![]() Author has written 1 story for Transformers/Beast Wars. If your life was a movie, what would the soundtrack be? Here's how it works: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc.) 1. Opening Credits: Ke$ha - Blah Blah Blah 3. First Day of College: McFly- That's the Truth 4. Falling in Love: Alexandra Burke - All Night Long (Remix) 6. Fight Song: Ashley Tisdale - It's Alright, It's Okay 7. Breaking: Miley Cyrus - When I Look at You 9. Big Break: Britney Spears - Womanizer 10. Mental Breakdown: McFly - Party Girl 12. Flashback: The Script - If You See Kay 18. Final Battle: Glee Cast - Deck The RoofTop/halls 19. Death Scene: McFly - Shine A Light 21. End Credit: The Saturdays - Forever Is Over Taylor Swift :You held your head like a hero Long live the walls we crashed through When they gave us our trophies And you take a moment A painter paints pictures on canvas. But musicians paint their pictures on silence. Leopold Stokowski Without music life would be a mistake. Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche Music is moonlight in the gloomy night of Life. Jean Paul Richter Transformers - More Than Meets The Eye... STUFF. Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film. If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. The road to success is always under construction. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself..., where the heck is the ceiling. Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about. Sam Ewing I find I always have to write something on a steamed mirror. Elaine Dundy I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it. It’s not cheating unless you get caught. I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot. I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it. There is a light at the end of every tunnel….just pray it’s not a train!.. Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools. I’ve got problem for your solution… Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say “Are you gonna drink that?” All people have the right to stupidity but some abuse the privilege. never argue with an idiot they’ll drag you down to their level and beat you through experience Never judge someone until you walk a mile in their shoes. By that time, they’ll be a mile away and barefoot My mind is like lighting, one brilliant flash, then its gone… Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected? Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up. “An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.” My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary. Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity? Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball make big hole in paper. The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen! Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out. Don’t follow me, I’m lost too. Definition of Your Mom: How to answer a question when you’re bored Definition of homework: Some form of crude mind control still used in some primitive areas. One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff. I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me? I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter. When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate. The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER. So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun. When French people swear do they say pardon my English? Aren’t the ‘good things that come to those who wait’ just the leftovers from the people that got there first? If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out”? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’? Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa Life sucks and then you die. Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down? Why do people say, “You can’t have your cake and eat it too”? Why would someone get cake if they can’t eat it? “When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade” Don’t mess with me I’ve got a stick. Darth Vader- "Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!" I smile because I have no idea what’s going on! Life was so simple when boys had cooties I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. I ran with scissors, and lived! I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. I don’t obsess! I think intensely. Of course I’m talking to myself. Who else can I trust? Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later. One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons! When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing “I’m Off to See the Wizard” when sent to the Headmasters office. I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. All the good ones are gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies. The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you. “When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.” “Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it.” “Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else” “I’d rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I’m not.” A recent survey stated that the average person’s greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you’re telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy. I’m not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? Death is God’s way of saying “You’re fired.” “He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.” “If you know me, chances are you hate me.” Shut up voices or I’ll poke you with a fork If at first you don’t succeed skydiving isn’t for you. Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them. All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative. When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear. Education is important, school however, is another matter. |