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Joined 07-12-10, id: 2444471, Profile Updated: 06-17-11
Author has written 4 stories for Doctor Who.

Name: Dave
Age: 12 [as of July 13th]
Location: My TARDIS

Dreams: Become an Actor, Singer, or if possible a Time Lord!

I am a Doctor Who fan in training (seriously, there needs to be a school for that show because I don't get it!!) and I have written (and still adding on to) on a fanfiction called Letters to the Doctor, The Dalek Invasion Survival Guide, The TARDIS User Manual, and my latest fanfiction, The Doctor's On Facebook. I am hoping to write more funny fanfictions and PM me any ideas or things i could write about and I'll give you credit for them!

Now you probably want to see some funny stuff, so here you go:


The Old Professor poses the following problem to one of
his classes:

“A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-fifth is to go
to his daughter, one-fifth is to go to his son, one-sixth to his
brother, and the rest to his wife. Now, what does each get?”

After a very long silence in the classroom, Little Pauly raises his hand and says, “A lawyer?”


Why it’s nice to be a dog…

No one expects you to take a bath every day.

Your friends never expect you to pay for lunch, dinner, or anything else for that matter.

When it’s raining, you can lie around the house all day and never worry about being fired.

If it itches, you can reach it.

And, no matter what itches, no one is offended if you scratch it in
public.

You can wear a fur coat and no one thinks you’re insensitive.

If you grow hair in weird places, no one notices.

You never get in trouble for putting your head in a stranger’s lap

Having big feet is considered an asset.

If you gain weight, it’s someone else’s fault.

No one tells you to wipe your nose because it’s wet.

No matter where you live, you own the place.

Your mate never complains because you whine.


MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.

Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn’t matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won’t be crazy forever.

If you are blonde, don’t press any buttons, you’ll just mess it up.

This coming week is National Mental Health Care week. You can do your part by remembering to contact at least one unstable person to show you care.


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(='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny
(")_(") to help him gain world domination.


I just had to do one of these, sorry.

List your top 12 favorite characters in no particular order.

1. 9th Doctor

2. Rose Tyler

3. Amy Pond

4. River Song

5. Rory Williams

6. The Face of Boe

7. Jack Harkness (I know he's the Face of Boe, but it's still two different time periods!)

8. 11th Doctor

9. Martha Jones

10. Ood (Any Ood)

11. K-9

12. Jenny (Doctor's Daughter)

Have you ever read a five/eleven fic before?

Rory/K-9? Nope, but that would be AWESOME!

Do you think three is hot?

Amy? Eh, Kinda!

What would happen if twelve got one pregnant?

EWW! JENNY WOULD GET HER OWN DAD's 9th REGENERATION PREGNANT? Ok, the 9th doctor's a GUY and EWWW!

Do you remember any good fics about nine?

Martha? Nope. I'm still new to the site :\

Would seven and two make a good couple?

Jack and Rose... Well Jack would think so xD

Four/Eight or Four/Five?
River and the 11th definitely over River and Rori. Besides, River is Rori's Daughter we now know!

Would would happen if seven discovered three and eight were in a relationship?

If Jack discovered Amy and 11th Doctor were in a relationship, well he would tell Rory and he'd be all like OH NO YOU DIDNT and draw his sword and slash the Doctor and he'd regenerate and run away.


Write a summary for a two/six fic

Rose and The Face of Boe? Well, since Jack is going by Boe he must be the big huge head and they would have a long conversation now because they met again and they would tell eachother about the adventures and then Jack would hit on Rose and it would be weird cuz he's like 2,000,000,000 years old at the time (exaggeration... i think)

Has there been a one-eight fluff?

9th and 11th? Nope. Havn't both been alive exactly at the same time.

Are there any story on your list about eleven?

K-9? No. Not yet. I want to do something with the dog though!

1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 9 runs off with 7. 1, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 2.

The 9th doctor and Jack are in a happy relationship until Martha runs off with Jack. The 9th Doctor, heartbroken, has a one-night stand with K-9 and a brief unhappy affair with Jenny (Doctor's Daughter), then follows the wise advice of Rory and finds true love with Rose.

Title/Warning for above fic?

The One-Night Stand Warning: Foul Scenes with Robotic Dog!

5, 4, 7,1 and 3 are playing truth or dare. 5 asks 7, and 7 says truth. 5 asks who 7 loves and 7 after some prodding from 3, confesses their true love with 4. 4 does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with 3. 7 is heartbroken and seeks comfort in 1, while 3 and 4 run into the sunset together. However, 5 is secretly in love with 1 and becomes so jealous of 7, who after the comfort with 1, becomes in a relationship with 1, and so 5 decides to murder 7 but, is stopped in time by the police officer 9 and is sent to prison, allowing 1 and 7 to continue their relationship.

Rory, River, Jack, the 9th Doctor, and Amy are playing truth or dare. Rory asks Jack, and Jack says truth. Rory asks Jack who he loves and after some prodding from Amy, confesses their true love with River. River does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with Amy. Jack is heartbroken and seeks comfort in the 9th Doctor, while Amy and River run of in the sunsets together. However, Rory is secretly in love with the 9th Doctor and becomes so jealous of Jack, who after the comfort with the 9th Doctor, becomes in a relationship with the 9th Doctor, and so Rory decides to murder the Jack but, is stopped in time by the police officer Martha Jones and is sent to prision, allowing the 9th Doctor and Jack to continue their relationship.

Title/Warning for above

The Life Changing Truth or Dare Warning: The Doctor may not be straight!

Suggest a title for a one/eleven Hurt/Comfort fic.

9th Doctor/K-9, They Call it Puppy Love.

What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?

If River wanted to Seduce the 9th Doctor, "Hey, it may be another birthday, but why wait?"

Do any of your friends read seven/nine?

Jack/Martha? Nope. But I can guarantee Jack would be Jack.


10/5 or 10/12?

An Ood/Rory or An Ood/Jenny. I'm just gonna pass on this one.

6, 3, 4, and 11 are at a bar when 3 makes a drunken confession that 3 is in love with 1. 6 is secretly in love with 3 and plots to abduct 3 to keep 3 away from 1, but is stopped by 4 and 11. However, 6 is so crazed by this point that 6 needs constant watching to make sure 6 doesn't go after 3 again, and 4 and 11 volunteer to do this. As they work together, 4 and 11 develop feelings for each other. They are so distracted by this that 6 escapes and goes on a rampage. Just in time to save 3 and 1 from untimely deaths, 7 magically appears and vanquishes 6 forever.

Face of Boe, Amy, River, and K-9 are at a bar when Amy makes a drunken confession that she is in love with the 9th Doctor. Boe is secretly in love with Amy ans plots to abduct her to keep her away from the 9th Doctor, but is stopped by River and K-9. However, Boe is so crazed by this point that Boe needs constant watching to make sure he doesn't go after Amy again, and River and K-9 volunteer to do this. As they work together, River and K-9 develop feelings for eachother. They are so distracted by this that Boe escapes and goes on a rampage. Just in time to save Amy and the 9th Doctor from untimley deaths, Jack magically appears and vanquishes Boe forever.


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The TARDIS User Manual reviews
Welcome to the TARDIS User Manual. This will guide you through growing, caring for, and handling your TARDIS, Time and Relative Dimension in Space while also giving you history, etc. Let us begin! -My 3rd Fanfiction. ENJOY!-
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 6/14/2011 - TARDIS
The Dalek Invasion Survival Guide reviews
Welcome to my second fanfiction, The Dalek Invasion Survival Guide! It has everything from Dalek Info to COMBAT! This could save your life! Please leave reviews and tell me if any information is incorrect! Thanks!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Daleks
The Doctor's On Facebook reviews
This fanfiction is The Doctor's Facebook! It has status updates from all your favorite characters, and even some funny chatting between the Doctor and his companions, etc! ENJOY!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 6/14/2011 - 11th Doctor
Letters to The Doctor reviews
Welcome to my first fanfiction! It's called Letters to The Doctor. It's my first one so be nice... please review or just comment what you think! I'm not the biggest expert on doctor who so you can tell me my mistakes and I'll fix it! Thanks!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,313 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - 11th Doctor