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Joined 07-12-10, id: 2444909, Profile Updated: 03-07-11
Author has written 3 stories for Fairy Tales, and And Then There Were None.

A bored and lazy person with no life who enjoys reading.

For those who really want to know something, I'm just another random with personality issues who loves sleep. And food. And Coca-cola. Anime and Manga take up a large portion of my life, and, this may be hard for many of you to believe, I don't watch tv. I stopped a few months ago when I realised that the shows were just getting worse and worse. Shocking, isn't it? Here, have a virtual cookie. It's choc-chip.

I do love to write. And to draw. I can proudly state that I had my eyes set on the road to becoming either an author or an artist when I was in kindergarten. Ha! Beat that, guys! (I'm so ridiculously proud of this pointless fact :D) Ahh, I had dreams back then. Now, I can only hope that my teachers won't kill me for falling asleep in their classes...

It is in my own personal opinion that everytime I watch television, I lose braincells; everytime I read a bad book, I lose braincells; everytime I study, I lose braincells. This is possibly largely caused by the fact that I tend to repeatedly hit my head against something out of frustration.

On the other hand, good stories restore these loss cells, along with interesting conversations about religion, philosophy, psychology or the occult. :)

Anyways, pick a fic, grab some cookies (need more virtual ones? I have unlimited resources over here), sit back, and enjoy!

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Shinji and Warhammer40k by Charles Bhepin reviews
Shinji Ikari finds a boxful of insanity and becomes even more unhinged than before. Somehow, this is A Good Thing. As the grim dark future melts into stark bleak present, upon a throne of tropes humanity might find the savior it so requires.
Crossover - Evangelion & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 755,729 - Reviews: 1590 - Favs: 2,151 - Follows: 1,505 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 11/11/2007
My Disjointed Life by Pendrum reviews
Cloud Strife is just a typical first year university student trying to make it on his own. Throw in two attractive female students, crazy demanding professors, psychotic classmates, along with other challenges and you've got yourself a story.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 73,818 - Reviews: 1136 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 12/28/2005
Sound of Pulling Heaven Down by CSakuraS reviews
What if Simon and Nia hadn't met before her transformation? Now, three years following the destruction of Earth, they find each other at last...but is it too late? AU, Simon/Nia. Contains UST, coarse language, mature themes, and haphazard space battles.
Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 116,540 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Simon, Nia T.
The Key to a Successful Interview by The Sage of Toads reviews
This is Ranma 1/2 shaken, stirred, and smashed with a baseball bat. Written with emphasis on accuracy, which was then completely disregarded for the sake of comedy, if you're reading this with fanonical misconceptions, prepare to be disappointed.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 271,202 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Ranma, Akane
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... Ch. 101, Precautionary Measures: Pt. 2.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 561,157 - Reviews: 23754 - Favs: 13,400 - Follows: 12,309 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Lelouch of Britannia by Cal reflector reviews
History often hinges on a moment. What if young Lelouch avoided the fate of exile and remained with the royal family? All roles become reversed. The tale of Lelouch's quest for power and vengeance as the Black Prince of the Empire.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 133,034 - Reviews: 2671 - Favs: 3,240 - Follows: 2,769 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Lelouch L.
Entry 23784327473467838 by eris86 reviews
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say about fanfiction...oh dear God, it's back.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,036 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 12/16/2005
Fairest One of All by luckdragongirl reviews
Snow White FanFic based on the classic fairy tale. What really happened in the story? How did the queen get her mirror, who was really living in the woods, and how did the prince find her? Enjoy!
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,846 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 9/24/2009
Wanting by koneko zero reviews
"The first time Jacuzzi Splot thinks about kissing Nice – properly kissing her, firmly on the mouth rather than bussing her cheek – he is fourteen and a quarter and she is radiant." In which Jacuzzi waits and wants, and might finally find his courage.
Baccano! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,639 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Jacuzzi S., Nice H. - Complete
Ask Rachel Alucard by jcarreau reviews
Poor Rachel Alucard has become bored yet again. Nothing she does ever seems to end the dreariness of her existence . . . until she got the idea to start and maintain a Q&A blog!
BlazBlue - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,593 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Rachel A. - Complete
Immortality Changes Nothing by silver-kin reviews
When Watanuki announces that he is now immortal, Doumeki wonders how this will change things. Or not.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,605 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2011 - S. Doumeki, K. Watanuki - Complete
the language of flowers and death by devilberry reviews
And the little boy tries to remember what he can't. He tries very hard to feel something.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Elliot N., Leo - Complete
Spelled by Backroads reviews
Mimi lived the enchanted life of a sorcerer's daughter. Until she got a wicked stepmother who sort of took over the castle and turned Mimi into a goose. Very inconvenient. Retelling of "Dwarf Longnose".
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 82,359 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Complete
The Second Law of Thermodynamics by TheEdwardz reviews
Kyubey reflects on the universe and explains the circumstances behind the events of the original timeline. Some science stuff.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,288 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Kyubey, Madoka K. - Complete
The First Law of Thermodynamics by TheEdwardz reviews
A story centered on Toma and Mikoto. Where do espers get their energy from? How does a railgun really work? How will these two deal with a mysterious ability-stealing figure from the past? Find out here!
Toaru Majutsu no Index/とある魔術の禁書目録 - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,276 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Tōma K., Mikoto M.
Hall of Mirrors by Silver Pard reviews
Happily Ever After depends upon your way of looking.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,363 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 8/7/2007
The End of a Long, Long Dream by WallofIllusion reviews
The second between when the bullet leaves the gun aimed at Chane and when it hits Claire in the chest feels like hours. Deathfic. Violence and swearing.
Baccano! - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Claire S., Chane L. - Complete
The Ten Things on Billy Ray's To Do List by DarkFlameOfTheMonkey reviews
"Darlin', you could look dangerous in a frock with little pink hearts on it. Not that you'd ever wear one, of course." Exploring the potential of a post-Mortal Coil Tanith/Sanguine romance. Now *FANFIC REC'D* on *TV TROPES*. :D This is my Crowning Moment.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,140 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Tanith L., B-R. Sanguine - Complete
Tsubasa Crossover Chronicle by The Violent Tomboy reviews
Crazy /and sometimes stupid/ things inevitably happen when worlds collide. A collection of crossover one shots featuring the gang in funny situations as they travel through many familiar /and unfamiliar/ series. Plenty of crack ensues.
Crossover - X-overs & Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 23,096 - Reviews: 1311 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 6/26/2006
Claire Stanfield Takes Chane and Looks on in Life by SavingtheGeneration reviews
Collaboration with Black Cat Running. This fanfic is about Claire Stanfield. Throughout this story we watch Claire and Chane's love for each other bloom. An angry Graham and Ladd out for revenge, and Claire somehow acquiring immortality. Read and review!
Baccano! - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,610 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Chane L., Claire S. - Complete
Red Under the Moon by OceanFire9 reviews
Little Red Riding Hood. Names and faces change, like the moon. Who we are is still the same. I leave it to the reader to decide if the wolf is her nemesis or her soulmate.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Wastelands of Time by joe6991 reviews
Take a deep breath, count back from ten… and above all else – don't worry! It'll all be over soon. The world, that is. Yet for Harry Potter the end is just the beginning. Enemies close in on all sides, and Harry faces his greatest challenge of all - Time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 282,609 - Reviews: 2821 - Favs: 3,426 - Follows: 1,893 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
The Art of Self Deception by Silver Pard reviews
She makes lists and burns them, as if that means they never existed.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Bella - Complete
Follow You Around by thereisafire reviews
Harima Mika is sixteen, and going to start high school, and hopelessly in love with Yagiri Seiji. She loves pink, she's a bit of a stalker, and she's been in true love at least ten times. As her head hits the wall, she thinks this might be the last.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,429 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Mika H., Seiji Y. - Complete
Gospel of Deception by thereisafire reviews
Izaya learns how to lie so well that it's almost the truth, how to pretend to be a girl online, and how to deal with Shizuo. A story about Izaya's misspent youth, and how he became what he is.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,040 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Starlight, Star Bright by Backroads reviews
A Cinderella story. Fawn is a princess, murdered before her wedding. Christine is a servant desperate for freedom. Wyatt is a prince preparing for his coronation while still clinging to an unsolved mystery. What is the secret that binds them together?
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 63,360 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Complete
The Slow Path of Rehabilitation by Silver Pard reviews
Light has a problem. Light has lots of problems. None of them seem to be going away, despite his best efforts. Redivivus Side Stories.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,293 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Light Y., Ryuk
The Kingdom of Nibble Was Eaten By A Squirrel by Ashabagawa reviews
The inhabitants of the kingdom of Nibble have spent the last few hundred years doing frivolous things, such as having their nasal hair plaited. However, with the threat of invasion will the kingdom leap into action? Or will they be eaten by a squirrel?
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,954 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009
Paper Airplane by ibuberu reviews
Their fairytale was not a fairytale. — SimonNia.
Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,588 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Simon, Nia T. - Complete
Blind by EstrangeloEdessa reviews
Lips red as blood, skin white as bone, hair black as night. Blood, bone, night, and I yet never realized how evil she really was. How could I? I was blind.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,473 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Complete
Where's My Cow? by shewhoguards reviews
Are we not all, in some way, searching for our cow? At least, Vimes is, and he's enlisted the Guard to help.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Sam Vimes, Vetinari - Complete
Redivivus by Silver Pard reviews
The most important thing Ryuk learned watching Light Yagami was how to follow the rules to the letter and still break them.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,780 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 1,584 - Follows: 1,417 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Light Y., L
Trust in God, or, The Riddle of Kyon by EliezerYudkowsky reviews
In their third and final year at North High, Kyon confronts the implications of the Riddle of Epicurus for his relationship with Haruhi.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,731 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 53 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Kyon, Haruhi S. - Complete
The Anatomy of Melancholy by A Philosopher with a Pen reviews
A more dramatic take on the origin of "The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya." The event that happened three years ago is revealed, and how Haruhi came to be a God becomes the driving force behind her melancholy.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,367 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Haruhi S., Kyon - Complete
hackEVA: Catharsis by AlfheimWanderer reviews
Imagine yourself in a world where the unbelievable is merely routine, a world of endless illusions and webs of intrigue. For most, it would be a nightmare, inescapable. But what happens when one is given a chance to escape that ludicrous world? AU
Crossover - Evangelion & .hack/SIGN - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 69 - Words: 391,134 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Shinji I. - Complete
In Her Hands She Held The Whole World by Sirenny reviews
The thing I had never before considered about Muggles is that there are, and always have been, so very many of them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,794 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Hermione G.
Never Stop Running by Robin4 reviews
“You stand there, eight years old. Staring at the raw power of time and space..." Set during “The Sound of the Drums,” when the Doctor avoids really explaining his own experience at the Untempered Schism.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/24/2009 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
A Hole in the Sky by Tobu Ishi reviews
She should have guessed, Yoko thinks, later. She should have known. The harshest loss comes only after the battle is over. WARNINGS: Spoilers right to the ending, mild AU, hinted sexuality, character death. Simon/Nia
Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,683 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Simon, Nia T. - Complete
Six Years, Six Applicants by Sarah1281 reviews
Chronicling Dumbledore's never-ending and sometimes desperate attempts to fill the Defense Against the Dark Arts postion with anyone but Snape and Snape's persistent attempts to land the job anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,536 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Albus D., Severus S. - Complete
100 Things Crowley Would Do Before the World Ended by shewhoguards reviews
Other people plan 100 things to do before they die. Crowley planned 100 things before EVERYBODY died.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,286 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
Seduced by a Song by shewhoguards reviews
What we heard in the Pied Piper's music.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
Eternal Return by Silver Pard reviews
For the Greater Good. Harry understands this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 1,230 - Follows: 146 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Quest for Cheese by ShadowoftheSunLord reviews
What do 73 bored Djini do? Go on an adventure. For What? For glory, for honor, and most of all cheese. WARNING: corse language NEW CHAPTER UP
Golden Sun - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 8/29/2008
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5082 - Favs: 8,087 - Follows: 2,394 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Stage of History by GaggedCenobite reviews
Complete. Cervantes picks up a hitchhiker, and ends up having to save the world from a crazed megalomaniac with a magically adhesive ball of garbage. TiraxNightmare, VoldoxIvy, CervantesxTaki, implied YunseongxMiNa. Rated for language and violence.
Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,381 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/24/2006 - Published: 11/13/2005 - Complete
Story by DK reviews
The old man is full of stories, but the ones he won't tell are the most important of all...
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,330 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/18/2005 - Zell D. - Complete
Lost Memories of my Love by Lil Doro reviews
Complete. Everything happens for a reason ... but it isn't always a good reason. With all of fate's cruel turning points, Rinoa Heartilly desperately clings onto what she has left ... until she has no choice but to let go. SquallRinoa
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 173,437 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/2/2005 - Published: 9/6/2004 - Rinoa H., Squall L. - Complete
The Patrician's Papers by samvimes reviews
Vetinari's secret writings, Margolotta loose in Ankh-Morpork, and Drumknott considering a career change.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,981 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/9/2003 - Published: 4/21/2003 - Complete
Shining In The Darkness by Feonyx reviews
It is the final battle, the last clash between the remaining Adepts, Orian, and Lycoris. There are still surprises to come, though, and who can say what it really means to be shining in the darkness? It's done, so review!
Golden Sun - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,033 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/30/2003 - Published: 1/24/2003 - Complete
The Cat That Danced With Death by DB Sommer reviews
Sometime in the future, Kenshin encounters the one foe he cannot best
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,239 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/6/2001 - Kenshin, Kaoru - Complete
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Nothing Less Than Perfect reviews
Little Vera Claythorne was nothing short of perfect. So, here's a very twisted version of her life for you to read. Make of it what you will.
And Then There Were None - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Complete
Endless Waltz reviews
A rewrite of the Twelve Dancing Princesses from the youngest daughter's point of view. Make of it what you will.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Complete
The Tower reviews
An epilogue-ish thing for Rapunzel. Make of it what you will.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Complete