abracadabra94
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 07-13-10, id: 2445749, Profile Updated: 05-05-12
Author has written 16 stories for iCarly.

Name: Abracadabra here, but most places I go by Abby. I'll answer to just about anything.

Description: Nerd. Wholockian. Technically an adult, though I refuse to act like one sometimes.

Favorite shows: Doctor Who, Sherlock, Scrubs, iCarly, Jeopardy, The Golden Girls, Mythbusters, Boy Meets World, Big Bang Theory.

Favorite music: The Beatles, John Lennon, The Mountain Goats, Chameleon Circuit, Bo Burnham, Bob Dylan, Neutral Milk Hotel, Jaymay, Elvis Perkins, Tom Waits, The Goo Goo Dolls, Molly Lewis, Jonathan Coulton, Andrew Jackson Jihad, Randy Newman.

Favorite books: To Kill a Mockingbird, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Percy Jackson series, Harry Potter, Little Women, A Wrinkle in Time, The Giver, Fahrenheit 451, Peter and the Starcatchers, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time.

Favorite movies: Forrest Gump, The Lion King, The Birdcage, Up, Finding Nemo, Almost Famous.

Favorite plays: The Lion King, Wicked, The Producers.

Favorite ships: Johnlock. Seddie. Sometimes Cibby.

Favorite Quotes:

"Part of me suspects I am a loser. The other part of me believes I am God Almighty." - John Lennon

"Normal is nothing more than a cycle on a washing machine." - Whoopi Goldburg

"A word to the wise ain't necessary. It's the stupid ones that need the advice." - Bill Cosby

"All I can do is be me. Whoever that is." - Bob Dylan

"BARROWMAN!" *Shakes fist* - David Tennant

Song of the Moment: Nerds by Bo Burnham.

Things you should know about me:

1. I own nothing. NOTHING I TELL YOU.

2. I try to update stories quickly, but sometimes school and/or writer's block get in the way. Unless I die or all the computers on Earth spontaneously burst into flames, I don't think I'll completely abandon any story before it's done. I'll let you know if that changes.

3. Suggestions and criticism are welcome. Flames are too, if you're brave.

4. Yes, I'm an American. Yes, I'm from the south. No, I do not like to hunt and I will not do my funny accent for you.

5. As soon as I finish OFaBE, I'll be done writing for iCarly and moving on to Sherlock fanfiction. Maybe Doctor Who (my favorite show) in the future, if I ever work up the guts.

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Forward, Though I Cannot See by too many stars to count reviews
In which Sherlock adopts a kitten and jumps to conclusions, John is very sure he's not moving out (though he seems to be the only one) and a certain cat will not stand for being ignored. In the end, everything gets put right - if not quite back where it was.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,059 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
My Mistake by JamesTheGreater reviews
After a serious argument tears them apart, Freddie embarks on a cross-country journey to find Sam and maybe even learn a few things about himself along the way.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,946 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P.
His Buddy Socko by twowritehands reviews
"She said tell HIM that HIS socks rock. I guess she's been assuming my buddy Socko is a man." "That's funny, people were asking about the artist Shay and if SHE was hiring for models!" "HA! Did you correct them?" "No." "I DIDN'T EITHER!" SpockoNOTSLASH
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,101 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Spencer S., Socko - Complete
58: Your Call by cali-chan reviews
"Honestly, Sam, if you wanted to hear my voice, you could have just CALLED."
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,566 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5000 - Favs: 11,518 - Follows: 1,314 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Final Wall by Archilochus reviews
It began as a grudging car ride with Mrs. Benson. But in an unexpected turn, Sam is forced to confront herself. Can Mrs. Benson get around Sam's wall? Can Sam handle it? And what emotional destination are they driving toward? Explosive implied Seddie.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,199 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Sam P., Mrs. Benson - Complete
Unromantic by JamesTheGreater reviews
Valentine's Day has arrived. How will Sam deal with what she considers the worse day of the year?
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,219 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Arguably The Best Year of His Life by twowritehands reviews
At first it was fantastic. Then it wasn't. Then, maybe, it was... Read to learn why the year Spencer spent with the meatball is such a grey area.
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,443 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Spencer S. - Complete
All I Want for Christmas by MindOverMatter reviews
Freddie doesn't know what to get Sam for Christmas, but he's more surprised at what he gets instead.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,923 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iBreak a Promise by chasingafterstarlight reviews
Sam and Freddie begin dating, but with a twist. They can't reveal it or they will get a wedgie from the other. What will happen? Follows the series, starting at iThink They Kissed. Seddie, Cibby.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 82,104 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P.
iHave A Dilemma by Mulligatawny reviews
I honestly don't know how I got myself in this situation. Or if I even want to be in this situation. What exactly is my situation? Well before I tell you, I suggest a few things; sit down and brace yourselves. /Seddie oneshot.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,880 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iCarly's own MLP by luna moody reviews
Tired of her using him, Freddie bets Sam that she can't pass a test without his help. NOT THE YOOZH...This time the bet is a secret. Will the prize be worth it? Sam and Freddie? Definitely! Seddie? Maybe. I'm trying interactive on this one, so R&R!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,758 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iWant to be Friends by Leea Gardner reviews
When Freddie walks in on Sam Puckett doing something Sam Puckett should never do, he's not sure how he'll react. Or how she will, for that matter. He hopes she doesn't break his nose... Seddie.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,889 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Green Eggs and Ham: A Tragic Story by JamesTheGreater reviews
Sam has a new snack that she wants Freddie to try. Will she be able to convince him? Inspired by Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Seuss.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iTake A Road Trip by bananarama92 reviews
Sam and Freddie taking a road trip across the country? That's bound to end in disaster, right? Or is it exactly the chance they need to see each other in a brand new way?
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,451 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 7/11/2010
iLove Freddie Too by coffee-stained lips reviews
Falling in love is the greatest of all things. But choosing who to fall in love with...it's the worst of all things.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,414 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Old Friends and Bookends reviews
An angry blonde, an oblivious boy having the time of his life at NERD camp, and a best friend who wants more than anything to set things right. Seddie from Carly's point of view.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,469 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Screaming in the Rain reviews
"You never were very good at being subtle, were you?"
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,862 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
April Showers reviews
"Wordlessly, she leaned her little head on his skinny shoulder, letting her tears fall unseen onto his shirt." There's a reason Carly takes showers when she's upset. No shippings.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,394 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Spencer S., Carly S. - Complete
iPsychic reviews
Freddie Benson has a secret. He can read minds. But there's one person whose mind he can't read, and it's driving him crazy. A Seddie multi-chapter fic.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 83,465 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iHate Valentine's Day reviews
"The whole day is nothing but mushy couples and people crying when they expect too much and end up disappointed. I think I might just go home now, before it gets really bad." Seddie.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,586 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Attack of the Beavecoons reviews
When Spencer hears a loud noise late at night, he is sure that the beavecoons have come to attack. But is what's going on outside his apartment door merely an army of psychotic mutants, or something even stranger? Seddie, from Spencer's POV.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Spencer S. - Complete
Miracle on Seddie Street reviews
Sam still believes in Santa Claus. Can Freddie convince her he's not real? Or will Sam prove that she was right all along? Seddie Christmas one-shot.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Thanksgiving Gets No Respect reviews
Ranting and turkeys and Seddie, oh my! My late Thanksgiving Seddie story. The category says humor/friendship, but there's also quite a bit of implied/potential Seddie romance in there. One-shot.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,828 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Forget Me Not reviews
"He started giving her forget-me-nots every time something important happened in their lives; always the pale blue variety that reminded him of her eyes." Seddie. Sad, but not angsty.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,888 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iTrick Or Treat reviews
"Tomorrow night we're not going to some stupid restaurant. We're going Trick or Treating." Seddie oneshot.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,707 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iGo On Jeopardy reviews
"It's not like you're leaving for Yakima for good, just three days. What could possibly go wrong?" Carly scoffed. "Knowing you, a lot." Slightly based on the Ellen DeGeneres ride in Disney World. Eventual Seddie.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,197 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Sam P. - Complete
There's Got To Be Something Wrong With Me reviews
Tasha just broke up with Gibby. Who will comfort him? Perhaps a certain brunette web show host? One-shot. Cibby.
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Carly S., Gibby - Complete
Blue Eyes and Xylophones reviews
"This was all Sam's fault. Sam and her stupid, beautiful voice. She was the reason I was so confused and angry." Seddie one-shot. Based on the song Gray or Blue by Jaymay. Not EXACTLY a song-fic. It WILL make sense even if you don't know the song.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,639 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iFind Out The Truth About My Dad reviews
Freddie finds out why Sam has hated him all these years, and it might just lead them to go on an incredible journey together. Seddie. T, but probably nothing worse than some mild swearing.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,221 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iBet reviews
Sam and Freddie make a friendly little wager that might lead to something they didn't expect. But they aren't the only ones who've been making bets. SEDDIE. One-shot. WARNING: EXTREME LEVELS OF CORNINESS AND FLUFF.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
5,4,3,2 reviews
Ever wonder why Freddie always leaves off the 1 at the beginning of every iCarly? Well so does Sam! A fluffy Seddie one-shot.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete