QuirkyCliche
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Joined 07-13-10, id: 2445642, Profile Updated: 05-13-13
Author has written 17 stories for Harry Potter, Black Books, Home & Away, Doctor Who, and Sherlock.
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Return to Fanfiction by The One Called Demetra reviews
Aline is once again pulled into the uncreatively titled world of fanfic as civil war breaks out. Will Nikki overcome administrative frustrations? Will her kid sister Jenna ever become a mighty evil overlord? Will D escape telling her origin story? Will Aline ever figure out what's going on? Of course not. Don't be silly.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,104 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 2/14/2010
A Good Impression by SweetDeamon reviews
"That was the only burning question that Tonks had for Remus at that moment in time: Did you see my knickers?" Tonks tries to impress on her first mission for the Order...needless to say, it doesn't go to plan...!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,986 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 7/9/2010 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
The Fandom Who Waited by samlicker113 reviews
Meta, AU. A series of oneshots as Ms. Fandom waits for Sherlock to come back... Rated T for drug references.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,636 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 9/14/2011
Rider on the Storm by swabloo reviews
Sometimes he thinks about turning to Sherlock and saying, 'look, my name isn't actually John,' and telling him about how he's been living off adrenaline since he was fourteen. Sherlock/Alex Rider crossover
Crossover - Alex Rider & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,930 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 123 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Alex R./Cub, John W. - Complete
A Bit Backwards by p.r. fox reviews
Love, John muses, is sort of like a Quentin Tarantino film. Except not really.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,040 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
How 2 B a ttly awsum fanfikshun riter by The One Called Demetra reviews
In which Demetra instructs the world in the mystical way of the fanfic. Parody
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,147 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Complete
Beware Page 37 by x-x-Rhii-x-x reviews
Bernard got drunk and ordered seven and a half thousand copies of the "Kama Sutra". What could possibly go wrong? Answer: an awful lot, actually. Slight Bernard/Fran.
Black Books - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Bernard B., Fran - Complete
Welcome to Fanfiction by The One Called Demetra reviews
Aline just wanted to write a fanfic. She didn't ask to be thrown into a world of shippers, fangirls, chronically honest reviewers, homicidal canons and general lunacy, and yet, somehow, she was. This is her, trying to cope, and failing. MEGACROSSOVER!
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,189 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Complete
All Things to All People by Valevida reviews
The first rule when investigating a suspect, as Tonks had learned during her first year of training, was to never become personally involved with them. Well obviously, she had thought at the time, but now she seemed in real danger of breaking it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 5/10/2006 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
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Two Months And Four Days In reviews
Two months and four days in, you sleep with a stranger. Me. Set post-Reichenbach.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2012 - John W.
Caught reviews
"I love the clever ones. They're always so desperate to get caught." He would know, wouldn't he?... Angst, a bit.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Prolonged Exposure reviews
"I go to parties, and I... kiss people. With outfits. It's a laugh!" Sherlock doesn't think so. Work in progress, beginning with Univeristy!Sherlock and Kissogram!Amy.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 47 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Amelia P./Amy, Sherlock H.
A Little Bit Fairytale reviews
Life after the Doctor. Spoilers for the God Complex. Now slightly rewritten.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Amelia P./Amy
The Fringe Benefits of Friendship reviews
A blog entry posted by Dexter Walker. Something of a different take on "friends become lovers", non-canon-compliant as far as I know , Dex/April. Dex lists the ways you can reasonably get away with kissing an attractive friend. In the right section now!
Home & Away - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/10/2011 - April S., Dexter W. - Complete
Black reviews
Final installment in the Colour Series. Nothing to win, and nothing left to lose...
Black Books - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Bernard B., Fran
Violet reviews
How hard would it be to move on? Valentine's Day, flowers, and a girl called Violet with a sad, sorry look. Second to last in the Colour Series, coming after Indigo.
Black Books - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Fran, Bernard B.
Indigo reviews
In which much of the plot revolves around a bracelet, and occasionally really doesn't cover it. Fran/Bernard, part of the Colour Series, where Manny makes an appearance. Click to begin...
Black Books - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Fran, Bernard B.
Blue reviews
In which Fran is a natural disaster, and Bernard sails them around the world in eighty days. Finally, the next part of the Colour Series after Green. It's a matter of metaphors.
Black Books - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Fran, Bernard B.
Green reviews
Jealousy. Villainous smiles. And maybe, just maybe, acceptance. Featuring the Killers song Mr Brightside non-songfic , those red shoes, and a stab at optimism from Bernard. Fourth installment of the Colour Series, with a hint of romance.
Black Books - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Fran, Bernard B.
Yellow reviews
It is raining outside, and there is a woman with a yellow umbrella. It's the type of thing that makes people smile. Third in the Colour Series.
Black Books - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Bernard B., Fran
Orange reviews
There are customers in the shop, and a Beatles song on the radio. Bernard is not happy. Annoying question time: which song is it? Will Bernard kill these teenagers? And what the heck is cinnamon? NOT a crackfic, part of the Colour Series after Red.
Black Books - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Bernard B., Fran
Red reviews
It's New Year's Eve, and all Fran can think about is the colour red. Rating for one teeny tiny swearword that is mostly censored anyway, and, obviously, what happened at New Year's. First in the Colour Series.
Black Books - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Fran, Bernard B.
Good Times reviews
Songfic to The Good Times Are Calling by The Courteeners. Teddy doesn't know if he should see Victoire off. Indecision, fluff, and a light dose of humour: AKA, James Sirius Potter is mildly involved. Remember, REVIEW equals HAPPY DANCE. So do it!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
The Opener reviews
Companion piece to Romeo and Juliet. Remus/Tonks songfic, Remus POV, to The Opener by The Courteeners. Set after the scene in Grimmauld Place in DH. The song is good, whatever the writing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/17/2010 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Romeo and Juliet reviews
This is based on the song Romeo and Juliet by Dire Straits, 'cause it made me cry. Remus/Tonks, angsty, but could have a happy ending...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/16/2010 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Happy reviews
Luna Lovegood is so happy, she could cry. Neville/Hannah, one-sided Neville/Luna. Songfic to Happy by Saving Jane. Warning - angsty.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Luna L., Neville L. - Complete