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Joined 07-13-10, id: 2445796, Profile Updated: 08-21-14
Author has written 6 stories for Invader Zim, and Megamind.

I'm a high school girl in southern USA with what I'm sure is a reasonably average life. I study, I read, I'm in colorguard, and in between grouling rehearsals and homework assignments, I allow myself to be brainwashed by the media just like everybody else.

I'm considered quite mature for my age, so I like to think my writing is beyond what you would expect from me, but I'm still learning, so I ain't perfect. Grammatical errors aside, planning stories is just a killer. Sometimes I jump around ridiculous plot holes, and other times I quit all together. One shots are easy. Long stories are like, whaaaaat.

Really the only reason I bother is because I get a lot of satisfaction from good reviews. So pretty please, assuming that you came to this page either because you like one of my stories, or I left you a review that stuck in your mind, please do me a ginormous favor and read some of my crap and leave a review. Thank yoooou!

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Stepping Out by ladyspock7 reviews
Set pre-movie. Fifteen year old Megamind has had it with prison life, and decides to set out on his own. With Minion, of course. Though perhaps the middle of a Michigan winter was not the best time to run away, and now he must escape from the clutches of a powerful enemy.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 182,634 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Megamind, Minion, Warden
The Science is Not Impossible by Jeannette Hetfield reviews
Roxanne finds out that her genius husband Megamind did a little bit more than just look into "the reset button".
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 129,753 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 5/7 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R.
Becoming a True Invader by Hero Zero reviews
Zim loses his Invader title, so to prove his worth he plans to invade the strongest planet he knows. A tale of intergalactic adventure, doom, humor, doom, some romance ZAGR , but mostly DOOM. Can our former Invader succeed in his overly ambitious and craziest goal yet? Supporting OCs in later chapters.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 198,344 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Zim, Gir, Dib, Gaz
A story of distance by kurushi reviews
After everything is over, Roxanne Ritchi thinks about Megamind, Minion, and what we think we should know about the people in our lives.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,358 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/25/2014 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Conflict of Interest by ladyspock7 reviews
When Megamind has a heated dispute with his other arch-rival Psycho Delic, only one thing can make him lose his cool: a threat to his favorite reporter. A one-shot.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,600 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/9/2014 - Megamind, Minion - Complete
Neckerchief Chronicles by caldera32 reviews
If it had been a different Arthur he may have been able to appreciate that Merlin's neckerchief was simply his equivalent of a towel. (Or, a collection of shorts exhibiting the many uses of a certain warlock's neck wear. No Slash)
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 45,364 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Queen of Shadow and Starlight by Fialleril reviews
The underworld is vast and silent and full of the sleeping dead when Hel arrives. But she will change that. A coming of age story for the Queen of the Underworld.
Norse Mythology - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,443 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2014 - Hel, Loki, Nidhogg - Complete
Fool Proof by Aneirin reviews
Zim discovers the fatal flaw in his plans for world conquest: himself. He sees all of his errors. And he fixes them. his new plan can't fail, especially when there's a certain human on his side. Genre may change, Rating will change.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,620 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Zim, Gaz
Behind the little door by sakiko of soleana reviews
Zim Vasquez is bored with his new home until he finds a secret door tht leads him into a world that's just like his own...but BETTER! but when this fantastical adventure turns dangerous, Zim must find a way back or be stuck forever in this other world R&R
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,977 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Zim
Here we go again by Basil Allegri reviews
Time-travel fic. Merlin, as court sorcerer, gets himself stuck in the body of his nineteen-year-old self, and he finds that he'll have to relive his life if he's to have any chance of finding a way home. That doesn't mean he'll have to do things exactly as he remembers them. "Cut it, Kilgharrah. I already know my destiny." AU S05E10 "The Kindness of Strangers" On Hiatus
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 93,391 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Merlin
Beyond Recall by laurajslr reviews
After a terrible accident, Merlin is left with no memory of his time in Camelot. Separated from Arthur and all who could tell him who he is, Merlin tries to piece together his life and his loyalties. But loyalties can be influenced; lives can take very different paths to the ones they were destined for. And a lost sorcerer is a very powerful and useful weapon to have.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 136,668 - Reviews: 864 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Shadow by BadIdeaGenius reviews
AU Pre-Movie They say heroes aren't born, they're made, even if by accident. Megamind has two occupations, Super villain, and night time super secret vigilante, he's not a hero, but with Metroman gone, and the city facing trouble, what will he do?
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,862 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Selective Blindness by CynicAlb reviews
"I haven't really been hiding for a long time you've just been too blind to see what's right in front of you." Merlin decides its time for Arthur to see the truth.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,486 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Screw the Fruit by mugglesque reviews
Silly little thing. I swear, I can't help putting these silly things up. Thing. Short. Still, it's quite true.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/31/2013 - 11th Doctor - Complete
Mirror by Jaywings reviews
Zim's newest plan for world domination begins with the construction of a portal and, as usual, ends with things going very, very wrong.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,386 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Zim, Dib, Gaz, Gir - Complete
Hell or High Water by JenovaII reviews
Reluctantly, Chell returns to Aperture. Turrets call out to her, and GLaDOS is missing. A locked room holds the answer - but is it a trap?
Portal - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 92,966 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
Lie Yourself Down by ScottishPanties reviews
He loves to be flattered, but can't stand being lied to. The problem is, they're both the same.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
The Nightmare I Call my Life by Foxyshy reviews
When Zim catches a strange disease that causes him to turn into a werewolf, and brutal killings start becoming a daily occurence, it's a struggle to stay alive in a setting that is becoming more and more dangerous. And who is the black wolf? R&R, ZADF.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,646 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Dib, Zim
The Mighty Emrys by LaPotatoFairy reviews
A series of semi-related one-shots, post-reveal. Lots of silliness and not to be taken seriously. No slash.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Arthur, Merlin
Fathers and Sons by Dani Kin reviews
"It is not flesh and blood, but the heart, which makes us fathers and sons." The warden is about the find that out when an exceptional blue baby comes into his life, bringing both joy and heartbreak. Epilogue is up and this story is COMPLETE!
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,967 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Warden, Megamind - Complete
Research and Development: Wheatley by carolnegate reviews
Wheatley had never been anything other than a robot, but he was given something most AIs never had - the ability to change who he was. Rated for mild, humorous swearing, most of which only British people would consider inappropriate.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,764 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Wheatley - Complete
Gaz's Revenge by Darknesse Sidhe reviews
It's impossibly easy to make Gaz mad, although to do so is not recommended. These are the unfortunate people who managed to enrage her, and this is what happened to them afterwards.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,082 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Gaz
Greyscale by FearandLoathingXIX reviews
There is a balance of good and bad. Good is not always good; sometimes it can be bad, and being bad can be good. It isn't any simpler when Megamind explains it.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,571 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Roxanne R., Megamind
In Loving Memory by Dlbn reviews
The Membranes used to have a puppy... Dedicated in loving memory of my dog, Rosie, who passed away on April 12, 2012.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Zim, Dib, Gaz, Prof. Membrane - Complete
Zim For President by TrustMeIAmScience reviews
After a video of Zim ranting furiously gets leaked onto the internet, people begin to realise that he would probably make a pretty damn good political leader. Rated T for swears.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,020 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Zim, Dib
Reversal by Obvious Octopus reviews
When a dangerous mute lunatic is put in control of the Aperture mainframe, GLaDOS and Wheatley are forced to work together to save science.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,601 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Wheatley, GLaDOS - Complete
Survival by Invader Phoenix reviews
Around him was the essence of pure mutiny. Friend turned against friend. Enemies were on the same side. The weapons flew from every possible angle. Not a second could be wasted. To pause meant a humiliating and agonizing defeat. He had to survive...
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Tightenville by KenderickBlazey reviews
He woke up in the middle of a field with no idea of his past, or who he was. All he knew was that he was blue, and in this world, that was not in the least way normal. MM/RR, set near end of the movie, during the battle between Megamind and Tighten.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,276 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Megamind
Letters to the Overlord by KBJones reviews
Just some letters Overlord Megamind received during his reign.
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Megamind
Snow Day by Dani Kin reviews
A slice-of-life look at an average Saturday with one-year-old Megamind in which several things happen - including finger painting with breakfast foods, fast-paced chases, wet shoes, and the warden taking him out to play in the snow for the first time.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,102 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Warden, Megamind - Complete
Valentine's Day Surprise In The Park by SapphireGirl93 reviews
Megamind has been planning a very special surprise for Roxanne, and Minion isn't invited. What happens when Minion and Wayne hatch a scheme to secretly crash the party?
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,734 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Megamind, Roxanne R., Metro Man, Minion
The Play by DoomTaco reviews
The Skool has decided to put on Romeo and Juliet. Zim is determined to make sure it goes HIS way... **I DO NOT OWN INVADER ZIM** Any flames will be used to toast marshmallows.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,846 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Zim, Dib
182 Days by SaiyanQueenVega reviews
In episode 1 Zim spends half a year trapped in a seemingly unequipped voot with a malfunctioning robot hurtling toward... something. But what really happened during those 182 days in space? A/U Earth landing.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Zim
Life With Michael by Hunger4Righteousness reviews
Follows 'What Happened Next' and 'Epilogue'. A collection of stories of various lengths about Michael's childhood, starting with his first brush with danger and anecdotes about him and his parents.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,222 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 3/27/2011
The Sickness by Coraline15 reviews
When Zim doesn't feel well, Dib immediately begins to think that it is a trick to let his guard down. But he soon realizes that his rival has in fact become extremely ill and may be running out of time. Can Dib find the cure? PLEASE R&R! THANKS! ZADF!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 26,512 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Stuck by Allendra reviews
ONESHOT, pre-movie. When one of his schemes goes awry, Megamind and Roxanne find themselves trapped in a submarine underwater. Will this situation change their relationship? More importantly, will they be able to escape before the sub fills with water?
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,175 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Blue Agents of Destruction by Dal Niente reviews
AU, oneshot. Roxanne wakes up to find a strange creature systematically destroying her apartment. Metro Man is busy. Rated T for language.
Crossover - Lilo & Stitch & Megamind - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,427 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Roxanne R. - Complete
Intelligent by design by KenderickBlazey reviews
Being the half-sister of a superhero often feels lousy. Especially when even your parents seem to overlook you. All changes when a super-villain makes a mistake kidnapping and a friendship beyond weirdness emerges. Set months pre movie. MM/RR. OC fic.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 58,689 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Megamind
Temporal Doom by The Familiar reviews
Zim finds himself stuck in the past, with no way to get out.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 72,155 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Zim - Complete
In the Stocks by MerlinWinchestr reviews
Merlin and Arthur have been put in the stocks for a day.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
To Write a Fan Fiction by Emachinescat reviews
In which Arthur decides to write the greatest fan-fiction ever, Merlin is scarred for life, and Emachinescat continues to satire everything that just so happens to wander into her line of sight.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,832 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
To Color Your Discourse by raspberryseedz reviews
In which the citizens of MetroCity are a little wary, Roxanne gets a little angry, and Megamind gives an impromptu stand-up routine. Based on a scene from Cyrano de Bergerac. Post-film.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,349 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Roxanne R., Megamind - Complete
Immortal by gbye reviews
Green light shot out from the rocks, then was gone as quickly as it had come. The night was dark, so not much could be seen, other than the shine of red eyes and a grin, showing zipper like teeth. She thought she had killed him. She was wrong. ZAGR
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 42,123 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Zim, Gaz
Dissimulate by Grandiose Me reviews
Wherein Megamind is apprehended by an organization of superheroes, and Roxanne learns that she may be just a little bit crazier than she thought she was.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 53,850 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Roxanne R., Megamind
Within her grasp by Chibi Renamon reviews
For young Tigress, earning the title of "Master" is all that matters, but something is holding her back. Will the crane who just arrived help her? Or will he just make things even more complicated? Eventual Crane x Tigress
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,257 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Crane, Tigress
Night of the Living Vacuum by Gas-Masked UNIT reviews
When Zim needs some WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION to take out Dib, so The Tallest decide to send him an 'Irken Galactic Vacuum Cleaner' gone Haywire. Zim is pleased with his "Top Secret" weaponry, but that won't prepare him for the dangers of the Vacuum.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,545 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Zim, Gir - Complete
Drain the Blood by trickrtreatn reviews
Zim is bitten by a vampire. Can Dib and Gir stop him and his undead master from from turning the world into an army of blood sucking zombies?
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,422 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/20/2005 - Published: 11/10/2004
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You don't Know What's Good for Bad reviews
A collection of one-shots starring that one blue guy you've probably heard of. Accepting (read: pleading for) prompts.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,615 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/15 - Published: 6/1 - Megamind, Roxanne R., Metro Man, Minion
Sprites reviews
Taking cover in their home, Megamind's parents discuss their ominous situation.
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2013 - Complete
Late Night Stories reviews
Two young insomniacs whisper to each other in the dark.
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Minion, Megamind - Complete
Prison of Souls reviews
Thirteen year old Dib never expected to be promoted to second commander of the Swollen Eyeball. The mighty Invader Zim never expected to be on the run. And amid all the confusion of change, this new and lethal threat could be the undoing of them both.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,589 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Zim, Dib
Gir Sings the Cheeseburger Song reviews
CONTINUED! Zim is gone for the night, and Gir feels the need to express himself to no one in particular through song and dance. With things ever be the same? Definitly no real romance. I do not own Invader Zim.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,314 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Gir
Zim vs Dib Showdown! reviews
Zim and Dib have an argument over whether humans or irkens are superior. Of course, this can only be settled with a contest. We finish this with brooms -Wait, what?
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,908 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Zim, Dib - Complete