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I AM IN SIRIUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile. Because Denial is not just a river in Egypt! JK ROWLING KILLED HIM, I KNOW ... BUT HIS LEGACY LIVES ON IN ALL THE MARAUDER FICS ON THIS SITE!!

I AM IN JAMES DENIAL! JAMES IS NOT DEAD! YOU WILL AND CAN NOT SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in James denial then copy/paste this buddy! J.K. ROWLING HAS GOT TO BE BRILLIANT YET MENTAL FOR MURDERING JAMES HES FUDGING HOTTTT POTTER! JAMES POTTER (LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON) IS A LEGEND AND LEGENDS DONT DIE!

I AM IN REMUS DENIAL! REMUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Remus denial then copy/paste this into your profile. Remus Lupin IS A LEGAND! He is kind and caring! HE HASN'T DIED! NOOO!

R.I.P- Patrick Swayze, you will be in our hearts forever.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you think 'Dirty Dancing' is one of the best movies EVER!

Favorite Books-

Harry Potter Series- JK Rowling

Percy Jackson Series- Rick Riordan

Vampire Academy Series- Richelle Mead

Mortal Instruments Series- Cassandra Clare

ALL Meg Cabots

Hunger Games Series- Suzzane Collins

Just Listen- Sarah Dessen

Maximum Ride Series- James Patterson

The Infernal Devices- Cassandra Clare

The Forbidden Game Series- L.J Smith

The Dark Visions Triology- L.J Smith

Along For The Ride- Sarah Dessen

Hex Hall- Rachel Hawkins

The Best Girl- Emma Harrison

Twenty Boy Summer- Sarah Ockler

Megen Mead's Guide To McGowan Boys- Kate Brian

Anna And The French Kiss- Stephanie Perkins

Iron Fey Series- Julie Kagawa

I am a vegetarian- I love animal's wayy too much to eat them.

Hobbies- READINGGG! Dancing, singing (Though i sound like a dying duck :L) Painting, shopping, hanging out with friends, listening to music, swimming.

Gender- Giiirl. :)

Age- Old enough to be on Fanfiction and young enough to be in school. :P

I LOVE the Marauders! James/Lily are my favorite pairing closely followed by Draco/Hermione. (I make it sound like a race. Don't I? :P)

Favorite Characters-

HARRY POTTER SERIES-

Draco Malfoy

James Potter

Sirius Black

Remus Lupin

VAMPIRE ACADEMY SERIES-

Dimitri Belikov

Adrian Ishvakov

MORTAL INSTRUMENTS AND INFERNAL DEVICES-

Jace Wayland

Simon Lewis

William Herondale

James Carstairs (Jem)

ALONG FOR THE RIDE-

Eli :) , Auden

HUNGAR GAMES-

Peeta Mellark

THE FORBIDDEN GAMES-

Julian

Tom Locke

THE DARK VISIONS-

Gabriel Wolfe

MAXIMUM RIDE-

Max

Fang

ALONG FOR THE RIDE-

Eli :)

Auden

HEX HALL-

Sophie

ANNA AND THE FRENCH KISS-

Anna

Etienne St. Clair

IRON FEY-

Ash

Puck

Favorite shippers-

DracoXHermione

LilyXJames

PercyXAnnabeth

RoseXDimitri

ClaryXJace

KatnissXPeeta

FinnXRachel

WillXTessa

GabrielXKaitlyn

JulianXJenny

EliXAuden

SophieXArcher

Farrah/JaneXConner

AnnaXEtienne

MeghanXAsh

Book Character's I HATE-

Umbridge

Ginny Weasley

Crabbe/Goyle

Petter Pettigrew

Lucius Malfoy

Nathan

Lissa (Annoying :L)

Katniss Everdeen

You say Twilight
I say Harry Potter
You say vampires
I say wizards
You say Jacob Black
I say Sirius Black
you say Team Edward
I say Team Potter
You say Robert Pattison
I'll say "is Cedric Diggory"
You say Robert Pattison is hot
I say Tom Felton is ~HOTTER
You think Bella and Edward are the perfect dream couple?
I think that's Lily and James
You say Edward
I'll say Harry, now STUPEFY!

The sorting hat says that I belong in Gryffindor!

Said Gryffindor, "We'll teach all those with brave deeds to their name."

Students of Gryffindor are typically brave, daring, and chivalrous.
Famous members include Harry, Ron, Hermione, Albus Dumbledore (head of Hogwarts), and Minerva McGonagall (head of Gryffindor).

Take the most scientific Harry Potter
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HARRY POTTER SURVEY!
If you're as mad about the series as I am copy and paste this survey into your profile
then delete my answers and write in your own!
(I did not create this survey)

Question 1: What is your favorite Harry Potter book and why? Least favorite?
Um, I’d say my favorite(s) are The Goblet of Fire and The Deathly Hallows and my least favorite would be The Prisoner of Aszkaban(Is that how you spell it :L)

Question 2: What is your favorite Harry Potter movie and why? Least favorite?
My favorite is definitely the Half Blood Prince and my least favorite is The Order of the Phoenix. (SIRIUS CAN’T DIE!!)

Question 3: Who is your favorite character?
James, Sirius, Remus, Hermione.

Question 4: Who's Your Favorite Teacher at Hogwarts?
LUPIIIIN! And Dumbledore, of course. J

Question 6: Who is your favorite Death Eater (You-Know-Who included)?
Draco Malfoy. (I’m not sure if he’s a deatheater, though)

Question 7: Who is your favorite Hogwarts Student?
Remus, James, Sirius. (I can’t pick one)

Question 8: What house would you want to be in? Which house do you think you would be sorted into?
Gryffindor!

Question 9: Would you join the Order or the Death Eaters?
Yep. DOWN WITH VOLDY-WART!

Question 10: If you could choose any character to be your boyfriend/girlfriend, who would it be?
Draco Malfoy, Remus Lupin, Sirius, James. I LOVE ‘EM ALL!

Question 11: Who would be your best friend?
Hermione Granger and Dobby. :P

Question 12: Warner Brothers postponed the release date of the Half-Blood Prince movie to July of 2009. What are your thoughts on this?
I was very, very pissed off. Stupid Warner Brothers.

Question 13: What is your favorite magical creature?
Buckbeak

Question 15: Would you throw Dolores Umbridge into a boiling vat of acid?
YES! Then I’d feed her to the giant squid!

Question 16: What character would you dress up as for Halloween?

Hermione! She’s the only girl character I actually like
Question 17: How did you get your copy of The Deathly Hallows?
I don’t remember. :/

Question 18: How did you get into Harry Potter?
Again, I don’t remember. I think my friend told me.

Question 19: What is one memorable experience you have had involving the series?
When my friend’s and I went to watch The Half blood Prince. We had an awesome time.:)

Question 20: Have you ever seen a movie you were not particularly interested in, simply because it had a Harry Potter actor in it?
Nope.

Question 21: Would you go to Hogwarts, Durmstrang, or Beaubaxtons?
HOGWARTS!!! :D

Question 22: What was your favorite Triwizard task?
The Maze (It’d be fun! Minus the whole portkey-to-Volemort thing)

Question 23: Before you read The Deathly Hallows, what was your opinion of Snape?
I HATED him! I reallllyyy regret that now. Snape rocks. :D.

Question 24: Do you read or write fanfiction?

I’m not too good at writing but I LOVE reading.
Question 25: Which spell do you wish you could use in real life?
Accio

Question 26: What position would you play in Quidditch?
Seeker

Question 27: What was your favorite moment in any of the books?
When Malfoy turned into a ferret, when Hermione punched him, when Harry killed Voldemort, When Ron and Hermione fight (They’re hilarious!)

Question 28: What event in the series did you wish had happened differently?
I wished so many people hadn’t died. L Like Remus, Tonks, Sirius, James, Lily, Snape, Fred, Moody, Dobby and mannnny others.

Question 29: Would you join the DA?
Definitely.

Question 30: Do you think You-Know-Who has EVER had a girlfriend?
Eww! Who would date him?

Question 31: What name from the series would you be willing to change your own name to?
None. :L

Question 33: What would your pet be?
Owl, I’m not a cat person and I hate toads.

Question 34: If you could belong to any family in the series, which would it be?
Weasley’s they’re my favorite. J

Question 35: Which Hallow would you most like to have?
Invisibility Cloak

Question 36: What is your favorite horcrux?
None, I hated ‘em all.

Question 37: Ever seen Potter Puppet Pals?
Yes, they’re weird. :L I find them very stupid.

Question 38: What would your patronus be?
Dog or Horse

Question 39: What would be your animagus form?
Dog.

Question 40: Who is your favorite Marauder?
They’re all cool, except Peter,

Question 41: If you went to Diagon Alley, where would you go first?
Ollivander’s, Fred and George’s joke shop and HoneyDuke’s.

Question 42: Favorite member of the Black family?
Sirius. (duh!)

Question 43: Favorite member of the Weasley family?
Fred and George.

Question 44: Who should have won the Triwizard Cup?
Hary deserved to win, I think.

Question 45: Who is your favorite actor in the films?
Emma Watson (Hermione Granger) Tom Felton (Draco Malfoy) and Snape (I’m to lazy to Google the actor’s name. :P

Question 46: (insert actor here) should totally play (insert character here).
should play Rose Emma Roberts Weasley

Question 47: What would you wear to the Yule Ball?
P
robably something like Hermione’s gown

Question 48: How many times have you read the series?

8-10 times
Question 49: Who is your favorite couple?

James/Lily

Question 50: Did you like this survey?
Yep, it was awesome. :D

Things I Am NOT allowed to do at Hogwarts:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this year’s Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug a Slytherin Day."

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full."

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell.

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colors indicate that they're "covered in bees."

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

30) I will not go to class skyclad.

31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends."

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine.

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts.

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of its clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronus.

43) I will not lick Trevor.

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously.

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

51) But yes, I will do it all anyway.

In Remembrance:
In Remembrance to Severus Snape,
A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor,

In Remembrance to Fred Weasley,
Who fought bravely to the very end,
And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half,
And will loyally await his soul mate and brother,
With many jokes,
He's got forever to think of them, right?

In Remembrance to Dobby,
Who was more free and full of love,
Than any elf, and most humans.

In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin,
The last real Marauder,
Who was not just a wonderful father,
An incredible husband and a brave hero,
As well as an awesome werewolf,

In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks,
Who died for the greater good,
And would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora,

In Remembrance to Alastair 'Mad Eye' Moody,
Who's motto 'Constance Vigilance' kept him alive,

In Remembrance to Tom Marvolo Riddle, A.K.A Voldemort,
Who was pretty cool and cute when he was younger,
But who got his ass kicked thoroughly in the end,

In Remembrance to Albus Dumbledore,
Whose past and wisdom confused us,
Whose seeming betrayal shocked us,
But who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end,

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange,
Because it was awesome how Molly Weasley got her with the Avada Kedavra,
She deserved everything she got in the end,

In Remembrance to Colin Creevey,
Who we really didn't know too well,
But took a lot of pictures and died fighting in the war,
So he must've done something good...
Besides stalking Harry,

In Remembrance to Hedwig,
Harry's first real friend,
Who lived and died soaring.

Who do you like more in Vampire Academy?-

Rose or Dimitri?

Dimitri

Rose or Adrian?

Rose

Rose or Lissa?

Rose

Lissa or Adrian?

Adrian

Rose or Mia?

Rose

Christian or Lissa?

Christian

Christian or Dimitri?

Dimitri

Kirova or Alberta?

Alberta

Adrian or Christian?

Adrian

Janine Hathaway or Tasha Ozera?

Janine

Lissa or Mia?

Lissa

Eddie or Mason

Mason

Anna or Vladimir?

Anna

Adrian or Mason?

Adrian

Eddie or Christian?

Christian

Eddie or Adrian?

Adrian

Who's the better villain: Blonde Strigoi (Nathan) or Victor?

Nathan- I HATE HIM!

You say Romeo and Juliet,

I say Dimika and Rose

You say Werewolves,

I say Vampires

You say I'm creepy,

I say I know! :)

If you're super freaking happy that Dimitri got saved, but feeling like slapping Dimitri and hugging Rose because Dimitri was being stupid and ending RXD relationship, put this in your profile :)

If you cried when Julian (The Forbidden Games) died copy and paste this into your profile. :(

If you're in love with Fang copy and paste this into your profile. :D

If you think Jenny's an idiot for not choosing Julian copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish Amy and Ian get together copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate Katniss copy and paste this into your profile.

If you were laughing so hard you cried while reading Hex Hall copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are Team Ash in 'iron king' then copy and paste this to your profile.

If you want Meghan and Ash to get together but LOVE Puck, copy and paste this to your profile.

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and yell, I WANT DIMITRI BELIKOV!!

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Hey Diddle Diddle by macawtopia reviews
Lily & James are in their final year and they still can't stand each other; he is still hurting from when she rejected him but is too arrogant to show it and she is too proud to admit that she might have been wrong about him…
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,517 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 4/13/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
THE DAYS OF SEVERUS SNAPE by sharmaji reviews
A view of the world of Harry Potter through the eyes of Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,620 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Severus S.
Cahills Read Fanfictions by KTRose12 reviews
What happens when the Cahills read fanfictions? Will Dan stop falling off of his chair? Will Natalie's personal maid ever find the ability to ignore the screams coming from her mistress' room? To answer these questions, READ!
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,547 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Amy C., Dan C. - Complete
Lord Voldemort: Matchmaker by potato4 reviews
When the one and only ex-Lord Voldemort plays matchmaker, eight of our favorite characters end up on a desert island. Add a new Muggle game show and two overenthusiastic hosts, and what will happen? Main couple: D/Hr. Other couples are a surprise!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,235 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Falling by 18Cyber-Cat18 reviews
Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy equals to total chaos, confusion,drama and romance. A potions partner like Scorpius is enough to turn Rose insane but what happens when the Death Eaters decide to make a comeback at the same time? Talk about bad timing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,548 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
The Proposal by 18Cyber-Cat18 reviews
Oneshot. My take on how James proposed to Lily. Not your conventional proposal; but then again, James Potter is not your conventional guy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
HINTS by Never Forevermore reviews
The war is over. Voldemort is dead, but the four Hogwarts houses are still not united. So, to support inter house unity, Dumbledore introduces H.I.N.T.S., a new pen pal system. Chaos ensues, but will love between two once enemies also occur?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,461 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Arguments Over Breakfast And Other Phenomenons by Silvertongue90 reviews
Nico and Persephone have never gotten along. Ever. What happens when Nico asks Hades a question over breakfast that Persephone finds offensive? Previously a one-shot but now has become a series of drabbles about Nico.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,456 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Nico A., Hades
Trust Me, I Don't by 18Cyber-Cat18 reviews
Oneshot. Someone is in serious denial. How exactly is it that Lily finally comes to admit that she has feelings for James?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P.
My Prank Professor by 18Cyber-Cat18 reviews
Lily has been challenged. She has to prove that she can pull of a few successful pranks. To put it plainly, all her plans for pranks suck. So she decides to swallow her pride and go to the one and only James Potter for help.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,740 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 3/22/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Dancing With The Toad by green applezz reviews
Lily Evans's dancing isn't brilliant. Heck, it isn't good at all! And when Professor McGonagall forces her to play lead in a ballet she thought it couldn't get any worse. But it just did Her partner is the irritating toad James Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,388 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 6/7/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Weasley Clock by littlegirlgonemad reviews
My version of how Mrs Weasley's infamous clock became necessary...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Molly W., Arthur W. - Complete
A Pinch of Salt by littlegirlgonemad reviews
Take it with a pinch of salt...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Hermione G. - Complete
Will you go out with me? by macawtopia reviews
Asking someone for a date is almost never easy... as many of our favourite HP characters are well aware. This story will contain various examples of how, and how not to, pop the question... Drabbles
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 6,910 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Complete
Toerag, Scumbag, Arrogant Prat by littlegirlgonemad reviews
She doesn't swoon whenyou ruffle your hair. nstead she spews adjectives. Toerag, scumbag, arrogant prat...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/16/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Terribly by littlegirlgonemad reviews
You don't know why you didn't like a lot of things, but you do know something for sure...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Marry You by WeasleyWannabee reviews
"I want to marry you," James interrupted, completely matter-of-fact. I sat up so quickly I almost fell off the bed. James reached out a hand to steady me, his eyes never leaving mine. "Wh-what?" I stammered, heart pounding. L/J, Lily's POV
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Padfoot Prohibited by Ever-Changing Anthem reviews
*Currently being re-vamped!* The Seventh-Years are given an assignment before they leave school – an essay instructing incoming First Years on how to succeed at Hogwarts. Sirius Black jumps at the chance to leave his detention-ridden legacy behind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,830 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 4/19/2004 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
No! I Won't! by littlegirlgonemad reviews
James tries to ask Lily something, but she refuses to listen! Short, random one-shot. all dialogue, fluff!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
What You Want by WeasleyWannabee reviews
"All right, fine. Tell me what it would take for you to go out with me." "A miracle." L/J one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,812 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/16/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
WEPS by JodieLove reviews
To the Minister of Magic: S.P.E.W. needs their funding! Your blasphemous bureaucracy is hindering the rights and lives of elves everywhere. Please remedy this immediately. Sincerely, Anonymous. A series of letters between DM and HG. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Marauders' Advice Thingy by thishasbeenabanadoned reviews
The Marauders are proud to announce that from herein The Marauders Advice Thingy now exists! The idea is YOU ask US for advice and we reply with our guidance, better judgement and inherently witty remarks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 161,887 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 9/17/2006
The Meaning of Jealousy for a Kabra by Artistic Logic reviews
The meaning of "jealousy" may change if you're a Kabra. Especially if your name is Ian and you find out about a boy called Kurt.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Ian K., Amy C. - Complete
Hermione's Bad Day by Geeky-DMHG-Fan reviews
Hermione has a bad day. Will anything make it better? DMHG, EWE, one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,120 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dear, Poseidon by DiamondintheDark reviews
Sally Jackson has always loved Poseidon. Even when they parted, even when she gave birth to Percy, even when she married Gabe. She's never lost touch of Poseidon, either. Read her letters to the sea god about life, work, Percy, and her love.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,531 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Sally J., Poseidon
Wake Up by birchermuesli reviews
James Potter is convinced that he and Lily Evans are meant to be. Sirius tries to help by gaining access to her thoughts. There he finds 'sexy chickens' and Remus Lupin's buttocks. But then everything goes haywire, and Lily is seriously confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 70,013 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A Different View On Love by merlinhelz reviews
After a potions accident, James and Lily switch bodies. However, they need to keep it a secret:- Brewing the potion wasn't exactly in the school rules. Watch how they cope living inside each others skin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,488 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 7/29/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Resolution by WeasleyWannabee reviews
"I think you're an arrogant, selfish pig, and I think you'd be doing both of us a favor if you just left me alone!" Potter stared at me for a moment, an unreadable expression in his hazel eyes, before uttering a single word: "Okay." J/L, Lily's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 181,625 - Reviews: 1869 - Favs: 1,697 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
I Choose by PensiveGirl reviews
Percy thinks he was right in choosing immortality, but being a god is far from a walk in the park! Apparently living forever doesn't entitle you to a get-out-of-jail-free pass when it comes to Olympians messing with your life. Lots of surprises!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,761 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Percy J.
Luck Had Nothing to Do With It by Another Artist reviews
She means everything to you. / Twenty-one events that led up to their wedding. OneShot. Ian/Amy fluff.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Ian K., Amy C. - Complete
A Little Bit Futile by B.C Daily reviews
James and Lily discuss Valentine's Day. LJoneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Silly Love Songs Take Two by jensmiling reviews
A humorous rewrite of how Silly Love Songs should have gone down. Finchel/Quick/Kurt/Mr Shue/ Sam/Bartie/Tike and pretty much everyone else.. It's just for fun, I'm not seriously suggesting this happens!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,017 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
Courtesy Of Sirius…Or Was It Remus? by ElvenMuggle reviews
Sirius...Or Remus...Decide to lock Lily and James in a room in an attempt to finally bring them together. But, of course, the plan goes wrong and Lily, along with all of the marauders, all end up trapped. And then chaos ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,499 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A Kiss with a Fist by SuperSpy reviews
Lily Evans has spent a very large portion of her life wanting to punch James Potter in the face - but when she finally does so, it's not for the reasons she expected. L/J.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,730 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Catching the Pox by done.with.marblesxx reviews
Sirius decides he's too lazy to move, but his friends call him out on it. Indignant, he makes up a disease and assures them he has it. Well, that wasn't such a smart idea... Story of Marauders' randomness. BONUS: There's a sock in the story!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
On The Count of Six by WhiteFerrets reviews
Six words can tell you a lot. For the Hemingway Six challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 71 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 7/26/2010
How to Tell Her You're a Werewolf in 6 Easy Steps by angiedotdotla reviews
Rule #1: Never let Sirius interfere in your love life. You'll regret it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Letters to Fred by Dear. Dark. Destiny reviews
Dear Fred, I've been so alone since you left and I am not sure what to do. They tell me I'll get over it, and I hope that I will. Your Dearest Brother, George. After Deathly Hallows. Fred/George. Family, Hurt/Comfort, and Friendship. T for sad backgrounds
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
The White & Black Bird by Another Artist reviews
The Kabras are ruthless and vicious, even to the Lucians. However, no one's ever gotten close enough to them to figure out their dark secret. That is, until Amy comes along… Ian/Amy. COMPLETE.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,721 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Ian K., Amy C. - Complete
Curse of the Mistletoe COMPLETE! by Hedw1g reviews
Dumbledore has installed mischivious mistletoe around Hogwarts at Christmas..and it's cursed and out to get everyone! will anyone escape it's clutches, or will they succumb to it's demands?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 139,952 - Reviews: 2706 - Favs: 1,289 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Tired Professors and History in the Making by PenonPaperFingersonKeys reviews
"I hate how I bloody well love you!" - Minerva McGonagall witnesses history in the making. And plays a rather active role in it, too. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 46 - Published: 10/30/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Life Shouldn't Be Mutable by done.with.marblesxx reviews
Dumbledore gave them a choice: either help Hagrid breed manticores and fire crabs for the rest of the year, or switch bodies for a week. It's a no brainer, isn't it? LilyJames.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,101 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Caring by Joelle8 reviews
He does not love me. But he cares. *One-sided Bellamort.*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
Siriusly Troubled by MOLLY THE MONSTER reviews
"Do you think I have big feet?" "What?" "Do you think I have big feet?" "What kind of question is that?" "It's a question of whether or not you think I have big feet." James and Sirius have an interesting conversation at three in the morning. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Somewhere in Between by MuslimBarbie reviews
"Malfoy, I am not stalking you and I am most certainly not obsessed with you." – A coincidental run in, the aftermath, and the little moments in between. -Three shot, complete.-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,847 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Being 14 is Tough by BrightBlueConverse reviews
A 14 year old's life is hard. A 14 year old son of Hades' life is harder. Nico di Angelo has killed monsters, fought in a war, and communicated with the dead, but he's on a whole new adventure now: Becoming a teenager. R&R Constructive critism is welcome
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,289 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Nico A. - Complete
Transfiguring Views by MissGoalie75 reviews
The story of Lily and James through the eyes of Professor McGonagall.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,406 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/20/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
I Lost My Heart by AnnieCoco reviews
"She turned around every few steps and smiled at him, the moonlight kissing the crown of her head, exposing the red strands where they faded into star filled skies and lush dark lawns." Severus and Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,523 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
Tie a Little Bow by Written Sparks reviews
Neville has to pick up the loose end and tie a little bow. FreeVerse.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Alice L., Frank L. - Complete
Cupcakes and Kisses by X-Midnight-Lady-X reviews
AU Post DH. Hermione is not having a good day! And it's her birthday! So Draco tries to cheer her up with a little present. Please R&R No flames please! One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Grazed Knees by Expelliarmus42 reviews
'It was impossible to sleep with cold feet. Lily was aware of that. She didn't think that this was the reason for her sleepless nights, however.' Oneshot. Severus/Lily
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Even If by WhiteFerrets reviews
Draco would continue to play the perfect husband while his heart pined for another. Even if it killed him. Draco/Hermione Draco/Astoria.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
For You by Isabella248 reviews
Dobby's last thoughts as he lays dying...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Dobby, Harry P.
Second Chances by xXTwistedPrincessXx reviews
Who honestly liked the ending to forbidden game? I know i certainly didn't. so here's a way Julian could have come back. After the games from Jenny's POV.
Forbidden Game series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Jenny, Julian - Complete
Draco and Hermione Read FanFiction by potato4 reviews
What if Draco and Hermione, for a Muggle Studies assignment, read a fanfic? And what, just what, would happen if that fanfic was a Dramione? Rated T because I rate them all T. FINALLY FINISHED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,376 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Snow White and Her Prince Charming by Yanx's Pen reviews
The Muggle Studies Professor wishes to have the students act in the play: Snow white and Her Prince Charming. The twist is that all the magic in the fairytale really happens. When Hermione gets poisoned by the apple, who will her Prince Charming be?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 28 - Words: 117,115 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Here Comes The Sun by human28 reviews
Hermione Granger, Arithmancer extraordinaire, is sent to America to handle the business dealings of a successful wizard. What she expected to be a boring business trip turns out to be quite the opposite. Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,477 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Grover's Story by Xein of Nethling reviews
This is basically the Percy Jackson series written from Grover's point of view. Please read and comment!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,869 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Grover
Pride and Pretenses by Bella Elizabeth Malfoy reviews
“Why did you do it?” she asked. “Believe me Granger, if I had known it was you, I would’ve let you die.”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 112,614 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 1,142 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Parenting Prep by makesmewonderx3 reviews
She gave a warm smile to each of us, taking a look around the large classroom. "Your primary assignment will be to experience pregnancy with a partner that will be assigned to you." *Disregards DH!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 60 - Words: 71,506 - Reviews: 1029 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Song Spoof by iciclegirl235 reviews
Amy and Ian are forced into playing a song-parody game- the song, Hey There Delilah. The first of possibly many more song parodies.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/11/2010
Sweaters and Snogs by Franklet reviews
Lily is on a quest to find the perfect present for James' 17th birthday. Will she succeed? L/J Fluffy Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,475 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/11/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Four Essays by acomplexgirlwithsimpletastes reviews
In the final NEWT exam, Albus Dumbledore watches four students answer a question he himself had requested to be put in. What is love? Four students, four essays, and one delighted Professor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,119 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Lovely by amfabulous reviews
It's has been five years since the struggle has ended due to destruction of the 39 clues. Five years since Ian called her lovely. Five years in which Amy has been trying to get over the love that left her. But then he comes back asking for help...
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,964 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Complete
Impersonate by Ms. Louis Cordice Zabini reviews
The Gryffindor's Have Had Enough of The Slytherin's. NOW IT'S TIME FOR THEM TO GET A TASTE OF THEIR OWN MEDICINE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,651 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Above and Beyond by ginnyjaffa reviews
What happens when Lily and James die and go to heaven? How do they feel about being in heaven while Harry is on earth, fighting Voldemort alone? This is the story of their afterlife, and the people who arrive over time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 77,083 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Divided We Stand, United We Fall by the laughing redhead reviews
Hermione, barred from marrying Ron as planned, is forced to seek a new husband before Umbridge's Marriage law catches up with her HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,396 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Study With Me by WhiteFerrets reviews
After an exhausting day of NEWTs lessons, all James wants to do is relax. However, Lily has other ideas. Fluff. Het.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/12/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Of Autumn Leaves, Quaffles, and First Chances by macawtopia reviews
Lily was minding her own buisness and doing some NEWT review, when James decided to ask her out. Again. Only, he hadn't asked her since the year before, and this time, Lily was entirely unprepared for him. Did she actually give him a chance? No. But…
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
How to woo a Prefect by S.A.S.F.I.Sisters reviews
Do wizarding chat-up lines ever work? Can James Potter claim yes or no to that question and win over his fiery red-haired Prefect. Marauder Era
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Unlucky, Zabini by davestridersjunk reviews
Blaise Zabini had the perfect plan. He was going to tell Hermione that Draco had a crush on her. Until he found out that they were already dating... Dramione with a little bit of Blaise/Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Perfect Match by Franklet reviews
“Are you coming?” James demanded. Lily raked her eyes over him with marked disinterest and rolled her eyes. “No.”' 7 years at Hogwarts, 7 years of Quidditch, 7 questions asked and only 6 refusals? Fluffy LJ oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,342 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P.
You Like To Tease Him by lunaleth reviews
You like to tease him about how he’s so smitten with a girl who despises him. He doesn’t answer you because he’s too busy staring at her. Sirius' perspective on the Lily and James affair. LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Four Shattered Pieces by Another Artist reviews
Ian blinked, trying to make sure he's seeing things right. That can't possibly be Amy standing at the door right before his marriage. OneShot. Ian/Amy.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,413 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Ian K., Amy C. - Complete
Purple by merlinhelz reviews
Remus comes home to the shock of his life. 600 word Tonks/Remus drabble
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2009 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
A Pick Up Line a Day Keeps Lily Evans Away by fairytalefantasistx3 reviews
James Potter's pick-up lines annoy Lily, but they provide amusement for the rest of us.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 9,200 - Reviews: 1277 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Hand That Feeds by Jaye Black reviews
“Good,” Isabelle said, returning her hands to her hips. “Because I’m making you pasta, and you’re going to eat it, and you’re going to like it.” “I’m not sure how you’re going to enforce that last one,” Jace mused.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Alec L., Isabelle L. - Complete
Learning to Fall by Jaye Black reviews
Jace turned his head to the side, and for a moment, Clary thought that he was reaching for his stele. But no—she heard a cough, and noticed that he was shaking. “Are you laughing at me?” she demanded, dismayed.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
You Love Who? by WickedlyAwesomeMe reviews
“Knock, knock,” he said. “Who’s there?” she answered. “You love,” he stated. “You love who?” she inquired. Dramione!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
He Doesn't Love Me by persistentillusion reviews
When she married it was not for love, the marriage law was passed- and she was essentially bought by the highest bidder
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 58 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Very Clever Plan by ExplodingWeekend reviews
One that will eventually get Lily to fall madly in love with James Potter. One that we, Remus Lupin and Sirius Black, have personally designed. It is foolproof... we hope. James/Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 14,752 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 7/26/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Five Sketches by Zayz reviews
LJ. Five little vaguely romantic drabbles all based on the phrase: "It's Tuesday. I like you." R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Eight and Eighth by Marmalade Fever reviews
Up from the ashes of seventh year grow the roses of the eighth. Eight students return for their final year at Hogwarts, and Hermione Granger would never have thought Draco Malfoy would or could be one of those roses. DMHG, EWE Dramione Awards winner
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 102,277 - Reviews: 2694 - Favs: 3,350 - Follows: 1,044 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Fries with Ketchup by Another Artist reviews
OneShot. He's into the fancier things in life. She's into fries. So he just has to deal with eating at McDonalds. Slight Ian/Amy.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Ian K., Amy C. - Complete
Happy Birthday by LaVitaEterna reviews
Its Auden's Birthday. Eli takes her back to Colby for a treat. FLUFF. EXCUSE THE MISTAKES IF ANY
Along for the Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Complete
Rating by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Fang, bored, starts to rate girls walking by along with Gazzy and Iggy. The trio gets more than they bargained for when a familiar-looking girl walks by. Fax, oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 95 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
i could never hate you by acomplexgirlwithsimpletastes reviews
When Petunia left, Harry felt she wanted to tell him something. She did.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Lily Evans P., Petunia D.
Like Giving Him Away by acomplexgirlwithsimpletastes reviews
L/J, from Sirius' point of view. "One day I hope she'll realize how lucky she is."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Let it Snow by Mydnyte Houre reviews
Sirius and Lily share a conversation on a snowy day. A silly, fluffy oneshot about two friends. No SL romance, post-marriage.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Sirius B., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Road Buddy by luckei1 reviews
I was walking along, minding my business, when out of the orange-coloured sky… Flash! Bam! Alakazam! Wonderful you came by…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,014 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Bean Incident by mongeese reviews
In which James tries to convince Lily he can tell apart the good Bertie Botts from the bad Bertie Botts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Lily Luna P., James P. - Complete
Stuck With YOU by Mrs Prongs Mrs Padfoot reviews
CHAPTER TEN ADDED - COMPLETE Sirius bribes Lily into becoming the victim of one of his stupid games -- before she knows it, the whole school is playing and she's stuck with James the entire twelve hours of it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,412 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 7/12/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
One, Two, Love, You by pot kettle black reviews
She was waiting, waiting, always waiting. Some days she almost despaired that her potion might have expired-separated and become ineffective-and that even if he did stop, even if he did drink, all her waiting would be for nothing. MeropexTom Sr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Merope G., Tom R. Sr. - Complete
Slight Tingling Sensation by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Max attempts to get Fang to wear a face mask. "Attempts" being the key word. Oneshot, Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
On First Dances by luckei1 reviews
It's the first Christmas after the war, and the great divide in the wizarding world has yet to begin healing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Malfoy Manual by white-angelxhunter reviews
Hermione thinks she has the perfect plan to divert Harry’s attention from Cho: go out with his arch-enemy, Draco Malfoy. Things take a turn in the wrong direction, though, when she finds herself developing unwanted feelings for a certain blonde Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,264 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Project Evans by caramelcubed reviews
All muggleborn students will house a pureblood classmate for three months - so begins Dumbledore's last ditch effort to promote unity and stop the spread of prejudice. Lily Evans grudgingly takes on James Potter. After all, what could happen in just three months? But when Sirius Black gets involved all bets are off and the lines between love and hate are blurred. Perhaps for good.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,713 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Sirius B.
Promise Me Love by JodieLove reviews
Hermione's desperate for money. Desperate enough to accept Draco's offer to become his girlfriend for 4 months and make his dad say the fateful words he wants to hear: "You can marry anyone but her." Warning OOC Narcissa and Lucius. Re-editing, complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 85,644 - Reviews: 2327 - Favs: 1,860 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Birthday Surprises by B.C Daily reviews
Lily gets an early-morning surprise on her birthday. LilyJames drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/28/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Those Green Eyes by fairytalefantasistx3 reviews
It's sixth year, and I, James Potter, vow to make Lily Evans my girlfriend - whatever it takes. And believe me, it takes a lot. LilyxJames with a lot of Marauder Goodness!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,630 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
He's No Prince Charming by acomplexgirlwithsimpletastes reviews
As Lily walks down the aisle, she contemplates why she's marrying the fool waiting for her at the end of her little walk...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/22/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Interesting Is Not A Word by Mac-alicious reviews
Just Listen: We all know that according to Owen, interesting is not a word. Annabel x Owen Futurefic. Drabble-y ficlet.
Just Listen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Complete
The Deepest Desire of Her Heart by Patience.Virtue.Is reviews
Hermione looks for her heart's desire in the Mirror of Erised, and finds that she and Malfoy are soulmates. Both are opposed at first but Dumbledore has a trick up his sleeve to get them closer together. Will their feelings change? Review please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 53,693 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
I Thought We Were Real by JodieLove reviews
James has made a bet, one that won't be easy to win. Especially since it involves the girl he's sworn to get over. Going through the year with the Marauders, we encounter trials of love, romance and friendship. Canon! JPxLE SBxOC RLxOC. Complete! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 116,204 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 10/1/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Power of the Umbrella by WeasleyForMe reviews
Hermione and Draco are surprised by how much they enjoy sharing an umbrella during a Quidditch match!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 99 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Reason and Logic by Jess Readin reviews
Max's reasons versus Fang's logic. Oneshot. Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Complete
Be a Doll by Sacagawea reviews
Something terrible happens to Draco and courtesy of the Head Code he is put under Hermione's care! Will they be triumphant? Will Hermione throw him off the North Tower? Read and Review. Written PreHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 109,399 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Working For the Enemy by ninajunkie reviews
School is out for the summer and Hermione needs something to occupy her time while she's not teaching at Hogwarts. Her and Ginny search for the perfect way to keep her busy. Then she finds out who her boss is. It gets worse when she's attached... again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,683 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 1/25/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dear Diary, I Mean, Journal by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
“Yo momma is so fat she-” And there we were. Me and Granger. Exchanging “Yo Momma” jokes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,210 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Only Kind Of by mongeese reviews
Lily Evans first reconsiders, only reconsiders, her opinion of James Potter when she sees him from the window of the heads compartment talking way too seriously to a tall woman with graying auburn hair.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/18/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
My, That's a Mighty Long Wand You've Got There by Marauder Number Fiive reviews
Sirius overhears James and Lily one night...R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/17/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
I Don't Like Strawberries by Leigh A. Sumpter reviews
James reminds himself of all the reasons why he and Lily aren't meant for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/16/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Gummy Bears by Goyard reviews
DMHG. Draco and Hermione alone in the common room with a packet of gummy bears. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Flicking of NotReally Aerodynamic Objects by siriusly klutzy reviews
History of Magic never really was an interesting class, but one day it was excruciatingly dull. To solve this problem, Lily engaged in flicking small balls of parchment at the back of James Potter's head.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,283 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Magnetic Attraction by ellamalfoy8 reviews
After a spell goes wrong in class Draco and Mione can't separate because of a magnetic attraction. Drama follows when they learn they can't stop touching, literally. Will they end up killing each other, or will they keep each others secrets? DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 75,852 - Reviews: 2315 - Favs: 2,189 - Follows: 960 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Because by JodieLove reviews
Once upon a time, James Potter said he liked my hair. The next day, I wore a scarf over my head. Why? Because James Potter said he LIKED my hair. JPLE ONESHOT a little fluffy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/19/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Pet Peeves by JodieLove reviews
I, Lily Evans, have made a list of my top 10 pet peeves. They don't relate to James Potter in any way. Not at all. Nope. Believe me! LJ ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
S U R V I V O R by Drakulya reviews
AU When mildmannered Hermione Granger becomes a finalist on a hot reality show, it'll take all her book knowledge and smarts to survive betrayal, confusion and resist temptation in the form of a certain blond man. DHr - COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,206 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 2/4/2008 - Published: 6/10/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter Buys Life Insurance by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
“Harry, I regret to inform you that you are the final Horcrux of Voldemort. Do you realize what this means?” Harry slowly nodded. “Time to buy life insurance.”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Harry P.
A Christmas they won't forget by ElvenMuggle reviews
A Christmas story! Lily is furious when she and James get trapped under mistletoe together. Soon she finds out that the mistletoe is enchanted and if they don't kiss before December 25, then they are forced to kiss. But they don't want that...or do they?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,445 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Beautiful by Cuteblndegoddess reviews
Post Hogwarts. Draco sees Hermione at a fundraiser and bids on her for a date not knowing who she was. Lots of drama eventually and fluff. Completed story!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 102,704 - Reviews: 3885 - Favs: 2,196 - Follows: 996 - Updated: 12/17/2007 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
His Patronus by Hazel-Buttafly reviews
Oneshot. Hermione is curious of the form her husbands Patronus. An awkward subject for him to endure, Draco refuses to answer.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 54 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Round Pink Explosions by siriusly klutzy reviews
Lily has interesting experiences involving bubble gum.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Paris Days by mina1011 reviews
Complete This year, Hogwarts has a competiton for it's older students. 3 weeks, 2 students,and 1 prize...Hermione Granger & Draco Malfoy both know, to survive the streets of Paris, & to win the 5,000 galleons...they will have to leave their past behind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,814 - Reviews: 1840 - Favs: 1,116 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Macaroni and Salsa, or Why Hermione Is Crying by silvermisery reviews
A fic completely in dialogue. Warning: Major Fluff ahead. Dramione oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Extremely Red and Green by HalfBloodHannah reviews
On Christmas morning, James wears a very red and green shirt. Lily and Sirius, of course, could not let it go. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/2/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Not On My Watch by siriusly klutzy reviews
A very pregnant Lily has to pee, but Sirius isn't having a good hair day and has locked himself in the bathroom.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
Percy's life as an Olympian Half Blood by Verop reviews
Percy goes to visit his dad for two days. But with Posiedon talking in riddles, Percy thinks its time to call Annabeth, Grover, and Thalia to get to the bottom of this mystery that may very well cost all their dramachas...and lives.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,471 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Complete
Wild Things by ladybalin reviews
Lily encounters Padfoot, Wormtail, Moony, and Prongs. Hilarity, romance, and possibly some illicit groping ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,459 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/9/2007 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
I bet I can by Sillygirrl reviews
It started out as a silly bet. He only wanted prove him wrong. She went because of her friends. That's it. There were no intentions. But it's time to shake it up and get good old fashioned revenge! Draco and Hermione go head to head again. Read and Review
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 56,112 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 10/6/2007 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The List by HermioneCrookshanks919 reviews
The List named everyone who thought they were a couple. In other words, all of Hogwarts. Now Harry and Hermione have to prove that they're just friends. The only problem is, even they're starting to wonder if their names belong on The List…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,974 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 1,110 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 11/21/2006 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ginny W. - Complete
Silent As the Night by IndigoNightandRayneStorm reviews
During MR II. Max is on her date with Sam, and Fang drops by. Oneshot. Review.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Complete
Mudblood by Sarah1281 reviews
"Mudblood? Is that your idea of an insult or something?" Draco attempts to explain to Hermione why she should be offended.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 1,007 - Follows: 150 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Distractions by Lexie-H reviews
ONESHOT. Dimples, Lily now knows, can be a very dangerous thing. Especially when worn on the face of James Potter. RR Please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A Whole New Family by Padawan Jess Kenobi reviews
Sirius goes to spend Christmas with James and Lily, who are married. They tell him there is to be a new addition to the family, and Sirius gets very, very excited... A cute little fluffy fic. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,523 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
If Only You Could Play Chess Standing Up by Franklet reviews
All Lily wants to do is finish her Charms essay, but she can't get her mind of James Potter...and why is Sirius walking towards her! LJ oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/9/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Lily's Quick Thinking by Franklet reviews
The Head Boy and Girl passing notes in class? Tsk Tsk. but what exactly do the notes say? LJ fluffy oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/9/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Rosebushes by ms james potter reviews
She didn’t know why she was here, to be entirely honest. Lily and James get lost in some rosebushes. LJ [oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,065 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
What I Like About You by yourSECRETKEEPER reviews
Lily agrees to go out with James if he can come up with ten good reasons why he wants her so much. I pretty much suck at summaries. So basically it's a cute LilyJames oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,635 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/26/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Washing James' Whites by SuperSpy reviews
Lily Evans is forced to get a summer job…and soon her mother takes matters into her own hands. Before you know it, things are spiralling out of control as Lily takes on the task of doing laundry....James Potter’s laundry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,686 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 10/23/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Ladies' Man by corny sloth reviews
Sirius gives advice. Remus grits his teeth. Peter shifts in his seat. James tries very hard not to beat Sirius into a pulp. Oneshot. LilyJames.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/19/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Solid Ground by Jess Readin reviews
I was her rock, her solid ground. Sequel to Taking a Leap. Oneshot, Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Complete
What It's Like by ohsnap its potter reviews
Due to a potions incident, Sirius and Lily switch bodies. Not good. Lily is freaking out, and Sirius decides to play cupid. Not good at all. LJ. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,748 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Hermione's Homework by That One Condition reviews
Draco Malfoy is watching Hermione Granger do her homework. Only what if that wasn't her homework? What if it's a list of some sort? And another question, what happens when Draco reads it? Oneshot. Against my entire being to write this pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 53 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
What If? by Punkindoodle reviews
Draco and Hermione play a dangerous game of 'what if'. WINNER AT THE FIREWHISKEY FUNNY PG13 STORY CHALLENGE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 57 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Harmless Observing by corny sloth reviews
It was the little things she took notice of in the beginning, how her stomach seemed to clench when she saw him talking to other girls, how she blushed slightly whenever he paid her a compliment. Then, she knew she was doomed. Oneshot. LilyJames.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/25/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Hermione's Hiccups by Dying Romance reviews
Draco Malfoy has had enough with Hermione Granger’s annoying hiccups. They have lasted all day and at this point he is willing to do anything, anything, to get them to stop. Even kiss the damn Mudblood. ONESHOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 68 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Deal by Cuteblndegoddess reviews
Hermione find Ron cheating on her and employs Draco to exact revenge. Seventh year at Hogwarts.No HBP spoilers. Rated M for language and possible adult content later.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,076 - Reviews: 1394 - Favs: 1,586 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 4/20/2007 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Last Name Basis by obliquedge reviews
Draco and Hermione are engaged, living together, and still calling each other Granger and Malfoy. DHr oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Perspective by oony reviews
An essay. A werewolf's essay on the subject matter of werewolves.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Remus L. - Complete
Bus Stop by Marmalade Fever reviews
Every morning, Draco and Hermione meet at the bus stop. A romance revolving around an umbrella. DMHG Post HBP COMPLETE Winner at the Dramione Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,486 - Reviews: 978 - Favs: 3,036 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Puddifoot's Valentine's Date by B.C Daily reviews
Tossing aside his manly pride, James decides to take Lily on her perfect Valentine's Day date at Madam Puddifoot's tea shop.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,427 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/27/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Days She Cleans by s.grand reviews
Oneshot: Draco Malfoy loved the days Hermione Granger cleaned their house.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
What's in a Name by SuGaRLiLy reviews
At home one evening in the early summer, James and a pregnant Lily struggle, trying to come up with the perfect baby name. We all know the end result, but how did they arrive at it? [Oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Conversation Hearts by Punkindoodle reviews
Draco and Hermione use candy to express their feelings for each other. Valentine's Day one shot. Fluffy and sweet like cotton candy.FIRST PLACE WINNER AT THE DRAMIONE AWARDS FOR BEST FLUFF!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 45 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Short Stick by luckei1 reviews
When an unpleasant task presents itself, Hermione drew the shortest stick
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,815 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
101 Pick Up Lines by purtyinpink71121 reviews
This is a collection of the 101 pick up lines and clever asking outs that James used on Lily... and of course her smartass responses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 1135 - Favs: 1,607 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 12/17/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Ferrets and Peppermint by FatGlamour reviews
Number 12 Grimmauld Place was silent. However, as the Fates saw, Christmas was not going to be a quiet affair.' DHr, HG, Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Taking Over Me by Lady-Delphinea reviews
Straight after Dumbledore’s funeral the new Headmistress calls a school meeting telling the students those old enough will learn to fight, except for Harry. But a traitor returns battered and unconscious with Hagrid and is put instantly into Hermione’s...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 87,460 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 12/21/2006 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Tangled Hair and Prefect Badge by obliquedge reviews
Draco and Hermione walk into each other outside the Great Hall. Literally. Hermione's hair gets caught in Draco's prefect badge. Chaos and hilarity ensues. DMHG oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Pumpkin Patch by luckei1 reviews
Harry, Ron, and Hermione are on the run from Death Eaters when they stumble across a decrepit house with a pumpkin patch in the backyard. Only, there's something magical about the pumpkins... DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,563 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Afterglow by Lady-Delphinea reviews
It's been gour year since that horrible night Hermione will never forget. But what about Draco? Is he still alive? Has Hermione moved on? What about everyone else? Sequel to Don't Say A Word.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,644 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/25/2006 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
10 Ways to Kill Draco Malfoy by Drakulya reviews
COMPLETE! Hermione is completely fed up with Malfoy and decides to make a list of ways to get rid of him. But what happens when most of her plans backfire and instead, ends up getting her very close to Draco each time? HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 130,987 - Reviews: 3054 - Favs: 1,889 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 10/25/2006 - Published: 12/16/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Lion, the Witch, and the Library by ohsnap its potter reviews
James is distraught. Peter's costume is better than his. He accidentally purred into his best mates ear. He wasn't invited to the party in the Library. It's a Halloween disaster... or is it? ONESHOT. LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,624 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
People Watching by luckei1 reviews
It was four o'clock on Friday and she was exactly where she wanted to be. Draco/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,863 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 43 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
In The Eye of The Beholder by IllaSc reviews
Max's POV, at Anne's house. What the HECK is Fang doing in my CLOSET? Fax. Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Complete
Parenting Class by IcyPanther reviews
Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 207,405 - Reviews: 6177 - Favs: 4,595 - Follows: 973 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Kiss Booth by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
After being disowned by his parents, Sirius needs money to pay for his flying motorbike and ropes in James, the prettiest Marauder apparently, to help him in his genius plan to rake in the galleons. JamesLily. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,596 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 56 - Published: 9/8/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Woo the Witch by ohsnap its potter reviews
Beastly Boy likes cheese. Lord Foxy likes women. Bookworm likes books. And the Incredible Hunk likes a certain girl named Evans. Lily can't help but wonder WHY she agreed to be everyone's Saturday night entertainment... ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,715 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Pursuing Lily Evans by ohsnap its potter reviews
The Marauders chose to video tape their days at Hogwarts, their pranks, and James' desperate attempts at winning Lily's heart. What happens when Harry stumbles upon these old videos? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,891 - Reviews: 1137 - Favs: 1,215 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Don't Say A Word by Lady-Delphinea reviews
Since the downfall of Voldemort the world has changed. The Death Eater's have risen and muggleborns are now slaves. After a year on the run Hermione is caught and sold to the Malfoy's. How will she handle it? Is their any hope of change? COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,594 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/17/2006 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Saving Draco Malfoy by Cuteblndegoddess reviews
While on assignment Hermione finds an injured Draco and brings him back to number 12 Grimmauld Place to the dismay of Harry and everyone else. She finds out the secrets that have kept him on the run for over a year. Book 7 scenerio. HBP spoilers. Rated M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 75,637 - Reviews: 1387 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 7/30/2006 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Ask Remus by PenguinBuddy reviews
James doesn't understand Lily. Lily doesn't understand James. Only one person can explain their actions and words to each other in a way that makes sense. When in doubt, ask Remus!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,471 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/27/2006 - Published: 5/31/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Deeper by Nightwingstar reviews
Fang wants to know a way for Max to shut up for Five minutes. And Max wants to hear a story... MxF Based off song Deeper by Summer Obsession NOMINATED IN FIRST EVER MAXIMUM RIDE FANFICTION AWARDS
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Complete
Taking a Leap by Jess Readin reviews
Max thinks. Fax. Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Complete
Never Any Other Way by Jess Readin reviews
Max thinks about what has changed. Sequel to Not Always the Same Routine but can be read without it. Fax. Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Complete
Not Always the Same Routine by Jess Readin reviews
Max has an unusual conversation with Fang. Fax. Twoshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/13/2006 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Complete
Whole by Jess Readin reviews
Max feels strangely ill one night. Fax. Just a Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Complete
Waiting For the Loo by Weird Not Boring reviews
That’s when it hit Lily. She was flirting with James Potter! Her enemy whom she had sworn to hate forever! And right next to the door to the loo, no less! She must be going mental. oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/5/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Baby Names 2 by loonygirl22 reviews
Let the Baby Names pour... DXHR... Dialogue fic...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
PostWar Relations by crystalcloud reviews
Hermione and Draco fake an engagement as part of Harry's war recovery plan. But there is more to his plan than meets the eye. Will Hermione and Draco be able to get along for this show of unity? Please R&R! COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 77,685 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 6/13/2006 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
You're the best, Remus by Weird Not Boring reviews
All dialogue between Remus and Lily. James Lily in the end. "Oh wait! I have a point! I promise! . . . The point was that you're the only guy who I have to talk about things with, so I was wondering . . ."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,717 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/28/2006 - Published: 12/27/2005 - Lily Evans P., Remus L. - Complete
Trick Stair by Lyra Silvertongue2 reviews
Preromance. Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy. Three hours is a long time to be trapped beneath a trick stair, and stairs aren't too spacious these days...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,819 - Reviews: 1809 - Favs: 1,475 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 12/29/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Starting anew by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
A one shot in which James is rejected yet again, but somehow lands himself dancing with Lily Evans and nearly killing her with a hipshake [not to be confused with a milkshake].
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,942 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/14/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Last Petal by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
A one shot in which a downtrodden, messy haired gentleman asks the question whether a certain red head loves him or not, absurdly from the sheer truth of the last plucked flower petal. JamesLily, inevitable fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/6/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The quiet things that no one ever knows by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James Potter comes to the conclusion that the only logical reason Lily Evans is constantly on his mind, and the main study of his doodles during class, is because he has been clearly poisoned by the girl. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,845 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Mirror, Mirror by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Kidnapped from the library by James Potter, Lily Evans is put in front of the Mirror of Erised and asked one simple question: what desire does she see in the reflection? One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 77 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Nietzsche Classes by Beringae reviews
The Ministry takes action against the remaining prejudice in the wizarding society and asks Hermione for help. “What do you want? Money? Power? Name your price, Granger. I’m not about to let pride get in my way when an Azkaban sentence is on the line.”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,807 - Reviews: 1990 - Favs: 4,351 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
What I want by Blonde Babe reviews
Lily Evans wanted a nice guy...ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Cloak by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Perhaps there was a deeper reason behind James’ fondness for his trusty old Invisibility Cloak, beside sneaking into Hogsmeade and wandering the castle past curfew? And why exactly will he not allow his girlfriend, Lily Evans, to wear it? One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 48 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Name's Malfoy by bluedevilgirlie reviews
It's the 10 year reunion at Hogwarts, and there's a surprise in store for everyone... Dramione Oneshot, R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 1,968 - Follows: 245 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I've heard Butterbeer is quite the acne clearer by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Jealousy is a fickle thing, and Lily’s resentment makes her become a little kooky, glare at James Potter’s crotch, question Remus Lupin’s gender, and hurl Butterbeer. JamesLily. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,923 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Linked by Philyra912 reviews
[Not HBP compatible] When a Potions assignment has a rare and disturbing side effect on Draco and Hermione, they will learn more about each other than they ever wanted to know. Runnerup at Dangerous Liaisons Awards, Winner at Dragon's Bride Awards!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 61,588 - Reviews: 2429 - Favs: 3,942 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 1/5/2006 - Published: 6/18/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Seeds of Seduction by AnjaliMalfoy reviews
There is only one rule in the game of seduction...Never fall in love. Draco Malfoy is a prized Death Eater. Hermione Granger, a member of the Order of the Pheonix is sent to seduce him for information.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,251 - Reviews: 1224 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 1/2/2006 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Basketcase by attica reviews
DHr. “Is that really what makes you happy? Because I find that quite sad, relying on the failures of other people for your sick amusement when you can just look in the mirror every day and see the biggest failure in the world.” Oooh, BURN. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 292,537 - Reviews: 2669 - Favs: 2,495 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 12/30/2005 - Published: 7/22/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Have you hugged your James Potter today? by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
A hug a day keeps James Potter at bay. JamesLily. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 43 - Published: 12/13/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
That Beech Tree by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James decides his favourite beech tree needs sprucing up for Christmas...with stolen decorations. A James and Lily sixth year one shot. Fluff is inevitable, my minions.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/6/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Love Means Never Having to Say You're Sorry! by Weird Not Boring reviews
A parody of all common Lily and James fanfics. “Evans, your eyes are like emeralds, will you have my children?” “I have homework, Potter . . . and you’re a toerag.”
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/22/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Blind Date by Marmalade Fever reviews
Oneshot Hermione and Draco are set up on a blind date by their mutual friend, Malena. But what happens when they're surrounded by people they know and can't escape the restaurant?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 44 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Quidditch by Erythros reviews
In which all he wants is for her to attend just ONE Quidditch game. [DracoHermione]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 70 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Love's Potion by lolagirl reviews
Hermione and Draco are alone on Valentine's Day, and someone has spiked the butterbeer with a love potion. Chaos ensues. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,462 - Reviews: 1014 - Favs: 1,117 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 9/7/2005 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Transfiguration Homework by Weird Not Boring reviews
An all dialogue oneshot. Lily and James. Lily needs help with her Transfiguration homework . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Malfoy Gets a Puppy by Fire Magus reviews
Malfoy stared at the puppy in horror. “Let's name him Spot!” said Hermione. Malfoy gaped. “What?” Hermione asked, colouring a little. “It was only number 5 in Top Ten Thousand Names for Dogs...” Cute, funny oneshot. Read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,303 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/4/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Peace by guilty until proven innocent reviews
COMPLETE! When Draco looked at the unemployed list, a name caught his eye. Hermione Granger. She had no job... and he had just the one for her. She was going to be a nanny for his spoiled kids. This was going to be fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 44,564 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Out Of Print by gpoy reviews
LJ, one shot. Both Lily and James are taking Defence Against the Dark Arts. Both Lily and James need a textbook. Problem is, there's one copy left.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/12/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Somnio Eternus by finally-defeated reviews
Torn apart as realization dawns upon the Gryffindor Golden girl, a potions class goes awry and she is transported back into the medieval times with none other than the not so despicable Draco Malfoy. Bitter sweet DHr. Side G?. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 115,829 - Reviews: 1325 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 6/28/2005 - Published: 8/10/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hand in Hand by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Enemies James Potter and Lily Evans' hands are stuck together by James' fellow Marauders...mainly Sirius's idea. Read the story of how they discover love is the heart of acceptance and hate is the heart of denial. Includes nifflers and Marauder fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,853 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 6/17/2005 - Published: 3/23/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Public Display of Affection by Erythros reviews
[Draco Hermione] They weren’t much for PDA – that is, Public Display of Affection. After all, he was Draco Malfoy and she was Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 1,493 - Follows: 162 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Artificial Identity by Londra reviews
He had made her into someone she was not. Oneshot. DracoHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/27/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Final Draft by gpoy reviews
One shot. Here, read this speech. I went through a lot of pains to get it. It belongs to a certain best man, who read it at a certain wedding. LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/27/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
No Comparison by Daisy Pennifold reviews
In which Lily grudgingly agrees to judge a contest between James and Sirius, and is the only one surprised at the outcome. Pure fluff. One Shot, COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 71 - Published: 3/25/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Make a Wish by thirty2flavors reviews
A wish" “A wish indeed. That’s how it works. You lose an eyelash, you’re granted a wish.” A little bit of fluff, with childish!James and denial!Lily. [One-shot]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,480 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A Sirius Matter by Thunder's Shadow reviews
James Potter was suave, cool, and collected. He was never clumsy, and he never stuttered...He was also no idiot. That, however, may not be said for his friends...Specifically one Sirius Black. [ONESHOT]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/6/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Investigation by CocoaFlavourPunk reviews
[One-shot]Draco's been acting weird so Ron stalks him in order to find out what's going on with the blond the results are startling as Ron finds out Malfoy's in love with one of his friends HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/5/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Little Misunderstanding by redflower reviews
When Hermione’s mother misinterprets a meeting between her daughter and Draco Malfoy, Hermione decides to continue the façade, rather than break her mother’s heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,584 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/24/2004 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Left With YOU by Mrs Prongs Mrs Padfoot reviews
CHAPTER SIXTEEN UP - COMPLETE Sequel to Stuck With YOU - A school-wide scavenger hunt. So why is Lily participating in this VOLUNTARY scavenger hunt? BLACKmail. And how did she get left with James AGAIN? Well...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,845 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/27/2004 - Published: 10/15/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Bachelor by Fluff reviews
Hermione's mother is pressuring her into finding a boyfriend. On a whim, she applies and is accepted into the wizard version of The Bachelor. But what happens when The Bachelor is none other than Draco Malfoy himself? Funny fic! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,068 - Reviews: 2667 - Favs: 1,933 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 7/21/2004 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
You Used To Be Crazy Like That by Beatrix Bloxam reviews
You took your coat off, and stood in the rain... you were always crazy like that." James changes for Lily, but changes like that can never be good. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Owl Posts by Farangis reviews
I heard you faking orgasm for Potty last night - or was it the Weasel" "I was SINGING you sodding git" - read the owl posts between our favorite HB & HG. (DMHG, HPGW)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,697 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 7/6/2004 - Published: 6/16/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Facade by just call me Cappy reviews
On Valentine's Day, Hermione Granger spurned, bitter, and finding herself in a rather strange and painfullyfamiliar costume finds comfort in the strangest source. The colour pink and furry animals appear most frequently.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
My Life As a House Elf by just call me Cappy reviews
When Hermione is turned into a House elf by an irritated wizard in Knockturn Alley, she finds herself being bought and hired to ... who else, but the Malfoys?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,034 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 1/3/2004 - Published: 11/19/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Merry Little Christmas to You by Mrs Prongs Mrs Padfoot reviews
When Dumbledore announces his Secret Santa project, everyone's torn between excitement and annoyance. But with a sneaky Sirius, a jealous James, and an unenthusiastic Lily, it looks like the Christmas spirit is getting lost. But will they find it again?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,333 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/15/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Once Upon A Thyme by zensho reviews
COMPLETE Draco and Hermione travel back in time and switch stations in life. Both learn tough lessons about family, honour and love. Yes - a real treat for all you DHr shippers out there who crave good, long, fanfics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,201 - Reviews: 3148 - Favs: 4,131 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 12/12/2003 - Published: 9/22/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Kissing Booth by Marionette reviews
Draco, Hermione, and a kissing booth. Need I say more?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/18/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Project The British Are Coming by Mrs Prongs Mrs Padfoot reviews
CHAPTER TEN UP - COMPLETE Some people have cupid to get them together. Unfortunately for Lily and James, the odd team of a werewolf, an idiot, and - well - PETER - will have to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,713 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/14/2003 - Published: 7/14/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Interview by moveablehistory reviews
...It's not about love, it's about commitment... Draco Malfoy explains to Rita Skeeter the curious arrangement with his wife, Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/24/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Twelfth Use Of Dragon's Blood by Wonderland Toy reviews
Draco and Hermione do not have a conversation in the library. No, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 1,406 - Follows: 121 - Published: 5/16/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Siriusly In Love by Sierra Sitruc reviews
A spunky Lily Evans, aloof James, and clumsy Sirius bring this tale to life--of how perfectionist, goody-two shoes Lily Evans, has one spontaneous night and falls--Siriusly in Love. L/J FLUFF FICLET! PG for the over use of the word 'damn' and suggestive
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,946 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/2/2002 - Lily Luna P., James P. - Complete
Their Room by aleximoon reviews
This is a Draco/Hermione fic. Basically, they're forced together for a class project and things take off from there. It's awfully long. **FINISHED!!!!!**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 110,918 - Reviews: 3083 - Favs: 3,077 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 7/24/2002 - Published: 8/29/2001 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Sorting Fred by Morrighan reviews
There are people who are easy to sort, and there are people who are more difficult. And then there's Fred Weasley... Well, how hard can it be to sort him?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 97 - Published: 3/16/2001 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Siriusly BLACKmailed! reviews
Lily Evans would rather have her diary posted in the Hogwarts Times than go out with James Potter. Now she actually has to choose... This is what I call BLACKmail! Rated T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,469 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P.