hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
beta: β Beta Profile
Joined 07-12-10, id: 2443636, Profile Updated: 02-14-13
Author has written 1 story for Pokémon, and Final Fantasy VII.

My fics have an unfortunate tendency to be delayed; if I'm going to make a fic, it has to be PERFECT. If it's not, I'll keep revising it until it is.

Expect updates every other day on weekdays (hopefully), since it takes a day or two to write a chapter, and I usually don't have computer access on weekends for very long. Some delays may be expected, but keep in mind that if I start a story, I PROMISE to finish it. Even if my hiatuses become ridiculously long (which they won't unless I'm stranded in the mountains or something), I will finish any and all stories eventually.

Er, about me... Here goes:

Name: Naomi Hadasa (not sure on the spelling -- I'm not used to writing it in English) G.
Age: 17, with the mind of either a seven year-old simultaneously on crack, paint thinner, and Pixie Stix, or an angry, cynical, bitter, menopausal hag in her late 40's (I alternate)
Hair: Brown, frizzy, needs to be combed
Eyes: Black
Occupations: Video games, school, wire art, and video games. Oh yeah, and writing.
Languages: I speak English as a first language, and I happen to be pretty damn good at it, if I do say so myself, so any spelling errors or grammar fuck-ups on my part are me being lazy. I know a bit of Spanish and Hebrew, and the only Japanese/Korean I know is what I picked up from hearing others talking/text, so my stories will be entirely in English, in case I screw a translation and make a fool of myself. Sorry, no _-kun or _-san unless absolutely crucial to the plot. I've been taking Chinese for two years, and will be starting a third, but my prowess with it does not exceed basic conversational skills.

Things I like:

The Legend of Zelda, Death Note, Sonic the Hedgehog, YuGiOh The Abridged Series, Doctor Who, any video game ever (not an exaggeration -- with the exception of Dirge of Cerberus and Sonic '06), Mythbusters, Daft Punk, Eminem, Hayao Miyazaki, Harry Potter (NOTE: You will never, EVER see me write a fic for this, simply because I am under the impression that I could never come up with anything even vaguely on par with J. K. Rowling's masterpiece), Final Fantasy, TOME/TTA, and Hamsteak.

I am involved in a few roleplay threads, casual, formal, and everywhere in between, where I almost always use Cloud.

Upcoming Projects

Press F5 to Refresh -- Death Note -- Semi-Darkfic (if there is such a thing), and AU. Drama/Mystery. Will most likely be very weird.

Pairings: None (for the record, my works will be mostly gen-fics. Sorry!)

Description: Light always did feel a strange disconnect between him and other people. Perhaps that was what made it so easy to judge them, even if the means was slightly ridiculous. I mean, a killer notebook? How unrealistic.

My Son by Blood and Soul -- Doctor Who, Final Fantasy VII -- Possibly a darkfic. Depends on my mood. Suspense/Fantasy

Pairings: Canon only

Description: The hum never truly left. He could always feel it, eating away at the corners of his mind. It sang its sweet song to him, but by the time he understood what it meant, it was far too late.


Pokeymans Adventeur! -- Pokemon, Final Fantasy VII -- A badfic parody with more plot than you would think at first glance. Will have multiple crossovers.

Pairings: AshxMary Sue, any canon pairings

Description: ASH METS A BEUTIFUL GURL AND EH IS IN LUV LIEK ZOMG AND THEN THER R SUM EVIL PPL! FIRST FIC PLZ B NICE!111 The figure watching from a nearby tree scowled. It never did seem to end.

Also, with BF's permission, I'd like to put part or all of the badfic up here (with full credit, by the way) so you can all bask in its horrifying glory, but don't hold your breath.


Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Burning Arrow, Wildfire Heart by Taranea reviews
After receiving an ancient book for his birthday, Sonic finds himself transported to a fantastic world of magic and heroes - which is threatened by an evil Djinn! Cursed by a flame arrow when he dares to rise against him, Sonic will need the help not only of the genie Shahra, but also of his oldest friends to survive this adventure...Full Secret Rings game adapt, with everyone in!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 209,014 - Reviews: 1056 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Shahra
Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 1089 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Bellatrix L., Seamus F.
Genius is a Curse by Bloodshot Eyes reviews
If Light had never touched the Death Note, would he ever have found an escape from the depression and boredom that plagued him? Would he have had a future at all? T for dark themes.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 46 - Words: 179,298 - Reviews: 2485 - Favs: 2,261 - Follows: 2,140 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Light Y., L
The Emotional Illness by Tarkana262 reviews
A strange sickness has infected nearly everyone in Ponyville. It seems there is no hope for a cure - until Twilight stumbles across a strange blue box...
Crossover - Doctor Who & My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,004 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 5/17/2011 - 10th Doctor, Twilight Sparkle - Complete
Chevalier by Kitty XIII reviews
The Chevalier walk among us. Bending elements and minds, they reform the world as they see fit. Cloud's your average, bored-to-death high-schooler…so why are all these downright scary people suddenly chasing after him? CloTi; AU
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 47,859 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Cloud S., Tifa L.
Speechless by Sjezza reviews
Light became mute after an accident with criminals on his 15th birthday. While it opened his eyes, Shiro is out for revenge. The strange shivers concerning those heart attacks aren't helping either. Not to forget: what about Kira and L! Re updated!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 158,200 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Light Y., L
Just a Little Rough Around the Edges by CSKazaam reviews
Zack and Angeal expect to move through some rough spots as they ease into their new student/mentor roles. But neither expected the turn this mission would take after coming face to face with one of the most dangerous predators of them all - a dragon.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 52,711 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Zack F., Angeal H. - Complete
Star Fox: The Stowaway by M1ghtyPen reviews
Krystal adapts well to life on the Great Fox. She likes the ship, she likes the crew, and most of all she likes having friends that care about her. There's just one problem: She isn't the only new addition to the ship.
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,078 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Krystal, Fox M.
Better Than Waiting by everyday-deeds reviews
Lind L. Tailor was a man of action. And given the choice, he would rather be doing something than sitting and waiting for his death sentence. While he waits for execution, a strange visitor offers him a deal. One-shot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,582 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/6/2011 - L - Complete
Avatar by kitsune13 reviews
AU, set game-time. Given the opportunity to become the will behind their favorite video game characters, no one hesitated. Little did they know that the 'game' was more than anyone thought or that it would spiral so far off course. NO OCs. Cloud/Tifa
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 68,703 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
CUT! by Aka Pine reviews
In which Cloud is overly paranoid, fan girls are a thing to be feared, and Sephiroth just wants to do his job. Crack/parody/ fun fan-bashing. Rated for language and implied naughtiness.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,998 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
My Life as a Teenage Vampire by lucidscreamer reviews
Actor Yami Kingson makes a bad vampire movie, lusts after his costar Yugi, plots to murder the agent who got him into this mess, and maybe falls in love. "What do you mean my character SPARKLES?" AU parody of the Twilight movies/fandom
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,356 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi - Complete
A Notebook's Curse by Sjezza reviews
The world already proved to be so much more than we expected.What if it was even more than Ryuk believed it to be? Because now there is a demon as Kira, a Notebook's Curse, and Light as its unwilling host, will L be able to defeat Kira and help Light?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,638 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Light Y., L
Other Gods by Marquis Carabas reviews
The world of Coraline crosses paths with beings from the works of H. P. Lovecraft. Rated T for assorted profanites, violence, and hopefully some horror.
Crossover - Coraline & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 77,167 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Coraline J. - Complete
Smash Mind: New World by Ultiman92 reviews
It happens in an instant. The barrier between worlds is breached, and six Smashers find themselves on an unfamiliar planet. Aided by new allies and opposed by mysterious enemies, the Smashers must try to survive in a wondrous but dangerous place...Earth.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 147,795 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Complete
My Boy Builds Coffins by AngelWing1138 reviews
My boy builds coffins, he makes them all day. And it's not just for work and it isn't for play. He's made one for himself, one for me too; one of these days, he'll make one for you.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,785 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Zack F., Cloud S. - Complete
The Fifth Act by Sinnatious reviews
Cloud has an accident with a Time materia. There are people to save, and for that, some people need to die.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 38 - Words: 169,887 - Reviews: 2563 - Favs: 4,137 - Follows: 1,137 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
In the event of Alien impregnation by R.J.Young reviews
You may be a man but you could still be with child, well alien baby…
Aliens/Predator - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Complete
The Way Is Shut by The Dark Scribbler reviews
The first recon mission to North Korea has taken place. The news is not good.
World War Z - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,398 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 53 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Complete
Movie Time by TwinTrouble reviews
If Cloud, Zack and Sephiroth ever watched Advent Children. Because that movie is an extremely bad way to be introduced to the Final Fantasy VII fandom.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,562 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 52 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Forgotten Nostalgia by Perry-Dice reviews
I want to know why he leaves the flowers on the grave of someone named Soichiro Yagami. I want to know why he lingers outside the old Sakura TV station. I want to know what the ominous tombstone marked only with the letter L means." Kira Victory AU
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,777 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Light Y., Matsuda T. - Complete
Unity by The-3-Sueslayers reviews
“That hand...” said Link. Marth looked over. “That hand has to go. We can’t live like this forever. I don’t know how, but it does.” Rated T for fighting and the occasional swear word. My God. It's done.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 52 - Words: 93,293 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 3/30/2008
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10579 - Favs: 13,527 - Follows: 5,487 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Yaoi Problem by Ultiman92 reviews
Yaoi. It has the pontential for good stories, but degenerates into empty cliches and meaningless porn far too often. A clear-minded author with a sense of humor teams up with the world's worst KH yaoi writer to unearth bad trends and habits in the genre.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,735 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Complete
Metanoia by Teyke reviews
Twenty years after Meteor, Cloud is less than entirely sane.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,570 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/8/2007 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Cloud S., Denzel - Complete
Legend of Zelda: The Return by Rose Zemlya reviews
Takes place after OoT with the assumption that Link lost all of his memories of the events in the game when Zelda sent him back in time. COMPLETE
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 232,633 - Reviews: 1542 - Favs: 1,952 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 10/31/2003 - Published: 7/7/2001 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Pokeymans Adventeur! reviews
Ever wondered what goes on behind the scenes of a badfic? What's bad writing to you might be the end of the world to someone else - a fact that Misty is about to experience firsthand. Contains multiple crossovers.
Crossover - Pokémon & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,281 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Misty/Kasumi, Cloud S.