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Hi I'm Spottedwind19. All the info for my stories and such are at the very bottom. Happy New Years!!!!!!!! 2012! I have soooo many new years resolutions. wbu?

Sorry I just had to share this...while I am welcome to critism whether it be harsh or not, PM or reviews telling me how much my writing sucks and such amuse me. I know some peope are probably thinking well you obviously care because you're posting something about it but I'm just hear to warn haters not to waste their pathetic lives on me cuz i don't give a crap and I literally just read one that made me laugh my butt off so yea:) well thx:)

Profile: Spottedwind19

Clan: Thunderclan

Description: Young dark brown tabby she-cat with two white paws, a white tailtip, black spots, and blue eyes.

Rank: Deputy

Parents: Brambleclaw and Squirrelflight(: - )

Mate: Snowstorm

Kits: Sorrelkit, Amberkit, Copperkit, Chrystalkit, Slicekit, Petalkit and Softkit. (Had 2 litters wen she was young and right after she become a warrior and had a litter right after another. She's still really young though. Like Whitewing's ageish...


Food: chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and Little Caesar's cheese pizza and italien cheese bread. And anything cherry from lollipops to snowcones.

Book: Warrior Cats and this amazingly awesome book called Distant Waves. You should really look into it. It's a love story basically mixed in with Titanic but it's so much more and no it is not the actual Titanic with like Rose and Jack. But seriously this book rocks.

Characters: Brambleclaw, Jayfeather, and Cinderheart. They rock!

Least favorite characters: Hollyleaf and Ashfur. They are so bossy and rude. I was glad when she killed him but now i'm very sad to learn she's not dead. :(

Color: Blue and Lime Green.

Singer(s): Taylor Swift, Carrie Underwood, Avril Lavigne Katy Perry, Britney Spears, Lady Antebellum, Keith Urban, and Brad Paisley.

Favorite type of music: Country.

Favorite couples: icexlion, lionxheather, bramblexsquirrel, Bramblexfeather. crowxleaf, crowxfeather, stormxtawny, cinderxjay, hollyxbreeze, hollyxsol, fernxdust, cinderxfire, dustxsand, brindlexdark, dustxfern, blossomxtoad, ivyxtoad, dovextiger, leopardxtiger, brookxstorm, milliexgray, grayxsilver, hazelxbumble, firexspotted

Fave Random Quotes:

“Everyone says love hurts, but that isn't true. Loneliness hurts. Rejection hurts. Losing someone hurts. Envy hurts. Everyone gets these things confused with love, but in reality love is the only thing in this world that covers up all pain and makes someone feel wonderful again. Love is the only thing in this world that does not hurt.”

"The reason people won't say hello is they're afraid of a goodbye"

“Everybody hurts you, but, by the end of the day, you stick with the one that makes the hurting worthwhile.”

“Love like that is poisonous. The worst type of poison, because it feels and tastes so good.”

“You don’t choose who you fall in love with, you just do and you get this person who is so wrong yet so right at the same time. You know that you love them so much except they drive you completely insane and no one can explain it. The reason it’s so confusing is because it’s love, and if you didn’t have any challenges, what would be the point of love?”

“LOVE: We think about it, sing about it, dream about it and loose sleep worrying about it. When we don't know we have it, we search for it. When we discover it, we don't know what to do with it. When we have it, we fear loosing it. It is the constant source of pleasure and pain. But we don't know which it will be from one moment to the next. It is a short word, easy to spell, difficult to define and impossible to live without.”

"Don’t find love, let love find you. That’s why it’s called falling in love, because you don’t force yourself to fall, you just fall."

Random Crap...

If you think Taylor Lautner is hot, post this to your profile.

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When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.

When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.

When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.

When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.

When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.

When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out.

When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.

When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends.

When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.

When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children.

Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you.

If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you?

You Know You're Obsessed With Warriors When...

You love the books so much that you refuse to read anything else. (Pretty much. My mom gets so mad at me.)

When you get a pet cat, you give it a warrior name. (I didn't officialy name my kitten a warrior cat name. Her name is Bandit but i kinda gave her the warrior cat name Cinderkit.)

You have accidentally said things like, "What in StarClan's name...?" or, "StarClan, help me!" ( My friends thought i was a freak!)

You've called your inoccent, beloved housecat a 'worthless, lazy kittypet'. (Sorry can't say i have.)

You've given yourself a warrior name. (Only for things like this.)

You suddenly began calling kittens 'kits'. (Haha guilty)

You wish your kitty could fight like that! (oh ya! :-)

When you saw a stray cat walking around all by itself, you muttered, "Loner... or rogue?" (Nope. I just go, aww look a kitty!)

You make up your own pairings, whether they're crack or not. (ya buddy!)

You write Warriors fanfiction. (Yep. That's what the major percentage of my stories are.)

You suddenly knew more about cats than you ever would have before, after you read some of the books. (ya.)

You suddenly became better at writing about cats than about people. (actually im just as good with both but cats are easier to write about since u can put like Cinderheart meowed, or mewed, or yowled or sumthing like that. I mean it would look very stupid if you put, Hannah mewed or something like that.)

You've read at least ten of the Warriors books. (I've read them all except the mangas. I'm one of those people waiting for the next book to be published.)

You've made up a little profile on your cat-self, including your name, Clan, appearance, status, personality, mate, and your kits (if you have any). (if you bothered to look at the beginning of my profile, then you would know that the answer's yes :)

And that's how you know you're obsessed with THE WARRIOR CATS!


Robbers stab you in the stomach.

Boyfriends stab you in the heart.

Friends stab you in the back.

Best friends don't carry knives.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile

Bella: Do I ever cross your mind?

Edward: No

Bella: Do you like me?

Edward: No

Bella: Do you want me?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you cry if I left?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you live for me?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you do anything for me?

Edward: No

Bella: Choose--me or your life

Edward: My life

Bella runs away in shock and pain and Edward runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.




(first 4 letters of real name izzle.)

Hannizzle (Oh, watch out!)

(fav color and fav animal)

Blue Horse. (sounds pretty cool!)

(your middle name and the street you live on)

Elizabeth Eagle Rock (sounds pretty operaish

(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)


(Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite pop)

The Lime Green Dr. Pepper

(2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any
letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd
letter of dad's middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and
last letter of your moms middle name)

Alzeiln (lol!)

(both parents middle name)

Ann Brian

(Black and the name of one of your pets)

Black Bandit

Whats Your Warriors Name?

1) What's Your Villain Name? (Take the first half of your favorite characters name and the last half of your least favorite character):


2) What's Your Kittypet Name? (Take your favorite warriors name and mix the letters up.): thats stupid

3) What's Your Suicidal Warriors Name? (Your favorite forest animal plus dark.): okay

4) What's Your Half-Clan Name? (Take something to do with one clan and add something to do with the other clan):5) What's Your Rogue Name? (First Random object you think of):

1)Put ur Ipod/Mp3 player/itunes etc. on shuffle

2)For each question click the next button to get your answer


4)You can put any comments in parentheses next to the song

5)Put it on your profile!

1.What would you say about your boyfriend?

Come in with the Rain (idk...)

2.What is the first thing you say in the mornings?

Fireflies (ya i do alot of camping :) )

3.Your teacher is...

Twisted (oh hell ya if we're talking about my science teacher)

4.What's written on your class's black board/white board?

Born to Fly (hm.. yep that sounds like the annoying postive crap they teach us at school... mhm.)

would you describe your neighbor?

Walk Away (yes... that's exactly what i want them to do... just leave me alone.)

6.What would your best friend say about you?

Written in the Stars... (lol what?)

do you feel right now?

Tik Tok (no...)

8.What's on your bedside table right now?

Falling Down (haha wat?)

9.What did you do when you woke up this moring?

S&M (O.O)

10.When you open your wardrobe you see...

Boom Boom Pow (wtf?)

11.What did you say after you last attended a concert?

Alejandro (hm must have been a lady gaga concert)

12.If you had to write a Twilight Fanfiction right now,what would it be titled?

A Little Bit Stronger (hm...)

13.A song you would sing at your school's talent show is...

Naturally (oh ya perfect sweet little girl disney for the youngsters)

life's theme song would be...

Dirty Picture (uh... no psh... haha jk but that's dirty)

would you describe what you are doing right now?

Back to December (huh?)

16.if you had to go and jump off a building what would your last words be?

Back to December (ok so the last one was acoustic so somehow this one was next... anyways wtf?)

17.Your motto is...

I Won't Apologize (haha that's great.)

18.If you could buy anything in the world you would buy...

Wasted... (Huh...)

19.What did you dream about last night?

Misery (yikes :/)

20.Any last words?

Club Can't Handle Me (lol)

1. How did you get one of your scars? I got bit in the face by a dog

2. What is on the walls in your room? Alot of posters, calendars, shelves, lots of sports trophies, and a billboard.

3. Do you snore, grind your teeth, or talk in your sleep? I sing in my sleep and when I have bad allergies I snore

4. What type of music do you listen to? country, rap, pop, hip hop.

5. Do you know what time you were born? about noon.

6. What do you want more than anything right now? A boyfriend (lol jk)

7. What do you miss? No homework and my step grandma.

8. What is your most prized possession(s)? Ipod touch, my laptop, and cell phone

10. Do you get claustrophobic? When I'm around smelly gross people or when my foot hurts and I don't want people to step on it. Or when I'm around annoying people. idk but i guess not like officially like if i'm hiding with sumone else I don't mind.

11. Do you get scared of the dark? After watching vampire and werewolve movies. (Not Twilight)

12. The last person that made you cry? My dad.

13. What is your favourite perfume for a girl? I'm a girl and i don't wear purfume

14. What kind of hair/eye colour do you like on the opposite gender? Blonde and blue eyes, but theres this hottie I kno with brown hair and green eyes *winks*

15. Where can you see yourself being proposed to? On my birthday on the beach.

16. Coffee or energy drink? neither cuz i don't really like either.

17. What is your favourite pizza topping? sausage and peperoni.

18. If you could eat anything right now, what would it be? cookie dough

21. What was the first meaningful gift you ever received? I remember my best guy friend buying me a stuffed animal when we were like 6 or 7.

22. Do you like anybody? Mayb... its complicated.

23. Are you double jointed? No. everyone else seems to be though.

24. Favourite clothing brand? I don't really have one. I just kinda wear clothes you know? But if i had to pick one it wuld be Aeropostale.

26. Do you have a pet? I have two dogs and a cat.

27. What kind is it? black labs and a gray kitten.

28. Would you fall in love knowing that the person was leaving? idk. this isn't like Dear John or whatever u know?

29. What is the best way to tell someone how much they mean to you? Texting unfortunately. But when I'm comforting a friend I sometimes let them kno or what not. It depends on the timing and mood you kno?

30. Write a number from one to a hundred: 7

31. Blonds or brunettes? imma girl but i like blonde hair. not really sure what the question is.

32. What is the one number you call most often? Probably my best friend's and my parents when they forget to pick me up from school or are late.

33. What annoys you most? This insanely annoyng dude i n my classwho thinks cool wen hes the biggest loser of all time.

34. Have you been out of the USA? Yes. I've been to Mexico, Canada, Dominican Republic, Tortolla, St. Thomas. (just that area around south of florida

35. Your weaknesses? Being interuppted and being told I'm wrong and I am.

36. Met anyone famous? I guess. The Miss * of my town. and like some republican.

37. First job? Picking up dog poop. Hey! i get paid.

38. Ever made a prank call? Ya it was pretty lame tho and i don't like doin it cuz i find it boring.

40. What were you doing before you filled this out? Eating Ice Cream and being super bored which brought me to this.

41. Have you ever had surgery? Yes. I had an ingrown toenail and im pretty sure when i got bit in the face by the dog they had to do sumthing surgical. I got stiches.

42. What do you get complimented about most? My smarticallness, volleyball, softball, and how funny I am. And lots of people say i'm pretty and stuff but idk.

43. Have you ever had braces? Never.

44. What do you want for your birthday? Birthday? Cmon its almost xmas!

45. How many kids do you want? 2 girls and a boy... so 3.

46. Were you named after someone? My middle name was after a family friend.

47. Do you wish on stars? I used to when I was little but i'm not embarrased to say i do when i really want something to either happen or to not usually doesn't :/

49. What kind of shampoo do you use? Dove or Suave... idk

50. Do you like your handwriting? I guess. I'm not gonna take forever to write a paper just so it LOOKS neat u kno?

51. What is your favourite lunch meat? Honey roasted ham and this amazing turkey stuff i tried at a friends house from Costco.

52. Any bad habits? Well i think im addicted to staying up late reading fanfictions and listening to music on my ipod but idk...

53. What CD are you most embarrassed to have on your shelf? Hannah Montana but i took it off my ipod a long time ago.

54. If you were another person, would you be friends with you? I think so. I'm a total leader so i might get annoyed with myself. i might not be best friends with myself though.

56. Do looks matter? Not exactly but i don't like guys unless i think they're cute. and for school pics and stuff. so a little but i don't like check my hair every 5 minutes like one of my friends.

57. How do you release anger? I throw stuff against my wall, grit my teeth, clench my fists, and stay silent. I hold a good grudge.

58. Where is your second home? like 10 minutes away.

60. What was your favourite toy as a child? idk. probably like barbies and my little pony.

61. How many numbers do you have on your cell phone? 57 contacts but 57 numbers cuz there are multiples and i am not gonna waste my time counting.

62. Were you a fan of Barney as a kid? oh ya

63. Do you use sarcasm? yes! alot too!

64. Mashed potatoes or Macaroni cheese? Macaroni cheese because i hate mashed potatoes!

65. What do you look for in a guy/girl? Just if there nice enough to notice me. i usually like my guy friends that ive known for a while. They also have to be funny and not totally stupid.

66. What are your nicknames? Banana (one of my friends cuz like "Hannah" "Banana", and Aunt Hannah cuz we started like one of those "fake families" at my school and im the Aunt.

68. What's your favourite television show? CSI Miami and NCIS. ( I LOVE those types of shows!) And sum sorta old show called "Friends" I luv it!

69. What was your actual SAT score? I didn't take it yet.

70. What's your favourite ice-cream flavour? chocolate chip cookie dough.

71. Do you have all your fingers and toes? Yes.

72. When was the last time you worked out? does softball count cuz that would be like everyday cuz im on a travel team.

73. Did you notice there was no question 64? well no cuz im doin this backwards.

74. What's the fastest you've gone in a car? 75 or 80 i think.

75. Do you want everyone to answer these questions? I honestly don't care unless they're my buds.

76. What are you listening to? My iPod

77. Last thing you drank? Milk

78. Last person you talked to on the phone? My friend

79. What's the first thing you noticed in the opposite/same gender Whether we have enough in common to be friends.

80. Favourite thought-provoking song? Back to December, I Won't Apologize, My Happy Ending, Remind Me, and A Year Without Rain

81. Favourite thing to hate? Chores

82. Favourite month of the year? December. holidays and snow!

83. Favourite zodiac sign? taurus (cuz its mine)

85. What is your hair colour? blonde.

86. Eye colour? Blue.

89. Favourite fast food restaurant? Mcdonalds but only for the Mcflurrys. Does Subway count as fast food? If so then definatly Subway.

90. Do you like sushi! Well i used to not but my mom and i were at Frys and there was sushi sample that was REALLY yummy so i guess its just the type.

91. Last thing you watched? football. GOOOO STANDFORD!

92. Favourite day of the year? Christmas, last day of school, and my birthday

93. Play any musical instruments? Recorder, Piano, Flute, and piccolo

94. Republican or Democrat? I. Don't. Care.

95. Kisses or hugs? Well i used to like hugs but now i really wanna kiss this one guy lol.

96. Relationships or one night stands? Relationships.

97. What was the last thing you bought? iTunes from Best Buy :)

98. What kind of car do you have? I'm too young to drive but im gonna get my dads truck prob. (yes!)

99. What book are you reading? None! And I'm going insane! I need books!

100. Describe your love life: Um yea that wuld take forever so I'm just gonna say it's complicated. :/

"Jeez, don't be such a Hollyleaf."

Erin Hunter, Stephanie Meyer, and J.K. Rowling are all famous authors and female. Looks like us girls win this one again!

Do you get distracted easily? Do you end up daydreaming and forget to finish someth-

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

(.• (.•pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

If you love HollyXBreeze, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you wish Heathertail and Lionblaze had worked things out and ended up as secret mates, copy and paste this into your profile.

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods..

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(what other kind of soap is there??)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(a little too late, huh?)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Really? I had no clue!)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(Um... ok??)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to...?)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(No duh Sherlock)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Was that a popular problem...?)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you, mad:
Follow her

When she stares at your mouth:
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you:
Grab her and don't let qo

When she starts cussinq at you:
Kiss her, and tell her you love her

When she's quiet:
Ask her what’s wronq

When she iqnores you:
Give her your attention

When she pulls away:
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst:
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start cryinq:
Just hold her, and don't say a word

When you see her walkinq:
Sneak up behind her, and huq her waist

When she's scared:
Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder:
Tilt her head up, and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat:
Let her keep it, and sleep with it for a niqht

When she teases you:
Tease her back, and make her lauqh

When she doesn't answer for a lonq time:
Reassure her that everythinq is okay

When she looks at you with doubt:
Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you:
She really does, more than you could ever understand

When she qrabs at your hands:
Hold hers and play with her finqers

When she bumps into you:
bump into her, too, and make her lauqh

When she tells you a secret:
keep it safe, and untold

When she looks you in your eyes:
don't look away, until she does

When she misses you:
she's hurtinq inside

When you break her heart:
the pain never really qoes away

When she says it’s over:
she still wants you to be hers

When she reposts this bulletin:
she wants you to read it!

When she’s not sayinq anythinq on the phone:

Don’t hanq up

When she says she's ok:

Don't believe it, talk with her

On her birthday:

Call her at 12 am and tell her you love her.

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

Tease her:

Let her tease you back.

When she’s sick:

Stay up all niqht with her

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it’s stupid.

Give her the world.

Let her wear your clothes.

When she's bored and sad:

hanq out with her.

Let her know she's important.

Kiss her in the pourinq rain.

When she runs up to you cryinq, the first thinq you say is:
"Who's butt am I kickinq?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

Take 3 minutes and try will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATINQ!

This qame has a funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.

First..qet a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and qo with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 throuqh 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four sonq titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Qo with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the qame...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this qame.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The sonq in 8 is the sonq that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the sonq for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the sonq that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the sonq tellinq you how you feel about life this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...

If you don't it will become the opposite

If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone riqht now
and can't qet them out of your head
then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are missinq will surprise you.
Repost this as what a kiss means

good friend wonders about your romantic history. A best friend could blackmail you with it.

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen

Good friends will pick you up when your fall, BEST FRIENDS will push you back down and laugh

Good friends ask why you're crying, BEST FRIENDS already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

Good friends will say you can do better, BEST FRIENDS will call him up and say "You have seven days to live"

Good friends will help you with your drug problem, BEST FRIENDS are the ones who sold it to you

A good friend will bail you out of jail, a great friend will be sitting next to you in your cell going "We screwed up, huh?"

Good friends don't let you do stupid things, BEST FRIENDS don't let you do stupid things ALONE

Without those blonde moments, life would be so dull

There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line

Girl: You should slow down, this is to fast
Boy: This is how a motorcycle is supposed to feel but if you tell me you love me, i'll slow down
Girl: I love you!
Boy: Now you have to give me a hug.
Girl: (She squeezed around the boys boys waist from behind him)
Boy: Now you must take my helmet from my head and put it on you then i will slow down.
Girl: (puts helmet on her head)
Newspaper headline next morning: Fatal motorcycle accident after brakes went out, male died and female lived being the only one with a helmet. In truth the boy knew his breaks went out and told his girlfriend she loved him one last time and to feel her hug then he gave her his helmet so she could live. (Copy and Paste this to your profile if you taught that was sweet)

he white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

If you hate racism repost this

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Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies)

We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box."-Unknown

“You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.” - Unknown

“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.” - Unknown

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.” - Unknown

“He who laughs last didn't get it.” - Unknown

“When there's a will, I want to be in it.” - Unknown

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people. (So true...)

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. (I know mine do!)

My favorite word is sarcasm. (Yep, totally is.)

"I know water doesn't bite! What a stupid thing to say! Water doesn't have to bite you! You drown in it you moron!" -Stewie Griffin

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day but set the man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

It's all fun and games until the other person loses their sanity.

I've got things to break, people to laugh at, objects to drool over and who knows what else.

A piece of cheese could come up with a plan more cunning than that.

I'm not insane... i just do whatever the voices tell me to.

Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

When I say LOL I'm not laughing out loud. I just have nothing better to say.

"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide

Apparently 1 in 5 people are Chinese; there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. it's ether my mom or dad, or my older brother Collin, or my younger brother Ho-chan-chu, but I think it's Colin.

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

Why is it that some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

"Never hire a colorblind electrician."

If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.

My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway.

The buddy system is essential to survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Ooooo...a life. Where can I download one?

"Sometimes I wonder 'why is the Frisbee getting bigger?' then I get hit in the face."

The quietest place on earth is the Parachute Company Complaint Center

“I am sick of people having a near deathexperienceand saying they saw the light. You know what the paramedics do when they first arrive? THEY SHINE A LIGHT IN YOUR EYE! That’s not GOD…it’s a MAGLIGHT!” Tony V.

Is it possible to scream at the bottom of your lungs?

Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

There is always a light at the end of a tunnel; just pray it isn’t a train.

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If you love JayXCinder, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you hate Crowfeather, copy and paste this into your profile.

While I'm not one of those crazed fangirls who wants to eat Nightcloud's heart out, I really hate the whole CrowXNight thing. It's pretty obvious that he doesn't love her. He just randomly picked a she-cat and grabbed her while saying, "Uh, yeah. See guys, I'm loyal! I had kits with... uh, what's her name again? Oh yeah, Nightcloud! I love her now, not my beloved Leafpool!" If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to this list: Blazingstar of ThunderClan: Spottedwind19

SPOILERS FOR SUNRISE! If you thought it was so sweet when Berrynose told Honeyfern that they would have kits one day, copy and paste this onto your profile.

SPOILERS FOR SUNRISE! If you wish that Honeyfern had never died, for Berrynose's sake, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, even after all this, you still hate Berrynose with all your heart, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you love Dovepaw, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate Ivypaw, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you wish Dovepaw and Tigerheart would just realize that they love each other already, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you loved Bramblekit, loved Bramblepaw, and love Brambleclaw, copy and paste this into your profile!

SPOILERS FOR SUNRISE! If you believe Hollyleaf is insane, crazy, and obsessed with the Warrior Code to an unhealthy degree, and you were even relieved when she FINALLY died and left the Clans to be in peace... copy and paste this into your profile. Sorry, Hollyleaf fans!

If you would (but you're not allowed to), live in a bookstore so that you would be the first person to get all the new Warriors books, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Leafpool's Loyalty, Skyeheart and Silverwing, Firehawk101, Rainfire, Flamestar211, Firestar's Gal, Poppyleaf, She Who Sulks In The Shadows... Rubyheart481, Pink Kitty Cat, Spottedheart, maplepelt,hollypaw,skygaze, Roseheart, Blazingstar of ThunderClan, Spottedwind19

I really don't like these but they scare me so ya. Don't read it please...I made you curious huh?: This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

A white man said "No coloured people allowed here." And the black man said. "When I was born I was black, when I grew up I was black, when I am sick I am black, when I go out in the sun I am black, when I am cold I am black, when I die I'll be black, but you, you. When you were born you were pink, when you grew up you were white, when you are sick you are green, when you go out in the sun you turn red, when you are cold you are blue, and when you die you'll be purple and you dare to call me coloured?" The black man sat down and the white man walked away. If you're against racism copy and paste this into your profile.

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.


IMPORTANT- Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Edward Cullen/ Robert Pattison are fast becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile. Quick, we need sponsers! :D:D:D:D:D

65 percent of teenagers would rather watch T.V. than read. If you are one of the 35 percent that would rather have their nose stuck in a book, copy this in your profile.

When life gives you lemons, make grapefruit juice, and let Life wonder how the heck you did that!

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.



Hint-- You just wasted some of your life trying to read this.

Money can't buy happiness. But it sure makes misery easier to live with.

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If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

When in doubt, make words up!

Kids are the future. Be afraid, Be very afraid!

Why be difficult, when with just a little more effort, you can be impossible?

I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly

If your heart was really broken, you'd be dead. So SHUT UP!

I don't have a dog. I eat my own homework.

The grass may be greener, but it's just as hard to mow!

If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

I like you. When I take over the world, your death will be quick and painless.

A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember he was looking back.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

You know you live in 2010 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job...

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out-
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were having a sugar rush

79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82.Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Talked about a person when they were sitting right next to you.

91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class.
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

The human Body: Month 1
Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month 2
Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month 3
You know what Mommy, I'm a girl!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too, and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month 4
Mommy, my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes, and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month 5
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month 6
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy!! HELP me!!

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
Repost this if you have a heart and are against Abortion.

-93 of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are one of the 7 percent who would ask the person "What was you're first clue?" copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlight Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlight Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, Bloody Salvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Edward's One True Love, oceaneyes85253,TheEmoSideOfMe, EdwardlovesChristyalways, Blue eyed vampwolf, finger craker, Airlin, Bekkoni, RoXaS707, InsaneBlueberry, Spottedwind19

This is a true story:

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless piece of s!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying dead on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

(add this to your profile if your against child abuse)

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.

put this on your page
if you love to laugh

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

If you still have to think 'righty tighty, left loosy' when opening, well, anything, copy this into your profile.

if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you girls/guys love Warriors, copy and paste this on your profile.

I didn't hit you. I just high-fived your face.

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

This is 'evil me'. 'Evil me' locked 'nice me' in a closet years ago.

While waiting at a bus stop, if someone asks you, "Has the bus come yet?" reply, "If the bus had come, I wouldn't be standing here now would I?"

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die

A mans gotta do what a mans gotta do. And a woman's gotta do what he can't!

Seen it all. Done it all. Can't remember most of it.

If you still have to make an L with both hands to find out which way is left or right, copy this to your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this into your profile. (Yeah, you know who you are)

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

If FanFiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide!

I don't obsess! I think intensely

If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile.

Did you just say I'm not cool? Fine. Because if I'm not cool, then I must be hot. Yeah, I KNOW I'm hot, go spread the word.

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised we lied about the cookies?

Come to the light side. We have PUDDING!

Welcome to the light side. Heh, sorry, but we ran out of pudding.

"The suspense is terrible. I hope it will last."

"I'm not suffering from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it."

When life gives you lemons, squirt the lemons in Life's face.

Some say the glass is half empty, others half full, all's I want to know is who the Dark Forest is drinking my water!

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid...

"The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory."

"Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures"

What is another word for "thesaurus"?

When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown about it, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap outta them.

People like you are the reason we have middle fingers.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Hmm...I wonder...

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

If you've ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy and paste this onto your profile.

http://albums/ac345/liveandbreathmusic4/bestparingcouple.jpg er so apparantly i won some "award" so this is the link?... *whispers* i don't know...

1) i need to tell you a secret. go to 5
2) the answer is... go to 11
3) dont get angry. go to 15
4) calm down don't get frustrated. go to 13
5) first go to 2
6) dont be angry just go to 12
7) i just wanted to say hi
8) what i wanted to tell you on 14
9) Be patient and go to 4
10) this is the last time im going to send u to a number. go to 7
11) i hope ur not annoyed when i say this...but go to 6
12) sorry out of order. go to 8
13) don't get mad just yet...go to 10
14) i dont know how to say this but... go to 3
15) You must be really bored so go to 9

My Boy Side:
You love hoodies. X
You love jeans. X
Dogs are better than cats. X
It's hilarious when people get hurt. (sometimes) X
You've played with/against boys on a team. X
Shopping is torture. X
Sad movies suck. (kinda)
You own/ed an X-Box (kinda)
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. X
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. X
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. (just liked) X
You watch sports on TV. X
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice. X
You own like a trillion baseball caps. X
You like going to high school football games. X
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver is one of your favorite colors. X
You love to go crazy and not care what people think. X
Sports are fun. X
Talk with food in your mouth. X

Total: 17. I'm a totaly tomboy through and through and i'm not ashamed of it. In fact, i love that im like that.

Your Girl Side
You wear lip gloss/stick. (sometimes)
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice. X
You consider cheerleading as a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall. X
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were/are in gymnastics/dance? X. (Sadly, i was in both wen i was really young.)
It takes you around/more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make up.
You smile a lot more than you should. X
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like. X (well i don't wanna look horible now do i? Well then again, at home my main wardrobe is track shorts and Tshirts.)
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies. X
Used to play with dolls as a little kid. X. (sadly. but don't most girls.)
Like putting make up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of everything. X (well i'm kinda the center of attention most of the time cuz i always crack all the jokes and im not exactly complaining so ya...)

Total: 7. Ya i'm really not girly and im cool with that.

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Am I the only one who's noticed that the reason Longtail became blind was nothing compared to how he died? I mean he was blinded by a rabbit while he was hunting i mean that's a little pathetic but at least he was doing something for the Clan cuz i'm pretty sure that was when they need prey badly. Anyways, then he died while getting crushed by a tree so Mousefur wouldn't get that mouse. I mean, he saved her life. He was a hero. Sorry. :-). Just sum random fact i noticed while i was writing a one-shot about Dovewing today.

My Biggest FF Pet Peeve: I didn't write this but I agree one-hundred percent with EVERY word said here.
-Putting my stories on story alert without leaving a review. I get tons of those irritating messages in my inbox from strangers. I don't mind if you read my story and don't see it respectable enough for a review, but when you actually take the time out to put my story on alert and wait for new chapters to read when I update, I find it incredibly rude to disregard reviewing it. Especially since it takes me at least two hours to write them. I HATE when readers do that. As an author, I sympathize with other writers and ALWAYS take the time out to review a story I thoroughly enjoy. So...just remember that if you're a reader who does that to stories. If you enjoy them, please take out one moment of your time to leave a review. It truly means a lot to us authors, even if it's a simple statement. We work our butts off for you guys sometimes! It's nice to get a little something in return for the work. x_x (Originally by OverkiII)

The only reason people are afraid of saying goodbye is that they think there will never be another hello.


Here are the links for what kinda clothes Lilliana wears.






If you were completely physced when Dovewing and Tigerheart got together just so Tigerheart could ruin it and you now want to strangle him, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.


Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
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How to Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. AT lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. PAGE yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. EVERY time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. PUT your garbage can on your desk and label it, "In."

5. PUT decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks, and once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. IN the memo field of all your checks write, "For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. FINISH all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."

8. DON'T use any punctuation.

9. AS often as possible, skip rather then walk.

10. ORDER a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. SPECIFY that your drive-through order is, "To Go."

12. SING along at the opera.

13. GO to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14. PUT mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

15. FIVE days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

16. HAVE your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.

17. WHEN the money comes out of the ATM, scream, "I Won! I Won!"

18. WHEN leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!!"

19. AND the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity...copy and paste this into your profile!!

Things to do in an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask, "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY, "Ding!" at each floor.

8) SAY, "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg, how's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the other passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out, "Group hug!" then enforce it.

What to Do During an Exam

1. GET a copy of the exam, then run out screaming, "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. TALK the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking!" Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. BRING a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. ON the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. RUN into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say, "They've found me, I have to leave the country!" and run off.

6. 15 MINUTES into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out, "Merry Christmas!" If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 minutes.

7. COME into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. COME down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

9. BRING things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. AS soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

11. EVERY 5 minutes stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, and continue with the exam.

12. TURN in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

13. GET the exam. 20 minutes into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out, "Screw this!" and walk out triumphantly.

14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts. (ie. threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go ice skating.)

15. SHOW up completely insane (completely insane means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mummy).

16. COMMENT on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

17. COME to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

18. IF the exam is maths/science related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get Pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

19. TRY to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. BRING some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

21. DURING the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

22. PUKE into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

23. TAKE 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

24. ACT spazzy.

25. WALK in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the heck are you? Where's the regular guy?"

26. DO the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

27. BRING a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

28. EVERY now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "The light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

29. FROM the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kai.

30. AFTER you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

31. IN the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.

32. BRING cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment, "please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."

33. STAND up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..."

34. FAKE a heart attack. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #_ moved you, deeply.

35. WEAR a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting, "What? I'm on my way!!" Rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. Strike a pose first for added effect.

36. TAILGATE outside the classroom before the exam.

37. IF your answers are on a scan tron sheet, fill it out in pen.

38. BRING a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girly-girl nearby.

39. COMPLETE the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

40. BRING one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your pencil. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.

41. MAKE strange noises and get people to stare. Look at the person next to you as if he/she did it.

42. DRESS like the professor.


44. USE invisible ink to answer the whole exam.

45. ORDER catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras.

P.S. Don't actually do this during a test; it would be hilarious, but you do have a permanent record (if you're still in school, that is).

10 Ways To Be Stupid

1. ASK for directions to a place you're already at.
2. TRY to order pizza from McDonalds.
3. GET hit by a parked car.
4. TRY to watch Saturday cartoons on a Thursday.
5. TRY to sell your money.
6. TRY to play the alphabet on the piano.
7. EAT all you can eat at a store.
8. GET into a fight with yourself and lose.
9. TRY to go swimming without getting wet.
10. ASK for diet water at a restaurant.

How to annoy your parents

1. FOLLOW them around the house everywhere.
2. MOO when they say your name.
3. PRETEND to have amnesia.
4. SAY everything backwards.
5. RUN into walls.
6. SAY that wearing clothes is against your religion.
7. GO into their room at four in the morning and say, "Good Morning Sunshine!"
8. SNORT loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder.
9. SAY all of the words in a film.
10. PLUCK someone's hair out and yell, "DNA!"
11. WEAR a sticker that says, "I'm retarded!"
12. TALK to a pen.
13. HAVE twenty imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.
14. TRY and climb the wall.
15. IN public yell, "NO MUM I WILL NOT KISS YOU!"
16. PUT pegs on your nose and eyes.
17. SWITCH the light button on and off for awhile. Then say, "Oh...I get it!"
18. EAT your hair. (I wouldn't recommend it - you might get hairballs).
19. WHEN you shower or bath yell, "I'm drowning!"
20. AT everything they say yell, "LIAR!"
21. PRETEND to be a phone.
22. TRY to swim on the floor.
23. TAP on their door all night.

My mother taught me...

1. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
3. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going with me."
5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
6. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"
9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
14. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
18. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold?"
19. My mother taught me HUMOUR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."
20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
21. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
23. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING.
"You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more."
25. And my favourite: my mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

You can only type ONE word! Not as easy as you might think - now, copy or forward, change the answers to suit you and pass it on. It's really hard to only use one word answers. You can only type one word.

1. Where is your telephone? bed

2. Where is your significant other? dunno

3. Your hair? blonde

4. Your mother? bedroom

6. Your favorite thing? softball

7. Your dream last night? crush

8. Your iPod? bed

9. Your dream/goal? Vet

10. The room you're in? mine

11. You hate? pickles

12. Your fear? Dark.

13. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Stanford

14. Where were you last night? movies

15. What you're not? girly

16. Muffins? yum

17. One of your wish list items? iTunes

18. Where you grew up? smalltown

19. The last thing you did? smirked

20. What are you wearing? Clothes.

21. Your TV? off

22. Your pet(s)? sleep

23. Your computer? on

24. Your life? ok

25. Your mood? Content.

26. Missing someone? yes

27. Your car? None.

28. Something you're not wearing? Hat.

29. Your summer? boring

30. Your eyes? Blue.

31. Love someone? maybe

32. Your favorite color? Blue.

33. When is the last time you laughed? Today.

34. Last time you cried? dunno

35. Who will repaste this? You!

CATS ROCK MY SOCKS! If you think cats are awesome, copy this to your profile and add your name to this list: Brambleclaw's Babe, Amber Sea, Mistwing, Littlewhisker, Sakeraa, Sparrowflight, Griffenclaw, Katklaws, Rainstorm007, Cherrystripe of ThunderClan, Spiritpelt, Swiftpaw of WindClan, Mosspath, Rainstorm, Emberheart0, Shiningspirit, AwynSparrowflight & Queen Of The Pens, Spottedwind19

If you wish you were a Clan cat, copy this to your profile and add your name to the list: Troublestripe, Loyalflame, Hawkfire, Wildheart, Sparrowflight, Sapphirepaw, Shadeheart, Brightheart7, Rainstorm007, Cherrystripe of ThunderClan, Spiritpelt, Swiftpaw of WindClan, Mosspath, Rainstorm, Emberheart0, Shiningspirit, AwynSparrowflight & Queen Of The Pens, Spottedwind19

Quick! Write down 12 random cats from Warriors!

1. Brambleclaw

2. Jayfeather

3. Cinderheart

4. Lionblaze

5. Squirrelflight

6. Leafpool

7. Crowfeather

8. Breezepelt

9. Hazeltail

10. Mousewhisker

11. Foxleap

12. Icecloud

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven FanFiction before?

Absolutely not. She's like a grandma compared to him! lol.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

If i was a cat or he was a human, totally hot.

3) What would happen if Twelve and Eight started going out?

I think everyone would explode

4) Do you recall any FanFictions about Nine?

I wrote one where she was the third most important character... but not any others where she was like a main character.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

um... how about another question...

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Five and ten cuz Five and nine would be wrong...

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Eight kissing?

He would go, holy crap my own two sons!!!!! And then he would explode.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten FanFiction.

Jayfeather was a disappointed lately. But after an extravangent night by the lake, Cinderheart sets her sights on Mousewhisker.

9) Is there any thing as One/Eight fluff?

Absolutely not...!

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort FanFiction?

Unexpected Comfort. (wow so original!)

11) Does anyone on your Friends List read Three hot?

I would hope not since im pretty sure they're all girls...

12) Do any friends on your friends list draw or write Eleven?


13) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

mh... i don't think so.

14) What might Ten scream at a great moment of passion?

I need to go make dirt!

15) If you wrote a SongFic about Eight, what song would you use?

Whats Hurts The Most

16) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve FanFiction, what would the warning be?


17) What would be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Two?

Hey come here often.

18) 1 and 8 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 9. After 8 dumps 1 for 2, 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 12. Alone and broken-hearted, 1 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 1 meets 4 and 7. The three loners meet 10, who tells each of them to look for love. 4 finds 3, 7 finds 11, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 6 and 12!

Brambleclaw and Breezepelt are in a happy relationship until Squirrelflight runs off with Hazetail. After Breezepelt dumps Brambleclaw for Jayfeather, Leafpool gets upset and retaliates by dating Icecloud. Alone and broken-hearted, Bramblecaw travels in search of a friend. Finally, Brambleclaw meets Lionblaze and Crowfeather. The three loners meet Mousewhisker, who tells each of them to look for love. Lionblaze finds Cinderheart, Crowfeather finds Foxleap, but now Brambleclaw is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with Leafpool and Icecloud.

19) What would be a good title for this?

Brambleclaw's Never Ending Nightmare

20) What would the genre(s) be?


The Stupid Test! (put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. if you have 18 or less, then u r not stupid.) p.s. this is not a real test, just something for fun!

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.

(x) You have run into a glass/screen door.

() You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

(x) You have run into a tree.

() It IS possible to lick your elbow

(x) You just tried to lick your elbow.

(x) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.

(x) You just tried to sing them.

(x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

(x) You have choked on your own spit.

() You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.

(x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice

(x) You just looked at it.

(x) Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it.

(x) People have called you slow

() You have accidentally caught something on fire

(x) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.

(x) You have caught yourself drooling.

() You’ve fallen asleep in class

(x) If someone says “fart” you laugh.

(x) You just laughed.

(x) Sometimes you just stop thinking

(x) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about

(x) People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you (my brother does)

(x) You are often told to use your “inside voice”.

(x) You use your fingers to do simple math.

(x) You have eaten a bug. (accidentaly)

(x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important

() You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it

(x) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.

(x) You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.

() Your friends know not to use big words around you

(x) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused

(x) You have fallen out of your chair before

(x) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

30 x's. Yikes!

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3) dont get angry. go to 15
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7) i just wanted to say hi
8) what i wanted to tell you on 14
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11) i hope ur not annoyed when i say this...but go to 6
12) sorry out of order. go to 8
13) don't get mad just yet...go to 10
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I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

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1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender. Mark

2. Which is the best: red, black, green, blue, or yellow? blue and black

3.Your first initial? H

4. Your month of birth? May

5. Which is cooler, black or white? Black

6. Name a person of your same gender. Gwen

7. What's your favorite number? 7

8. Do you like California or Florida more? California

9. Which is prettier, lakes of oceans? oceans

10. What is your wish? To go out with sumone tht isn't above cuz tht wuld be really gross

Here's the answers!

1. You are in love with this person.
2. If you chose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Blue: You are spontaneous and enjoy kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Green: Your soul is laid back and you are reserved.
Yellow: You are a happy person and give good advice for those who are down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have lots of love and friendship in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life will soon blossom.
S-Z: You are a good friend and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: This year will go well for you and very soon you will fall in love with someone you would have least expected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a good year and experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but you will eventually find your soul mate.
5. If you chose:
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will like the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.
8. If you chose:
California: You love adventure.

Florida: You are a laid back person.
9. If you chose:
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. You are reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

I am the type of person that will scream if I just get one review.

Choose 10 of your best friends:

1. Gwen

2. Brooke

3. Becca

4. Haily

5. Victoria

6. Athena

7. Kerstyn

8. Bradley

9. Mark

10. Devin

1) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens??

4 and 3 are in an animated convo about softball while 8 awkwardly sits there wondering why he came.

2) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a yoga class. What happens??

Awkward... One cuz 9's a guy and 2 5 is a girl, and three they don't know eachother. so I'm guessing 5 wuld hit him with a softball bat then walk away.

3) You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6??

um not to be mean but 1 wins by a landslide

4) 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in...Their reaction??

Holy crap! I'm ROFLing just thinking about it! oh anyways she wuld start cussing at them and freaking out cuz it wuld be such an awkward and fricken hilarious situation.

5) 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens??

I'm gonna tell u straight that that wuldn't happen cuz none of them kno eachother.

6) 4 mugs you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10, 2 or 7??

I must say 2 luv ya buddy!

7) 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening??

Studio is up in flames.

8) 5 and 10 decide to drive a motorcycle into a wall. What happens during the time frame??

They don't kno eachother... just sayin...

9) 3 has to marry either 8, 4 or 9. Who do they chose??

4 cuz thts the only person she knos.

10) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it??

er prob a soccer ball but 7 and 5 dnt kno eachother.

11) You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you chose??

Ugh why do u keep picking my best friends! Um again prob 1 just cuz.

12) 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why??

Cuz she stole her best friend

13) Everyone gangs up on 3. What happens??

Uh she prob starts cuttin herself. Not that she does now but u kno.

14) Everyone is invited to 2 and 10 wedding except for 8. How do they react??

awww 8 wuld be sad

15) Why is 6 afraid of 7??

cuz 7 has a bf and she doesnt

16) 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?

Once upon a time there was a magical volleyball playing pony who... wait wat were we talking about?

17) 1 arrives late for 2 and 10's wedding. What happens?? And why are they late?

Eh she didn't really care anyway.

18) 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens??

Ok so first they try to cook my cat, then they break all the windows with my sball bat, then they try to drown my pillow, then they collapse in a pile of marshmellows.

19) 3,8,6 and 4 all go to the zoo for 8's birthday party. How does it go?? What presents do they get 8??

Um that's an unrealistic party... just sayin cuz most of them don't kno eachother.

20) Everyone gets together and starts protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting?? What do you do??

They're protesting how superior in math and english i am to them.

21) 9 murders 2’s best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them?

Pants him in front of everyone during an assembly at school *rubs hands together*

22) 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save herself or 1??

6 saves herself hands down but still kinda hopes 1 sumhow magically survives.

23) If 1 and you could go anywhere, even in anime worlds, where would you go and why??

Warriors cuz we luv and r obsessed with them.

24) 5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to rescue them. What happens??

They don't know eachother...

25) 3 starts a day camp. What happens??

She turns them all into awesome softball players

26) 4,6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens??

he goes, who the heck is that? and points to 4.

27) 1 starts to write a story where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2's reaction??

She's shocked, appaled, and disgusted.

28) 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good??

Ya probably

29) 8 and 5 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do??

Tht wuld be awkward since they don't know eachother, but 5 wuld somehow murder 8 and get her sorry butt outta there!

30) While they are camping, they run into Barney. What do they do??

Shoot him with a shotgun.

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Pain is wat the animals get Love is what the animals need!!STOP ANIMAL ABUSE

1) Write down your five favorite cats from warriors in no particular order!

1. Brambleclaw

2. Jayfeather

3. Cinderheart

4. Dovewing

5. Icecloud

2)What would you think about a name with 1's beginning and 4's ending?

Bramblewing? It's a good name for a she-cat med cat i think.

3) Would you consider naming a cat in your story 2's first name and 3's last name?

Jayheart? Ya maybe except I don't do OCs unless it's someones kits which is still pretty rare.

4) Would you make fun of a cat named (5's first name & 2's last name)?

Icefeather? Actually that's a pretty creative name.

5) What genre would a story be with a cat named (1's first name & 5's last name) as the main character?

Romance and Drama

6) What would you name a story with (2's last name & 1's last name) and (3's first name & 5's first name)?

Bramblefeather and Iceheart's Epic Journey to save the Clans

7) Write a prophecy meaning (1's last name and 3's first name) will save the clan from dogs?

The bramble rising from the ashes will save the clans from the vicious enemy.

8) What would (4's last name and 2's last name) look like?

Wingfeather. ooh thats a oopid name.

9) What can you tell about (3's first name and 1's first name) just from their name?

CinderbrambleThat they were not popular as a child.

10) Do you think anyone uses the name (1's first name and 4's last name)?

Bramblewing? Maybe.

A Friend...
(A)ccepts you as you are
(B)elieves in "you"
(C)alls you just to say "HI"
(D)oesn't give up on you
(E)nvisions the whole of you (even the unfinished parts)
(F)orgives your mistakes
(G)ives unconditionally
(H)elps you
(I)nvites you over
(J)ust "be" with you
(K)eeps you close at heart
(L)oves you for who you are
(M)akes a difference in your life
(N)ever Judges
(O)ffer support
(P)icks you up
(Q)uiets your fears
(R)aises your spirits
(S)ays nice things about you
(T)ells you the truth when you need it
(U)nderstands you
(V)alues you
(W)alks beside you
(X)-plains thing you don't understand
(Y)ells when you won't listen and
(Z)aps you back to reality

Right Handed or Left Handed: Right handed

The Shoes You Wore Today: Uggs

Your Weakness: A "certain" cute boy *winks*

Your Fears: Um... the dark and being in the forest alone.

Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni, cheese, and sausage.

Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Either having a boyfriend or finishing a couple of my stories.

Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: What r u doin?

Thoughts First Waking Up: Must... get... in... showever ZZZs

Your Best Physical Feature: My eyes cuz they sparkle, lol, and they change colors and are blue. what else could you ask for.

Your Bedtime: School-nights: 9:00pm - Weekends: pretty much whenever I want.

McDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds

Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla

Do you Smoke: No.

Will you Smoke: No.

Do you Swear: I try not to.

Do you Sing: yes

Do you Shower Daily: Yep.

Do you behave yourself: Well around adults I'm a perfect angel but around my friends... hehe.

Do you get Motion Sickness: Sometimes.

Do you think you are Attractive: Well everyone tells me I am but idk really.

Are you a Health Freak: No

Do you get along with your Parents: Half to most of the time.

Do you like Thunderstorms: OHEMGEE! Yes!

Do you play an Instrument: Yes

In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No way.

In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes.

In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope.

In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Pardon?

What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A Vet. And my English teacher says I should be an author but idk.

What country would you most like to Visit: Italy

Number of CDs I own: Uh prob like 50. But now I do iTunes...or does that count?

Fave Food: I can't pick favorites to save my life.

Fave Music: Country, Pop, and rap in that order.

What do your feet smell like?: Why don't you find out? I'm sure it'll be a pleasant experience.

What does your hair smell like?: Hair.

Can you clap with your feet? :Yep.

Have you seen purple cows?: I'm afraid that's classified information.

If you have had 10 Mountain Dews, what would you be like?: Why the hell did I drink this? Bring me the Dr. Pepper!

W O U L D . Y O U . R A T H E R?

1. Pierce your nose or tongue? Nose

2. Be serious or be funny? Funny.

3. Drink whole or skim milk?: Skim.

4. Die in a fire or drown? Help! Can't...swim...

5. Spend time with your parents or enemies? Parents.

D O . Y O U . P R E F E R.

1. Sun or moon?: Moon.

2. Winter or Fall? Winter.

3. left or right? Right.

4. Ten acquaintances or two best friends?: Two best friends.

5. Sunny or rain Rain.

6. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? Vanilla

A B O U T . Y O U.

1. What time is it?: 8:00pm

2. What is your name? Hannah

3. What do you want to do?: Go to Sleep. I am tired.

4. Where do you wanna live? In the United States.

5. How many kids do you want? 3

6. Do you want to get married? Yes.

7. have you ever done drugs? Nope. Never.

8. what do you like on your pizza? I answered this before, smart one.

9. Can you cross your eyes? Yes... who cant...?

10. Do you make your bed daily?: Ha! No! What is this 1980?

R A N D O M.

1. Which shoe goes on first? Right.

2. Ever thrown a shoe at someone? Yep. Then it was chucked right back at me.

3. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Twirl.

4. Have you ever eaten Spam? Nope.

5. Favorite ice cream? Chocolate Chip Cookie dough

6. How many kinds of cereal are in your cabinet?: Three

7. Do you cook?: Ya i make cookies, fudge, and brownies to die for!

8. Current mood? Content.


1. kissed some one? No.

2. Sang? Yes

3. Been hugged: Yes.

4. Felt stupid: Yep.

5. Missed someone: Yes

6. Danced Crazy? Nope. I probably will later.

7. Gotten your hair cut? Nope.

8. Cried: Nope.

9. been kissed: Nope... didn't you already ask this?

. S T U F F .

1. I think so once in like 4th grade when they were looking for something sumone stole... obviously it wasn't me.

2. do you have a Dog?: Yep i got 2.

The last time you've been sledding? Last year.

4. Do you consider yourself creative? Yep. In some twisted ways, too.

Do you have any friends on ? Duskheart11 and Spottedclaw or Spottedfire19... kinda forgot her name... but i know them in real life and all the author's pretty much that I've favored are my buddies on the website.

Do you know anybody in real life from See above.

Where are you? On the couch.

Look up, then look back, what do you see? The ceiling.

What are you listening to right now? Spongebob :)

Last thing you ate?: Like a whole box of Reeses Pieces...oops... but i'm not fat suprisingly with all the crap i eat.

Last thing you thought? Why I'm watching Spongebob.

You have a million dollars what do you do? Save for college then attack a mall.

What are you eating/drinking right now? I was eating Reeses Pieces.

Find a Globe. Spin it. Where does it land?: My globe is upstairs in my room. I'm too lazy to go get it.

Find a book, turn to page 56, line 18, what does it say and what book is it? Book: The Running Dream. Sentence: Raw.

Turn on the TV, what show is on? I think we've all established I'm watching Spongebob.

Type you name with your elbow: spo5tte3dew8ibhed1 oh so close.

Now, type your name with your nose: spottedwind19 wow i did it.

Type your name w/out looking: Spottedwind19 Haha!

Stand up, close your eyes, spin around 3 times, open your eyes, what do you see? The tv

If you were any character from Warriors, who would you be? Jayfeather or Cinderheart... prob Jayfeather.

Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. What is it?: The tv remote.

A: Hot

B: Loves people

C: A good kisser

D: Makes people laugh

E: Has gorgeous eyes

F: People wild and crazy adore you

G: Very outgoing

H: Easy to fall in love with

I: Loves to smile and laugh

J: Really sweet

K: Really silly

L: Smile to die for

M: Makes dating fun

N: Can kick the shit out of you

O: Has one of the best personalities ever

P: Popular with all types of people

Q: A hypocrite

R: Good boyfriend/girlfriend

S: Cute

T: A very good kisser

U: Is very sexual

V: Not judgemental

W: Very broad minded

X: Never let people tell you what to do

Y: Is loved by everyone

Z: Can be funny and dumb at times

Ok So I'm

H: Easy to Fall in Love With

A: Hot ;)

N: Can Kick the Shit out of You :)

N: Can Kick the Shit out of You :)))

A: Hot haha ;)

H: Easy to Fall in love with

ya i have a palendrome for a name so im like double everything :)

Also, my chapters on my story are a little messed up like on "chapter 7" it's called like "chapter 9." idk if you've noticed yet or it you ever will but i'm sorry. I had to because I kept getting annoying reviews about "breaking the rules" like with author's notes so i decided to fix that but obviously that means deleting chapters so ya. thx for the support you guys! i luv u! Oh also as of now I have to delete all of my songifics because of yet the same person... so ya those are gone and im very pissed about it cuz i worked hard on those and i really liked those... so ya to that person thanks alot. I'm sure you go around to everyone to do mess them up. But ya thx to the rest of you guys. i luv u! Sorry if I sound bitter. :(

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Seddie oneshots by shana852963 reviews
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One short encounter can change everything. It can build friendships, bud love, and even cause death. Hollyleaf and Breezepelt's lives would have been much more simple if they hadn't met each other that one fateful day in the forest. HollyXBreeze.
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Wedding of Darkness by cartoongal11 reviews
When Chase Young kidnaps Kimiko and forces her to marry him in order to fullfill a prophecy, Raimundo and the guys re gonna have to put their heads together to save her. But as time grows short will they b able 2 save Kimi in time & tell his feelins?
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iThink I Love You by Madie3540 reviews
Sam and Freddie try to repress their feelings and end up exploding with passion and things end up going awry. DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ICARLY
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Together We Stand by Sour'Sweet'Heart reviews
Young love is a flame; very pretty, often very hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. High School w/ Eric & Calleigh . it's my first story , so read & review , it will become m in later chapters.
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Four Oaks by highflyer101 reviews
AU Four Oaks Boarding School is the school for all warriors-that are human. My take on if warriors were human. Generations are all mixed up, but it's pretty easy to follow! Better than it sounds! T because it's a little more high-school than the book.
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Warrior's High by Kaith1 reviews
Adopted. Welcome to the elite school of Warrior's High! Divided between the four areas of Thunderclan, Riverclan, Windclan, and Shadowclan, watch the life's of the newest high school students play out. Original story by Stealthclaw.
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Fat Shake Love by spy2011 reviews
Who knew that one little fat shake could do so much? Seddie of course! :D Set before iOMG..Rated T for some...moments lol ...Read and drop me a review while you're at it ;P
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Are You Just Friends? by LimeBlue reviews
Freddie asks Andre a question that leaves him wondering about Tori. Kinda Fluffy
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A Lost Hope by Live.Write.Love01 reviews
A fatal plane crash leaves the Victorious gang stranded on an abandoned island. What lays beyond it, and who will survive? Bade, Tandre, Cat/OC, Cade friendship. Post Wok Star S1.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 84,171 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Cat V. - Complete
Lost Love by Moon Skybirne reviews
That night, Lionblaze and Heathertail lost their love. This night, will they be able to make it up? My first fanfic so please don't be too harsh on me!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 29,357 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Lionblaze, Heathertail - Complete
You Over Bacon by chocolate rules333 reviews
At Gibby's chaotic birthday party Carly witnesses a sweet moment between Sam and Freddie.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,410 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Promise Me by WithMuchHope reviews
Sonny and Chad have been best friends since they can remember.Because of his acting career, Chad leaves.When Sonny goes to Hollywood for So Random, they meet again.Before necklaces and secrets, one promise was made. "Chad Goldfarb, don't change." CHANNY!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,301 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Sonny M., Chad D. C.
Blinded by Amelia Bright reviews
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Complete
xX Cookie Dough Xx by have-a-cookie reviews
With love in every chocolate chip!
Code Lyoko - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Odd D., Aelita S. - Complete
iWill Not Forget by SupahFreakyHyperSpaz reviews
Prom night at Ridgeway leads 2 dateless teens to finding something they never expected. Read and review!
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Very First by syaoran no hime reviews
RaixKimiko. He wants to know what's with this certain girl that can unnerve him like so. Answers, unfortunately, won't be very easy to get.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2005 - Raimundo, Kimiko - Complete