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Hello! I am a huge bookworm and a Potterhead (a proud Hufflepuff).
Ultimate Favorite Books-
My favorite classics-
Pride and Prejudice
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through school/college.
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
The Percy Jackson pledge:
I promise to remember Percy Whenever Im at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth Whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature For Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron Whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia Whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with another
I promise to remember Zoe Whenever I watch her star
I promise to remember Rachel Whenever a limo passes my car.
Yes I promise to remember PJO Wherever I may go
Take the pledge!
NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When You:
Go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor
Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.
You burn food to see if it smells good.
You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”
You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda
Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere
You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address
You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat.
That every time you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.
You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.
You spend time doing pointless research, just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.
You've called someone you know a satyr.
Stuff- I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two mooses meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where do I begin?"
Normal people worry me.
People tell me I'm weird and I say "You just figured that out?"
I talk to myself because my answers are mostly the only ones I accept! :D
I love arguing with myself because I'll win either way. :)
Copy and pasting thingies-
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction.copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever walked into a room, and forgot what you were doing, then started walking away, and suddenly remembered, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, psychotic, random, or anything similar and you're proud of this copy this into your profile.
If you have read a book then cried because the series was over after that book add this to your profile! (Harry Potter :D)
If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you always have your daydreams to keep you company and talk to, copy this onto your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.
You've been caught for reading in class for multiple times copy and paste this on your profile.
You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood copy and paste this on your profile.
I am a book addict and proud of it!!! If you are one too, copy and paste this on your profile.
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile.
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!
A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.So true..
Life and Lemons-
People say when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. I say, when life gives you lemons, throw them at someone. When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and stand back so the world can wonder how exactly you pulled that off. But, something I really do not get is, who in the world is this 'life' person and where in the world does he find all these lemons?
1) I NEED TO TELL YOU A SECRET (LO0K AT #5)
(Put it on your page if you laughed) XD LOL!
this is this cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it. :D
Things I must not do at Hogwarts-
I will NOT sing “We’re off to see The Wizard” when I am sent to the headmasters office.
Dobby is NOT Yoda is disguise.
He is NOT Gollum either.
I will NOT bring a magic-8-ball to Divination Class.
My homework was NOT eaten by a werewolf. Especially when my teacher is Professor Lupin.
I will NOT tell the first years to make a tree-house in the Whomping Willow.
I will NOT give Lupin a flea collar.
If a classmate falls asleep I will NOT take advantage of this and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.
Starting a betting-pool on the fate of this year’s Defence against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky. It is NOT a clever money-making concept.
Shouting “To Infinity and Beyond!” was only funny the first time I took off on a broom.
I will NOT refer to the summoning charm (Accio) as “The Force”.
“Springtime for Voldemort” is NOT an appropriate title for the school production.
I will NOT greet Prof. McGonagall with “What’s new Pussy-cat?”.
I will NOT send shampoo to Snape’s office, no matter how badly he needs it.
"Potter 6, Voldemort 0" is not a valid T-shirt slogan.
Even though they are easier to use and probably more effective, I will not use guns against the Death Eaters.
I will not charm Firenze pink and call him "My Little Pony."
No matter how funny it is I will NOT leave kitty litter in Prof. McGonagall’s office.
I will NOT call Dumbledore Santa Claus. Even if it is Christmas.
THE HUNGER GAMES PLEDGE:
I promise to remember Rue When mockingbirds’ songs wake me
I’ll think of Foxface every time I eat a strange new berry
If a little girl ever pets a goat I promise to think of Prim
And if my best friend acts depressed Then Gale; I’ll think of him
When I toss some wood in the fire I’ll think of Katniss every time
And I’ll always think of Peeta When I eat cake that is sublime
The Capitol will cross my mind When someone is unfair
I’ll be sure to think of Clove Each time I pretend to care
I’ll always think of Glimmer If someone’s pretty, but a dunce
And Thresh will occupy my mind If I spare someone, something... Once
Whenever I watch a reality show I will think of the Hunger Games
I’ll sure imagine Haymitch If someone calls me names
I swear to think of Cato, when I’m homicidally inclined
I’ll make sure I think of Effie When there’s nothing on my mind
I swear to remember the Hunger Games, and Catching Fire too
It’s important to think of the characters, But they’re NOT mine (So, Collins, don’t sue!)
Ways to make sure you're insane-
At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars; see if they slow down.
Page yourself over the intercom, don't disguise your voice.
Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."
Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright.
As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood.
When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"
When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! they're loose!!" --:D--:D--:D--
Spoiler ALERT! Spoiler ALERT for Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and Hunger Games!!!!! (And a few others).
In loving memory of...
...Luke Castellan, who died to save Olympus and will always be remembered as a hero
...Albus Dumbledore, the greatest headmaster Hogwarts will ever have
...James and Lily Potter, who died because of a friend's betrayal
...Zoe Nightshade, who went on a quest knowing very well that she would die
...Bianca di Angelo, who sacrificed herself to save her friends
...Sirius Black, a good godfather and best friend
...Rue, District 11's female tribute in the 74th Hunger Games
...Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody, a notable member in the Order of the Phoenix
...Remus Lupin, who died fighting Death Eaters
...Nymphadora Tonks, killed by Death Eaters
...Daedalus, who died to prevent Luke's army from using the Labyrinth
...Fred Weasley, the greatest jokester who died laughing
...Charlotte, the only spider I'll ever like, who devised a plan to save Wilbur
...Silena Beauregard, who died a hero
...Charles Beckendorf, who let himself die for the sake of a mission's success
...Severus Snape, who endured false accusations from his own side
...Ethan Nakumura, who redeemed himself in the end only to be killed by Kronos
...Colin Creevey, who lost his life to Death Eaters much too early
...Cedric Diggory, an innocent person, yet killed by Voldemort himself
...Kevin "Freak" Avery, who was too young to die
...Dobby, who died a free elf
...Primrose Everdeen, a brave young girl who shouldn't have died
...Finnick Odair, who never got his happily ever after with Annie .
..Cinna, an amazingly talented stylist who helped achive freedom
...everyone else who died fighting Kronos ...everyone else who died fighting Voldemort ...everyone else who died fighting in the Panem rebellion. May they all rest in peace.