if it could use a little beta magic) that I read it twice, and then I just responded. If you like an in character, mean Gaara, and your blonde's really inexplicably annoying, I suggest this.

The Bet [Complete] (Gaa.Nar)- Had much less sex in it than I wanted, but it was the best I could do under stress at the time. I got the story just right thanks to a long standing reviewer, TigrezzTail. If any of you like my work, its because T's been pushing me to be better. I give much thanks.

Athenian Prophecy (Drarry)- I stopped, I started, I deleted, I brought back, I stopped, I figured out what was gonna happen, and let me tell you its much shorter than originally planned. Also let me say that whatever it was that I was pretending to do is over. Now I'm struggling with other things. I PROMISE THAT I WILL FINISH IT. EVENTUALLY.

Novels (?)

Aqua Vitae Purls Sweetly in Nightmares (Drarry)- I've changed my mind so much about this one. It brings on some serious cases that people only write shortly about in fanfiction, like trauma and friendship and what it means to hold a grudge and a bunch of other things people might or might not have dealt with. I tell you now- most of my heart and soul is in this one.

The Mask (Gaa.Nar)- (HAITUS) I started this, but I can't do it. Every time I start it, it gets more convoluted as I go on. Plus the ending is horrible (I haven't even written it.) I'm re-writing the beginning (for the second time) and I may or may not discontinue it.

Coming up next!

Quiet Ones (Lee. Gaa)- In a sleepy town in a sleepy district in a sleepy state... well, its always the quiet ones, isn't it? Features: gore, character death (this is not a tragedy), graphic sex, rough graphic sex, angst, mafia, illegal drugs, forms of self harm, abuse... you know, my usual.

Strikers (Lee. ?)- This one is pretty heavy. I'm going to pair Lee with the following people: Gaara, Naruto, Kiba, Sai, Kimimaro... and I think that's it. This is a sport's fic, even though I know nothing about futbol (only that it's cool) Features: mild gore (compares to the others), kidnapping, child abuse, some (mention of) sex between children, naivety, loneliness, character death, pain, inaccurate cultural references (and some appropriation.)

Ryder (Drarry)- Meant to be short. I haven't read a lot about dragon's as individual species, except maybe some where Draco is secretly a dragon blah blah blah. If you like a good NotGuiltyAboutWar!Draco and Suspicious!Harry then this is for you. Also if you like some meaningless action.

Olympain Heresy (Drarry)- Longer than its prequel Athenian Prophesy, and with a better ending. Balances past lives with present lives, a little bit of old and new magic teaching. Some discrimination, some angst, some love and maybe a loss or two.

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Déjà Vu by VivacissimoVoce reviews
One-shot. Draco is experiencing something strange. Everything is weird and repeating. Everything is repeating and weird. Draco is experiencing something strange.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,409 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/24/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Tangent Lines by trollnexus reviews
HPDM slash, EWE. Draco built himself a cottage by a forest after the war in order to distract himself from his circular thoughts and provide himself some shelter from a world that does not want him. Not all circles are bad, however. The circle his arms made around Potter's torso as they escaped the Fiendfyre was nice, for example. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,502 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Shackled and Bound by Galactic Foxes reviews
Their pasts connected them, in more ways than one. Lee hides his pain behind a smile while Gaara pushes everyone away. Will Lee be able to break into Gaara's heart or will Gaara just seek to break Lee's mask?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,008 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Lee R., Gaara
Only For The Lucky by SunseticMonster reviews
Finished-Written for HP GetLucky Fest! Things were going well for Draco Malfoy after the war. He was working as a professor and always made the papers for his charitable contribution to Muggle causes. But when Malfoy is rushed into St Mungos hospital for a psychotic break, Healer Harry Potter realizes that Malfoy's success is not all what it seems. Healer!Harry PotionsAddict!Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 65,952 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Marble by TheClayrSawMe reviews
Draco forever stands on the edge of the forest. In the rain, in the sun, in the snow. Harry tries to save him, because in the end he just can't help himself. HPDM, Post-War
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,358 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Theory of True Love by sweet-and-simple reviews
A man obsessed with porn once discovered the Theory of True Love. Scientists don't agree with him, so they decide to do a little study of their own... GaaLee, SasuNaru, Dominant/Submissive, mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,554 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Illogical by Haitorei reviews
They acted differently. Ate differently. Spoke differently. Fought differently. Loved differently. It didn't make any logical sense. But with Naruto, you couldn't exactly be logical. OneShot. NaruNeji Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,332 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Naruto U., Neji H. - Complete
Hollow High by Prince-Malice reviews
GaaNaru FanDAY! They can broadcast as many high school shows as they can imagine, but nothing can quite draw the same reaction from others as the real struggle taking place in hollow halls. M, Slash, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36,818 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Teach Me to Dance by inuyasha 303 reviews
Sakura tells us that we need to lead the dance at the festival. Great… Just how I want to spend my time... And then that Baka has to ask me to teach him how to dance. Hn, he's so lucky I'm in a good mood. Yaoi, NaruSasu, M, one-shot, lemon edited out.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,297 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mnemosyne by YamiTenshi reviews
'Memory has a geography inside the body, physical and sometimes trackable...' He hoped the Sight went away soon. He didn't know how much longer he could stand to watch Gaara be in such pain. NaruGaa
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,955 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
The Beanie Files: Love in Shades of Gray by Silver Moon Lit Forest reviews
People don't always need a reason to fall in love. Sometimes a person has a quality that makes you look up and just breathlessly say "Wow."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,072 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Kakashi H., Lee R. - Complete
Strange Play With Strangers by DarlingandDarlinger reviews
In which Naruto is accosted in the shower by a murderer but distracts him with his blinding wit, or lack thereof. Crack! Gaa/Naru, kind of. Don't take this seriously.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,644 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
I kissed a b o y by PRETTYPRINCESSchan reviews
NarutoxGaara. AU - Club Scene.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Naruto U., Gaara
The Incredible Race by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy, Aurors, are forced to join a televised global race in order to provide some free positive publicity for the Ministry, despite the fact that Aurors Potter and Malfoy don't exactly get along. MATURE ADULT CONTENT. It's also my favourite fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,325 - Reviews: 1121 - Favs: 1,570 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sleeping Beauty by MaryHammieQ reviews
Naruto has the sudden urge to touch his best friend while he's asleep. Consumed by lust, Naruto doesn't realize that his friend was awake and fully aware of what was happening. Oh, whatever could happen next? Contains Yaoi and lemony goodness
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Hands On by HiDiNgFrOmYoU reviews
Written for ShoulderDevil. Lee just CANNOT get will he find a way to remember the muscles? How indeed! And how will his idol Gai-sensei end up helping? Rated M for a reason and...eesh...this pairing is a prickle for me all, just a warning!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Lee R., Gai M. - Complete
No Such Thing as Stability by LindenMae reviews
AU 4 years after the war. After struggling with their respective places in the world, Zuko and Sokka find eachother in Ba Sing Se. Dark themes, angst, SLASH
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 72,872 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Zuko, Sokka - Complete
Diplomacy by Cirrat reviews
COMPLETE! Rock Lee is definitely a great fighter - but can he do diplomacy? Lee on a long-term mission in Suna, rated for the violence and sexual themes in the later chapters. Contains yaoi themes and spoilers up to the manga chapter 475
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,694 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Gaara, The Big Fluffy Monster by Gaara and his Little Panda-kun reviews
Naruto's having a bad day, and Sasuke, Neji, and Gaara try to cheer him up. Too bad nothing Sasuke or Neji does works. Until they find a certain costume and a certain candidate ripe for the picking... YAOI, NaruGaa, no lemon unless you beg for one .
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,252 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Reparations by Sara's Girl reviews
Harry is about to discover that the steepest learning curve comes after Healer training, and that second chances can be found in unexpected places. HPDM pre-slash/slash. Now completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 92,767 - Reviews: 1106 - Favs: 2,240 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
No Substitute by StarkBlack reviews
Kiba has a heart to heart with Sai, and learns there's much more to the artist than he first thought. Sadness, loneliness, and confusion plague the pale beauty, and Sai doesn't even understand why... Warnings: Language and graphic sex between two males.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,843 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Kiba I., Sai - Complete
The kitsune and the Taijutsu spetialist by hiddenlotuselee reviews
One day Kakashi decides to take his team to train with gai's team. but as Naruto and Lee start to hang out they start to develop a relationship. horrable summery I know. LeeNaruto, Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,856 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Lee R., Naruto U. - Complete
An Unexpected Day by Yumi Asuka reviews
Some days start out normal. Until an annoying teammate ruins breakfast. NaruSai. Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,879 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Ecstasy Ramen by crackficwhores reviews
[CRACKFIC][NejiNaru] Naruto tries out a new flavour of ramen: ecstasy. Craziness ensues. Never forget your pants. Watch out for the Hyuugas. [Hinata can predict the future! Kind of.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/2/2005 - Naruto U., Neji H.
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Aqua Vitae Purls Sweetly in Nightmares reviews
Potter's got anxiety. Malfoy... He's got everything else. "Let us hope that old animosities are buried," McGonagall said, as she wrung her hands. Warning: Mentions of Sexual Violence, Mentions of Physical Violence, Physical Violence, Substance Abuse, Mental Disorders, Physical Disorders, Self-harm.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,502 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Mask reviews
[HAITUS.. I've been toying with the beginning and the end, and if you haven't read Naruto, this follows rather closely.] It started with his clothes and the glint. The sharpness of his eyes, and the way he spoke. It was a the subtle changes that made them realize that no one has a real hold on the true Naruto. None but a select few.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 102,552 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Naruto U., Gaara
Athenian Prophecy
A man flees his home in Athens. A wary Athena takes notice, and sets the trials for this man. And so, she seeped into the nightmares of he, of his lover past and present. A story of ancient passions and the fires of magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,019 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Bet reviews
Someone had to make it up. They just don't know if they were insane before or after it happened. Gaara has to complete a bet: He must date Naruto to win his prizes. And what prizes they are.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,397 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
To Loathe a Sunbeam reviews
Little response to Heaven or Hell's 'I'd Crush You if I Could.' Summary: He knew how to hate everything. He might have been born that way. He doesn't know what hate isn't, and Naruto becomes his fine line of sunlight between hate and love. SLASH!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,169 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Letter from the Deceased reviews
To all those who know me, this is why I haven't reviewed in the last month or so. To all those who don't this is what they teach my eight year old sister in school.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Zabuza M., Haku - Complete
Puppy Love reviews
Also called The Leash. With somber, sexy looks, weather undefined, and a dog named 'Paw.' Did I mention SEX? Well there is. Happy birthday, ChidorixCixBritannia! You're the best! ;-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,408 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Neji H., Naruto U. - Complete
Click Orgasm reviews
Sasuke tests his endurance with Kiba. Written for petels-the-shaymin, who's new favorite word is, 'Click.' Rated T for fun.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Kiba I., Sasuke U. - Complete
Rave, Love, Sex reviews
In that order. For my good friend, Cianna-mv500. Thanks again, Kianna-chan!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,801 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
The Kitchen Table reviews
What was one do with it? Eat on it, of course. For Aoi-Sora-Ryuu. PWP. The last part is up!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,538 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Together reviews
For silverXShadow. Let's just say Naruto and Kyuubi like being together. A lot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete