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Author has written 12 stories for Twilight, NCIS, Monster High, and Criminal Minds.

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'This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost
then copy and paste this in your profile
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...
" If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

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Lily by CrazyNinjaChicks reviews
What would you do if you found a little girl in a wardrobe on a crime scene?
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 19,844 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D.
NCIS The family by Megatron37 reviews
NCIS team as a family: Jenny,mother & Gibbs, Father & Tony, older brother & Kate, middle child & Abby, Younger sister & Ziva, Tony's Girlfriend & McGee, Abby's best friend & Ducky, Grandfather Note: I don't own any of the characters
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Drabbles by Eclipse-Vamp reviews
A collection of Twilight drabbles. Each 100 words exactly. Most will center around Jasper and Alice's relationship and characters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 11,940 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Jane Volturi's Diary by hopesandpastdesires reviews
You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll lose 10lbs. Follow Jane Volturi as she records all the fascinating events in her life. Who said that life in the Volturi was all about blood and being evil?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 52 - Words: 58,523 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Jane, Alec - Complete
Chemistry by JENTWCSINYFAN2 reviews
Abby Scuito/ Spencer reid, frienship/ relationship and how they balance that with demanding jobs at NCIS and the BAU
Crossover - NCIS & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Abby S., S. Reid - Complete
Take me or leave me by Mrs Marcus Volturi reviews
She is the high classed girl, he is the school heart throb/jock. They seem ot be the perfect couple until at the school dance, he resorts back to his old ways. Jibbs pairing. Song: Take me or leave me from 'Rent'
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,068 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Jenny Shepard
Holiday spirit by barrani reviews
My gift fic for Chit chat corner. Reid hates the holidays. Can Emily reintroduce him to the magic of Christmas? Can she be the gift waiting for him under the Christmas tree.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,054 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 12/14/2010 - S. Reid, E. Prentiss - Complete
Of Gingerbread and Mistletoe by LoveMeThatsAllIAskOfYou reviews
CM Christmas Gift Fic Exchange Challenge! Story for DustyTiger! Spencer is out shopping with Emily and while out they learn some new things about each other that might come in handy. Give it try!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/16/2010 - E. Prentiss, S. Reid - Complete
These Moments by Azzi.Turner reviews
Semi-sequel to Moments Like These, but can be read alone. A series of one shots where the team recognises the true worth of friendship and family. Lots of Gibbs/Abby father/daughter and Tony/Abby friendship. Hints of McAbby, Tiva and Jibbs. Mild swearing.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Abby S., Tony D.
The New Director's Secret by Twilight Trekky reviews
Set after Kill Ari. Tony is curious about the new director. Why does she always exchange sad glances with Gibbs? Tony does some research and finds out something he wished he hadn't. And as always, one bad thing leads to another... JIBBS MCABBY
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,407 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Monkey bars by LoveMeThatsAllIAskOfYou reviews
Reid is sinking and fast. Is there anyone to help him? Round 3 fanfiction challenge. :
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2010 - E. Prentiss, S. Reid - Complete
Prank War by TeamCullen2011 reviews
This takes place on the sunday of their weekend together. And it ends Monday night. After watching prank patrol Bella really wants to prank Carlisle. And after Carlisle gets pranked he promises her payback. What will Carlisle do.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,932 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
Baby Brother by Rosine reviews
Abby is being overheard and Gibbs tells tale to his boss. spoiler for the 403, 'singled out' but I see this happening in the middle of the fifth season. A very short one-shot for now but maybe more, later on.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Star Struck by REIDFANATIC reviews
One Shot. Emily Prentiss and Dianna Reid share some time together during a tense time
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/9/2010 - E. Prentiss, Diana R.
The Gun to Her Holster by madame.alexandra reviews
The fearless probie redhead feels a certain Leroy Jethro Gibbs should say nicer things to his wife. A tribute to pop culture, laughter, and no-angst. Jibbs, if you tilt your head and stick out your tongue. In the dawn of Jen's probie days.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Jenny Shepard - Complete
Alice by reader13lovesbooks reviews
Discontinued.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 64,046 - Reviews: 2079 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Pillow by the-vampire-act reviews
ONESHOT. Reid needs a pillow. : Pleaz R&R!"
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/10/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Family by AtLoLevad reviews
On a day off, Gibbs' team spends the day together. Oneshot.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Jenny Shepard - Complete
One In A Million by SillyOldThing reviews
A distraught Emily gets an unexpected visit. Reid has failed a friend in the past, but he's not going to be pushed away this time...Emily/Reid, Minimal Loss spoilers. Ch. 12 Up! Rated M for later chapters
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,741 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 11/3/2008 - E. Prentiss, S. Reid - Complete
One Huge Step by PartyinmyPants reviews
“No,” she whispered, this time realizing what she was doing. Now just wasn’t the time for her. And besides, she thought his proposal was kind of lousy.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,576 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Jenny Shepard - Complete
How To Kill Leon Vance by MissJayne reviews
A collection of oneshots in which Leon Vance dies. Pretty much self explanatory.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 14,567 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Complete
Dear Diary by david schmitt reviews
Alice is a girl who never says a word to anybody. Will her diary tell any of her secrets? How about her feelings about that new kid, Jasper?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,592 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Alice, Jasper
True Confessions by Jael73 reviews
Sometimes, the ones you love are the last to know. Abby & Ducky.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,657 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Ducky M., Abby S.
Vampire or Penguin? Vampenguin! by Becca962 reviews
Emmett needs another vacation. Carlisle and Esme decide to go with to keep him out of trouble. Will they have any luck? If I want my story to be funny they won't! :D Rated T Totally funny! One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,036 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Campfire song song! by Kady Whitlock reviews
When Emmett, Alice, and Bella watch spongebob they decide to write their own version. How will they use it to their advantege? one shot. funny!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Shh, We're in a Library! by Becca962 reviews
Alice needs to find a book, and Emmett is dragged along. Emmett has fun with Curious George, Nancy Drew, Middle School Drama, and creepy librarians. :D R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Emmett, Alice - Complete
Jelly Beans by Becca962 reviews
Emmett buys the pack a 20lb bag of jelly beans. They decide to have a little contest. With thousands of flavors, anything can happen! Super Funny! R&R Rated T just in case...... :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Jacob, Emmett - Complete
Fun At Walmart by Becca962 reviews
Based off the list on a bunch of peoples profiles! Super funny story about Alice and emmett going to Walmart...Chaos! Probably 3 chapters. R&R Rated just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,767 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Emmett, Alice - Complete
The Cullen Kids by LadyAlera reviews
Have you ever wondered what the Cullen kids would be like as well... kids? I will probably continue, but the stories won't be consecutive.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Emmett
Jasper Vs The Rubix Cube by Burning 'Til There's Dark Blue reviews
Jasper attempts to solve a Rubix Cube...it doesn't end well.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Jasper - Complete
Jasper and the shockythingy by ninja unicorn101 reviews
Hey! This is my very first fan fiction! It's very short, but very funny, as all of my friends say! One-shot! R&R PLEASE!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Jasper - Complete
Spain and Supergalactic Space Travelers by Becca962 reviews
Used to be called Vacations. Another one of my Emmett stories! Emmet takes the guys on an Itergalctic adventure with spaceships, illegal activity, and hobos. Alice takes the girls to Spain. Really Funny series of 4 chapters and an epilogue. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,448 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Emmett, Alice - Complete
For Everything There Is A Season by Trivette Lover Heather reviews
In Memory of Actress, Nina Foch. Known to us fans as the beloved, Mrs. Mallard.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Complete
Emmett Plays with Matches by Becca962 reviews
Emmett makes a mistake and Alice is mad. She destroys Emmett's Jeep. Revenge war ensues! Post BD One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Emmett, Alice - Complete
Atlantis by Becca962 reviews
Emmett decides he wants to go underwater exploring. He takes his family with him. Anything can happpen. Will Emmett find Atlantis? And what truly is a fruitcake? Rated T just in case :D R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,129 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Emmett - Complete
Camping Trip by Candygal reviews
The team go Camping ...
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,900 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Complete
A Christmas Fairytale by ExLibris3 reviews
Two strangers meet in Paris on Christmas Eve. Is it a Christmas miracle? AU. Jibbs. Oneshot.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
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Family reviews
"Hey mommy?" Tony asked, staring up. "Mmhm?" Jenny answered, cleaning up the china. "Sometimes, you really get on my nurbs." A series of the Gibbs's funny/family experiences.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 15,348 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 11/25/2010
Unique reviews
"Your right." She laughed and looked around the small room. "We are a family."-Take an adventure and be inside the time-line from when Tony was born, to the end of it all. Join this unique family on their humor filled experiences.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2011
A Sound Never Heard reviews
Everything happens for a reason right? I'm supposed to fear the Volturi, and hate the wolves. Well, I broke both of those rules, and now, Battles stretch across the land. I'm doomed. EmmettxRosalie CarlislexEsme BellaxEdward Jalice Werewolf/VolturixOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,596 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011
Yikes reviews
"Bwue !Wellow!Wed! Gween!Pwink!"Nicky yelled, trying to think of other colors. "Pewple! Bwown! Bwack! White!"She added. JJ laughed as Reid pointed to the green floor. "What color is this?" He asked. "PWINK!" Nicky yelled. Emily adopts Nicky.What happens?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - E. Prentiss, S. Reid
Quite New
"You like that stuff?"The teen smiled,icing smeared on her face."Yeah, Try."The teen stuck the spoon in the vampires mouth,before ducking.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,648 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Alec
BAU's Rubix Trouble reviews
Each Bau member tries to find a way to solve a small, but, colorful cube. Who solves it. You may be amazed by the answer to it! For Mrs Marcus Volturi
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2011
Rubix Cube reviews
Each of the Cullen family tries to solve a simple rubix cube. What happens. Who will solve it?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Complete
MakeOver Time :P reviews
Alice, Rosalie, Bella, and Nicky do make-overs. I hope you read, not one of my best, but I would say an okay story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Complete
Jasper Whitlock's Thing reviews
This is Jasper's diary, A.K.A thing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Alice, Jasper
Disappear Reappear reviews
Nicky is the new kid. or Ghost. She has trouble fitting in. Okay, She can't really fit in at all. Will that change?
Monster High - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/11/2010
Heels reviews
Jennifer Shepard is the probie. Like, 2 days old, and, she wears heels and flip-flops. That click. And her niece and Tom Morrow's little girl come into to the story. Causing our poor Gibbs a head-ache! LOL!
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Best Friend VS Good friend reviews
A good friend does differently than best friend.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/28/2010