Schnulfschokonudel23
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Joined 07-12-10, id: 2444173, Profile Updated: 03-05-14
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

...or schnulfchocolatenoodle23 (doesnt really mean anything...just me being weird) :)

Why am I doing this? Simple. I just went crazy because I was not able to comment any of those wonderfulfantastic stories...thus here it goes


I honestly dont even know yet, whether I will write anymore stories at all or not, because in fact Im way too lazy and I keep thinking of a new excuse as to why Im busy (like studying and exames...or playing Sims 2). But by all means I really love reading them.

What else there is to say about me:
I'm sometimes said to be a little crazy/different...whereat I actually cant judge whether we are that dissimilar, after all I cant read your thoughts (in contrast to some other individuals ;)) ...and who knows whether all the other people are like they seem to be from the outside.
So all in all I may be like everyone or like no one...or well by any chance somewhere in the middle but Im digressing.


Was kann man noch sagen?

Braune Haare; Augen laut Perso grünblau, laut Mum grüngrau; laut meiner ehemaligen Kunstlehrerin hab ich ein willensstarkes Kinn und ich bin mir nicht sicher darüber, ob mein Hintern knackig oder einfach nur fett ist.

Was letztendlich zu sagen bleibt: Ich fasse es nicht, dass ihr dieser Träumerin und ihren Texten eure Aufmerksamkeit schenkt, aber ich danke euch dafür.

Liebe Grüße :)

Fan of: Harry Potter, Twilight, Sherlock, Merlin, Star Wars, Detective Conan, August Rush, Higher Ground...and anything else you can think of ;)

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The Sorcerer's Bride by RLD Flame-point Callie-co reviews
AU in which Merlin is a prince, Morgana isn't evil, and they're forced to marry to secure a peace treaty between their kingdoms. They try to make the best of their situation, and maybe they'll even find love in the process.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 44 - Words: 133,750 - Reviews: 1425 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 1,203 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 9/25/2010 - [Morgana, Merlin] Gwen/Guinevere
When you wake up Merlin by The Great Wizard Qui Quae Quod reviews
Morgana attacks in the middle of the night. Merlin wakes up and is very annoyed. BAMF Merlin.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/5 - Complete
The Parents by sillythings reviews
A sequel to The Newlyweds. Molly and Sherlock see but fail to observe.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,195 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 8/7/2013 - [Molly Hooper, Sherlock H.] - Complete
Dear Maggie by Jenny0719 reviews
A heart leads Bella back home to Forks... and to the brother of the woman who donated it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 228,176 - Reviews: 5254 - Favs: 3,572 - Follows: 2,945 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The House of Glass by LuckyStar815 reviews
When you're seventeen, you believe in Prince Charming. When you're twenty-four, you're tired of waiting for him and try to settle for less. When you're thirty, you know for sure he doesn't exist.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,142 - Reviews: 1292 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 931 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Moment in the night by juliagillman reviews
Molly couldn't sleep and there was only one solution. To help her sleep, she needs to watch him sleep. She could spend forever watching him sleep, she felt complete whenever he was near her.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H. - Complete
And then there were 3 by Aussieflower reviews
SEQUEL TO HIM AND HER. please read that first . Established Irene/Sherlock ship, but now with appearances from Mrs Hudson, Mycroft, Nero and Moriarty. Irene and Sherlock have new obstacles in their way that test their relationship more than before. Enjoy!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,259 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Sherlock H., Irene A. - Complete
A Case of Integrity by Inkpot satsuma reviews
Set after Sherlock's return from the dead. Mycroft approaches Irene with a task of looking into the connections between a Czech agent and a barrister by the name of Norton. Sherlock is not thrilled to be out of the loop, but that state of things does not last long... Sherlock/Irene, of course.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,235 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Sherlock H., Irene A. - Complete
The Full House by Emcee Frodis reviews
When Sherlock asked Molly to help him, she never thought she'd be given a more difficult task. Until what he asked for next. HUGE SPOILERS for Series Two.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 137,038 - Reviews: 1866 - Favs: 1,351 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
A Room With a View by SHL23 reviews
Endless scripts to read, a tyrant boss to tolerate, and a rather lackluster personal life. It was a good thing Bella Swan's office provided the perfect view of the building's hotshot lawyer. Now if only they'd share more than a glance each day. E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,364 - Reviews: 2507 - Favs: 2,768 - Follows: 3,547 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Bella, Edward
Hey You by SydneyAlice reviews
Hey you. Yeah you. You with your long brown hair and the vintage t-shirt that's always tied at the bottom. I think you're beautiful.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 997 - Follows: 190 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Evading Reality by Tavana reviews
In a slip up Ran discovers Conan's identity and in doing so he begins to evade her accusations. This causes Ran to wonder if Shinichi and her can ever become more than just, 'friends.'
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 70,574 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Ran M., Shinichi K./Conan E.
The Joy Of Family by GreenEyedIdiot reviews
Edward and Bella have the perfect life, they're deliriously happy and have a beautiful son, Nathan. But something is missing. They want another baby, a bigger family. Will they get their wish? AH, E&B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 63,773 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Bella, Edward
Reassigned Identity by Dosi reviews
Bella Swan: Gegen Hochzeiten. Edward Cullen: CIA Agent mit dunkler Vergangenheit. Nachdem Bella etwas traumatisches erlebt hat wird sie als Zeugin unter Schutz gestellt. Tarnung: Agent Cullens Frau. ÜBERSETZUNG! Von Mk Marie.
Twilight - Rated: T - German - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 111,383 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When Edward Met Bella by jliane reviews
So, can men and women really be friends? Edward Masen thinks so, and he's determined to prove it to the new woman in his life, the first grade teacher of his niece, little Lilly Whitlock. But does Edward's mind change when he gets to know Isabella Swan?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 75,916 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14088 - Favs: 14,626 - Follows: 8,103 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Screamers by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12412 - Favs: 6,873 - Follows: 3,413 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Forever Young, Good Looks & Grace by ArcCleo reviews
My Entry for the FanFiction Contest of Twilight Convention In Rome... Do you want me to write this story? Show me your Love with your Reviews...- I am really happy to inform you that this story WON! So...Rendezvous in September!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Bella
air and angels by irnan reviews
Oh, look, just - show me that holo, OK?" Luke said irritably. "Yes, that one of your Mom. And, see - this - this is my father." Leia, still suspicious of him, took one look at his holo and paled. "Dad!" she exclaimed.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,930 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala - Complete
Indispensable para Vivir by Drumy reviews
Harry Potter ha vencido a Lord Voldemort, ahora debe hacer frente a una conversación con una menuda pelirroja.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Change of Underwear by hammondgirl reviews
Edward, the new, fresh meat at Bella's office, is a complete geek, which is ultimately her undoing. She fantasizes about him at work constantly... Will her fantasies become a reality, or will real life get in the way? Original O/S now extended. BxE, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,084 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 1,148 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
Seine Augen, so grün wie frisch gepökelte Kröte by humanthesaurus reviews
“Oh, Mum, kann ich in den Zug gehen und ihn sehen? Mum, bitte ...” Drabble von Harry & Ginnys Beziehung vom ersten Moment vom Kings Cross Bahnhof, durch alle 7 Bücher, mit Passagen aus den Büchern. German translation of HEAAGAaFPT
Harry Potter - Rated: K - German - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,848 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8490 - Favs: 13,203 - Follows: 2,695 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twilight, Edward Style by Edwardsrighthandman reviews
What would Twilight be like if Edward was the human, and Bella the vampire living with the Cullens? What things from the original Twilight story would remain the same? What things would be changed completely? AU. M for a few choice words. Nothing explicit
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 113,896 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Edward, Bella
High Heels and Runaway Frisbees by enamors reviews
Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 5224 - Favs: 4,578 - Follows: 4,103 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Somewhere Other Than The Night by kyla713 reviews
Bella and Edward met after college and have been married for almost two years. Edward works for Carlisle managing hotels, now a bit overwhelmed with work when more duties are handed to him, which leads to a very frustrated Bella. One shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,627 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7609 - Favs: 8,679 - Follows: 2,445 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Because You Can Love by Romantique Chic reviews
A short poem from Harry's perspective about life. Cookie to anyone who understands the poem! Lol, enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Full Circle by humanthesaurus reviews
A look into the lives of the Potters - a bit of normalcy that turns out to be a not so normal occerance...drabbleish. hopefully sweet. J/L? H/G? read to find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
In the Dawn by CD1996 reviews
A short H&G fluff piece, immediately following the events of Deathly Hallows, prior to the Epilogue. Cameos from The Fat Lady, Molly Weasley, Ron and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,031 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
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Look Into
I love you, so it seems. Just thinking.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Complete
Tempting Sin::Verlockende Sünde reviews
Unsere Illusionen von dem Adonis Edward Cullen und der eigentlich schüchternen Bella Swan spielen regelmäßig Streiche mit uns. Wir haben keinen Einfluss auf die leicht versauten OneShots, die hier als Kapitel veröffentlicht werden.
Twilight - Rated: M - German - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,220 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Disrupted Pages reviews
Hiatus/ Was sagt man zu einem Engel, wenn man doch selbst ein Monster ist? Vielleicht brauchte ich ihn jetzt am meisten und vielleicht hatte alles doch keinen Sinn...wer kannte schon die Zukunft?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - German - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,344 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Edward, Bella