Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, Emergency, Death Note, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.
Hey! Sorry that it has been so long, life got in the way, and I lost track of fanfiction and I'm still in the process of coming back.
Update on The Savior* its officially on hiatus until I complete it. I know its been years and I feel horrible. The story is all in bullet points on random pieces of paper. So I need to hunt those down. I will work on it in spare time. But I wont publish a new chapter until the story is fully complete. I owe it to you guys. So hopefully soon I will be back. (maybe not tonight/tomorrow/or a week from now, but I will come back and with a completed story!)
Thank you for listening to my rambles!
I have the stories posted there as well as other things!! XD
Found on FB/Tumblr:
hey I just met you
and this is crazy
but I read all of your fanfiction in a single night and I cried over all of it and I finished the latest WIP at like four a.m. but it ended on a cliffhanger and I can't stand not knowing and I dreamed about it last night and I'm going to live in constant misery until it's resolved
so update maybe
I am always looking for some awsome stories to read so if you want to suggest me some i will gladly read them lol!
I, Ninjapirate101, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else. I have joined the Review Revolution.
some stories that i read alot are
when Naruto wears the "mask"
According to semeuke.com i am a:
You are a Chibi Seme
You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyant Flaming Uke to match wits and really bring out your aggressive side to expose you for the seme that you are.
Most compatible with: Flaming Uke, Badass Uke
ummmmm i may start to write stories on here, i am already working on one but not to sure if i should post it until one of my sister's reads it and if she likes it or not...I Now have two stories up!!! I hope you guys like them!!! Please review so i can find out if they are actually good or terrible kay then sooooooo til later bye!!!!!!
[Mr. Mackey is chastising Craig for continually coming to his office. Without warning, Craig shows him his middle finger]
Mr. Mackey: HEY! Did you just flip me off?!
Craig: [lowering his middle finger] No.
Mr. Mackey: Yes you did, I saw you!
Stan: Ah! A snake!
Kyle: No, dude, that's a branch.
Stan: Oh. Ah! It's a snake!
Kyle: No, dude, that's the same branch again.
Miss Stevens: Stan, what is it?
Stan: Snake! [points to a snake, everyone gasps]
Pablo: Oh yes, this is what we call a coral snake. Notice the red markings. Quite an amazing creature.[Stan screams and runs away]
Pablo: What's the matter, little boy?
Cartman: He's a little wuss, what's it look like?
Stan: I'm just scared of snakes.
Pablo: Now, now, you must remember. This snake is more afraid of us than we are of it.[snake chokes Pablo to death]
Miss Stevens: Oh, my God![snake starts to eat Pablo]
Cartman: Yeah, that snake is pretty scared of us, all right.[snake continues to eat Pablo]
Miss Stevens: Jesus Christ! Is he dead?[snake excretes remains of Pablo]
Stan: Dude!Kyle: My guess would be yes.
Miss Stevens: Oh, no! God, no! Now don't panic, children.
Cartman: [hitting coral snake with a stick] Bad! That's a bad snake! [runs away as the snake starts chasing him]
Kelly: [to Kenny] Lenny, can I tell you something?
Kelly: I think I like you.
Kelly: Yes, I think we communicate really well.
Kenny: Wow, that's great!
Kelly: No, that's not great.
Kenny: That's not great?
Kelly: Yes, I live on the opposite side of the country, and when this choir tour ends we'll never see each other again and I'm only going to get my heart broken I just can't get feelings for you. I just can't, Lenny!
Cartman: Mister! You gotta help me, I'm starving to death!
Worker: What are you doing out here, little boy?
Cartman: I was with my class, and we got all lost in the rainforest and I need some food; I'm fading fast.
Worker: Lost in the rain forest? Oh my Lord! Where are all the others?
Cartman: Food! I have to have food! [collapses]
Worker: Oh my God! Get this child some food quick!
Cartman: [lifts his head up] Chicken wings.
Worker: Chicken wings!
Cartman: [lifts his head again] Medium spicy.
Kelly: Oh, stop! I wanna go home! I hate the rainforest!
Kenny: [stops and hugs her] Come on, it'll be all right.
Kelly: Oh, Lenny, hold me. Oh no, I can't get attached to you. Oh, but I do like you. But I'm only going to get my heart broken.
Kenny: [frustrated] Oh, FUCK YOU!
Kelly: Lenny, if we make it out of this, I wanna be your girlfriend, even if we live on either side of the country, I don't care. [moves over to cuddle Kenny. Kelly attempts pick her nose, which proves difficult because she is tied up]
Kelly: Okay, Lenny, in order to keep up our long-distance relationship, we have to call each other every other day.
Kenny: Okay. [lightning bolt strikes him]
Kelly: Lenny! No!
Stan: Oh my God, they killed Kenny!
Kyle: You bastards!
Kelly: What? Who killed him?
Stan: Uh, they did.
Kelly: Who's "they"?
Stan: You know, they.
Kyle: They're, they're bastards.
Kelly: Well, don't just stand there, help him.
Kyle: Help him?
Kelly: Argh! [pounds on Kenny's stomach] Breathe! [gives him CPR] Breathe! [pounds on his stomach some more] Breathe you son of a bitch! [Kenny coughs]
Kyle: [shocked] Whoa, dude!
Stan: Ms. Stevens, you have a bug on your back.
Ms. Stevens: Oh, could you swat it off? [turns around to reveal giant fly on her back]
Cartman (Whacking a Three Toed Slothwith a stick) Bad! That's a bad three toed sloth!
"Sorry I'm late guys...I got lost on the road of life." Kakashi Hatake
Crazy? I was crazy once. My parents locked me in a round room, and told me to go sit in a corner. Corner? I couldnt find a corner. That bugged me. Bugs? I hate bugs! They drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once...
"For some reason...I'm beginning to...fall in love with you!"--Hatake Kakashi (To Naruto)
"I'm Kakashi Hatake. Things I like and things I hate...I don't feel like telling you that. My dreams for the future...never really thought about it. As for my hobbies...I have lots of hobbies."Kakashi Hatake
"Under this mask, is another mask."Kakashi Hatake
"Those who break the rules of the ninja world are scum...yes, that's true. However...those who abandon their friends...are worse than scum"Kakashi Hatake
"I'm telling you this because you don't get it, you think you get it, which isn't the same as actually getting it. Get it?"Kakashi Hatake
"Naruto, it was really cool how you removed the poison and all, but if you lose any more blood, you're going to die. Good idea to stop the bleeding now.. seriously."Kakashi Hatake
"What kind of priest are you?" -Vash
"I am Valentinez Alkalinelia Xifax Sicidabohertz Gumbigobillo Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovicci Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser. Don't hesitate to call." - Vash introducing himself to Wolfwood (Trigun)
You say BABY PINK
Kagura: You don't know what a woman feels like when she's in love!
"Hmm? Did you say something?"Kakashi Hatake
Kyo: Jason... Jason... why does that name sound familiar?
Yuki: What can I learn from a stupid cat like you? You didn’t even know that Jason isn’t really a bear. He’s a character in a horror film.
"A ninja must see beneath the beneath."Kakashi Hatake
"here's a curse for you...may all your bacon burn"Fire Demonhowl's moving castle
“The Immortal Captain Jack Sparrow.” It has such a lovely ring to it… Jack Sparrow
A wedding? I love weddings. Drinks all around! Jack Sparrow
Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate. Jack Sparrow
Well, yes mate. See, I’m dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It’s the honest ones you need to watch out for, because you never know when they’re going to do something incredibly… stupid. Jack Sparrow
You can keep doing that forever, the dog is NEVER going to move. Jack Sparrow
The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can’t do. For instance, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man or you can’t. But pirate is in your blood, boy, so you’ll have to square with that some day. And me, for example, I can let you drown, but I can’t bring this ship intoTortugaall by me onesies, savvy? So, can you sail under the command of a pirate, or can you not? Jack Sparrow
I think we’ve all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically. Jack Sparrow
I want you to know that I was rooting for you. Know that. Jack Sparrow
Elizabeth… it would never have worked between us darling. I’m sorry… Will… nice hat. Friends… This is the day that you will ALWAYS remember as the day that you… Jack Sparrow
Well Mr. Turner, I’ve changed me mind. If you spring me from this cell, I swear on pain of death, I shall take you to the Black Pearl and your bonnie lass. Do we have an accord? Jack Sparrow
Not if you’re the one doing the ambushing. I go in and convince Barbossa to send his men out with their little boats. You and your mates return to the Dauntless and blast the bejesus out of them with your little cannons, eh? What do you have to lose? Jack Sparrow
She’s safe, just like I promised. She’s all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we’re all men of our word really… except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman. Jack Sparrow
Worry about your own fortunes gentlemen. The deepest circle of hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineers. Jack Sparrow
When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate: I’m Captain Jack Sparrow. Jack Sparrow
You need to find yourself a girl mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You’re not a eunuch are you? Jack Sparrow
Fortunately, I know how to counter it; the man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink; the man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking. Jack Sparrow
No. I expect to leave you standing on some beach with absolutely no name at all, watching me sail away on my ship and then I’ll shout the name back to you. Savvy? Jack Sparrow
Of the two of us I am the only one who hasn’t committed mutiny, therefore my word is the one we’ll be trusting. Although, I suppose I should be thanking you because in fact, if you hadn’t betrayed me and left me to die, I would have an equal share in that curse same as you. Jack Sparrow
I have every faith in your reconciliatory navigational skills, Master Gibbs. Now where is that monkey? I want to shoot something! Jack Sparrow
I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what’s inside it! Jack Sparrow
Can’t let you do that, William. ‘Cause if Jones is dead, who’s to call his terrible beastie off the hunt, eh? Now, if you please. The key. Jack Sparrow
Let us examine that claim for a moment, former Commodore, shall we? Who was it that, at the very moment you had a notorious pirate safely behind bars, saw fit to free said pirate and take your dearly beloved all to hisself, eh? So whose fault is it *really* that you’ve ended up a rum-pot deckhand what takes orders from pirates? Jack Sparrow
Have you not met Will Turner? He’s noble, heroic – terrific soprano. Worth at least four… maybe three and a half. And did I happen to mention… he’s in love? With a girl. Due to be married. Betrothed. Dividing him from her and her from him would only be half as cruel as actually allowing them to be joined in holy matrimony, eh? Jack Sparrow
Technically, I was only captain for two years, then I was viciously mutinied upon. Jack Sparrow
Lum se se, eunich-y. Snip snip. Jack Sparrow
Cuttlefish… eh… let us not, dear friends, forget our dear friends the cuttlefish… bind them up together and they’ll devour themselves without a single thought… Human nature, in’it? Ooor… rather fish nature… So yes… we could hold up here well-provisioned and well-armed… and half of us would be dead within the month! Which seems grim to me no matter how you slice it! Or as my colleague so naively suggested, we can release Calypso, and God-willing, she will show us mercy… I rather doubt it. Can we just ignore that she is a woman scorned, the fury the likes of which Hell hath no? We cannot. And so, we are left with but one option. I agree with, and I cannot believe the words that are coming out of me mouth… Captain Swann. Jack Sparrow
Now, Will, you tell me somethin’. Have you come because you need my help to save a certain distressin’ damsel? Or… A damsel in distress? Or… whatever… Jack Sparrow
This is not my vessel. My vessel is magnificent, and fierce and huge-ish and gone. Why is it gone? Jack Sparrow
And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy? Jack Sparrow
Why should I side with any of you? Four of you have tried to kill me in the past… one of you succeeded. Jack Sparrow
If you love to sadistically torture your favourite characters in your stories, copy and paste this onto your profile.
You know you've been reading too much yaoi when...
1. You can't remember the last time you've read a no-yaoi story.
2. You read yaoi and its full of nothing but smut and lemony goodness.
3. You can't stop saying lemony goodness!
4. You see to dudes in an anime talking and you chant 'kiss! kiss!' over and over again.
5. This list actually makes sense to you.
6. You seem to not enjoy any straight pairings you used to like.
7. You wake up in the dead of night just to read them.
8. You squeal when something good happens.
9. You actually cry when something sad happens.
10. You almost break anything and everything around you and start going on a cuss rampage when something you don't like happens.
11. You blush while reading the story
12. You read a yaoi, then watch the episode it takes place in, and scream at the computer for being so stupid for changing the scenes..
If all these thing actually make sense to you, copy and post this list into your profile and add your own yaoi obbsesed thing to the list.
From Avatar: Book 2
Tea shop owner: Have some tea while you wait...
I'm going to live forever or die trying!
If Vodka was water...and I was a duck...I'd swim to the bottom and never come up...But vodka's not water and i'm not a duck...so slide me a bottle and shut the fuck up...
Bender:Dying sucks butt. How do you living beings cope with mortality?
Fry:Thanks to denial, I'm immortal.
(SaiyukiSanzo) "Embrace nothing. If you meet the buddha, kill the buddha. If you meet your father, kill your father. Only live your life as it is, not bound to anything."