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Joined 07-13-10, id: 2445456, Profile Updated: 06-09-13
Author has written 9 stories for Hunger Games, Castle, Dogma, Sherlock, Doctor Who, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, and Stargate: Atlantis.

PMS - Possible Murder Suspect

As I lay in bed looking at the twinkling stars above me, I think, "Where the hell is my ceiling?"

I didn't lose my mind. I sold it on Ebay.

Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

I'm only mean to people who tell me to be nice!

Curiosity killed whoever got in my way.

I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

Most teachers promote the three R's; Reading, 'Riting, and 'Rithmetic. Then there are those that promote three S's; Sit down, Shut up, and STOP DRIVING ME CRAZY!!

A good friend bails you out of jail. A best friend is sitting in the next cell, laughing, and saying, "That was fun, let's do it again!"

A good friend helps find your Prince Charming. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

Weird is running up and down the street in a bikini, rubbing butter all over yourself, and screaming "I'm a pretty muffin!"

You say I'm not cool. But cool is the same as cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

People are like slinkies. Basically useless, but it's so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs.

When you cry, I cry. When you laugh, I laugh. When you jump off a bridge, I laugh harder.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

To date, life has been a race between Software companies making bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe making bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning.

Smile. It scares people.

An overly-positive attitude may not be enough to solve a problem, but it sure ticks people off enough for it to be worth it!

There are easier things to do in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.

A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman."

I'm not so good with advice. May I offer a sarcastic comment?

The knack of flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing.

Whoever said words don't hurt have obviously never had a hard-backed encyclopedia hurled at their head.

Sticks and stones may brake my bones, but words will eventually kill me

Hell hath no fury that of a scorned woman. I'll help make sure of it.

When someone annoys you, it takes forty-two muscles to frown, but it only takes four to extend your arm and whack them upside the head.

I get plenty of exercise; jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.

Life isn't passing me by! It's trying to run me over!

Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?

The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'

I didn’t escape from the mental ward! Those sirens are a complete coincidence!

Drive like you stole it!

I did not hit you, I simply high-fived your face.

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me

That does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast!

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it

I know who I am...your approval really isn't needed

Normal people worry me

I stopped fighting my inner demons quite some time ago. We're on the same side now.

I do not have an attitude problem! I have an attitude, but I just can't find a problem with it.

Anyone: Go to hell!

You: I did. But Hell was full, so I came back

And to think you are the result of millions of years of evolution.

There's nothing that can't be fixed with duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over.

Don't upset me, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

Everyday I think people can't get any dumber. Everyday I'm proven horribly wrong.

It's not PMS...it's you

I'm not mean, I just say what most people keep in their heads.

I don't need your attitude, I have my own.

I'm not mean, you're just a sissy.

You're a great friend. But if zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you.

Be the type of woman, that when your feet land on the floor when you get out of bed in the morning, the devil thinks: "Oh, crap! She's up!"

Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid

-FEMALE COMEBACKS

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together

Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Growing older is mandatory. Growing up is Optional.

Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.

You say I've lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can't lose what you never had

Yeah, Im a loser. but the coolest loser you'll ever meet

Save the earth. it's the only planet with chocolate.

There's nothing wrong with taking to random objects, its when they start to talk back that you need to worry.

MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS:

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

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Minutiae: Or 156 Things I Know About You by Atlin Merrick reviews
Here in no particular order: Little truths and tiny facts John and Sherlock have learned about one another over the years. All chapters stand alone. Humor/Slash
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 74,369 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 1/21/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
The Science of Distraction by JennaEf reviews
Sherlock's and John's attemps of distracting each other... Or anybody else, for that matter. The series of one-shots. Disclamer: I own nothing.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,626 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Ratiocination The Logic Behind a Perfect Coffee by donutsweeper reviews
Sherlock is a barista and known for speaking to his customers bluntly and judging them by their orders, something John finds fascinating. AU
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,981 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Challenges and Danger can lead to love by SakuraStar12 reviews
Dr.Jennifer Keller gets separated from John Sheppard and the others while on a planet. Not only that the wraith are after her as well. Lots of twists and fear for Jen. Will she ever get back to the others or will the wraith get her first. Read and see.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,692 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Ronon D., Jennifer K. - Complete
Inexplicable by prettybirdy979 reviews
John's got a secret... A series of one shots all based around the fact that John Watson is not exactly what he seems. Named for first one-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,823 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 10/26/2010 - John W., Sherlock H.
Agglomeration by Silver Pard reviews
A collection of half-forgotten meme fills, with a disproportionate number of crossovers and at least a fifty percent chance of being utter crack.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,081 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Day out with Benedict Cumberbatch by Detective In Training reviews
What do you do when the unexpected happens? When you get to spend the day with the person you adore most in the world? But what if this person has other plans?
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 1397 - Favs: 2,114 - Follows: 198 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Complete
Peculiar Times, Peculiar Measures by CKerased reviews
When Sherlock suddenly becomes "famous," the press refuses to leave Sherlock and John alone. Sherlock decides to finally answer one of the journalists' questions in an incredibly unexpected manner. Oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 55 - Published: 1/25/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Give Me Love by Her Ghost Eyes reviews
3 years after Sherlock jumps, John Watson disappears. "That's what this is, you see, Mr Holmes. One big game of Hide and Seek. You can spend years running after somebody, only to come up with nothing. John would know that best, wouldn't he?"
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,277 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Build You a Kingdom by Vasheren reviews
A heatwave sweeps over London, and as John is bombarded both by the sweltering heat and by his flatmate's behaviours, he is forced to reconsider some things about himself and Sherlock Holmes.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,532 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
John is a Good Boy by MrTails reviews
Kink Meme: As it turns out, John is a better pick pocket than Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,836 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Exception to the Rule by GinTsuki reviews
Moriarty isn't playing games anymore.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,363 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Drabbles by can-o-soup reviews
Sherlock and John don't often make it clear how they feel about each other. Sometimes we have to guess. Sherlock/John. Various themes.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,181 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Snarled by Mitsuru Aki reviews
For another sherlockbbc fic prompt: a fusion of BBC's Sherlock and Disney's Tangled. Sherlock wanted out of the tower. John just wanted a place to hide. It seems they both get a little more than they bargained for. S/J
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,622 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Pride and Prejudice, or First Impressions by Cryptic Nymph reviews
Can you really trust your first impressions? An adaptation of the simply wonderful novel, by the genius Jane Austen.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,962 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Empathy by Atlin Merrick reviews
John would like Sherlock to take an empathy test. Sherlock does not want to take and empathy test. John...does things. Sherlock relents. The results surprise...some. Super amazing bonus: The names of their non-existent children revealed!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/17/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Immunity by mumbling mice reviews
London has been overrun by zombies. Sherlock is no longer bored. Rated T for graphic violence and... other adult themes that may manifest themselves later on.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,405 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 11/27/2010 - John W., Sherlock H.
The Ultimate Doctor Who Survival Guide by Elvaro reviews
An A-Z listing of the Doctor's various enemies and other aliens and what you need to know about them. Contains two original characters. Loosely inspired by The Zombie Survival Guide and other survival guides.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 30 - Words: 16,253 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 4/21/2011 - 10th Doctor
If Sexy Had Stayed by Thobbit reviews
Nine conversations that might have happened if Sexy had been able to stay in Idris's body. Dialogue only. Despite what the characters say, not just Sexy/Idris and 11. Ch. 3 is formatted like a script.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - TARDIS, 11th Doctor - Complete
Fever Of The Bone by TheUmbrellaSeller reviews
There are two-hundred-and-six bones in the human body. Sherlock can name them all.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Amusing Reviews: Sherlock by queenoftheoutlands reviews
Queen is back with a new show to review... amusingly : Enter for brilliant deductions, wonderful subtext, creepy side characters and shameless gushing praise of just about everything. Hope you enjoy!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,716 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Complete
There's something odd about you by AssassinOfRome reviews
This is what would happen if The Sherlock Crew went to Hogwarts!No slash.Teen!Characters but is separate from Songbird.Rated T for room.I don't own Harry Potter or Sherlock though I wish I did.Needs a better name.Review with your ideas.Now with BAMF Molly
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,672 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Human Again by GranuailesDance1057 reviews
"I just wanted to say...Hello. Hello, Doctor. It's so very, very nice to meet you." - a little AU fix-it of 'The Doctor's Wife' that has probably been done to death by now. With a less bittersweet ending.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2011 - TARDIS, 11th Doctor - Complete
MSB: 100 Prompts by ravenwritingclaw reviews
100 Magic School Bus Prompts! The pairings: Dorothy Ann/Carlos, Keesha/Ralphie, Arnold/Wanda, and Tim/Phoebe. Enjoy and feel free to leave a review!
Magic School Bus - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,593 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Complete
text messages by x-Pick'n'Mix-x reviews
just some random text messages between the characters in Sherlock. chapters are all un related, unless it says otherwise :D please R&R. rated just in case.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,052 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Sherlock H.
One Night For Her by Bellalyse Winchester reviews
She has been with him for so long. She is the only one who has ever understood him. And all she ever wanted was for him to know.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2011 - 11th Doctor, TARDIS - Complete
A Computer Hacking in Bohemia by I-don't-have-it-with-me reviews
Whose writing was that on the envelope that Sherlock received during the bomber-puzzle case? He now believes that he's found her-a one Ms. Irene Adler... But what is her connection to Moriarty? Just remember Sherlock, every rose has its thorn. T Ch 8
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,655 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Sherlock H.
Can't Stop the Signal by sudipal reviews
Sergeant Donovan discovers that she has something in common with Sherlock Holmes: a secret love of the awesome sci-fi show Firefly.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Sgt. S. Donavan, Sherlock H. - Complete
Strangers in a Strange Land by prettybirdy979 reviews
When a marine with a father in high places dies in London, the team from NCIS is sent to investiagte. There they meet a strange man who seems to know everything about everyone...
Crossover - NCIS & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,467 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Sherlock H. - Complete
How It All Began by doctorcoffeeboy reviews
Decided to join in the realm of Teenage!Sherlock at last! My take on what would have happened if Sherlock and John and the others went to school together. No slash, just good friendships, unless you wanna read it that way... Rated for Elbow room.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,685 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
We Can't Giggle It's a Crime Scene by Divine Sally Bowles reviews
An... "interesting" crime scene leaves John and Sherlock fighting to keep their composure and Lestrade rolling his eyes. SJL friendship.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/18/2011 - John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
The Amusing Reviews: Merlin, Series One by queenoftheoutlands reviews
Episodes 1-13, all reviewed amusingly by moi. Randomness! Slash Dragons! Sword Fighting! Arthur posing dramatically! Colin Morgan's insanely cute blue eyes! Shameless referencing of other fandoms! It's all inside!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,208 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Merlin - Complete
Cripple by Aurora Borealia reviews
First ever fanfic! John is upset about all the things being a cripple prevents him from doing, but then he meets Sherlock Holmes and that all goes away. Not a great summary, sorry. John/Sherlock slash. Rated T for mild violence, language and slash writing
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,578 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
Revenge is Sweet by Aurora Lynn reviews
What would happen if the Doctor went to a therapy session. A short one-shot that evolved into a chapter fic meant to be humorous. Enjoy and review, please!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,210 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 3/11/2011 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy
A Slow Yet Sure Realization by Consulting Detective reviews
It all starts when John Watson asks Sherlock Holmes if he wants to go out to dinner at nine thirty in the morning. The rest is history. Read to find out what the history is.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,610 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
WoW by Black-fire Phoenix Wings reviews
John tries to keep Sherlock from shooting the walls again. Sherlock ends up addicted to a certain online game, and it ends up being the best the thing that's ever happened to both of them... wait, what? SH/JW slash!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/22/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Next of Kin by Moonhawk64 reviews
In the aftermath of The Great Game, Harry Watson is not pleased with Sherlock Holmes. The feeling is definitely mutual, and John agrees. Not slash, despite Sherlock's answer to Harry's stubbornness. Now complete.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,124 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Colours by Jennistar1 reviews
When Sherlock Holmes dies, John Watson's world goes grey. Literally. J/S
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/7/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Other Boleyn Boy by AssassinOfRome reviews
John and Sarah are watching The Other Boleyn Girl when someone unexpected appears... I don't own Sherlock or The Other Boleyn Girl. One-shot. Why isn't there any character category for Sarah?
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/6/2011 - John W. - Complete
Nighttime by AssassinOfRome reviews
Sherlock's acting stranger than usual and John is worried he's having a drugs relapse. But may be something more mysterious is afoot... Rated T because Anderson ends up in Sherlock's flat sooo...
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,116 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Noughts by DarknessDrought reviews
Irene Adler: notorious thief, beautiful liar and one of Moriarty's most skilled employees. But when she is assigned a special task, will she be able to pull through? Or is her heart just not that bullet-proof? SH/IA
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,101 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty
Because I'd Die For You by TheDoctorsCompanion13 reviews
Taking place after the season one finale, what will Sherlock choose to do and how will he cope when John is seriously injured? Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,163 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Idiot by ABakerStreetIrregular reviews
In which John finds out he isn't the only one who's been feeling a little pent up. Sherlock/John. Reviews are love, and many thanks for reading.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,302 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/27/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
So Predictable by sudipal reviews
Sherlock and John spend the night in watching House, MD. Double drabble.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Emotions by Simple Fics reviews
When Sherlock plays around with John's emotions, he discovers something rather unexpected. John/Sherlock. One-shot. Complete.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Roses are Red, Bruises are Blue by x Varda x reviews
Happy Valentine's Day, Rodney! Or not... ouch
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,062 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Rodney M. - Complete
The Heart of the Matter by Keara reviews
#3 in my holiday series. Amanda Holmes is called to her youngest son's school. A Valentine activity has left him perplexed. Follows 'I Saw Mummy Kissing Santa Claus' and 'For Auld Lang Syne.' John/Sherlock pairing.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,091 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Knew You'd Turn UP by IShouldBeOverThis reviews
Valentine's angst to romance. Five times it didn't work out for either John or Sherlock and one time that it did.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
No Love, No Glory by Baratsuki reviews
*update* no longer a one-shot, can't exactly be summarized. Rated for mildly implied sex.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,180 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Adventure of the Swinging Snitch by SeenaC reviews
This case will provide John with insight into Sherlock's past, and his present. Rated "T" for subject matter. Based on one of the original stories. Caution - multiple discussions about suicide that may be upsetting, please read with discretion.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,424 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Scars by Vash The Humanoid Sunshower reviews
Written for SherlockBBC fic Prompt: Sherlock is injured badly after TGG & paramedics cut off some of his clothing revealing his body is covered in scars. Now everyone knows something very bad happened to Sherlock. How does Sherlock react? Pt. 2: Slash
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,399 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
More Than Just the Blues by VintageVictorian reviews
Sherlock's days just before A Study in Pink. Oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Valentine's Day by sakura-chan2222 reviews
My high school AU...again... Shelock goes to a school dance and a fun time is had for...everyone who's name is Sherlock!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Irksome by PlantInABoot reviews
We all have our 'quirks'. The things that drive others crazy, some are just more unusual than others. Rated for language. Established SH/JW
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,582 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Inanimate attachment by PlantInABoot reviews
Sherlock is careless, John's jumper is the victim.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Bulletproof by Dayja reviews
Sherlock finds out the hard way that being shot at does occasionally involve being shot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Batman by lalunaticscribe reviews
Not that one! An old tradition of the British Army: espionage. An older tradition? The Battle Butler. To live with Sherlock Holmes, it is almost necessary to possess the necessary skill to survive every crazy situation. CRACK. Humor. Might have a sequel
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/25/2011 - John W. - Complete
Gifts From The Heart by clawswrites reviews
John has a secret admirer.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/25/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Messages by Caighlee reviews
A little drabble/story put together in the form of a letter and texts. Mystery, humor, romance, and befuddled worry from John. Pre-slash J/S
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Guiding Light by ripsofftricks reviews
The problem had started to ferment and it had gone on far too long.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,985 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Study in Fur by Nikolai-Tesla reviews
Sherlock Holmes was sat in the leather armchair, managing, as usual, to appear at once both rigid and boneless, lounging comfortably but deep in thought, fingers steepled in front of his face. On his lap, inexplicably, was a small black kitten.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Wacky Vampire's Blog of Craziness! by kowaidesuka reviews
Dracula starts a blog exclusively for vampires. For a while, it was peaceful. Then the Cullens decided to come, leaving a trail of glittery destruction. Buffy/Twilight/VD/Darren Shan crossover. Twilight hatefic; don't like, don't read.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,679 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Spike, Edward
Holiday by Glittery-excuse-for-a Fae reviews
Yes the title isn't the best, but it is the promised one shot, what happens when John and Sherlock go on holiday? Its a belated Christmas present for OperaGoose! Crack and UST abound! rated T for swears!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,606 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Baby It's Cold Outside by Pikeru's Angel reviews
Based off the song by the same title. High school AU. Shohn pre-slash. John didn't know how, but somewhere between his leg hurting and icy grey eyes, he ended up staying the night. Kipping on the chair, of course.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/17/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Mutual Ignorance by EndOfThyme reviews
John can't figure out what possessed Sherlock to kiss him. He's lost and confused and Sherlock won't provide any answers. John/Sherlock slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,447 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
John's Tea by Manzy reviews
Sherlock loves John's tea, and knows it's better than his own. What he doesn't understand is why that's so, and becomes determined to find out. Just a short bit of fun and fluff, Sherlock/John, established relationship.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Five Times John Woke Up Next to Sherlock by TheShoelessOne reviews
and One Time He Did Something About It. John/Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,047 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 53 - Published: 1/13/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Love? by Johnnydspiratequeen reviews
When Sherlock decides to commandeer John's laptop, he finds some decidedly interesting files... S/J slash
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Doctor Who: The blue box and the yellow bus by saberman610 reviews
Ah, prehistoric times. Dinosaurs, no campanions to lose, and a bus of schoolkids. Wait, what?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Magic School Bus - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 2/18/2010
The Sign of the Six by renrenren3 reviews
Sherlock is on the trail of a killer and ends up crossing paths with a certain American detective.
Crossover - Castle & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,948 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 39 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Kate B., Sherlock H. - Complete
Lost by el spirito reviews
Sherlock realizes just how lost he is without his blogger under rather trying circumstances. One-shot. Might contain vague spoilers for all episodes.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/23/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
In The Genes by Alice Day reviews
A consulting detective and a diagnostician from Princeton must reluctantly join forces to solve a mystery that threatens them both. Moriarty never expected this...
Crossover - House, M.D. & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,932 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 11/13/2010 - G. House, Sherlock H.
The Justice League Job by Eatsscissors reviews
The granddaughter of a famous comics author comes to the Leverage team for help in recovering one of her grandfather's last creations. HardisonXParker.
Leverage - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,854 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Alec H., Parker - Complete
In The Darkness by serenelystrange reviews
Hardison is the happy one. But even he has times of doubt. Just a little rambling story from Hardison's POV. Hope you like. Also, yes, I shamelessly stole the title from a Kane song.
Leverage - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Alec H. - Complete
The Fight of Genii by Lovable Loner reviews
Moriarty and Irene have a little fight...literally. one-shot, Sherlock/Irene with Moriarty/Irene one sided.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/22/2010 - J. Moriarty - Complete
m&m's by EOshipper2010 reviews
Parker/Eliot if you squint. "Oh, yeah! You never answered my first question. Why aren't you going to take me shopping ever again?" "Because you're like a two year old!""Is that a bad thing?" Some minor swearing. Epilogue's up - features sugar high Parker
Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,643 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Eliot S., Parker - Complete
This is So Wrong by SageK reviews
This written in response to a prompt on the Castle kink meme asking for a genderswap fic!
Castle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,372 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Kevin R.
Topical by Gater101 reviews
Wherein John has lunch with his sister and Sherlock is the topic of conversation.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/3/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Kittens Cure Confusion by Xiah-sensei reviews
SLASH WARNING-ONESHOT - John gets some unwanted attention and Sherlock is confused for the first time in his life! How can three little kittens and a soaking wet John make all his confusion go away? R&R
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,736 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Go Straight to Jail, Do Not Pass Go by AliKat7 reviews
Parker only has one name. Is it her last name? Her first name? Hardison tries to find out something else and ends up stumbling across the truth. Team fic with implied P/H.
Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,300 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Alec H., Parker - Complete
Hinky Stuff In Pakistan by pdljmpr6 reviews
Eliot's doing hinky stuff in Pakistan, only it's not Pakistan. Ronon's adorably excited. John's missing something, Woolsey's clueless and Rodney's horrified. "Do you have ANY idea what that man can do with a lemon?" oneshot SGA/LEV crossover
Crossover - Stargate: Atlantis & Leverage - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Ronon D., Eliot S. - Complete
Artisitic Skills Run in the Family by SageK reviews
When a piece of art is stolen, the White Collar team investigates...but what if it's of alien origin?
Crossover - Stargate: Atlantis & White Collar - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,992 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 2/16/2010 - E. Lorne, Neal C.
Enjoy the Silence by DancingWithPeacocks reviews
Parker's communication skills always did suck.
Crossover - Leverage & White Collar - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Parker, Neal C. - Complete
An Object of Some Interest by golden orange reviews
A conversation on a dance floor in Meryton, circa 1798.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Jack H. - Complete
Accessories by LithiumDoll reviews
Neal's so over federal fashion accessories, Hardison's in love and Mozzie's probably raiding the liquor cabinet while no one's looking
Crossover - Leverage & White Collar - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Alec H., Neal C. - Complete
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I was born to make you run (like fire in your blood)
/Maybe I was born to make you do some thing you never done, you'll be forever young/ In which they're in college, everything (except some of the people) is American, Sherlock's a girl and a Criminal Justice/Chem major, John's former football and pre-med and I am on crack. This takes from all the available SH incarnations.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Can We Fast Forward Till You Go Down On Me? reviews
Inspired by the lovely Atlin Merrick, using a quote from one of her stories and a idea I posted in her comments once. She is, for her information, enthusiastically welcomed to write what comes after this
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,093 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Other Holmes reviews
Irene Adler is the best thief in the world, and Sherlock Holmes has never caught her. There may be a reason for that that isn't that they slept together. Review!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
And The Band Played On
Years after Atlantis landed in the Bay, most of the main players in the SGC, on Atlantis and in Colorado, left to move onto another secret society, saving the world everyday, but in a slightly different way. Nothing to do with the movie or the book.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,786 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011
The One That Got Away reviews
When a person back from the Doctor's past comes to Earth with Jack Harkness, The Doctor has a past. While that isn't all that surprising, what it consists of is.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,199 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 3/17/2011 - 11th Doctor
Adler reviews
So,yeah,this is after this season,when Sherlock meets the girl of his dreams,the notorious criminal. Chapters are named after the music I was listening to and gave me the idea. I will only post a new chapter after the one I wrote gets at least one review
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 17,884 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/9/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Sherlock H.
Too Weird For Words reviews
Set a little after Dogma ends. Bartleby and Loki are brought back to help God's child. Small problem. Their not sure which one it is. rated T for language.
Dogma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,029 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Complete
You're Not Gina reviews
Set after 'A DEADLY GAME'.Kate Beckett is trying to not miss Castle when a nervous visitor makes it impossible.
Castle - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,567 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
Hunger Games NonFanFic reviews
I was reading this book for summer reading and it depressed me.I wrote this to make me feel better and be able to do my assignments
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete